A killer is on the loose, making Douglas (Ogie Alcasid) extra protective of his children. Meanwhile, his old friend Ben (Benjie Paras) visits, but many suspect he might be the killer.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:05I found a raptor sa isang tabi
00:09Kaya ayong laging luwa
00:12Ng aking melibi
00:16Di naman ito nang hitlad
00:19Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:23Sa sarang isang sumanggulat
00:26Ay robot!
00:27Ay robot pala
00:30Nami ratlan ay robot pala
00:33Ngunit walang problema
00:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay robot!
00:56...
01:26Woo! Ha!
01:34Alam mo Kaloy
01:36Alam mo Kaloy yung ano eh
01:38Alam mo Kaloy
01:45Kaloy
01:46Alam mo ba Kaloy
01:47Pae magdipinsan sa ama
01:49Pero pagdating doon sa ina
01:51Yung lahi ko daw eh
01:53Aliman
01:54Animal?
01:55Hindi animal, aliman
01:56Oh, aliman
01:57Eh ikaw, ano naman lahi mo?
01:59Ang pagkakasabi ng nalay ko
02:01Portugis
02:02Portugis daw ako
02:04Portugis daw?
02:05Paano man manalaman yun?
02:07Ipaliwalag mo nga!
02:09Kasi doon, pag binapagalitan akong nalay ko
02:11Ang likot ko eh
02:12Irawak na walis yan
02:13Habang binapalo ako
02:15Portugis ka mga daka!
02:17Portugis ka mga daka!
02:19Portugis ka!
02:20Portugis ka!
02:21Tama na!
02:22Tama na!
02:23Tama na yan!
02:30Mmm!
02:31Sarap talaga, no?
02:32Sarap ng ham!
02:34Alam mo, mga anak
02:36Hindi lahat ng pamilya nakakakain ng ham
02:39Napa-sweatin yung mga bata
02:42Tatay naman!
02:43Ilang araw na tayo nagbe-breakfast ng ham
02:46Pwede po ba?
02:47Iba naman
02:48Masyadong tsaka na anak
02:49Ang dami kasi nagregalo ng ham sa atin eh
02:51Ino-ubos lang natin
02:54Alam mo tatay, may paraan dyan para mawala yung lasa ng ham
02:58Mag-dessert na lang tayo!
03:00Ang galing naman ako!
03:02Mag-dessert kama, gusto mo?
03:03Anong dessert natin?
03:04One dessert
03:05Anong? Tika-tika tayo
03:06Anong dessert natin?
03:07Bah! Ano pa?
03:08Eh di, fruitcake?
03:10Ayun na naman!
03:12Fruitcake yan eh
03:13Ayun na naman!
03:14Fruitcake
03:15Kaya mag-alala, konti na lang ito
03:18Ha?
03:19Ilan?
03:20Sixty-five pieces na lang yan
03:22Tansya ko siguro nga
03:24Two months and five days
03:28Tatay!
03:29Som-som na ako sa fruitcake eh
03:31Mukha ba?
03:32Sarap-sarap dyan eh
03:34Para kang ano
03:36Hoy!
03:37Uyok na rin to!
03:39Pag-aleg!
03:40Well, nag-jogging lang ng konti
03:43Kasi medyo nag-react na yung mga fans ko eh
03:45Eh, nawawala nila yung apps ko eh
03:47Ngayon yun lang po napansin yun
03:50Hmmm
03:51Teka muna, bakit kailangan kasama pa to si Sam?
03:55Kailangan daw niya ng kasama
03:57Tatay, natatakot daw kasi si Uncle Gringon
04:01Tatakot?
04:02Saan tatatakot?
04:03Ewan po tatay
04:06Kasi may usap-usapan na may serial killer daw na gumagala dito
04:11Serial killer?
04:13Oh!
04:14Teka, ano may serial killer?
04:16Killer, an individual with homicidal tendencies
04:19Serial, a breakfast meal made of corn and sugar
04:24Umapatay siya ng breakfast?
04:26Ipapapatay na din natin yung ham at saka yung fruitcake?
04:30Oo!
04:31Ay, hindi, hindi
04:32Anak, ano yan eh
04:33Ang serial killer, ano yan
04:35Parang yung serial na
04:40Basta ang hirap ipaliwanag eh
04:42Siguro, mag-iingat na lang tayo lagi ha?
04:46Lalong lang ha, pagkaagaling kayo sa eskwela
04:49Ano?
04:50Siguro dapat, hindi kayo makikiusap kahit kanino, no?
04:54Pagmamasik-masik kayo, tapos ito, ito, pintuhang ito ha?
04:57Tantahan yung mga anak ha?
04:58Tagay yung isa-asara
05:13Makikiusap sada po
05:15Huwag naman, huwag naman kami, huwag naman yung pamilya ko
05:19Douglas!
05:21Hindi mo ba ako natatandaan?
05:23Ako si Ben
05:26Si Ben, yung kapabata mo sa probinsya
05:28Ben?
05:29Ben! Oo!
05:33Hindi mo ako natatandaan?
