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00:00Today, we are opening eight lost suitcases.
00:04I'm here with Danny, sorry,
00:06and we're going to be going through eight lost suitcases
00:09to see what we can find.
00:10Now, I'm telling you this, by the way, they're not fake.
00:12They're real?
00:12Yeah.
00:13Do we keep them or do we have to send them back?
00:15No, we can keep them, but the likelihood is there isn't stuff in there.
00:18Of course there is, there's going to be like clothes I can wear.
00:20All right.
00:21We should rate each suitcase as well
00:22because this one's got a little bit of rose gold on it.
00:24I reckon they're a bit bougie.
00:25Do you want gloves?
00:26Ah, my gosh.
00:27Just checking.
00:28Let me raw dog it.
00:29Do you reckon there's actually of value things in here?
00:31When I see someone pull a laptop out of one of these,
00:33I'm just like, there's no chance that's real.
00:35What do you mean?
00:36The laptop's not real?
00:37No, as in like that must have been planted.
00:39I think there's going to be some electronics.
00:41Suitcase number one is, this looks female, by the way.
00:44This is female?
00:45Yeah.
00:45This is female.
00:48Oh.
00:51Girl thing.
00:52Underwear.
00:52Is that underwear?
00:53That's underwear.
00:56You can't do that.
00:56You want some gloves?
00:57Yeah.
00:58Well, I can't touch this, nor can you.
01:00What do you mean?
01:01You have a child on the way.
01:02Don't do this, Simon.
01:03It's not worth it.
01:04What do you mean?
01:04Don't touch them.
01:06What's happening?
01:07You know what I'm looking?
01:08Where are they from?
01:08I don't think that is.
01:09New look.
01:10I think that's a top.
01:11No, that's new look bikini.
01:12How do you know that's a bikini?
01:14Look at it.
01:14What top do you reckon's that skimpy?
01:16You look like a tattoo artist.
01:18Yeah?
01:18Yeah.
01:18That's a compliment.
01:20Touch them.
01:20Get into it.
01:21It's a top.
01:22It's literally a dress.
01:23No, that's a dress.
01:24Ah!
01:25Ah!
01:27Okay, that's pants.
01:29No, Simon.
01:30I'm not touching them.
01:31Simon, that's a child.
01:32I'm not touching them.
01:33I'm putting them to the side.
01:34Oh, this is such a weird concept.
01:36I'm just putting them to the side.
01:37Oh, there's a lot of bras.
01:38Whoa, hold on.
01:39There's a lot of bras.
01:40Whoa, got a jackpot.
01:41What's that?
01:43Girl item.
01:44That's a nice coat.
01:44Oh, this is good.
01:45Yes!
01:46That's a nice coat.
01:46Wow.
01:47I'm scared by the amount of bras there are.
01:49I'm excited.
01:50You wouldn't touch a pair of underwear earlier.
01:52This is a good gadget.
01:53Okay.
01:53You know what it is?
01:53Document holder.
01:55Passport holder.
01:55No, you put your phone in it and it's waterproof when you go to Disneyland.
01:58Only Disneyland.
01:59More like water parks and that.
02:00Okay, that's good.
02:01We put stuff this side that looks all right.
02:03Keep pile.
02:03Oh, hold on.
02:04I don't like the phrase keep pile.
02:05Bikini.
02:06Bag.
02:06Bag.
02:08Scared of underwear two minutes ago.
02:10Nothing.
02:10That's a get rid of.
02:12Oh!
02:15Nail clippers.
02:17Nail clippers.
02:18That's...
02:20They're used.
02:21Obviously, they're used.
02:22It's a suitcase of things.
02:24I'm just going to toss things there, by the way.
02:26I'm having them.
02:28This feels like an invasion of privacy.
02:30I don't like it.
02:31This is your idea, mate.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Is it all just clothes?
02:34It's all clothes.
02:35No, hold on.
02:37Little slippers.
02:39Slippers.
