With election day fast approaching, Vivian (Rufa Mae Quinto) is in full campaign mode for her chosen mayor. But can she educate her whole barangay into voting the same way?
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00:00♪ Idol, idol, idol, go to hell, hey! Idol! ♪
00:05♪
00:08Is it okay?
00:09Oh my God! Stop it!
00:11Hey, hey! Stop it!
00:13It's repetitive!
00:14This is live!
00:16It's not live! It needs minus one!
00:18I'll give you a minus one!
00:20Go in! Jotaro!
00:22This is nice!
00:23Because Gladys and the box with Kato!
00:25I like that band! And K, they're so beautiful!
00:28Wow! And sexy!
00:29Okay, hurry up!
00:30You're taking too long!
00:31♪
00:35I hope this is a hit!
00:36♪
00:38It's fun! It's beautiful!
00:40♪
00:41Isn't it nice?
00:42Come here! Come here!
00:44Isn't it nice?
00:45What is that? Hey!
00:46What minus one is that?
00:48It also has a beat!
00:50You're all vampires! You're all arrogant!
00:52Why?
00:53Listen to this!
00:54What song is this?
00:55This is the original of minus one!
00:57What?
00:58Minus one!
00:59My friend is really going to play the guitar!
01:01Minus one!
01:02Yes!
01:03Manny, come here!
01:04Guitar and minus one?
01:05Yes!
01:06Give it to me!
01:07Wait, how did it become minus one?
01:09Your hand is minus one!
01:10What?
01:11It's going to play the guitar!
01:12That?
01:13The original!
01:14It's good!
01:15Manny, show us!
01:16It's just one finger!
01:17What is that?
01:18What?
01:19♪
01:21Wow!
01:22Wow!
01:23Wow!
01:24Wow!
01:26Wow!
01:27It's a Zazie!
01:29Wow!
01:30It's beautiful!
01:31It's beautiful!
01:32It's like there's a sonnet!
01:34It's beautiful!
01:35Hey!
01:36Hey, look at me!
01:37Look at your walls!
01:38It's like you're telling your posters, right?
01:39Yeah!
01:40Hey, I have some news to tell!
01:41Hey!
01:42Hey!
01:43Hey!
01:44Hey!
01:45Hey!
01:46Hey!
01:47Hey, listen to me!
01:48What song is this?
01:49This is the original of minus one!
01:50That's funny!
01:51Our candidate's posters are funny!
01:52I can't believe this!
01:53It hurts my eyes!
01:54Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:56Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:57You're not yet a family.
01:59Yes.
02:00You're a family.
02:02You're fighting because of politics.
02:04Your rating is still low.
02:06You're still fighting.
02:08Let's just do it like this.
02:11So there won't be any trouble.
02:13No.
02:14I'm the fan.
02:15You're wrong.
02:16Okay.
02:17Tony, you're also covering our posters.
02:20Yes.
02:21Yes.
02:22You're right.
02:25You're right.
02:26You're right.
02:31Wait. Wait. Wait.
02:33Excuse me.
02:34What's going on here?
02:36This is Tony.
02:37This is Tony, the Captain.
02:39What?
02:40Covering the posters?
02:42Yes, of course.
02:43I'm really a fan of the posters.
02:45Why?
02:46What's wrong with that?
02:47Wait a minute, Tony.
02:49Don't be too hot-headed.
02:51It's not right what's happening right now.
02:53What are we going to do?
02:55You know, this area is a common area for posters.
02:59So, in short, we all need to have a shared space.
03:05If you have a candidate, you can share it.
03:09So that there's no confusion.
03:10That's right!
03:11That's right!
03:12That's right!
03:13Puwakaw!
03:14Yeah!
03:15Let's have puwakaw here.
03:16What are we going to do?
03:18Okay, give it all to Odette.
03:20So that there's no confusion.
03:22It's my turn.
03:23Odette is going to share all of it.
03:25Fair is fair.
03:26Okay, okay.
03:27Hurry up.
03:28Okay, promise.
03:29Fair is fair.
03:31Okay?
03:32No confusion.
03:33Don't fight.
03:34I'm going to put it here.
03:36Don't fight.
03:37Okay?
03:38It's okay.
03:39It's okay.
03:40They're gone.
03:41They're gone.
03:42Hurry up.
03:44Nothing.
03:45Nothing.
03:46Hurry up.
03:47It's done.
03:48It's done.
03:49It's done.
03:56Is it already done?
03:57It's already done.
03:58Hurry up.
04:07Done.
04:08It's done.
04:09It's done.
04:10Hurry!
04:11Who's right?
04:13Let's find out who's right and who's wrong.
04:15Okay.
04:16Let's call Pantay.
04:17Let's go, friends!
04:19It's puntering time!
04:23Wait, wait, wait.
04:24Mine first.
04:25Mine, mine.
04:26Mine.
04:27Hold on, Pawe.
04:29Don't push it.
04:31Do this.
04:33You can do it.
04:35Mine.
04:36Mine.
04:37We'll support you all the way.
04:39This is how you vote.
04:41Vote, vote.
04:43You don't know who to vote for.
04:46This is the only thing that you do.
04:48Whatever it is.
04:49Whatever the matter is.
04:50You should always know who to vote for.
04:52You should know their platforms.
04:54Not just their jobs.
04:57You should know that.
04:59You should know that.
05:00They should be given their lives, blood, sweat, and guts
05:04for our country.
05:06For the prosperity of our country.
05:08They should be given that.
05:10They should be given these two.
05:11Chongtut, Pararepa, and Pistolits.
05:13It's either A or B.
05:14A or B.
05:15Chongtut, Pararepa, and Pistolits.
05:19What's that?
05:20We'll be late for the mass.
05:22Let's just do it again until we reach the place.
05:26Huh?
05:27Is that a movie?
05:30Wait, wait.
05:35You're so annoying!
05:38What's that?
05:40Cow?
05:42Tita Idang!
05:43Why are you punching me?
05:45I'm really angry.
05:46No, I was just surprised.
05:48I thought you were an enemy.
05:50Why are you fighting there?
