Manny Pacquiao drops by Kap’s (Bong Revilla) barangay to coach one of the locals. Will his student come out victorious in the boxing match?
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00:00Oh, my God!
00:01Idol, idol,
00:03idol comes to town.
00:06One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
00:13Why is it so long?
00:15I'm just reviewing my list, Cap.
00:18What list?
00:19The list of things I'll ask for for Christmas.
00:21You're the first one on my list, Cap.
00:25You're good.
00:26You're really okay.
00:29Me, Cap.
00:30You know what?
00:31I don't write anymore.
00:33But I know I'm on your list, right?
00:35Of course.
00:36I know what I'm going to give you.
00:38What is it?
00:39Pantaloons.
00:40What?
00:41So you can cover your forehead.
00:43It's always on display.
00:44No, it's not.
00:45I won't hide it.
00:47You know what's better than that?
00:48The monkey with a pump.
00:50Why?
00:51Let it be.
00:52So your face will be tight.
00:53So your ears will be cold.
00:55Let it be.
00:57For me, just tear it up, Cap.
00:59Just tear it up.
01:00I don't want to.
01:01Just tear it up.
01:02You've already washed a lot.
01:04Me, Cap?
01:05It's Christmas.
01:06Don't act like that, Cap.
01:09What about you?
01:10Me?
01:11I want you to give me a gift.
01:13Anything, as long as it's from you.
01:16Wow.
01:18Personal.
01:19Wait, wait, wait.
01:20I noticed.
01:21It's like you're always asking for masks.
01:23What about me?
01:24Of course.
01:25You should give it to Cap.
01:29Hi, Cap.
01:30Hi, BG.
01:31Hi, BG.
01:32Hi.
01:33You're blue.
01:34You're a gift.
01:37I missed you.
01:41Where's Manny?
01:42He's practicing.
01:44He has a fight.
01:46He needs to rest.
01:48He's training.
01:49You know.
01:50Yes.
01:53Why?
01:54Do you want boxing?
01:58Yes.
02:01Why?
02:02I don't know.
02:04Do you want to fight?
02:06Of course.
02:09Wait, wait, wait.
02:11I'm a referee.
02:13Okay, okay.
02:14Ladies and gentlemen.
02:18In this corner.
02:21Weighing 175.
02:26Capitano.
02:31And in the black corner.
02:3834.
02:4034?
02:4124.
02:4234.
02:44From Angeles, California.
02:47BG.
02:48Round one.
02:50Round one.
02:51Round one.
03:00Okay, go.
03:07One more.
03:08One more.
03:10Hey!
03:12Are you jealous?
03:13No, no, no.
03:15No.
03:16Pound.
03:17Why pound?
03:18Thrown out.
03:19No, he's the one who's thrown out.
03:20He's the one who's thrown out.
03:21No.
03:22He's the one who kissed me.
03:23No, he's the one who kissed me.
03:24Hey!
03:25Hey!
03:26You're too much.
03:27Hey!
03:28Out, out.
03:29Out, out.
03:30Why?
03:31This is a basketball.
03:32This is boxing.
03:34Auntie Gigi, what are you doing there?
03:36I was just looking for a good code for Chris Kringle.
03:41I can't think of anything.
03:42I know a code that suits you.
03:45That one, right?
03:46Yes.
03:47What's that?
03:48Wizard.
03:51What did you say?
03:52Wizard.
03:53You're getting annoying again.
03:54Stop it.
03:55Hi, Gigi.
03:56Hi, Jono.
03:57The ceremony is coming up.
03:59Maybe you'd like to join us.
04:00What are you talking about?
04:01Who's going to join us?
04:02Gigi owes me, right?
04:03What do you mean?
04:04We're supposed to be marching together.
04:05Vivian and I are just a squad.
04:06Because of Manny Pacquiao.
04:07I'm also with him.
04:08Not anymore.
04:09I don't want to be with him.
04:10I don't want to.
04:11I don't want to.
04:12I don't want to.
04:13You're the one who has a bullet in your butt.
04:14At least in your butt.
04:15You have a black body.
04:16And get out of here.
04:17We want this.
04:18We want this.
04:19We want this.
04:20We want this.
04:21We want this.
04:22We want this.
04:23We want this.
04:24We want this.
04:25We want this.
04:26What are you waiting for?
04:27Do you want to beg?
04:28Go, go.
04:29Ask him to forgive.
04:30Ask him to forgive.
04:33You're so ugly.
04:35Did you fool me?
04:36What?
04:37Guess.
04:38Guess.
04:39Madam, we will just guess.
04:40Sit down.
04:41Thank you. Thank you.
04:43You're so ugly.
04:46Are you fooling me?
04:48Hula! Hula!
04:50Hula!
04:52Madam, we're going to have a hula.
04:54Sit down first.
04:56Madam, she's alone.
04:59She's hulaing.
05:00You can do something about it.
05:02Oh, you're real.
05:04There you go.
05:06We're going to have a hula, Madam.
05:08Lie down first.
05:10What is this? Tongue?
05:12No, it's for good luck.
05:15Let me see.
05:20Are you going to give us good luck?
05:24We're going to give you good luck.
05:26Are you going to give us good luck?
05:28You're going to get drunk.
05:30No, we're not going to get drunk.
05:33No, we're not going to get drunk.
05:35Let's have a hula.
05:37Oh, you're going to have a hula?
05:40Maybe you just want to get close to me.
05:43Excuse me.
05:45I'm here to have a hula.
05:47But Madam, don't do it personally.
05:50It's embarrassing.
05:52No, it's not.
05:53It's for the future of Ratchie Verde.
05:56Okay.
05:58Lie down first.
05:59What?
06:00Lie down first.
06:01Should I lie down?
06:02No, just pull it.
06:04I'm embarrassed.
06:05Okay.
