Made in Chelsea Season 2 Episode 2
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00:00It's a really good song. What's that about?
00:07Oliver. I really loved him.
00:10It's not that difficult to talk to me. We were once friends.
00:13I'm not out there to hurt anyone.
00:14No, you've done a very good job of it.
00:18It'd be fun to explore the whole friends with benefits idea.
00:22Why are you always rubbing it in my face?
00:24The what?
00:25Like you're single, you can run around and do what you want.
00:27We can run around and do what we want. You can't at the moment.
00:30Hi babe.
00:31Jessica said that Hugo, he's been behaving quite badly.
00:34What?
00:35And like rumours have been going round.
00:36If he did cheat then it's over for good.
01:01Rosie!
01:02What up Jamie?
01:04You're looking sexy.
01:06Hi hun, how you doing?
01:07Hello. Good to see you.
01:10I like what you're wearing, looking beautiful.
01:12Thanks.
01:13You good?
01:14I'm good. Just on my way to do some work now on my blog.
01:18You haven't mentioned my tan.
01:19I know, shit. Where have you been?
01:21Everywhere.
01:22Just away.
01:23Just away, literally everywhere.
01:24Now I've literally just been looking at all these different houses at the moment
01:27because I just want to buy a place.
01:29Of course you have.
01:30You looking to get somewhere bigger so you can fit in more girls?
01:32Well the thing is, I'm looking kind of for like glass.
01:34I like the idea of like sort of glass in a house.
01:36Like really modern.
01:37Well just, you know, so you can see out.
01:42Fair enough.
01:43So listen, we got cows this weekend. You going to come?
01:45Yeah, really looking forward to that.
01:46So you're going to come?
01:47Yeah.
01:48Because I've chosen you as my sailing partner.
01:50Oh have you?
01:51Out of all the choices, you know, you're the chosen one.
01:54Great form, yeah.
01:55So I'm going to take you on a romantic trip.
01:57Good form.
01:58We're going to find strawberries, maybe some midnight swimming.
02:02Don't bring your bikini.
02:04Just kidding.
02:16Hi, how are you?
02:17How are you doing?
02:18How are you?
02:19Good.
02:20Do you want one?
02:21Yeah, definitely.
02:22Spicy one?
02:23Yeah, two spicy running rice.
02:29Jesus.
02:36I'm glad we came here.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Here you go.
02:40Cheers.
02:41Ratings?
02:42I think they're both like strong 9.
02:44I don't think I've ever really given a 10 to anyone.
02:46Have you?
02:47A 10?
02:48Yeah.
02:49No mate, no one deserves 10s.
02:50How would you rate Louise out of 10?
02:52I think mate, I think she's knockout.
02:54She's like a strong 8.5, maybe like a low 9 to me.
02:59What would you give Caggy?
03:01Ooh.
03:06A 9.
03:07I like that.
03:08She's like, yeah.
03:09I was half expecting you to say 10.
03:11No, mate.
03:12Binky?
03:148.5 maybe.
03:15Pretty high.
03:16Yeah, that's high.
03:17She's got nice eyes.
03:18Yeah.
03:19I think Binky's newly single as well.
03:21Is she?
03:22Mm-hmm.
03:23I think you should go for that one.
03:24I think that'd be quite interesting.
03:27Out of interest, what would you give Millie?
03:2910.
03:3110?
03:32No, I mean, she's a 9.
03:35What's going on with that?
03:37I don't know, it's stalling.
03:41I'm just not one of these people who believes that if you're in a relationship,
03:44you can't talk to somebody of the opposite sex.
03:46I'm never going to do anything.
03:47No, mate, I'm on that.
03:48I'm on your side.
03:50I know you are.
03:54CHEERING
04:02It's so nice to be us three together again.
04:04I know, definitely.
04:06It's just really hard when there's someone missing that it's quite noticeable.
04:09And then I have to tell Gabby something,
04:11and then I have to call you and tell you the same thing,
04:13and then you have to tell it and it's just annoying.
04:15Yeah, I know, true.
04:16So, yeah.
04:17I've got some really, really exciting news to tell you guys.
04:21You know my song Fight, obviously.
04:23I'm going to be doing a music video for it.
04:25Babe, that's insane.
04:26Yeah, insane.
04:27Really?
04:28There's going to be on TV?
04:29Yeah.
04:30So I'm going to be filming the music video,
04:32and I'm really, really excited about it.
04:34It'll be awesome.
04:35I know when you wrote this, it was about Oli and your relationship with him.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Are you, like, involving him in this at all?
04:42Well, no, the song is about our relationship,
04:44and obviously we wrote it together and it's about him,
04:47so obviously it's a really personal song,
04:49so I'm going to make the video personal.
04:51It might bring back hard memories.
04:53That's the thing.
04:54A lot of people have been through that heartbreak, I think,
04:56and a lot of people listen to it.
04:58Do you think you're ready to do this, though?
05:00Listen, this is my career, right?
