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00:00A few days later
00:01Where are the humans?
00:02They were healthy.
00:04If you close your eyes, you can see the bad parts.
00:05That's where they are.
00:07The last time,
00:08the members of the committee
00:11worked on the 19-0 problem.
00:14Health is the most wonderful thing.
00:16It's irreplaceable.
00:18That's right.
00:18We can still make it in time.
00:21It's called Suzuki Mogura.
00:23That's a good one.
00:25But,
00:26Aida-kei-senpai Mogura
00:28complained about the fear of getting fat in the next room.
00:32This week,
00:34he will try to lose weight
00:36with a simple technique.
00:39How do you lose weight?
00:41I brought a tool to lose weight.
00:44What?
00:45That's great.
00:46It's a great solution.
00:48A doctor.
00:49I just trained my body.
00:51Your body?
00:52My body and abs.
00:54Are you still imitating me?
00:56It's hard.
00:57You just have to sit down and stand up for 30 seconds.
01:0030 seconds?
01:01You just have to sit down and stand up?
01:03Yes, of course.
01:04It's hard.
01:06I'm scared.
01:08I'm scared.
01:10Can I let go of my legs?
01:12It's dangerous.
01:14What are you doing?
01:16What are you doing?
01:18I'll do my best.
01:19Hold on to it now.
01:21Hold on to it now.
01:23Hold on to it now.
01:25You just have to hold on to it now.
01:29Are you thinking about it?
01:31Hold on to it.
01:32Do it again.
01:33You're thin, but you can't do your best.
01:35What do you think?
01:36I'll have a checkup.
01:37Have a checkup.
01:39Is there something wrong?
01:40I think there's something wrong.
01:41Do you know?
01:42There's something wrong.
01:44I'm a water bug.
01:45Don't say me.
01:47I'm really nervous.
01:49I'll let you go.
01:51Don't say me.
01:53I'm really nervous.
01:55Don't say me.
01:57I'm really nervous.
01:59From health care to rough care.
02:01Tonight.
02:03Mr. Hiwara will come out.
02:05Mr. Ito, don't say such a sad thing.
02:07Don't do that.
02:09This is it.
02:11Stop Mama Tart's break.
02:13I'll force Hiwara.
02:15I don't want to go.
02:17Hammer.
02:19This is it.
02:21In addition.
02:25I think Hiwara likes me.
02:27I think Hiwara likes me.
02:29A love hole in Hiwara's heart.
02:31A love hole in Hiwara's heart.
02:33When we started dating,
02:35My brain was destroyed.
02:37My brain was destroyed.
02:39Don't say me.
02:41Don't say me.
02:43Don't say me.
02:45In episode 464.
02:47The missing one-piece took off the glasses.
02:49intimacy shock
02:51Interrogate.
02:53On that night.
02:55I'd like to say something to you.
02:57I'd like to say something to you.
03:03I've never seen you before.
03:05The Killer is also following us.
03:07Is it okay?
03:11Are you a real actor?
03:15It's sinking.
03:17I got cut in line!
03:19Don't shake it!
03:21Don't get too close!
03:23Don't get too close!
03:25So, you guys have a claim, right?
03:29Yes, we do.
03:30Hibara's turn isn't now!
03:33What?
03:35What's the matter?
03:37The first thing that caught my eye was Himan.
03:40He looked like him.
03:43My wallet is in the middle of the jungle gym!
03:46I got cut in line!
03:48It's been 10 years since we formed,
03:50and now we're in the first M-1 final.
03:53Right now, it's time to accelerate.
03:58However, the pink 10-ton car
04:00is currently doing a wrong gear change.
04:03It's a bit like an En-Suit.
04:07I don't think it's time yet
04:11for us to talk about Himan.
04:14I see.
04:16It's just the beginning.
04:18Despite that,
04:20Hibara is showing up.
04:22Ito-san, don't say such a sad thing!
04:26This, this, this.
04:28This is M-1.
04:30I can't stand it.
04:32As a duo, I can't stand it.
04:34After a while,
04:36I think I can do whatever I want.
04:38It's time to be patient.
04:39I see.
04:40Let me live a little longer.
04:42Everyone wants to touch Himan, right?
04:44Kasuga was really good at Odori.
04:48But after that,
04:50Wakabayashi showed his skills.
04:52He was just like Kasuga.
04:54Wakabayashi didn't go at all.
04:56Only Kasuga went.
04:58Hananaman was also like that.
05:00Hananaman was also like that.
