Coronation Street - Season 65 Episode 3
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00:00MUSIC
00:25Sarah, I'm not sure why you're not picking up my calls,
00:27but can you please call me when you get this?
00:29We've got a situation on our hands.
00:33Oh! Hey. All right?
00:36Fine.
00:37No, I mean about yesterday.
00:39Who told you that?
00:40Amy. Tracy told Amy.
00:44Ken told Tracy.
00:46Daniel told Ken.
00:48Glad to hear my abductions keeping the gossip mongers in business.
00:51You've been bricking it.
00:52Not any more. Now I'm just angry.
00:56That's him!
00:57Come here, come here, come here.
01:02I'm not going to do anything stupid to you.
01:04Hello?
01:06Don't transfer me. Don't put me on hold.
01:09I just need you to take this message and pass it on to the investigating officer.
01:12My name's Adam Barlow.
01:14I've just spotted Damon Hay walking down Coronation Street
01:16into Viaduct Bistro on Viaduct Street.
01:18Can you please send someone ASAP, please?
01:23SIGHS
01:25KNOCK AT DOOR
01:27Hiya. Gemma let me in.
01:29Hope that's all right. Yeah?
01:31Yeah, of course. Come on in.
01:33She's off to see Bernie today.
01:35You brought a tape measure or something?
01:37Eh?
01:38Well, when an undertaker turns up unannounced, you fear the worst.
01:41Oh, right. Er, no.
01:44Er, brought you a gazette.
01:46Yeah. It's, er...
01:48It's very kind.
01:49He's not here.
01:50Sorry?
01:51Moses. He's not here.
01:54You are smitten, aren't you?
01:57Maybe.
01:59Can you blame me?
02:01Some are about.
02:02No, no. She was up and out early this morning.
02:04She's, er, organising the surprise for Paul.
02:07Oh, yeah? Any ideas what she's got planned?
02:10Just hope it's not daft.
02:12Whatever it is, it sounds big.
02:19Hey.
02:20There you are. Right.
02:22I've had some ideas for changes.
02:24Oh, good. You can start with the urinal case in the gent's.
02:27Ew. Not those kind of changes. Promos. Special nights.
02:30I don't know.
02:31Jenny, we've only been reopened for a few days
02:33and it already feels like we're back to the way things were.
02:36We cannot rest on our laurels. We'll go under again.
02:38These things take time.
02:39Well, they don't have to.
02:40We need to inject some life into the place.
02:42I really want things to be different this time.
02:45Is this about the pub or is this about Daniel and Bethany?
02:50It's about me making a success of this place.
02:53Well, look, I've got this meeting with the tableware supplier.
02:56If they're going to do us a deal, that's going to save us a few bob.
02:59And how is new cutlery going to bring punters in?
03:01Listen, how about two-for-one on dinner-time drinks?
03:05Well, folk only usually have one drink at dinner time,
03:07so we'd just be giving away free booze.
03:09OK. Free pint when you get hot, that.
03:12Daisy, no. Why not?
03:13Look, I am late for this meeting
03:15and I haven't got time to give you a crash course
03:17in how to run a pub, so can we just carry on as we are for now, yeah?
03:21I'm running this place too.
03:24Look, we'll talk about it later.
03:26All right?
03:27So don't you go making any decisions without me, eh?
03:39I mean, I was a kid.
03:40How old were you when you found out?
03:42I don't know. Ten, maybe.
03:43That's hilarious.
03:45Yeah, but you see where I'm coming from, can't you?
03:47Er, no, not really.
03:49Semi-skilled milk.
03:50What do you think the rest of the milk was?
03:52Fully trained, are you?
03:53You've got a visitor.
03:56What are you doing here?
03:57Place is looking good.
03:59Late licence been working out.
04:00OK, enough with the pleasantries.
04:02What do you want?
04:03OK, straight to it, then.
04:04The money that I invest in it and this place.
04:06I was wondering if I could get it back, please.
04:07Your brother's money, you mean?
04:08Well, does it matter where it came from?
04:10I wanted this to work.
04:12Well, it didn't, did it?
04:13No.
04:14But I'm trying to get back on my feet.
04:16And all I need is a little bit of money to get me started.
04:18And if you do this, that's me out of your hair for good.
04:21And why should we do anything you want?
04:23OK, before I say this, I promise, it's not a threat.
04:26But in another life, I wouldn't be stood here begging.
04:28I'd have got some blokes to shake down the place
04:30and take the money by force.
04:32But that's not who I am any more.
04:33That life's behind me.
04:36Mr Hay, can I have a quick word, please?
04:44Right, there you go.
04:48Hey, I came up with a joke.
04:51What do you call a man sitting on the bumper of your car?
04:54Well, I'd call him an ambulance unless he gets a new bonnet.
04:57I don't know, what do you call a man sitting on the bumper of your car?
05:00Wretch.
05:01Wretch, you're funny.
05:04Did you just make that up?
05:05Yeah, I think so.
05:06Well, I don't know, maybe I just heard it somewhere.
05:10Well, I've never heard of it.
05:11Don't, you'll only encourage him.
05:13Any news from your mate with the body shop?
05:16What, about the scratch?
05:17Can't fit us in till next week,
05:19but he said he'll give us a call if there's any cancellations.
