As the barangay captain, Vivian organized an event called "Kilatisin Natin," giving candidates a chance to answer the people’s questions and prove their qualifications for the position.
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00:00I don't know, I don't know who's behind it all
00:03I'm a door angel, door angel, door angel, door angel
00:12Mga kaibigan, relax lang tayo. Marami salamat po sa inyong pagdalon. Dami-dami-dami natin.
00:17Ngayon po, maririnig po natin at makikita natin ang ating mga kandidato for mayor.
00:23Walang iba po ang nasa aking kanan ay ang pambato ng mga bading, si Barbeque!
00:30Barbeque! Barbeque! Barbeque!
00:39At syempre, sandali-sandali mga ka-friends, at syempre pa sa ating kaliwa, eh, hindi may akadating ba naman si Lord MJ?
00:49Kaya, kaya...
00:51Lord MJ! Lord MJ! Lord MJ!
00:53My gosh, my gosh.
00:55Dali, dali. Tumahirig ka kayo. Wala nga siya, no?
00:58Kaya nga dahil wala siya, eh, sino pa?
01:01Syempre may representative siya, kung di si siya.
01:15Okay na?
01:16Kaya simulan na agad ang mga...
01:18Hindi, ngayon po mga kaibigan, magsisimulan na ang forum po ng ating mga candidates.
01:24At pwede niyo po silang tanungin kahit anong pong gusto niyo, okay?
01:28Sige, go! Okay.
01:30Ayan. Ato, hindi paano naman kung manalo kayo, paano naman matatanggal yung mga basura dito sa Rancho Verde, ha?
01:36Ang basura, madali yan.
01:39Ang basura, problema lang yan dahil sa amoy.
01:42So, sasabihin ko kay Lord MJ na magpapangu siya dito, mag-spray siya ng papangu dito.
01:49Lord MJ!
01:51Lord MJ!
01:53Quiet.
01:54Teka, teka.
01:55Para hindi naman efektib, eh. Tiyan mo si Aldapair kasama mo lagi.
01:58Ang baho-baho niyan, eh. Dapat linisan mo muna yung sarili mong bakuran.
02:01Gurang.
02:02Ha?
02:03Ang baho, eh.
02:06Madali lang, madali lang ang solusyon diyan kay Aldapair.
02:11Ha?
02:12O paano?
02:13Aba, hindi gano'ng rilaan. Ididikit ko kayo kay Aldapair araw-araw para masanay kayo sa amoy.
02:19Lord MJ! Lord MJ! Lord MJ!
02:25Okay, okay. Ako naman, saganang aki naman, tuturuan ko ang mga tao ng tama at wastong pagtatapo ng basura.
02:34Okay?
02:35At ang importante niya, malimis natin ang basura sa ating gobyerno at pamahalaan.
02:40Yun ang importante!
02:48Palagay ko, eh, dapat itong ipatapon, eh.
02:51Eh, tingnan mo, ang inuugun na baka yan, eh. Nakakahawa.
02:54Ang sakit niyan. Bakla yan. Bakla yan.
02:59Tapos?
03:00Bakla sakit.
03:03Pwede mo magtatanong?
03:04Oh, nagtanong ka na, eh.
03:06Pwede mo magtanong, detanong yon.
03:09Di ba po ba may kanya-kanyang CR, babae at alake?
03:11Ano? Linawabin mo nga kung magtatanong kayo.
03:14Di ba po ang babae at alake may kanya-kanyang CR?
03:17Tekla, tekla.
03:18Magpayag din po ba kayo magkaroon ng CR, mga bading?
03:20Oo, alam mo.
03:24Eh, bakit pa? Hindi na kailangan magkasariling CR ang bading.
03:28Eh, hindi ba? Gusto nga ninyo, eh, na nakikisi kayo sa mga lalake?
03:32The way, pa side view lang, eh, nakakaboso na kayo?
03:42Lagi kayong nakatanghod sa mga lalake. Nakakakita pa kayo ng papa ninyo doon.
03:49Okay, okay. Ito naman kasi tatanong-tanong pa.
03:52Anlaka-laka naman ang boses mo. Okay.
03:55Matutuwa ka dito, darling, at sa ating mga kagalamay?
03:59Kagalamay, ah? Okay.
04:01Ako, ipapas ko yung bill na yan.
04:04Sa konseho at sa gobyerno ng sudad na ito
04:08na magkaroon nga ng sariling CR, mga bading.
04:15Ato din lang yan.
04:16Pagagandahin natin para ang kaibahan makita nila
04:19kung ang nakalagay-nakalatula sa lalake men, sa babae ladies
04:23palalagay natin sa karatula ng CR ng bading, S-O-S.
04:28Teka, teka, Bobby! Ano yung ibig sabihin ng S-O-S?
04:31S-O-S, seat or stand.
04:43Pwede magtanong, paano naman yung katulad namin mga mayira
04:48na may problema, mga titirad?
04:50Ah, ganun na yan.
04:52Alam mo, ang sabi ni Lord MJ,
04:56mahal kayo, kayong mahihirap, mahal na mahal ni Lord MJ.
05:00Bukas ang buong barangay para sa inyo.
05:02Huwag na ang inyo siyang kakalimutan sa araw ng eleksyon.
05:06Yes!
05:09Lord MJ!
05:10Ano kayang kumalihan na, Tony?
05:12Ang dapat isipin natin para sa kanila,
05:14yung permanente at hindi yung parang pa-promise-promise lang,
05:18permanenting na kalalagin nila para sa panghabang buhay
05:21na ginawa at pag-asa, hindi ba?