05:52I'm not fighting.
05:53I'm just begging.
05:55You're begging?
05:56You're really begging.
05:58You're punching both of them.
05:59And you're punching the third one.
06:00You're really begging.
06:02Tita.
06:03I don't want to beg.
06:04I just punched them so they'll stop.
06:06This kid is really annoying.
06:08Why did you come here?
06:10I was looking for you.
06:12Tita, is this Gigi?
06:15Yes, that's my cousin.
06:17You're so big.
06:18I used to come here when you were small.
06:20You were running around without your panties.
06:23I didn't buy panties then.
06:25There's a bloomer.
06:26But he's already 18.
06:28Oh, this is your cousin.
06:31Because he's also your cousin.
06:33Your cousin.
06:34I knew it.
06:35We're going to have a baby.
06:36Because he's already handsome.
06:37I know, right?
06:38Trans in the blood.
06:39Right?
06:40We're going to have a baby.
06:41We're going to have a baby.
06:42Wait.
06:43I'll ask you again.
06:44Why are you here?
06:45What are you doing?
06:46I was really looking for you.
06:47I was looking for you.
06:48Me?
06:49Yes.
06:50You were looking for me?
06:51Yes.
06:52Why?
06:53Tita, it's sad.
06:55My house was flooded.
06:58Your house was flooded?
07:00Yes.
07:01You mean, it was lost?
07:02Yes.
07:03You're so pitiful.
07:04Where do you live?
07:05I live in my jeepney.
07:07Wherever I park, that's where I sleep.
07:09Oh, right.
07:10You park your jeepney, right?
07:12Yes.
07:13Wait.
07:14It's better if you stay at home for now.
07:16And then, if it floods again,
07:18maybe your house will come back to you.
07:21It will take a long time.
07:23You're right.
07:24You know, my cousin is not here.
07:26So, it's okay.
07:27He's our cousin.
07:28Thank you, Tita.
07:30Tita, you're right.
07:31I was looking for you.
07:32I know you can help me.
07:34Of course.
07:35Anytime.
07:36Where are you going?
07:37I'm going to the church.
07:38Church?
07:39Yes.
07:40I'll take you there.
07:41What?
07:42Yes.
07:43You see?
07:44You're so lucky.
07:45Tita, Tita.
07:46Yes?
07:47We might have 5 liters left.
07:48The gas is already empty.
07:51I told you.
07:52Sometimes, you're lucky.
07:55Tita, come here.
07:57Come here.
07:58Let's go.
07:59Let's go.
08:04Are you guys ready?
08:05Listen to what the captain said.
08:07He promised.
08:08He promised.
08:09Captain, it's okay.
08:11It's okay?
08:12It's okay.
08:13My fellow barangay residents,
08:15this is what I want to tell you.
08:17Do you see that?
08:18Barbecue.
08:19That's not about food.
08:21Okay?
08:22I endorse barbecue for mayor.
08:26Because only barbecue is a real mayor
08:29that we should vote for.
08:31Okay?
08:32Captain, do you have a place?
08:34What?
08:35What place?
08:36Ms. Remi, there's no place here.
08:39It's just for volunteers.
08:42Okay?
08:43Lugi.
08:44Lugi.
08:45Lugi.
08:46What do you mean by lugi?
08:48You're just looking for money?
08:50Don't you know that you're more lugi there?
08:53You're more lugi if, for example,
08:55you accept the money
08:56and if he wins,
08:58he votes for it.
08:59What will happen?
09:00The candidate will just return the money
09:04to you.
09:05Yes.
09:06Is that so?
09:07Yes.
09:08That's why we should vote for barbecue.
09:10That's right.
09:11Because he will remove
09:12those systems.
09:14He will clean up
09:15the new politics.
09:17Okay?
09:18Okay.
09:19Okay, let's barbecue.
09:20Barbecue.
09:21Barbecue.
09:22We can't do it anymore.
09:23We can't do it anymore.
09:24We can't do it anymore.
09:25Okay.
09:26Thank you, barbecue.
09:27You're so good.
09:29My fellow villagers,
09:30the mayor is telling
09:32his opponent, barbecue,
09:34that he has a meeting later
09:37and he will give 1 kilo of rice
09:39to everyone who attends the meeting.
09:42Atty., what's wrong with you?
09:44Don't do this to the people.
09:47Don't you know
09:48that you won't be able to send
09:49such people anymore?
09:50They don't care about money.
09:52They don't care about groceries.
09:54They have changed.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:57I'm sorry.
09:58I'm just saying.
09:59But he's adding that
10:01aside from 1 kilo of rice,
10:03he will give 300 pesos to everyone.
10:06That's all.
10:08How much?
10:09300 pesos.
10:10300 pesos.
10:11Okay, I'll see you
10:12at the plaza later.
10:13Okay, bye.
10:14Can I go home for a while?
10:16I'll just cook.
10:17Is that so?
10:18Yes.
10:20Captain, I'm leaving.
10:21Where are you going?
10:22I'm going to cook.
10:26Where are you going?
10:27I'm going to cook.
10:29You're going to cook?
10:31Oh, no.
10:33I forgot what I ate.
10:35I have to cook.
10:36Hey, hey, bro.
10:38I know you eat a lot of rice.
10:40It's already burnt.
10:41But you didn't cook.
10:43You just bought it from the store.
10:44Stop it.
10:45You know,
10:46we should have a barbecue, right?
10:48A new politician.
10:50The two of us
10:51should join forces.
10:53Help me
10:54so that this society will prosper.
10:59What is it?
11:00Captain.
11:01What is it?
11:02Why is your head hot?
11:04Coward.
11:05Here are the reports.
11:07Coward.
11:09I need you.
11:11Captain.
11:12You.
11:13I don't like cowards.
11:15No, not now.
11:16Come on.
11:17Give me a hug, please.
11:19I can't take it.
11:22I support.
11:24I support.
11:26I support.
11:27I support.
11:29The barbecue.
11:30The barbecue.
11:32Yes, thank you.
11:34Poor Tuning.
11:35Does he live around here?
11:36Tuning?