05:22I don't suppose you fancy belling him again just to double-check?
05:26I just want it sorted, I can't look at it.
05:29He said he'll phone us.
05:30Besides, we've got a bit of time before the customer's due to pick it up.
05:35So, is that everything?
05:37I'd like to ask for your consent to take your phone.
05:40To check my locations?
05:42Among other things.
05:43Fine, nobody calls me these days anyway.
05:45Could you unlock it and remove any security, please?
05:49Look, mate, you're from round here, right?
05:51So you know what went on between me and Adam.
05:53I feel sorry for him if what happened happened,
05:55but it's obvious why he'd point the finger at me,
05:57with our history here.
05:58It's obvious.
06:00Cheers.
06:01I'll follow up your alibi, and I'll be in touch.
06:06So what did he want?
06:07Ah, it's nothing.
06:08The minute a sock goes missing in the wash, the cops turn up at my door.
06:11Got a bad reputation.
06:12Well, you've earned it.
06:13Come on, then, spit it out.
06:14Apparently, Adam got roughed up for something yesterday,
06:17saying it was me.
06:18Was it?
06:19I'm not in handcuffs, am I?
06:20Well, just because they haven't got evidence
06:22doesn't mean they didn't do it, so did you?
06:24Well, I don't know.
06:25Well, I don't know.
06:27Well, just because they haven't got evidence
06:28doesn't mean they didn't do it, so did you?
06:30Of course not.
06:31Adam's a solicitor.
06:32He's got more enemies than I'll ever have.
06:34So have you and Nick made a decision?
06:36No, not yet. He's had to bed out.
06:38As far as I can see, it's a win-win.
06:40I get a clean slate, you get a clean conscience.
06:43Think about it.
06:48What are you going to do?
06:50I don't know.
06:58Can I help you?
06:59I need to speak to Sarah.
07:00She's in a meeting at the moment.
07:01It's urgent. She hasn't been picking up her phone.
07:03Well, that's because she's in a meeting.
07:04She'll want to hear this.
07:05I'm sure it can wait.
07:07Sarah, I need to tell you something.
07:09All right, Adam, just give me a minute.
07:11Are you all right to show Mrs Norton around?
07:13And I'll send those figures over to you.
07:17Damon's back.
07:19Really?
07:20He kidnapped me.
07:21He put a bag over me, held a gun to my head.
07:22What? When?
07:23Yesterday afternoon.
07:25You're not going to see anything?
07:28Craig, did you find them in the bistro?
07:31I saw them, yeah.
07:33Mrs Barlow, could I have a word with you in private, please?
07:35What do you want to speak to her for?
07:36Just give me a second, all right?
07:38Perhaps we could do this in your office?
07:40Yeah, of course.
07:50Can I help you playing tonight?
07:51I thought they played last night.
07:54Ah, this is yesterday's paper.
07:56Someone must have left it at the undertaker's.
07:59Todd bought it.
08:00Yep, crosswords have been done.
08:02Right, I'm going to look for my horoscope.
08:04Why?
08:05See if it was right.
08:07Hey, love.
08:08Morning.
08:10Ha! Wrong.
08:12You will embark on an exciting journey.
08:14Never even left a flat.
08:16Just ignore him.
08:19What you got there, then?
08:21It's your surprise. Are you ready?
08:23Yeah, go on, then.
08:27Ta-da!
08:29A helmet.
08:30They've not fallen over in ages.
08:32The helmet's not the surprise.
08:33You have to wear it to do the surprise.
08:36A human cannonball?
08:39No.
08:40Right, this afternoon,
08:42you are going on a...
08:46motorbike ride.
08:48Seriously?
08:49Yeah.
08:50The motorbike club at uni
08:52had an open day in the car park last week
08:54and I saw my lecturer there with his bike.
08:57Well, I told him about you
08:58and he said he'd love to take you for a spin.
09:01And don't worry, it's got a sidecar,
09:03so it's totally safe.
09:05Worried?
09:06Oh, this is amazing.
09:08So, what do you reckon?
09:11I can't wait.
09:15Where's my gazette?
09:17It's in your hand.
09:18Oh, observational skills of a pickled plum.
09:21I'm surprised they let you loose with a pair of scissors, you.
09:24But it is in your hand.
09:25No, this is today's.
09:27I'm looking for yesterday's. It was on that table.
09:29Well, sorry that I'm not my own reader.
09:31Right, will you save us a bit of that cheese and onion pie for me,
09:33dinner, please?
09:34Certainly.
09:35Thanks.
09:37I wanted to do the clues from yesterday in the crossword.
09:40Tyrone was here a moment ago.
09:42It's always here.
09:43I mean, I blame you for his high cholesterol.
09:45Oh, no, he wasn't eating.
09:47He wanted to see you, but then he was called out on an emergency.
09:51Why didn't he phone me?
09:52Because he wanted to speak to you in person.
09:55It's about Terry.
09:57The yobbo?
09:58Yes, yes, yes.
09:59The police have let him know that he has been charged
10:01and there'll be a plea hearing tomorrow.
10:03Oh, good. Good.
10:06Let's see how he likes it in the doghouse.
10:09Ah.
10:12Well, thank you for all your help.
10:14No worries.
10:15And I will be in touch if there's anything else.
10:18Thanks.
