Your Friends & Neighbors Season 1 Episode 2
#SeriesYNovalasXTC
🎞 Please Follow our telegram group to get the latest movie updates
https://t.me/seriestoponlineUSA
https://www.facebook.com/FSeriesYNovalasXTC
https://www.instagram.com/FSeriesYNovalasXTC
https://www.pinterest.com/SeriesYNovalasXTC
#SeriesYNovalasXTC
🎞 Please Follow our telegram group to get the latest movie updates
https://t.me/seriestoponlineUSA
https://www.facebook.com/FSeriesYNovalasXTC
https://www.instagram.com/FSeriesYNovalasXTC
https://www.pinterest.com/SeriesYNovalasXTC
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Roach, Coop, but, uh, I gotta tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:05Max! Yeah, get in here. Coop, you know Max Cohn?
00:07I don't know. Do we?
00:09Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year. You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:11Right. Sorry about that. Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter. That would have been hell to pay.
00:17I bet.
00:17Max is a superstar. He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:22Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:25You're aware of the non-solicit?
00:27No, legalism worried. The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
00:35Okay, so, I run my own book, transparently.
00:38Of course, uh, the usual draw. All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the share. Sound about right?
00:45Not exactly, no.
00:48It's Max's book.
00:50You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
00:53We'll see how it goes.
00:54Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
00:56So I bag the elephants for the kid, he builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:01Whoa, I don't need anybody's help.
01:03All due respect, Max, your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:08Coop.
01:09Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben. The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:15We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:16Max, be quiet. Nobody cares about the index stocks. Who's his father?
01:20What?
01:21He's been in here less than five minutes. I already know he's somebody's son.
01:25My sister.
01:27Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey, and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
01:35Hey!
01:35Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
01:37Bro, you can't come in here.
01:37Shut the fuck up, Max.
01:39Coop?
01:40Ben, you're a sinking ship.
01:42You're a punchline at dinner parties.
01:46Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
01:50What does that say about you?
01:54Good luck.
01:54I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car, wearing my best suit and a stolen watch.
02:14Nothing made sense.
02:16And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
02:20What?
02:20Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
02:38It's a nice watch.
02:41Gotta check the book, but I think I can give you about, um, $175,000 for it.
02:47It's a strong secondhand market for these.
02:49$200,000.
02:50$185,000.
02:52Best and last.
02:56Sold.
02:57Great.
02:58I just need the box and the papers.
03:03Uh, it's not new.
03:06Yeah, I know.
03:06But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm gonna need.
03:12Well, I don't have any of that.
03:14It was a gift.
03:16Right.
03:18Sorry, my friend.
03:19No papers, no sale.
03:22Well, what if I drop the price?
03:29Here.
03:31You go here, in the Bronx.
03:34You ask for Lou.
03:36Lou?
03:36Yeah.
03:37Yeah.
03:38And you tell Lou, Lipschitz sent you.
03:39Let's go.
04:09Let's go.
04:24You Lou?
04:26Who's asking?
04:28Oh, uh, sorry. Lipschitz sent me.
04:31I'm Lou.
04:34How do you know Lipschitz?
04:36We just met.
04:38Met where? In a bar?
04:40A synagogue? A.A. meeting? Where?
04:42Oh, his shop. I'm just trying to sell this.
04:48We're going in back, Rocco.
04:50Come on. Let's have a look.
04:52Go upstairs and watch TV while puppy does business.
05:11Okay?
05:17Yeah, so my, uh, my wife just thinks it's too showy.
05:22Too showy?
05:24No?
05:24Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring?
05:29You're going to buy the watch or you're going to analyze me?
05:31I can do both at the same time.
05:38I'll give you 65 for it.
05:40Lipschitz was going to give me 185.
05:42Then he sent you to me.
05:44You could sell it legit. You wouldn't be here.
05:45Ninety-five.
05:53We don't get men like you in here very often.
05:56You're what? A trader? Stockbroker?
05:59Whatever.
06:00The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches.
06:06You assign value out of your ass.
06:09Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks.
06:13Now here you are selling me something you can hold in your hand.
06:17This is new to you.
06:19You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it.
06:23That's not savvy. That's stupidity.
06:29Maybe it's just desperation.