02:39Oh, they look a bit nanny.
02:41Do you know what I mean?
02:41There's got to be something else in here.
02:42There's f**k all in here, mate.
02:44Is that a speedo?
02:45What's that?
02:45What's that?
02:50Keep.
02:52What is wrong with you?
02:53Climax boxers in there.
02:55Wait, what's this?
02:56Oh my god.
03:00I know exactly what these are.
03:01Socks.
03:02Pilates socks.
03:03They're literally just...
03:04These are Pilates socks.
03:05Do you think that everything has like one single use?
03:07These are Pilates socks.
03:08Ten bought some the other day.
03:09They looked exactly like this.
03:11They're just ankles.
03:11Girls, girls.
03:12They're invisible socks.
03:13Tell me that's...
03:14They are Pilates...
03:15Ooh.
03:16Do you reckon anyone watching this will go like,
03:17hang on a sec, that's my f**king shirt.
03:19Honestly, maybe.
03:20We need to keep this intact, just in case.
03:22If anyone watching owns that, let us know.
03:24What are you rating this?
03:25We got a couple things.
03:26The leather jacket was the highlight.
03:28Four out of ten.
03:28Yeah, we'll take a four.
03:30Undelivered.
03:31Oh, this one.
03:33Yeah, this could be something.
03:34Bags.
03:35The thing is, you do just pack clothes.
03:36So like, why would there be anything else?
03:38No, I reckon there's some electronics.
03:40Oh my god, it's got a password.
03:41You didn't think this one through, did you?
03:43No, but the zip's here.
03:44Look where these are.
03:45The zip is over here.
03:46So what the hell does the pass lock have to do with anything?
03:49Well, that's a s**t padlock.
03:50That's a very bad padlock.
03:51What are we rating the bag firstly?
03:52I like it.
03:53Seven out of ten.
03:53Abstract.
03:54Better than the last one.
03:54Oh, big time.
03:55It looks like a boy's bag as well.
03:57No.
03:57Do you think that's a girl's bag?
03:58No, I think it's a middle-aged man's bag.
04:01Which is a, weirdly, a boy.
04:02He's not a boy.
04:03There's going to be electronics in here.
04:07I told you, this is dad.
04:08This is dad.
04:09This is a million percent dad.
04:10Okay, we've got some jeans.
04:11Oh my god, I'm Copperfield.
04:13What do you mean?
04:13You ain't even wore them, they're f**king new.
04:16Still got the tag on them.
04:1734 waist.
04:18Let's see what type of style.
04:19Are you getting a stench?
04:21Yeah.
04:21Yeah.
04:21I'm happy I'm wearing gloves.
04:22Oh, Zara.
04:23Not wrong of a Zara.
04:24That's underwear.
04:25That was underwear I've just grabbed.
04:27You got underwear?
04:28Yeah.
04:28Oh, worn as well.
04:29Extra large as well.
04:31Fatty.
04:32Sorry, have you looked at the underwear though?
04:34It stinks.
04:34The elastic part though is so big.
04:36Yeah, I kind of know what I'm feeling but...
04:38I don't like that...
04:40You see what I'm saying?
04:41Why are they shaped like that?
04:42You know what I'm saying?
04:43This is lovely though.
04:44Little black shirt.
04:45This guy loves trousers.
04:46Oh, this is such a dad.
04:48Look, he's packed a f**king towel.
04:49Yeah, look at that.
04:50What's wrong with packing a towel?
04:51With your hotel, we supply them.
04:53Oh my f**king God.
04:54Hold on, hold on.
04:55Burberry.
04:56Burberry.
04:57Burberry.
04:57And that's like designer, no?
04:59Um...
04:59Burberry.
05:00That's designer.
05:01It is, oh yeah.
05:02Simon, that's money.
05:03It stinks though.
05:03It stinks.
05:04We can get it washed.
05:05It absolutely reeks.
05:06But that's money, keep that.
05:07This absolutely stinks.
