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00:00All right, ladies and gentlemen, I have a new series for you.
00:02I have a team in Buller League.
00:10After missing a penalty and losing the game at Wembley,
00:12I've decided to hang up my boots and I have become a manager.
00:15I am the manager of M7 FC, the greatest indoor team ever
00:21because we haven't played a game yet.
00:22Today is the draft.
00:24We find out who we're getting.
00:25There's about 170 players to choose from.
00:28I got to choose 12.
00:29So we're going to be sat in the middle of this,
00:31doing a draft, picking our 12 players.
00:33Can I be honest?
00:35No idea.
00:35No idea who I'm getting at this moment.
00:37But I'm going to be doing an episode for every single game.
00:39So hopefully you guys enjoy the series.
00:40You guys will meet the team.
00:41You'll meet all the players.
00:43You'll meet the coach, who you may know.
00:44And I've got loads of ways for you guys to get involved as well.
00:47So hopefully you enjoy the series.
00:48If not, please, just please watch it anyway.
00:51But there's a lot of big managers here, okay?
00:53So hopefully we'll get some interviews with them.
00:54And I don't know.
00:55I don't know how they're going to be, but we're here.
00:57This is it.
00:59I'm just saying.
01:09I think I got one of the best badges here.
01:11M7 FC, solid name.
01:12You got Dave, Santan FC.
01:15Doesn't flow.
01:15You know, it doesn't have the je ne sais quoi.
01:17Clint, FCRTW.
01:18What does that even mean?
01:19What was it?
01:20FCRTW is just letters.
01:21At least I got a number.
01:22Sharky, SDSFC.
01:24So that's a tongue twister.
01:25Don't like it.
01:25Figo.
01:26Can't even spell treble.
01:27Shearer, Lineker, Richards.
01:28Why does it say Deport Rio?
01:30That's what I want to know.
01:31Why does it say...
01:33Tobe Gissel, Vision FC.
01:35I'm not going to hate on that one.
01:35I like it.
01:36Ian Wright and Chloe Kelly.
01:37Wembley Rangers, AFC.
01:38That sounds like a PES 5 name.
01:40John Terry, 26ers.
01:42That's the worst one.
01:43Lehmann, Perez, Lundberg, N5 FC.
01:45That, that was PES 3.
01:47That was Arsenal's team name.
01:48Angry Gins, United.
01:49Can't really insult us.
01:50That's a solid name.
01:51Alicia Lehmann and Maya Jama.
01:53Cringe.
01:53Proper cringe, that.
01:54MVPs, United.
01:55That's like calling something like Best Cereals.
01:57Or something.
02:01So we've been told we need a coach of a high quality.
02:05And they linked me some.
02:06They said, oh, here's a list.
02:07Do you want any of these?
02:08I was like, no.
02:09I know who I want in my mind.
02:10He's managed a team that I've played for, like twice.
02:13Introducing our coach for the season.
02:15It's Marth that we can add in applause.
02:16Don't worry.
02:17We can add it in.
02:18Thank you very much.
02:18Thank you for the job.
02:19Sixer side, a bit of me.
02:21I play a bit of sixer side myself.
02:22I manage sixer side.
02:23I've done it all.
02:24So let's go.
02:24He's looked through the document.
02:25And he's seen a couple of players that we need.
02:28Yes.
02:28But he knows we're all about content.
02:30Content, content.
02:30But it's content with talent.
02:32That's it.
02:33So you're going to see it.
02:34Yeah.
02:34CWT.
02:35That's our motto.
02:37I feel like CWT might end up being like an acronym.
02:40It might be like an acronym for something really like.
02:41Really solid.
02:42Yeah.
02:42Cool.
02:43Let's use it.
02:43CWT.
02:44We'll check it.
02:45We'll check it.
02:46But CWT.
02:47That's our thing.
02:53It's M7 FC.
02:55It's Mini Minta.
02:56Yeah, yeah.