06:33That's the first honest thing you've said.
06:36Now we can do business.
06:38I'll give you 60.
06:40You just said 65.
06:42Deal.
06:43You got me back to my original price.
06:46Some negotiator.
06:53A paper shadow in a house of stone
07:10The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
07:15I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
07:20Till I look back at the smoke
07:24You can't keep up with the Joneses
07:27Don't wanna run for the roses
07:32I got my pocket opposing
07:37Sometimes I wonder why
07:41Sometimes I wonder why
07:44I just don't have a good Joneses
07:48Don't wanna smell their dying roses
07:53I got my pocket full of pulses
07:58I don't keep up with the Joneses
08:04Help me
08:24It's time, bud
08:37It's time
08:41Good morning
08:43We're late
08:44Hey
08:44Did you text your dad back?
08:47Are you kidding?
08:48Just text him back, please
08:49For me
08:50Yeah, hi
08:52Hey
08:53Hi, mom
08:59My thong has impregnated me
09:09She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:28It was just a selfie
09:29I shared it with my boyfriend
09:31Then he shared it with his friends
09:33I dropped out of robotics club
09:35Tell me what happened
09:37You can't make me talk
09:39No, look
09:41He comes downstairs with flowers
09:43He planted the biggest, sloppiest, most hungiest kiss on me
09:46That you've ever experienced in your life
09:48Mark
09:50And my mother went off on me
09:53Like she usually does
09:54I guess I just proved her right for like
09:56A thousandth time
09:58Well, now wait a minute
09:59Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between
10:02Getting detention and keying a car?
10:05Yeah
10:06I know
10:07Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:11First time I got caught
10:12Huh
10:13Did you know the owner of the car?
10:16No
10:16It wasn't like that
10:18Why'd you do it then?
10:19I mean, you may not know
10:20But I'm just wondering
10:22What was going through your head?
10:26It's like
10:26I get so angry
10:29It's not really angry
10:31It's more like this energy
10:33And it builds up
10:34And it's just inside me
10:36Making me anxious
10:37And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it
10:41And if I don't do something
10:44I'll just explode, you know
10:45And then I break a window
10:50I get a car or something
10:52And it's like
10:54It just seeps out of me
10:57And I can breathe right again
10:59We all have a dream
11:11Some nirvana we picture
11:13That place we want to get to
11:15That will finally mean we've pulled it off
11:16Success
11:17Happiness
11:18Peace
11:19For me, it was Westmont Village
11:22With its seven and eight figure homes
11:24Rolling lawns
11:25And exclusive clubs
11:26But I was starting to suspect
11:29That my dreams
11:30Had been every bit as full of shit
11:31As the rest of me
11:33The Oakwood Country Club
11:56100 grand a year buys you the privilege
11:58Of paying 40% above market
12:00For every salad, burger, coffee, and cocktail they serve
12:02But if you don't join
12:04It looks to everyone else
12:06Like they wouldn't have you
12:07It's the age-old economics of social extortion
12:10But seeing it for what it was
12:11Never stopped me from falling in line
12:13With all the other suckers
12:14Nice
12:16Why is she hitting my neck
12:20Because you're late
12:22Tennis is my thing
12:26Can you please just
12:27Not have him do that
12:29It wasn't planned, Coop
12:31You just never know when you're going to show up
12:32In the tournament's tomorrow
12:33She's doing fine
12:34She needs to get her UTR up to a nine
12:37For Princeton to even look at her
12:39I thought she was at a nine
12:40She's an eight-seven
12:41She's doing two consecutive matches
12:44With his four or five star recruits at this thing
12:46Well, how is a basketball player going to help with that?
12:48He was here
12:49On time
12:50All right
12:55Let's go
12:57Hey
12:58Hey, Coop, sorry about that
13:02Just trying to help
13:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:03If I hear if anybody needs their wife fucked
13:05I'll let you know
13:06All right
13:10Let's just do some net work, huh?
13:12Coach tells us not to rush the net
13:13Well, he's right
13:16Except when he's
13:17Not
13:19Okay, the tournament is tomorrow
13:23It's not the time
13:24It's basic tennis
13:26Come on, let me show you
13:27Hit it, hit it hard
13:28You okay?