05:03And this song is a hit song.
05:06No doubt about it.
05:07It is a number one single.
05:10Okay, listen, I've got to go meet the video director now.
05:13I'm so excited.
05:14That is exciting.
05:15But lately, massively late.
05:16He's going to hate me.
05:17Love you.
05:18See you later.
05:19Have fun, babes.
05:20Good luck.
05:21Let us know how it goes.
05:22I love you lots, guys.
05:23See you later.
05:24Bye.
05:32Got a bit of a twinkle in your eye there, Francis.
05:34Any exciting relationship news?
05:36No, not really.
05:37I'm pretty busy, actually.
05:39It's important for me to focus on my book
05:42and what I want to do in my career
05:45and I want to reach out to the gay community, metaphorically.
05:49That's why I'm doing this.
05:51I think it's good.
05:52Yeah, it's fun.
05:53Yeah, that's great.
05:54David Cameron did that, too.
05:56He did?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Straight.
05:59Perfect.
06:00Maybe I missed my calling.
06:01Double shoots for attitude.
06:02Double shoots for attitude.
06:03Cool.
06:04Ten more frames.
06:05Perfect.
06:06Yeah.
06:07But, you know, the top button, I'm done.
06:08That's just badass.
06:09I couldn't break that.
06:10Get some people going.
06:11Get some people going.
06:12I couldn't break that.
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:16No.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:22No.
06:23No.
06:24No.
06:25No.
06:26No.
06:27I couldn't break that.
06:28Practically porn.
06:29One button, I'm done.
06:30Almost.
06:31Yeah.
06:32OK, guys, can we have a little bit more eye contact with each other?
06:35I can't wait until this comes out.
06:38Excuse the pun, there.
06:40No, metaphorically, we're reaching out to the gay community.
06:44Yeah.
06:45It's not a joke.
06:46It's not funny.
06:47So, no, it's not.
06:48Be serious.
06:49Come on.
06:50It's an attitude shoot.
06:51Let's be serious.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Sweet.
06:54Hi.
06:55What's up, love?
06:56Hey.
06:57Nice to meet you.
06:58I'm just a friend.
06:59Nice to meet you, too.
07:00Nice to meet you.
07:01Nice to meet you.
07:02Nice to meet you.
07:03Nice to meet you.
07:04I know you.
07:05I know you.
07:06Hi. How have you been?
07:28Is everything OK? Yeah.
07:30I just think we need to talk.
07:39Like, I heard a rumour that...
07:42..you cheated on me.
07:45That's ridiculous. You know that's ridiculous.
07:48But I just don't know, like, where it would have come from.
07:51Well, where did it come from?
07:53Well, it's not, you know, someone I know that well, but...
07:56Well, who the fuck is it?
07:58Cheska.
08:02I don't know, babe, like, I just had a coffee with Louise
08:05and with Louise and she...
08:07Cheska, she just bumped into Cheska and Cheska had said,
08:10oh, I really think... She just bumped into Cheska?
08:12Millie should know that...
08:14Right, so who am I supposed to have cheated on you with?
08:16I don't know. She wouldn't say.
08:19It's... She can fuck off. It's complete crap.
08:22And you know it's crap.
08:26Like, I don't honestly believe that you cheated on me.
08:29If I did, I probably wouldn't have even met you, but...
08:32I just don't feel like you want to be in a relationship right now.
08:40I really don't know.
08:42I really don't know.
08:49OK, babe, well, this is really difficult.
08:58I just don't know what to say.
09:03I've never broken up with someone but I still want to be with them.
09:07So I'll see you when I see you.
09:10No, cos you know I'm going to call you.
09:12You know I wouldn't, like, be the first person I call when I wake up.
09:15You can't do that if we're not together.
09:21I just need to talk to May.
09:27OK.
09:40Fuck.
09:41Fuck.
09:42Fuck.
09:43Fuck.
10:09It's a long way to spend an afternoon.
10:17Peace, being at work.
10:18Cheers. Cheers, mate.
10:20I mean, it's almost like the ideal situation.
10:23I personally am just having, like, such a great time
10:27and I just think that, you know, we were kind of, like,
10:30mature enough to just kind of go back to the fun part.
10:35Yeah. Clearly it would work better this way anyway.
10:38I mean, yeah, there's no point getting, like, the jealousy or...
10:55Just got a text from Francis.
10:58What's he got to say for himself?
11:00We should do something at the end of the week.
11:02When are you free?
11:05OK.
11:09Do you reckon I should go?
11:11Well, yeah, I mean, if you want to.
11:15Maybe he'll sly you a diamond on the side.
11:18You should go for it.
11:20I will.
11:39MUSIC CONTINUES
11:44What was it like?
11:48Oh, wow. Thank you for... What's that, then?
11:51I didn't even know that you liked, um...
11:53I love oysters. Amazing. Well, I do too, so can I have one?
11:57You might be a shark.
11:59Ready?
12:00Here is to fish.
