Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an experience Lisa had at a spooky rest area in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Andy thinks going to creepy rest stops would make for a great travel show.
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00:00Although I've only stopped at a rest stop like a couple of times in my life with my whole family,
00:10I just thank God I didn't have to deuce there with the little half.
00:13The rest stop.
00:14The half walls.
00:15Oh yeah, I forget they have those half.
00:17It's just your torso's out, right?
00:19Your torso's out.
00:20But they don't have the half in the women's bathroom at rest stops.
00:23Well, because it's the guys that are all blowing each other.
00:25Yeah, exactly.
00:25It's only some rest stops, right?
00:27Because most of them, I've seen normal ones.
00:30The rest stops on the way to Chicago definitely have the half walls.
00:33The half wall, what a weird...
00:35Have you ever been to a rest stop in the UP?
00:38No, I have not.
00:39In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan?
00:41I thought I would die.
00:44Because it was spooky, there was no one there.
00:46It was just like in the woods, this little rest stop.
00:49And I thought, this is it, you'll never see me again.
00:51This is where I die!
00:52I disappear here.
00:53A UP rest stop, I never even...
00:56You could just name a horror movie there.
00:58In the Middle of Nowhere.
01:00No.
01:00Totally terrifying.
01:01No, I'm just going to poop in a forest.
01:04You should have made Lenny come in with you or something.
01:06Well, he did, but still...
01:08I'm sure he was standing guard.
01:10It was still scary.
01:11There was no one around.
01:12There was a vehicle out there, but I didn't see anyone.
01:15Where are they?
01:17Where are they?
01:18They're gone.
01:19Are they dead?
01:20No, they're gone.
01:21Or is that the killer hiding in the toilet, Lee?
01:23That's probably the one guy who lives there.
01:24Was he under the toilet?
01:26There's a couple of gay guys in the bushes doing it.
01:28That's all.
01:28No big deal.
01:29Do you think that's what it was up in the UP?
01:31There was a car, just nobody around.
01:33Nobody around was weird.
01:33Where'd they go?
01:35I'm sure you didn't look down in the toilet.
01:36You would have seen that guy's face looking up at you.
01:39That's...
01:39It was just a creepy man.
01:40Took a lot of risks.
01:41Take a lot of risks.
01:41Take a lot of risks just to see some trees.
01:45I didn't want to see trees.
01:47You know what I mean?
01:47It wasn't about the trees.
01:48You go up there and...
01:49I went up to the UP and I got out of the UP so fast.
01:53I like sped out of there.
01:54I was there for less than 24 hours.
01:57I'm kidding.
01:58I was like, I'm out of here.
01:59There's nothing up here.
02:00I gotta go.
02:01You're like, there is the car with nobody around it and a rest stop that looks right
02:06out of Rob Zombie's head.
02:08Seriously, I'm not taking any chances.
02:10I can't believe Lisa went to the haunted UP.
02:12I did.
02:13I can't believe I did that.
02:14It makes me want to have a travel show where I just go to the scariest rest stops.
02:19That's a great idea for a travel show.
02:22Just like the spookiest.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Just like filming it from afar.
02:28Look at it.
02:29I can't believe he's about to do it.
02:31I'll be like, I'm outside of some god-awful place in Alabama and Daddy Long Legs have taken
02:37this rest stop.
02:38Daddy Long Legs have taken the rest.
02:40They all form a man who cleans it.
02:42Yeah.
02:43How you doing over there?
02:45Easy for coming.
02:46How you doing over there?
02:47Daddy Long Legs, man.
02:50We're a man now.
02:52Interview those guys.
02:53Yeah.
02:54The rest stop workers.
02:56What have they seen?
02:58Come on.
02:59This guy says, you guys are a bunch of pussies.
03:01You should come on a ride with me in my truck, and I'll show you some scary rest stops, truck
03:07stops.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:08Of course.
03:08That'll be...
03:09That'll be...
03:10It's like diners, drive-ins, and dives, except it's the hell version of that.
03:15Right.
03:17Hell's version.
03:18I want you to do it the exact same way, though.
03:20I want you to have like a red, old school, red car.
03:24I'm like, come on down.
03:25We're going to the scariest rest stop.
03:27You can even imagine exactly.
03:29Oh, today's hell's driver's dive.
03:33That's what I want.
03:35I want you to have the hairdo and the glasses.
03:38All that in the same.
03:39You gotta have this catchy little jingle, too.
03:41Yeah, exactly.
03:42Today we're going right outside of Chattanooga, Tennessee to see a real nightmare of a rest stop.
03:48Come check it out with me.
03:52Exactly.
03:53That's what I want.
03:56Hi, Nick in Tampa.
03:57Good morning.
03:59Good morning.
04:01Good morning.
04:01Good morning.
04:02Good morning.
04:02So, have you had a scary rest stop encounter?
04:06Yes, I have.
04:07It was in Latson, South Carolina.
04:10I'm a service guy, so I depend on using the rest stops a lot.
04:15I'm using the urinal.
04:18He looks straight up and down at me and, like, is smiling the entire time as he's eyeballing my junk.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:30Well, I mean, that's an average stop at the rest of my story.
04:35That's the other thing that you see.
04:37That's the main thing.
04:38That's the other thing.
04:38That happens 80% of the time, 20% of the time you die.
04:44Driving, dying, and dicks.
04:45Maybe that's driving, dicks, and dying.
04:50Driving, dicks, and dying.
04:54Get away, hillbilly!
04:56Get away!
04:57What do you say?
04:58Hillbilly!
05:00Go on out of here, hillbilly!
05:02It's just driving, dying, and dicks.
05:04It's just driving, dying, and dicks!
05:06Wow, that was a close one.
05:07That was super scary!
05:08Tomorrow, I'm going to rural Utah!
05:16It's just hilarious to me that you'd almost die on the show a couple times.
05:20Every time, I think.
05:21Every time, you know.
05:22That would be exciting.
05:22That's a ratings getter right there.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:25You'd almost die every time?
05:26Driving, dying, and dicks?
05:27Yeah, that's a ratings getter.
05:28Oh, man.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:29Huge Netflix show.
05:31Get out of here, hillbilly!
05:32There's a lot of that.
05:33I bet every episode there's one time where I say, leave me alone, hillbilly!
05:36That's, like, your catchphrase you're known for.
05:41What if you love shirts with them?
05:43Exactly!
05:44Yeah.
05:46Leave me alone, hillbilly!
05:48Triple D, and then, like, leave me alone, hillbilly.
05:51Yeah, it does not flavor down.
05:52It's leave me alone, hillbilly.
05:54Leave me alone, hillbilly!
05:55No.