05:24Yes!
05:27Sabi nga mo na, Tony, ano yung sinabi, anong mali?
05:29Mali ba ang magmahal sa mahihirap?
05:33Sabi nga, sabi nga ni Lord MJ,
05:35ang mahihirap, dapat may bahay.
05:37Kanya ko, lahat na magaganda, ibabahay ko.
05:41O kaya, mga kaibigan!
05:43Itikin lang muna natin ang bakayan, kaya it's bonding time na!
05:47Bonding! Bonding!
05:50Bonding! Bonding!
05:52Sandali lang! Sandali lang!
05:54Debate kayo ng debate, hindi niyo naman kayo na mag-debate, ha?
05:57Debate kayo ng debate, wala na kang iniisip kundi mag-debate, ha?
06:00Hindi niyo naman naisip yan.
06:01Dapat hindi tayo nag-aaway-aaway.
06:03Dapat hindi tayo nagtatalo-talo.
06:04Ngunit ito lang, dapat natin gilatisin ng araw.
06:07Dapat hindi tayo nagtatalo-talo.
06:08Ngunit ito lang, dapat natin gilatisin ng ating mga kababayan,
06:11ang ating mga kandidato.
06:12Dahil dapat yan, may ingat natin.
06:14Dapat may ingat tayong mamimili ng ating mga kandidato, ha?
06:17Dahil ngayon, usong-uso ang mga dayaan,
06:19ang mga bayaran, at sino-sino mga bumabaliktad?
06:21Sino-sino nga ba ang mga bumabaliktad?
06:23Sino ang mga bumabaliktad?
06:24Sa letter O.
06:25Sa letter O, baligtaran 69.
06:28Bingo!
06:31Usong-uso rin ngayon, ha?
06:32Usong-uso rin ngayon ang mga taksil.
06:34Sino ang mga taksil?
06:35Ikaw!
06:36Ikaw ang taksil!
06:37Ikaw ang taksil!
06:38My baby, baby!
06:39Oh, baby, baby!
06:40Sweet baby, baby!
06:41Why, oh, why, Delilah?
06:43Bakit mo ako iniwan?
06:44Matapos kitang pakainin!
06:45Bihisan!
06:46Bikinan!
06:55Basta lagi yung tatandaan.
06:56Ikaw, lagi yung mong tatandaan.
06:58Pagkatapos patuloyin.
06:59Pagkatapos patuloyin, talong ko agad sa ilog,
07:01baka para mas madaling gumaling.
07:03Oo, tsaka dapat langgasin mo ng daho ng bayabas.
07:06Importante yun.
07:08At syempre,
07:10ang huwag mong kakalimutan,
07:12huwag kang titingin sa babae.
07:13Oo, matis yan!
07:14Baka mga makatitingin sa babae.
07:16Ano? Tutubuan ng kamatis?
07:18Hindi tutubuan ng kamatis yan.
07:20Mangyayari, mamamagat, magmumukang kamatis.
07:24Oo.
07:25Eh, teka lang yun.
07:26Bakit di ka pa sumabay sa kanila?
07:27Tama-tama, vacation ngayon.
07:28Eto ni na ako, dati pa.
07:30Dati pa?
07:31Oo.
07:32O, baka natatakot ka lang magpatuloy?
07:34Hindi, tuloy na ako, sabi ako.
07:36Sige nga, kung talagang tuloy ka,
07:38pakita mo sa amin niya.
07:39Oo nga, pakita mo sa amin.
07:40Wag dito, nakakayay.
07:42Eh, bakit naman?
07:43Eh, tayo tayo lang naman na dito.
07:45O, tinamo, wala naman tao.
07:47Basta buti kung doon.
07:49O, so tara.
07:50Tara, tara.
07:51Hindi pwede, busy ako.
07:52Busy ka?
07:53O, pakita mo na.
07:54Ano ba, papakita mo?
07:55Oo nga, oo nga.
07:56Oo nga, oo nga.
07:57O, gano'n ba?
07:58Oo.
07:59Oo!
08:00Okay, sige.
08:01Pakita mo sa kami nga.
08:02O, wag!
08:03O, nga!
08:04O, tanga diso.
08:05O, tama na, tama na, tama na.
08:07Tama na, tama na.
08:08Oo nga nga.
08:09O, dami.
08:10Hinihiyan naman niyo, itong bata, eh.
08:12Dito lang, ito lang.
08:14Andoo po, sa loob.
08:15O, sige, may inasamit.
08:16Tara, sampaimo na po kayo.
08:17Hinihiyan.
08:19O, o, may.
08:21Tating.
08:22Sopot pa yun?
08:23Ako din, hindi pa yan nabi.
08:24Oo yun, yun.
08:25Yabang, yabang.
08:26Sinasabi, nagpatuloy na tayo.
08:28Oo, yan.
08:29I don't know. Why are you talking so happily?
08:33What are you talking about?
08:35Nothing. We're just talking about...
08:37Tule.
08:39Tule?
08:40What's Tule?
08:41It's like this.
08:43This is...
08:44I don't want to!
08:46I don't want to!
08:47I don't want to!
08:51I don't want to!
08:52I don't want to!
08:54Wait! What's your problem?
08:58I really don't want to.
08:59I can't stay with this woman anymore.
09:01We should break up.
09:03You're so useless.
09:06Wait!
09:07Don't fight.