06:06Is that okay?
06:07Yes.
06:08Wait a minute.
06:10Are you a magician?
06:12You look like a magician.
06:15No, I'm a hula dancer.
06:16What?
06:17I'm a hula dancer.
06:18You're a hula dancer?
06:19No, I'm a hula dancer.
06:20I'm a hula dancer, Madam.
06:22Okay.
06:23I'll do it.
06:24Hula me first.
06:25Who's going to pull?
06:27I'll do it.
06:28Pull.
06:29I'll do it.
06:30I'll do it.
06:31There.
06:32Oh, my.
06:33What?
06:34Oh, my.
06:35I see a man.
06:39Okay, tell me.
06:40He's boxing.
06:42Boxing?
06:43Why?
06:44He's going to win.
06:46A man is going to box?
06:48He's going to win?
06:49Why?
06:50Why do I see someone else?
06:54You're so O.A.
06:57Let's concentrate here.
06:59Don't get too close.
07:01Oh, my.
07:03Maybe...
07:04Is that a man?
07:05Oh, my.
07:06I don't know who that man is.
07:08You should know that.
07:09You're older than all of us.
07:11You should know that.
07:13Oh, my.
07:14Oh, my.
07:15Oh, my.
07:16Oh, my.
07:17Don't make me do it.
07:18You're overreacting.
07:19What's wrong with you?
07:20Get away from me.
07:21Why are you getting so close?
07:23Oh, no.
07:24I'm not doing anything.
07:27Wait a minute.
07:28I'll pull you.
07:29Me?
07:30Yes.
07:31Okay, hurry up.
07:32I can see...
07:33I'm dreaming.
07:34You're in love with him.
07:36What?
07:37Excuse me.
07:38You're dreaming.
07:40You have feelings for him.
07:43I have feelings for him?
07:57I talked to Biggie.
07:59He told Manny
08:01that we like him.
08:03Wait.
08:04What did he say?
08:05He's starting his training
08:07for the next match.
08:09But before that,
08:10he's going to stay here.
08:12That's it.
08:13That's it.
08:14That's it.
08:15That's it.
08:16Hey, guys.
08:18What are you talking about?
08:21Manny is going to stay here
08:23in Rancho Verde.
08:24That's right.
08:25Even if he's busy preparing
08:27for the next match.
08:30Right?
08:31Yes.
08:32Yes.
08:33Don't!
08:34Don't!
08:35Don't!
08:36Don't!
08:37Don't!
08:38Don't!
08:39Why?
08:40Why?
08:41Why?
08:42Why?
08:43Why?
08:44Because
08:45we told Mom and Dad
08:47that if he comes back here,
08:49there's a boxer
08:50who might get into an accident.
08:52He might get into an accident.
08:54You're being too harsh.
08:56You're being too harsh.
08:57You're being too harsh.
08:58That's not true.
08:59You're just believing
09:00those nonsense.
09:02Wait, wait, wait.
09:03What if that's true?
09:05What if he gets into an accident here?
09:07Wait, wait, wait.
09:08You know what, Kap?
09:09It's a waste
09:10if he doesn't come back here.
09:12What we should do
09:13is to take care of him.
09:15Right?
09:16Kap!
09:17I'm worried.
09:19I'm so worried.
09:21Wait, wait, wait.
09:22There's just something
09:23about it, okay?
09:25You're worried?
09:26Yes.
09:27I'm more worried about myself
09:28and what you're doing.
09:56So, in your opinion,
09:57is Pakyao's guess true?
10:00Yes, it's true.
10:01You're making me nervous, Kap.
10:02What if something happens
10:03to Pakyao here?
10:05Wait, wait.
10:06What we should do is
10:08to do this.
10:09Like this.
10:11What's that?
10:12It looks like a prank.
10:13No.
10:14In basketball,
10:15we need to be tight-guarding.
10:16Let's be alert.
10:17Okay, okay.
10:18Like this.
10:19Behind.
10:22I thought it was a bone.
10:23It's a chunk.
10:24Let's do this.
10:25Yes, let's do this.
10:26Does this look like a sign?
10:27No.
10:28It's just a sign.
10:29There.
10:31Manny is here.
10:32He's here.
10:35Idol, Manny.
10:36Manny.
10:37Manny, are you okay?
10:39Yes.
10:40Yes.
10:43Manny.
10:44Later, later.
10:45We need to talk.
10:46Manny, Manny.
10:47Thank you
10:48for coming back to us.
10:50Thank you very much.
10:51And now,
10:52BJ will request
10:54for a dance.
10:56Manny!
10:57Manny!
10:58Manny!
10:59What did you say?
11:00You're so stingy,
11:01what did you ask from Idol?
11:02You're so annoying.
11:03No, I said to Manny
11:05that you're so kind.
11:07That's why I requested
11:08for us to come back here.
11:09Wow.
11:12You're so happy.
11:14He's really kind, actually.
11:16He's really kind.
11:20Manny,
11:21I have a question.
11:22When are you going to start boxing?
11:25Um
11:55Oh
12:25Sorry, yeah
12:55Sorry, yeah
13:25When you're back
13:27Oh my god
13:31Yeah
13:33Oh
13:35Yeah
13:37Yeah
13:39Yeah
13:41Yeah
13:43Yeah
13:45Yeah
13:47Yeah
13:49Yeah
13:51Yeah
13:53Palacio
14:04Oh
14:23Daddy can't do it. It's too hard.
14:25You can do it.
14:26It's too hard. I can't do it.
14:34You try it.
14:36Push up, push up.
14:38Push up. You can do it.
14:45It's too hard. Look at me.
14:47I can't do it.
14:49You two, get out of there.
14:52I can't do it.
14:53You can't do it.
14:54Why? What about you?
14:56Sit on my back while I talk to you.
14:58What's that?