11:37Tuning?
11:38Tuning?
11:39Tuning?
11:40Tuning?
11:41Tuning?
11:42Idol.
11:43Idol.
11:44Idol.
11:45Idol.
11:46Idol.
11:47Idol.
11:48Idol.
11:49Idol.
11:50Idol.
11:51Idol.
11:52Idol.
11:53Come on.
12:04Come on, people.
12:07Okay, sway.
12:12I'll give you a ride.
12:16I'll give you a ride.
12:19I'll give you a ride.
12:22I'll give you a ride.
12:28Where did you get that?
12:35Thank you very much.
12:38Imagine if it wasn't for your free passion.
12:41Maybe there wouldn't be so many people.
12:43But now, there are a lot of people.
12:45Barbecue will be happy.
12:47Of course, right?
12:48Barbecue is also a candidate.
12:50Of course.
12:51Of course, right?
12:53Of course.
12:54Where is Vivian?
12:55Where are you?
12:56Yes.
12:57Right?
12:58Yes.
12:59There are a lot of people in Barbecue's campaign.
13:01Our campaign will be successful.
13:04Our campaign will be successful.
13:15Here it is.
13:17My friends,
13:19your long-awaited candidate
13:22who will change our country.
13:26There's no one else
13:27if not our supporter,
13:31Mayor Barbie Kilantang.
13:34In short,
13:35Barbecue.
13:41Barbecue!
13:42Barbecue!
13:43Barbecue!
13:44Barbecue!
13:45Barbecue!
13:46Barbecue!
13:47Barbecue!
13:48Barbecue!
13:49Barbecue!
13:50Barbecue!
13:51Barbecue!
13:52Yeah!
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56My body is still stiff.
14:00Thank you, Vivian,
14:01and to all of you for coming here.
14:04Don't forget my beauty
14:05in the upcoming election.
14:08Yeah!
14:11We don't want a gay mayor here.
14:17We need a male mayor
14:21because he's macho and manly.
14:24Daddy's right.
14:26And we can't trust that parlourist.
14:29Excuse me.
14:30Excuse me.
14:31I beg to disagree.
14:32That's not in a person's nature
14:35to be a boy, a girl,
14:37a shampoo and conditioner
14:39as in two-in-one.
14:40That's not in a person's nature.
14:42It's in their heart.
14:43It's in their walk.
14:45Just like me,
14:46I assure you
14:47that I will live up to your expectations.
14:49Even if you kill me,
14:50I will live up to your expectations.
14:51Yeah!
14:53Thank you, Ivan.
14:56Why?
14:57Are you going to kill me?
14:58Che!
14:59And you know what?
15:00Just move to our campus.
15:02And vote for our candidate for mayor.
15:04And we will always give you a free ride.
15:06I have an idea.
15:08If any of you
15:09votes for Barbecue,
15:11you can go on a date with me.
15:13Okay.
15:14Barbee! Barbee! Barbee!
15:18Barbee! Barbee! Barbee!
15:19Amazing!
15:21Really amazing!
15:23Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
15:24Amazing!
15:25Both of you are amazing!
15:27Amazing!
15:28I want to repeat what you said.
15:30Amazing!
15:31Amazing!
15:32So, everyone,
15:34as you can see,
15:35you can vote for Cagawad Moreno.
15:37Amazing!
15:41Barbecue!
15:42Mayor Barbecue!
15:44Barbecue!
15:45Barbecue!
15:46Mayor Barbecue!
15:48Hold on! Hold on!
15:49Hold on!
15:50I just want to know,
15:51do you really support me?
15:53Yes, we do.
15:55Okay.
15:56I want us to fight.
15:57Okay.
15:58Fight!
15:59Okay.
16:00Line up here.
16:01Okay.
16:03Okay.
16:05Okay.
16:10Okay.
16:12Okay.
16:23Yes, thank you.
16:34Let's go.
16:35All right.
16:36Push.
16:37Okay.
16:38Okay.
16:52Hold on!
16:53Hold on!
17:00Attention!
17:02Listen up!
17:04You,
17:05you,
17:06members of the Armed Forces of the Philippines,
17:10listen up!
17:12You're already fighting.
17:14You're just seeing a man.
17:16What are you?
17:18That's right.
17:19You're embarrassing us.
17:20What?
17:21Shame on you!
17:22Didn't you see him?
17:23He's so handsome.
17:24And he's so macho.
17:27What was the last thing you said?
17:29I said,
17:30he's so macho.
17:32Whatever!
17:34Show some respect to yourselves.
17:36A little bit of finesse.
17:38That's why you don't bully people
17:40because you're stupid.
17:42Because of yourselves,
17:43you don't show respect.
17:45That's what you need.
17:46Be decent.
17:48Okay?
17:49And Barbie,
17:50they're so arrogant.
17:51They're so arrogant.
17:53I'll slap you.
17:54That's enough.
17:55Be decent.
17:57Sorry, Mother.
17:58Sorry.
17:59You're so annoying.
18:01Barangay Hall.
18:03I know this boy.
18:04He's working there.
18:08Do you want to meet him?
18:09Yes.
18:10Let's go inside.
18:11It's so embarrassing.
18:12There are so many people.
18:13Don't we have a meeting?
18:14No, we have a meeting.
18:15It's a beautiful day.
18:16He's so handsome.
18:19Let's continue.
18:21What's your name?
18:22My nephew.
18:23Your nephew?
18:24Yes, your cousin.
18:26What's his name?
18:27He's the boy.
18:29The boy.
18:30The boy.
18:31He's your neighbor?
18:32Yes.
18:33He's Barbecue.
18:35He's the mayor here.
18:37Really?
18:38Yes.
18:39How are you, Mayor?
18:43Hi, handsome.
18:44You know what?
18:46If I were to be the first president,
18:49I have a position for you.
18:51What is it?
18:53I'll make you the first papa.
18:56Isn't that great?
18:58Last tip.
19:00You're so loud.
19:02We're hot.
19:04You go first.
19:07Me?
19:08I'm the associate for fire.
19:10Go and cool down.
19:12You're so hot.
