Gogglebox Australia Season 21 Episode 9
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00:00Get out of the Easter eggs, Matthew.
00:02I'm having my first Easter egg.
00:04No, no, no, no, naughty, naughty.
00:11Mum.
00:11What, what, what?
00:12Yeah, no, it's...
00:13The wrappers.
00:14It's OK.
00:15I'm over it.
00:16Don't use my fridge if you leave wrappers in there.
00:19It's my house, Holly.
00:21Every evening in Australia...
00:23Grum, bro!
00:25Camera lights action, baby.
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29No.
00:30Yeah.
00:31Porky.
00:31We're done here.
00:33But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:35No.
00:36No.
00:36Oh, heck yes.
00:37Yes!
00:38Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42Do you know who loves this show?
00:44Blokes.
00:45That's cool.
00:46Do you know who doesn't love this show?
00:47Me.
00:49This week, we caught up with an old favourite.
00:51Oh, I love this.
00:52The heart is warm and my jaw is sore from smiling and laughing so much.
00:58We discovered...
00:59That showed the studio that everyone's talking about.
01:01This is a train wreck that I, Dad's head, will not stop watching.
01:05And...
01:05Here we go, here we go, here we go.
01:07Spoiler alert.
01:08Oh, my God!
01:09We finally see who dies in the finale of The White Lotus.
01:13Remind me never to stay at a White Lotus for risk of death.
01:16In Melbourne, Anastasia's reconsidering getting an aquarium.
01:27You've got to set it up with the water and everything, the filter, and then you're going
01:31to leave it like that for two weeks, then you're going to take a sample of the water back
01:34to the pet shop, and you're not allowed to have the bowls anymore.
01:37So, I said, you know what?
01:39Keep your frickin' fish.
01:40On Monday night...
01:41Yay!
01:42...we were fired up...
01:44It's...
01:45It's on!
01:46...for the grand final of...
01:48It's the moment finale!
01:48Woo!
01:49Can you believe we're at the end?
01:51The final three showdown will be a battle of the brains.
01:55So, we're down to three.
01:56We've got Miles.
01:57Woo!
01:58I like to live dangerously, baby.
02:00The jungle rat.
02:01Kaylin.
02:02Kaylin.
02:03The big reed.
02:03I'm going nuts, and I'm loving it.
02:05For a brainiac, he's quite sexy.
02:08You can't have brains if you've got that six-pack.
02:10Who are you backing?
02:13To win.
02:14To win.
02:15I'd back Kaylin.
02:16Or he could back me.
02:17And AJ, the wildcard poker player.
02:20I actually think AJ might have this in the bag.
02:22Now, I figured that, you know, you might need a little support from home.
02:26Bring in the family.
02:27Let's go.
02:28And you come in, I'll say, come away for 40-something days on here.
02:31What'd you bring her over for?
02:32Who's Miles got coming?
02:33Oh, it's Ollie.
02:36Has he got no one but his, like, nerdy best mate?
02:38Kaylin, we've got someone special for you.
02:41His mum.
02:42G'day, mum.
02:44Hi.
02:45Hi.
02:45Kaylin, introduce me.
02:47Oh.
02:48Introduce me?
02:48Jonathan, you dirty dog.
02:51Stop it.
02:52Are you ready to get to your final immunity challenge?
02:55Yes.
02:55It's time for the final challenge.
02:57For today's challenge.
02:59Standing on something for a really long time.
03:01You're going to stand on narrow pegs.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04They're knobs there.
03:05Yeah.
03:05That would hurt.
03:06This is just torture.
03:07Assume the position.
03:09Oh, assume the position.
03:10Oh, Kaylin.
03:11Are you all right?
03:14You've been at this for two hours.
03:16Two hours?
03:17My podiatrist would absolutely...
03:20Oh!
03:20He's gone.
03:23Myle, you are in big trouble now.
03:26Final set of pegs.
03:27Oh, and these ones are going to have tiny little nipples on them.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:35Oh!
03:36AJ's off.
03:37Kaylin wins.
03:39Let's go, Kay.
03:40Woo!
03:40Challenge beast.
03:41Six packs out for Kaylin.
03:43Oh, he picks him up and carries him off.
03:47Come here, little boy.
03:48I'd be like, bro, get yourself up.
03:50My feet are killing me.
03:51Kaylin, that was crazy.
03:52This is the best part of the finale.
03:54If you win this, you get to pick who you take to the final.
03:57Myles is whispering, you're the best, you're the best.
03:59AJ hates you.
04:00Well, whatever he said worked, because...
04:0221st person voted out.
04:04AJ.
04:05AJ!
04:06AJ's gone!
04:08AJ.
04:08You are the weakest link.
04:10The tribe has spoken.
04:11That was sick.
04:13And JLP's even wearing a button-up shirt for it.
04:15Grab your torches, head back to camp.
04:17They'd be quite romantic back at camp, isn't it?
04:19Just the two of them.
04:19A bit of rumble in the jungle.
04:22No, no time for that.
04:23We need to find out who wins this thing.
04:26JLP?
04:27JLP's in a new shirt.
04:28Boys still look like shit.
04:30Let's go.
04:31OK, the jury's in the house.
04:33It's all about the pitch at the end of the day.
04:35Because ultimately, it's the jury that decide.
04:38All right, Kaylin, you want to kick it off?
04:40I think Kaylin's liked a lot more.
04:42I attended 21 tribal councils, and I had one vote for the entire game.
04:47Oh!
04:48If you don't mind!
04:49So I just needed to be the sweetest, most innocent guy in the world.
04:52You are the sweetest, most innocent guy in the world.
04:54Don't pretend that's a persona.
04:55I actually hate kids, and I kick puppies.
04:58I've out-born the brawns, and I out-fought the brains.
05:01Kaylin, that was exceptional.
05:02That was really well-served.
05:03Miles, what have you got to say?
05:04I took all the heat.
05:06I ended up with 26 votes, while Kaylin ended up with one.
05:10Hit him with the stats and the data, Miles, you little nerd.
05:12When people see a dragon in this game, they try and slay that dragon.
05:16See, he's talking about dragons.
05:18But instead of trying to slay these dragons, what did I do?
05:20I rode them for the entire game.
05:22God, he's gone Game of Thrones on everyone.
05:23Stop nerding out so much.
05:25Bring her back.
05:25I survived by humbling myself and playing the poor little bottom boy.
05:28Bottom boy?
05:29He stole your title.
05:31That's why I believe I deserve your vote.
05:33Good speech, but I don't think it's going to help him.
05:35Kaylin's just a better pitch, I thought.
05:36Yeah, Kaylin is going to win this.
05:38Now it's time to vote for the sole survivor.
05:41Yeah, OK, hurry up.
05:41Stop talking, just hurry up.
05:43We haven't got all day.
05:44I want to go to the toilet.
05:45All right, sorry.
05:46I'm going to read the votes.
05:47Oh, read the votes, Jono.
05:49Remember, these votes are for a winner.
05:51My gosh, I'm nervous.
05:52I'm actually nervous.
05:53First vote.
05:55Miles.
05:56Miles only get the one vote.
05:59Miles.
06:00Oh, shit, he might get two.
