Dave doubled up on his sinus medication and thinks that is the reason why he has been acting strange this week and the rest of the show agrees because it isn't the first time this has happened.
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00:00so i want to clarify something off the top i have been having some trouble speaking this week
00:10okay yeah yeah you're a mess yeah yeah what's wrong with you i've made the connection i now
00:15know i've been having massive sinus headaches like it's been really bad all week long and i've
00:20doubled up on my sinus medication you're high yeah you shouldn't double up on that but it's
00:25the only thing that now it's the only thing that lets him huh well at least there's some
00:30explanation to it that's less scary you know it is because people i think have been worried
00:33people are not every time i say a word wrong i think i'm having a stroke yeah people are like
00:37texting like dave come on man but i have noticed it myself like to the point where monday or tuesday
00:43i was like you're talking really fast right now am i talking yeah you are you were talking fast
00:47this morning when i gave you the news like i was like i was like good morning dave and you're like
00:51good morning good morning does your heart feel like it's i feel amped up i don't like that
00:57yeah because you you you are you need some calming you're amped it's a you're amped it's it's pro
01:05it's you gotta counteract that yeah if you listen to what dave has been doing this week which i
01:11i have listened yeah you notice everything um you're a jack what it is is two words away or three words
01:18away you're actually reading that word and saying the one that's three back and a lot of times you'll
01:27add like an f sound from that word that's coming up to a word that you're saying that's exactly what's
01:34doing like what you're doing this says uh they use pseudofed to make crystal meth it'd be like saying
01:38they use pseudometh to make crystal right because yes i'm looking so far ahead exactly reading right
01:44now that's what it is i'm messing the words up that's it pseudometh oh you're not supposed to
01:49take it and drink coffee if i take sinus medicine a few days in a row and it just rolled his eyes
01:58and it builds up then i'm i have to stop taking it yeah like i can't take because i get agitated and
02:06it just makes you feel funny it's so funny i mean sensitivity to drugs i just don't have that
02:11no you're different than me though you know well you've been through some stuff i guess yeah maybe
02:18it's a perspective thing like i know like what might be a minor side effect to me is like a huge
02:23side effect to somebody let's say never has done club drugs yeah like dave yeah well dave cried his
02:30whole way home one day with a boner from an allergy medicine walmart allergy medication you know he was
02:37scared to death scared to death good cause paranoia and arousal and did it oh man there's nothing
02:45sadder than just a man wailing with a boner oh my god just driving driving the side road stop sign
02:51because i thought someone was gonna hit me yet fully erect yeah that's crazy so weird hey funny
02:58to me that dave takes cold medicine and it's like dave's technicolor dream coat yeah exactly
03:03that's exactly what he takes he takes a cold man and it's like all of a sudden like he's in the movie
03:11the door right he's like he's got like butterfly wings and he's flying on a comet yeah no i i i've said
03:18for years and it hasn't changed i'm very easily affected by any kind of medication and stuff and
03:24it's it's whatever it says is gonna happen happens to me in weird ways but i did not read
03:31my sinus medication of you know what can happen to you if you take too much yeah we should read it
03:36we got a generic because then watch it'll happen to him yeah yeah because it gets into his head you'd be
03:42easy with that man that's children's tylenol i want you just to take half at the beginning man
03:50yeah just take half and then let that right out let's soak in
03:53you feel your pain start going away man you take the other half of that chewable children's
03:58tylenol this is white grape flavor give it give it go easy easy oh well you're jumping at the bit
04:05man you gotta chill out a bit you're gonna oh it's already hitting him i'm gonna tell you the secret
04:13to the possible side effects stay in a chair don't move man um faster pounding heartbeats
04:21yeah like you should check my uh heart rate right here how about it's high when she gave me a suit of
04:31fan one pill made me jumpy oh my god it's 102 yeah that's high my friend that's super high yeah it
04:46is well um severe dizziness severe nervousness but you're not nervous right no that i know of what
04:55no like he's not he rested all of them he won't get all of them but he's he's restless he's but it's
05:04making me it says nothing about like i guess speech problems but no that's just the speed that's just
05:10you have to talk for your job your brain is going too fast it doesn't you're just on speed right now
05:17is what it's like children's tylenol yeah okay now this is crazy but after four hours switch to
05:27motrin okay yeah you're really gonna be flying one pill makes you hard and one pill makes you cry
05:37and you don't even know why he took another pill fell asleep right at work with his mouth open
05:46it was the mexican the mexican allergy medication was his mouth open or not
05:52i got you i took i had one of those i feel like i should be in the room phones i was like flip that
06:02sucker open i took a picture of dave asleep oh man we even felt too bad to do anything with that
06:08photo because it was so like yeah we couldn't i was like messed up it was at a low point how do you
06:13take advantage of me really you were tripping balls that day from that stuff i remember yeah so i have
06:18to be super careful i guess i shouldn't have doubled up on my sinus meds but i the one thing is
06:23my headache's gone for the first time in a long time careful man that's diamond tap when dave takes
06:29cold meds he's like he's hunter s thompson it's so true i'm like hey where do you get the cigarette
06:34holder dave you should hear his drug routine it's crazy hopefully we'll be okay moving forward but
06:43um in case you're wondering why i'm a little off that's it no stroke or nothing nothing serious just
06:49double meds it's not a tumor no it's not a tumor it's double meds and it's but just so you know dave
06:55it is obvious it's it is obvious wow something's going on