19:19Excuse me, beautiful.
19:21Can you tell me where Tun Ying lives?
19:23Tun Ying?
19:25Um...
19:26He...
19:27Wait a minute.
19:28Help me!
19:30Help me!
19:31Help me!
19:33What's going on?
19:35Why are you screaming?
19:37Because he's hot.
19:39Oh, my God!
19:41Oh, my God!
19:43Oh, my God!
19:45Oh, my God!
19:47Oh, my God!
19:49He's the one!
19:51He's the one!
19:52He's the one!
19:54He's the one!
19:55Yes!
19:56He's the one!
19:57Where's...
19:58Where's...
19:59Who are you looking for again?
20:01Oh, I'm sorry.
20:02I'm looking for Tun Ying.
20:03Does he live around here?
20:04Tun Ying?
20:05Tun Ying?
20:06Tun Ying!
20:07Tun Ying!
20:08Tun Ying!
20:09Hey, how are you?
20:11I've been waiting for you outside.
20:13Where are you?
20:15I'm looking for you.
20:16I don't know what you're saying.
20:18Are you okay?
20:19Uh, hello.
20:21I'm Vivian.
20:22Oh.
20:23This is my childhood friend, Dudes.
20:25He was born here in the Philippines,
20:27but he grew up in the States.
20:29By the way, this is our barangay captain, Vivian.
20:32Hi!
20:33This is your barangay?
20:35Yeah, barangay captain.
20:36What's all this?
20:38Oh, well...
20:39Karate kid or something?
20:41I don't know.
20:42No.
20:43Huh?
20:44Exercise!
20:45Exercise!
20:46Ah!
20:47Exercise!
20:48Very nice.
20:49Beautiful.
20:50Uh, what?
20:51What's happening?
20:52What's happening?
20:53This always happens to me
20:54when I see a beautiful woman.
20:55Ah!
20:56Wow.
20:57He always says
20:58that he's jealous
20:59when he sees a beautiful woman.
21:00Ah!
21:01Ah!
21:02Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:04Ah!
21:05Ah!
21:06Ah!
21:07Ah!
21:08Ah!
21:09Ah!
21:10Ah!
21:11Ah!
21:12Ah!
21:13Ah!
21:14Hey, hey, hey!
21:15What's funny?
21:16Hey, you saw it right.
21:17You saw it right.
21:18You came here.
21:19This is SeeDudes.
21:20The dip dip is sticking.
21:21And you,
21:22your forehead is sticking.
21:23Wait, wait.
21:24Why did you see me again?
21:25Do you want me to...
21:26Yes, yes.
21:27Do you want me to...
21:28Don't mind me.
21:29...to punch you again?
21:30Relax.
21:31Huh?
21:32So you can relax?
21:33Don't mind me.
21:34No tension.
21:35It's already tense.
21:36I'm already conscious.
21:37I'm already conscious.
21:38I'm already conscious.
21:39I'm already conscious.
21:40I'm already conscious.
21:41I'm already conscious.
21:42I'm already conscious.
21:43I'm already conscious.
21:44Idol, idol,
21:46You're my idol, oh oh
21:50Idol, idol
21:53You're my idol, oh oh
21:55Isdol, idol
21:58loves me like..
22:01Watch the game with someone.
22:04Watch the...
22:05Ah!
22:06What is it?
22:07You,
22:08You don't have
22:08a Christian workshop
22:08when you're with mommy.
22:09All you're doing is playing.
22:10Only playing.
22:11Come in, auntie.
22:13Come in, come in.
22:13Sit down.
22:14Is it true that I won't be able to fight here, auntie?
22:17You're too much, Davoy.
22:18I told you that it's okay for you to stay here for now.
22:21Thank you, auntie.
22:23You know what, Yoyo?
22:24Let's pinch him.
22:25He's Kuya Davoy.
22:26Kuya Davoy is Yoyo.
22:27You're fond of guns.
22:29You're fond of...
22:30Ouch!
22:31You're fond of action, right?
22:32Huh?
22:33Maybe you're fond of punches, too.
22:34Yes.
22:35Oh, we're going to have a match, auntie.
22:38I'll teach you, auntie.
22:39Yes.
22:40Come on, sit down.
22:42I'll prepare some food for you.
22:44I'll help you, auntie.
22:46Hey, don't be shy.
22:47You're showing your life to your brother.
22:50I'm just kidding.
22:51Barbie did a good job with my hair.
22:53Of course.
22:54My husband will surely be impressed with my beauty.
22:57That's why I'm going to vote for Barbie.
22:59She has a lot of talents.
23:01Oh, my.
23:02Looks like our campaign has been delayed.
23:05Look at this.
23:06The girls are like Barbie.
23:08We should find a way to make the mayor angry with us.
23:14Tommy, if the mayor gets angry,
23:17he won't give you the money.
23:19Hey, hey, hey.
23:20Can we?
23:21We really don't have the money.
23:23Our campaign has been delayed.
23:27It's better if you join us.
23:29It's better.
23:30Tommy.
23:31Why?
23:31I don't want to.
23:32Are you going to join me?
23:33Yes.
23:33Do you think I'm going to forget that I'm not Barbie?
23:36Do you think I'm going to forget that the mayor doesn't support me
23:39to be the mayor of this city?
23:41Oh, come on.
23:42You're going to vote for Barbie.
23:45Why not?
23:46If he can help us.
23:48Oh, my.
23:49Maybe he already gave you the money.
23:53Tony.
23:54Yes.
23:55You.
23:57Blue hand, Tom.
24:01That's what we're going to do.
24:03Hmm.
24:04Tony.
24:05I have an idea
24:06to defeat Barbie.
24:07What is it?
24:10I have a good idea, Tony.
24:12It's good,
24:13but there's one thing that's not good about you.
24:15What is it, Tony?
24:17You stink.
24:18I'm going to kill you.
24:20Yo.
24:21This is Tony High.
24:23But he's going to beat Barbie White.
24:25Because the mayor is his candidate.
24:27Of course,
24:28to always have skin.
24:29Tony has a bomb.