02:59I'm not picking you.
03:05Look at this kit, bro.
03:06Look at this kit.
03:07It's insane.
03:08Are you getting the moves on this one?
03:26I think so.
03:26Oh, are you going to get it?
03:27Yeah.
03:28But like, I might just do penalties.
03:29I'm trying to make deals with other managers of like,
03:31all right, you play, then I'll play.
03:33Then there's a deal.
03:33There you go.
03:34That could be a little five minutes.
03:35And we only mark each other.
03:37All right.
03:37That's it.
03:38It's a little bit unfair on me, I'll say.
03:39But, you know.
03:41What, we have the agreements before
03:42where we don't kill each other or anything.
03:43Oh, 100%.
03:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:45Oh, good.
03:46Oh, yeah, good.
03:47Right.
03:47How have I done?
03:49Good to see you, guys.
03:50You too.
03:51I've already made a deal with Terry.
03:52I'm marking him in our game.
03:53I said, you know what?
03:54You play, I'll play.
03:55And we can only mark each other, done.
03:58So I think we lose that game.
04:00So the way this works is,
04:01this iPad,
04:02we have a bunch of questions that are going to come in.
04:04Three questions per round.
04:05Whoever gets the most right gets first pick.
04:08If you draw, whoever gets it fastest.
04:10Then this one, we have all the players on.
04:12So once it's our turn to choose,
04:14we go up there, we say the player we want, the number,
04:16and then they're on our team.
04:16There's a lot riding on these questions.
04:18We got this, though.
04:19We got this.
04:20Shall we get quiz round number one underway?
04:22Let's do it, man.
04:24Let's do it.
04:25All right.
04:26How many player applications did the Border League UK receive?
04:30I think it's us.
04:31It must be.
04:32I think we start with an easy one.
04:34Oh, look, as you can see.
04:36The correct answer was obviously 20,000,
04:38and that means that nine managers have actually picked the correct answer.
04:43We were the only person.
04:44Oh, my gosh.
04:50How many goals were scored in the German Baller League last season?
04:55It won't be D.
04:56Go with that one.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Fire.
04:58Fire.
04:59Fire.
05:01Fire emojis, man.
05:02Are you going too slow?
05:03We'll get speed bonus.
05:04Even if we get last, someone else doesn't get one right.
05:06We're faster than that.
05:07The answer was...
05:09Strong.
05:10What the fuck?
05:12We got it wrong again.
05:13No, no, no, no, come, come, come, come.
05:14Question three.
05:15We have to get this right.
05:16What is the Border League slogan?
05:18Now, is it A, football united,
05:20B, now or never,
05:22C, let's ball,
05:23or is it D, a new era of football?
05:26I swear.
05:27Oh!
05:30Who?
05:30Who was that?
05:31Who was that?
05:33Who put it?
05:34The second last, the second last.
05:35We're in a relegation zone now.
05:36Look at them sweats, man.
05:37You lot are sweats, hey.
05:39You lot are so sweaty, bro.
05:40What's going on?
05:41You're so sweaty, man.
05:43Get outside, man.
05:44Ninth.
05:45And we only beat 10th on speed.
05:48We have our plan.
05:49I think our number one pick is going to be gone.
05:51If they survive nine picks,
05:53I'm a bit worried about my coach.
05:57It's fair.
05:57Oh, wait.
05:58It only showed 10 teams.
05:59Oh my God.
06:00So we actually came ninth out of 12.
06:01That's gone, that's gone, that's gone.
06:02Oh my God, Jinj came last.
06:05Jinj is last.
06:06You know, Jinj was slewing us for being ninth
06:07because it only showed 10.
06:09He's 12th.
06:10What we've learned before we started this
06:12is Sharky is sweating this horrifically.
06:16Shown by the quiz.
06:18He's gone to Germany.
06:19He's gone to all the trials.
06:20First pick is number 136, Bruno Andrade.
06:23Who's he gone for?
