Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners what happened in the bedroom that did not go as planned. The featured stories involve a threesome, a hot tub and a ball gag.
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00:00Hey, Nash, good morning.
00:12Hey, good morning.
00:13What's the wildest didn't turn out like I planned moment you had in the bedroom?
00:17All right.
00:17So I'm a DJ at Night at Club, and my ex-girlfriend, she was a girlfriend at that time, she was
00:24very hot, and she always told me that she had fantasies about, you know, having to do
00:28something and stuff, and I got excited.
00:29And I got excited.
00:30And then one day, I was DJing there, and she picked up a hot girl, and I was like,
00:35man, I'm going to get so lucky today.
00:36I was so excited.
00:38They went to their bedroom, and they started making out, and they locked the door.
00:41And I started knocking.
00:41I'm like, hey, I'm ready.
00:42Are you guys ready for me and stuff?
00:44And they were like, no, no, girls only.
00:46And I'm like, what?
00:47I was just sitting there trying to beg them to let me in for like 10 minutes.
00:51Anyway, 15 minutes later, I was just sitting there in the living room trying to, you know,
00:55watching TV and stuff.
00:56I thought they were missing with me the entire time.
00:59And then she came outside.
01:01She looked at me like, that's my girlfriend.
01:03She was looking at me up, like, up and down.
01:06And she was like, yeah, we're going to her place.
01:08And then she left.
01:08And I'm like, oh, my God.
01:10What the hell did I do?
01:11I was so mad.
01:12Yeah, you thought you were going to get an incredible three-zone.
01:15The poor bastard.
01:16So he's sitting there, like, watching TV and eating snacks.
01:19And they're in there just.
01:22You guys are messing with me.
01:26Come on, open the door.
01:29Lesbians.
01:31Ladies.
01:32He can't even hear it.
01:33He's listening.
01:34I can see her.
01:34Yeah, they turn the music off.
01:35He's got a glass on the door.
01:37I don't even hear anything.
01:39Are you ladies making the love?
01:41I'm going to come in just for your own safety, because I don't know what you're doing in there.
01:46I hope you're okay.
01:47They have the door locked.
01:48I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:50You kick the door down.
01:51Oh, you do.
01:52Don't you kick the door down?
01:54Like to assert some kind of manhood dominance?
01:57He was waiting for his invite to come in.
01:59He was like, okay.
02:02This one, one time I got a jacuzzi room in a hotel.
02:06I ended up filling the jacuzzi tub up, but I forgot to use any cold water.
02:12And I tossed the girl in there and deep fried her like a lobster.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16He boiled her?
02:17That's not good.
02:17He said, bubbling skin is not sexy.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:20So he's probably romantically carrying her to this hot tub.
02:27He set the tone.
02:28When you turn on some music, right?
02:33It's going to be the night of your life.
02:35I got us a jacuzzi room.
02:40I knew you'd love it.
02:42I already filled it up.
02:43It's off me in there.
02:45A lot of steam coming off there.
02:47It's going to be so hot.
02:48Are you ready?
02:49All the windows and mirrors fogged up.
02:53Here we go.
02:54Okay.
02:55Just put me down.
02:56And a two.
02:57And a...
02:58It's like that scene in RoboCop when the dude gets covered in toxic waste.
03:06Exactly.
03:06The slime.
03:08Yep.
03:09Skin's coming right off.
03:12You just hit her with a car.
03:14Oh, that is horrible.
03:14She's probably like scrambling, trying to get out of there.
03:18Oh, you can't get out of boiling water.
03:20Yeah.
03:20Ruined to have beautiful skin.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Mm-hmm.
03:25Her butt probably...
03:26Beautiful skin was probably ruined.
03:28Better butt skin was really the first to be burned and had the longest.
03:35That's real bad.
03:36That's when my boyfriend and I decided to try a ball gag to spice things up.
03:40I was the user, she says.
03:43My jaw started to feel sore, so he took it off.
03:47Then I couldn't close my mouth.
03:49My jaw was stuck open.
03:51Oh, lock jaw.
03:52Lock jaw.
03:54Hey!
03:55Hey!
03:55Hey!
03:56Hey!
03:57Hey!
03:59Now we can still keep going, right?
04:013 a.m. trip to the emergency room to have it put back.
04:05How do they do that?
04:06How do they get it back when your jaw is locked?
04:09Push it back in there like a dislocated shoulder.
04:12Because, I mean, I'm not trying to avoid the hospital.
04:16Mm-hmm.
04:17Yeah, but if...
04:18I throw, like, a basketball at it.
04:21You know, like...
04:21I don't think you should do at-home jaw surgery.
04:25I don't know.
04:25I don't know.
04:26I know you'd be embarrassed.
04:28It's pretty obvious how your jaw got stuck open.
04:30We're back here!
04:32What happened?
04:33Hello, gang!
04:35I don't know the old gang in there!
04:37I'm sorry, what happened to you?
04:39I had an old gang in there.
04:43Did you say you had a doll rag?
04:46No, no.
04:47It's hard to say it, because...
04:49Oh, hey.
04:52Oh, okay.
04:53I had a...
04:55An old guy.
05:01An old guy.
05:02Like a round...
05:02Old guy.
05:03You had an old guy in your mouth.
05:04That was an old guy?
05:05I don't know.
05:06A round...
05:07Oh, a round...
05:09Ball?
05:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:11Okay.
05:12You had a...
05:13All gag.
05:15Oh, and a suckle one.
05:18He's saying he's got a ball gag in there.
05:19That's what it sounds like.
05:21Uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:23Nurse Lisa, kick him in his gin.
05:26Here you go.
05:26He fix it.
05:27Oh, God.
05:28I feel so much better.
05:29I think it would hurt like a mother effer until when the pain subsided, you'd feel better,
05:34but it's no good.
05:37Oh, you would not want your jaw stuck open.
05:40Well, no.
05:41I'm not putting a ball gag in.
05:44Yeah, that's not for me.
05:45No.
05:46I look like a pig with an apple in its mouth.
05:54You came to the pig room.
05:55You put the little nose on.
05:57Oh, Jesus.
05:58You know, don't feel real sexy.
06:01Don't feel real sexy.
06:03Yeah, a ball gag.
06:04How could you be sexy in a ball gag?
06:06I don't know.
06:06People love it.
06:07People love it.
06:08Yeah, you're right.
06:09There are people who love it.