12:03Horrible fish-eating bacteria.
12:05Oh, rank.
12:07What does it feel like? Get it in, babe.
12:11Oh, don't you dare. Oh, please, throw up.
12:14Don't be sick all over Chloe's cream dress.
12:17Too much salt.
12:20That was yummy.
12:22You look very beautiful tonight, Miss Green. Thank you.
12:25Thank you, Ollie.
12:27You look lovely as well, girls. Thank you.
12:29Actually, do you know what? This is an outfit Chloe picked out for me.
12:32Really? It's lovely. We went shopping, didn't we? We did.
12:35This could be the new binky to meet the new right man.
12:39Is there one out there?
12:41We could get you those nipple extensions.
12:43They're a bit like sticky things.
12:45You stick them on and you can pop them off and pop them on your nipples.
12:48And then you've got a nipple-erection perm.
12:50I think we're more interested in the clothes than the nipples.
12:53The men won't be. Chloe's styling her not.
12:55The men won't be.
12:57Not elongating my nipples.
13:00What have you done today?
13:02We actually saw Gabby this morning.
13:08I think she's struggling.
13:10Struggling in what way?
13:12I just think she's struggling with the break-up
13:14and pretending to be OK, but she's not.
13:20So...
13:22I'm only saying it because I am slightly concerned
13:26and I'm not going to sit here and pretend to you and to Chloe
13:31because it's everyone involved here that everything's fine
13:33when actually I don't think it is.
13:35OK.
14:00Hugo?
14:01What's up, mate?
14:03How are you?
14:04Yeah, I'm all right, man.
14:06I've been better, but I'm all right.
14:08What are you up to?
14:10Um...
14:12I'm just having a nice afternoon.
14:15What's up?
14:17Um...
14:19Shit's just completely, like...
14:21I hit the fan.
14:23What?
14:24I broke up with Millie, like...
14:26PHONE RINGS
14:29Hi, Mel.
14:31Hi, Louise. Hi.
14:35I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
14:37I've told her that I've been cheating on her.
14:40Did you speak to Hugo?
14:42Yeah, I just saw him.
14:44I told him...
14:46Brought up the rumour and he denied it.
14:49Like, it's not... Like, he's...
14:51You know, I'm telling you, he said it's not true.
14:53I believe him, so...
14:55Then it's not, like...
14:57There's a lot more to it than that.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Well, mate, that sounds really shit.
15:02I mean, obviously, like, I'm here...
15:04Dude, I have no idea how I feel that much at the moment.
15:07I'm just seething with anger at the moment.
15:09Why don't you blame me?
15:11I really hope you're not too upset.
15:13Obviously, it's pretty heartbreaking.
15:15It's really hard, yeah.
15:17But I think it's probably for the best for the moment.
15:19Yeah, I'm feeling quite strong.
15:21You know, I'm surprised at myself.
15:23It's broken down, but I just think...
15:25You're being so strong.
15:27I recognise you in person and have a chat.
15:31Like, we'll grab a drink or something.
15:33Right, I'll speak to you later.
15:35May I ask you later on?
15:37It was really nice to speak to you and thanks for everything.
15:39Yeah, really, it's been...
15:41OK. Lots of love. OK, bye.
15:43Bye, babe.
15:45That was Hugo.
15:47He said that certain little people
15:51have been putting their little mitts in their furs.
15:53Don't make me feel bad about this,
15:55because anyone else would do the same in this situation.
15:59It's quite unfair when you're, like, the naive one
16:03that everyone's talking about behind your back
16:05and you have no idea.
16:07Do you not reckon?
16:09Mm.
16:11I certainly don't want to let it ruin our afternoon.
16:13Me neither.
16:15I said I'd go and see Hugo in about 20.
16:18What can we do in 20 minutes?
16:35With the men's jewellery, we have to be quite careful.
16:37I don't want it to be something brash.
16:39I don't want it to be something that's on the wrong beaches of Ibiza.
16:43And then the girls' pieces,
16:45I loved the idea of encaging the wrist.
16:48Funny.
16:52This is a meeting.
16:54Hello.
16:56Hello.
16:58Oh, you look divine.
17:02Hi, darling. Hello.
17:04Darling, one more.
17:06We need to add some licious to our...
17:08We're having a brainstorming meeting right now about our collection.
17:10Yes. OK, so how are we going to finance it?
17:12Darling... I'm thinking Francis.
17:14It's not necessarily a bad idea. Francis could be good for this.
17:17Yeah, I think in terms of the diamond industry,
17:19I mean, he's got the contacts that we need.
17:21Yeah, because essentially, he doesn't make any jewellery, does he?
17:25No. He's a supplier. He just sorts it.
17:27So he needs us. We don't need him. Exactly.
17:29We're giving him this business. Darling.
17:31So, what's our plan of attack here?
17:33Darling, we'll apply him with champagne.
17:36Your legs.
17:38What are you suggesting here?