05:02Himura was also like that.
05:04Hanadai was also like that.
05:06Hanamaru was also like that.
05:08When it's his turn,
05:10Taiki will do his best.
05:12That's true.
05:14There are other elements besides being fat.
05:16There is also being bald.
05:18It's still there.
05:20It's still there.
05:22Did you notice that?
05:24It's still there.
05:26When you look at it from the side,
05:28it's still there.
05:30It's still there.
05:32Himan can't eat at all.
05:34That's true.
05:36But it's still there.
05:38That's true.
05:40You can see that.
05:42You can see that it's still there.
05:44That's right.
05:46It was the first time
05:48that it appeared in the M-1 Grand Prix.
05:50After the final,
05:52I went to get comments from the judges.
05:54I went to get comments from the judges.
05:56Hiwara pushed Himan away.
05:58Hiwara pushed Himan away.
06:00What did he say?
06:02He asked Imada
06:04if he had any good idea.
06:06He asked Imada if he had any good idea.
06:08A participant who is not experienced
06:10asked me
06:12if Imada had any idea,
06:14and I answered that I did not know Shao Chong had a good idea.
06:16and I answered that I did not know Shao Chong had a good idea.
06:24It's not going to be aired.
06:26So chromatic picture.
06:28That's amazing.
06:30I am foolish.
06:32The Hiora-san we just went to is a part of a program where a lot of young people from Fuji TV gathered.
06:40Apparently, they were able to experience the descent.
06:43Ah, that's right!
06:44That's right!
06:45Apparently, they were able to experience the descent.
06:46That's right!
06:47That's why Hiora-san, no matter what happens, decided to put this out.
06:50In memory.
06:51That's right!
06:52This is bad!
06:53This is bad!
06:54This is bad!
06:55This is bad!
06:56This is bad!
06:57This is bad!
06:58This is bad!
06:59This is bad!
07:00This is bad!
07:01They are getting the most rewards.
07:04We just don't care what the finalists tell us!
07:06That comment does not count!
07:08That's just too much!
07:09Those were some Glitter expressions!
07:12Those scores may be better, when you come in 1st.
07:14When you rest, they aren't important.
07:15At least, we don't care what the finalists say.
07:17Ever since the beginning of this segment, everybody keeps going,
07:19That's not good!
07:23Don't believe it until the final!
07:25The result was just poured full of Glitter expressions.
07:27And Nobi's anyway through my pocket!
07:30That's true.
07:31And at that time,
07:33Reiji didn't even know that the comments would be too long.
07:38He did it without knowing and got a really long comment.
07:42It was too long.
07:43He did it without knowing.
07:44He did it without knowing.
07:46Reiji said,
07:47Stop doing things like this.
07:49After Reiji did it.
07:50But you wanted to stand out,
07:53and you wanted to sell.
07:55But that time would definitely come.
07:57You were too impatient.
07:58Yes.
07:59I haven't been able to do teamwork at all, so I've been using Hiwara's answer for about 15 minutes.
08:08That's a long time.
08:11Is that possible?
08:13I'm in charge of it.
08:14It's not an answer.
08:15It's already out there, so there's a line stamp of Mr. Hiwara's pin.
08:21I made it on my own.
08:25You made it on your own, didn't you?
08:27I made it on my own.
08:30Your body is already out there, isn't it?
08:32That's right.
08:35If your body is out there, you can say,
08:40Funga!
08:42Funga!
08:45Funga Hammer!
08:47Why do I have to do that?
08:49Funga!
08:53Funga Hammer!
08:55Funga Hammer!
08:57Funga Hammer!
08:59Funga Hammer!
09:01Funga Hammer!
09:03Why do I have to do that?
09:05Funga!
09:06Hammer!
09:07How do I do that?
09:08It's already out there.
09:10It's already out there.
09:14I'm trying to get it with just my hands.
09:17I'm trying to get it with just my hands.
09:19You have to say Funga.
09:20I see.
09:21I don't want to say Hammer.
09:23I don't want to say Hammer.
09:26He's trying to get it with just his hands.
09:28He's trying to get it with just his hands.
09:30He doesn't want to say Hammer at the same time.
09:32He's trying to get it with just his hands.
09:34Let's go.
09:35Why do I have to do that?
09:37I don't want to say Hammer.
09:39Funga!
09:40Funga Hammer!
09:41How do I do that?
09:44It's already out there.
09:47He's trying to get it with just his hands.
09:48It's already out there.