05:34Hindi eh
05:35Ay naku, alay ka rito para mamaniwala ka
05:38Look at my mole
05:39Mole?
05:40Ano ba si Ben may mole nun?
05:43Ben!
05:44Oo!
05:45Ikaw na!
05:46Ano mo ako itaay sabi sa'yo eh?
05:48Ano na? Ano na na?
05:50Andale, bakit alaki mo?
05:51Bakit ka lumaki ng ganyan?
05:53Eh paano ako hindi lalaki?
05:54Eh ikaw kasi, napag-iwanan ka, hindi ka sumama sa amin, nagpapinyag kami
05:58Alam mo kasi, ang pagpapapinyag
06:00Ben, Ben!
06:01Sige, andito yung mga bata eh
06:06Ano kuya?
06:07Wag ka basta-basta magtiwala dyan ha?
06:08Suspecha ako ganyan
06:10Kuya, si Ben yan!
06:12Hindi ko ba naalala si Ben yan?
06:14Yung basama ko nung araw
06:16Clinton?
06:17Oo
06:19Ben!
06:20Oo!
06:21Ano ko ma?
06:22Ikaw naman hanggang ngayon nervyoso ka pa rin
06:24Nagtataka ka kasi matagal ako
06:26Dati pantay-pantay tayo
06:28Eh kasi ikaw din, hindi ka nagpapinyag nun eh, natakot ka eh
06:31Ay, stay out!
06:33Mga bata, mabuti pa siguro, pumasok na kayo, okay na kami dito
06:38Si Ben
06:40Ito Ben yan eh, agbigay ng tatay
06:43Oo, ano?
06:44Oo, sige, sige, sige
06:46Oo, oo
06:48Oo, sige, sige
06:50Natawag pa ba ang polis?
06:51Hindi na!
06:52Safe na, safe tayo dyan eh
06:54Sige
06:55Uncle Ben eh
06:56Sam, sige, salabas ka na lang
06:58Okay po
07:00Yung mga anak
07:01Kamusta na?
07:02Kamusta?
07:03I miss ko kayo
07:04Gamit pa rin siya yung mukha
07:07Douglas, siya nga pala
07:08Kamusta nga pala si Chona?
07:11Ah, si Chona eh, wala na siya eh
07:17Wala na
07:18Wala na?
07:20Sabi ko na nga ba, hindi tatagal yung relasyon nyo eh
07:22Kanina siya sumabat
07:25Okay, Lord
07:26Anong kanina?
07:27Ang ibig sabihin, yung mauna si Chona eh
07:30Wala na siya
07:31Teka, si...
07:32Si Chona?
07:33Oo
07:34Yung mauna
07:36Yung mauna
07:38Oo
07:41Tapos ang balita ko
07:43Matangkad at saka kalbo daw yung serial killer na yun
07:47Inatatakot nga ako
07:48Kasi paano pag magkaisa lang ako, tapos
07:50Nakasalubong ko siya
07:53Wag kang magalala ka
07:55Kahit ganong kalaki pa yung serial killer na yan
07:59Nandit dito ako
08:00Para ipagtanggol ka
08:05Ano ba?
08:07Hingi lang kami ng meriende, nagtatago ka na
08:10Hindi naman kayo pinagtatagunin
08:12Yung serial killer daw
08:15Alay, paano mong pagtatago si ate katay?
08:17Nakapakduwag mo namang parahin
08:18Ay
08:20Hindi ako nagtatago
08:21Hindi ako duwag
08:22Pinapakita ko lang ang mga bagong kungfu style
08:25Katulad ng Hiding Tiger
08:27Yung Eagles Claw
08:30Crane
08:31Chicken Feet
08:33Bird Flu
08:35At saka yung
08:36Drunken Beroy style
08:38Ay, ay, ano, ano?
08:39Ay, na, Tina Beroy!
08:40Ay, no!
08:44Tatandaan ba yung kababata natin sa progesya?
08:46Si Aling Ara?
08:48No, yun naman
08:49Yung nililigawan mo noon
08:50Tapos sinabi mo eh
08:51Ilalagay mo siya sa pedestal
08:53Bakit?
08:54Iligay ko naman talaga siya sa pedestal
08:56Oye, kaya mo siya nilagay dun
08:57Tapos binusuan mo
08:58Binusuan mo
09:00Bakit? Nakiboso ka rin eh
09:02Kunti
09:03Ah, pare
09:04Yung merienda niya ba talaga dito?
09:06Talagang fruitcake saka ham
09:09Pase, tsaka na Ben ha
09:10Kasi hindi
09:11Ang dami nagregalo nung ham tsaka fruitcake eh
09:13Kaya inuubos namin
09:14Pero masarap naman yan eh
09:15Ay, masarap na
09:16Oo
09:17Pare, isang bang banyo niyo rito?
09:19Medyo ano lang
09:20Ah, ganun ba?
09:21Ay, dito, dito
09:22Ay, baka, okay
09:23Sagi lang ako
09:25Ah, ah, Ben
09:26Ben
09:27Ah, medyo yuyuku ka ng konti ah
09:31Ah
09:32Kasi pinagawaan yan para sa amin eh
09:34Ah, hindi pahali, ako bahala
09:36Ah, pasadya yan
09:37Yan, yan, yuk, yuk
09:38Yan
09:40Okay
09:45Nasan si Ben?