09:08Tuba, what's your problem?
09:10Why are you fighting?
09:12Do you want me to vote for Barbie?
09:15You should vote for Barbie.
09:17I want to vote for Lord M.G.
09:20You're so strong.
09:21Don't try to side with her.
09:23No, I won't side with anyone.
09:24Are you crying?
09:26You're so strong.
09:28Wait!
09:30Wait!
09:32Wait!
09:34Don't fight.
09:36You're so rude.
09:38You're so rude.
09:40You're here.
09:42Don't fight because of politics.
09:46Respect each other.
09:48Don't fight because of politics.
09:50Don't try to side with anyone.
09:52Don't fight.
09:53Wait!
09:54How long have you been married?
09:57I'm asking you.
09:58How long?
09:5913 years.
10:0013 years?
10:01Yes.
10:02Do you still love her?
10:03Yes.
10:04Do you love her?
10:05Yes.
10:06Okay, kiss.
10:07Kiss.
10:08One more.
10:09Lip to lip.
10:11Lip to lip.
10:12Lip to lip.
10:16That's it.
10:17Right?
10:18Let's go home.
10:20Let's go.
10:21Let's go.
10:22Vivian!
10:23Vivian!
10:24Vivian!
10:25Vivian!
10:26Vivian!
10:27What?
10:28You're always fighting.
10:30Vivian!
10:31What are you doing?
10:32Captain!
10:33I don't have a respirator.
10:34Hey!
10:35Captain Vivian is here.
10:36You're hurting her.
10:37Wait!
10:38Did you hear the news?
10:39Wait!
10:40You're all the same.
10:42Who are you?
10:43The captain is here.
10:44Captain Vivian is here.
10:45I don't have a respirator.
10:46Wait!
10:47Did you hear the news?
10:48There's news.
10:49Barbie Downs is here.
10:51What?
10:52This is Barbie.
10:53It's in the news.
10:54She's...
10:55She's...
10:56She's very angry.
10:57What?
10:58She's very angry?
10:59Yes.
11:00She looks very angry.
11:01But she's not.
11:02She's not.
11:03She's not angry.
11:04She won't lose.
11:05What?
11:06You know that?
11:07Yes.
11:08You know that?
11:09Yes.
11:10Maybe that's why she's angry.
11:11Maybe she feels like she's going to lose.
11:13No.
11:14It's because of her illness.
11:15Because of her health.
11:16No.
11:17She's not angry.
11:18She's not angry.
11:19She's not angry.
11:21No, you're not!
11:22You have a policy.
11:23There!
11:24Why are you fighting?
11:25I don't do that.
11:26You don't have tragedy.
11:27That's not a tragedy!
11:29You know that.
11:30Just look at your attitude.
11:31And your substances don't work.
11:32Don't you know?
11:34I don't know.
11:36Why are you fighting?
11:37Why are you fighting?
11:38Who are you?
11:39What did you do?
11:40Cut him off.
11:41Let him fight?
11:42Are you police?
11:43Why are you two fighting?
11:44Why are you two fighting?
11:45This is misunderstanding.
11:48I don't know.
11:49What are you doing?
11:51Your candidate has already left and given up his body.
11:57Don't tell anyone that I'm being punished.
12:15This is delicious.
12:18I'll grill this for you later.
12:21Wow! Brownies!
12:24This is delicious, Mom.
12:26What brownies?
12:27Isn't that brownies?
12:28Excuse me, that's not brownies.
12:30That's pig blood.
12:32Pig blood?
12:33Yes.
12:35Eww, it smells so bad.
12:36Yuck!
12:37Did you eat that?
12:38What?
12:39You're still talking about that?
12:40Yuck, Mom. What is this?
12:41Wait a minute.
12:42That's pig's head.
12:44I already grilled that earlier.
12:46I don't care anymore.
12:47In this hard life,
12:48you can eat anything you want.
12:52Why is this here?
12:53Yuck, Mom!
12:54Are you still going to buy that?
12:55Look at this.
12:56That's stew.
12:57It's so delicious when you dip it in the sauce I made.
13:00Yuck!
13:01Yes.
13:02What are you doing?
13:03Why are you still selling this?
13:04People will get sick.
13:06You know what?
13:07If we're going to sell this,
13:10we'll have to pay more.
13:12Mom, can I have that?
13:13Wait a minute.
13:14I have a lot of questions.
13:17Mom.
13:18Wait a minute.
13:20I thought you were with Roxie,
13:22the sexy girl you saw in the movies.
13:24Auntie, I just passed by.
13:26I'm applying for a job.
13:29And I want to thank you again.
13:32Oh, my.
13:33That's okay.
13:35Why are you leaving so much food?
13:37Is there a party?
13:38No.
13:39I already grilled that
13:40because I'm going to sell it outside.
13:42What?
13:43Yes, the stew.
13:44I want to add more.
13:45It's hard to find money these days.
13:47Is that so?
13:48Yes.
13:49This is feet.
13:50This is head.
13:51Adidas.
13:52Adidas.
13:53What is this?
13:54This is stew.
13:55Stew?
13:56It's so delicious when you grill it.
13:57You dip it in the sauce I made.
13:58Yuck!
13:59It's so delicious.
14:00Look, Mom.
14:01I told you it's yucky.
14:02Yes.
14:03Yucky.
14:04Yucky.
14:05Yucky.
14:06Yuck.
14:07Yuck.
14:08Yuck.
14:09Yuck.
14:10Yuck.
14:11Can I have three.