10:19What's going on? What's he done now?
10:22We're still conducting the investigation.
10:25If there's any more information that comes up, we'll be in touch.
10:32Why did he have to speak to you?
10:34I think he'd better come inside.
10:35What is it?
10:37Come on.
10:39Oh.
10:42So, Damon's given me as his alibi yesterday.
10:47You're joking?
10:48Well, he's messed up there.
10:50As if you were going to lie for him.
10:52I didn't have to lie for him.
10:53What?
10:54Yesterday.
10:56I was with Damon.
11:09You were with him?
11:11Yeah.
11:12With him, with him?
11:13Don't be ridiculous.
11:15So, what were you doing?
11:16We were just talking.
11:17Oh, you were just talking?
11:18What time is this?
11:19About 1.30 till 2-ish.
11:22Nah, he had a couple of heavies watching over me.
11:24That doesn't prove anything.
11:25I never said it did.
11:26He's using you, Sarah.
11:27All you are to him is an alibi.
11:29Well, he didn't look like he'd come fresh from a kidnapping.
11:31Of course he did, and that was the reason why I was with him.
11:33He's using you, Sarah.
11:34All you are to him is an alibi.
11:35Well, he didn't look like he'd come fresh from a kidnapping.
11:37Of course he did, and that was his plan.
11:38What do you want me to do, Adam?
11:39Do you want me to lie to the police?
11:41I don't want you to take his side.
11:42I'm not taking his side.
11:43Craig, ask me a question, and I've answered it.
11:47So, yesterday, you and Damon, what were you talking about?
11:50I don't actually think that's any of your business anymore.
11:52Please don't tell me you're getting back with him.
11:56So, yeah.
11:57I don't know.
11:58I don't know.
11:59Well, this is just perfect, isn't it?
12:00Why do you even care?
12:02We're getting divorced.
12:03You wanted a divorce.
12:04We are not together anymore.
12:06So, what was the other night all about?
12:07Just stringing me along until he turned up again?
12:09I don't know.
12:10Sarah, if the door's closed on us, I can accept that.
12:13I might not like it, but I'll get over it.
12:16What I'll never accept, though, is you and him.
12:18He's dangerous.
12:20If you let this guy back in your life, he's going to hurt you.
12:22I guarantee it.
12:31Hey, I've come up with a follow-up to that joke.
12:34Oh, go on.
12:35So, you say,
12:36what do you call a man sitting on your car bumper?
12:38Reg.
12:39Classic.
12:40Yes, but then you say,
12:41what do you call a man sitting on your car bumper
12:43dressed in camouflage gear?
12:44I don't know.
12:45What?
12:46Private Reg.
12:49That's brilliant.
12:50You should do stand-up.
12:51I think I need a lie-down.
12:53Hi, there.
12:55Name's Lee.
12:56Had a call saying me car was ready to pick up.
13:00Sorry, who called you?
13:02I did.
13:03It was me.
13:04There was a stack of phone numbers on it,
13:06and I must have got them mixed up.
13:08Was it ready or not?
13:10Not quite, no.
13:12What on earth is that?
13:14I am so sorry.
13:15It happened when we were working on it,
13:17but we're getting it sorted.
13:19No charge, obviously.
13:20When?
13:22It's going into the body shop this afternoon.
13:25Be ready for tomorrow.
13:27OK.
13:29Well, I need to get to a meeting.
13:31By cab, I suppose.
13:33Hey, it better be perfect,
13:36or you'll be hearing from my solicitor.
13:44Tomorrow?
13:45What'd you set out for?
13:47I was only trying to help.
14:02SIGHS
14:06You don't get many pubs like this in London anymore.
14:09Well, at least you don't need a mortgage to get a pint.
14:12Most of my mates preferred all the cool bars,
14:14but give me an old-fashioned,
14:16spitting sawdust boozer like this any day.
14:18Problem with spit is that you don't know where it's going to end up.
14:21Sorry? What can I get you?
14:23An orange juice, please.
14:24And I'm going to set up my laptop and do some work.
14:27Wi-Fi's not actually up and running yet.
14:29Well, you don't need Wi-Fi to type.
14:31In fact, Daniel says all you need is pencil, paper and perspective.
14:35Wow.
14:36Don't go spilling that on your keyboard.
14:38It's supposed to be serviced with a smile, not a scowl.
14:41Haven't had loads to smile about since you rocked up.
14:44It's genuine.
14:45It might just be nice to be served by someone who doesn't require a muzzle.
14:49I'm actually in charge.
14:53No wonder the place is dead.
14:56It was definitely a penalty. He nearly ripped his shirt off.
14:59I know, but what can you do? If the ref didn't see it, he didn't see it.
15:02I know how you can sort it.
15:04VAR.
15:05Body paint.
15:07I'm lost.
15:09Do away with the jerseys altogether. You paint the strip on.
15:12That way they can't grab anything.
15:14If they do try it, check their hands after.
15:16Body paint, innit? Eh?
15:18Thank you. I'm going for a wee.
15:21Oh, yes, mate, I've been hoping to bump into you.
15:23Oh, hello. I haven't seen you around recently.
15:25No, I've been on a business trip.
15:27Listen, how do you fancy some work renovating a bar?
15:29Yeah, that sounds great, but it might be a bit tricky.
