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00:00Oh
00:30You can eat curry
00:32That day. Hi. We're talking sensual. No way. I can't I'm cadet
00:36What we don't have to do this, you know, I'm sure look no concierge me. No Bonsai Joe hold it. No news. Not just in this you
00:44Smiley
00:45Bungle me from a cancer customer. What kind of work we do
00:49So no Joe died there. I'm not snow. Oh, yeah, they all it. I just have a judah up your body
00:53I
01:23Don't
01:26Get Joe do you thank you so much?
01:31Don't get to know that she had a hodgepodge. Oh, that's me. I'm not a little bit. Okay. No, no, no, I'm not gonna mommy
01:36Don't smash it. I'm not
01:38Yes, we know he need
01:40Nani, Yoshioka, do you know you could offer any so that's a nice day. I'm I should stay with us
01:46I thought not tonight. What I know to keep up. He won't take any
01:49It's like a war painting.
01:51It's been allowed in the daytime,
01:53and people who watch it in the daytime
01:55rarely enjoy the fact that they're riding it.
01:58But when they see it for the first time,
02:00they're like,
02:01look, there's a war painting over there.
02:04Is that so?
02:05What about that?
02:06There are two ways to do it.
02:07You get used to it,
02:09or you change your mind.
02:11Which is it?
02:12Let's see.
02:13First of all,
02:14I'd like everyone to get used to it.
02:17First of all,
02:18this is the corner.
02:19Teletubbies Timetable Review.
02:26This is a corner where you can review
02:28the TV Tokyo programs you've been interested in
02:30in a good way or a bad way.
02:33We've prepared a 1000-episode timetable.
02:36I'm going to start with the basics,
02:38but what made me excited was
02:40that there was Mr. Goro Yamada
02:43on this show,
02:45and he said,
02:46Odeido's real name is Takeda.
02:48I was shocked.
02:50He said it so naturally,
02:53so everyone thought it was weird.
02:57But when I finally got the courage to ask,
02:59isn't Mr. Goro Yamada his real name?
03:02Everyone knew that,
03:04and I thought he was talking about
03:07all the immigrants.
03:09At that time,
03:10everyone was cheering for him,
03:12but no one knew.
03:14Everyone didn't know
03:16the reaction of the audience.
03:19I got a message from Mr. Kami,
03:21and I was surprised.
03:24My college classmates were surprised, too.
03:27That's right.
03:28I always think,
03:30and this may be a little off-topic,
03:32but I used to be a student.
03:35People who don't know me
03:37and people who know me
03:39all think they know me,
03:41but they don't know me at all.
03:44So I'm often told,
03:46even if I'm bored,
03:48people around me don't know me at all.
03:51That's right.
03:53But on the contrary,
03:54everyone seems to know Mr. Meiba.
03:56Oh, you know Mr. Meiba.
03:58I know Mr. Meiba,
04:00but why don't you know Mr. Meiba?
04:02I don't know Mr. Yamada,
04:04but I know Mr. Meiba.
04:06There was an incident
04:08on Achikocho Street.
04:10Tom Brown, a young entertainer
04:12named Seigi Kotake,
04:14and Ota, a member of the Jumpo family
04:16came as guests the other day.
04:18It was on-air.
04:20About two days before it was on-air,
04:22Mr. Sakuma,
04:23I was told that there was a problem with the content of the on-air.
04:26What?
04:27It was completed two days before.
04:29At the end,
04:31in the corner where Seigi Kotake talks about his good news,
04:34a comedian named G-Pan Panda,
04:36who was in the same period,
04:38said that he was really frustrated.
04:40He had been in the ace class since he was young,
04:42and even though he had won a lot of contests,
04:44he was banned from activities.
04:46On the other hand,
04:48a comedian named Linda Culler,
04:50who was in the same period,
04:52said that he was popular on TV
04:54even though he didn't have a strong story.
04:56This is a good story,
04:58so everyone was very excited.
05:00And the information I received two days ago
05:02was that G-Pan Panda was not banned from activities
05:04due to the misunderstanding of Seigi Kotake.
05:07What is that?
05:08What is that?
05:09What is that?
05:10Is that true?