09:46Si Ben?
09:47Ah
09:48Ah, si Sian
09:49Ikaw bumubulo
09:51Sabi sa akin ni Jay
09:52Oo
09:53Na yung serial killer daw
09:55Malaking tao
09:56Nakalbo
09:57Eh, di ba si Ben?
09:59Malaki
10:00Oo, yun
10:01Hindi naman siya kibwa
10:04Oo, nga no
10:05Hindi, iba, baka
10:06Baka wig lang yan
10:07Baka wig
10:08Natural na
10:09Taturel yung bobe
10:10Tunay na tunay
10:13Eh, basta
10:14Alam mo
10:15May suspecha pa rin ako
10:16Jan, jan, jan
10:17Sa Ben na yan
10:18Dito naman si guya oh
10:19Anong sinasabit
10:23Oh, ano meron dyan?
10:25Parang magbubulo nga kayo kanina
10:27Ay, wala
10:28Ah, napuing lang kasi si ano
10:30Si doggy kaya iniipan ko
10:33Napuing yung
10:34Tenga?
10:37Meron ba nun?
10:38Ay, awang nga sa mata nga pala
10:39Yun, ano
10:41Talaga, Clinton
10:46Ah, ano
10:47Nga pala
10:48Ah
10:49Ah, Ben
10:50Di ba sabi mo sa akin
10:51Pag-apply ka ng trabaho sa Australia
10:54Eh, yun na nga eh
10:55Sana nga, suertihin ako
10:57Kaya
10:59Nakikiusap sana ako sa'yo
11:00Kung pwede sana
11:01Habang inaayos kayong mga papeles
11:03Eh, dito muna ako titira
11:04Mga ilang araw lang
11:05Sure!
11:06Sure!
11:07Huh?
11:08Anong huwag?
11:11Huwag kang mag-alala
11:12Dahil
11:13Napakabait niyo
11:14Ni Douglas
11:15Sigurado mong magiging ganyan
11:17Kaya nga eh
11:18Salamat pare ah
11:19Kaya nga
11:21Iisip pa rin ako eh
11:22Ah
11:23Hindi ako matanggap doon
11:24Baka wala sila nung
11:25Trabahong gagawin ko eh
11:26Baka hindi nila ako tanggapin
11:28Bakit, ano ba trabaho mo?
11:30Ah
11:31Alam mo
11:32Nahihiya akong sabihin eh
11:33Kaya
11:34Saka na lang natin pag-usapan
11:36Ha?
11:37Ay, hindi
11:38Sabihin mo na sa amin
11:39Wala, wala man lang clue
11:40Ilang syllable
11:41O kaya anong letter
11:42Di ba?
11:43Sabihin mo na man
11:44Ikaw naman eh, oh
11:45Clinton, kakasabi ko lang sa kanya
11:46Na
11:47Nahihiya akong sabihin yung trabaho ko
11:48Baka pwede wag na natin pag-usapan
11:50Saka na lang
11:51Ikaw naman sinabi ko
11:52Saka na lang
11:53Oh, oh, oh, oh nga
11:55Thank you, thank you
12:00Tatay
12:01Dito na lang ako
12:02Wala po ako magawa sa labas eh
12:04Nawalis ko na po yung likod
12:06Narepair ko na po yung lik ng tubo
12:08Pati nga po yung buong-buong-buong
12:10Napinturaan ko na
12:12Abo
12:13Napakasipag pa na ito
12:15Masipag ka mo ng anak mo ato, ga?
12:17Oo
12:18Masipag yan eh
12:20Masipag na bata
12:21Kayo sir, baka may papagawaring
12:23Gusto niyo
12:24Asahin ko yung mga dala niyong kutsilyo
12:27Kutsilyo?
12:30Teka muna
12:32Paano mo nalaman?
12:34Siguro
12:35Binagsam yung bag ko, no?
12:37Nakikita ko naman sir eh
12:41Ay, ay, bed
12:43Yang ano kong yan kasi
12:45May pagka, ano yan eh
12:47Psychic yan
12:48Psychic
12:49Talaga?
12:50Habang magaling na bata to
12:52Magsabihin kasama siya ng bida lagi
12:54Hindi, hindi, sidekick yun eh
12:56Psychic
12:57Ito yung, alam mo na yun
12:58Maraming nakikita kong ano-ano
13:01Okay
13:03Kutsil
13:06Teka muna
13:07Kuya, mabuti pa
13:09Magtabi na kayo ni Ben
13:11Doon sa kwarto mo
13:12Habang dito siya natutulog sa bahay natin
13:15Teka, isa lang yung kama ko sa taas
13:17Oo nga
13:18Magtatabi
13:19Teka kayo
13:20Magtabi
13:21Lalo lang siya
13:22Ano yun po ang nalalaglag yung boot nyo?
13:24Yan po bang tinatawag na falling hair?