06:24Portuguese player,
06:25currently playing his football at Bedford Town FC.
06:30Who did he choose?
06:32Bruno Andrade.
06:34The player I want to go for is Mr. Henry Lansbury.
06:39Lansbury.
06:41That's a good chance.
06:43Third seed appearance is for Arsenal and Villa.
06:45The player we're going for
06:46and we're building from the back is Jardel Sterling.
06:49Owen Locke.
06:50Michael Hill.
06:51Don Pires.
06:51Zachary Sacco.
06:53The player we want number one is still in.
06:55We're really, really hoping.
06:56I don't know how many more people we've got to pick,
06:58but there's a very high chance now that we get him.
07:02We've got Clint.
07:04You don't know anyone.
07:05And then it might be us.
07:06Is it?
07:07So what number?
07:08I'm going to say Jesse.
07:10That's a first name basis.
07:11Already we get to know him.
07:12My pick is Michael Diwenny.
07:14M70.
07:15Yeah.
07:23I know who you want.
07:25I know who you're taking.
07:26We're taking it.
07:27Hello.
07:28We want number 74, Jesse.
07:30Jesse Waller-Lasson.
07:32That's a pick.
07:33That's a player right there.
07:34Smart player right there.
07:36There you go.
07:37Let's go, let's go, let's go.
07:38Jesse Waller-Lasson played mostly as a midfielder,
07:40but a bit of striking too.
07:41That was definitely one of the top two that I wanted to be in.
07:43Premier League category.
07:44This seems a bit unfair, isn't it?
07:46Premier League category.
07:47Oh, it seems a bit unfair.
07:49What's up?
07:51We're answering questions about something they were in.
07:53Old Trafford has the largest capacity in the Premier League.
07:56How many seats does it have?
07:57I was there yesterday.
07:57You click it. Click which one you think.
07:58I think it's that one.
08:00I would have gone the one under.
08:01I think it's just over 74.
08:03Oh, no.
08:05Yes!
08:08Hey, Jin's got it wrong.
08:10Hey, Jin's got it wrong.
08:11Hey, Jin's got that wrong.
08:13Where are we? Where are we?
08:14Come on. Top five.
08:15Eight?
08:16We're eighth, man.
08:17Oh, Toby's a sweat, man.
08:19We got one, but we came ninth last time.
08:22We came eighth this time, so things are only looking up.
08:24I thought I was coming over here to three out of three wins,
08:27but it just turns out that they were just happy with the one place.
08:30We were happy that Jin's got a Man United question wrong.
08:32He's a fake fan. That's crazy.
08:34We want one, seven, six. Femi.
08:37You know. He got the walk.
08:38Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, man. You know, man.
08:40Let's go, man. Let's go.
08:41I'm Matthew Andy. I'm 29.
08:42I'm from South East London.
08:43I'm currently playing for Billiards East, Step 3.
08:45I wanted to be part of it and I reached that,
08:46so the boys are picking me.
08:48Next category is social category.
08:49We've come ninth. We've come eighth.
08:51As long as we're above that, I think we're good.
08:53I honestly think we're going to come first this one.
08:58I've said it.
08:58Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
09:00Okay, so we won. We've got a couple people we want.
09:03Come on. How big is Minimentor's dick?
09:04Oh, Sidemen.
09:05Which Sidemen member has scored the most goals in a Sidemen charity match?
09:09I was fast as... I was fast as...
09:131.3.
09:15No. Yeah, it is.
09:19I think the correct answer is Minimentor, but we'll see.
09:22It's Minimentor!
09:24Yeah!
09:25Three for three. Three for three.
09:27We're going to be first. We're going to be first.
09:28We're going to be first. We're going to be first.
09:30Yeah!
09:33Yeah, boys!
09:36Yes!
09:39On the way up, ninth, eighth, first.
09:42How are you feeling?
09:43I mean, I don't actually need to ask how they're feeling.