15:32Why's that?
15:33Well, I'm trying to sell the yard at the moment.
15:35When do you want to start?
15:36I'm not sure. I'm still working out the finances.
15:38Ah, well, I can't do anything on tick, so give us a shout when you sort it.
15:41Yeah, I will do it.
15:42As soon as I've released my investment from the Bistro, I'll be in touch, yeah?
15:45All right.
15:46You're investing in the Bistro?
15:48Yeah, sorry, who are you?
15:49And you're not my Uncle Nick,
15:50so by process of elimination, you must be Damon.
15:53Bethany.
15:54From what my mum said, I expected someone better looking.
15:57Charming.
15:58Sorry, I just don't really find homewreckers attractive.
16:01Yeah, well...
16:02PHONE RINGS
16:04What?!
16:10Right, I've got the helmet. Anything else I need?
16:13You got a leather jacket?
16:14Oh, yeah.
16:15I had to dig around in the back of the wardrobe for it.
16:18Were you in a greaser gang in the 1950s?
16:21Yeah, I reckon the cow it came from was in the Nativity.
16:24Oi, I got it from Affleck's in 2006. It was pretty cool back then.
16:28Yeah, and there's a reason that I didn't take it to the clothes swap last year.
16:32All right, then, maybe you're right.
16:34Gemma always did call me Fonzie whenever I wore it.
16:37I think it's awesome.
16:39Retro.
16:40My pleasure.
16:41I think it's awesome.
16:42Retro.
16:43My pleasure.
16:44Just can't suppose I've got a chance to make some memories.
16:47Um, Dewey, is that your bike out there?
16:50Yeah.
16:51Where's the sidecar?
16:53Sorry?
16:54When I saw you at uni, your bike had a sidecar.
16:58That wasn't my bike. That was Malcolm's.
17:01He's touring it around Italy.
17:03I've got a trike. It doesn't have a sidecar.
17:06You were standing right beside it.
17:09Sorry, it's a club. There was a lot of motorbikes around.
17:13I assumed Paul would be riding pillion.
17:16I don't think he'd be able to hold on.
17:19Well, my mate's got a harness.
17:23He's not far. Let me give him a call.
17:29I'm so sorry.
17:31He's getting a harness. He'll be fine.
17:35I still don't know how you ended up phoning him.
17:38His invoice must have ended up in the wrong pile.
17:42I didn't do it on purpose.
17:44I understand. All right. Thanks.
17:48He can't squeeze us in.
17:51I suppose Mr Lee's just going to have to wait.
17:54Try not to blame yourself, Abbie.
17:56There's no-one else to blame.
17:58It was a mistake. Kev, give me a break.
18:01Yeah, well, who's going to pay for it?
18:03I will. Take it out of my wages.
18:05And what if it goes to court? You going to cover that as well?
18:08It won't get that far.
18:09How can you be so sure?
18:10I'll speak to him. I'll sort it. Trust me.
18:13We trusted you with his car. Look where that goes.
18:22Nice hug.
18:24Thanks.
18:25What is it, 114 engines?
18:27You know a lot about bikes.
18:29I wouldn't say a lot.
18:31You all set?
18:33Yeah. Let's do this.
18:35Well, the harness will be here soon, so let's get ready to go.
18:38All right, you get under that arm.
18:40Right, you ready?
18:42You need a hand, Billy?
18:43No, no, it'll be all right. Thanks, Josh.
18:45One, two, three, four.
18:47OK. Get your legs off.
18:50Here we go.
18:51OK.
18:52There we go.
18:53Like a hip.
18:55Keep this one side-side.
18:58OK. Ready?
19:00Yeah.
19:01It's too high. It's too high.
19:04Can I give you a hand?
19:05No, no, we're all right.
19:06Come on, mate, please, let me help you.
19:08Here we go.
19:10Is everything OK?
19:11Come on, let me give you a hand.
19:13Maybe...
19:16Hang on, hang on.
19:18Craig, Craig!
19:19Come on, give us a hand, eh?
19:22Yeah.
19:23Ooh.
19:25No, no, put me down, please, put me down.
19:27Come on, let's just try it one more time.
19:29No, did you put me down?
19:32No.
19:36I'm so sorry, Paul.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Open your mouth.
19:39I see...
19:40There you go.
19:41All right.
19:42Right.
19:48We were just trying to give you a memory.
19:51We were just trying to give you a memory.
19:53Yeah, I'm not going to be the one remembering it, though.
19:55Come on.
20:10What about Shaw's?
20:12Huh?
20:13Well, Shaw's ain't going to work with your body paint idea.
20:16Oh, well, Lycra.
20:19That'll be good.
20:20Hey, Andrew, we're back.
20:21Hey, Adam, how's it going?
20:23What do you know about this lowlife Damon?
20:25Erm, just what my mum's told me.
20:27Well, don't believe a word of it. The guy's toxic.
20:30You might be right.
20:31You need to tell her that.
20:33Listen, I don't want to get involved.
20:35Bethany, we need to keep her away from him, for her own safety.
20:38Trust me, he's dangerous.
20:49DOOR SLAMS
20:51What do you want?
20:53You all right, huh, kid?
21:17I thought you were in Glasgow.
21:19Well, I guess they thought it was safe again.