13:28Uy
13:29Hindi falling hair tawag dito ah
13:32Ang tawag dito wee
13:34Kasi kadbo talaga
13:36Tingit eh
13:37Hindi sinusubto
13:38Kal, kal, kal, kal, kal, kal, kal, kal, kal
13:44Ano kayaan mo?
13:48Kaya
13:50Ito talaga si Clinton oh
13:51Hanggang ngayon nantukin
13:52Oo nga eh
13:53Ano?
13:55Baka ko malikot isa nalang
13:57Ano?
13:58No bro
13:59Ano ko?
14:00Yan, wala ka ng blackheads
14:02Wala ka ng blackheads
14:03Wala nga akong blackheads
14:04Para namang sinalvage nyo ako
14:07Sabit
14:08Ano?
14:09Babo na ba ako?
14:10Oy, oy, oy, kaloy
14:12Blackheads lang ang kaya namin tanggalin
14:13Hindi yung buong pagmumukha mo
14:15Bite ka na, bite na
14:16Bayad
14:17Ako na nga silaktan nyo
14:19Sirvahin nyo ako
14:20Sinaulahan nyo ako
14:21Ako pa magbabayad
14:23At saka higit sa lahat
14:24Wala akong pera
14:26Ang tigas ng mukha mo
14:27Kaloy, ang tigas ng mukha mo
14:29Wala ka pa ng pera
14:30Na tatanggal ka ng blackheads mo
14:31Huh?
14:33Kala ko libre
14:34Baka alis na nga
14:35Pinapainit na ulo ko
14:38Mano nyo ba?
14:39Sana tubuhan ka ng
14:40Isang million blackheads
14:41Diyan sa mukha mo
14:42Eh di isang million
14:43Yung tatanggalin nyo
14:44Heh
14:45At saka kayo
14:46Tinubuhan na kayo ng whiteheads
14:48Taya
14:50Bumal
14:51Mami, ayaw mo na at least
14:53We're learning na tayo
14:54Na may bad killer
14:55Nagmagalagala dito sa atin
14:57Oo nga anak
14:58Kaya alisto ka ha
14:59Alisto ka anak
15:00Pag may pumunta dito
15:02Malaking lalaking kalbo
15:05Tandaan niya
15:06Ito na yun, ito na yun anak
15:08Ito na yun anak
15:09Kuha lang ako ng bambambo
15:10Aliwin mo, aliwin mo
15:11Hi sir
15:13What can I do for you?
15:16Ano yung ginagawa mo?
15:17Ah, nagsasayaw po
15:18Ninaalim kayo
15:19Kasi yun ang pilin ng mami ko eh
15:21Ah, okay
15:23Nagmamasahe ka ba?
15:24Yes sir
15:26Ah, sige sige sir
15:27Upo na kayo
15:32Ayan sir ha
15:34Kia, maganda ka
15:37Si sir naman
15:39Katulad din kayo ng iba ha
15:42Ang ibig mo sabihin
15:43Marami na nagsabi sa'yo
15:44Oo naman po
15:45Marami na
15:48Ah!
15:49Marami!
15:50Bakit?
15:52May langaw
15:53May langaw
15:54O, patay ng langaw
15:58Ari, bakit ko pinigin?
15:59Eh, kasi mami sabi niya
16:00Maganda daw ako eh
16:02Huwag kang maniwala
16:04Hindi ako maganda
16:05Maganda ka
16:06Kaya lang
16:07Pag napatay tayo niyan
16:09Sayan ang ganda mo
16:11Ang tindihan mo?
16:12Oo nga, sige
16:14Ah, sir
16:15Sir
16:16Ah, aside na po tayo
16:17Relax na po
16:18Bikit na po ang mata
16:19Gusto ko, hard ha
16:20Ayan mami, hard daw ha
16:23Very very hard
16:36Foha
16:39Fohas
16:41Foliero
16:42Folioso
16:44Folgoso
16:46Mami!
16:47Ba't sa letter F ka nagpahalag ng ano?
16:50Police, FBI yun
16:52Ay, hindi ba, Faye?
16:55Ay, sus kaya naman pala wala dito eh
16:59Nakainis naman eh
17:03Oo
17:04Oo
17:05Tagal naman pagpamasahin po si Ben, oo
17:07Oo
17:08Anong relate kami dito eh?
17:09Oo
17:12Oo
17:13Eh, kaya naman pala tagal naman ako naghihintay eh
17:15Nakatulog pala siya eh
17:18Kilala mo, Togi?
17:20Si Ben?
17:21Oo naman, kababata ako dito eh
17:23Lako!
17:26Ben, Ben
17:27Ben!
17:28Nalilit ka sa recruit, naka-rally ka na
17:30Ha?
17:34Sarap na magpamasahin dito
17:36Sarap na?
17:37Oo, oo
17:38Talagang hard
17:39Talaga
17:40Masakit?
17:41Masakit
17:42Ang sarap nga, nakatulog nga ako eh
17:43Baka ulitin ko pa mami ato
17:47Ang bigas muna talaga ng uro ng taong to
17:51Togi?
17:52Togi, ikaw gusto mong pagpamasahin?