09:45Can you do the celebration again?
09:46I know it's lost its moment a bit, but I feel like we need it on camera.
09:48I don't feel the camera.
09:50We're keeping it cool.
09:50They're very cool, very calm, very collected.
09:52They didn't just go ahead screaming.
09:54I would have hoped, though, you would have got that question right,
09:56considering it was really about you.
09:59Yeah.
10:01Yeah, I mean, I hope Toby got it right, too.
10:04Anyone, brother. Anyone!
10:06We can choose anyone!
10:07All right, perfect. Hold on.
10:08Should we go... Where do we go?
10:10On PK.
10:11On PK Humble.
10:12Content.
10:12There's only three stars. I don't know if he'll go next.
10:14He definitely won't go next.
10:15We'll get him next.
10:16This is where it gets interesting.
10:17First time in Ball League, we've had this, where you choose two players at once.
10:20So, guess what?
10:21Soon, they'll be choosing three to go into their drafting squad.
10:24Right, let's scroll on the iPad.
10:25Who are your two players?
10:26Number 69, Stefan.
10:28Not because of the number.
10:30Stefan Ilic, the midfielder, playing at Hendon FC.
10:34Let's go.
10:35Number 35, Gene.
10:40Let's go, man.
10:42I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:43We're good, we're good.
10:51And yeah, man, I'm excited.
10:52It's going to be a good season.
10:53So, let's see how it goes, man.
10:54To be honest, I wanted to be picked by him or Oswego.
10:57So, to be picked by him, I think we can quite well go together.
10:59I'm off the pitch and hopefully I can grow my side of things
11:01and hopefully he can help me on the pitch too.
11:03So, let's see how it goes.
11:04How long did it take for the Sidemen charity match at Wembley to sell out?
11:10It was actually five minutes.
11:12If it's not three, then it's wrong.
11:13Like, it is three.
11:14It didn't.
11:15All right, if someone put it, it didn't.
11:17The correct answer is...
11:18Yeah!
11:20Three out of three.
11:21We were second there.
11:22We'll take a second.
11:25Still second.
11:26A humble second.
11:27We'll take a second.
11:27We have our two players.
11:29We've got second on a time basis behind SDSFC.
11:32SDSFC?
11:33Again, man.
11:35I told you, they're sweating it.
11:36The round after we have to get PK.
11:39Yeah, come on.
11:40Toby Ball, Sam Fitz.
11:42Number seven, Toby Ball.
11:43Number 60, Sam Fitz.
11:45Let's go, let's go.
11:47This team's coming together, you know.
11:49Toby Ball, a goalkeeper, and on Swazid,
11:51mini-mini, what a player.
11:52I'm going to bring us to play, a bit of composure.
11:55I know some of the boys already, so yeah, it's going to be class.
11:57Very happy to be picked by Simon.
11:59I grew up watching him, so it'll be good to be on his team.
12:07That was our next pick.
12:08He was in our next three.
12:09Ginge, man.
12:10Ginge knew.
12:11I told Ginge I went.
12:12We're getting him.
12:13I'm going to go punch Ginge in the head.
12:14We're having a little, would you call this a romantic dinner?
12:18Ooh.
12:19No, no, between you two, not, like...
12:21We're married men.
12:23With each other?
12:24Like, you two, we're having a lovely little dinner.
12:26What's happening?
12:27I was just trying to eat my food.
12:29All right, fine, it's a romantic meal.
12:31You've got to be a good team.
12:32Yeah, we're a great team.
12:34We are a great team.
12:35We took a couple rounds to work it out.
12:37You know, we got ninth, eighth, and now we're first and second.
12:39Come on, put us at the top.
12:39Put us at the top, put us at the top.
12:40Come on, come on, come on, come on.
12:42Oh my gosh.
12:45Again!
12:46Not a first place, you know.
12:47Crazy.
12:48That's huge, man.
12:49We started off slow, you know, first couple picks,
12:51but we still got...