06:02Miles.
06:03Oh, shit.
06:03No way, no way, no way.
06:06Miles.
06:07All votes, Miles.
06:08Look at him, little nerdy smile.
06:16Winner of Australian Survivor, Brains vs. Brawn.
06:18He knows, he's done it.
06:20Miles has actually done it.
06:22Miles.
06:24Miles, baby!
06:25Oh, the bottom boy becomes the top.
06:30Brawn, well done.
06:32I can buy all the Pokemon cards in the world.
06:35I'm finally going to have sex.
06:39That was so good.
06:40So good.
06:41How many sleeps do Survivor comes back next year?
06:43I'm going to go in the next one.
06:44How are you going to live 40 days without a beer?
06:46Well, maybe I won't go on it.
06:48I won't go on it.
06:49Hmm.
06:49Mum, do you remember the time that you told me dogs give birth by vomiting?
07:05Bestie, I told you that when you were like, what, four years old?
07:09Yeah, but Mum never corrected the story with me.
07:11So I was 18, still thinking dogs gave birth via the mouth.
07:15How dumb were you, Bestie?
07:17This week, 10 aired a nature doco about things that can leap, bound and fly.
07:23Animals have taken to the air in ways we can only dream of.
07:28Who is this narrator?
07:29It's Amanda Keller, is it?
07:30Who's Amanda Keller again?
07:32Generic white woman number one.
07:33Oh, I guess that makes me generic white woman number two.
07:38Airborne.
07:38We are doing flying shit.
07:41Where are we going, Amanda?
07:42Namibia, one of the driest countries south of the Sahara.
07:46That looks like Bree's heels.
07:47Hey.
07:47I got a pedicure the other day.
07:49Mate, you need a cheese grater.
07:51It's a difficult time for this black-backed jackal pair.
07:54A black-backed jackal.
07:56Similar to Jad, but he's a jackass.
07:59Jackass.
07:59Less than half of pups make it through their first year.
08:03Oh, no.
08:05That would make a lovely purse, though, wouldn't it?
08:06What are they going to eat?
08:08Helmeted guinea fowl.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10Guinea fowl is delicious.
08:12That's getting the family bucket right there.
08:14Out in the open, Dad is the perfect distraction.
08:17They focus on Dad while Mum...
08:19She's going to go from behind, Greek style.
08:22..with strong legs to accelerate quickly.
08:25Here she goes.
08:25She's on the chase.
08:26You think LeBron's got a leap.
08:28Watch this guy.
08:29She explodes into the air.
08:31Oh, baby!
08:33Oh, I got him!
08:35You know that's what I have to do every time to feed you,
08:37you know that?
08:37And just get the chicken from out of the air.
08:39Amanda then takes us to Indonesia, where we meet...
08:42Oh, not another tree.
08:43No, it's not.
08:44I either want a bat or an owl.
08:46Well, how about a spectral tarsius?
08:49You're right.
08:49No!
08:50It's a little possum.
08:51How cute, I want one.
08:53Look how big their hands are.
08:54It's like Brie.
08:55That is you, Brie.
08:56Looks like your phalanges.
08:57Each of her toes have large pads to give a firm grip.
09:00Just like me.
09:01Put them down.
09:02I could for sure climb a tree.
09:04She'll also spin around.
09:05These nocturnal creatures...
09:07No wonder they're nocturnal.
09:08Look out of their eyes, mate.
09:09You should tell that thing shocking things all the time.
09:12Did you know that bananas are $20 a kilo at the moment?
09:14What?
09:15She can leap 40 times her own body length.
09:18You can jump 40 times your own body.
09:20Really?
09:20It's then time for the tasier and its mum to go searching for food.
09:24Oh, my gosh.
09:25It's a tiny version of the tiny version.
09:28Now she can turn her attention to finding dinner.
09:31Oh, yeah.
09:32Airborne.
09:34Oh, got it.
09:35It's like a ninja in the night.
09:37I'd love to be able to find my food like this,
09:39just fly into the supermarket and fly out.
09:41But they're not the only ones out hunting tonight.
09:45Oh, snake.
09:46Oh, Blake.
09:46Oh, no.
09:47Hey, Gary, there's a snake coming.
09:49What?
09:50A snake?
09:50The baby is too young to flee.
09:53Oh, no.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:55Oh, someone save the baby.
09:57Come on, ninja.
09:57Come on, jump.
09:59Mama to the rescue.
10:03I've got a story about a python.
10:05No, not now.
10:07Yes!
10:08Yes!
10:09Yes!
10:09Oh, my God.
10:11Look at that.
10:11Effortless landing.
10:12Execution, well done.
10:14Next, Amanda visits Borneo.
10:16What family is this?
10:17Toucan?
10:18No, different bird.
10:19Oh, they're pecans.
10:20That's not even a bird.
10:22It's a hornbill.
10:23Oh!
10:24It's a hornbill.
10:26Look at those lashes.
10:27It's like the ones you'd get from...
10:28Paddy's markets, and then you end up with a sty of the week later.
10:30Fruit makes up most of their diet,
10:32but to be fit for the approaching breeding season,
10:35they need variety.
10:36What's in the cave?
10:37More than a million bats.
10:40A million bats.
10:41Would you say bats are birds?
10:42Yeah.
10:43No.
10:43Well, they fly.
10:44No.
10:45Hornbills don't usually eat bats.
10:47So they've gone from berries to bats.
10:49Hang on, hang on.
10:51They fly.
10:51That means a bird to me.
10:53No!
10:54The male gives chase.
10:56Bows have feathers.
10:57Did you teach biology?
10:58He did too.
10:59It wasn't zoology.
11:00Using binocular vision to steer the tip of his dexterous bill.
11:05Oh, I've got it.
11:06Oh, he's just going to pick him out of the air.
11:07He didn't have to leave the branch.
11:09Again.
11:09Their beets are like tongs.
11:11It's a bat buffet.
11:12That's like going to sizzle.
11:14And again.
11:15Oh, they're just opening the mouth and getting it all in.
11:17What's your hunting strategy?
11:18Oh, you know, be in the way.
11:22Oh, I really, really enjoyed that.
11:24Nature docos just get me in the little fuzzy parts.
11:27Yeah, nice.
11:28Amanda did a good job, I think.
11:29Well, she's reading from a book.
11:30It's not like, you know.
11:32Is she?
11:32Yeah.
11:33Well, she wouldn't know all that.
11:34You'd have to read it from somewhere.
11:35Yeah, of course.
11:36If I wasn't already feeling old, I've got to wear glasses.
11:54Do you know what's bad?
11:56I thought you already wore glasses.
12:00Finding love can be hard for anyone.
12:03I'm just a little nervous.
12:04Oh, Mia, Mia, Mia.
12:06I've been waiting for this.
12:07Turn it up.
12:07This series follows people on the autism spectrum.
12:11I'll find my friends.
12:12I'll find my friends.
12:12Oh.
12:13Warming up your heart, buddy.
12:15It's the American version of Love on the Spectrum.
12:18Oh, I love this.
12:20It's from the most wholesome show on television.
12:22And this new season features some old favourites.
12:25Yes.