05:11I'm scared.
05:12We are in the same agency.
05:14That's why we don't have any misunderstanding.
05:16We are in the same agency.
05:18And that's why we are so popular.
05:20Apparently,
05:22G-Pan Panda was not on the live show of Watanabe Pro.
05:24We were trying to make a good story,
05:26so we were on a regular radio show.
05:28So,
05:30if we were on the radio show,
05:32we would be banned from activities.
05:34That would be a big problem.
05:36We might lose our jobs.
05:38But we can't fix it.
05:40That's not the only problem.
05:42We are so popular that
05:44we can't fix it.
05:46We can't fix it.
05:48So,
05:50while we were on the radio show,
05:52we were told that
05:54it was a misunderstanding of Seigi Kotake.
05:56We were told that it was a misunderstanding of Seigi Kotake.
05:58That's amazing.
06:00That's amazing.
06:02It would be so funny if someone told us it was a misunderstanding.
06:04It would be so funny if someone told us it was a misunderstanding.
06:06Because Seigi Kotake was a G-Pan Panda.
06:08That's the legal check.
06:10Next is this corner.
06:12This is a new show!
06:18This is a new show in which
06:20the guests of the special program
06:22from TV Tokyo will start.
06:24So,
06:26this is our show.
06:28This show will be on TV from April 4th at 8pm.
06:30This is already a classic special edition.
06:33I've been a director for a long time.
06:37More than 10 years.
06:39Let me introduce today's guest.
06:42Ms. Anna Tsuchiya.
06:44Ms. Tsuchiya is here.
06:45Hello.
06:46Nice to meet you.
06:48Nice to meet you.
06:49Nice to meet you.
06:51I feel like I'm in a bar.
06:53This is a regular seat.
06:55Nice to meet you.
06:58You appeared in this program, right?
07:00Yes, I did.
07:01My way of appearing was to watch various VTRs.
07:06Ms. Tsuchiya, did you go?
07:08Yes, I did.
07:09First of all, when I got a call from TV Tokyo,
07:11I was like,
07:13TV Tokyo?
07:15What is it?
07:16I was nervous.
07:18I was like, the sea?
07:19I was like, I'm going to the sea.
07:21I was like, I'm going to the sea.
07:23I was like, I'm going to the sea.
07:24I was like, I'm going to the sea.
07:25I was like, I'm going to the sea.
07:26I...
07:28whenever...
07:30I've always been like,
07:31I've always been like,
07:32I've always been like,
07:34I'm going see whatever I like.
07:36I saw myself said.
07:40On the day before,
07:42I swam in the rain.
07:44I swam in the rain.
07:46I swam in the rain.
07:48I do not understand the script well,
07:50so I accepted it.
07:52I was told to fly to Shiretoko and swim under the ice.
07:57Under the ice?
07:59I'm going to find the ice chandelier that exists in the sea of Shiretoko, which is a world heritage site.
08:07It's very cold.
08:09It's like a big sauna and a water bath.
08:11That's right.
08:12A big sauna and a water bath.
08:14That's right.
08:15That's right.
08:17What's amazing is that there was a video that surprised the world.
08:24I just remembered that there was a video that was interviewed.
08:28It's a scoop battle.
08:30That's right.
08:31It's called a scoop battle.
08:33I'm in Shiretoko and he's in the warm South Pole.
08:37I see.
08:38Let's see who gets the scoop.
08:41Actually, the opponent is a parachute.
08:43It's not easy to dive under the ice.
08:51It's amazing.
08:53Have you ever seen a person diving in the ice?
08:58That's right.
09:00Divers on the beach in a warm place are cool.
09:08It's snowing.
09:10The temperature is minus 10 degrees Celsius.
09:13It's like a marine blue sea, a blue sky, a colorful tropical fish, and a diver.
09:20That's right.
09:21Everything is gray.
09:23I see.
09:25I was enraged at the location of the sea.
09:28I can't do it because I have knowledge.
09:32I see.
09:33Three fish came to me and said,
09:35I don't think there's anyone in the sea.
09:37I was embarrassed.
09:39It's very interesting.
09:43I'm Maeda from Kimondii.
09:44I'm Takagishi.