09:52He's trying to get it with just his hands.
09:53He doesn't want to say Funga.
09:55He doesn't want to say Hammer.
09:57He doesn't want to say Funga.
09:59He doesn't want to say Hammer.
10:10I'll do it. One person, Funga Hammer.
10:13Deshabaru, Deshabaru.
10:16What do you think?
10:18I really think so.
10:20Funga Hammer. Funga Hammer.
10:23Hammer. Funga. Funga Hammer. I don't want to say it.
10:27I don't want to say it.
10:28I don't want to hear it.
10:30I don't want to hear it.
10:32I don't want to hear it.
10:34I can't do it right.
10:36I can't do it right.
10:37It's hard to do it alone.
10:39I can't do it.
10:40I told you.
10:41You didn't listen to me.
10:43Let's do it 2 or 3 more times.
10:44Don't let us do it 2 or 3 more times.
10:462 or 3 more times.
10:47I'm saying it's getting better.
10:48Now I think Iwakura-chan likes me.
10:52When we started dating,
10:54my brain was destroyed.
10:56No way.
10:58That's too bad.
11:02Mama Tart's Jyanaiho Problem.
11:05The pursuit of Hiwara Shashari continues.
11:09I want to be loved.
11:11I know.
11:12I want to be loved.
11:14Hiwara has been famous since he was a student.
11:17In Kansai, he was called Soshinaka Hiwara.
11:20Really?
11:21That's right.
11:22I enjoyed it at first.
11:24That's why you have that power.
11:26It's too early to show it yet.
11:28It's not just what we think.
11:30There's a live show called K-PRO.
11:34There are a lot of K-PRO live shows.
11:36I don't leave it to the MC because I'm going to show my Shashari.
11:40That's a bit of a digression.
11:42I don't want to be caught by others.
11:43It's not easy to be an MC.
11:45I see.
11:46Which is better?
11:47Is it better to show my Shashari?
11:49Or is it better to not speak at all?
11:50Stop it, you bastard!
11:53You can't speak at all!
11:55You're a cheater!
11:56You're so weak!
11:58You're too weak!
11:59If it were me, I'd better show my Shashari!
12:03Even though you're so yellow?
12:04I'm yellow and I don't have a Shashari!
12:06Then why are you yellow?
12:07Why am I yellow?
12:09Why am I always yellow?
12:11I don't have a Shashari at all!
12:13What kind of person am I?
12:17Why am I yellow and I don't have a Shashari?
12:20I don't know.
12:21Let's go home after watching the night view.
12:23The night view is not beautiful unless you speak.
12:27I don't know.
12:29If you spoke, you would have been more vivid.
12:32I spoke, so I'm not that yellow today.
12:34What's that?
12:35You're yellow.
12:36Hiwara is here now.
12:38I really want to talk about your Shashari.
12:41Speaking of Hiwara,
12:43it's good that he's passionate about comedy,
12:46but what I'm worried about is that
12:48he's just a bit of a show-off.
12:52Hiwara is a show-off.
12:54At that time, he spent about 2 million yen at a nightclub.
12:58That's a lot of money.
13:00I think Hiwara wants to be popular.
13:04I don't know.
13:06He wants to be popular when he's with fat people.
13:09He wants to be seen as a show-off.
13:11He looks like a show-off,
13:13so there are a lot of people who are thin.
13:16He wants to be popular
13:19because he chooses such a fat person as a partner.
13:22His face looks like a show-off.
13:25His face looks like a show-off.
13:28He's so fat.
13:30If he chooses such a fat person,
13:33he wants to be popular,
13:35and Takano wants to be popular, too.
13:37Aikishi is fat.
13:39He wants to be popular.
13:41Do you want to be popular, too?
13:43Me, too.
13:44Shibata, too.
13:45I want to be popular, too.
13:46Really?
13:47I don't want to be popular.
13:50You're handsome.
13:52Hiwara is ugly.
13:55Hiwara is ugly,
13:57and he's fat.
13:59I don't realize it because there are two of us.
14:02I don't need to be popular.
14:05Do you like women?
14:07If I become a comedian,
14:10I want to be a comedian of the Showa era.
14:13That's a different era.
14:15If I become a comedian,
14:17I want to be a comedian of the Edo era.
14:20What?
14:21That's a different era.
14:23You're a liar!
14:25You lied!
14:27If I become a comedian,
14:29Stop lying.
14:31I want to play around in the Edo era.
14:33You're a liar!
14:35Stop lying!