24:30Tick, tick, tock.
24:31How strong will the suit be?
24:33Tony has a bomb.
24:34Tick, tick, tock.
24:35How strong will the suit be?
24:37Tony has a bomb.
24:38Tick, tick, tock.
24:39How strong will the suit be?
24:51Hi.
24:53Hi.
24:58Where are you going?
24:59Huh?
25:01Nothing.
25:02I'm going to Barbie's office.
25:05Really?
25:06I'll take you there.
25:07Don't.
25:08It's embarrassing.
25:09Because it's far.
25:11It's not embarrassing.
25:12Even if it's far, it's okay.
25:14Straight, left, right,
25:16suddenly turn.
25:17That's it.
25:18That's embarrassing.
25:19No.
25:20Suddenly turn?
25:21No.
25:22No.
25:23Maybe out of the way.
25:25No.
25:26You're weird.
25:27It's like you're avoiding me.
25:28No.
25:29It's obvious.
25:31Because it's like this.
25:34It's a secret.
25:35Don't tell anyone.
25:36What?
25:37Kap is my boyfriend.
25:38Boyfriend?
25:39Kap?
25:42Auntie Edang said it's not true.
25:44She said that?
25:45Yes.
25:46Because,
25:48it's a secret.
25:49Secret.
25:50I don't have a clue.
25:51That's why.
25:53You know, they haven't accepted it yet.
25:55That's why.
25:57It hurts.
25:58I can't accept it.
25:59It hurts my heart.
26:00Is it tight?
26:01Yes.
26:02It's tight on my chest.
26:03It's tight on my chest.
26:05But it's okay.
26:06We're just friends.
26:08Okay.
26:09Auntie, what's wrong?
26:10It's embarrassing.
26:12No, it's okay.
26:13Okay.
26:14Let's go.
26:23You're so handsome.
26:25What is this?
26:28It's tickling.
26:30It's tickling.
26:32It's really tickling.
26:34Remember this.
26:36It's time for Barbie to come in.
26:38Barbecue.
26:39There.
26:40There.
26:41And there's a woman with him.
26:43Sit down.
26:44Miss, who's the woman?
26:45Sit down.
26:46Of course, she can't steal Barbie.
26:48She's gay.
26:50She will see a man
26:52who is not worthy to be voted mayor.
26:54You can do it.
26:56You can do it.
26:57You can do it.
26:58You can do it.
26:59You can do it.
27:00You can do it.
27:01You can do it.
27:02You can do it.
27:03Okay.
27:04Are you ready?
27:05You can do it.
27:06Just remember.
27:07If I become mayor here,
27:09I will make you all look good.
27:11I will make you all look good.
27:13I will make you all look good.
27:15You're so good, Barbie.
27:17We didn't choose you wrongly.
27:19Of course.
27:20What's that?
27:21Compostor.
27:22Okay.
27:23It's a fake.
27:24It's a fake.
27:25How can you do that?
27:26How can you do that?
27:27Yes.
27:28Hey!
27:29Why did you hide this?
27:30Why?
27:31Do you have a complaint?
27:32You're so brave.
27:33Your grandson is brave.
27:34You hid this old man
27:35and you're still brave.
27:36Hey!
27:37Why?
27:38Hey!
27:39Hey!
27:40Hey!
27:41Hey!
27:42Hey!
27:43Hey!
27:44Hey!
27:45Hey!
27:46Hey!
27:47Hey!
27:48Hey!
27:49Hey!
27:50Hey!
27:51Hey!
27:52Hey!
27:53Hey!
27:54Hey!
27:55Hey!
27:56Hey!
27:57Hey!
27:58Hey!
27:59Hey!
28:04My hero!
28:05My Baba!
28:06Mayon volcano!
28:08Mayonnaise!
28:09Mayonnaise!
28:10Mayonnaise be merry and bright.
28:12Mayonnaise be merry and bright.
28:13Mayonnaise be merry and bright.
28:16Where did you get these things?
28:19Atorney, I'm sure they're macho.
28:21Where did you get these?
28:22At Cicos attorney.
28:23It's Chico's turn.
28:24I'm so confused.
28:25It's actually Machu Tanses.
28:27He's also a faggot.
28:28He's a big faggot.
28:30He's a big faggot.
28:32You're the one who's going to marry the boy?
28:34Yes.
28:35Oh my!
28:36I'm going to marry him.
28:37Don't be a martyr.
28:38I want to kiss you.
28:41Maybe you'll get drunk in there.
28:43Okay.
28:54There you go, girls.
28:55We all need to be beautiful.
28:58Especially when there are suitors.
29:00So, what are you doing?
29:02She's blushing.
29:03She's so realistic.
29:04You.
29:05Try not to gloss.
29:07Hey, you.
29:08What are you doing?
29:09I lost this.
29:10I don't care.
29:14She's going to get drunk.
29:16Oh my gosh!
29:17She's going to get drunk.
29:18Oh my gosh!
29:19She's going to get drunk.
29:20Oh my gosh!
29:21Oh my gosh!
29:22What are you doing?
29:23Vivian, this is my friend, Dudes.
29:26He wants to tell you something.
29:27Really?
29:28Gosh!
29:29Okay, say something.
29:30What's up, dude?
29:33This is so embarrassing.
29:35He wants to marry you.
29:37Really?
29:38He wants to marry you.
29:40Oh my gosh!
29:41I don't want him anymore.
29:42I don't want him anymore.
29:43This is so embarrassing.
29:44You're a martyr.
29:45You're going to get drunk in there.
29:47Maybe you'll get drunk in there.
29:48Vivian!
29:49Vivian!
29:50I can see that you two look good together.
29:51You can see his boobs, right?
29:52He's so tight.
29:55You two look good together.
29:56You two look good together.
29:57You two look good together.
29:58What?
29:59We look good together.
30:00Look at him.
30:01He's so tight.
30:02He's so loose.
30:03I want to get drunk.
30:04He's going to get drunk.
30:07Excuse me.
30:08Yes?
30:09Where's the boy?
30:10The boy?
30:11Yes.
30:12He's at his mom's house.