09:46I've been living alone recently.
09:47It's proof that I'm alive.
09:49I'll tell you a story that only I know.
09:51Let's go.
09:52Before that, please introduce yourselves.
09:53Hello, everyone. I'm Yumi Adachi.
09:55I'm Aizu Saki.
09:56I'm Masayuka Isayama.
09:57The drama we're starring in,
09:59OTTOYO, will you die?
10:00will finally start.
10:02Maya, Riko, and Yurika, who have been best friends since their school days,
10:05were supposed to have had a happy marriage with their loved ones.
10:09However, as the days go by,
10:11the three of them are forced to live a life far from happiness by their husbands,
10:14and one day, their dissatisfaction turns into murder.
10:18And the three of them make a terrible decision
10:21to each of their husbands to start a new life.
10:25You should have died.
10:27Didn't you know?
10:28I don't drink because I make money.
10:30OTTOYO, will you die?
10:32This is justice, isn't it?
10:36It's like the three of them are announcing their happy times.
10:44Is it really cold?
10:46It's cold, but I used to do free diving.
10:51I wore a dry suit in the sea in winter,
10:54and I wore it again when I was drifting,
10:56but I couldn't get in the water.
10:59So we wore a 3mm wetsuit.
11:03This is for summer,
11:05so we can swim in it.
11:07My body got a little stupid.
11:11I got used to it.
11:12I was like,
11:13Oh, this much coldness is okay.
11:15If you look at the data,
11:17the water temperature is minus one degree.
11:19That's right.
11:20That's the limit you can stay in the water.
11:23Zero degrees is the minimum.
11:26It's the coldest sea.
11:29I was surprised.
11:30They say it's a dry suit that doesn't let water in,
11:33but my hands, legs, and face touch the water.
11:36I lose my sense of direction.
11:38So I can only stay in the water for 15 minutes.
11:42There was a cool guy called Mr. Nishimura
11:45who went diving with me.
11:47He saw me and said,
11:49This guy can stay in the water for 25 minutes.
11:53Black people don't know.
11:55This guy can stay in the water.
11:57As soon as I got in,
11:59I felt like I put everything in the ice.
12:03My mouth was numb.
12:05I felt like I was shot by a anesthesiologist.
12:10There's a ventilator.
12:12I thought I could take it off.
12:15It's cold, but the human body is strange.
12:18I got used to it in about three minutes.
12:21I breathed slowly so that the equipment wouldn't freeze.
12:26The equipment freezes, too.
12:28I move my body so that it doesn't freeze.
12:32I'm looking forward to seeing if you can take off the chandelier.
12:36I'd like to see it.
12:37It was good.
12:38It's a beautiful sea, a blue sea,
12:42a sea with tropical fish,
12:44so it's easy to swim.
12:46That's all I know about the sea.
12:48But the sea has a lot of faces.
12:50I can convey a lot of that.
12:52It's interesting, but it has a message.
12:56There are a lot of small cryonis.
12:59When I see the heart of the cryonis moving,
13:03I feel like I have to cherish the sea here.
13:06Wait a minute.
13:07Isn't the screenplay too good?
13:10It's so realistic that you don't need a script.
13:13I really want to see it.
13:17You said your body was stupid.
13:19Considering the TV show I've been on so far,
13:21the way you choose is stupid, too.
13:23No, it's different.
13:24It's like opening the lid.
13:27It's super hard to open the lid.
13:30Did you become a good boy when you first became stupid?
13:33I thought this person was crazy about the uninhabited island life.
13:38It's a show that made me feel that I had to increase my potential
13:43to protect myself from the danger of life.
13:47I'm afraid of the sea.
13:49I know it's not just beautiful.
13:51On the contrary, because of that show,
13:54I'm starting to get a lot of licenses.
13:58So I want to do more.
14:02I think the license is important.
14:05If you look at the TV, you'll think,
14:08this person is a great model.
14:10Why is this model living on an uninhabited island?
14:14It was a shocking news for a variety show.
14:17Tsuchiya's uninhabited island life.
14:19It was a lot of fun.
14:20It was really interesting.
14:22Really?
14:23I'll never refuse a job at the sea.