14:13Yes, Christian.
14:14Yes, already served.
14:15And one more.
14:16Leopold.
14:17Why are you silent?
14:18Pepe, listen to us first.
14:19Hey!
14:20Pepe!
14:21Hey!
14:22Stop it.
14:23Hey!
14:24Oh, I have some news for you.
14:25Your candidate
14:26already showed up
14:27and gave up his body.
14:28Hey.
14:29He is not telling us anything.
14:30Yes.
14:31Of course.
14:32Maybe you're shy now because you get sick.
14:33Of course.
14:34Of course.
14:35And
14:36your candidate
14:37will not übrigens
14:38to our candidate
14:39and because
14:40Hey, gays, why don't you just move in with us?
14:43Who said that?
14:45We need to talk to Barbie first.
14:48How are you going to talk to her?
14:51She's always like this.
14:55It means she's sick and she has cancer in her stomach.
15:00If you move in with us,
15:02we'll double what Barbie is giving you.
15:05That's not all.
15:08I have a bonus for you.
15:10What is it?
15:12Call the boys.
15:14There's a bonus, Papa?
15:16There's a bonus.
15:22Look at this.
15:24You can be friends with this.
15:26When you're friends, you can also be Papa.
15:29Really?
15:30Can we be close as in close?
15:33Yes, very close.
15:35Tony, what's this?
15:36Looks like someone's cheating.
15:38Forget it.
15:39It's an election.
15:40Cheating is in fashion.
15:42What?
15:43Okay, Authority.
15:44We'll go back to our seats.
15:47Always.
15:48Always.
15:49Always.
15:50Always.
15:51Always.
15:52Ida, Ida.
15:53Your cooking is really a champion.
15:55It's so good.
15:56It's so good.
15:57It's so good.
15:58It's so good.
15:59It's so good.
16:00It's so good.
16:01It's so good.
16:02Come here, Yoyong.
16:03You were eating earlier.
16:04You won't grow up.
16:05Come here, eat.
16:08I really want to grow up and be called a real boy.
16:13Wow.
16:14That's good.
16:15Eat.
16:16I want to continue.
16:20That's good.
16:21Because you'll grow up.
16:23You'll grow up.
16:24You'll grow up.
16:25You'll grow up.
16:26You'll grow up.
16:27You'll grow up.
16:28You'll grow up.
16:29You'll grow up.
16:30You'll grow up.
16:31You're not being scolded by your friends anymore, right?
16:33That's right, Mom.
16:34So, you've decided.
16:35Yes.
16:36Meanwhile, your brother is here.
16:38He doesn't want you to fight anymore.
16:40After this, you'll be able to fight.
16:43Yes, Mom.
16:44I really want to continue.
16:45I don't want to be scolded anymore.
16:49Are you sure?
16:50Yes.
16:51Who will be my assistant?
16:55You, Mom.
16:56You should accompany him.
16:57That's right, Mom.
16:58Me?
16:59Yes.
17:00You're the only one who knows.
17:01I don't know anything.
17:03Right?
17:05Hey, Mom.
17:06Don't look at me like that.
17:08I don't know anything.
17:10Huh?
17:12Oh.
17:13The Boy.
17:14Yes?
17:15Can you take care of Yoyong for now?
17:18You know that Mew is not here.
17:21It's okay.
17:22I have a lot of work to do.
17:25I might forget about it.
17:27But,
17:28what about you?
17:31I'll accompany Yoyong.
17:33I won't be a burden to you.
17:36You're always welcome.
17:37But, promise me.
17:39What?
17:40Don't tell anyone that I'm a detective.
17:43Why?
17:44If my colleagues find out,
17:46I'll be in trouble.
17:48Okay.
17:49Let's keep it a secret.
17:51How about this?
17:52Gita.
17:53It's really delicious.
17:55Thank you for the lunch.
17:56I'll eat first.
17:57I'll look for a good chef.
17:59What kind of chef do you want?
18:01German cat?
18:03Cobra?
18:04Huh?
18:05What is it called?
18:06Laser?
18:07Or do you want Puk-Puk?
18:08Guys.
18:09Huh?
18:10Isn't that bad?
18:11Puk-Puk?
18:12No.
18:13It's Puk-Puk.
18:14It's like a bat.
18:15Puk-Puk.
18:16But, that's not the point.
18:17Let's look for a doctor
18:18so that you won't get hurt.
18:19Okay?
18:20Okay.
18:21Gita, thank you.
18:22Okay.
18:23Thank you, The Boy.
18:24Make it full, The Boy.
18:25All the time.
18:26Oh, good.
18:27Wait.
18:28I'll do the dishes.
18:31You do this.
18:32You do that.
18:33And you do the dishes.
18:35Because I need a stick.
18:39Mom.
18:40Wait a minute.
18:41I'm the one who told you to do the dishes.
18:42Wait.
18:43Wait.
18:44You do the dishes.
18:45Okay?
18:46I'll do it all the time.
18:49But, you know what, Yo-Yo?
18:51It's painful to do it all the time.
18:53You know that?
18:54You won't be able to walk.
18:55You won't be able to take a bath.
18:57And, you'll feel dizzy.
18:59Is it like dancing?
19:01Is it that painful?
19:02Hey!
19:03Women don't do it all the time, right?
19:05No.
19:06If the butt is like a stick,
19:08the butt is like a stick.
19:09That's how it is.
19:10If you do it all the time,
19:12it won't be that painful.
19:14Do you want to do it all the time?