30:13Do you want to come with me?
30:14Oh, I'll come with you.
30:16Is it okay?
30:17Yes.
30:18Why?
30:19Is he your brother?
30:20No, he's not.
30:21I'm the only girl he's going to marry.
30:23Oh!
30:28I'm sorry.
30:29I'm the only girl he's going to marry.
30:32Oh!
30:34What?
30:35What?
30:36You're the girl he's going to marry?
30:38Yes.
30:39Oh!
30:41Don't be a martyr.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:43I'm going to get drunk.
30:46You two look good together.
30:49Oh, my God.
30:50You smell so good.
30:51You smell like the sun.
30:52I'm not drunk.
30:53I'm going to get drunk.
30:54Hey!
30:55Who are you?
30:56What are you doing?
30:57I'm also smelling you, auntie.
30:58Me?
30:59Yes.
31:00You smell like Sarayuma.
31:01But you smell good.
31:02You smell good.
31:03You smell good.
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Fernando.
31:06Oh, it's you.
31:07Come in.
31:08Oh, happy.
31:09Come in.
31:10Hi.
31:11Hello, everybody.
31:12Hello.
31:13I just came here to thank the boys
31:16for helping me to get rid of Happ Pond.
31:20You already thanked them.
31:22That's okay.
31:23Darling, it's just a talkies.
31:25But now, with bonus,
31:27I'm going to get you my personal bodyguard.
31:29It's good, right?
31:30Oh, really?
31:31You're my type, bro.
31:32Huh?
31:35Bagby,
31:37I'm going to introduce you.
31:38There you go, neighbors.
31:40Introduce yourselves.
31:41I told you I wanted to bring my music.
31:43You're really my type.
31:44You're really my type.
31:47Bagby,
31:48what I mean is
31:51here in Rancho Verde,
31:52you're really my type.
31:55Vivian,
31:57I'm sorry.
31:58Is it okay?
31:59It's okay.
32:01You guys, it's nothing.
32:03No problem for me.
32:05It's portable.
32:07It's okay.
32:08Okay, darling.
32:09Bye.
32:14Okay.
32:16It's portable.
32:17Stay happy.
32:18Okay?
32:25Give me a dollar.
32:26I'll drink it right now.
32:28I'm checking to see if I'll die.
32:33The one million pesos.
32:35They've got it.
32:42Take care, okay?
32:44You might run out of it.
32:45No.
32:46Okay.
32:47Wait a minute.
32:49Give me a performance.
32:50Let's go.
32:57Okay.
32:58I'm going to tie you up
32:59in a stash truck.
33:01Yasmin,
33:02Sheena,
33:04and Braulio.
33:06I'm going to leave you guys.
33:08I'm going to leave.
33:10We'll just follow you.
33:12What did you say?
33:13We'll just follow you.
33:15Okay.
33:16I'll come with you.
33:17Did you see what I saw?
33:19Of course.
33:20What is it?
33:21Barbie gave money to the guy.
33:24It means that
33:25Barbie is being supported by her father.
33:29Ah,
33:30like that.
33:31Yes.
33:35Daddy,
33:36you're just in time.
33:37I have something to tell you about Barbie.
33:39Don't bother me.
33:40I'm just thinking
33:41how he's going to beat Barbie.
33:43That's what I'm going to tell you
33:44about Barbie.
33:46If you don't want to,
33:47just leave.
33:49You guys are too much.
33:51What are we going to do?
33:55Do you have a plan?
33:56This is my plan.
33:57Let's talk about this.
33:58Okay.
34:00What are you talking about?
34:02Barbie.
34:05This is about her.
34:06Okay.
34:07Let's talk about this.
34:08Your plan, your plan.
34:09Your plan, your plan.
34:10Okay.
34:11Plan.
34:12Okay.
34:15Okay!
34:17Quick!
34:19Okay!
34:20Okay?
34:21What is this?
34:22Why are you guys here?
34:24Yes, what are you doing here?
34:25Wait a minute,
34:26we are also men.
34:27What?
34:28Why?
34:29Why?
34:30Why?
34:31Why?
34:32Why?
34:38-♪ Idol, idol, oh...
34:40-♪ I don't like to get up
34:42-♪ Oh, idol, idol...
34:44How old are you?
34:46Eight, sir.
34:46Eight?
34:47Uh...
34:49You're getting divorced?
34:50No, sir.
34:51No?
34:52Then are you kidding me?
34:54No, sir.
34:56No?
34:57Oh, that's dangerous!
34:58You might get hurt.
34:59That's not true!
35:00I don't have a stomach.
35:02Very well, then.
35:03Since you love action,
35:04I guess you're getting it.
35:07Come on, let's see.
35:08Open it.
35:09There you go.
35:11There.
35:12There you go.
35:13There.
35:14There.
35:15Hey, what is that?
35:16Oh, my.
35:17My son is studying to be a pastor.
35:18He's studying to be a pastor.
35:19Yes, and I think I'm already a man.
35:20Just like Brother Davoy.
35:21We're also in a band.
35:22Really?
35:23Is it okay?
35:24It's okay, Auntie.
35:25You're so cool.
35:26You're going to punch me later.
35:27Davoy!
35:28Davoy!
35:29Davoy!
35:30Davoy!
35:31Davoy!
35:32Davoy!
35:33Davoy!
35:34Davoy!
35:35Davoy!
35:36What are you doing?
35:37You've become so excited.
35:38I'm excited.
35:39I'm excited!
35:40Wait.
35:41Let go of me.
35:42Why do you keep hitting me?
35:43What did I do to you?
35:44You're a liar.
35:45You said you like me.
35:46And you said you're a liar.
35:47Let go of me.
35:48Oh, Mom.
35:49Imagine.
35:50You crush on me,
35:51and you're about to marry someone else.
35:52Don't pretend you're not.
35:53What are you doing?
35:54I'm hitting you.
35:55I'm hitting you.
35:56Don't hit me.
35:57Don't hit me.
35:58You're on your phone!
35:59You're on your phone!
36:00Let go of me.
36:01Let go of me.
36:02Let go of me.