17:40Is it really beyond you?
17:42I think you have the power.
17:44To seduce.
18:03Oh, shit!
18:05Not the baseball cap. I'm sorry, mate. Here we go.
18:08What's up? You got the cap on.
18:10Feeling sorry, obviously.
18:13Where have you come from?
18:15It's ungentlemanly to tell.
18:18All right.
18:20But, no, mate, I had a lovely afternoon.
18:23I bet. Who are you with?
18:25Louise, obviously. Yeah.
18:27She's sorry, by the way.
18:29She doesn't mean to cause any harm.
18:31She just had this kind of information, I guess, that just came out, and she...
18:34It didn't just come out. It came from Cheska.
18:36Well, yeah, that's what I mean. It came...
18:38Cheska Hull.
18:40She must be very bored at home if she feels like she wants to run around
18:43making shit up about other people.
18:47Look, the point is that Millie and I kind of finished now, so, you know...
18:53Are you feeling OK about that? How does that...?
18:56I don't know. I kind of feel a little bit relieved, I suppose,
18:59that I'm not in the position where I can hurt her anymore.
19:04OK, well, we need to just, like, have a bit of fun, man, clear your head.
19:08Like, cows is going to be a good thing for us.
19:10A bit of sailing. Yeah. It'll be cool, man.
19:13Is Millie going? I hope so.
19:15Is Millie going? I hope so.
19:34That's a ball!
19:37Yeah!
19:41Dude, you're weak at this game. Look at that!
19:43Hugo, I've never played, I just don't get it.
19:46It's so shit, football games, just for such losers.
19:49You know if I get 5-0, you have to write me a sorry letter?
19:53Spence, please, like, I can't even actually watch you play.
19:56This is the worst thing I've ever done in my life.
19:59Well, good, then take the bit sheet.
20:01Probably not the worst. The bit sheet.
20:03Oh, the bit sheet looks beautiful.
20:05I'm actually going to slay you right now.
20:07You're going to slay me?
20:09Not like that.
20:11Lads, night in.
20:15Right.
20:17You're shocking.
20:18You're both fucking shit.
20:20I'm not fucking shit.
20:21There's nothing more lame than two people that claim to be incredible
20:25at, like, football PlayStation games.
20:27There's nothing more lame than a guy who gets with his ex-bird every night.
20:32Yeah.
20:33It's not like you've actually done anything.
20:35Yeah, it's true.
20:37You talk, it's like big game.
20:39To be fair, like, no matter what the situation was,
20:41if you were there with Louise, you'd be all lovey-dovey.
20:43The moment Caggy walked up, you'd literally be like,
20:45oh, my heart melts when I go to you.
20:50And then we'd be back to square one.
20:54Hey, I've got a few things to say to that.
20:58I want to hear this fascinating theory.
21:00Louise and I just enjoy spending time together, and it's fun,
21:03and there's no strings attached, but it's just nice.
21:05Like, if she was to hook up with another guy,
21:07she wouldn't give a shit.
21:09Do you know girls can't, like, kind of see the difference?
21:11That's the point, is that, like, it may be, like, emotion-free sex for you,
21:14but, like, for her, I'm sure it's completely different.
21:16It's not.
21:17There's no girl in the world who can't have sex with a guy
21:21and then have no feelings unless they're a slut.
21:26OK, well, I was only...
21:29You realise that...
21:31She genuinely doesn't care if I hook up with other people.
21:33OK, well, let's test this theory.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Go and, like, hook up with Binky, like, in cows, like, in front of her.
21:39You've got it, like, all completely wrong.
21:41Oof!
21:42That's the point of it.
21:43Like, if I was to go to cows and tell Louise I wanted to hook up with Binky,
21:47I don't think she'd give a fuck.
21:49Oh, you're so full of it.
21:59It's the first video. I know.
22:01And we have got the pleasure of helping Gavs today.
22:03We're the best people to have. Yeah.
22:05Exactly. You're like my two, like, little munchkins.
22:08We'll be your, like... Munchkins?
22:10My munchkins. Don't call us munchkins.
22:12My little munchkins. My oompa-loompas.
22:15But, seriously, I'm looking for a...
22:17I've looked everywhere for a certain type of person,
22:20so you're going to have to, like, really help me out.
22:22I'm intrigued.
22:27All right, ready, guys?
22:29MUSIC PLAYS
22:47I love it. Amazing. Awesome.
22:50Are you bringing Ollie into it? Like, is he filming this?
22:52No, no, no, no, no, no. This is not about Ollie.
22:56Right, all spin round for me. That'd be great.
23:01From the back, your hair is really good and it fits really well.
23:04I think you might be a little bit too big,
23:07because Ollie is weedy.
23:11Probably a little bit too short.
23:13That's the only thing. Ollie is quite a bit taller.
23:16I probably have to put some extensions in,
23:19if that's all right with you.
23:21Are you guys happy with extensions?
23:23All right, so I'm going to go and get some props, guys, all right?