12:52Our first two picks were our first two picks.
12:54PK's the only player we didn't get that we wanted.
12:56We got our first pick, we got our second pick.
12:58Then we came first and we got our next picks.
13:00Then we came second, we still got our picks.
13:02And now we've come first again.
13:03And I've got to be honest, next round, I don't care.
13:06It's cool now.
13:06Number 88, Arjan.
13:0868, Ramez.
13:10And 62, Arman.
13:11Yes, guys, I'm Ramez Kebzalah, a.k.a. Rams,
13:14from South East London.
13:15Midfielder.
13:16I bring a lot of energy to the team,
13:18a lot of dribbling, a lot of goals.
13:20And we'll see how it goes, man.
13:21My name is Ahmed Zaha.
13:22I'm very grateful for being picked by Sanyam.
13:25And I'm a midfielder, which I bring fair to the team.
13:28You're picking my guy, bro?
13:30What was that, sorry, Simon?
13:31You picked him?
13:32Yeah, I did.
13:33What's up with that?
13:34Yeah, you don't have him or what?
13:36No.
13:36Oh, wow.
13:37I think it's gone really well.
13:39My coach that I've chosen,
13:40I don't think I could have chosen better.
13:42He's been around.
13:43He knows a lot of people.
13:44Drinking people to get advice.
13:45He knows a lot of the people that have turned up today.
13:47So he knows the ability.
13:48I've got someone from Glitcher.
13:49Went to the same school as me.
13:51Gets the year below.
13:52So I'm very happy with that.
13:53Means he's got the same upbringing.
13:55And yeah, I'm very pleased with how it's gone so far.
13:57You know what?
13:57It's gone really well, actually.
13:58The first three or four rounds, we started so well, didn't we?
14:01Got the picks we wanted.
14:02And then the last round with three picks.
14:04We ended up coming last, second from last, I think.
14:07Which wasn't a strategy.
14:08But up until that point, we were doing well.
14:10Any other teams looking like a threat?
14:12You worried about anyone?
14:14No, not really.
14:17You know what?
14:17I think once next week starts, it's going to get really competitive.
14:19It's been a bit friendly tonight.
14:20But I think once it starts with the players and the managers,
14:23it's going to be a bit of a banter on the sidelines.
14:25And I'm sure there's going to be a bit of competitiveness from the players as well.
14:28Any of them trying to give a stick on the pitch to gain it back?
14:30Between there and seven.
14:31And they were getting everything right in the back.
14:33Like behind us as well.
14:34Just rubbing it in every question.
14:36Almost a little bit of inside information.
14:38Almost, yeah.
14:38No, that's SDS.
14:41That's them.
14:41That's them.
14:42They've been from top two every time.
14:44Shaq is probably the one I would be worried about the most
14:46because he's probably got the most free time on his hands
14:48because he's a sad bastard.
14:50There was a couple of questions on them as well.
14:51They didn't even throw us the answer like-to-like.
14:53You know, like we're close by, we're working together for the project.
14:57Ignoring us, isn't it?
14:58Yeah.
14:58No friends here.
14:59No, definitely not.
15:00There won't be next week.
15:02So there's one round left and it's three picks again.
15:05We've got a very solid team.
15:06We've got the content.
15:07I'm still pissed about PK, I'm going to be honest, man.
15:09Number 99, Luis Garcia.
15:10Come on, my boy.
15:11Number 83, Henry Wise.
15:13And number 46, Zion.
15:14And that is the team.
15:15That is the team, feeling.
15:16The Zion and D team, rivaling back.
15:19I'll bring determination, skills, and a winning spirit.
15:22We're going to win.
15:23And how do you feel about being on Simon's team?
15:24Amazing, to be honest.
15:26I watch his content.
15:27I see how much he loves the game.
15:28That's what I want to show on the pitch.
15:29My name is Luis Garcia.
15:31I'm a midfielder.