14:59That's a different kind of push-up.
15:01I can't do it.
15:02That's a different kind of push-up.
15:03See how strong he is.
15:05He's strong.
15:07He's strong.
15:08He's strong.
15:10He can't do it.
15:12If you want, you can do two more.
15:14Two more?
15:15Two more, Daddy.
15:16You can do it.
15:18You can do it.
15:19You can do it.
15:20Let's see.
15:22There.
15:26This one.
15:31Okay.
15:32It's okay.
15:33It's okay.
15:34It's okay.
15:36Push up, push up.
15:37What's wrong with you? Why are you so stubborn?
15:39What's wrong with you?
15:40You can't do it.
15:42You can't do it.
15:43There.
15:44What's that?
15:45Why are you so stubborn?
15:48You're stubborn.
15:49You're stubborn.
15:51You're stubborn.
15:52You're stubborn.
15:54There.
15:55That's enough.
15:56Let's stop this training.
15:58For a better result, let's fight.
16:00Yes, let's fight.
16:02And to make this exciting,
16:04let's add some push-ups.
16:06Push-ups?
16:07Push-ups?
16:08How many are we doing?
16:09300,000.
16:11That's a lot.
16:12300,000?
16:13I don't care about real life.
16:15100,000.
16:16100,000.
16:17100,000.
16:18Okay.
16:19I'll do it.
16:20I'll hide.
16:21You'll hide?
16:22Yes.
16:23Of course.
16:24Okay, I'll give it to you later.
16:25I'll just give you 100,000.
16:26Wait, wait.
16:27I don't have 100,000.
16:28I'll just give you the chips.
16:30The fight?
16:31Yes.
16:32Yes.
16:33Yes.
16:34Yes.
16:35Yes.
16:36Yes.
16:37Yes.
16:38Yes.
16:39Yes.
16:40Yes.
16:41Yes.
16:42Yes.
16:43Yes.
16:44Yes.
16:45Yes.
16:46Yes.
16:47Yes.
16:48Yes.
16:49Yes.
16:50Yes.
16:51What?
16:52Yes.
16:53I'm not wearing any underwear.
16:54Yes.
16:55Go ahead and try it.
16:56Let's try jumping rope.
16:57Jump rope.
16:58Let's try it.
16:59Let's try it.
17:00Let's try it.
17:01What?
17:02What?
17:03What?
17:04What do you mean?
17:05What do you mean?
17:06The latest.
17:07What's latest?
17:08Ryan and Jolo will be fighting in boxing.
17:10Really?
17:11Yes.
17:12Why?
17:13Cap, let them read what they're good at.
17:16You're getting on my nerves.
17:18Why?
17:19I can smell it.
17:20It's not hard.
17:21I can smell it.
17:22Of course it's hard.
17:23It's because you're strong.
17:24Right?
17:25You're so mean.
17:26What are you trying to say?
17:27Anyways, it's good that Gigi was stolen by two men.
17:34Vivian, don't be jealous.
17:37It's in the nature.
17:38What's in the nature?
17:40Cap, you're so mean.
17:42He was also stolen by two women.
17:44You and Gigi.
17:47Right?
17:48It's not fair.
17:49It's unfair.
17:50What's unfair?
17:51Okay, let's do something else.
17:52What were you doing earlier?
17:54We're playing tag.
17:55Let's play tag.
17:56Okay.
17:57You two.
17:58Okay.
17:59Where are you going?
18:00We're playing tag.
18:01Where are you going?
18:02Okay.
18:03Where are you going?
18:04You're mine.
18:05Huh?
18:06No, you're mine.
18:07What?
18:08You're mine.
18:09Wait.
18:10Wait.
18:11Wait.
18:12What's wrong?
18:13What's wrong?
18:14Two women.
18:15One man.
18:28Idol, can I ask you something?
18:31What is it?
18:32How did you win in boxing?
18:34Wait, why are you interested in boxing?
18:37Because my rival, Gigi, is a hammer.
18:41Huh?
18:42Because of a woman?
18:43Just like that.
18:46Do you really want to win?
18:48Of course.
18:49I want to win.
18:50Then, let's have you lose.
18:52Me?
18:53Let her lose?
18:54I really want to win.
18:56Why would I let her lose?
18:57You, Jolo.
18:58You're asking for advice from the champion
19:00and you won't listen.
19:02Hey, come here.
19:03Yes, listen to me.
19:06Hey!
19:09Hey!
19:10Relax.
19:11What are you waiting for?
19:12What are you doing?
19:13I'm just holding her.
19:14What are you holding?
19:15I'm just holding her.
19:16Just hold her for a second.
19:17Okay.
19:18Just hold her for a second.
19:19Okay.
19:20Cap.
19:21Yes?
19:22Manny will take care of her.
19:23Not her.
19:24Really, Cap?
19:25Yes.
19:26And Jolo is asking me again.
19:29Yes, he's asking for advice.
19:31Advice from what?
19:32He wants to teach me boxing.
19:34Wait, wait.
19:35Manny, it's better if Jolo is teaching you.
19:38You need to show him.
19:40Idiot!
19:41Just a sample.
19:42Just a sample.
19:43Just a sample.
19:44Just a sample.
19:45Just a sample.
19:46Okay.
19:47I'm just joking.
19:48I'm just joking.
19:49I'm just joking, Manny.
19:50Here, this is strong.
19:52Ouch!
19:53Ouch!
19:54Ouch!
19:55Ouch!
19:56Ouch!
19:57Ouch!
19:58Ouch!
19:59Ouch!
20:00Ouch!
20:01Ouch!
20:02Ouch!
20:03Okay, Manny.
20:04He can do his.
20:05He can do his.
20:06He can do his, anyways.
20:07Yes, okay.
20:08Fight.
20:09Fight.
20:10Open.
20:11I've been a boxer yes.