13:38Nice
13:38Good one
13:39I punched my boyfriend in the balls
13:42Okay
13:43Well, it was still worth it
13:45Hey, Tori
13:46Hey, Charles
13:48Good luck tomorrow
13:49You too, bitch
13:50I thought you two were friends
13:55Yeah, we are
13:55But there's only one spot
13:56For an incoming freshman
13:57On the tennis team
13:58Well, work on the bright side
13:59Maybe she won't get into Princeton
14:00Maybe I won't
14:02Now you're just being stupid
14:03Come on
14:05Back to the baseline
14:06Let's go
14:07From the moment
14:12I laid eyes on you
14:13This is what I said
14:14I said I see it
14:16And I like it
14:18And I want it
14:19Yes, I do
14:21I need it
14:23To make me happy
14:25Oh, baby
14:26Yes, I do mean you
14:28From the moment
14:30I laid eyes on you
14:32This is what I said
14:33I said
14:33Our beautiful sight to see
14:35Is everything
14:37Things with you and Nick
14:38Seem really good, huh?
14:40They're fine
14:40Still early days
14:45Early days?
14:46He's practically living with you
14:48What?
14:48No, he isn't
14:49I send him home all the time
14:50I'd like to have my bed to myself
14:53I'll send him to me
14:54I'll keep him in the garage
14:55Like a mower
14:56I'll take him out
14:57When I need a little trim
14:58What does that mean?
15:00Mary and I joined his job
15:01Yes, yes
15:02Great glasses
15:03Great
15:03I prefer Equinox
15:06That's because Mel needs her space
15:09What am I?
15:09What am I?
15:10Shit
15:11Guys
15:12What?
15:13Paul's here
15:13Oh, dear
15:17Is that the waitress?
15:20Yeah
15:20In the flesh
15:21Literally, that's all her flesh
15:24I cannot believe you brought her here
15:26Should we rule about that?
15:28Fuck her
15:29Yeah, fuck her
15:30How old is she?
15:3116? 17?
15:3224?
15:34Her name's Misty
15:35God
15:36I was gonna guess Savannah
15:37But
15:38Misty Trucks
15:40Yeah
15:41Well, you've been to his places
15:43All his waitresses are some version of her
15:46Hey, hey, hey, hey
15:47What?
15:50Present company excluded, of course
15:53It's fine, it's fine
15:54He picked me 15 years ago
15:57Back when I wore bikinis like that
15:58Don't even, Sam
15:59You are hot as fuck
16:01And when you say you're ready
16:03We're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelors
16:06Oh
16:07Oh, yeah, Sam
16:08You're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with
16:10Okay
16:10What do you know about dick?
16:12Thank you, guys, but, uh
16:14She can have him
16:15And you can have his money
16:18Hey
16:19Hey, here, here
16:21Weekend brunch at the club
16:25Where you'll find great food
16:27Good company
16:27And an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism
16:30It's not like I'd never noticed
16:33But I guess now I was seeing it differently
16:35Hey, guys
16:38How's it going?
16:39How's it going?
16:40Are you joining us?
16:41Uh, unclear
16:42Have you seen Hunter?
16:44Anybody?
16:44No
16:45He's around here somewhere
16:46Jake
16:47Hey
16:48Hey
16:49Fuck
16:50Hey there, Jake
16:53How are you, buddy?
16:54Mr. Cooper
16:55Sorry about the other day
16:58You kind of caught me by surprise
16:59Yeah
17:00I was pretty surprised myself
17:01I bet
17:03Well, I hope there's no
17:05Lasting damage
17:07And, uh, more importantly
17:09I hope there's no hard feelings
17:10Sure, no hard feelings
17:12Good
17:13Great, come on, sit down
17:14Have some lunch
17:15Yeah, Jake, come on
17:16Let's get you, uh
17:17How's that?
17:17I'd like it better if you meant to
17:18Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants off
17:20Okay
17:21Understand me?
17:22Come on
17:22All right
17:23If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him
17:26Thank you
17:28Hi there
17:31Oh, hey
17:32How are you?