23:26I'll be back in a minute. All right?
23:28See you in a minute.
23:34Awkward.
23:37She's basically putting herself in a room,
23:39surrounding herself by Ollie look-alikes.
23:41How is that going to help anyone get over something?
23:44Oh, that's a really horrible situation.
23:47We're going away this weekend to Cal's.
23:49Ollie and Chloe are going. I don't know if Caps is going.
23:51I don't think she is yet, and I feel that...
23:54Is she strong enough with seeing them and being around them?
23:57It's going to be heart-wrenching when she sees them together,
24:01which is why I'm...
24:03I don't know. It's such a tricky one.
24:05It's so difficult.
24:07In an ideal world, Gabby would come,
24:09Ollie and Chloe would be there and everything would be fine,
24:12but I know that that's not going to happen.
24:14That's not going to happen, is it?
24:22So, you'd never guess what I've done this week.
24:24What?
24:25Have you ever heard of a universal body wrap?
24:27I've heard of it, but I've never done it.
24:29Basically, you wrap your whole body up with, like, bandages,
24:33and you have to lie down for an hour and a half and sweat.
24:37OK, I think when I was younger, I experimented with playing film.
24:41I read it in a magazine.
24:43I was like, OK, I'm going to do it.
24:45I was like, OK, I'm going to do it.
24:47I was like, OK, I'm going to do it.
24:49I experimented with playing film.
24:51I read it in a magazine that it makes you skinny.
24:54But I guess when you're 11,
24:56you don't really have that much to get rid of.
24:58Do you think any of these things work?
25:00I don't know if they do. I'm sure some of the things work,
25:03but I don't know.
25:05How are things going with Ollie?
25:07Really good. Really happy.
25:09That's really great. He's a really nice guy.
25:11I don't think initially anyone would have put the two of you together,
25:15but now it's happened, everyone's really happy for you both.
25:19I've had really bad relationships in the past,
25:22and always finding the wrong guy, you just stop looking,
25:25and as soon as you stop, the right guy comes along.
25:27I think it was nice, and it's just something so different.
25:30So, have you met Gabriella?
25:32Cross paths. Don't really know her.
25:34I haven't met her properly, no.
25:36Do you think it's going to be any... Do you think there will be friction?
25:40It's not like she cheated on him or he cheated on her with me.
25:44It was a very clean break-up. Yeah.
25:47And I'm just the unfortunate one
25:49who is going to have to meet the ex-girlfriend and have to get along.
25:53Hypothetically speaking, what would you do
25:56if Gabriella comes up to you and starts a fight?
26:00Are you joking?
26:02It happens, trust me.
26:06I'm just so excited for cows.
26:08Yeah, I'm just excited to get out of the city.
26:11Millie's obviously going. What do you think is going to happen there?
26:14It's going to be fine. I want to talk to her anyway.
26:16Obviously, you want to talk to her.
26:18I don't know. I'm freaking out a bit.
26:20Last night, when I went to bed, I had second thoughts.
26:23Wait.
26:25The thing is, you always want what you don't have.
26:28Cross that.
26:30Did you ever have a thing when you were younger called a blankie?
26:33No. No, mate.
26:35OK, well, I did.
26:37Anyway, I had two blankies, they were called silkies.
26:40When I was about nine, I wouldn't sell them for anything.
26:43When I was nine, I was at school, and I came back one night,
26:46back to my bed, you know, wanted a hug, silky.
26:49And I had big silky and small silky, and big silky had gone.
26:52I've never been so sad, but I thought,
26:54it doesn't matter, I've got little silkies.
26:56How does this help me right now?
26:58I'm just saying, you know...
27:00Millie's basically your big silky,
27:02but you've got us as your two little silkies.
27:05There we go!
27:13MUSIC
27:17BUBBLING
27:41See I...
27:43MUSIC
27:54The reason why cows are so good is literally being by the water,
27:57relaxing... Yeah. ..having a sweet time,
27:59and obviously the sea air.
28:01The sea air makes you feel fresh.
28:03The sea air makes you feel fresh.
28:05Are you feeling fresh? Of course you're feeling fresh.
28:07You're looking pretty fresh. Mm-hm.
28:09You're looking virginal...
28:11..and you're white.
28:13Is that ironic?
28:15Is it, or no? I'm kidding.
28:17Well, thank you, Jamie, you're looking great too.
28:22Why are you laughing at me?
28:24I don't know, I'm just laughing at you.
28:26I think when we go back to London, we should, you know...
28:28Because obviously I haven't seen you in a while,
28:30you know, we have a sweet time hanging out.
28:32I reckon we, you know, go on some sort of date, relax.
28:34I found this new place that we can go to. Oh, really?
28:37I don't want to take something too short. What kind of place?
28:39I could either take my mum or I could take you.
28:43Oh, Mum! No, I'm actually kidding,
28:45but let's actually go on a date.
28:47Yeah.
28:49Do you have a curfew?