12:26Hello, James.
12:26I remember him from last season.
12:29Yeah.
12:29My quest to find love has not yet reached this conclusion.
12:34This guy is a Walking Dungeons and Dragons guy.
12:36To be fair, finding love does feel like a quest.
12:39Mm-hmm.
12:40And James has specific criteria for his future girlfriend.
12:43I'd like to know before I go to her place of residence
12:46if she has any pets or children.
12:48Why?
12:48What do you mean, why?
12:49So in case she has a dog that's poorly trained leaping on me.
12:55He would hate our house.
12:56Or she has children who are poorly trained.
13:00Well, he's really getting ahead of himself.
13:02Have you got kids?
13:03Are they well behind?
13:05Well, James is about to find out,
13:07cos he's going speed dating.
13:09Stop the shoes.
13:10Stop, James.
13:11I hope he gets a match.
13:13My name is James.
13:14I'm Jackie.
13:15Very nice to meet you.
13:15Jackie, very nice to meet you.
13:16Got any kids?
13:17Do you have any children?
13:19Whoa, hot off the bat.
13:20That's what I should have asked when I first started seeing you.
13:22Um, I did not.
13:24Tick.
13:24I said I was at home watching a movie with the boys
13:28and you thought I was there with my mates.
13:30So, do you have any pets?
13:31Yeah, I have two dogs.
13:33Oh, no.
13:35He's got dogs.
13:35Uh-oh.
13:36It's over.
13:36Next.
13:37Do you have any dating deal breakers?
13:39Ooh, uh, kids' dogs.
13:41Do you have any deal breakers?
13:42I think I might want to have a family one day.
13:45Oh, OK.
13:46Oh, shoot.
13:47He covered his own mouth because he knew he was going to offend her.
13:53You should learn that school.
13:55So, I used to hear the bell ring.
13:56Saved by the bell, literally.
13:59Another hopeful single this season is...
14:01Connor!
14:02Oh, sorry.
14:03Hello.
14:04Connor went on a few dates last season.
14:06Clearly unsuccessful.
14:07We're back.
14:07I'm hoping for a relationship that might lead me to...
14:14Marriage?
14:15Children?
14:15A more physical level.
14:18Oh.
14:19We want to have the rumpy-pumpy.
14:21Bluntly speaking.
14:22He wants love.
14:23So, Connor's meeting Kate.
14:25I hope Connor likes her.
14:27Um, here, let me get that for you.
14:29Oh, good boy.
14:31Oh, get this big chair.
14:33As she fell in, that's five-star service.
14:36Big selection then.
14:38What's on the menu?
14:41He's shocked at the prices.
14:45A filet of ribeye is the same price as a bronze statue.
14:49Literally what every bloke has thought on a date at some point in their life.
14:54What exactly are you looking for in a man?
14:57I'm sorry, I'm just trying to think of the price.
14:59Just that it's a nice gentleman.
15:01Aw.
15:02People say, hey, that I'm something of a gentleman.
15:06Yes, Connor, you are.
15:07I'm also smart, and dare I say, I find myself very good-looking.
15:12You love the confidence.
15:14You very are.
15:15Yes.
15:15Look at her, her eyes.
15:16You can see the love hearts pumping out of her eyeballs.
15:19The reason I wanted to go out with you is because I really fell in love watching your season of the show.
15:25She fell in love with him.
15:26Oh, no!
15:27She's a fan girl!
15:28She's a fan!
15:29I really loved watching every minute of it.
15:32Probably should have saved that for maybe fourth date, fifth date, Kate.
15:35Whoa.
15:36Oh, he doesn't know what to do.
15:43I know.
15:44Just sleep on it, Connor.
15:45Go home, think about it.
15:47Write a list, a pro and con.
15:48Yeah.
15:48Talk to your mum, your sister, your brother, your dogs.
15:50We'll regroup in the morning.
15:51Sounds good.
15:52And in the meantime...
15:53My name's Adan.
15:54Hi, Adan.
15:56Today, I am going to meet up with my lovely lady, Dani Bowman.
16:02Oh, we know this girl from last season.
16:04Yes!
16:04Beautiful couple.
16:06The boss is in love.
16:07He's in love.
16:08Shut up.
16:09Curly, Joe, Larry, get lost.
16:13But no, I...
16:14You know what he's doing, don't you?
16:15Yeah, three stages.
16:17Oh, dear.
16:19Yeah, but I made it with love.
16:22Wow.
16:23Oh!
16:24More men should be like a done.
16:25We need to up our game, dude.
16:27Oh, my goodness.
16:30It's the anniversary.
16:32Happy anniversary.
16:34Why don't you open it?
16:36The first time we laid eyes on each other.
16:39Oh, it's a book of photos of their dates.
16:43We had 30-year anniversary and you didn't do this for me.
16:46Yeah, where's my book?
16:47Did you get a Facebook post?
16:49Oh, my gosh.
16:53Oh!
16:55He nearly likes it.
16:57Oh!
16:59They look like fish kissing out of the fish kiss.
17:03OK, that's enough.
17:04Get a room.
17:07Finally, a show on television that actually people find,
17:09love.
17:10And they're kind.
17:11Proper love.
17:11And they're nice.
17:12Yeah.
17:13The heart is warm and my jaw is just sore from smiling and laughing so much.
17:19That is a great show.
17:20Can I just say I miss, not personality-wise, but looks-wise, I miss old Jad.
17:41You've been wearing like beiges and neutrals and it's just not Jad.
17:45We need like the double matching double Adidas tracksuit with the Gucci slides.
17:49You're wearing Bond's crew socks.
17:51I've never seen you wear Bond's crew socks.
17:53It's not even even.
17:54Like, they're so-
17:55Can I fix your sock?
17:56It's so crooked.
17:57It looks like Melly getting ready for school in the morning.
18:00I'm changing.
18:00He's changing.
18:02He's changing his clothes.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Good.
18:04Yeah, that's a little better.
18:06You know what?
18:07Yes!
18:11He's back!
18:11Houses.
18:13Oh-ho!
18:14Old houses.
18:15Oh!
18:16Some really old houses.
18:18Oh-ho!
18:19Being done up.
18:20Oh!
18:21And made to look like new houses.
18:23Oh-ho-ho!
18:24If that sounds like your thing...
18:26Yes.
18:26No!
18:27This is so up my alley.
18:28Well, then you'll love ABC's...
18:31Restorationistry.
18:34Thriller minute.
18:35This is going to be absolute reno porn.
18:37Get the moisturiser out.
18:39Turn the lights off.
18:40This week, we're in...
18:41Melbourne.
18:41In particular...
18:42Punt Road.
18:43Which runs through...
18:44Paran.
18:44And...
18:45Richmond!
18:45And is home to...
18:46There's Collingwood's football ground in the background.
18:48As well as...
18:49New Age yuppies.
18:51There's the bridge.
18:52Yeah, we have eyes.
18:54Hoddle Bridge.
18:54I know Hoddle Bridge.
18:55We know Hoddle Bridge.
18:56We get it.
18:57You're from Melbourne.
18:58Punt Road is choked, carrying traffic it just wasn't built for.
19:02The busiest road in Melbourne, Punt Road.