17:33Well, I'm still mad at you
17:34I know, but to be honest
17:35I can't exactly remember why
17:36Oh, fuck
17:37Hey, hey, I'm kidding
17:38I'm kidding, I'm kidding
17:39I'm sorry
17:40Sam, come on
17:41I'm sorry about the other night
17:43I was preoccupied
17:44Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer
17:46But Paul brought his damn waitress
17:47And I'm feeling vulnerable
17:48Which is really pissing me off
17:49So, yeah
17:50Did you see what she was wearing?
17:53You know, I didn't know this
17:54That's because she's wearing so little of it
17:56Point is
17:57I need to feel sexy really damn soon
17:59So I'm gonna give you a pass
18:00Well, I'll make it worth your while
18:01Damn right you will
18:02Hey, girls
18:03Hey, guys
18:04How's it going?
18:06Hello, ladies
18:07Brad, Jules
18:08How's it going?
18:09Hey, Coop
18:10What's new and exciting?
18:11Oh, God
18:12Same old, same old
18:12How are things at the bank?
18:13There shouldn't be a few bricks
18:15About the raid hikes
18:16But we see the way through
18:17Please, guys
18:18Spare us the shop talk
18:19Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier
18:21You're looking very strong
18:22Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper
18:23I saw Nick hitting with Tori
18:25You, uh, you're bringing the big guns, huh?
18:29Coop is the big gun, honey
18:31He played for Princeton
18:31Did I know that?
18:34It was a lifetime ago
18:35Well, I'm predicting
18:37Our daughters make it to the final again
18:39Like last year
18:40What do you think?
18:41That's the smart money
18:42Hi
18:43How are you?
18:44Good
18:45Good
18:46Good, everybody
18:46Happy weekend
18:47Hey, honey
18:48How was the pool?
18:50Speaking of smart money
18:51I pulled a lot of strings
18:53To get you that
18:54Three Yankees interview
18:54Come on
18:55It was a bullshit job
18:56And that bullshit job
18:57Could have been yours
18:57Look
18:59You've been shunned, my friend
19:00And before you can get back
19:01To where you were
19:01You gotta get a foot in the door
19:03I opened the fucking door
19:05I'm not gonna sing
19:05For my supper, Barney
19:06See if you're singing that
19:07Two minutes, six months
19:08I think you're just worried
19:10About your five percent
19:11Damn right I am
19:12Along with about
19:12Forty thousand
19:13In unpaid invoices
19:13You owe me
19:14I'm just saying
19:17Yeah, well
19:17I'm just saying
19:18I gotta go
19:20You just sat down
19:21I know
19:21I gotta go
19:22Hey
19:22Hey, Dad
19:25Are you high?
19:28No
19:29Barely
19:31I'm fair
19:32It's fine
19:33I just took one hit
19:34Reign it in
19:35You are too young
19:37For this shit
19:38Weren't you gonna get
19:40The drums?
19:42It's a long story
19:42They're at my house
19:43Well, can we go get them?
19:46We can use Mom's car
19:47Actually, that's a pretty good idea
19:51You know what?
19:52I have an errand to run first
19:53And then we can go get the drums
19:54Deal
19:55Okay
19:56Okay
19:56Um, why don't you
19:57Go and
19:58Switch cars
20:00Can you do it?
20:04She's gonna freak out
20:05If she thinks I'm high
20:06Well, if you can't do the time
20:07Don't do the crime
20:08Go get it
20:10Come on
20:11How'd that go?
20:38Better than expected
20:39Yeah, here
20:40You're gonna need that
20:42What the hell is that?
20:49If you've not seen the assmobile yet
20:51It's Nick's
20:53He's very proud of it
20:54I bet
20:57Thank you
21:01I bet
21:02Get that
21:02I bet
21:03You've got it
21:04It's Nick's
21:05Your motors are
21:05Miranda
21:06Is there
21:10They're all right
21:11Out of sight
21:14Those people at ease
21:17Know how to sneeze
21:22My gas can't buy the car
21:28Who thinks you're deep
21:30Is there a sound of five
21:33Can you love it me?
21:36Now tell me
21:38Get back
21:39Yes
21:39Hello, hello
21:43Come on in
21:45We got a new coffee machine
21:46I'm gonna make us all coffee
21:50Did they kick you out?
21:53Mom
21:54No, they didn't kick me out
21:55I'm just asking
21:56If that place was falling apart
21:57We're trying to find her a better place
21:59So, why isn't she staying with you?