19:17I don't want to.
19:18I don't, I don't.
19:20I don't want to go home.
19:22I don't, I don't.
19:25I don't want to go home.
19:27I don't, I don't.
19:28Yes, Marie.
19:29It's too much, right?
19:30But, wait a minute, Marie.
19:31It's a waste to call you.
19:33It's expensive.
19:34Maybe I should call you online
19:35to save money, right?
19:37Okay.
19:38Okay, bye.
19:39Okay.
19:42Where's my phone?
19:43It's here.
19:45Here.
19:48Hey!
19:49Huh?
19:50What's that?
19:51It's a beautiful afternoon.
19:52We're just calling each other.
19:53You're so annoying.
19:54Huh?
19:55Who are you?
19:56I'm your neighbor.
19:57Huh?
19:58Where's my phone?
19:59Huh?
20:00I don't have money.
20:01I don't care.
20:02I don't want to stay here.
20:04Hey!
20:05I'll see you outside.
20:06You're so annoying.
20:08Hey!
20:10Huh?
20:11What's this?
20:12Why did my house suddenly double?
20:14What's this?
20:15Hey, who are you?
20:16It's a beautiful afternoon.
20:17I'm your neighbor.
20:18Welcome!
20:21Go away!
20:22Are you welcome?
20:23Who are you?
20:24Don't you know that you can't just build a house
20:26without a license?
20:27You don't have to, Captain.
20:29Why?
20:30Who are you?
20:31I'm his boyfriend.
20:32You're so annoying.
20:33You're so cheap.
20:34You're cheap.
20:35You're jealous.
20:36You're even cheaper.
20:37Hey!
20:38They're so big!
20:39So big!
20:42What's going on here?
20:43Look!
20:44Oh my God!
20:46Vivian!
20:47Wow!
20:49Your house is so beautiful!
20:52Beautiful!
20:53What do you mean beautiful?
20:55Can't you see?
20:56They put a...
20:58They put a house there!
21:00Squatters!
21:01Squatter?
21:02Yes!
21:05I thought it was just an extension!
21:07Oh my God!
21:08Bulldozer, tractor, fixon!
21:10All of them are different!
21:11Wow!
21:12It's beautiful!
21:13What's new and beautiful about it?
21:15They just put it there!
21:17Don't make it up!
21:18It's too fast!
21:19Oh my God!
21:20Captain!
21:21You can't let them go!
21:22Especially now during the election!
21:24You know, those votes will go to Atorney's colleagues!
21:28Right?
21:29Don't let them go!
21:30Yes!
21:31They'll get mad!
21:32After that, Atorney will take advantage of it!
21:34That's right!
21:35We're working together to get Atorney's votes!
21:38That's right!
21:39That's right!
21:40That's right!
21:41You have a point!
21:42It should be removed!
21:44I don't want that!
21:45I don't want that!
21:46Just do something!
21:47Get it removed!
21:48I don't want that!
21:49You have a problem!
21:50Your house is beautiful!
21:51It's newly remodeled!
21:53No, no!
21:54They just moved in!
21:56Really?
21:57No, no!
21:58Hi!
21:59Hi!
22:00Well, hello!
22:01Welcome!
22:02Why are you still here?
22:04You miss me, right?
22:06Of course!
22:07You're beautiful!
22:08But you know,
22:09I really want to ask you something.
22:12Do you know a good doctor here?
22:15He's good at surgery!
22:16What?
22:17Surgery?
22:18Yes!
22:19But why?
22:20Who's going to do the surgery?
22:22Well,
22:26it's a secret!
22:27It's a secret?
22:28It's a secret!
22:29What?
22:30Who's going to do the surgery?
22:32Who?
22:33Who?
22:34Who?
22:35Huh?
22:36Hey!
22:37Don't look at me!
22:38Don't look at me!
22:39Three times!
22:40If that's the case,
22:41who's going to do the surgery?
22:43Him!
22:44Do you know who's going to do the surgery?
22:46Who?
22:47Him!
22:48Okay!
22:49Huh?
22:50Huh?
22:51Huh?
22:52Huh?
22:53Huh?
22:54Huh?
22:55Huh?
22:56Huh?
22:57Huh?
22:58Huh?
22:59Huh?
23:00Huh?
23:01Huh?
23:02Huh?
23:03Huh?
23:04Huh?
23:05Huh?
23:06Huh?
23:07We're exercising vacation!
23:08We're exercising vacation!
23:09We're exercising vacation!
23:10Actually,
23:16we'll have a serious problem
23:18if Barbi left.
23:20What now?
23:21At corny is going to have
23:23a big influence here in the municipality?
23:26What will we do?
23:30Maybe that's why
23:31she switched you to the captain?
23:33You know,
23:34we should tell Barbian
23:36Where's Barbie?
23:38Oh, right.
23:43Hello, people! Hello!
23:46Hello! Hello!
23:48Why did you leave without talking to me?
23:51Vivian, I didn't leave. I was waiting for you.
23:56Barbie, it's obvious that you left because you're sick.
24:03That's a weird gossip.
24:05Just a cough. I have a sore throat.
24:09Your supporters are going crazy.
24:12They said you're going to back out.
24:14Excuse me. It's obvious that Athorne will do it again.
24:17He's really good at nothing.
24:19Oh, my.
24:23That's Barbie!
24:25They said you're in the ICU.
24:27What? ICU?
24:29That's too much.
24:31I don't believe it. My Barbie girls are still behind me.