19:04Where the namesake punts once ferried horses and carriages...
19:07Oh, I didn't know that.
19:08I didn't know that.
19:09Hence the word punt.
19:10Punt.
19:10Punt.
19:11With a P.
19:12Yes, this part of Melbourne used to be full of punts.
19:15Whereas now it's full of...
19:17Um...
19:18For Melburnians.
19:2030-somethings, Steph and Paul Ryan.
19:23I feel like I know that bloke.
19:25Dude, he looks like every person ever.
19:28He looks like both you and me.
19:30A monster house on a monster house on busy Punt Road.
19:33How are they affording a house like that in Melbourne?
19:35It helps when it's...
19:36It's an absolute shithole.
19:38But it used to be nice, thanks to architects from a certain Mediterranean country.
19:43This late 19th century Italian ape mansion.
19:46I love how they don't say that the Greeks started the architecture.
19:49All those things you might see if you're walking around the Italian countryside.
19:52But we're not walking around the Italian countryside.
19:54We're on the highway in Melbourne.
19:56The Italian style had gone through the UK, America and then to Australia.
20:00The Greeks.
20:00Then it went to Italy, UK and here.
20:03All right, stop.
20:04No, please be fair.
20:05Wait till you see inside before you claim it.
20:08Oh, it's horrendous.
20:09It's a frickin' shit tip.
20:11That's what it is.
20:12This century, it had become a gritty backpackers hostel.
20:16Eww, that hostel, if those walls could talk.
20:19They'd say, ah, ah, ah.
20:21They'd say, ah.
20:23Don't get the blue light out on that room.
20:24Do not get the blue light out.
20:26I can smell the ammo from here.
20:28Can you imagine how much tinny is in that house?
20:30Oh, athlete's foot.
20:32Don't walk under the unlucky underpants that are hanging from the ceiling.
20:35Oh, eww.
20:36Yeah, they're still good.
20:38Track them in the wash, they'll be fine.
20:39Together, the house and underpants cost...
20:41Just under $2 million.
20:43$2 million.
20:45How old are they?
20:46We have a million dollars to do everything that needs to be done.
20:49Million dollars just to restore it.
20:51How do you have a million bucks to do everything?
20:53They work hard and they save.
20:55Bullshit.
20:55It's a lot of money that we have to borrow to get this done.
20:58Oh, what, from mum and dad?
20:59So, what is your time frame?
21:00Oh, stop talking, just start renovating.
21:02Knock it all down, burn it to the floor, start from scratch.
21:05That wouldn't be in the spirit of restoration,
21:07which looks more like this.
21:09Do it yourself.
21:10Oh, man, if there's one thing that I hate doing, it's sanding.
21:13That sort of sanding is the worst sort of sanding.
21:15Oh, hand sanding.
21:16Yes.
21:17But I'm not bad at that action.
21:18Feels good doing a bit of this stuff myself.
21:20Take the bricks down, give them a bit of a clean.
21:23We'll keep all these.
21:24Hurry up, luck.
21:25I'm here for property porn, and at the moment...
21:27This isn't even property foreplay.
21:28Well, let's just get into it, then.
21:31Nice.
21:34Wow.
21:37Wow.
21:38It was a shithole, now it's...
21:39Gorgeous.
21:41This is spectacular.
21:43Nice.
21:44It's too white for me, man.
21:46The white walls...
21:47Beautiful.
21:49Too much white.
21:50En suite.
21:51Very white, but I like it.
21:53The main bedroom.
21:54Look at it, what that is!
21:56Oh, she's nailed it.
21:58And then into the kitchen.
22:00Where's the stovetop?
22:01We wanted to live in the original rooms of the house.
22:04Where's the sink?
22:04I'm in the kitchen.
22:05Where's the fridge?
22:06Where's the pantry?
22:07And this is now a room we use all the time.
22:09No, it's not.
22:10Where's the...
22:11Where's the sort of functioning kitchen?
22:13Oh, jeez, the back is white.
22:15Loveware!
22:16And they're well on the way to creating for themselves
22:18a beautiful family oasis.
22:20Except you've got a bus stop out the front.
22:23$3 million to be on a busy road that's loud
22:26with a clinically white house and a kitchen you can't even use.
22:30Oh, I love that.
22:31Yeah, it's really nice.
22:32That's a beauty.
22:34We don't protect our heritage.
22:37That is so important, that show.
22:39And I know I'll bang on about it.
22:40Everyone pull those beauties down.
22:42Huh?
22:43You got a sore bottom?
22:43I'm ranting.
22:44You've just been on a soapbox.
22:45In Melbourne, Adam is doing some online shopping.
22:59Oh, no in-store availability within 2,000 kilometres.
23:03That extra large.
23:04Very right.
23:05Kaz, are you going to put the show on
23:06or am I going to sit here and watch you scroll the internet?
23:08You can watch me scroll if you want.
23:09When you were like,
23:10hey, come over for a bit of screen time,
23:12this is what I thought.
23:13This week, we checked out Apple TV's new series
23:17and it started out with a...
23:19Bang!
23:20What the hell?
23:21Cut!
23:22Yes.
23:23What's this?
23:24This is that show, the studio,
23:25that everyone's talking about.
23:27That's right.
23:28And it takes a satirical look at Hollywood.
23:30Oh, that guy.
23:31What's his name again?
23:32It's Seth Rogen.
23:33Hey, great to see you.
23:35Matt, listen, Matt.
23:36He's our studio guy.
23:37The exec on the film, Matt Remick.
23:38It's like a little behind-the-scenes sort of thing.
23:40It is.
23:41And we get to follow Matt
23:42as he's promoted to studio head by the CEO.
23:45Welcome.
23:46Sorry about the strange surroundings.
23:49Oh, breaking bad, is it?
23:51Walter White.
23:52Oh, it's Bryan Cranston.
23:53Yes, exactly.
23:54He's one turtleneck.
23:55I've heard you are really into
23:58artsy, fartsy filmmaking bullshit.
24:00He wants to make good movies,
24:02but the boss wants to make good money.
24:04I am very close to closing on the deal
24:06to get the rights
24:07to Kool-Aid.
24:10Kool-Aid.
24:11Kool-Aid.
24:12What the hell's Kool-Aid?
24:13American Cordial.
24:14The red drink.
24:15Yeah.
24:15So they're making a Cordial movie.
24:16Yes.
24:17That is...
24:18Stupid idea.
24:20Imagine being like,
24:21let's make the Coddy's Cordial movie.
24:23If Warner Brothers can make a billion dollars
24:25off the plastic tits of a pussy-less doll.
24:29You do not speak about my Barbie like that.
24:31Perfect.
24:32That's exactly what we should be doing.
24:34This is what you call eating corporate arse.
24:36Oh, yeah.
24:38Anything to get the job, right?
24:39Now let's go get it.
24:41So, like, you can imagine that the Kool-Aid movie
24:43with a jug of Cordial as a family movie
24:45would make so much money.
24:46Heaps of money.
24:47Because five people would buy tickets
24:49because there's five members of the family.
24:50First, Matt needs to find a director.
24:54Who is that?