20:13Yes.
20:14Dangerous.
20:15Watch him.
20:16Dangerous.
20:17The gun.
20:18Yes.
20:19Take his.
20:20Yes.
20:21Yes.
20:22Ow!
20:23Yes.
20:24Yes.
20:25Yeah!
20:26Yes, Patrick.
20:27You just won't give up, Mike, just won't give up.
20:28Yes.
20:29He's alright, he's okay.
20:30Wait.
20:31The fluid didn't go into the water.
20:32♪ All on your trails, oh, hear the angels' voices ♪
20:39♪ Oh, night divine ♪
20:44Okay, now.
20:47Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner,
20:52Ryan, the attorney, boy!
20:55Yeah!
20:56Yeah!
20:57Yeah!
20:58Yeah!
20:59Yeah!
20:59Yeah!
21:00Yeah!
21:01Yeah!
21:03In this corner,
21:04Joe Low!
21:05Joe!
21:06Joe!
21:07Joe!
21:08Joe!
21:09Joe!
21:10Joe!
21:10Joe!
21:11Joe!
21:12Joe!
21:13Joe!
21:14Joe!
21:14Joe!
21:15Joe!
21:16Joe!
21:17Oh, no, now, Coach Joe Low,
21:20Timothy Parker!
21:21Timothy!
21:22Timothy!
21:23Timothy!
21:24Yes!
21:25And in this corner, this is Ryan, the attorney,
21:27attorney himself!
21:29Attorney!
21:30Attorney!
21:31Attorney!
21:31Okay, no hitting below the belt, and no hitting also below the shoulder or below the neck.
21:44Okay?
21:45Walang tatawa pag nakatama.
21:48Pa!
21:49Tinamaan, ngiti lang.
21:51Parang walang nangyari.
21:53Okay?
21:54Okay?
21:55Go!
21:56For your information, ako ang announcer, ako ang referee, at ako rin ang ring bell.
22:10Okay?
22:11Okay, ito ha?
22:13Kompleto yan.
22:15Okay, kumisahan natin ang round one!
22:27Pagkangapagod, eh!
22:29Okay, ita!
22:31Tanaidan, o siya torne, o!
22:33Okay.
22:34Okay!
22:35Okay, mga kocha, kumpito natin ang round one!
22:42Yes!
22:43Gatungo!
22:44Gatungo!
22:45Gatungo!
22:46Gatungo!
22:47Gatungo!
22:48Gatungo!
22:49Gatungo!
22:50Gatungo!
22:51Gatungo!
22:52Gatungo!
22:53Gatungo!
22:54Gatungo!
22:55Gatungo!
22:56Gatungo!
22:57Gatungo!
22:58Gatungo!
22:59Gatungo!
23:00Gatungo!
23:01Gatungo!
23:02Gatungo!
23:03Gatungo!
23:04Gatungo!
23:05Gatungo!
23:06Gatungo!
23:07Kumpit?
23:08Tomat!
23:09Tomat?
23:10Tomat?
23:11Tumat!
23:12Mouth fish!
23:13Dapat-dapat!
23:14Hindi naman mouth fish yan, Chiklet!
23:15Ah, chiklet ba?
23:16Sayo!
23:17Go!
23:18So one!
23:19Go!
23:20Two!
23:21One!
23:22Two!
23:23Get him.
23:24No!
23:25Just get him.
23:26He's down there!
23:27I was just wiping his mouth.
23:28Oh, my God.
23:29Hey!
23:30Hey!
23:31That's it.
23:33Whoo!
23:34Yeah!
23:35Okay.
23:36Round 2.
23:37You're done?
23:38Round 2.
23:39Round 2.
23:40Go!
23:41Go!
23:42Coach, are you okay?
23:43Are you okay, coach?
23:44No.
23:45Why?
23:46Do you really have to lose?
23:47You have to follow your coach.
23:48You have to follow your instructions.
23:49You're just playing.
23:50You're just playing.
23:51You're just playing.
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25:032 Metro!
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25:052 Metro!
25:062 Metro!
25:072 Metro!
25:082 Metro!
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25:2010!
25:2110!
25:22And the winner, Ryan!
25:28Wait a minute.
25:29What happened to you?
25:30I'm okay.
25:31I just got hit by a car.
25:33A car?
25:34And I got hit by a car.
25:36I got knocked out.
25:37It hurts.
25:38It hurts?
25:39Yes.
25:40Can you still do it?
25:42No.
25:43I think you need to kiss.
25:45Kiss?
25:46Yes, kiss.
25:47Just one.
25:48Just one kiss.
25:49If you don't kiss me, I'll hit you.
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27:34Thank you!
27:41Gee!
27:42Put your hands in the air now.
27:43Come on, you all.
27:44Everybody put your hands in the air!
27:46Come on!
27:47Everybody put your hands in the air!
27:48Now, one, two, three, four!
27:51Idol, my idol...
27:53Idol Toshika.
27:56Idol, my idol.
27:58Idol Toshika.
28:00All of them, four!
28:01Idol, my idol,
28:03IDOL KO SIKAP
28:05IDOL NA IDOL
28:07IDOL KO SIKAP
28:09Alam niyo na kung sino'y lalapitan
28:11Sa panahon na kagibitan
28:13At kung di niyo alam pakiusap lang
28:15PLEASE
28:17Pwede ba kung maghumarang sa daan
28:19Raseguman o turugistan
28:21Magagancho
28:23Human na na dito
28:25Siya ang kapitan
28:27Kaya wag tagu na kung ayaw niyo masaktan
28:29IDOL KO SIKAP
28:31Welcome!
28:33Lagot ka! Lagot ka!
28:35Nagsusumbot kita!
28:51Hoy! Goto! Goto!
28:53Ah, Kuya!
28:55Mali na ka pa rin. Ayos nang-ayos yung damit mo, ha?