28:51Maybe.
28:53Hello. Hi, Lily.
28:55What's going on here? Hello, how are you?
28:57Nice to see you. And how are you doing?
28:59I'm good, I'm well, how are you?
29:01You're looking cute today.
29:03You're looking really good. Thank you.
29:05I like to see eyes on the face.
29:07Eyes on the face.
29:09Eyes on the face.
29:11How are you feeling, hun?
29:13A bit up and down, but overall pretty good.
29:15Understandably, yeah.
29:17How is everything with Hugo?
29:19Like, obviously he's here, I was worried for you, I didn't know.
29:21It's quite hard.
29:23You know, seeing him, like,
29:25it does feel quite weird.
29:27Yeah.
29:37So, Jess, first time in Cowes,
29:39how's it going?
29:41It's awesome.
29:43It reminds me of home, by the sea, I love it.
29:45Have you seen any, er, semen?
29:47I've seen some quite hot semen, actually.
29:49There's one right there.
29:51Hello.
29:53You look great today, hun, how are you?
29:55I'm good, how are you?
29:57Great.
29:59I think you two make a very attractive couple.
30:01I think so.
30:03Yeah.
30:05I think you two make a very attractive couple.
30:07Cheers, mate.
30:09Um, I would love to take you for dinner.
30:11OK, sounds good.
30:13Yeah?
30:15OK, I think that'd be nice.
30:17OK, done.
30:19How are you, Hugues?
30:21Good, thanks.
30:23How have you been?
30:25Good, not bad.
30:27How's things with you and Millie?
30:29Oh, right.
30:31Anyway, can you give me a second?
30:33Right.
30:35Thanks, Hugues.
30:39So how are you?
30:41I'm good, I'm good.
30:43Are you OK?
30:45Um, not great.
30:47You know, we don't
30:49particularly know each other that well
30:51and, you know, you've found it
30:53kind of important to you to get involved
30:55in stuff to do with me
30:57and, you know, the way that
30:59it's been pitched to me is that you've kind of
31:01felt that it was your kind of, like,
31:03feminine duty or something like that.
31:05So, you know, I
31:07don't want to go crazy, but
31:09I'll leave that up to you.
31:13I had a conversation
31:15with Louise and
31:17I spoke to her for a reason
31:19because I'd heard a rumour and I hadn't heard it
31:21just once. I've heard it banded
31:23around everywhere and I felt
31:25that as a girl who's been in that situation
31:27it's not fair to
31:29hear this stuff going around all the time
31:31and I wanted to
31:33basically stop it because I was going out
31:35and all I could hear all the time was people talking about it
31:37and I felt that it wasn't fair.
31:39So by stopping a rumour you chose to spread it more?
31:41No, I didn't.
31:43Do you understand how disgruntled that makes me feel?
31:45Look, I'm sorry that you feel that way.
31:47I felt that in that situation
31:49I was trying to help you and her.
31:51That is just... I find that unacceptable.
31:53Like, really unacceptable.
31:55And, like, stabbing in the back
31:57is one word you would put out but
31:59I just don't get one.
32:01I'm not stabbing anyone in the back.
32:03I heard it from a lot of people.
32:05It's not my place and I know that and I completely
32:07understand why you're saying that to me
32:09but at the same time I felt like it was immature.
32:11It was going everywhere, Hugo.
32:13People know how I am. I'm a very flirtatious
32:15person. The fact is that whenever I go out
32:17and I do, like, talk to a girl or flirt with a girl
32:19the first person I tell when I get home
32:21and I get into bed with her is my girlfriend.
32:23Well, if it's not true then tell her that
32:25and don't get so upset about it.
32:27If you're positive that you're, you know,
32:29you have done nothing wrong then there shouldn't be an issue
32:31and that's why I put a stop to it
32:33because it's not fair on you and your reputation
32:35and your relationship with her.
32:41Look, let's move past it.
32:43We're here, having a nice day, all of our friends are here
32:45and by now I just care about Millie and what
32:47is happening with her.
32:55Hi.
33:09You're looking pretty spectacular.
33:11Thank you. Don't look too bad yourself.
33:13Really?
33:15Oh.
33:17But yeah, no, so
33:19you and Spencer then, back on?
33:21No, very casual.
33:23Not sure if I respect you.
33:25Really? For being very casual.
33:27What do you mean by that?
33:29Just keeping it very light-hearted, not getting into anything too intense.
33:31OK.
33:33You never replied to my text.
33:35Oh, yeah.
33:37What about meeting up later in the week?
33:39Yeah. Should do it.
33:41Yeah, I mean, we could just see what happens.
33:43Right?
33:45Do you like adventures?
33:47Do I like what?
33:49Do you like adventures? I like adventures.
33:51I like adventures.
33:53I would consider myself an adventurer.
33:55Would you? What kind of
33:57adventurer stuff do you get up to?
33:59Well, I mean, I suppose
34:01that's for us to find out.