36:03Let go of me.
36:04Let go of me.
36:05I hate you! I hate you!
36:07I hate you! I hate you!
36:09You're a liar!
36:11Don't call me that! You're a liar!
36:13No, you're the one who's beautiful.
36:15You're being petty to me.
36:17You want to be my adviser?
36:19No, I won't fight.
36:21You're a liar.
36:23You're scared. You're going to go through a violent process.
36:25You're a liar.
36:27Let's just talk.
36:29I don't want to talk.
36:31You're a liar.
36:33Let's just talk.
36:35You don't want to admit it?
36:37What do you mean?
36:39Elfie! Come on!
36:43Elfie!
36:45Don't hide anymore.
36:47Marry me now.
36:49Why are you here?
36:51What do you want from me?
36:53You want me to marry you?
36:55How can I marry you?
36:57We're not dating anymore.
36:59What?
37:01You should get married.
37:03We should have a priest.
37:05And a mayor.
37:07Or a senator.
37:09No, not a senator.
37:11No one's here to campaign.
37:13A mayor.
37:15You know what,
37:17I'm ashamed of you.
37:19You're a liar.
37:21Auntie, Auntie.
37:23Stop it.
37:25The truth is,
37:27I left our house
37:29Why?
37:31This woman is cheating on me.
37:33What do you mean?
37:35After you said that I'm beautiful,
37:37after you said that you'll marry me,
37:39you left me?
37:41You're crazy.
37:43I didn't say anything.
37:45I might get drunk.
37:47Fine.
37:49I'll tell you the truth.
37:51What truth?
37:53Listen to me.
37:55Here it is.
37:59I'm pregnant.
38:01You're pregnant?
38:03Yes.
38:07Wait.
38:09Wait.
38:11LB, LB.
38:13Who's the father?
38:15It's you.
38:17Me?
38:19Yes.
38:21Don't do this.
38:23What are you doing?
38:25You're crazy.
38:27Yes.
38:29She's pregnant.
38:31What? There are two of them?
38:33That's not allowed.
38:35You know that.
38:37Don't do this.
38:39This is for the mayor.
38:43Hi, hello.
38:45Give me more.
38:47Hi, hello.
38:49Give me more.
38:51Okay.
38:55Okay.
38:57This is for the mayor.
38:59We won't vote for you.
39:01Why?
39:03They're mad at you.
39:05Because you're a pedophile.
39:09I'm not a pedophile.
39:11I'm a pedophile.
39:13Who's a pedophile?
39:15Maybe it's you, Tony.
39:17Excuse me.
39:19Don't be mad.
39:21Someone saw you.
39:23You gave money
39:25to a boy.
39:27You even made him dance.
39:29You're a pedophile.
39:31You're a pedophile.
39:33You're a pedophile.
39:35We won't vote for you.
39:37You're a pedophile.
39:39Let's go.
39:41You're a pedophile.
39:43Is she a pedophile?
39:45I'll make her a pedophile.
39:47I'll make her a pedophile.
39:49I'll make her a pedophile.
39:51We won't vote for you.
39:53We won't vote for you.
39:55We won't vote for you.
39:57We won't vote for you.
39:59We won't vote for you.
40:01We won't vote for you.
40:03You know,
40:05it's like that in elections.
40:07If all the seats are filled,
40:09all the stench will come out.
40:11Be careful, Barbie.
40:13I'm careful.
40:15Why is Tony not careful?
40:17He's been smelling for a while.
40:19Barbie, I love you.
40:21You're the one who's being jealous.
40:23Is it true that
40:25Barbie's boyfriend
40:27is a pedophile?
40:29He's a pedophile.
40:31He's a pedophile.
40:33He's a pedophile.
40:35He's a pedophile.
40:37He's a pedophile.
40:39He's a pedophile.
40:41He's a pedophile.
40:43He's a pedophile.
40:45He's a pedophile.
40:47Elfie, please.
40:49Tell them the truth, especially Vivian.
40:51Tell them the truth, especially Vivian.
40:53Why would I tell them the truth?
40:55I'm not a liar.
40:57It's not true.
40:59It's impossible for you to be a pedophile.
41:01Nothing will happen to us.
41:03That's what's annoying.
41:05You used to charm me,
41:07but I gave in.
41:09Nothing will happen to us.
41:11Elfie, I'm sorry.
41:13I'm just charming.
41:15That's how I am.
41:17I'm just charming to women.
41:19Hi.
41:21Hi.
41:23Bye.
41:25Where am I?
41:27I'm really charming, right?
41:29Nothing will happen to us.
41:31I'm sorry.
41:33No, I don't want that.
41:35I won't give it back.
41:37Everything I said is true.
41:39You should marry me.
41:41It's up to you.
41:43Whatever happens,
41:45I will support you
41:47even if I have to make up a story.
41:55Really?
41:57Yes.
41:59Your candidate is a pedophile.
42:01There she is.
42:03That's her boyfriend.
42:05Excuse me.
42:07Hi.
42:09Excuse me. Can I ask you something?
42:11Sure.
42:13Is it true that you're Barbie's boyfriend?
42:15Boyfriend?
42:17Yes.
42:19No, I'm not her boyfriend.
42:21She said that she gave you money.
42:23Yes.
42:25I'm not her scholar.
42:27She even taught me.
42:29I used to be an addict.
42:31I used to wander around the streets.
42:33But I met Barbie.
42:35That's why she helped me.
42:37So, it's true.
42:39People!
42:41People!
42:43Do you know who I am?
42:45I'm Barbie!
42:47I'm Barbie!
42:49I'm Barbie!
42:51I'm Barbie!
42:53I'm Barbie!
42:55I'm Barbie!
42:57What?
42:59It's true.
43:01She's just making up stories.
43:03For example,
43:05she's not pregnant.
43:07What?
43:09Do you know
43:11how many times I told her
43:13that she's not pregnant?
43:15I told her that she's crazy.
43:17What?
43:19She's not pregnant.
43:21She left.
43:23Where did she go?
43:25She might have died.
43:27She might have died.
43:29Do you know what she did?