28:57Saan ka?
28:59Saan ko? Audisyon!
29:01Saan? Saan? Audisyon?
29:03Kakanta ka?
29:05Baka lang time na yung dala. Ilang araw ba yung audition mo?
29:07Hindi, alam mo na. Iba na yung handa.
29:09Alam mo, pili ko yun eh.
29:11Sa-swertin ako.
29:13Sa-swertin?
29:15Ikaw talaga, hindi ka nag-iingat.
29:17Magdadala ka ng bali.
29:19Hindi mo ba alam? Baka mahuli ka rin at mademanda ka
29:21illegal possession of firearm.
29:23Anong illegal possession of firearm?
29:25Kuya! Kahoy ito!
29:27Ay! Illegal possession of firewood!
29:31Baka camping kami dun eh.
29:33Kailangan namin yung kahoy.
29:35Okay.
29:37Teka mo na.
29:39Ano ba yung inaudition mo? Ano ba role mo dyan?
29:41Oo nga. Ano ba yung role mo dyan?
29:43Tinatanong mo kung anong role ko?
29:45Sige nga.
29:47Ako taga ganun sa bida.
29:49Asasin ni Turtu.
29:51Ikaw ang titira dun sa bida?
29:53Ang titira?
29:55Ganito kasi yun eh.
30:01Idol!
30:03Kanina mo ba ako inaintay?
30:05Galing.
30:07Ikaw yung bida. Sagot!
30:09Oo! Malina pa!
30:11Pasensya na. Nagpakulu pa ako ng tubig.
30:13Kapi to eh. Kapi.
30:17Kapi to eh.
30:19Asasin mo kami ni...
30:21Ano pala yung inaudition mo?
30:23Sige nga.
30:25Oo. Bakit?
30:29Oo.
30:31Oo.
30:35Oo.
30:37Oo.
30:39Oo.
30:41Oo.
30:43Oo.
30:45Oo.
30:47Oo.
30:49Oo.
30:51Oo.
30:53Hi. Nako.
30:55Malamang buhay to.
30:57Boring.
30:59Wala malamg TV. Wala malamg cutie
31:01na customer.
31:03Kailangan ko na talaga magpalit
31:05ng day job. Hindi ako nababagay dito.
31:07Ako yung may excitement.
31:13Tisay. Tisay. Tisay.
31:15Wag ka na magsalita ng ganyan.
31:17Gusto mo mali bang ayan may radio dyan?
31:19Ba't niya patutungin?
31:21Chaka naman lilibang ka.
31:23Ano naman ang exciting sa radio?
31:25Alam mo, ikaw talaga. Minsin di ka nag-iisip eh.
31:27Ganto na lang. Pupunta na lang ako
31:29sa parlor. Magpapa-manicure, pedicure ako.
31:31Dahil doon, may excitement.
31:33Maraming chismis doon.
31:37Joke ko na.
31:45Eh bakit namang kasi hindi mo sinigurado
31:47kung direntahan mo sa sakyan?
31:49Sobrang ako, Direk. Hindi ka naman
31:51kasi alam na masisiraan tayo eh.
31:53Ngayon to. Late na ako
31:55sa appointment ko. Alam mo naman, naghahanap tayo
31:57ng artista na para
31:59lead role doon sa short film ko.
32:01Pasensya na ho talaga.
32:03Direk, mabuti pa ho. Magpalamig muna kayo dito.
32:05Tatawag mo ako ng taxi.
32:07Sige. Bilisan mo.
32:17Hmph, hmph.
32:39Ah, tus ikaw.
32:41Strat
32:43strut
32:45Check it out.
32:46Check it out.
32:47Check it out.
32:48Hey, hey, Pam!
32:49What are you doing?
32:50Haven't you seen it?
32:52She's dancing!
32:53You know what?
32:54Don't ask.
32:55We're dancers.
32:57Don't you understand?
32:59I'm entertaining you.
33:01We were born to be entertainers.
33:03My dad used to be a go-go dancer.
33:06My dad used to be a macho dancer.
33:12Okay, okay.
33:13I'll bring a hair gel.
33:17Hair gel?
33:19Action star!
33:20I'm the one using it.
33:23Give me the hair gel.
33:24Hair gel.
33:27I can't use it.
33:38Hair gel.
33:39Huh?
33:40What?
33:41I can't breathe.
33:44Oh, no.
33:47Hair gel.
33:48Hair gel.
33:49Don't move.
33:50Don't move.
33:51Give me the money.
33:52Give me the money.
33:53I said, give me the money.
33:55Hurry up.
33:56Give me the money.
33:57He said, don't move.
34:01Wait, wait.
34:12Shut up.
34:20Cut.
34:23Good, good.
34:24Very good.
34:26You're hired.
34:28What?
34:29What now?
34:31Thank you, sir.
34:33I told you, this is my break.
34:36No, not you.
34:37Not you.
34:38You.
34:39I'll talk to him.
34:40Who are you?
34:41I'm Direk Sean.
34:44I heard earlier that you want to be an artist.
34:47I might be able to help you with that.
34:54Yes, sir.
34:55But...
34:56Direk, the taxi is here.
34:58We don't need it anymore.
35:00I think I saw what we need.
35:03Come here.
35:04Let's sit here.
35:05Let's talk business.
35:11Toto loves me?
35:14All along?
35:15All this time?
35:16Toto loves me not?
35:17Toto loves me...
35:20Yes, of course he does.
35:22Toto loves me not?
35:23Toto truly, deeply, emotionally, and naturally loves me?
35:28That is so true.
35:30Toto loves me not?
35:33Toto loves me not?
35:35This cannot be.
35:36Toto loves me not?
35:38This cannot be.
35:40Tommy, what are you doing?
35:43Why are you removing the petals of the flower?
35:46Don't you know?
