Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey asking if you'd rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die. Then, Dave mentions how he almost choked to death on salmon last night and mashed potatoes were the only thing that saved him.
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00:00in a new poll they asked people you can choose one thing know how you're gonna die
00:12or when you're gonna die what would you prefer any of it i hate when these questions i know
00:20how you're gonna die probably when or when you're gonna die it's good it's better to know when right
00:27yeah so you can plan it's better to know when so you can because if well if you found out mindset
00:32changes yeah if you're like hey guess what you're you're dying in 2025 it's like okay well then i
00:38quit well what if it was like you're gonna die uh you know parachuting in turkey you'd be like then
00:45you could avoid it right never yeah but then you're like you so you go your whole life you're like okay
00:49well i'll make sure that i'm never parachuting in turkey but then all of a sudden like i don't know
00:54how it would happen so it's like all of a sudden you're on an airplane yeah but it won't be and
00:59it flies over turkey somehow and some guy gives you a parachute and you're like oh man crap here it is
01:05the plane just falls apart midair and you just actually fall out and you're not really skydiving
01:09you're right falling out of a plane but i feel like if they give you the information they're not
01:13gonna be that specific like he will die skydiving over paris it's more right it'll be a skydiving
01:18accident and jason the g what's your take on this well like if you know how so let's say you're
01:23gonna die choking but you don't know when every time you eat would just be like anxiety and
01:28terrifying you know what i mean oh yeah oh my god i almost died choking last night stop it no the worst
01:34choking incident i've ever had in my life like i'm still sore from coughing and choking so hard
01:39steak no you know what it was peanuts no amber made firecracker salmon and whatever the sauce like
01:48it was like sticky sauce on top of it it got stuck in my throat like the spice the hot spicy
01:55stuff and it was like burning a mother freaking nightmare yeah wow i was in every position known
02:02to man trying to like well stop trying to you know you could get you could get air it just was like i
02:08could get air but every time i took a breath i i'd choke that's oh so even if you couldn't drink
02:14something you know eventually so 10 minutes in of me like i'm purple now amber's freaking out
02:19yeah doggy style or missionary at his point i was everything i was everything i was trying every
02:23position just to see um you know what worked what mashed potatoes yeah then we'll see it'll clean the
02:31no honestly we had some leftover mashed potato and it was like quick quick quick i took them and i guess
02:38kind of pushed it kind of pushed whatever it was yes that's a real irish uh remedy that's a real
02:44oh quick get the mashed potatoes get the glass and get the emergency mashed potatoes
02:49dave's the only guy i know who had a life saved by mashed potatoes
02:53yeah that's the first time ever that's pretty cool man yeah honestly whatever i tried milk i tried
03:01water nothing was working mashed potatoes pushed it down and i was able to
03:07i've long said that they should be in a first aid kit yeah
03:10the emergency mash
03:12we'll have to put some in the studio here just in case you guys are next you know
03:17i never thought sometimes yeah
03:19i'll save you dave
03:21swallow it
03:26you got like instant mashed potatoes he's trying to fight you
03:29he's spitting at me it's got to be real no
03:32you're gonna save your life there's no time for the real mashed potatoes i'm in here mashing real potatoes
03:36you're dying man quick come on it takes time it's homie
03:40mashing them up dave don't die on us
03:42i don't know if they're mashed up enough he's very particular about his mashed potatoes
03:47i just realized it looks like i'm just
03:49i was mashing potatoes it's no time to jerk off jim
03:55i'm not jerking i need mashed potatoes it's your life dave
03:58i would never jerk in a moment like this
04:00i'm the greatest masher of potatoes there is from all my training
04:04i have an arm built for mashed potatoes
04:07oh my god look at his left hand go
04:09i feed dave my mashed potatoes and he like turns 20 years younger
04:13but honestly it was the oh i was like finally it was 10 minutes of stress right
04:19right yeah and so finally mashed potatoes saved the day
04:24i've seen i've seen one other person what i would say choking from spice
04:30like my buddy gordy my buddy gordy went out with us it was like a birthday dinner for rowan
04:36and i can't even remember what they had they had like some spicy
04:41spicy wings or something like that and he it was the spice he wasn't
04:46he wasn't choking on food like food did not block his airway right and
04:53it's such a weird thing amber ended her phone call she was on five minutes into
04:57she didn't think it was that serious
04:59she's like oh i i should go i'll call you but dave's choking
05:05jameson was like what do i do oh boy he's mashing potatoes
05:10that's funny yeah i do i don't know if your throat closes because of the spice or what
05:15yeah i don't know what that is but i've seen it and it's weird yeah like every time i tried to
05:20take a breath in i would like choke
05:22anyway have mashed potatoes it'd be weird if you died from salmon firecracker salmon it would be
05:29really yeah like what happened to dave firecracker salmon
05:33yeah you didn't hear oh you didn't have the mashed potatoes yeah there's no mashed potatoes anywhere
05:37was it covid no no no no no in the time of covid dave died of eating firecracker salmon
05:46he took all the precautions he was wearing a mask
05:51but he died of firecracker salmon they look at a list of all the food deaths they're like that
05:57crazy japanese poison fish uh-huh there's a bunch of people and then one salmon
06:02just one one salmon yes we had one worldwide report of firecracker salmon just one just one that's it
06:10that's it