14:26Here it comes.
14:28A job at the sea.
14:29But it's just a job at the sea.
14:31No, no, I've been on too many railroads.
14:33It was hard to open the lid.
14:37I thought it might be surprising,
14:40but it was really light.
14:42Teletubbies are amazing.
14:45I'm sorry, but I'm looking at the list.
14:47You've been to the pond, not the sea.
14:50The pond is really smelly.
14:52I've been there, too.
14:53I know.
14:54It's amazing to look at,
14:56but when you take a step in the mud,
15:01and pull out your feet,
15:03there's something you can't see on TV.
15:06That's right.
15:07I've never smelled anything like that.
15:09I didn't even know that.
15:11You have to be prepared for love.
15:14When I looked at it later,
15:15everyone was doing it beautifully,
15:17but I thought I had to catch it myself,
15:19so I jumped in.
15:21It's smelly.
15:22It's smelly, but it's all in my body.
15:25Just one.
15:26Then I thought,
15:27I don't have to jump in so much,
15:28I can catch it.
15:30There's a way to catch it in the net.
15:33Don't you think you're going too far without knowing?
15:36I don't want to lose.
15:37I don't want to lose to Teletubbies.
15:40You look like you're having fun.
15:41You're talking about such a painful story,
15:43but you look like you're having fun.
15:45And I want to offer it.
15:47For someone who can enjoy this project so much.
15:50But sometimes I'm pissed off.
15:54I'm really hungry.
15:57Have you ever been pissed off during a shoot?
16:01Oh, the other day.
16:04I had it the other day.
16:05The other day,
16:06I was pissed off at a completely different sea location.
16:10I had a lot of knowledge.
16:13I couldn't do it.
16:16I was like,
16:17let me decide what I can do and what I can't do.
16:19Even if you force yourself to do it,
16:21you can't do anything good.
16:22It's dangerous.
16:23At that time,
16:24I was like,
16:25bring me three fish.
16:26Look, there's no one in the sea.
16:28At that time,
16:29I put the director in the sea once.
16:33It's really funny.
16:34It's really funny.
16:35If you think you can get three fish,
16:37try it once.
16:38I was in the sea.
16:40Then,
16:41after about 3 minutes,
16:42I was like,
16:43I'm sorry, I can't.
16:44I want to see that scene.
16:46I'm sorry, there's no one.
16:47There's no one.
16:48It's the best.
16:49I'm sorry, I asked you to do this.
16:50I said, yes.
16:52I'm sorry I can't swim.
16:53I'm a free-spirited woman.
16:55What do your children think?
16:57How do they accept that you're shooting a hard location?
17:01They say, mom, you're shooting a hard location.
17:03When I came back,
17:04for example,
17:05when I went with Mr. Fukuzawa,
17:07I walked until my legs were numb.
17:10When I came back,
17:11I was naked.
17:13When I came back,
17:14I said,
17:15get me a beer.
17:19I can't go to the refrigerator.
17:22My son said,
17:23that was crazy.
17:24I said,
17:27I want to see that.
17:28I said,
17:29I can't crouch in the bathroom.
17:31I said,
17:32that's amazing.
17:33It's a program that uses all of my mother's physical strength.
17:38That's amazing.
17:39That's why I'm laughing.
17:41Mr. Fukuzawa's program is also sober,
17:43but what's going on?
17:45He said,
17:46it's hard on the bus journey.
17:48He just walks.
17:49He just walks all the way.
17:51It's like he's walking all the way to bed at night.
17:54The title is,
17:55I just walked.
17:57It doesn't make sense.
17:59He doesn't take the train.
18:01All the way.
18:03We're going to lose our heads.
18:05This is really...
18:07I mean,
18:08everything is interesting because it's in the way of speaking.
18:12And what's interesting about Mr. Tokoro's program is,
18:15Mr. Tokoro doesn't show the parts that he doesn't think are fun from the bottom of his heart.
18:19Everyone is doing their best.
18:21Probably because he got something good,
18:23that's why Mr. Anna is here.
18:27I'm looking forward to it.
18:28I'm looking forward to it.
18:33Let me introduce it again.
