Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who set a house on fire after she was kicked out of a threesome and ask listeners to call-in with some threesome stories of their own.
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00:0033-year-old woman in Woodbury, New Jersey named Tazia Young agreed to have a threesome with her boyfriend last Saturday.
00:10Don't ever have a threesome with Tazia's.
00:13They brought another woman over to his apartment.
00:17You know her nickname is Taz.
00:18Yeah, like the Tasmanian devil.
00:20Yes!
00:21After they're done, her boyfriend said,
00:25Tazia, baby, I just called a cab to take you home.
00:30Oh, that's more than a threesome.
00:34That's a new girlfriend.
00:36She went on her way.
00:37She left her boyfriend and this other woman they brought in just for their threesome.
00:40Yeah.
00:41Alone in his apartment.
00:42She go get her stuff.
00:43Well, she went back the next morning and she set the place on fire.
00:47She's like, okay.
00:49Yes, I will go home.
00:51Yes.
00:52Hold on.
00:56That's filling up some gas.
00:58You want to see what Tazia looks like?
01:01Yes.
01:01Sure.
01:02Go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com and you can see her there.
01:05I want you to see a color picture here.
01:09There she is.
01:10Oh, you don't do anything.
01:13You can stay, Tazia.
01:15She does remind me of someone, though.
01:17I'm not sure.
01:17There was like a defensive lineman for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that she looks just like.
01:24Warren Sapp.
01:24Warren Sapp.
01:25I was thinking Warren Sapp.
01:27I was thinking Warren Sapp, but I didn't say it.
01:29It's Warren Sapp.
01:31That's who it is.
01:32Warren Sapp.
01:33She's got the face of Warren Sapp.
01:34She looks just like Warren Sapp.
01:36So.
01:38Tampa Bay.
01:39That's exactly what it is.
01:40I was like, why am I?
01:42I've got LaShawn McCoy.
01:44I thought immediately.
01:45Gerald McCoy or whatever his name is.
01:47But I was like, no, no, it's before that.
01:49You know, we've never asked this question, but I wonder, has anyone ever been asked to
01:53leave a threesome?
01:55Have you been asked to leave a threesome?
01:58And did you burn the place down?
01:591-855-954-6969.
02:02If you're out there and you're willing to talk about it.
02:04Have you been asked to leave a threesome?
02:06Because that is something I think you'd never get over.
02:10Yeah.
02:10If I, in my life, had a threesome and they're like, actually, Dave, you can go.
02:16Oh, I think it happens more times with chicks, like two girls, than you could ever.
02:20Yeah.
02:20I think the dude takes the cab ride home most of the time.
02:23Dennis, we're talking about kicking someone out of a threesome, how that played out.
02:27What'd you do?
02:29I had friends with this big girl and I was trying to get with her hot friend.
02:35Came back from the bar to my apartment.
02:36When everything was done, we went into the living room and then I just grabbed the hot girl,
02:43took her into the bedroom, locked the big one out.
02:46That's how you get a door with a big girl hole in it.
02:49Oh my God, like the Kool-Aid man.
02:53Lock me out, will ya?
02:55Oh my goodness, you can't lock a big girl out.
03:01You can, but they don't stay locked out for long.
03:03What'd she do?
03:04Oh, I hung up.
03:04Oh, the whole thing there.
03:07If you're listening, we want to know what the big girl did, you can call back in.
03:10It's okay.
03:11How did the big girl react to you kicking her out of, you assumed there was a lot of big girl yelling and pounding.
03:17The big girl was getting greedy.
03:18There's not enough of him to go around.
03:20Stop.
03:21Get out of here.
03:22Get your hands off me.
03:24Jesus.
03:24Oh my God.
03:25Skinny little bitch.
03:26Whoa.
03:27Oh, sorry.
03:28You really jumped on in there.
03:30Yeah, I did.
03:31Is there even another person in here?
03:33Yeah, you're on top of her.