14:37I want to play around in the Edo era.
14:39I want to play around in the Edo era.
14:41I want to be killed and killed.
14:43You play around in the Edo era.
14:45You have to be punished in the Edo era.
14:47That's a different era.
14:49What are you doing?
14:51So, Miyuki, you shouldn't go now.
14:56There's an interesting episode about Himawari, but Hiwa-chan is in it too much, so I can't talk about it.
15:01Actually, there's also a story about Himawari.
15:03It's interesting, isn't it?
15:04Well, she's been on the show many times.
15:06I used to share a room with Ito-chan.
15:10Me too.
15:11And I shared a room with Iwakura.
15:13The four of us shared a room with Iwakura.
15:16Iwakura-chan has a lot of body touches.
15:19Well, she's the only girl.
15:21So, Iwakura-chan likes me.
15:26When Ito-san and Iwakura-san said,
15:29Let's go to the living room.
15:30When we started dating,
15:32my brain was destroyed.
15:34Iwakura-san's brain was destroyed.
15:37Iwakura-san's brain was destroyed.
15:39It wasn't me.
15:40My brain was destroyed.
15:41My brain was destroyed.
15:42No, it wasn't me.
15:44It's a drama.
15:46It's a drama.
15:47I woke up in front of the camera.
15:48It's a drama.
15:49You didn't sleep, did you?
15:50It's like I took a video of you.
15:52Really?
15:53Yes.
15:54I'm confident that you have a word sense.
15:57But Takano doesn't have a word sense.
15:59Stop it.
16:01I don't have a word sense.
16:04I don't have courage or a word sense.
16:06I don't have either.
16:07I just need courage and a word sense.
16:09I just need courage and a word sense.
16:12I don't have either.
16:13Takano, you gave money to Iguchi during the break.
16:17That's not true.
16:18Iguchi gave money to Takano.
16:21You are suspicious.
16:23Takano came to me after the break.
16:25What should I do?
16:26He came to me.
16:27He was kind.
16:28How many times do you save me?
16:31How many times do you save me?
16:33You are kind.
16:34You are kind.
16:35You are kind.
16:36Why don't you kill me?
16:37Why don't you kill me?
16:38Why do you save me so many times?
16:40Why don't you kill me?
16:42You are too kind.
16:44Why do you kill me?
16:46Don't save me.
16:47What's wrong with you?
16:49You are dying, so don't save me.
16:51Do you want to die?
16:52What's wrong with you?
16:53You save me so many times.
16:56How many times do you save me?
17:00I don't understand why you save me so many times.
17:03You should say thank you.
17:05You are too kind.
17:06You are too kind.
17:09You are too kind.
17:11You are very kind.
17:13He was practicing all the time.
17:14He didn't say he was practicing.
17:16He did.
17:18He was practicing.
17:20He has something to say.
17:22He is too kind.
17:24He is like a soccer player who has been playing a year.
17:28He has to remember the feeling of receiving the ball.
17:31His voice will come out.
17:32He keeps talking.
17:33He is too kind.
17:35He has a habit of getting excited.
17:37What do you mean by that?
17:39There's a show called Sentou that I did in the M-1 finals.
17:43Yes, yes, yes.
17:44There's a show called Theme Park.
17:47I saw that show for the first time.
17:50Why are you talking?!
17:51Why can't I talk?!
17:54What kind of comedian is that?!
17:58Funga!
17:59Funga! Funga!
18:00Hammer!
18:01I don't want to say Hammer!
18:02I don't want to say Hammer!
18:03I don't want to say Hammer!
18:04I can't even get on the train by myself!
18:06Don't love me!
18:07Why are you saying you love me?!
18:09Why are you saying you love me when I don't understand you?!
18:12I don't understand you!
18:13Don't love me!
18:15Don't love me!
18:17I don't understand you!
18:18Don't love me!
18:19I don't understand you!
18:20Don't love me!
18:21Don't love me!
18:22I don't understand you!
18:23Can I say something?
18:25You should participate more and show your emotions.
18:28Even though you're so great!
18:31Don't you want to stand out?
18:33I don't!
18:34You don't?
18:35No.
18:36Your wings are amazing!
18:41You're wearing almonds.
18:42Because it's raining!
18:44I thought you got shiny with your wings!
18:47My voice is bad.
18:49If I say about your eardrums,
18:51I'll get more raindrops than you.
18:52The sound.
18:53The raindrops are so strong!
18:55You're humiliating me.