21:22Don't recommend that journey, though, I tell you.
21:24200 miles in a sweat box.
21:26Whistled up a visiting order pretty fast, didn't you?
21:29They did it all me a favour.
21:31They were supposed to keep me safe in here.
21:33Instead, they let two animals go at me while they looked the other way.
21:36Well, you've healed up nicely.
21:38Yeah, well, it's just my knees and my ribs and my jaw and that.
21:41I'm getting there.
21:43Did they give a reason?
21:46Your brother says a lot.
21:48Is that what they said, is it?
21:50Yeah, I got that impression, yeah.
21:53Well, it's been fun catching up.
21:55You heard from Jacob?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Nah, he got a glimpse into his future, didn't he?
22:03He's too smart for all this, not like us.
22:05Yeah, well, I've been looking into business opportunities.
22:08All legit.
22:09Yeah?
22:11He's, like, involved throwing slicers in the back of a van.
22:14Put a pillowcase over his head.
22:16Threatened to shoot him in the face.
22:21Only I heard you bawled it.
22:27People talking here, you know.
22:29No idea what you're talking about.
22:31Maybe it was just a coincidence.
22:33A thing like that happening to a bloke whose missus you're knocking off.
22:36What do you want?
22:40I've got a business opportunity.
22:42Money mine's not legit.
22:45Hey, right up your street, this.
22:47Why don't we get that guard over, eh?
22:49See what he thinks.
22:50Sit down.
22:58It's a robbery.
23:00She got out of your van.
23:01And you're pulling the strings for me now?
23:03Guess what I've got on board.
23:05I'm not interested.
23:06I'll give you a clue.
23:08Pushed you out of a window on your 21st birthday.
23:13I thought he was in Thailand.
23:15Nah, he missed the weather.
23:18It's a note from me.
23:19It was in ground floor.
23:20The second floor.
23:21Come on, man, you landed on the garages.
23:23Still got the screws in me hand.
23:25It's a lot of dough.
23:26What are you saving up for?
23:28I'll give you a nice cup.
23:30Then we're quits.
23:33Those animals.
23:36That was quits.
23:42You get on board with this, I'm telling you.
23:45Are you asleep with one eye open?
23:47You think I'm putting my neck on the line?
23:50For you?
23:52I'd rather clean toilets.
23:57That's my job.
24:05Let's just give him his money.
24:07Harvey's money.
24:08We can find it.
24:09Oh, where?
24:10I don't know.
24:11We'll just pay ourselves director's loans or something.
24:13Nick, there'd be no paper trail,
24:14and he'd be just like giving in the best part ten grand
24:16just because he asked us to.
24:18He got us the late licence, which you talked me into.
24:20Yeah, we seemed like a good idea at the time,
24:22but now, after all this business with Adam...
24:26Guys, I'm not being funny, but that two o'clock baby show
24:28has just arrived.
24:29You're going to be much longer.
24:30Come on, that's right.
24:31Yeah, and most of them are tanked up already.
24:34Yeah, we're nearly finished.
24:38Look, if you did threaten to shoot Adam,
24:40it's just best we cut all ties.
24:43Yeah.
24:54I know who you are.
24:57What?
25:00Really, really sorry.
25:04I just thought that you'd enjoy it.
25:07You know, it might have been OK if the world and his wife
25:10hadn't come out to join us.
25:13People love to laugh.
25:15Nobody was laughing.
25:19It was just a stupid idea.
25:21We'll think of something else to put me through.
25:25Paul.
25:28Look, I'm sorry.
25:29I shouldn't have ranted like that.
25:32I was stormed off.
25:34Not that it was really storming off, I mean...
25:36Can you storm off when people have to help you upstairs?
25:45I know all about Sarah,
25:46whether you can share those details with me or not.
25:49They were in her flat at the time
25:50that you were allegedly kidnapped.
25:52Allegedly.
25:53Maybe she isn't the most reliable witness
25:54considering the circumstances.
25:56He's behind this.
25:57Whether he did the dirty work or not,
25:58he's the one with the motive.
25:59He checked his phone records.
26:01Oh, he checked his phone records?
26:03Let me guess.
26:04No text chats about arranging a kidnapping.
26:07In that case, I take it all back.
26:08Because these types arrange everything via text,
26:10don't they?
26:12We should swap clothes.
26:13I should be the one wearing that jersey with the badges on.
26:15I'm going to have to ask you to check yourself, Mr Barlow.
26:17It's all face-to-face or burner phones.
26:19That's how these types operate.
26:20Yeah, and CID are looking into that as we speak.
26:24If I end up in a guinnel
26:25with a bullet through my skull on your head,
26:27be it.
26:29I take it you'll be ordering another one,
26:31seeing as you finished that 20 minutes ago.
26:33Why not?
26:34Well, it's not table service, so...
26:41How old do you feel?
26:4437.
26:4537? I'll take that.
26:47I heard there's a theatre in this area.
26:49Yeah.
26:50I've got to go.
26:51I've got to go.
26:52I've got to go.
26:53I've got to go.
26:54I've got to go.
26:55I've got to go.
26:56I've got to go.
26:57I heard this theory once.
26:59The age you're at, that is the speed time is travelling.
27:02So if you're 18,
27:04then you're kind of on cruise control,
27:06you know, nice and steady.