22:01Gee, thanks, Mom
22:01Well, I'm just saying
22:03This isn't exactly the Ritz
22:04Why would you want to come back here?
22:05I don't have a spare bedroom
22:07Oh, I keep forgetting
22:09You're not in the big house anymore
22:11Look, if it's gonna be a problem
22:14I can just
22:14No, of course not
22:16I'm just saying
22:18What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:22I'm just saying
22:23I wish I knew why you both seem so hellbent
22:25On screwing up your lives
22:26Jesus, fuck
22:27Who wants decaf?
22:29Oh, that's me
22:29We don't have decaf, Ron
22:31The silver pods are decaf
22:32No
22:32The blue were
22:33And we're out
22:35Oh
22:35You still want it?
22:37Seems like as good a time as any
22:38To dial up my anxiety
22:39I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs
22:44Andy, your coffee?
22:46Yeah
22:46Dad, I'll get it later
22:48I saw Bruce and his family
23:12At the stop and shop
23:14He has those two adorable kids
23:16Gorgeous skin tone
23:18It's a bit lighter than Bruce's
23:20Because of that wife of his
23:22That's great, Mom
23:23Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me
23:25All things considered
23:26And I just couldn't help thinking
23:29How things would have been
23:30If you'd just married him back then
23:32I would have still been me
23:33You were supposed to get married?
23:36It's a long story
23:36She skipped out on her own wedding
23:38I had a psychotic break
23:39I know
23:40I'm not blaming you
23:41Just saying
23:43Change of plans
23:45We're leaving
23:47Okay
23:48Wait a minute, what happened?
23:49Where are you going?
23:50You couldn't have just fixed up her room
23:52Made her bed
23:52I was planning on it
23:54Come on
23:56Let's go
23:57I love you, Mom
24:00Love you, Dad
24:03Come on
24:04This way
24:07No one drank the coffee
24:14Grammar really sucks
24:24Buddy, you have no idea
24:27You can have my room, Ellie
24:29Well, that's sweet, babe
24:30But I don't want to invade your space
24:32It's fine
24:33I'm not there, though, much, anyway
24:35Don't linger in doorways
24:53It's creepy
24:54Sorry
24:56Here
24:57This is the last of it
25:00Great, thanks
25:01Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this
25:04Please, I'll be fine
25:05I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me
25:07And we'll get you set up someplace else, all right?
25:09Andy, you've been taking care of me for years
25:11Whatever else you think you might have fucked up
25:13You've always been an above-average brother
25:15I'd be lost without you
25:19Oh, God
25:23Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands
25:33You can be okay here for a while
25:36I don't need babysitting
25:37Go
25:38Live your life
25:39All right
25:39Clean this shit up
25:41Put it away
25:41Come on
25:4280-some-odd years ago
25:45Herschel Levitt fled Hitler
25:46And emigrated to the United States
25:47Where he scraped together enough cash
25:49To buy a small diner in upstate New York
25:51Just off the interstate
25:52By the time his pre-diabetic grandson, Paul
25:55Samantha's husband
25:56Took over the family business
25:57It was nine diners
25:58And a slew of higher-end restaurants
26:00And now, Herschel's empire
26:02Which fed his family for almost a century
26:04Would fall to the vagaries of New York state divorce law
26:07All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants
26:10Oh
26:11Uh
26:11Hey
26:13I'm sorry, what the fuck is that?
26:17Oh, that's Nick's
26:18Yeah, pretty tasteful, I think
26:20And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:22Well, I had to trade cars
26:23Because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter
26:25I didn't have time to trade back
26:26It's, it's been a day
26:28Do you want me to put it in the garage?
26:31No, I have a better idea
26:32Oh
26:34Oh
26:35Hey
26:35Hey
26:37Touch my ass
26:37Oh
26:38Oh
26:39Oh
26:41God
26:41Oh
26:42Yeah
26:43Yeah
26:44Fuck
26:45God
26:45Oh
26:46Oh
26:47Oh
26:48Oh
26:48Oh
26:49Oh
26:49Oh
26:49Oh
26:50Fuck
26:51Fuck
26:52Fuck
26:55Fuck
26:55Nick's gonna love his new car smell
26:58So you left the club pretty fast today
27:01Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff
27:04Yeah, everything okay?