34:03But, uh,
34:05but yes, spontaneity and
34:07adventure are my, uh...
34:11Your four days?
34:13My two favourite hobbies.
34:15OK. Anyway, I'm going to go
34:17catch up with everyone else.
34:19OK.
34:21See you later.
34:31Bit of a different look.
34:33But you're rocking. It really suits you.
34:35Thank you. It's really elegant. You look beautiful.
34:37Thank you so much.
34:39Thank you very much.
34:41I spoke to Louise earlier. She's really sweet.
34:43She's lovely.
34:45It's a kind of funny situation, I guess,
34:47that we've got going.
34:49We're just very close friends.
34:51With benefits. I guess, yeah.
34:53That's probably the best way of putting it.
34:55Have you ever
34:57thought of me in that way, though? In what way?
34:59Like... Sexual way? Yeah.
35:01Like, ever. Just a question.
35:07Spence, you are
35:09beautiful.
35:11And delightful to chat to.
35:13Well, it's reciprocated.
35:15No, I just think
35:17it would be...
35:19There's always been that
35:21what would it be like type thing.
35:23I thought.
35:25I just wanted to make sure
35:27that I'm not alone.
35:29OK. No.
35:31Cool.
35:45Hi.
35:47Do you know who's over there?
35:49Francisco.
35:51Indeed.
35:53He didn't fail us.
35:55Botted on the right.
35:57Darling.
35:59Do you want to give him a little
36:01wink of your minks?
36:09Might be the right moment.
36:11Go for it.
36:13Steady.
36:15Steady?
36:17Hello, Francis.
36:19Good.
36:21The CEO himself.
36:23Pleasure to see you. Pleasure to see you.
36:25Right. Well, I think I'll leave you to your magic.
36:27Darling.
36:29Divine.
36:33So.
36:35Shit.
36:37So.
36:39So.
36:41So.
36:43I'm looking particularly dashing today.
36:45You are? Or were you complimenting yourself?
36:47No, I was complimenting you.
36:49It's a lovely dress.
36:51Reminds me of my practical rugby shirt.
36:53Really? In a good way, I hope.
36:55It...
36:57So, how's everything going
36:59in life?
37:01Great. I mean, busy, but...
37:03How's the diamond season?
37:05You know, increasing appetite
37:07in the east is...
37:09Yeah. What about you?
37:11Well, I have
37:13something I want to talk to you about.
37:15What could this possibly be?
37:17Well,
37:19I don't think now is
37:21the opportune moment, but
37:23when we get back to London,
37:25maybe we can go for a drink?
37:27Are you asking me on a date?
37:29If you're implying this is a date,
37:31maybe.
37:33I accept
37:35your invitation.
37:37OK, good.
37:39I'm game.
37:41OK. I'm always game.
37:45See you later.
37:47See you later.
38:05How are things today with Spencer?
38:07I haven't really seen him much yet.
38:09You guys get on so well, and you have this
38:11great relationship, and I think that...
38:13That's the thing, we're more just...
38:15friends anyway, so it literally is just
38:17making the most of a good situation, I think.
38:19Yeah? Yeah. So what, like, you and Spencer
38:21have going on works for you?
38:23I mean, even, like,
38:25seeing him flirting pretty outrageously
38:27with Binky. Yeah, well, I know what he's like.
38:29Well, that's nice that you do.
38:31You know better than anyone what he's like.
38:33Yeah, I know what he's like.
38:35Hello.
38:37How are you doing? Creepy.
38:39Yeah, just... Sneaking up.
38:41How are you doing? Yeah, good, man.
38:43How have you been? Yeah, I'm drinkless,
38:45but having fun. Yeah?
38:47I saw you having fun with Binky.
38:49Oh, God, dude, whatever.
38:51Yeah. OK, fair enough.
38:53I don't know, I think Binks and I are really good
38:55friends, so it might just be a bit of an odd thing.
38:57We're not sure, though.
38:59Cool.
39:01I'm going to go get a drink and find Nelly.
39:03I'll see you in a bit. I'll see you in a sec.
39:07Are you having fun?
39:09Yeah, it's all right.
39:11Why the stern
39:13appearance? Do I look stern?
39:17The Binky thing
39:19is obviously not bothering you. No.
39:21It's...
39:23a conversation.
39:25To be honest, I'd prefer
39:27to spend the evening with you.
39:41What's up, man, how are you?
39:43Good.
39:45How's things?
39:47Well, I'm going on two dates
39:49this week. In?
39:51Yeah. I'm casting over you.
39:53I don't know if that makes me, like,
39:55a bit of a floozy,
39:57going on two dates in a week.
39:59London floozy. Floozy's a euphemism, basically.
40:01Yeah, that's true.
40:03Manslut. No, no.
40:05Just dates.
40:07Unintentionally, I'm just sort of going with the flow.
40:09Maybe, I don't know, let's see if we get a third.
40:11I mean, there's people over there...
40:13Do you want to go on a date?