24:54Well, I know you're busy,
24:55so I'm just going to jump right into it, OK?
24:57Martin Scorsese.
24:58Who?
24:58The king of directors.
24:59This man did Casino
25:01with Robert De Niro and Jenny DeVito
25:04with Joe Pesky.
25:07It's Pesky,
25:08but Martin is here to make his own pitch.
25:10This is a project
25:11that I've been really wanting to make
25:13for a very, very long time.
25:15Here's the pitch.
25:16What is it?
25:18Jonestown.
25:19Jonestown?
25:20What?
25:21Jonestown.
25:21Like the cult massacre?
25:22Yes, exactly.
25:24What?
25:25Oh!
25:26What?
25:27Is that the massacre
25:28where everybody committed suicide by...
25:31They took the Kool-Aid!
25:33Exactly.
25:33Jonestown was a cult
25:35and this cult leader
25:36got all these people
25:37to essentially kill themselves...
25:39Oh!
25:40..by drinking the Kool-Aid.
25:41That's the phrase.
25:42They drank the Kool-Aid.
25:43I'm sure you've heard that phrase.
25:45No!
25:46You could say that your film
25:48is about...
25:49He's hearing
25:50Kool-Aid.
25:52Kool-Aid.
25:53Oh, no.
25:55Kool-Aid.
25:56Unbelievable.
25:58He did it.
25:59I got Martin Scorsese
26:00to write and direct
26:01the Kool-Aid movie!
26:02Yeah, but the boss
26:03is going to hate it
26:04because it's a movie
26:05about how Kool-Aid
26:06kills people.
26:07Kool-Aid is associated
26:09with one of the most
26:10infamous mass murders.
26:12Oh, no.
26:13Well, you know, um...
26:15Oh, good luck
26:16digging yourself
26:16out of this hole.
26:17So I bought
26:18the Jonestown script
26:20specifically
26:21to kill it.
26:25Oh, my...
26:26That takes lying to your boss
26:27to a whole another level.
26:28Oh, Matt.
26:30Yeah.
26:31I love it.
26:32Great.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:34Just sold his soul.
26:37So now what's his plan?
26:38Dish, Corsese?
26:40Marty!
26:41Matt!
26:42Yay!
26:42Corsese's gonna be pissed.
26:45You bought my movie
26:46just to kill it?
26:49Oh!
26:50I did.
26:52Oh!
26:56We'll leave you alone,
26:57Mr. Scorsese.
26:58I love the departed.
26:59Hey, Marty.
26:59Bye, bud.
27:00Hey!
27:01Matt Remick, right?
27:02Steve Buscemi.
27:03Buscemi, but...
27:04Oh, sorry.
27:05I have to think,
27:06we're gonna be making
27:07Martin Scorsese's last movie.
27:10His what?
27:11This is his swan song.
27:12He's done after this.
27:14Wow.
27:15Thank you for making it happen.
27:16This is his last movie
27:17and he'll never make it.
27:19Hey, Marty.
27:21Are you crying?
27:22What happened?
27:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
27:25Feeling so happy
27:26I almost cried
27:28Oh, wow.
27:28That was red hot, that show.
27:30Is this how Hollywood works?
27:32Yeah, clearly.
27:33This is a train wreck
27:35that just keeps getting worse
27:37and worse
27:38and I, Dad said,
27:38will not start watching.
27:55So, I got this
27:57on Marketplace.
27:59Did you?
28:00Yeah, I want to practice her.
28:02Give me about a year.
28:04Do you know what it is?
28:05Yeah, my son's got one.
28:07What is it?
28:07It's a trumpet.
28:08On Saturday, we watched
28:11On Saturday, we watched
28:15On Saturday, we watched
28:19It's a cooking show.
28:22Wait.
28:23I'm off on my own adventure
28:24doing two things I love
28:26travelling and cooking.
28:28A travelling cooking show
28:30just for something different.
28:31I want that all over my body.
28:34Oh, this is that Judy loves.
28:35Inside my body, all over my body.
28:37I thought she was a comedian
28:38but it looks like she's doing food too.
28:40Each day, I'll be visiting
28:42fabulous locations
28:43in and around the Mediterranean.
28:45She's in Greece.
28:45About time!
28:48Oppa, oppa, oppa!
28:50Welcome to the centre of the earth.
28:52Yes.
28:52I'm holding 1,000 bees.
28:55Because bees came from Greece.
28:58Judy loves culinary crews.
29:01Woo!
29:02I wonder what part of Greece
29:03she's in.
29:04Let's see if we can guess.
29:05I hate to break it to you
29:07but she's in...
29:08Montenegro.
29:08Where's Montenegro?
29:10Is that a town?
29:11No, it's actually a country
29:12that isn't Greece.
29:14What's it called again?
29:15Monterego.
29:16It's pronounced...
29:17Montenegro.
29:18Monta-what?
29:19What'd she call me?
29:20Never mind.
29:20It's one of Greece's
29:22closest neighbours.
29:23Is it in Spain?
29:24No.
29:25But you've got to admit
29:26it's still beautiful.
29:27No.
29:29Kate!
29:30Kate, do you know where that is?
29:31Romerojov!
29:31No!
29:32Romerojov!
29:32Isn't that Couture?
29:34Weren't we there last year?
29:35Yeah, Dubrovnik.
29:36No.
29:37Couture.
29:38Couture.
29:38Couture.
29:39Couture!
29:40We went there.
29:41Oh, is that where we...
29:42We went to the RACV thing
29:44with the automobiles?
29:47And we took the photos?
29:49Were you on the same holiday
29:50as I was?
29:50Time to explore Couture.
29:52It's the most beautiful town ever.
29:54We've had beautiful memories together, Matt.
29:56Well, you can't remember a thing.
29:57There's so many different variations of olives.
30:00Oh, yeah, baby.
30:03We love olives so much
30:04that my kids snack on olives
30:06instead of chocolate.
30:07They eat it like popcorn.
30:08Look what I've got here.
30:10Olives.
30:11They're my olives!
30:12They're the marinated!
30:12Don't show me,
30:13look what I've got here.
30:14They're my olives.
30:14I bought them yesterday.
30:16I told you,
30:16when I'm here,
30:17there's no I.
30:17It's Al's.
30:18Since it's a coastal town,
30:19seafood is particularly exceptional.
30:22Oh, yeah.
30:23Oh, yeah.
30:23But there is one star of the sea
30:25that I'm interested in.
30:27Mussels.
30:28Oh!
30:28I love mussels.
30:30This is Luca.
30:31Oh, I lied.
30:32Who is known for his mussels.
30:34I bet his mussels are juicy.
30:36He's no bloody Bob Irwin, is he?
30:37You can have some mussels
30:38and afterwards,
30:39there's meat and potatoes.
30:40Wow, look at this.
30:41It's an incredible pole of mussels.
30:46I love the action light.
30:49Is this the kind of mussels
30:50you're looking for?
30:52He hasn't gotten in the water once.
30:54He definitely could have worn clothes.
30:56So, I use me stool.
30:57What?
30:58Camera view.
30:58Would you like to see
31:00an outline of my...
31:01Delica!
31:02I mean, I feel like
31:03we should get some more to be honest.