27:05Yeah, it's sure, it's all good
27:07You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days
27:12The only bright spot is seeing you and we have to pretend that nothing's going on
27:17Yeah, well I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversies
27:21Oh God, no, yours is old news already mine is just kicking into high gear
27:25You know the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels
27:29And how did that go?
27:31Not as well as she'd hoped
27:32Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her
27:36We'll hate him
27:39Pity her
27:40Oh
27:40And fuck you
27:43Exactly
27:44God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety
27:49She got in your head, huh?
27:51Oh, yes, I know
27:52It's so annoying
27:53Are you heading out?
27:57Well, I thought
27:58I could stay the night
28:00You know, I could leave before the kids got up
28:02That's a great idea
28:05I could listen to a podcast
28:09Oh
28:10There's this really great one
28:13It's about, um, home organization
28:17And, um
28:18Okay
28:19You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids
28:23Okay, that's smart
28:25Yeah, and then, um, they have a whole room just for the luggage
28:32Oh
28:32You have a luggage room
28:34That's really convenient
28:36Mm-hmm
28:40No?
29:06Okay
29:06How did it go with your dad today?
29:12Fine
29:12Do you two do anything fun?
29:17It's okay to have fun with him, you know
29:19It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise
29:21I know
29:24And it's okay to miss him
29:29Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before
29:36It's okay to have fun with him
29:37It's okay to have fun with him
29:38It's okay to have fun with him
29:39It's okay to have fun with him
29:40It's okay to have fun with him
29:41It's okay to have fun with him
29:42It's okay to have fun with him
29:43It's okay to have fun with him
29:44It's okay to have fun with him
29:45It's okay to have fun with him
29:46It's okay to have fun with him
29:47It's okay to have fun with him
29:48It's okay to have fun with him
29:49It's okay to have fun with him
29:50It's okay to have fun with him
29:51It's okay to have fun with him
29:52It's okay to have fun with him
29:53It's okay to have fun with him
29:54It's okay to have fun with him
29:55It's okay to have fun with him
29:56It's okay to have fun with him
29:57It's okay to have fun with him
30:58Why?
31:03I had to pee.
31:16I get it.
31:24Can you tuck me in?
31:28Sure, buddy. Where we going?
31:30Yeah.
31:31Okay. Get in bed. Here you go. Let's tuck you in. There you go. Okay. Night-night.
31:40I need my dragon.
31:42Where is it? On the dresser.
31:46Oh, yeah. There it is. This guy, huh? Yeah. Okay, Belle. Here's your dragon.
31:59Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:04Sure, buddy. Sure. I'll be right here. Okay?
32:15Okay. Be ready. We'll go. I'll see. Okay. There you go, buddy.
32:28It was at moments like these, sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life without actually going anywhere.
32:40Oh, hello. Good morning.
33:01Good morning. I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, so I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:11Did you get milk?
33:12Fuck me.
33:13I'm kidding. I have milk. I think.
33:16Asshole.
33:22So, Sam Levitt.
33:24Yeah.
33:25I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense. When you're both attractive and freshly single, no one's single out here, so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
33:36I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
33:38Don't get me wrong. Sam's a hottie, from what I can remember. You could do a lot worse.
33:47Right?
33:48It's fine.
33:49What?
33:50I mean, we used to have them over for dinner. We used to go over there. Nick and Ivy, too. Now Nick's with Mel. I'm sleeping with Sam at my job. It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe. I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:09Welcome to my life.
34:14I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:16Will you?
34:17Probably not.
34:19How old are you, Tony?
34:34I just turned 41.
34:3641. Such a good age. I remember that age. Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s. Starting to feel like a real grown-up. And then you get older, you realize, oh, no.
34:48You're fucking grown-ups, and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
34:53You find yourself day drinking in a bar.
34:55Something to look forward to.
34:58Are you okay?
35:00Yeah.
35:02Don't mind me.
35:03You know...
35:04You know...
35:06I always figured I was older than you.
35:08You're terrible, I...
35:10You want another one?
35:12Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:19Thank you, young man.
35:21You have a nice day.
35:22Do not.
35:24Who are you?