18:57You're humiliating me.
18:58You're humiliating me.
18:59So much rain!
19:01We have all those.
19:03Now he's actually invisible!
19:07He's so white, he's not a squid!
19:09A squid is not a squid!
19:12He's invisible but he's not fresh anymore!
19:19A fresh squid.
19:21He's not a fresh squid!
19:23You should've kissed him!
19:24I should've kissed him!
19:26Why do you love him more?
19:31I'm gonna kill you.
19:33Stop it!
19:35You don't love me.
19:37You don't love me.
19:39Don't look at me.
19:41Why are you kissing me?
19:43I want to kiss you.
19:45Why are you kissing me?
19:47I want to kiss you.
19:49You love me too much.
19:51I'm a comedian.
19:53Why are you kissing me?
19:55Why are you kissing me?
19:57I want to kiss you.
19:59The comedian,
20:01Magio Sans-love,
20:03will finish this show tonight.
20:09Last time,
20:11the new monitor,
20:13Yoko, will survive.
20:15Let's go, Hino-yojin!
20:17Hino-yojin!
20:19Be careful in the battle!
20:23I'm gonna sweat in the battle!
20:25I'm gonna sweat in the battle!
20:27What?
20:29Are you taking a bath after a week?
20:31What are you doing?
20:35You told me to be careful.
20:39Cleanliness is important.
20:41What?
20:43Are you gonna sweat on your back?
20:45Fine.
20:47I'm gonna use the air conditioner.
20:49You love Shimano, don't you?
20:51Yes, I do.
20:55I'm gonna use my energy!
20:59It stopped working.
21:03My energy!
21:05Save me!
21:07Wait!
21:09I'm IRON MAN!
21:11I'm SPIDER MAN!
21:13And I'm DOPE MAN!
21:15Inu!
21:19Eee...
21:21Bordello?
21:24There it is, Sugi-Chan.
21:27That is the Ryuubo.
21:29There it is.
21:30Kangkang version.
21:33It's the Kangkang version.
21:36It's almost at the edge.
21:37Kangkang version is close to that.
21:38It's almost at the edge.
21:39Almost at the edge.
21:40This is 4-dimensional living in 0.
21:45I'm going to be able to do that.
21:47Horiken!
21:49Who's going to be here today?
21:51A bunch of people!
21:53Horiken, you're amazing!
21:55He's a 4D guy.
21:574D guy!
21:59He has to rewind the video to get it back.
22:01He's a salesman.
22:03It's hard to get it back.
22:054D guy.
22:074D guy.
22:09He's a college student
22:11who always drinks Sprite in the bath.
22:13Sprite.
22:15He's a 4D guy.
22:17He's a 4D guy.
22:19He ordered a non-alcoholic beer
22:21at Hamazushi.
22:23The clerk asked him
22:25if he could send it to him.
22:27He's a 4D guy.
22:29He's a 4D guy.
22:31He's amazing.
22:33Thank you very much.
22:35Your partner's car
22:37broke down twice.
22:39I was so nervous when I got in the car.
22:41I thought it was a car
22:43but it was a dog.
22:454D.
22:47The car broke down three times.
22:49The car broke down three times.
22:51The car broke down three times.
22:53The car broke down three times.
22:55It was a rumor.
22:57It wasn't coming down to me.
22:59It wasn't coming down to me.
23:01The next episode.
23:03Have you decided on a place to stay?
23:05Yes.
23:07A big place?
23:09This is Tokyo
23:11I know
23:15The real K-Engineer is in a hurry
23:20And
23:22Sorry, my partner's car broke down 2 times
23:262 times?
23:28Sorry, after that there was a report that it might be defective
23:31Is that true?
23:33Yes
23:352 times?
23:37It's a little bit
23:39It's a little bit
23:41Taker and F-O-D can't miss this
23:45There is nothing we can't eat
23:48We have a new product
23:50It's over
23:52It's over
23:54Cider was so small that only I could hear it
23:57It kept making a sound
23:59It kept making a sound
24:02Cider's lips were as big as the last person who put on lip balm 7 years ago
24:08It was dry
24:10We are trying to fix it
24:14I didn't mean to make a sound
24:17I was trying to help
24:22I thought there was a gap
24:25I was trying to help
24:28I didn't mean to make a sound
24:30It's a disaster
24:32It's a disaster
24:34It's a disaster
24:36If there is a gap like this, someone who can go through it should go
24:39Hikaru-san, you should open it
24:41You should open it