Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how the new 'Bachelor' had to get over twenty stitches in his face after an accident and the show creates a new contest that would involved masked contestants hiding something underneath.
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00:00the next bachelor peter weber split his face open while filming an episode of the show i guess he
00:11slipped while trying to get into a golf cart and cut his face on some cocktail glasses you're an
00:15idiot then boo effing who yeah you're an idiot are you kidding me it's awesome so i i don't know if
00:20he's some sort of frankenstein face beast you know the producers are panicking right because now we
00:26got like a he had like well several like i think 22 stitches or something crazy i'm sure they're
00:32like okay who can we replace him with yeah bigger cut than you'd think it looks like leather face now
00:38or something yeah but that's gonna be the most the most shocking episode ever right they'll just turn
00:44it into something incredibly dramatic i won't be able to show it 20 22 stitches maybe you can have
00:51like that mask mask oh my god like the phantom like the phantom i like even the creepy one i just like
01:00the idea yeah like i just like the idea now of like the bachelor has yeah the masked bachelor
01:06why don't they just already oh they did that sounded familiar didn't that what that was a fox show it
01:12wasn't what was it called i forget there was a fox show where they couldn't see him until they got to
01:18know him do you recall that yeah there is something to that i just like the idea of him having the
01:23phantom mask on the whole time yeah the whole time and then but actually having him real effed up on
01:30the other side maybe one of the guys could have you know they have a messed up face you don't know
01:34which one yeah it's real yeah one of these guys has a messed up face you won't know which one
01:42until you fall in love with him tonight on messed up face it can't be just one no it shouldn't be
01:48just one it'd be like three of these ten men have acid burned faces right two were lit on fire i was
01:55in a meth explosion one blew himself up in a meth lab who will you love on an all-new my lady
02:04messed up bachelor i think it's time i finally show you my half of my face see if you picked a
02:10handsome man i'm sure i love you anyway because you're so cool you can't be the one that was burned
02:14a grossly disfigured man underneath this mask the big reveal when we come right back
02:20i don't like him i don't like him i don't like him i take you he's gross my lady oh my god you're
02:32gross she runs and then he's like just right off the building he just killed himself
02:42yeah you guys this was a bad idea for the show you are a monster get out of here next next guy and
02:52then he's like that's normal face oh this section called the botched bachelor yeah oh that's a good
03:00name host the show then maybe you could get one of those doctors to come in and then they fix it oh
03:07i feel like they've done that too though but then she's on it but she talks him out of it because
03:11she's really in love with his disfigured face yeah but it's all fake but it's totally all right
03:15we're telling them everything to say they break up immediately after the show oh yeah even the
03:20disfigurement's was there or not even his disfigurement's not real rip it off wait a second
03:26he's beautiful under there oh good what's under his mask boils he's covered in boils that's tough
03:34that's a tough one i can't do it you're too gross no you're the love of my life jump off that cliff
03:42you got it there he goes it's i don't know i like it watch seven men plummet to their death tonight
03:53the botched bachelor botched bachelor he's ugly it's got hit written is he ugly yeah or is he not
04:01does he have a cheek ear yeah chances are a cheek ear he's like oh he's like moves
04:12do we let the audience see behind the mask during the show like no no they're on it we
04:17gotta keep them in suspense they're in suspense too so they never know that you've got the cheek
04:21ear what i wouldn't mind doing every once in a while is a real quick just pass by of the
04:31the cheek ear yeah where they're like someone has a cheek ear we don't know what that's good
04:35that's good which one of these yeah has a cheek we saw a cheek ear they they you know we saw boils
04:41we saw mr boil face you know but you don't know who it is you can't tell you just know that it's
04:46like oh it's bad i think i saw a ear on someone's cheek the recaps would be hilarious it'd be like
04:53horribly burned man of course left uh week one and then uh boil face came in and then oh boy yeah did
05:00she not react well told him to kill himself and he did and he did right on tv let's watch that death
05:06over again and then cheeriek man franken date is another uh another suggestion for the show franken
05:12date franken date tonight oh i don't know kind of like it someone said we should get mark l walberg to
05:18host it yes mark l walberg is the host look for the botched bachelor coming soon it's called the
05:24new to the dave and chuck network all right we'll take a break when we come back
05:28back the face of love the face of love the face of love tonight later