17:54Ay, hindi na, hindi na
17:55Nagbabadali kami
17:56Kasi mali-late yung kaibigan po sa recruited
17:58Sige, sakaan na lang
17:59Saka yung bayad, sakaan na lang po, ah
18:01Baka mamaya dadaan ako, dadaan ako
18:03Huwag ka magalala
18:04Huwag ka magalala, saan hin mo?
18:06Basta ikaw
18:07Sige
18:08Bye
18:09Bye
18:10Magpapasahin?
18:11Sarap
18:13Wala akong tiwala sa lalaking yun
18:16Mami, dapat magtiwala kay Togi
18:18Mahal ko siya
18:21Hindi si Togi
18:24Yung matangkad
18:28Nakakaintindi ka ba?
18:29Nakakaintindi ka ba?
18:30Ha?
18:41Huh?
18:51Alam mo, Uncle Clinton
18:52Sa measurement ko sa number of steps na
18:55palakad-lakad ka sa lugar na yan
18:58Ang equivalent ay nakapunta ka na sa market
19:00Tapos nakapalit ka na
19:02Alam mo, Sam
19:03Inbis na bilangin mo yung number of steps ko
19:06eh mabuti pa siguro
19:08Tulungan mo na lang akong mag-isip
19:09Tulungan mag-isip?
19:12Hindi mo kayang gamitin ang brain mo?
19:15Sam, hindi naman sa ganun
19:17Pero, mabuti pa siguro
19:19tulungan mo akong mag-isip
19:21kung paano natin makukuha
19:23yung criminal record ng Ben na yan
19:29Pwede natin gamit ang internet
19:32Internet?
19:34Pwede nga, sana kung meron tayong computer
19:36eh wala tayong computer
19:39Uncle Clinton, computer ako
19:45Oo nga, computer ka
19:48Computer ka
19:49Eh, paano? Anong gadawin natin?
19:51Ikakabit mo lang ako sa telephone cable
19:56Halika, halika, halika
20:01Joke ka lang
20:04Nako, Sam, bakit ngayon mo lang sinabing
20:06Pwede ka pala mag-internet
20:08Hindi na ako pupunta sa internet kabinet ko
20:10You're the best talaga, Sam
20:13Ayan
20:14Oh
20:15Game
20:24Video projection now
20:30Windows
20:32You're the best talaga, Sam
20:34Nag-computer ako
20:37Dialog connection now
20:45Connecting connected search police file
20:48Manila, Philippines now
20:54You're the best
20:55Tapos mamaya mag-chat ako ah
21:01Linsan
21:03Manood ka
21:04At ituturo ko sa'yo ang kung fu styles
21:07Idiots ko
21:08Pamatay to
21:10Ang monkey style
21:13At ito
21:14Ang tinatawag
21:15Na drunken
21:16Beloy
21:22Ngayon
21:23Bumagsap na ang kalamang
21:25Lanapitan ako ngayon ni Kat
21:28Punti-punti siya nanapit sa'kin at sugatan ako
21:31Maglalapit ngayon ng mga mata namin
21:33Punti-punti ako tititigan
21:35Hanggang sa maglalapit ng aming mga lapit
21:38At punti-punti ko siyang hahalikan
21:47Hoy!
21:48Hindi kayo talo ah
21:50Magpinsan kayo
21:51Ano ba?
21:52Nangangarap lang naman eh
21:53Nangangarap, nangarap
21:55Sa'yo pala
21:56May good news at bad news ako sa inyo
21:58Ha?
21:59May bad news
22:00Good news muna
22:01Good news?
22:02Nandito lang daw sa tabi-tabi
22:04Yung killer
22:07Ano ba?
22:08Dito tayo sa gilang
22:09O ngayon
22:10Sabihin mo ngayon ang bad news
22:12Eh yung bad news
22:14Eh yung perang binagay mo sa amin kanina pa merenda
22:17Nawawala
22:22Ngayon
22:23Manalaman mo na ang bad news
22:25Ano yun?
22:26Ano yun?
22:28Show me
22:29Show my clock
22:33Sam
22:34Sakit naman eh
22:35Huwag nangayap ko yung kanina lang
22:38Yung case
22:41Sam
22:42Sige na naman please
22:43Buksan mo ulit yung video projector mo
22:45Uncle Clinton
22:47Wala naman pong lumalabas na search engine
22:49na pangalang Bendugong
22:51Ibig sabihin nun
22:52Wala siyang record
22:53Eh hindi naman ako interesado dun eh
22:55Yung gusto ko
22:56Eh mag friendster tayo ngayon
22:58Baka may makilala pong Amerikana
23:00Magigip ko siyang girlfriend
23:01Ipe-petition ako
23:03Okay po
23:09Ayan na tapos mamaya may papa siya
23:11Lapat na iba pong mga magigandang mga sides
23:21Ano na naman yan Uncle Clinton?
23:23Akwan
23:25Ginagamit ko lang si Sam
23:27Para mag-internet
23:28Para hanapin yung criminal record ng Ben na yan
23:30Kanina yun ate Isa
23:32Ngayon naman gusto niya makipagchat sa friendster
23:35Ayun
23:36Ay naku Uncle Clinton
23:38Diba ang sabi
23:39Huwag abusoin ang powers ni Sam
23:42Sam pwede ka pala mag-internet
23:44Halika online games tayo
23:46Anong anong hindi ah?