24:35What do you mean behind you?
24:37All of your Barbie girls are with Athorne.
24:39Athorne said you're already in a coma.
24:41What? ICU, coma?
24:43Next time, I'll be in a coma.
24:45That's too much.
24:47It means that my supporters are going crazy.
24:51I'm going to kick their asses.
24:55How?
24:57It's easy.
24:59I'll go to the table.
25:01I'll go slowly.
25:03I'm going to kick their asses.
25:05Wait.
25:07I thought you're still in a coma.
25:09Who said that?
25:11Who said that?
25:13When I'm angry,
25:15I feel like something is going in my body.
25:19Something is going out?
25:21Yes, Athorne.
25:23Don't be defensive.
25:25For example, I'll shoot.
25:27I'll shoot.
25:29Right first.
25:31Left first.
25:33Good defense.
25:35I'll be defensive.
25:37Like this.
25:39When I'm angry, I'll do this.
25:41That's right.
25:43I'll pass it to you.
25:45I'll pass it to you.
25:49Ouch!
25:51You hit me.
25:53Ouch!
25:55It hurts.
25:57I'm sorry.
25:59I didn't mean to hit you.
26:03I'm sorry.
26:05I didn't mean to hit you.
26:07Where are you from?
26:09We're from the doctor.
26:11Why do you look pale?
26:13We're from the cinema, right?
26:15Yes.
26:17We're from the cinema.
26:19That's why you look pale.
26:21Why do you look pale?
26:23That's nothing.
26:25He's fast.
26:27That's what I'm talking about.
26:29He's fast.
26:31I'm confused.
26:33What's going on?
26:35Does it still hurt?
26:39No, it's okay.
26:43Ouch!
26:45What's going on?
26:47Nothing.
26:49Wait.
26:51I feel something.
26:53What do you feel?
26:55I think...
26:59Son!
27:01You're acting weird.
27:03You're old.
27:05I'm not old.
27:09You look like an American.
27:11I'm not an American.
27:13I'm a German.
27:15Germans don't act like that.
27:17Germans don't act like that.
27:19So?
27:21So?
27:23So?
27:27Let's go, girl!
27:29What are you planning to do?
27:33I'm going to hit on Bibiang.
27:45It's so hot.
27:47It's good that Jolo has a special halo-halo.
27:51Jolo, thanks for the blowout ham.
27:53It's okay.
27:55Jolo's bar is making a lot of money.
27:57People are taking advantage of it
27:59while it's not yet late.
28:01That's right.
28:03Son!
28:05We're having a campaign.
28:07We're having a hard time with the campaign.
28:09You should just relax.
28:11I'm also part of the campaign.
28:13I'm also part of it.
28:15What?
28:17You're also part of it?
28:19Yes, I'm part of it.
28:21You should vote for Lord MJ.
28:23You're not the only one.
28:25Wait a minute.
28:27They're not botanists.
28:29They're beautifiers.
28:31They're beautifiers.
28:33They're beautifiers.
28:35They're beautifiers.
28:37Hello!
28:39Hi!
28:41Hey!
28:43Let me tell you something.
28:45These people have changed.
28:47They're men now.
28:49Is that true?
28:51Yes.
28:53Hey!
28:55What are you doing?
28:57That's not Barbie.
28:59And why, Tony?
29:01Do you think you're the only one?
29:03They're my new Barbie girls.
29:05They've also changed.
29:07Barbie!
29:09What are you doing?
29:11Come here.
29:13New Barbie girls.
29:15Let's campaign.
29:17Campaign?
29:19You're going backwards.
29:21Who said that?
29:23You're going backwards.
29:25We're going backwards.
29:27You know what?
29:29That's not true.
29:31If anyone goes backwards,
29:33I'm going backwards.
29:35You know that.
29:37You're going backwards.
29:39You're going backwards.
29:41Let's go, girls.
29:43Let's go, girls.
29:55What's that?
29:59This is the small intestine.
30:03This is the adidas.
30:07And this is the walkman.
30:13You're reacting again.
30:15Mommy might get mad at you.
30:17You're the ones
30:19who make people want to buy this.
30:21No, Mom.
30:23What?
30:25It smells delicious.
30:27Okay.
30:29Yes!
30:31Barbie is here to prove
30:33that she doesn't matter in a fight.
30:37Hello, everybody.
30:39I just want to prove to you
30:41that what Vivian said is true.
30:43I'm not going backwards.
30:45I'm just doing what I'm told.
30:47I'm sure of that.
30:49Wow.
30:51Barbecue.
30:53That's delicious.
30:55Barbie, you're free.
30:57Barbecue?
30:59Sure.
31:01Get everyone.
31:03Wait.
31:05Excuse me.
31:07That's illegal campaigning.
31:09Excuse me.
31:11What's illegal campaigning?
31:13What did you call that, Atty?
31:15Barbecue.
31:17Barbecue.
31:19You called it.
31:21What did I call it?
31:23Atty,
31:25you're alone.
31:27Alone?
31:29Let them be.
31:31Okay.
31:33Read this.
31:35It's written on the barbecue stick.
31:37Read it.
31:39What's this?
31:41Vote Lord MJ for Mayor.
31:43Wait.
31:45Mom,
31:47what's this?
31:49Why is it written
31:51Vote Lord MJ for Mayor?
31:53Does that mean you're already with MJ?
31:55Are you a woman?
31:57No, I'm not.
31:59Why is it written
32:01on the barbecue stick?