03:35Oh, jeez.
03:36Crust her.
03:37Crust her to oblivion.
03:38Oh yeah, she's out cold.
03:39Yeah, she's.
03:41Hey, hold on.
03:42I'm going to bring her to this other room just where I think she can recover.
03:45Right, let her get it.
03:46Let her get the air.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Yeah, wait.
03:48Hey.
03:49Hey.
03:50What are you?
03:51Oh my gosh.
03:53All those locks.
03:54What is that?
03:55A crank like on a submarine?
03:57Jesus Christ.
03:58Oh man, are you welding it, Chuck?
04:03I'll still get through with brute strength and horniness.
04:07Yeah.
04:08You come right through the drywall.
04:12Jesus.
04:13Told you.
04:14You did weld.
04:15This person said, I was asked to leave after I stuck my thumbs up two girls.
04:20You know what?
04:21They weren't happy with me.
04:23What kind of move is that?
04:26What's that nursery?
04:27Yeah, babe.
04:28What?
04:29Peter Plum or something like that?
04:30What?
04:32Stuck his thumb in a plumber?
04:34I was thinking the same thing.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:38It was a nursery rhyme.
04:39Peter Plum might not be the correct name, but it's the only thing with alliteration.
04:42Yeah, like what is it?
04:44Little Jack Horner.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46He put in his thumb, he put in his thumb, and he pulled out a plum and said, what a good
04:49boy am I.
04:50Yeah.
04:51He just did the Jack Horner, that's all.
04:53He's Little Jack Horner.
04:55What an appropriate nursery rhyme.
04:59I forgot about Jack Horner.
05:00Yeah, I did too, and he's got a real crazy name.
05:02I've never forgot.
05:04So, Anonymous, you were kicked out of a threesome.
05:08Yes, I was.
05:09What did you do wrong, dude?
05:12Well, I'm a solid six and a half.
05:14No shame in my game.
05:16And she and I started getting a little frisky.
05:19Apparently, I got him going, and he decided to drop him.
05:23And the only way I can describe it is two Coke cans stacked on top of each other.
05:27Oh, wow.
05:28Just massive.
05:29With a what?
05:31With a portobello mushroom at the end.
05:33Two Coke cans and a portobello mushroom in his pants.
05:36Yep, Jesus.
05:36Does a Smurf live in it?
05:39It was a Smurf apartment.
05:40It was like a 40-ounce beer in a can with a mushroom at the end.
05:46So, even though you're doing okay, you just couldn't compare.
05:48Well, no one's okay against that.
05:50No one's okay against that.
05:51You see that, and there's, I mean, there's guys, veterans that have seen worse overseas.
05:57You see that, and it's like, no, no!
06:00Yeah, exactly.
06:01Yep, it's like an IED went off in his room.
06:06Yeah, I've been scared for life.
06:08I'll never be right in the head now.
06:10No, man.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11It's terrible to know they really exist, and they're floating around out there.
06:15I bet that chick's mind was blown, too, though.
06:17We were left hanging with the big girl.
06:20He went into the bedroom with his other lady, and the big girl was left outside the locked
06:25bedroom door.
06:26You locked her out.
06:26What did she do, Dennis?
06:28You guys said the Kool-Aid, man.
06:30That goes pretty good, because the second we opened the door, it was like, oh, yeah!
06:34She was knocking stuff over off my coffee table.
06:38She was pissed.
06:39It was like three in the morning, she was knocking stuff over, slamming, everything.
06:45She was the hot girl's ride.
06:47Oh, yeah.
06:48So she had to wait.
06:49Of course she was the hot girl's ride!
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54She had to wait.
06:55Yeah, but how long were you banging this other girl while she was out there just fuming?
07:01A good hour.
07:02And my cable was turned off, so she had no TV, nothing.
07:07She just had to sit there.
07:09She said to sit and listen to it.
07:11Yeah.
07:11That's bad, you guys.