31:06He does not understand
31:07a word she's saying.
31:08Nothing!
31:09You're making me happy.
31:11He has raw confusion on his face.
31:14This is a relationship
31:15built on muscle.
31:17I know.
31:18It's at this point
31:19that Judy seems to forget
31:20what kind of show she's in.
31:21This amazing club.
31:23If this is about cooking,
31:25where's the food?
31:27There's no rush.
31:28Come on, baby.
31:30Show me a recipe.
31:31My first dish.
31:32I'm going to make
31:33a beautiful dish.
31:34Oh, about time
31:34you're going to show us
31:35your cooking.
31:36With mussels.
31:37We've only got two minutes for it.
31:38I'm going to cut
31:39one of these shallots.
31:41I'm not the neatest
31:42when it comes to chopping.
31:43You know what it's like.
31:43Not very good at chopping,
31:44is she?
31:45Is she cook?
31:46As long as they go,
31:47and we don't like hairy things.
31:49It's got to come out so it just...
31:51You don't like hairy things?
31:52Nah.
31:53I don't mind a bit of hair.
31:56I know what she's going to make.
31:57Mussels, white wine,
31:59garlic,
32:00maybe some fennel.
32:01Fennel.
32:02Going to add some wine.
32:03White wine.
32:04Oh, garlic.
32:05Cut off fennel.
32:08Fennel!
32:08Fennel!
32:09I told you!
32:10Get all of that juice.
32:11Get in my belly.
32:13And this is my fennel
32:15and white wine mussels.
32:17I'm going to just put this out there.
32:19I reckon I could do this.
32:21This is remedial.
32:22It is not remedial.
32:24You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
32:25She could not do that
32:27in a million years.
32:27I could do that!
32:28Mum could do that.
32:29Like, she'll burn the shells
32:30and stuff it up,
32:31but she'll do it.
32:33I really enjoyed that show.
32:36That was good.
32:36All I know about Greece is Mykonos,
32:38but there's a lot more to Greece.
32:40That's Montenegro, you idiot.
32:46Faye bought a saxophone
32:47from an op shop
32:49or wherever she bought it.
32:50Marketplace.
32:50Marketplace.
32:51And she wants you to teach her
32:52to play the saxophone.
32:53Where are you going?
33:02I did it!
33:03That was shit.
33:16Do we have deep heat?
33:18Uh, no.
33:20I'd love some deep heat, though.
33:21I've really pulled something.
33:24I reckon I've pulled my string.
33:26I reckon it snapped.
33:27How did you pull it?
33:28She's done her hammy
33:29getting up off the couch.
33:30Yeah!
33:33This week,
33:34we got down and dirty on Max.
33:36Oh!
33:37Dirty jobs, baby.
33:39Dirty jobs with Mike Rowe.
33:41I feel like he's famous.
33:43I'm doing shit jobs.
33:44Today, I'm in Nibbley, Utah
33:45to help a guy named Nate
33:47relocate some beavers.
33:48Beavers?
33:49Excuse me, what?
33:50He's a beaver relocator.
33:52We've got some nuisance beavers
33:53that are causing trouble.
33:54Nuisance beavers eating everything.
33:56They make a meal of the bark
33:57and then use the leftover sticks
33:59for dam construction.
34:01I've never seen a beaver.
34:02You ever seen a beaver?
34:02I've never seen a beaver for ages.
34:04Good news.
34:05One of our traps caught a beaver last night.
34:07Oh, they caught a beaver.
34:08Oh, that's lucky.
34:09One of the blokes
34:10have got a beaver now.
34:11Beavers have thick fur
34:12to keep them warm.
34:13Do beavers bite?
34:14Yes.
34:14Oh, my goodness.
34:15You bit right at me.
34:16Yes, they do bite, Matt.
34:17Oh, that's an angry beaver.
34:19Nobody wants an angry beaver, Nate.
34:21This is our beaver guy.
34:22He knows his beavers.
34:23Now we get the drooling beaver
34:25into a beaver bag.
34:26So what are they going to do with it now?
34:28We give it a once-over
34:29to check for any external injuries.
34:31I don't think this is such a dirty job.
34:33It's not too bad.
34:33I think I'd like this job.
34:34See, Becky, if you just relax,
34:36the beaver will relax.
34:37Oh, relax?
34:38Tell a girl how to relax with a beaver.
34:40A good beaver.
34:42I'm just going to let him experience
34:43my soothing touch for a moment.
34:45Stop caressing the beaver.
34:47Did you buy him something to eat first?
34:48No, not, eh.
34:48Nothing.
34:49Nothing, just wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
34:50There's too many beaver jokes here.
34:52Well, they are talking about beavers.
34:54To determine the sex of the beaver,
34:56we need to express the castor gland.
34:58Oh, my God, what is this?
34:59And the smell of the castoreum
35:01will tell us the sex of the beaver.
35:03You have to smell it
35:04to tell if it's a boy or a girl.
35:05How is the person who worked that out?
35:07All right, can I smell that fuck there?
35:08Yeah.
35:09Oh!
35:10This is seriously weird.
35:11I think it's a boy.
35:13It is a male beaver.
35:13What's the smell of a male beaver?
35:15B-O.
35:16Yeah, no doubt about it.
35:17Beaver-o.
35:19The male's castoreum smells like motor oil.
35:22Ew.
35:22The female?
35:23More like overripe cheese.
35:25What?
35:26OK, I didn't think it was that bad at the start,
35:28but this is now a dirty job.
35:29Let the relocation begin.
35:31Dude, can you imagine
35:31when he gets to his new pond
35:33and he tries to tell his mates
35:34what just happened?
35:35So what do you do on the weekend?
35:36He's been put in a bag.
35:37They've played with his penis.
35:38What more are they going to do
35:40to this poor animal?
35:41There's nothing wrong with that.
35:42I can put a thing over my head
35:44and do the same.
35:44I don't care.
35:45Anyway, Mike's next dirty job
35:47is at a...
35:48Glue factory outside of Hollywood
35:49that makes special effects
35:51for the movie industry.
35:52Oh, we're in a glue factory.
35:53God, who cares?
35:54I do.
35:55I want to see hot men in dirty jobs.
35:57This is Tinseltown's go-to shop
35:59for all things slime-related.
36:01Wait, the glue factories
36:03are the ones that make the slime?
36:04Yep, and they've made slime
36:06for some massive movies.
36:08Jurassic Park.
36:09Yeah.
36:09It's got a good one where they spit.
36:10That's for the dinosaurs.
36:11For the dinosaurs.
36:13Ghostbusters.
36:13Yes.
36:14Ghostbusters!
36:15Who are you going to call?
36:16I love that movie.
36:18Man in Black.
36:19That was them.
36:20There's been plenty of movies
36:21with slime.
36:22So what's his dirty job?
36:23All right.
36:24We're in a large container
36:25where they make glue.
36:26Oh, yeah.
36:28Okay, so the job
36:29is to scoop up the skin.
36:31Oh, yuck.
36:32Put it in a bucket.
36:33Oh.
36:34And dump it into a bag.
36:36Okay, I think we've made the point.