32:03I ran out of barbecue sticks.
32:05So, Aldefe
32:07will give me a supply.
32:09Aldefe.
32:11Hey,
32:13what do you want to do here?
32:15Barbecue.
32:17Barbecue.
32:19That's not a barbecue.
32:21What?
32:23That's illegal.
32:25That's illegal.
32:27That's illegal.
32:29That's illegal.
32:31That's illegal.
32:33That's illegal.
32:35That's illegal.
32:37That's illegal.
32:39Aldefe.
32:41Tony, come here.
32:43Do you know?
32:45According to the latest survey,
32:47I can see
32:49that 90%
32:51of Rancho Verde
32:53is for Lord MJ.
32:55Tony,
32:57we need to work on Vivian
32:59so she can come back to us.
33:01That's right.
33:03She's Barbie's strongest leader.
33:05We need to do something
33:07about Vivian.
33:09What are you planning to do?
33:11I'll beat Vivian.
33:13You'll beat Vivian?
33:15Yes,
33:17right now.
33:19It's almost time.
33:21I need to convince her
33:23to come back.
33:25Tony, when are you going to do it?
33:27Well,
33:29later tonight.
33:31I'll beat Vivian
33:33when I'm ready.
33:49Sinta Boy!
33:51Yes?
33:53He got fired!
33:55He got fired?
33:57He got fired by Dr. Cation.
33:59I think
34:01that's what he's saying.
34:03He's going to sue him
34:05so he can get a job.
34:07A job?
34:09What kind of job has that kind of requirement?
34:11How about a macho dancer?
34:13Macho dancer?
34:15You seem to know a lot.
34:17I don't know anything.
34:19He's just telling stories to the gays.
34:21Tony!
34:23What's wrong with you?
34:25Sinta Boy is courting me
34:27and he still hasn't accepted it.
34:29You know, Vivian,
34:31that's what I'm wondering.
34:33I threw the ball
34:35and it didn't hit hard
34:37but it hit
34:39the fence.
34:41Yes.
34:43Really?
34:45Yes.
34:47I'm just saying
34:49Dr. Cation?
34:51Are you going to repeat that?
34:53That's evidence.
34:55Okay.
34:57It's better
34:59if I go to Nanay Edang.
35:01I can feel
35:03if there are
35:05wild leaves or
35:07anything.
35:09What kind of feeling?
35:11If there are cockroaches.
35:13I'll go with you.
35:15Wait.
35:17I have to go.
35:19I have to go to the barangay.
35:21Captain, we're going to the barangay.
35:23Who's this?
35:25He's a swatter.
35:27What are you doing here?
35:29Honey, get out.
35:31There's someone with him.
35:33Wait.
35:35Are you really a couple?
35:37Yes.
35:39Kiss on the forehead.
35:41Kiss on the ear.
35:43Hug.
35:47Let's go.
36:17I don't want to wear a skirt.
36:19I don't want to wear a skirt.
36:21You can wear this.
36:23You have a lot of skirts.
36:25You can wear this.
36:27Skirt?
36:29That's for women.
36:31It's embarrassing.
36:33This is what we use
36:35so it won't get sticky.
36:37I don't want to wear it.
36:39They said it's for women.
36:41And I'll smell old.
36:43And maybe Ate Gigi will laugh at me.
36:45I won't laugh at you.
36:47You're so annoying.
36:49Let's go.
36:51Let's see what it looks like.
36:53Wait.
36:55Don't you want to wear it?
36:57I don't want to.
36:59I'll take care of it.
37:01I'll convince them.
37:03I'll get the ball.
37:05Come with me.
37:07I haven't been hit by a ball yet.
37:09Really?
37:11Don't sit down.
37:13What's the problem?
37:15Wear this.
37:17I don't want to.
37:19It's embarrassing.
37:21No, it's not.
37:23Wear this.
37:25Let me show you.
37:27It hurts.
37:35Okay.
37:37Wear this.
37:39Hi!
37:43Davoy?
37:45What's that?
37:47Why are you wearing a skirt?
37:49It's not for me.
37:51It's for Yoyong.
37:53No, it's not.
37:55It's not for me.
37:59Why?
38:01It hurts.
38:03Davoy, here are the bay leaves.
38:05I'll boil them.
38:07Boil them.
38:09Okay.
38:11Davoy?
38:13Mom?
38:15Give me some.
38:17What?
38:19I feel dizzy.
38:29What's that?
38:31I don't know.
38:37They're so cute.
38:39You're so cute.
38:41Look at them.
38:43They're so funny.
38:47Why did you move the basketball?
38:49How can I move it?
38:51I'm not holding the remote.
38:53Sorry.
38:55We're just watching a basketball game.
38:57How can you move it?
38:59Here's the remote.
39:01Here's the remote control.
39:03It's a good game.
39:05I have something to tell you.
39:07What is it?
39:09Atorney is planning something bad for your sister.
39:11He's going to rape her.
39:13Is that true?
39:15Yes, I heard it.
39:17He said he's going to rape your sister.
39:19He'll do anything.
39:21No.
39:23It can't happen.
39:25If he comes to me,
39:27I'll kill him before it happens.
39:29Why did he say that?
39:31If he comes to me,
39:33I'll kill him.
39:35We're just watching a game.
39:37Don't make noise.
39:39You're so arrogant.
39:41This is your house.
39:43Who do you think you are?
39:45Who do you think you are?
39:47Don't make noise.
39:49Get out.
39:51Get out.
39:53You're so bad.