23:48Magda-download ako ng bagong album ni Britney
23:51Ate ako nauna
23:53Mas matanda ako sayo
23:55Huwag daw abusuhin ang powers ni Sam
24:05Ah
24:06Salamat
24:07Buta pa eh saran niyo na tong hardware ha
24:09Ha?
24:10Eh medyo gabi na
24:11Baka mabisita pa tayo ng serial killer na yon
24:14Mahirap na gabi na gabi na
24:15Sige na
24:16Eh kala ko ba kaya pong harapin mo?
24:19Pag nandi dito sarap ko si Kat
24:21Kaya pong harapin?
24:22Hindi, sasabihin ko lang
24:26Ganun pala
24:27Makikwento mo nga kay Mom Kat yan
24:29Totoy, totoy, totoy, totoy
24:31Come on, come on
24:32Here's the 20 pesos
24:34Lahat lang gusto mong kunin sa hardware
24:36Pintura, pala, hose, pako, martillo
24:39Lahat, ilista mo lang, it's for free
24:41Come on
24:4320?
24:44Minamalit mo ba ako?
24:4520 pesos?
24:46What's in your ear?
24:47Ha, 5 pesos
24:4825 pesos
24:50Come on
24:51Yan!
24:52Alright, bye bye
24:53Yan!
24:55Okay lang
24:56Pag-ingatan mo yan
24:57Okay
24:59Totoy talaga
25:01Okay lang
25:03Mami John, Mami John
25:04Ha?
25:05Yan yan yan, dumarating mo
25:10Walaking?
25:11Lalaki?
25:12Nakalbo?
25:14Hindi ba yun yung anak?
25:15Hindi ba yun yung anak?
25:17Kaloy?
25:18Dogs?
25:20Kaloy?
25:42Anam
25:44Kung sakasakaling mga matay ako
25:47Yun lupain natin sa probinsya ha
25:49Wag mong gawing beach resort, ha?
25:52Yan ba, di ba yung lupa natin sa probinsya
25:54Nasa tuktok ng bundok
25:57Kaya nga
25:58Wag mong gawing beach resort
26:01Dahil walang dagat dun
26:03Ano ba naman, anak?
26:05Ano ba ang gusto mong gawing ko sayo?
26:08Ba't hindi ka matutututo?
26:10Ha?
26:11Gamitin mo naman yung utak mo
26:12Wag puro alindog
26:15Sayang
26:17Hi, Tunggang Maginang
26:18Uy, Katrina!
26:19Ano po?
26:20Pwede ba ako magpa-manicure?
26:22Uy, bakit manicure lang?
26:24Kung gusto mo pa nga eh
26:26I-makeover ka namin
26:28Para kahit pa paano
26:30Just for one day only eh
26:33Maging maganda ka tulad namin mag-ina, di ba?
26:35Ay, hindi po, anong Joy
26:36Tsaka na yun, pagkiti isang pumunta na mga wako
26:38At siya pa galing
26:39Isang gaan lang yung pera ko
26:41Isang gaan lang?
26:43Tama nga lang yan sa manicure
26:45Ang nagtirain mo na
26:46Ay, ay, ay, ay, kat
26:48Uy, kat
26:49Nabalita mo ba yung
26:50Yung kilirang magalagala dito sa atin?
26:52Oo nga, inalinig ko yun
26:54Yung kalbong matangkat
26:56Ako sana mahuli na siya, no?
26:58Dako!
26:59Muntik na namin mahuli kanina
27:01Alam mo ba yun?
27:02Talaga?
27:03Oo, oo
27:04Pinalo ka mo ng baseball bat ni mami kanina
27:07Ayun, bagsak!
27:08Tapos?
27:09Tapos ayun
27:11Ayun
27:12Ayun siya, oo!
27:19Hi
27:21Ikaw ba si Katrina?
27:24Kilala mo ko?
27:25Oo, sinabi ka na sa akin ni Dogs
27:28Kilala mo rin si Dogs?
27:30Matagal na
27:32Kayun lahat
27:35Iisay-isay ko
27:36Iisay-isay ko
27:38Huh?
27:40Iisay-isay mo na ano-ano?
27:43Kikilalaan eh
27:44Eh, dito na ako titir eh
27:47I'll enjoy mo una na ako, ah
27:49Ay, ay, eto na yung bayad
27:51Kat, hindi matapos siya
27:52Isang kamay, isang daliri pala nagagawa ako
27:54Okay lang, uso yan eh
28:00Kayong mag-ina
28:01Huh?
28:02Ayun
28:03Oh
28:05May bukol ako
28:06Lako, hindi ako
28:07Hindi ako, yung anak ko
28:08Yung anak ko, yung anak ko
28:09Yung anak ko, hindi ako, hindi ako
28:10Mami!
