Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the businesses that are reopening in Boston, and when Libraries are mentioned, Chuck tells a story about when he stopped at one to use the facilities.
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00:00in Boston on to the next step gyms movie theaters and museums are able to reopen as of today and
00:13here's the story on that one from WHDH TV and then all you do is bring your forehead to that
00:18temperature checks in place equipment spaced out and good etiquette anything you touch wipe it down
00:25strongly encouraged Boston gyms are ready to reopen we're ready to go it's been a long time
00:31coming but we're ready to go phase three will also include some of the city's museums and cultural
00:37attractions the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum New England Aquarium and Institute of Contemporary
00:42Art will all reopen this week the Children's Museum and Museum of Fine Arts will either have
00:48restricted or delayed openings now the city of Boston is taking some restrictions above and
00:53beyond what the state is doing so for example libraries will not be reopening and public and
00:58private meetings both will not be allowed in any city buildings man I'd be furious if I went to a
01:04library and I got COVID what a lame like oh my god I went I had to go to a library guys there was a
01:11guy in there I got COVID oh my god a library you can work out but you can't read crazy what's the
01:20difference that's America in a nutshell okay okay though listen okay so there's like there's like a
01:26library over here that I was driving home I had a bathroom uh style emergency so I stopped you went to a
01:33library the one time Chuck's been in a library in years to poop you was after the library you bought me can I tell me where your facilities are I stopped there and went and was like I need to go to the bathroom okay you chuck bombed them I did I really miss a lease I'm like this guy doesn't really want to read anything
01:52can I tell you can I tell you can I'm okay I'm gonna be super honest right now
01:57do it play it on I walked I walked I walked in I'm like oh yeah
02:02pretending like you were interested
02:05I've had some books
02:07I have research
02:08what a fine assortment of VHS videos you have
02:13wow incredible incredible
02:17so then I'm like all right go to the bathroom I do the worst of it is done in there and then I got out of there
02:28so how did you know I don't even know where this place is it's on our way out of here and it's there's
02:35it's just right over there okay so my thought process was
02:39you knew that this was an option for you one day
02:42I I saw like I I knew the sign I saw this down the road yeah oh my goodness yeah
02:50I've never I've had some poop emergencies I never went into a library that's it
02:57I was like that's I'm going there
02:59but you to be totally honest okay so this is the thing what I saw I know this is so silly
03:05but I saw a gigantic what looked like a gigantic like hockey arena and I was like well they gotta
03:12something
03:12you thought it was a hockey arena
03:14no no no no there was there was like a big building and I was like there's got to be something
03:19because there's like a school there
03:21like a city pool
03:21something there was like something but then
03:24what I saw right away was that I was like that'll have it
03:29pulled in
03:30had my stuff
03:32excuse me sir do you have your library card
03:34oh god no
03:36I forgot
03:37I'm here to sign up for one
03:39in just a minute
03:40I would have signed up for one
03:42I would have signed up for one
03:43you had to desperately poop
03:44you can't take the time
03:46you know how long it takes
03:47to sign up for a card
03:49don't you have to live in the community
03:50you don't live in that community
03:52no I don't think so
03:53you're part of the community
03:53I don't think so
03:54maybe you have to be a resident
03:56I was like oh wow
03:57what a fine assortment
03:58you do whatever
04:02do you have to hear a potter
04:03do you have to hear a potter
04:05we got another perv in the library
04:09that's what they thought
04:10put him on perv watch
04:11to be honest
04:12another perv headed into the bathroom
04:14another perv
04:14looking for a Harry Potter book
04:15watching his butt cheeks
04:17but that was my number one concern
04:19when I went in there
04:21was looking like a perv
04:23I didn't want them to think
04:24I was just some like weird
04:26like going into the bathroom jerker
04:28or something like that
04:28just a second you walked in the door
04:30and pretended to look at VHS's
04:31or magazines
04:32VHS's
04:33do they look at the staff Dave
04:37like look at who works there
04:38who could have busted
04:39do they have them
04:40oh they don't show pictures
04:42can I tell you
04:45it would have been some old broad
04:48who took 20 minutes
04:49to sign Chuck up for a card
04:50and he would have pooped himself
04:51while waiting
04:52high place
04:53we got a live one
04:53it was actually fantastic
04:56because it was like a
04:57single use
04:59oh
04:59good to know
05:01I got very lucky
05:02well you should be happy to know
05:04it just reopened
05:05so if you have an emergency
05:06on the way home
05:07oh there you go
05:08like I said
05:08I haven't had
05:09I haven't had to use
05:10any kind of library bathroom
05:12for quite some time
05:13oh that's good to know
05:13probably
05:14four years
05:16oh
05:16so
05:17that's funny
05:19that's a revelation
05:20I'd never heard
05:21you know what's funny
05:22I thought I told that story
05:23I don't recall it
05:25I thought I've told that story
05:26I've not heard it for sure
05:27no
05:28I thought I told
05:29I mean I don't know
05:29if I ever said
05:30that I had to
05:31poop
05:33well that would be
05:33a big part of that story
05:35I know
05:35I know
05:36it really is the only part
05:38that matters
05:38oh man it was so bad
05:39not
05:40but
05:40you