05:09It reeks.
05:09It really does reek.
05:10We've got a rare rabbit shirt.
05:11Can I pull it off?
05:13I don't...
05:14I'm not liking the purple.
05:15Okay.
05:15To be honest with you.
05:16Oh, man.
05:17Oh, it does f**king reek, doesn't it?
05:20This has been in a warehouse or like a storage unit for ages.
05:24And it's been moist in there.
05:26It's very moist.
05:26Got a Burberry shirt though.
05:28Yeah, we'll take that.
05:29I actually think this is worse than the last one though.
05:31Disagree.
05:31All right, let's get rid of it.
05:32Suitcase number three.
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06:45I bet you didn't expect to see this in a suitcase.
06:48Mate, it's another father-in-law's one.
06:51Father-in-law?
06:51It has to be.
06:52Okay, what are you wearing in the suitcase?
06:54It's damp.
06:55Yeah, I was gonna say there's a little...
06:58It's fucking soggy.
07:01Oh, I just saw one thing and it's...
07:03Is it pants?
07:04It's dad clothing.
07:05Dad clothing.
07:06Perfect bro.
07:07Oh, whoa, whoa!
07:09They're just, they're, no.
07:11Ear defenders.
07:12Ear def...
07:14Oh, we've hit fucking six.
07:15It's so moist, by the way.
07:17This is so wet.
07:20What?
07:20Can you hear me?
07:21What?
07:22Can you actually hear me?
07:22What?
07:23Uh, it's a bit of...
07:26Have you not seen how wet everything is?
07:28Oh, why?
07:28Oh, this is good though.
07:29This is the best one yet.
07:30Go on, a little Calvin Klein.
07:31It's so rusty though.
07:33Ready?
07:34Yeah, I think so.
07:38Oh, I'll tell you what, Simon.
07:40Hold on here.
07:41I know the exact price of these bad boys.
07:43We've got some...
07:46I don't want to...
07:48That's cut pubes 100% by the way.
07:53Oh, is it weird?
07:54I've actually bought all of these things just yesterday.
07:56Look, this is...
07:57I don't want to touch it.
07:57Do you know what this is?
07:58Eyebrow threader.
07:59No.
07:59What is it?
08:00No, no, no.
08:00What is it?
08:01Goes on your tongue.
08:02That's not a tongue scraper.
08:02That's a tongue scraper.
08:03Is it?
08:04That's a tongue scraper.
08:04I have a tongue scraper, but that's not...
08:06That's not what mine looks like.
08:07That is a tongue scraper.
08:08This is very good.
08:09That's a pube trimmer.
08:10Why do you think I need it, mate?
08:12You can't use someone else's pube trimmer.
08:14This is a jackpot though.
08:15Toothbrush.
08:16But that's an Oral-B, mate.
08:17Do you know how much they go for?
08:18Yeah, no, a lot.
08:19But...
08:19This is money.
08:20We can restore these things.
08:21We can give them a clean.
08:22That feels disgusting.
08:25Like lifting that.
08:26Hold on.
08:28We've got a Boohoo Man lover and...
08:29Oh my fucking God.
08:31Oh my God.
08:31Touch them.
08:32Touch them.
08:34Why are they so wet?
08:36Why is there white stuff on my glove?
08:38Why are you packing tissues?
08:40What is that?
08:41Like what's on that?
08:42Tommy Hilfiger.
08:43But what is this shirt?
08:45Look behind.
08:46Yeah.
08:46What the fuck?
08:47Touch this shirt.
08:52How is this possible?
08:53Some more pants and...
08:55This is great though.
08:56There's toiletry bags coming.
08:57You don't want the toiletry bags.
08:59Stop acting like...
09:00We can...
09:01No.
09:01This is the only thing I'm putting in the keep pile, by the way.
09:03Is there any left?
09:06Come on, man.
09:08Stay fresh.
09:09These are...
09:09Yeah, they're good.
09:11That's all we're taking from this.