18:35By the way,
18:36it will be broadcast from 8 p.m. on April 6th.
18:38Please watch it.
18:42Wow.
18:44It's amazing.
18:45Thank you very much for today.
18:47Thank you very much.
18:49Everything is beautiful.
18:51Really?
18:52It's like...
18:54It's cute.
18:56It's not like that.
18:58It's true.
19:00It's a good way to receive it.
19:02I thought TV Tokyo was too lame,
19:06so I deleted it from the list of candidates for employment.
19:09I can't go to the TV station.
19:11After that, I joined the company,
19:13and finally the catchphrase changed.
19:15It's a title.
19:17Wait, wait, wait.
19:21April 7th, Monday.
19:23The moment when the three of them are happy is...
19:28I'm happy in every moment.
19:31I'm happy when I'm working,
19:33and I'm happy when I'm with my kids at home.
19:36I'm happy when I'm watching YouTube.
19:39That's good.
19:40I feel like a new stimulation comes from this.
19:44I feel like there are many worlds I don't know yet.
19:47Go ahead.
19:48No, no, no.
19:49It's not like that.
19:50It's hard to say.
19:51Don't make it complicated.
19:53When I'm eating my favorite food,
19:56I love lasagna.
19:58I love lasagna.
19:59It smells good.
20:01I think it's the best.
20:03The more cheese, the better.
20:05It's delicious.
20:06Cheese is delicious.
20:08Teletubbies that only I know.
20:10Yes.
20:11I like a one-way trip or a bus trip.
20:14It's good to go on a trip.
20:16It's good, but Teletubbies are harsh.
20:18It's the best.
20:19No.
20:20Next is this corner.
20:22Viewers' opinions and complaints corner.
20:29I can hear applause from the outside.
20:31That's right.
20:32I'm nervous.
20:33There's a lot of applause.
20:34As a bonus for purchasing official Teletubbies goods,
20:38people who won the lottery are here.
20:42Nice to meet you.
20:44Don't talk nonsense and cut it.
20:49When we talk about the peace of the earth,
20:52you always cut it.
20:54Children all over the world tend to talk with a smile.
20:59You'll be found out.
21:01Please cut it.
21:03This is from a fan named Nekokichi.
21:05I was free, so I was looking up old Teletubbies catchphrases on Wikipedia.
21:10There were a lot of ugly catchphrases.
21:13Do you remember anything?
21:16I don't remember anything.
21:20Really?
21:21I remember Chu TV Tokyo when I was in college and high school.
21:26What's that?
21:27I'm not good at that.
21:28Chu TV Tokyo was so ugly that I deleted it from my job application.
21:36That's impossible.
21:37You can't go to Chu TV Tokyo.
21:39There were five years of Chu TV Tokyo.
21:42When I joined the company, I thought Chu TV Tokyo was too ugly.
21:48But when I heard that the catchphrase would change,
21:51I thought it was Teletubbies.
21:55It was Teletubbies.
21:58Do you know how I felt when my song became Teletubbies?
22:04Do you remember Teletomania?
22:08I was relieved with Teletomania.
22:11Teletomania is a catchphrase.
22:14Teletomania is a catchphrase.
22:17Heart Bim Bim TV Tokyo.
22:20There were six years of Heart Bim Bim TV Tokyo.
22:22It's amazing that you don't remember anything after six years.
22:27That catchphrase is on TVer now.
22:31If you press Teleto on TVer, it's like Teleto.
22:34It's for a little relief.
22:36I said that.
22:38Really?
22:39Really?
22:40Really?
22:41That voice on TVer is Nakane.
22:44It's for a little relief.
22:47Teleto.
22:48If it was Teleto Silver Play, it would be...
22:52It would be tough.
22:53It would be tough, right?
22:56But if it's for a little relief,
23:01it's getting better, so I want Tonchiki.
23:05Like Teleto Silver Play.
23:07It would be better if there was a catchphrase that everyone would cut off.
23:15That's right.
23:17This is a notice from TV Tokyo.
23:19Sakuma Nobuyuki's Teleto vote will be broadcast on TVer.
23:24We also broadcast the original program, so please take a look.
23:28Thank you for subscribing to this program.