36:38I feel like you can get high
36:39on the fumes.
36:40I'll go in.
36:41Why does Milo always volunteer
36:42to go into the glue cave?
36:44What are you talking about, man?
36:45Yeah, man.
36:46Milo works for free here.
36:47I'm pretty sure that's not good.
36:49Hey, I'm the volunteer guy.
36:51Oh, man.
36:53Cleaning out a glue vat
36:54is a job that'll stick with you.
36:56God, that job sucks.
36:58Oh, look at that.
36:59Then, with all the ingredients added...
37:01You have just officially made green slime.
37:03That's it.
37:04We've made green slime.
37:05Let's chuck it on him.
37:07Oh, right in the face.
37:09There you go.
37:10Beavers and facials.
37:11Your two favourite things in the world.
37:13Mission accomplished.
37:14Yeah, mate.
37:15Mission accomplished.
37:16You can keep that job.
37:17You can keep that job.
37:18Did we like this show?
37:19No.
37:20Nah.
37:21It was alright.
37:22I didn't mind that.
37:23Nah.
37:23I'm not a fan of slime.
37:24Nor beaver.
37:25Only when she was at uni.
37:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
37:27We need to oil the door.
37:45Yes.
37:45I think some olive oil on the door would do the...
37:48You don't use olive oil.
37:49You're not cooking the door.
37:50You don't use olive oil.
37:51Yeah, you can.
37:52You can.
37:53I searched up.
37:53No.
37:53No.
37:54I googled it.
37:55You don't.
37:56This week on Max...
37:58Here we go.
37:59Here we go.
37:59Here we go.
38:00Oh, my God.
38:01We watch the finale of The White Lotus.
38:04Oh, yes.
38:05You have been warned.
38:07The best part about this finale, we find out who dies.
38:09We know there's a murderer.
38:09We know there's gunshots.
38:10And then there was a body in the water.
38:12Literally could be anyone.
38:14It could, but one obvious suspect is Ratliff family patriarch, Tim.
38:18Because all season, he has been dreaming of murdering his family.
38:22That's right.
38:23Because once he gets back to America, he's going to be arrested for financial fraud.
38:28Maybe the mum finds out, kills the dad.
38:30Of course, there's also older son, Saxon.
38:33That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
38:35Who's stressed about his dad.
38:37His dad's lost everything.
38:38Something happened in his business.
38:39Oh, in real life?
38:40No, no.
38:41It's a show.
38:42And trying to figure out what's going on.
38:44In real life?
38:44Well, what's it a show?
38:45Because you just told me in the same breath it's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
38:48No, it's a show.
38:49And then you start telling me his dad lost all his business.
38:52No.
38:52So I assumed it was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
38:53No, no, no, no.
38:54And to top it all off, he's fallen for free-spirited Chelsea.
38:58She's the most likable one, which means she's probably the one that gets killed.
39:02But she's in love with Rick.
39:05Saxon kills Rick.
39:06Okay, at this point, we have named about half the cast.
39:10I'll choose them all at least.
39:11One will be right.
39:12It's like the Melbourne Cup.
39:13I put a dollar on every single horse.
39:15Look, let's turn our attention back to Tim,
39:17who thinks he's found the solution to his problems.
39:20Remember that fruit?
39:21First episode, they're poisonous.
39:23People grind up the seeds and eat them when they want to kill themselves.
39:27That's a little bit too much information for a guy on the edge.
39:30Side note, why would you have a tree like that in a resort in the first place?
39:35Here we go.
39:35There's the seed.
39:36What's he going to do with it?
39:37Well, this.
39:38How many seeds is he taking?
39:40That's going to kill the whole family.
39:41Yep.
39:42Murder-suicide.
39:43That's pretty dark.
39:43Bro, this show ain't exactly the sunshine.
39:48Cocktail.
39:50Deadly cocktail.
39:51And not deadly in a good way.
39:53Not our deadly.
39:54White people deadly.
39:56Smells weird.
39:57Oh, no!
39:58Don't drink it!
39:59Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
40:02Oh!
40:04Ow!
40:04I just got a flu shot.
40:06Can you not?
40:06Coconut milk is off!
40:07Okay, the coconut milk is off!
40:10Thank God for that.
40:11Ah, so that's that storyline just flustered.
40:14I hope no one else goes to use the blender.
40:16Well.
40:16There's more in the blender.
40:18There's more in the blender.
40:18He's going to have a protein shake.
40:20Because he's not even going to clean the blender before he uses it.
40:23Who doesn't clean a blender?
40:24Come on.
40:25That's what we do in our household.
40:26Little sniff smells fine.
40:28Kid's going to die.
40:30Yeah, it seems so.
40:32Oh, no.
40:33Lockie?
40:34Oh, Dad, you dickhead.
40:37Wake up!
40:39Stop!
40:39Oh, poor kid.
40:41This is really sad.
40:43You know that they showed his dad's penis.
40:45Look, now's not the time.
40:46I think it was about episode three, four, two.
40:49Help!
40:50Somebody help!
40:51I'm not joking.
40:52It was this fat.
40:53Whoa.
40:53A good, good, good solid size.
40:56Oh.
40:56Anyway, while all of this has been going on,
40:59Chelsea's boyfriend, Rick, has returned from Bangkok.
41:02What's Rick been doing?
41:03So Rick's gone out on his vendetta to kill the guy he thought killed his dad.
41:07Came back.
41:07Hasn't done it.
41:08And the two head to breakfast.
41:09Look at the donuts.
41:11I love a breakfast donut tree.
41:13Well, look who it is.
41:15Oh, my God.
41:16This is the guy that killed his father.
41:18I remember your mother.
41:20Uh-oh.
41:21I knew she was a drunk.
41:23Oh, God.
41:24And a slut.
41:24Really takes the shine off the donut tree, doesn't it?
41:27Wanted you to think your father was some kind of great man.
41:30Did he just come here to torment Rick?
41:32You're going to try to kill me now?
41:34That's the gun from the gunshots.
41:38There's gunshots in the first episode.
41:40Come on, take your donuts and go.
41:42Please don't do something stupid.
41:44Oh, he's definitely going to do something stupid.
41:45Yeah, looks like it.
41:48Oh!
41:49Oh, we are really ramping up here.
41:51There's no bullets in it.
41:52Oh.
41:53Nope.
41:53Oh, maybe they are.
41:54Why?
41:55He killed my father.
41:57He's your father.
41:58He told me.
41:59He is your father.
42:00Oh!
42:01Oopsie.
42:02No, this is some Darth Vader shit right now.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:07It's a shootout.
42:08Now it's a country in Western.
42:10Oh, he killed someone else.
42:12How is this guy such a good shot?
42:13I was just thinking the same thing.
42:16Oh, my God.
42:17And now the freaking girlfriend.
42:18Oh!
42:19She's been shot too.
42:21No.
42:22Far out.
42:23He killed his dad.
42:24His girlfriend's dead.
42:26Now he's going to Thai prison for life.
42:28Uh, it's worse than that.
42:29Bang.
42:30In the water.
42:31Oh, no.
42:32They're going to drain the pool now.
42:34OK, so what have we got?
42:35We've got Rick dead.