09:12No, that's not...
09:13That's what you're taking.
09:15I'm taking this toiletry bag, my boy.
09:17You're grim.
09:18You're so grim.
09:20I'm actually going to say that was the best one though.
09:21Yeah, it has to be.
09:22Is it just because it's like the most like things we would pack?
09:25Is that the only reason why?
09:26Yeah.
09:26I don't know why we'd even...
09:27Why would you wear?
09:29Where are they being?
09:29Why are these in your suitcase?
09:32That's a stacked one.
09:33Suitcase number four.
09:34I just don't want an old man again.
09:39Okay.
09:39Oh, we've hit the fucking jackpot.
09:41What's that?
09:41Wait, hang on.
09:42Horseplay.
09:43Horseplay?
09:44A horseplay novel, book one.
09:46Ready? I'm going to read this to you.
09:47Following a particularly ugly breakup,
09:49Madison Landry has sworn off men to focus on the work she does with horses on the family ranch.
09:54She tries to keep her past from defining her.
09:56When her dad hires a new down on his luck ranch hand,
09:59Madison has trouble keeping her feet on the ground and her behind in the saddle.
10:03Ew.
10:03She wants to believe that Jenson Davis is like most other men,
10:06only interested in one thing.
10:07But when she gets seriously injured on the job,
10:09he's the first one to take care of her.
10:11His tenderness with her slowly chips away at the walls she's strategically built around her heart.
10:15Soon, what starts as nothing more than a casual fling grows into something more.
10:19Can Madison open up to the possibility of love,
10:21or will she keep herself completely closed off from ever being hurt again?
10:24I think I've heard of this.
10:24It's a porno with a horse.
10:26No, it's not the horse that's fucking her.
10:29It's Jenson who's the new handyman.
10:31And the horse is the cuck.
10:33It might be.
10:34I don't like that.
10:34Simon...
10:35This was a TikTok book, no?
10:36Simon, we have discovered fucking jackpot here,
10:39and you're worried about a horse book.
10:41Madison, you're drooling.
10:42All right, you keep doing that.
10:44I'm tucking in, mate.
10:45Jackpot.
10:45Not even fu...
10:46Oh my god, they're not even used.
10:47This was bought fresh for a holiday.
10:48Where's the sex in this?
10:49It's about a horse you free.
10:51Check this out.
10:52The girls love that.
10:53Brazilian something.
10:54Sun cream, not used.
10:56Toothbrush.
10:56In a flash, Jenson groaned,
10:58swiftly moving his hands to my arse to lift me.
11:01I wrapped my legs around his waist.
11:03Our clothes and bodies were completely soaked.
11:04It's just about a horse.
11:06Making it difficult to move against one another
11:08and accomplish anything that would bring us close
11:09to what we both wanted.
11:10Okay, so this is a sex book about a ranch.
11:15Why are they so...
11:16Why are they decked in there?
11:18What the fuck is...
11:19That's a sleep mask, right?
11:20We're keeping the...
11:21That's not a sleep mask.
11:22What? Is that...
11:24No, it's a mask.
11:25It's...
11:25That's a bondage mask.
11:26What the fuck's a bondage mask?
11:28Do you know what bondage is?
11:29Why would you put that on?
11:30Sex, no?
11:30Bondage is like tying someone up sex.
11:33Oh.
11:36I'm ready.
11:38I'm ready.
11:38You are so lucky.
11:39Oh, so this is like...
11:40I was this close to hitting you in the balls, by the way.
11:42I would have wanted that.
11:42No, but it would have...
11:44Oh, slap.
11:45Yeah, yeah.
11:45Not tickling.
11:46So this is like a kink bag.
11:48I've opened a kink bag, innit?
11:49That's bondage.
11:50Look, that's...
11:50So why are we...
11:51Why are they...
11:52We got our arse questioned.
11:53This is a...
11:54Put that around your...
11:55There.
11:55No, I can't.