43:31She was so mean to you.
43:33She endured everything.
43:35She couldn't take it anymore.
43:37She was so angry.
43:39She took a kiss
43:41and she died.
43:43Bam!
43:45Hey!
43:47That's enough.
43:49Stop it.
43:53You can't handle this.
43:55What?
43:57This is too much.
43:59This is too much.
44:01This is too much.
44:03This is too much.
44:05This is too much.
44:07This is too much.
44:09What?
44:11Are you crazy?
44:13Are you crazy?
44:15I brought flowers for you.
44:17Is that for me?
44:19No.
44:21This is for Vivian.
44:23Are you alive?
44:25Yes.
44:27What do you mean?
44:29You're alive?
44:31Yes.
44:33Odette told me
44:35that you're dead.
44:37I'm dead?
44:39Vivian,
44:41that's just gossip.
44:43You need to add more
44:45so that you won't get used to gossip.
44:47That's all.
44:51I'll explain
44:53what happened.
44:57What?
44:59I need to explain
45:01because I explained everything.
45:03Odette told me
45:05that a woman
45:07turned you around.
45:09That's LP.
45:11Yes.
45:13It's good
45:15that you explained everything.
45:17What about Vivian?
45:19She's beautiful.
45:21We're good
45:23even if I'm just a driver.
45:25Gaboy,
45:27I just want you to know something.
45:31What?
45:33The driver
45:35is a sweet lover.
45:37Get in.
45:41You know what?
45:43I'll be saying
45:45something like this
45:47in the morning.
45:49How about you, girl?
45:51Oh, yes. I have this
45:53very old saying.
45:55It's like Confucius.
45:57It's so simple.
46:01How about you, Gaboy?
46:03Me?
46:05It's like
46:07Aristotle.
46:13Shake well
46:15before you open.
46:19It's like
46:21it's like
46:23do not accept
46:25if the seal is
46:27open.
46:29Broken.
46:43Barbie.
46:45Everyone
46:47is asking you
46:49for forgiveness
46:51for what they did to you.
46:53Correct.
46:55But who's the one
46:57who's not open?
46:59Why are you still here?
47:01Hey, barangay people,
47:03be careful.
47:05You might lose
47:07your sons.
47:09Here.
47:11Excuse me.
47:13It's you.
47:15It's you.
47:17I'm not just a pedophile.
47:19I'm a murderer.
47:21I'm okay with that.
47:23Wait a minute.
47:25Why are you gossiping?
47:27He's not your boyfriend.
47:29Correct.
47:31The man you're talking about
47:33is his scholar.
47:35He should be here.
47:37This is wrong.
47:39What are you talking about?
47:41We're friends.
47:43This is wrong.
47:45Mayor Barbie,
47:47they just proved
47:49that you're a good person.
47:51It's the same for me.
47:53Vivian also proved
47:55that I'm not cheating.
47:59I mean, come on.
48:01No, it's not like that.
48:03That's right. Don't cheat.
48:05You should stick to one.
48:07Stick to one.
48:09Stick to one.
48:11It's not fair.
48:13My friend, Dudes,
48:15he wants to say something to you.
48:17Dudes, say something.
48:19Something.
48:23What he meant
48:25is no longer tied in the chest line.
48:27But the bottom line is...
48:33Okay.
48:35That's so funny.
48:37We're not just showy.
48:41Don't worry.
48:43I won't tie you anymore.
48:45What?
48:47Why did you change your mind?
48:51I changed my mind?
48:53I have a new type.
48:55That's good.
48:59Vivian.
49:01Excuse me.
49:05Sorry.
49:07It's Dudes.
49:11I'm El Pino.
49:13Lorna Pullen Pino.
49:15Hi.
49:17I'm Rupa Mane.
49:19Wait a minute.
49:21It seems like
49:23the names are the same.
49:25How's that?
49:27It's the same.
49:29I'm Rudy.
49:31He's Rudy.
49:33It's like we have the same name.
49:35Rudy!
49:37Wait a minute.
49:39He's good.
49:41Wait a minute.
49:43It's the same.
49:45Wait a minute.
49:47It's Torne and Idang.
49:49It's the same.
49:51Idang Dondo!
49:53Kakakaka!
49:55That's not true.
49:57That's not true.
49:59It's Mayor Barbie and Gawad Moreno.
50:01We have a name too.
50:03What is it?
50:05Bading!
50:07Wow!
50:09Yay!
50:11Guys!
50:13Come on.
50:15It's Dudes.
50:17Promise?
50:19Vivian.
50:21It's really El Pino and Dudes.
50:23Don't get too close.
50:25It's okay.
50:27Go.
50:37Go.
50:39Go.
50:41High.
50:43High.
50:45High.
50:47High.
50:49We can all have
50:51the loser.
50:53If I can have
50:55some dreams.
50:57Okay. Wait a minute.
50:59Wait a minute.
51:01Let's continue our song.
51:03That's the first number of the program.
51:05Wow!
51:07What's this?
51:09All of them are dancing.
51:11I don't have a song.
51:13I have a magic mic.
51:15I don't have a song.
51:17Come on.
51:19Come on.
51:21Come on.
51:23Come on.
51:25Come on.
51:27Come on.
51:29Come on.
51:31Come on.
51:33Come on.
51:57Come on.
51:59Come on.
52:01Come on, come on!
52:04Yo, yo!
52:05Everybody now!
52:06Yo, idol, idol!
52:08Come on!
52:09My idol is Kang Simon!
52:11Idol, idol!
52:13Come on!
52:14My idol is Kang Simon!
52:16Yo, idol, idol!
52:18Come on!
52:19My idol is Kang Simon!
52:21Yo, idol, idol!
52:23Yo!
52:24My idol is Kang Simon!
52:27If you don't have a cap, you're a coward!
52:29Your back is in front of you!
52:31You're a person who obeys the law!
52:33And no matter what you want, he will give it to you!
52:35Nacho Verde is always with us!
52:38Excitement!
52:39Excitement!
52:40Excitement!
52:41Excitement!
52:42Excitement!
52:43Excitement!