28:12Hindi pa ako, siya
28:13Siya po, siya po
28:14Nakita ko po siya
28:15Teka muna
28:17Magtatanong lang ako kung may gamot kayo sa bukol
28:20Meron ba?
28:24Ayun, mag-i-internet na laman ako
28:29Ako naman
28:30Maglalaro ako ng Rang Narok online eh
28:33Eh, ako naman nanonood lang ako ng latest MTV
28:35Sandali lang naman yun eh
28:36Sige lang ako
28:37Ay, ay, pwede pa yan?
28:38Mas importante yung gagawin ko
28:39May ipag-chat ako dun sa taga England
28:42Dahil siguradong pe-petition ako pag nakita ako nun
28:45Ay, naku
28:46Ayun na nga lang
28:47Minsan lang maglalaro eh
28:48Kakainis
28:56Bakit mabigat?
28:57Ang mga paan ni Roda
28:59Kapag nagkagalit naman ang tao
29:01Hindi naman nagpapago ang kremization ng pool, diba?
29:04Sam, huwag muna ang pansinin yun, ha?
29:06Buksan muna yung video projector mo
29:08At marami pa akong backlog sa Friend Store, ha?
29:11Eh, di
29:12Ang clear naman eh
29:13Magdadownload lang naman ako eh
29:15Ay, naku
29:16Ako, ako kung nagkabet
29:17Ako yung mahala dito
29:19O, game, game, game
29:21Magandang gabi
29:23Ah, mong bae?
29:25Asan po yung tatay ko?
29:27Ay!
29:28Ay!
29:37Wala siya!
29:38Wala siya!
29:39Wala siya!
29:40Wala siya!
29:52Kailangan natin maimbestigahan
29:54Kung bakit pumasok
29:55Yung serial killer na ngayon
29:56Dun sa parlor
29:57Mr. Lawyer, I might have done something to Joy and Emma.
30:00Yes.
30:01Go ahead, investigate.
30:02Go ahead.
30:03I'll wait for your report.
30:04Wait, it's already late.
30:06I'm not allowed to smoke.
30:08Yes.
30:10As long as I'm inside,
30:12I'm not allowed to smoke.
30:13Me too.
30:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:16Here's the deal.
30:17The one who's brave enough to smoke
30:19will be punished by me tomorrow.
30:22I'm brave.
30:23Me too.
30:24Okay, go.
30:25Report me.
30:26Go.
30:36What's that?
30:37Me.
30:38Emma and Joy.
30:40Huh?
30:40You're blind.
30:41Huh?
30:42You're blind.
30:42Huh?
30:43You're blind.
30:43Huh?
30:44Oh, no.
30:45It's dangerous.
30:46Oh, no.
30:47It's dangerous.
30:48Mr. Lawyer, we're being followed.
30:50Huh?
30:51We need to protect ourselves.
30:53What did you say?
30:54Don't touch me.
30:55It's dangerous.
30:56It's dangerous.
30:57Remember this.
30:58We need to protect ourselves
31:01from that serial killer.
31:03Where are we going to protect ourselves?
31:05We need to protect the serial killer.
31:10One.
31:12Two.
31:13Three.
31:14Run!
31:23The beautiful woman is being hit by a car.
31:26It's so embarrassing.
31:28Emma.
31:29Emma.
31:30Emma, Emma.
31:31Emma is still alive.
31:33Doggie,
31:34you saved me.
31:35You saved you.
31:36I told you,
31:37you love me.
31:38You saved me.
31:39I'm confessing.
31:40I didn't know what happened to you.
31:41I didn't know.
31:42I'm not in love with you.
31:43Are you going to hug me?
31:44Are you going to hug me?
31:45Are you going to hug me?
31:46Doggie.
31:47No, I'm not.
31:48Doggie.
31:49What are you doing to my child?
31:51Who is she?
31:52She's my servant.
31:53She's the one who kisses me.
31:55Is that so?
31:56Emma!
31:57Yes?
31:58Get Doggie married to her.
31:59Why?
32:00Why?
32:01Wait a minute.
32:02Why?
32:03Why?
32:04Why?
32:05Wait a minute.
32:06Why?
32:07Wait a minute.
32:08Why?
32:09Wait a minute.
32:10Why?
32:11Wait a minute.
32:12Why?
32:13Wait a minute.
32:14Why?
32:15Wait a minute.
32:16Why?
32:17Wait a minute.
32:18Wait a minute.
32:19Wait a minute.
32:20Why?
32:23Rhoda, don't cry.
32:26Sam just fixed the fish in the light.
32:27We have lights now.
32:28Don't be afraid.
32:30Why are you scared?
32:32I am still scared
32:34because when the lights were out,
32:37I was all alone here.
32:40I didn't even have a flashlight.
32:44I kept walking because I didn't have anything to see.
32:50It's okay, there's a light. So don't be afraid, okay?
32:56What if it gets dark again?
32:59Roda, I fixed all the wiring.
33:03The electrical system of our house is good for 20 years now.
33:09What if the whole neighborhood turns brown?
33:14Don't you remember I have a built-in flashlight?
33:20If you want, I can make disco lights.
33:29Beautiful!
33:34You can go now.