15:32Can be flurry, but also can work as a defender as well.
15:35Engine, I'll run.
15:36I'll run for the team.
15:37Playing for Simon's team, like, I mean, watching the Sidemen,
15:40beating him today, like, actually crazy.
15:43He's my captain now, and I'm going to do what I got to do.
15:45Yeah, boy!
15:48Anyway, I can't lie.
15:49We're against each other, but I'm happy.
15:51Who are you with?
15:51SDS, bro.
15:52Lovely.
15:53You know what I mean?
15:53All I'm saying, just be careful, though.
15:55Because I know you.
15:55I know where you like to go.
15:56I know you.
15:57Yeah, but not enough.
15:58That's what I'm saying.
15:58Hey, remember this, though.
16:00Remember this.
16:00Slogan is CWT, content with talent.
16:03So everyone we got, good content, but also great talent.
16:07I'm actually surprised Simon's not a player manager.
16:09I'll bring myself on.
16:10When we play Terry's team, we made a deal that we both play.
16:14No way!
16:14And now we have to mark each other.
16:16Yeah.
16:16I said, like, we'll play five minutes max.
16:18You have to mark me.
16:19I'll mark you.
16:20That's it.
16:21How's the night gone for you guys so far?
16:23Really well, with the cocktails, yeah.
16:25Started off really good.
16:26Way better than I would have expected.
16:28I think we got, you know, we got the majority of the players that we wanted.
16:30So now we'll see how we go when we start playing.
16:33I've got some very, very solid picks.
16:35Very decent players.
16:36And I'm excited to see it all go down.
16:39Nah, we've got a good team, man.
16:40I'm excited.
16:40We'll win a few.
16:41No, no, no, we're not doing that, win a few.
16:44We're not doing that, win a few.
16:45Look, I've always been aiming for mediocrity.
16:47That is my...
16:47And then everything apart from that, you're just gonna be happy, really?
16:49Yeah.
16:50Like, if we end up coming, you know, third.
16:52Gosh, that's sick.
16:53If we win it, it's fucking sick.
16:56Aim for seventh, sixth, whatever.
16:59Above that, how happy will you be?
17:00It's like the quiz, isn't it?
17:00You started seventh.
17:01Eighth.
17:02We started ninth.
17:03Eighth, eighth, no, ninth, eighth, first, second, first, second.
17:07Draft done.
17:08We've got our team, 12 players.
17:10We have two weeks until the first game.
17:12I'm gonna try and sort out some sort of training day.
17:14I don't know if it'll happen or not.
17:15CWT, content with talent.
17:17I've also, just so you know, I've made a bet with Jinj.
17:2024-hour stream, whoever loses.
17:21But for some reason, because I do my streams to charity,
17:23the difference is I have to do it not for charity.
17:27And his one has to be for charity.
17:28So, yeah.
17:31What just happened?
17:33Wait, wait.
17:34What do you want?
17:34What do you want?
17:35You're about to mug me off.
17:36I'm not.
17:36All right, what do you want?
17:38Good boy.
17:41What do you think about the team?
17:42Your team.
17:42All right, well, it's not my team, it's Dobi's team.
17:44But I think his team is decent.
17:46Yeah?
17:46Yeah, I think we got some ball.
17:47What do you think about our team?
17:48I think your team's nice.
17:49Because I know I won.
17:50Will it gel?
17:50One of the two players we chose, you wanted.
17:53They're snakes.
17:54I said, Tamar.
17:55I said, if I told you who we're going to pick.
17:56No, no, no.
17:57I said, if I told you who we're going to pick, are you going to pick him?
18:00Also.
18:01He said, oh, we're, we're, we're.
18:02One of your last picks, like fifth last pick was on our list.
18:05So, it's even.
18:06It's even.
18:07That's one of my best friends.
18:08I'm not going to.
18:09See how that's making, you see how I'm making enemies?
18:11Two weeks time.
18:13Season starts.