35:47They're living things too.
35:49Yeah, they're living things too.
35:50The flower is pitiful.
35:52It doesn't look like a living thing anymore.
35:54You're right.
35:55It looks like a dead flower.
35:58But I won't kill it.
36:00Who are you?
36:01Give me this flower.
36:03I hate roses.
36:04I never liked them.
36:06Why are you in a hurry?
36:07Where are you taking us?
36:09We're going out.
36:11I'll give you a ride.
36:12Because you gave me a break.
36:16Where are you going?
36:19We're going out.
36:21I'll give you a ride.
36:23Do you know this?
36:24I haven't eaten in a restaurant for a long time.
36:26Really?
36:27You can taste the fried chicken.
36:29Excuse me.
36:30Excuse me.
36:32Excuse me.
36:36You're an artist.
36:38Yes.
36:41It's true.
36:42I have a contract.
36:43I was hired right away.
36:45And I'm not an extra today.
36:47I'm a star.
36:50I'm a star.
36:51Is that true?
36:52Is that true?
36:53What's your role?
36:54You know what?
36:55Whatever role the director gives me,
36:57I'll get it.
36:59Because I'm an artist.
37:00Well, that's real.
37:01Wait.
37:02Maybe he'll give you a role as a seaman.
37:04Yes.
37:05You'll have to fight with the fish.
37:07Yes.
37:09You'll have to fight with the band of brothers.
37:12Yes.
37:14Maybe he'll give you a role as a pilot.
37:16And you'll have to host Abu Sayyaf.
37:19Yes.
37:23Whatever role the director gives me,
37:25I'll get it.
37:26Cut!
37:27Maybe this is a war film.
37:30You'll have no legs, no hands,
37:32and you'll have to fight with the fish.
37:35Or,
37:37you're an environmentalist
37:39who saved the trees in the middle of the park.
37:41Yes!
37:43Next.
37:44Hey, wait.
37:45You have a lot to say.
37:46Or this.
37:47Listen to the director.
37:49I feel like
37:51your role here
37:52and you
37:53is a...
37:54What?
37:57You're a man
37:58who's in love.
37:59Wait,
38:00you're falling in love behind my back.
38:02You're a man
38:03in love
38:04with a woman
38:05who has denim jeans,
38:07a white shirt,
38:09and white sneakers
38:10with a little blue on the side
38:13to match the color combination.
38:15Okay.
38:17You know,
38:19but I'm not saying it's me.
38:21I'm not saying that.
38:22Actually,
38:23I just said the words.
38:24It's like that.
38:25Cut it.
38:27Don't call the director.
38:28Hello?
38:29Hi, director.
38:31Hello, Toto.
38:33You know,
38:34I finished the script.
38:35And I'm sure
38:36you'll like your role.
38:38Really, director?
38:39You know,
38:40I'm excited
38:41to find out
38:42what my role is.
38:43The truth is,
38:44I'm asking you.
38:48Director, director.
38:49What's my role?
38:51You're a...
38:54Hey, what's your role?
38:57Director,
38:58what's my role?
39:00You're a...
39:01macho...
39:02womanizer.
39:05The role is challenging.
39:07Okay, Toto.
39:08See you tomorrow.
39:09Bye-bye.
39:11Okay, director.
39:12Okay, director.
39:21You know,
39:22I told you,
39:23it's confidential.
39:24It's like a commercial.
39:25You don't have to...
39:26You can't say it.
39:27Ah, okay.
39:28Let's eat.
39:29Let's eat.
39:30I'll go inside.
39:31Hey,
39:32let's eat outside.
39:33Let's eat inside.
39:35Wait,
39:36I'll tell you, Toto.
39:39Before you leave,
39:40rest well, okay?
39:42Why?
39:43To have a good fight?
39:44Because
39:45we're very proud of you.
39:46And remember,
39:47bring home the bacon.
39:48If not the bacon,
39:49you can try the hotdog.
39:50Okay,
39:51go rest.
39:53Go home!
40:08Director?
40:09Where's the director?
40:10Director?
40:11Where's the director?
40:13Director?
40:14Director?
40:15Where's the director?
40:16I'm sorry, sir.
40:17Huh?
40:18What do you want?
40:19I want to see the director.
40:20Where's the director?
40:21Direk?
40:22She's busy.
40:23Come back tomorrow.
40:24What?
40:25I don't care who I am.
40:26I'm here now, so I need to see Direk.
40:29Direk?
40:30She's busy.
40:31Where's Direk?
40:32Direk?
40:33Come back tomorrow.
40:34No, I can't.
40:35I can't.
40:36Why is there a mess in our office?
40:39I was looking for you.
40:40I told you you're busy.
40:41Come back tomorrow.
40:42I don't want to.
40:43Hi, Direk.
40:44Who are you?
40:45Direk, I'm Madame Tusha.
40:48This is my daughter, Tisay.
40:51Hi.
40:52Tisay wants to be an artist, Direk.
40:55Yes.
40:56You know, Madame, I don't need her class in my movie.
41:01I don't need it.
41:03Direk, you don't know what you're saying.
41:06Do you know that I have a lot of talents?
41:09Do you know that I'm good at dancing?
41:125, 6, 7, 8.
41:14Woo!
41:15Woo!
41:16Ah!
41:17Woo!
41:18Woo!
41:19Yes!
41:20Yes!
41:21Go!
41:22Go, Tisay!
41:23Go!
41:24Sorry.
41:25Sorry.
41:26Sorry, Direk.
41:27I don't need a good dancer in my movie.
41:28No, Direk.
41:29It's not just my talent in dancing.
41:30I'm also good at singing.
41:31Go!
41:32Go!
41:33Go!
41:34Go!
41:35Sing!
41:36I'm the one who won!
41:37I'm so good!
41:38Sorry, Direk.