27:0840, you speed up.
27:10Stuff goes flashing past the window.
27:13Problem is, you can't slow down.
27:16I'm clocking at 50 this summer.
27:19September, my needle goes past 60.
27:23So the drinks are free?
27:24When you order the hot pot.
27:26We were going to have that anyway, weren't we?
27:27Don't tell her that.
27:28Why not?
27:29She'll think we've been enticed by the offer.
27:31She keeps it going.
27:32Todd, I can hear you.
27:34So you get two hot pots and two pints
27:37for the price of two hot pots?
27:40Correct.
27:41Go on, then.
27:43Sorry I was late.
27:44I was trying to sort out Mrs Parker's order of service.
27:47Did you get a load of that photo they chose?
27:49As weeks go, it wasn't very subtle, was it?
27:51You should have vetoed it.
27:52What, while her husband's sobbing in my office?
27:54You look like Louis XIV.
27:56Can't bring him to mind.
27:58Remember Cher in the video for If I Could Turn Back Time?
28:01Hi, Todd.
28:03Where's Bethany?
28:05I heard about this.
28:07Oh, yeah, be the making of me, so they say.
28:09My partner.
28:10Boss.
28:11George.
28:13Eileen's new squeeze.
28:14That's right. It's been a few years now.
28:16Sarah's eldest.
28:17Pleasure to meet you, love.
28:20Orange juice, please.
28:22Oh, stick it on our bill.
28:23I should come to work in here more often.
28:28All right, thanks.
28:29I'll give him a bell.
28:31What about the bloke who did that Subaru?
28:33Grant.
28:34Paintwork.
28:35Went bust.
28:36Is it that hard to find someone?
28:38Loads of people can do it.
28:39They just can't do it right now.
28:41Maybe stop making promises before you know if we can keep her.
28:45I could call the customer and play it with them.
28:47Look, we like to keep our word, that's all.
28:49He gave me a new number.
28:52If only that scratch hadn't happened in the first place.
28:55Yeah, tell me about it.
28:56There's a letter in there somewhere.
28:58Hello, is that Keith?
29:00It's Kevin Webster from Webster's Autos.
29:03Yeah, I've just been giving you a number.
29:06Six months.
29:08Yeah.
29:09Terry, that's what the maximum would be.
29:12Well, perhaps it varies case by case.
29:15I don't know.
29:16I mean, there's a million things on here.
29:18Yeah, I put in sentencing actual bodily harm
29:22and it just went on and on and on and on.
29:26Hayley, she had a little joke.
29:29She went to a lecture on infinity once
29:33and she said it went on and on and on and on.
29:38Now, was it?
29:39She thought it'd never end.
29:41I hope her comic timing was better than yours, Roy.
29:44Oh, infinitely so.
29:47I just hope that he pleads guilty
29:49and then we won't have to go to trial.
29:51Although I would give evidence against him if I had to.
29:54Of course, then there's always a risk.
29:56Eh? What risk?
29:57That he will say that you took his dog.
30:01He wouldn't.
30:02No, and then in the end he just said forget it
30:04and he had to get him back in.
30:06Oh, no, I felt so sorry for him.
30:09I rescued a dog from an abusive owner.
30:14He was abusing puppies for years for profit.
30:17I'm not sure they simply compare crimes.
30:20Is this about the hearing?
30:22Ty told me about it.
30:24It's tomorrow, isn't it?
30:25Have you got an opinion, then?
30:28Well, I was brought up in kennels, weren't I?
30:30So, you know.
30:33Well, maybe they'll put both of us in jail.
30:40Well, don't reassure me, either of you, will you?
30:44I mean, they're not going to put someone like me in prison.
30:47They wouldn't.
30:51Would they?
30:52Well, that's the law, I suppose, isn't it?
30:54Oh, thank you for the contribution.
30:57Evelyn, I say that as a dog lover.
30:59Pet theft is a crime.
31:01You know what you need, don't you?
31:03You need that guy who gave Ty a pasting to plead guilty.
31:07Then the circus will move on, won't it?
31:11Cheese and onion pie.
31:12Yes, please, Roy.
31:16Did he not get on the bike at all?
31:18No. We didn't know where to look.
31:21Another one, boys.
31:23No, thanks. We'd better not.
31:26Why would Adam lie?
31:27Oh, can you just drop it? You know why.
31:30He said Damon was toxic.
31:31You think he fabricated the whole thing?
31:33Well, he wants Damon gone, doesn't he?
31:35I want Damon gone.
31:36Well, you were singing his praises not so long ago.
31:39I wasn't singing his praises.
31:40I begrudgingly conceded he knew what he was doing when it comes to running a bar.
31:44OK, fine. I get it.
31:45You believe Adam. You think that Damon did it.
31:48What? And you don't?
31:51I was with him.
31:53The whole time.
31:55Well, the police seem happy.
31:56Yes, CB supports that thesis and so does his brother.
31:59Is he toxic too?
32:00You can't condemn somebody because of the reputation of the brother.
32:04Hold on. If Leanna told me she'd been kidnapped, I'd know if she was lying.
32:08I'm not saying that Adam's lying.
32:10I'm saying that it could have been anyone.
32:12It could have been a disgruntled client.
