Dave & Chuck the Freak create a new gameshow that asks contestants to identify whether or not a close-up picture of a 'backdoor' belongs to a male or female.
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00:00stop for one second let's stop for one second yeah would you pleasure yourself to a butthole
00:12james maybe i know i would if it's a good looking butthole i have no problem there's all the other
00:18bits right there yeah the right okay but it'd be weird to just zoom in just on the b that's what
00:23i'm saying it's just the right pose you know no no more just that i have to say dave i didn't expect
00:30you to ask that question just now i know at least it just popped into my head because i can't go on
00:35record and say i've never pleasured myself just to a b-hole pick yeah okay it's difficult
00:41okay thanks for claire you're welcome a b-hole doesn't turn me on i don't mind it
00:51i mean i need a little bit more than just the human sarlacc pit to look at but okay that's
00:56what i'm saying it could be anybody that's my question you can't tell you pleasure yourself
01:00just to a b-hole no because my b-hole could look exactly like katy perry exactly in fact i hope
01:06mine does look exactly like yours does i want to be pretty holes to me aren't a gender specific thing
01:12oh you know their boobs are a girl's looks way better than a guy's does it i would think yeah yes
01:19i i bet you if we lined up 12 b-holes and said man or woman people would get it wrong what a
01:26terrible terrible game show that's time to play name that butthole you need the game show music and
01:34yes yes that great intro and then like it's just the butthole and when you click on it it then
01:39zooms out to review absolutely to reveal like what it is what it is
01:43it's time to play guess that butthole yay my favorite game show i wonder if i could do it
01:55just like on my phone like just pull up a butthole pick and zoom in on it and then
02:01you know
02:04that's uh trying to figure out how to play the game i know it's a crazy game i'm just that and
02:13that was my thinking behind it all you can't specifically pleasure yourself to that because
02:18you don't know who it's attached to i see a badge i see boobs i know okay even if i don't know who
02:25they're attached to i enjoy them yeah the particular region is not gender specific buttholes full of
02:31tricks oh my goodness sure are you are we playing this are we doing this so like you you do you do
02:40this i'd be of course you see the you can see the search oh man that's tough so i would do this and
02:48i'd be like whose butthole is that that's a dude that's a dude but then i go oh you see the balls
02:57yeah we knew that was a dude we got it so first good job andy we did a high five from across the
03:02room all right this might we know our buttholes we do throw you right off
03:06whose is that oh my that's a horse jeez that is it's gotta be a lady that just got pounded that is
03:16a horse no it's a guy it's a guy it's a guy no damn it this game sucks okay this is the tiebreaker
03:27as we continue to play whose butthole is that oh god i can't do that one so excited to be here
03:37we're doing great so far we'll go on with a brand new 32 inch tube television if we get this one
03:42tube television whose is that what do we got that is a man's butthole i believe it's oh we're gonna
03:50split this one i am saying that's a lady b-hole oh it's a guy oh it's the one doing it so i knew
04:01a trick i knew a trick another guy that's not fair you did three guys b-holes that's how the show
04:08should go though every butthole is really a guy's butthole if you zoomed in on the top of like the
04:18thing my search was gay butthole oh god so like every that same i just yeah of course yeah it's a
04:26book james send me i knew because it was chuck there was just going to be all dude buttholes
04:29yeah yeah i have to let chuck know when my girl one he's a trickster i always have to let chuck know
04:35when my gay uh butthole search google alert goes off oh yeah yeah i like this music
04:42yeah sweet someone said y'all are freaking crazy
04:45whose hole is it anyway that's what you call it
04:52i like that name actually so that one you actually have to match the butthole to the contestants or
04:59something so you have like that's a good idea you know you have like two guys and two girls and
05:03then you have to pick which butthole goes to the corresponding yeah yeah now that's a game show i
05:07could get into i know it or participate in uh brian is with us brian hey good morning you guys
05:16good hey you should play uh which butthole is cuter and then reveal it oh my god that is a real
05:23tragedy that's the bonus round yeah yeah that's for the grand prize that's a twist right but that
05:30and that's the whole point of the conversation you can't simply pleasure yourself to a b-hole
05:34because you never know what the b-holes attached yep no matter what no matter what way it goes you
05:39win a thousand dollars but you also have to live with your choice i like that it gets down to a
05:46funky jam at the end of this yeah it is very funky i like that dave just giving out masturbatory tips
05:50here yeah remember folks don't masturbate to just a butthole because if you do it could be a man's
05:55butthole you'd never know for your masturbation that's his psa that is psa for the day
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