33:37And not only that, so you can sleep well, I will accompany you here, okay?
33:45Huh? Thank you, Ate!
33:48I love you, baby sister!
33:51I love you too, Ate! I love you, Sam! I love you, Roda!
34:18Huh?
34:43I hope you can help me get rich.
34:50You are my only hope.
35:02Don't do it! Don't do it!
35:21I don't want to die!
35:33Get out of here!
35:35Get out!
35:45What are you doing?
35:48Lavlax, what are you doing?
35:50Can't you see that our neighbors are afraid of you?
35:54And you're hiding from that criminal?
35:57Huh? Huh?
35:58Yes! Yes! Yes!
36:01I'm not hiding from him. We can see that he's hiding.
36:04Yes! Yes! Yes!
36:07Where is he?
36:08I don't know. He's not here. He's gone.
36:11Katina, I'm here to protect our neighbors.
36:15Do you know that he's the serial killer?
36:20Yes! Yes! Yes!
36:24No! No!
36:26This is not what they're saying.
36:31He's going to kill me!
36:39I'm not going to kill you. I'm just holding a knife.
36:42Do you see that?
36:47Togs, why are you hiding a criminal in your house?
36:51Ben is not a criminal.
36:53That's right.
36:55Why is he holding a knife?
37:00Serial killer.
37:01Serial killer.
37:05I'm not a serial killer.
37:07I'm a hired killer.
37:09I'm being paid to kill.
37:13That's right. He's a hired killer.
37:17He's being paid to kill.
37:19Because that's his job.
37:21Yes.
37:22That's what he applied in Australia.
37:24He's a matadero.
37:28Matadero?
37:29Matadero.
37:30Are you a matadero?
37:31Yes.
37:32Class A matadero.
37:33That's why I'm using Class A.
37:36Wait. Why are you keeping your job a secret?
37:40Because who wouldn't be ashamed?
37:42My job is to be a matadero while I'm a medical graduate.
37:47Ben, don't be ashamed of your job.
37:51You're killing so that all of us can live.
37:56Think about it.
37:59Don't believe him. He's a serial killer.
38:04He's a serial killer.
38:08He's a serial killer.
38:10Don't be rude.
38:12Don't be rude.
38:13Don't be fooled by that maniac.
38:15I saw it.
38:17We saw it.
38:18Joy and Emma's bodies were found in the parlour.
38:23Yes.
38:24In the parlour.
38:25Do you want evidence?
38:28Go to the parlour.
38:30Did you see that?
38:32Joy and Emma's bodies were found in the parlour.
38:44You're so mean.
38:46It's obvious that you two broke up.
38:49Is that so?
38:51You're so stupid.
38:55Okay.
38:56I made a mistake.
38:58How can you blame others?
39:01Call the police.
39:03Arrest that killer.
39:08Sam, I want to say something.
39:12What is it?
39:13The police said that the killer was caught yesterday.
39:17What?
39:18Yesterday?
39:19Did you see that?
39:21The killer was caught yesterday.
39:28The killer was caught yesterday?
39:30Come here.
39:33Come here.
39:36If you don't believe that I'm a maniac,
39:39come with me to the lobby.
39:41I'll teach you how to be a maniac.
39:46Come here.
39:53Why aren't you sleeping?
39:55I'm still scared.
39:58In the dark?
40:01I'll take care of this.
40:03Go to sleep.
40:06Good night, Dad.
40:07Good night.
40:08Good night, girls.
40:09Good night, Ate Aisa.
40:11Okay.
40:15I'll go to sleep.
40:20Dad, do all people have fur?
40:24What did you say?
40:25Fur?
40:26What's fur?
40:28The one that's scary.
40:30No, not fur.
40:32Fear.
40:33Ask me again.
40:35Dad, do all people have fear?
40:37Not fear.
40:39Fur.
40:42I'm just kidding, Sam.
40:44You know what fear is?
40:47A lot of people call it that.
40:50They're afraid of different things.
40:53For example, they're afraid of snakes.
40:56They're afraid of spiders.
40:58Some don't want to fly.
41:00They're afraid of airplanes.
41:01They're afraid of flights.
41:03They're afraid of boats.
41:05Some kids are afraid of teachers.
41:07Right?
41:08Older people are afraid of failure.
41:11They have a fear of failure.
41:14But you know what, kids?
41:17It's hard when you don't have fear.
41:19Life is too relaxed, right?
41:22It's like you don't have a challenge.
41:25That's why you have to be able to face your fears.
41:31And remember this.
41:33Never fear because I am here.
41:38Okay?
41:39Thank you, Dad.
41:40I believe in you.
41:42Of course.
41:43Okay, go to sleep.
41:45And one more thing.
41:47I'll sing for you.
41:57Baby, it's time to sleep.
42:02It's time for us to rest.
42:07Ouch!
42:30Good night, son.
42:33Good night, Dad.
42:34We love you, Dad.
42:36I love you, too.
42:37It's time to sleep.
42:38Yes, Dad.
42:39No more fear, okay?
42:45It's time to sleep.
43:06It's time to sleep.
43:10It's time to sleep.
43:16It's time to sleep.