32:14Look, I love you. I love my nephew.
32:16But Harry's dad was a nutter and this clown's even worse, and you know it.
32:20He's not like his brother.
32:23Look, I just want him gone, OK?
32:27That's why we're going to give him his money back.
32:32Don't you be grateful?
32:34Well, I'm not.
32:36You still like him.
32:39I really, really like him.
32:55Wahey! We have success.
32:58Have you found someone to do it?
33:00Hallelujah.
33:01Yeah, but he needs it ASAP.
33:03I'll take it if you want. I'll go.
33:05No, it's OK. Are you... Well, are you sure?
33:07You were behind all that phoning around.
33:09Yeah, no, I feel like J.R. Hartley.
33:11Look, he's quite quick, so stick around.
33:14Drive safe, Abs.
33:16Right, where's the keys for the blue Ford?
33:18Here you go.
33:26Moses the carer?
33:27Yeah, what's wrong with that?
33:28I think it's inappropriate.
33:29You can't pick and choose who you fancy.
33:31Then I suggest you leave it at that.
33:33Who do you think I am?
33:34That's me concerned.
33:35How very dare you.
33:36Thanks, Daisy. See you.
33:39Well, tell your friends.
33:41Really?
33:43I will have you know it's been a huge success.
33:47Exhibit A.
33:48So they've basically just had a free pint with their dinner?
33:51Yeah, but they wouldn't have had the hot pot if it wasn't for the offer.
33:54They have hot pot every Wednesday, Daisy. You know that.
33:57Who else took advantage?
33:59Stephenhead.
34:00And did you?
34:01Stephenhead.
34:02And did they leave when they were done?
34:04They may have.
34:06We have to plan this out properly, together.
34:09But we ran out of hot pot, so...
34:11Well, of course we ran out of hot pot, because you were giving it away.
34:13I was giving the booze away.
34:15If I was anticipating a run on hot pot, I'd have got Sean to make some more.
34:19That's how you start to see a profit.
34:21Well, it generated a buzz, so...
34:23Oh, thank God, Daisy, will you?
34:26Did that not meet the boss's approval, then?
34:28Do you know what?
34:29No.
34:30No, it didn't, but we're going to put it down to inexperience.
34:33Aw. London prices, you'd be sunk.
34:35We'd be sunk if everyone spent half a day nursing two soft drinks.
34:38It's nice to see you, Bethany.
34:40You too.
34:41Yeah.
34:45Thanks for that.
34:52Invoice is done.
34:53Oh, you had a good one.
34:55Oh, haven't I been called that before?
34:58Are those long-nose pliers, Andy?
35:01You mean these?
35:03Ah, thanking you.
35:07Look, Kevin, I'm sorry about all that business with Mr Lee.
35:11I was just, you know, stolen for time, thinking on my feet,
35:15and if I'd have known how hard it was going to be to try and find someone,
35:18I'd never have, like, tried to...
35:20Look, it's all right. We got there in the end.
35:23Hiya. Hiya.
35:24Look who's here.
35:25Dad, I'm locked out.
35:26You know where they are?
35:28They let you on the bus like that?
35:30My mate's mum dropped me off. She made us sit on carrier bags.
35:33Did you win?
35:34Oh, it was on the training. We were practising penalties.
35:36Well, I've got a Southgate on the blower soon.
35:39Where's the Porsche?
35:41Doesn't miss a trick, this one, does he, eh?
35:43That's what I'm going to be driving when I'm older.
35:46Probably one of the sportier ones, though.
35:48Get across the road. I'll be there soon.
35:53Here's a credit to you.
35:55Yeah, well, I'll do me best.
36:02It's about to begin.
36:04What is?
36:06The recital from Strasbourg.
36:08Oh. Oh, right.
36:10Er, yes.
36:11When I said that I would listen to the concert with you,
36:14I was just being polite.
36:17I see.
36:21Seven years.
36:23That's what I could get if he squeals, Terry.
36:28Sounds rather a lot.
36:30Yeah. Well, how long have I got left?
36:36You were acting in The Dog's Best Interest.
36:40Let's hope he doesn't come to that.
36:53We're eating.
36:55Yeah, so do I.
36:56And her?
36:57I don't mind her.
36:59What? How come you like her?
37:01I didn't say I liked her, I said I don't mind her.
37:03There's a difference. Yeah, there's a difference.
37:05Right, I know we said no more stupid ideas,
37:09but you've booked me for a bungee jump off the Eiffel Tower.
37:13Well, I haven't booked anything yet.
37:16Sign me up for the Manchester 10K.
37:18Stop it.
37:19Right, so I've been fishing around on the internet...
37:21Oh, I can see the headlines now.
37:23Paul.
37:25How does...
37:28..Tenerife grab you?
37:29Ooh, Tenerife!
37:31Mm-hm, just the three of us.
37:32Don't you get it? This is what I want to do.
37:36This.
37:37Christmas Day. Nothing.
37:40I mean, isn't that what people dream of doing?
37:42When I retire, I'm going to put my feet up and do nothing.
37:45Not ride around on a motorbike.
37:47You're the one who said it.
37:48Yeah, well, when most people retire,
37:50they potter in the garden, they travel, they join clubs.
37:54I've got a club. M&E Support Group.
37:58And we don't have a garden.