41:39I don't need a singer in my movie.
41:43I'm good at acting.
41:44Action!
41:45You're nothing but a second-rate trying hard pussycat!
41:53Pussycat!
41:57Sorry.
41:58Sorry.
41:59Madam, I can't help you.
42:01I don't need a good dancer in my movie.
42:04Okay?
42:05What do you need?
42:06I need a young man.
42:09Wait!
42:11Young man?
42:12Direk, give me two weeks.
42:14Just two weeks.
42:15I'm a young man.
42:16What?
42:17Just like your powers?
42:18My doctor is good.
42:19I've been asking you for two weeks.
42:21Are you a young man?
42:23Let me meet your doctor.
42:25Okay.
42:26But...
42:27You can talk to him.
42:30Wait.
42:31Madam, wait.
42:32Okay.
42:33Is this enough?
42:35Direk.
42:36Yes?
42:37You know...
42:38Money?
42:39You know, we can talk about that.
42:42My movie will be better if he's with me.
42:45Okay?
42:46You don't need to be a man.
42:47Yes.
42:48I don't need to be a man.
42:49I'll find a way.
42:50I'll prepare the script for you.
42:53Let's meet tomorrow.
42:54Okay?
42:55Yes.
42:56Let's go.
42:57Okay.
42:58I want to thank you.
43:02No, no.
43:03Let's go.
43:04Okay.
43:05Yes, yes.
43:06Okay.
43:07Go, go, go.
43:09Thank you, Direk.
43:11Okay.
43:12Bye.
43:13Bye-bye.
43:14Direk, Direk.
43:15Yes?
43:16You said you need young men.
43:19Yes.
43:20Jean, remember.
43:23Our budget is short.
43:25That's why we need money.
43:27It's just an etching.
43:28But I'll find a way.
43:29I'll find a way.
43:30Okay?
43:31Okay.
43:32Yes.
43:33Direk.
43:34Oh.
43:35Toto.
43:36Come here, Toto.
43:37Exactly, exactly.
43:38Sit here.
43:39Sit here, Toto.
43:40Exactly.
43:41I'm so excited.
43:42You know, Toto.
43:43I want to know how you're going to attack your role in my movie.
43:50Direk, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
43:52I want to tell you that I can't handle the role you're giving me.
43:57Oh, no.
43:58You can't.
43:59You can't.
44:00And the script is done.
44:01And you should be there.
44:03And remember, sign the contract.
44:06And the shooting is tomorrow.
44:07You can't back out.
44:08No, Direk.
44:09You can give the lead role to someone else and I'll just be a sidekick.
44:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
44:15Remember, if you want to reach the demand, I can't do anything.
44:22If you insist, we might reach the demand.
44:25Right?
44:27Really?
44:28Yes.
44:31It's up to you.
44:32Okay.
44:33Good, good, good.
44:34Okay.
44:35So, this is your script.
44:37And Jean, this is your costume.
44:40Your costume.
44:42This is perfect.
44:44Okay.
44:45Here.
44:46This is your costume.
44:48And I want you to be comfortable in your costume.
44:52So, it's better if you measure it.
44:55At the same time, we'll pictorialize it for the promo and press.
44:59Okay?
45:00Okay, put it on.
45:01I'll put it on?
45:02Yes.
45:03Put it on.
45:04Put it on.
45:05Take off your jacket.
45:06Put it on.
45:15It's hard to take it off.
45:17We need to give it to Direk because…
45:19No.
45:20No, it's important.
45:21He's busy.
45:24That's why Tuto wants to be an artist because he has a replacement.
45:28No.
45:30Yes.
45:31He's so eager.
45:32Yes.
45:34Yes.
45:37It's hard to tell you this, but I can't stop myself.
45:44I did everything.
45:46I did everything to be close to you.
45:50I love you.
45:53Do you love me?
45:56You don't want to answer?
46:00Armando.
46:02I love you so much, Armando.
46:06What?
46:07Are you just going to be quiet?
46:11Hey, what are you doing?
46:12Huh?
46:13What are you doing?
46:14Nothing.
46:15I'm going to sleep.
46:16I'm going to sleep.
46:17What's this?
46:18Huh?
46:19What's this?
46:20Script.
46:21Script.
46:22Wait a minute.
46:23I haven't read the script.
46:24Wait a minute.
46:25I haven't read the script.
46:26Is this a movie?
46:27Yes.
46:28Wait a minute.
46:29Wait a minute.
46:31What's this?
46:34I haven't read the script.
46:40What's this?
46:41I haven't read the script.
46:42Huh?
46:43I haven't read the script.
46:44It's like I'm in a movie.
46:45It's like I'm in a movie.
46:46Is this a movie?
46:47Yes, it is.
46:48Are you drunk again?
46:49Yes, I'm drunk.
46:51I'm going to sleep.
46:52I'm going to rest.
46:53We'll go with you.
46:54We'll go with you.
46:55Huh?
46:56Do you remember me?
46:57Armando, do you remember me?
46:58Wait.
46:59This is my location.
47:00Where's your location?
47:01It's far away.
47:02Where is it?
47:03Is it with me?
47:04It's far away.
47:05It's far away.
47:06But I'll remember you.
47:07Where did you bring your stuff?
47:08Is it here?
47:09Is it here?
47:10It's here.
47:11Hey.
47:12What's this?
47:13What's this?
47:16Why is there a girl's door?
47:18Why do you have a blouse here?
47:19Oh my.
47:20What's this?
47:21Earlier, we had a workshop with Loris Galien.
47:24Our director?
47:25Yes.
47:26But my leading lady left it.
47:28You know what?
47:29What I mean is,
47:30you're just getting started.
47:32Your leading lady is already discussing
47:34what you threw away.
47:36Right?
47:37That's how we are, right?
47:38I'll go with you.