42:36His missus dead.
42:37We've got his dad dead.
42:39The little brother dead.
42:41Hang on.
42:42He's alive.
42:42He's alive!
42:43I think I just saw God.
42:45How is he suddenly all better?
42:47He needs to go to a hospital and get IV trips.
42:49No time for that.
42:50The Ratliffs are on the first boat out,
42:52with the father having learnt a valuable lesson.
42:55Clean your blenders.
42:56No, not that one.
42:57No, no.
42:57It's more important than the family.
42:58You were just about to kill them all.
43:00I'm not trying to be...
43:02That was a lot.
43:03That was a lot.
43:05Remind me never to stay at a White Lotus
43:07for risk of death.
43:08Can you imagine three mass murders
43:10at one hotel chain?
43:12It does look quite nice, though.
43:14Cheap rates.
43:14I'm teaching him how to read in Japanese,
43:30so I wrote Milo on this one.
43:32Yeah.
43:32This one says Yoshimoto.
43:33Bring back Yoshimoto.
43:36There's no way.
43:37Dude, I tell you...
43:38You can't teach a dog to read.
43:39He's getting so good at reading me.
43:40Good boy.
43:41Which one did you get?
43:42Yoshimoto.
43:43No way.
43:44Good boy.
43:46He's a better reader than you now.
43:49Oh, you know what this is?
43:52Bro, the best show ever.
43:54Yep.
43:54This week on Binge, we watched...
43:56Botched, baby!
43:58Oh, my God, I love this show so much!
44:00We're watching people who've stuffed up
44:02their plastic surgery and try and get it fixed.
44:05Why you gotta be such a basic bitch?
44:07What the hell?
44:08Hurricane Garrett.
44:10What is that?
44:10I am the most plastic fantastic sugar baby there is.
44:14Holy shit.
44:15No free guesses to see what's botched here.
44:18I have developed a $2,000 a month lip injection addiction,
44:21I would say.
44:22$2,000 a month.
44:24Who's paying for this kid to get these lips?
44:26Dunlop tyres.
44:28Right now, I can firmly say I have three consistent sugar daddies.
44:31Three sugar daddies?
44:33That's just greedy at this point.
44:34I grew up in the very small town of Monrovia
44:37in the not-so-great state of Indiana.
44:40Used to play the trombone.
44:41Now plays the trombone still.
44:43I have under eye filler, cheek filler, jawline filler, and Botox.
44:47What's this guy gonna look like when he's 40?
44:49Exactly the same.
44:51What do you guys think about me going bigger with my lips?
44:53Oh, come on, love.
44:54Come on, love.
44:55His lips weigh more than his body.
44:57I mean, he'd be fine if he fell off a bike face first.
44:59What do you think, Scrappy?
45:00Does anyone not tell him how ridiculous he is?
45:03If the dog could talk, he would.
45:07Alright, let's get to the clinic.
45:09Here we go, here they are.
45:10The botched boys who look like they need their own services.
45:15What can we do for you?
45:16I would like a permanent lip implant.
45:18Lip implant?
45:19Oh my gosh.
45:20You want bigger lips than you have now.
45:21Much bigger, yeah.
45:22How much bigger?
45:23Maybe double and a half.
45:25Like this?
45:26He wants to look like this?
45:28Maybe he needs a different kind of doctor.
45:29Sort out his daddy issues.
45:31If you go double what you have now,
45:33you can kill off the outer layer of your lip.
45:36Basically, you can kill off the skin.
45:37His lips are going to drop off.
45:39Is this really what you want to do,
45:40especially putting yourself at risk?
45:42Tarot Kane, you need to dissolve your lip filler, please.
45:44We're not putting implants in them.
45:46They look like a baboon's bum hole.
45:47You're done.
45:48I do want my big lips.
45:50I don't know.
45:51Oh, so you guys won't do it?
45:52That's okay.
45:53I'll just go somewhere else.
45:54Hmm, yeah.
45:55Well, let's see if the docs have more luck
45:57with their next patient.
45:58Get that big booty.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:01What is that?
46:01It looks like an uneven pair of basketballs.
46:04Oh, she's got four butt cheeks.
46:06What the hell is wrong with it?
46:08So she had a botched butt implant.
46:10Oh, no shit.
46:11What did you do?
46:12What happened?
46:13About three years ago, I wanted a tummy tuck.
46:15Tummy tuck is one thing.
46:17How'd that end up in a butt?
46:19I had a friend, you know, a friend of a friend.
46:21She's like, you know,
46:22I have an aunt in Mexico who's done all this stuff.
46:24Oh, she went to Mexico.
46:26Isn't it the Brazilian butt lift you want?
46:28Yeah, which is why hers look like that.
46:31Oh, God.
46:32This is what turns me off going to Turkey
46:34to get my hair transplant.
46:35He said you would kind of give more bang for your buck
46:37if you went all the way around.
46:38A circumferential body lift.
46:39The doctor was literally upsizing
46:41like they're at McDonald's.
46:42Would you like fries with that?
46:43Only if you put them in my bum.
46:44How are they ever going to fix it?
46:46Well, let's find out.
46:47Let's start by numbing her up.
46:49Oh, jeepers.
46:52I'm out.
46:53No descriptions and I'm serious.
46:54There's pus in here.
46:56Look at this.
46:57Oh!
46:58It's turned into Dr. Pimple Popper.
47:01What is this?
47:02Don't!
47:03He's smelling it.
47:03He's smelling it.
47:04Don't!
47:04Ew.
47:05Okay, I'm allowed to talk?
47:06No!
47:07She's got fullness there.
47:08Oh!
47:08Oh, my God!
47:10It's a bloody pile of custard.
47:12Yuck.
47:12I'm going to make myself a tea.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:15Ah!
47:16Oh, this is...
47:16Shut up!
47:17It's really good.
47:18If I can take the top layer of skin
47:20and sandwich it to itself...
47:22Is it done?
47:23No.
47:23They're only halfway through.
47:24They haven't done the right-hand side yet.
47:26What's the other side going to look like?
47:27Now, see if this one oozes.
47:29Ew!
47:29Shut up, Matthew!
47:31Ugh.
47:32Yep.
47:33Anybody ask you for seconds?
47:34Look at this.
47:36There it is.
47:37Push it down.
47:39Bang with the mitts.
47:40Let's close it.
47:41All right.
47:41I can't wait to see the final result.
47:4518 weeks post-op.
47:47Come on, give us a look.
47:48Show us the bunda.
47:51I think it looks awesome.
47:52Yeah, it looks great.
47:53Those are lovely hot cross bars.
47:55I am so happy now that my Duncan is gone.
47:58She's got regular junk in a regular trunk.
48:00I love that show.
48:03I could watch back-to-back episodes all week.
48:06Oh, we know.
48:07Freaky Deke.
48:08Disgusting surgery.
48:09Wholesome ending.
48:10What do you want?
48:11Dлед.
48:13I don't know.
48:13I'm so happy.
48:14I am so happy now.
48:14I don't know.
48:14I don't know.
48:15I guess you're right.
48:15I don't know.
48:16I don't know.
48:17I don't know.
48:18I don't know.
48:18I don't know.