35:50Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home
36:00I knew that because I knew exactly where they were
36:05And I knew that
36:11Because I was supposed to be there too
36:20Out
36:2830, 40
36:30Deuce
36:42Bingo
36:50Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank
37:09And she could out-deal and out-drank most of her male counterparts
37:12Her husband Brad was a New England blue blood
37:15Whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower
37:17As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war
37:22Nice work if you could get it
37:25Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid
37:27Who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter on the tennis court at that exact moment
37:32And she would say that they were supposed to be, even though she was still in her house
37:37But I was going to have to be his wife's house
37:46And she could get it
37:47And she could get it
37:49And she could get it
37:50And she could get it
37:52And I'd say that she could get it
37:53The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton
38:21and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000.
38:25I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:30He may have already forgotten he owned it.
38:46Out, game, set, match.
38:48Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
38:50Hey, hey!
38:51That worked, yeah.
38:52There you go.
38:57Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:18They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
39:2230, all.
39:2630, all.
39:40Good job, baby.
39:42Sorry.
39:43Sorry, guys.
39:56Sorry.
39:57Sorry, guys.
39:58Seriously?
40:00Okay, I know. I'm sorry.
40:02What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:04Something came up, all right?
40:06Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:08Are you kidding me? She ate that shit off.
40:11When I told you to show up for our daughter,
40:13I meant show up on time.
40:16You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:18I already said I'm sorry.
40:19It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:21Okay, so can we drop it?
40:23Okay.
40:2840, 30.
40:35Howdy, girl.
40:49Out!
40:50Deuce!
40:51Good to go, Chell.
40:58It was a strange new feeling being around someone
41:04when you had just been in their house going through their things.
41:07When you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:10and they had no idea.
41:12If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it.
41:15Yes, yes, yes!
41:16Yes, yes, yes!
41:18Yes!
41:20Yes, yes, yes!
41:21Yes!
41:22Yes!
41:23Yes, yes, yes!
41:24Yes!
41:25Hey, set, match!
41:26Atta girl!
41:27Whoo!
41:28Yes, yes, yes, yes!
41:32Who rushed the men?
41:33Eh, it's basic to us.
41:34Come on, come here.
41:37Come here.
41:40It's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution to my problems.
41:44But Lou had handed me 65 grand with no questions asked.
41:47And in my current situation, it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
41:52Hey, Rocco, right?
41:54Lou here?
41:59Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:02Nah, it's that white guy.
42:04Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:06Okay.
42:06The negotiator.
42:28Nice to see you again.
42:34We shot Neil.
42:36Very fancy.
42:43Your wife making you sell this one, too?
42:45I'm divorced.
42:47No shit.
42:51Let me guess.
42:52You lost the papers for this one, too.
42:57Go home, negotiator.
42:59What?
43:00No papers, no deal.
43:01Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
43:02Now I'm telling you, quit while you're ahead.
43:06I don't understand.
43:08Not my problem.
43:10Give me the fucking ring, man.
43:11Just give me the fucking ring.
43:15Get out of here.
43:15Fucking ring.
43:16My fucking ring.
43:17Fuck, you want to pull a fucking knife out in here?
43:19Jesus.
43:20Jesus.
43:20That's enough, Donnie.
43:26Look, I just want my fucking ring, Lou.
43:27Man, you can't make fucking ring.
43:29Fuck you, Rocco.
43:30He's 200 short.
43:31Come on, Rocco, man.
43:32This is my mother's fucking ring.
43:33Who are you kidding?
43:34Put down the goddamn knife and get out of my shop.
43:44You can walk away, or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
43:53All right, Lou, look, I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
43:56Okay, I'm sorry.
43:57It's my mother's ring.
43:58Now tell me you won't be back.
44:01Come on, Lou.
44:02Say the words, Donnie.
44:10I won't be back.
44:12You walk in here again, you leave with a big hole in you.
44:16You understand?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Yeah.
44:23You're a disgrace, Donnie.
44:32You're still here.
44:46Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
44:49No, you're not.
44:52You only think you are.
44:54I can't help you.
44:56Look, you can name your price.
45:01Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:04Fuck.
45:23Fuck.
45:24it's Lou I'm sending you a plate number get me everything you can on this guy