47:39Huh?
47:40I'll go with your leading lady.
47:41Me too.
47:42Don't bring your clothes.
47:43I'll remember you.
47:44Don't.
47:45Don't follow me.
47:46It's just a surprise.
47:47It's just a surprise.
47:48So you can watch the movie.
47:49You'll see me there.
47:50Okay.
47:51I'm going to sleep.
47:52I'm going to rest.
47:53You're going to sleep right away.
47:54I'm going to rest.
47:55Why?
47:56So I don't have any bags.
48:00That's not true.
48:02I have a bag, idiot.
48:03I have a bag.
48:04I have a bag.
48:05Both of us have a bag.
48:07Okay.
48:08I'm going to sleep.
48:09Okay.
48:12You know what?
48:14I think he's going to do that
48:15if he gets a bading.
48:17Huh?
48:18Huh?
48:19He's going to get a bading.
48:20He's a man.
48:25I'm going to sleep.
48:26I'm going to rest.
48:27I'm going to sleep.
48:28I'm going to rest.
48:29I'm going to rest.
48:30Headlock,
48:31turn on the lights
48:32so we can start shooting.
48:33Okay.
48:35Where are the other actors?
48:36How are we going to shoot?
48:37Jean, where are the actors?
48:38They're coming, Director.
48:40Oh no, they're here.
48:43We're late.
48:44What will we do?
48:46Director,
48:47I'm ready.
48:50Are you ready?
48:51Yes, I'm ready.
48:52Who are we shooting?
48:53Are we going to shoot here?
48:54I thought your artiste was ready. She's already wearing makeup.
48:56I'm already wearing makeup.
48:58You're already wearing makeup?
49:00I'm already wearing makeup.
49:02She doesn't want to wear makeup.
49:04I'm already wearing makeup.
49:06No, because that look doesn't suit you.
49:08It's better if you wear blue.
49:10Oh, wait. I'll change it to blue.
49:12I told you, Maxim.
49:14I didn't intend to wear makeup.
49:16I'll change it to blue.
49:18Wait, wait.
49:20I think there's a bug.
49:22Let's go.
49:24Why?
49:26It's a cockroach.
49:28Cockroach?
49:30It's not a bug.
49:32Thank you, doctor.
49:34Blue.
49:36Blue.
49:38Blue.
49:40Blue.
49:42Blue.
49:44Blue.
49:46Blue.
49:48Let's go.
49:50Okay, no problem.
49:52We're still on time.
49:56Wow.
49:58You're so beautiful.
50:00So beautiful.
50:02Sexy, sexy.
50:06That's the look
50:08that I really like.
50:10It's perfect for our movie.
50:12Okay?
50:14Is that okay, director?
50:16Yes.
50:18It's perfect.
50:22Wait.
50:24I'll adjust the lights
50:26so we can start, okay?
50:28Light man.
50:30Why do I look like this?
50:32It doesn't suit me.
50:34I'm an action star and I look like this.
50:36You'll be famous.
50:38I'll be famous.
50:40He wants to be direct.
50:42This is how you do taping, right?
50:44Are you sure this is how you do taping?
50:46Yes, I'm sure this is how you do taping.
50:48Really?
50:50I don't think so.
50:52Ask him.
50:56Miss, excuse me.
50:58I want to ask, can I ask?
51:00What is it?
51:02We just want to ask
51:04where is Toto's dressing room?
51:06Is it finished?
51:08Miss, are you stupid?
51:12It's different.
51:14Yes.
51:16Why is it different?
51:18I'll ask you something.
51:20I think we're already on a date.
51:22Hey!
51:24Don't make me angry.
51:26I don't know you.
51:28Toto, are you ready?
51:30What?
51:32I'm leaving.
51:34Where are you going?
51:36We're going on a date.
51:38Are you ready, Toto?
51:40Toto!
51:42Excuse me.
51:44Surprise!
51:46I can't believe this.
51:50You should be a leading man.
51:52I'm sorry.
51:54This is what Raul gave me.
51:56I can't refuse it.
51:58I'm sorry.
52:04Go back to your wig.
52:06We're going to shoot.
52:08You don't need to be on set.
52:10We're going to shoot.
52:12What?
52:14Close the door.
52:16Let's go.
52:18Why?
52:20I want to watch it.
52:22Toto, take your wig off.
52:24We're going to shoot.
52:26Let's go.
52:28We're going to shoot.
52:30Take your wig off.
52:32Toto, take your wig off.
52:34I don't want to.
52:36I don't want to.
52:38Jean, come here.
52:40Call my lawyer.
52:42Call my lawyer.
52:44I'm going to jail you.
52:46I'm going to jail you.
52:48He won't be jailed.
52:50You'll be jailed.
52:52Why me?
52:54I'm an undercover cop.
52:56You're a porn star director.
52:58You sell your movies abroad.
53:00You scare and blackmail your actors.
53:04You're crazy.
53:06Toto, don't.
53:08Toto, don't.
53:10Toto, don't.
53:12Toto, don't.
53:14Don't force me.
53:16Don't force me.
53:18Toto, don't.
53:20Toto, don't.
53:22Toto, don't.
53:24I'm sorry.
53:26I'm sorry.
53:28Toto, don't.
53:30I'm sorry.
53:32I'm sorry.
53:34I'm sorry.
53:36I'm sorry.
53:38I'm sorry.
53:40I was in the middle of shooting.
53:42Forgive me.
53:44I was in the middle of shooting.
53:46I'm going to pretend to cry.
53:48I was in the middle of shooting.
53:50I'm sorry.
53:52You should've known that I'm here!
53:54I'm here to make up!
53:56Okay, good!
53:57We're ready!
53:58Okay!
53:59Ready!
54:00Let's go!
54:01We're ready!
54:02Wait!
54:03What?
54:04Thank you for your help!
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