40:15Yeah.
40:17You should just go over there and
40:19try your luck, if you obviously want to roll.
40:21I don't think three's a bit much, probably.
40:25So how long have you two known each other?
40:27Quite a while now.
40:29A couple of years.
40:31Brilliant. Yeah.
40:33I heard you're single.
40:35I am.
40:37OK, well, have you seen anyone you like?
40:41There's someone I could introduce you to.
40:43Really?
40:45He has a kind of Daniel Craig-esque,
40:47mixed with Rowan Atkinson.
40:49You could do with a bit of James Bond.
40:51But mixed with Rowan Atkinson.
40:53Hmm.
40:55Ah, Frances.
40:57How are you? Good to see you.
40:59Hello.
41:01Frances, Natalia.
41:03Natalia, Frances. Nice to meet you.
41:05Natalia's single.
41:07Looking for a man.
41:09Well...
41:11I think you guys could get acquainted.
41:13Acquainted?
41:15I'd be happy to.
41:19Would you like to go to the bar?
41:21Yes.
41:23That's actually exactly what I want to do.
41:25Bye, guys. Have fun.
41:27See you.
41:29You did rather well there.
41:31We did.
41:33Who's Frances with?
41:35That's Natalia, one of Chloe's best friends.
41:37Frances is doing well.
41:39You look very beautiful tonight, girls.
41:41Thank you. So do you.
41:43You look amazing.
41:45That's a new necklace. I haven't seen that one before.
41:47No, I stole it off Chloe.
41:49You steal quite a lot of necklaces off Chloe, don't you?
41:51I liked the other...
41:53The other bold one I quite liked as well.
41:55Oh, thank you.
41:57Well, let's just all have a good night
41:59and drink a lot.
42:01Oh, God, yeah.
42:03Hi, monkey.
42:05How are you?
42:07I'm good. Have you just got here?
42:09How are you?
42:11I'm all right. How are you doing?
42:13Really good.
42:15It's been an emotional and fun but crazy day.
42:17Yeah?
42:19I can't wait to hear all about it.
42:21Oh, dear.
42:23Why do you think they left?
42:25To be honest, I don't know why.
42:27I thought he would have said hello.
42:29Yeah, I'm a bit surprised they walked off.
42:31He didn't make any effort.
42:33I thought he would have said hello.
42:35It's a little bit rude, I think.
42:37I'm not here to hurt anybody.
42:39And I'm your friend and I will be in your lives.
42:41I know.
42:51Can I have a glass of champagne, please?
42:55That one as well, please.
42:57Hello.
42:59Hi.
43:01Are you OK?
43:03Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
43:05Um, yeah, I'm good.
43:07I'm fine.
43:09I'm fine.
43:11I'm fine.
43:13I'm fine.
43:15I'm fine.
43:17I'm fine.
43:19How are you?
43:21Um, yeah. I haven't seen you all day.
43:23Well, I have.
43:25I haven't spoken to you.
43:27I don't really know what to say.
43:29Why?
43:31We didn't really leave anything
43:33in a right situation
43:35the other day.
43:37Well, I've walked away from you.
43:39Yeah, I know, but...
43:41I don't know.
43:43I mean, do you want to move on?
43:45I don't know if I...
43:48And then, like, now we're here together,
43:50and, like, it's just weird.
43:52Yeah. It makes me feel uncomfortable,
43:54and I want to be able to speak to you,
43:56and I don't want to have to stand
43:58on the other side of the room as you.
44:01Like, I want to stand, like,
44:03kind of next to you.
44:05Well, we're not together any more,
44:07you go. You can't...
44:09You can't expect to just be tactile
44:11and flirty with me.
44:13You just don't know what you want,
44:15and now you can't have me.
44:17You suddenly want me again.
44:19I swear it's...
44:21Well, I mean, that's not true.
44:23It's not true.
44:25Really?
44:27You want me to say that each time I see you,
44:29I don't want you.
44:31Like, of course I want you every time I see you.
44:33You're, like, the most beautiful person I know.
44:35Yeah, but when you had me,
44:37you didn't treat me right, so...
44:39You know, if you treat someone badly
44:41then...
44:45Fuck.
44:47Okay.
45:11Okay.
45:41Oh, my God.
45:43Millie!
45:47I thought I'd surprise you.
45:53You don't know how good it is
45:55to see you.
45:59Is everything okay?
46:01Not really.
46:03I've just got so much to tell you.
46:11Do you think he's used to me?
46:13I know he is.
46:15What the fuck is wrong with you?
46:17I just want to go away
46:19and leave London.
46:21No, no, no, please don't go.
46:23Please don't do this.
46:25To be honest, I've come here
46:27because I'm doing the right thing,
46:29and I'm being the bigger person.
46:31There's no attitude.
46:33You're attituding at me.
46:35I feel like I like you more
46:37every time I see you.
46:39What did you say last night?
46:41Did I perform well?
46:43Yeah, funnily enough.
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