39:55You're worse than a cockroach.
39:57My heart aches.
39:59You're so bad.
40:01You were operated by Atorney's son.
40:03You broke up with the federation.
40:05What kind of people are you?
40:07Why?
40:09Why?
40:11Answer me.
40:13I'm not a sergeant.
40:15Why are you so close?
40:17Answer me.
40:19Look at him, Barbie.
40:21Look at him.
40:23He's so stubborn.
40:25He's so manly.
40:27He's not my boss.
40:29Don't underestimate yourselves.
40:31That's why we're with Atorney.
40:33Because you said you're backing out.
40:35You're so annoying.
40:37I don't have a car.
40:39I'm not backing out.
40:41If that's the case,
40:43Atorney will do it again.
40:45Because the election is near.
40:47Atorney is so desperate.
40:49He'll do everything.
40:51You're right.
40:53Especially now.
40:55His supporters are mad at me.
40:57If that's the case,
40:59I don't have a seat for you.
41:01Right, sisters?
41:03Look at him.
41:05Can you talk like that?
41:07Huh?
41:09What are you talking about?
41:11Why? Do you have a complaint?
41:13Yes, I have a complaint.
41:15I think he wants to fight.
41:17I have a complaint.
41:19I think he wants to fight.
41:21I think he wants to fight.
41:23You were given relief goods.
41:25Are you going to vote?
41:27I don't have to get you.
41:39Everyone, I have good news.
41:41Mayor Lord MJ is giving away
41:43some relief goods.
41:45Here.
41:47Give them to him.
41:49Mayor Lord MJ is so kind.
41:51He said we can live here.
41:53Right, Atorney?
41:55You have a loan from
41:57Mayor Lord MJ.
41:59But he'll pay it soon.
42:01He'll vote
42:03in the next election.
42:05Then, you'll be paid.
42:07You're so lucky.
42:09Atorney,
42:11I'm so happy.
42:13He's giving it away.
42:15He's coming to us.
42:17Are you sure?
42:19Yes, I heard it.
42:21What should we do?
42:23Let's just follow him.
42:25Okay.
42:29Mayor Lord MJ is coming.
42:31What's this?
42:33Sardines.
42:35This is old.
42:37Old clothes?
42:39Then, he used this.
42:41Oh,
42:43he's crying.
42:45It's just relief goods.
42:47What's your job here?
42:49Squatter.
42:51A lot of people
42:53are complaining here.
42:55So, as the barangay captain,
42:57you need to leave.
42:59Ma, we're not leaving.
43:01Mayor said we're staying.
43:03Yes, he gave us
43:05old clothes and cans.
43:07We'll vote for him.
43:09If he gave you a can of paint,
43:11you'll get married.
43:13He just gave you relief goods.
43:15You'll vote for him?
43:17Mayor Lord MJ said
43:19yes.
43:21You know, during elections,
43:23all the poor people
43:25are loved by the candidates.
43:27Sometimes, they even give their children.
43:29That's right.
43:31After the election,
43:33they'll forget about your promises.
43:35That's right.
43:37And you know,
43:39those are just temporary relief goods.
43:41They'll be gone soon.
43:43Mayor, the important thing is
43:45to find a place to live
43:47and programs
43:49to make your life
43:51permanent.
43:53You know,
43:55if you're given a fish,
43:57you'll have food for a day.
43:59But if you're beaten by a fish,
44:01you'll have fish for the rest of your life.
44:03I think you're wrong.
44:05That's what I read.
44:07You're wrong.
44:09Wait a minute.
44:11Don't fight.
44:13But if the mayor gives you a relocation,
44:15are you allowed to leave
44:17here in Barangay Rancho Verde?
44:19Yes, as long as there's a house
44:21and a place to live, we're allowed.
44:23Okay.
44:25I have an idea, Bibian.
44:27If I win,
44:29remember,
44:31you'll all have
44:33relocations
44:35and programs
44:37to make your life permanent.
44:39You think those are just promises?
44:41Excuse me.
44:43I don't know how to make promises.
44:45Promise.
44:47Promise?
44:55Bibian,
44:57are you alone?
44:59Tony!
45:01Wait a minute.
45:03I need to talk to you.
45:05Wait a minute.
45:07I need to talk to you.
45:09Tony, don't come near me.
45:11You're alone.
45:13Tony!
45:15I need to talk to you.
45:17Wait a minute.
45:19Don't come near me.
45:21Don't come near me!
45:23I'm not hitting you.
45:25I need to talk to you.
45:27I need to talk to you.
45:29Wait a minute.
45:31I need to talk to you.
45:33You're a rapist!
45:35You're a rapist!
45:37What do you mean?
45:39What do you mean?
45:41You raped my sister!
45:43Who told you that?
45:45Grandma told me.
45:47She heard it.
45:49You said you raped my sister.
45:51Yes, you're wrong.
45:53What's wrong?
45:55You lied.
45:57I said I'd rape her,
45:59but I meant
46:01I'd rape her during the election.
46:03I lied to Barbie.
46:05I didn't rape her.
46:07I want you to vote for Lord MJ
46:09not Barbie.
46:11I'll kick your ass.
46:13You're the...
46:15You're the rapist.
46:17You're the rapist.
46:19What are you doing?
46:21Here's Jolo.
46:23Why?
46:25He's a rapist.
46:27Let's do it.
46:29You're the rapist.
46:31I always get you.
46:33You're the rapist.
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47:05I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I
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50:09Come on everybody now
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