38:01Which just leaves travel.
38:03And where are we going to find the money to pay for all this, eh?
38:07Tree in the yard?
38:08What yard?
38:09Er, just being ironic.
38:11No yard, no tree, no money.
38:13I'll just put it on the credit card.
38:15Pay for it when I'm gone?
38:20Right, it's cheaper during term time.
38:23It's warm, but not uncomfortable.
38:26It's a three-star hotel, this dealer found.
38:29And you can do nothing.
38:31You can just lie by the pool and have people bring us drinks all day.
38:34Ooh, tempting, surely.
38:37The travel insurance had bankrupt us.
38:40That's if they'd even let us go in the first place.
38:42That's if they'd even let us go in the first place.
38:44Course they'd let you go.
38:46Look, it's you guys that need the break.
38:48I've got Moses.
38:49Look, I am not spending another night away from you ever again.
38:53So we can either sit here and gloomy old Weatherfield
38:56watching junk on the television,
38:58or we can go and get ourselves a bit of sun.
39:01Well, I am totally convinced.
39:03You know, get away from everyone out there,
39:06no matter how well-meaning they are.
39:10Oh, he's thinking about it.
39:13He's considering.
39:15I think I've got him.
39:17Is that a yes? I think it's a no.
39:19It's a maybe, OK?
39:21Maybe.
39:26So I said to them it was yet a wedding with 500 witnesses.
39:29What, you really said that to the police?
39:31Well, I said it to Craig.
39:32Maybe they genuinely think I made it up.
39:34Or maybe they think I'm trying to frame them, I don't know.
39:37Listen, he's asked for his stake in the business back.
39:41Well, his brother's stake.
39:43But he wants your money?
39:44Yeah.
39:46And we're going to give it to him.
39:48Leanna got bundled into a van.
39:49But we're not rewarding him.
39:50I got driven out to the middle of nowhere, scared for my life.
39:52Adam, we don't want him anywhere near us, same as you don't.
39:54Who leaves behind one shoe?
39:56We need a better class of clientele.
39:58Sarah thinks I'm lying.
40:00She told the police that they were together at the time,
40:02which they obviously believed.
40:03I said to Craig we might as well swap clothes.
40:05Dear Mimi and Button Nose.
40:07I'm guessing that's not the real names.
40:09Not long to go now.
40:10Can't wait to meet the new edition.
40:12Cuddles.
40:14Say, Nick?
40:15What does she see in him?
40:17I don't know.
40:19But I think she still likes...
40:21Well, according to Nick...
40:25..she really likes him.
40:29I'm sorry.
40:32Hard and criminal, huh?
40:34Well, you don't have to convince me.
40:36You took their dirty money.
40:38Hey, come on, don't talk to my sister like that.
40:40Er, well, so did you, once upon a time.
40:42Look, I'm sorry.
40:44It's just at least you guys can now wash your hands of him, huh?
40:47Lucky you.
41:04Good evening.
41:05Hey, Roy.
41:06Hey, Freddie.
41:08Burning the midnight oil, I believe the expression is.
41:12I had to drive to Warrington and back to get this scene to...
41:15Was there an issue?
41:16A scratch, coupled with an unhappy customer who wants it back
41:20first thing in the morning, good as new.
41:22Scratch?
41:24No-one is more careful with their tools than I am, Roy,
41:27but hey-ho, me a culper.
41:30Apparently.
41:35I just don't think we should see each other any more.
41:39You know?
41:41Like this, at all, I mean.
41:44I saw my brother.
41:46I don't even want to know.
41:48He asked me to do a job.
41:50Robbery.
41:51And I told him straight, I don't want that life.
41:54I want this one.
41:59What happened with Adam?
42:01What happened with Adam?
42:03Because it's all anyone's talking about.
42:06It was a terrible business.
42:09What?
42:10I don't know, you tell me.
42:12I was here.
42:13Not the whole time you weren't.
42:14Police are happy.
42:16Please don't tell me you were involved.
42:19Well, I didn't go through with it.
42:23You say that like I'm meant to admire you.
42:25Six months ago, that was all I could think about.
42:27What, blowing my husband's brains out so my son Harry
42:29can stand at his graveside?
42:30But when it came down to it, there was no way.
42:32Look, I'm trying to be honest with you.
42:34You're the reason that I've changed.
42:36You keep saying it like I'm meant to be flattered.
42:38I didn't want any part of it.
42:39Damon, just seriously, just get out.
42:41I could have lied to you.
42:42You did lie to me!
42:43Look, I'm taking responsibility.
42:44I'm telling you about every horrific thought that I had,
42:46about revenge, about him, about you.
42:49You're insane.
42:52Well, now you know everything, so...
42:55tell the police if you want.
42:59I might.
43:00Look, I'll never, ever let you down again, I swear.
43:0320, 30 years from now, you'll look back at this moment
43:06and you'll see that I was right.
43:09I stuck up for you and I gave you an alibi.
43:12I just need you to trust me.
43:13I can't, and I never will.
43:15Look, I'm turning my life around for real because of you.
43:18Look, I just need you to forgive me.
43:20I know I don't deserve it,
43:22but just say it, please.
43:27Goodbye, Damon.
43:29Goodbye.
43:59Goodbye.
44:00Goodbye.