11:56And then put your hands in there.
11:58Oh, you freaky...
11:59You stumbled along...
12:00You stumbled onto something.
12:01You freaky fuckers.
12:02Havanas, they're very good.
12:03Yeah, now we're...
12:04Hairdryer.
12:05Can't complain with that.
12:05With an adapter.
12:06That's actually...
12:08That's money.
12:08Giz that.
12:09Should we keep this as well?
12:09What's the adapter for?
12:10America.
12:11So this frisky couple,
12:12a United Kingdom couple,
12:14have gone to America to do bondage.
12:16With a horse.
12:17With a horse.
12:17They would read that while doing it, innit?
12:19Oh, these are broken.
12:20Yeah, queen.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Get into it.
12:23Yeah.
12:24I like that.
12:24We keep this.
12:25I've got some heels.
12:26High heels.
12:27I'm not gonna...
12:27No, let's not keep that.
12:28Oh, a dress.
12:30What the fuck is that?
12:31It's a skirt.
12:32Mate, this is a cougar.
12:33I feel like you brushed over the dress.
12:34I feel like you brushed over them packing fucking bondage.
12:36No, that's...
12:37I would say you brushed over it.
12:38No, you fucking...
12:39You opened it and then didn't really react.
12:41I didn't know what bondage was, mate.
12:42I'm an innocent young boy.
12:43How do you not know what bondage is?
12:44I'm innocent, mate.
12:45From that, we got two bags,
12:47hairdryer,
12:47adapter,
12:48some sandals,
12:49and a horse pool.
12:50Hey.
12:51You want to keep the bondage?
12:52What about that?
12:52What? What one?
12:53The underwear.
12:54No, I'm not touching that.
12:55What about this one?
12:56Yeah, I can keep the mask.
12:57Don't touch that.
12:58Don't touch that.
12:59You have a wife and kids at home, Simon.
13:01It's not worth it.
13:02Yeah.
13:08Are you rating this the best bag?
13:09Yeah.
13:10You think this is the best bag?
13:11Because it's got bondage.
13:11The versatility, yeah.
13:12Yeah, but this one's got...
13:13What are you going to do with that?
13:17Or you could be tied up right now,
13:18having a time of your life.
13:19Yeah, but how would I read my book?
13:20I'll read out to you while you're tied up.
13:22Stop reading that horse porno.
13:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:28It's the good bit.
13:30You're not even putting that in the key pile.
13:31No.
13:32They were just about to have sex in the shower.
13:34No.
13:34They were just about to have sex in the shower.
13:38I don't know where it was now.
13:39You've ruined it.
13:40Okay, next suitcase.
13:42We're missing one item that's like electronic,
13:45but not a hairdryer.
13:46Yeah, like a little Nintendo Switch type thing.
13:48Not even that level.
13:49I mean more like a Kindle.
13:51This is a decent suitcase, you know.
13:52I like my suitcase.
13:54Give it an eight.
13:55Yeah, I'm not against it.
13:56But what are you really packing in it?
13:58Short trip, weekend trip.
14:00Okay, this is your side.
14:02This is my side.
14:03No, you get the cool side.
14:07Do I?
14:07What the fuck?
14:08Oh, that's a child's.
14:09This is a kid's one.
14:11Yeah, this is...
14:11Hear me out.
14:12Am I wrong for taking this home?
14:13Yes.
14:14I'm wrong.
14:14Yeah.
14:15I have a daughter on the way.
14:16It doesn't matter.
14:16No?
14:17No.
14:17I'm happy to literally skip this one immediately.
14:19I'm not.
14:20That's it.
14:20You don't know what gold's lying in it.
14:22That's everything.
14:22That's what they want you to think.
14:24And then you just find a Rolex.
14:25Nah, get rid of that one.
14:27That's a bad one.
14:28That's the worst suitcase so far.
14:29That was awful.
14:30And you know what?
14:37Why?
14:39Why?
14:39Grab that now, you dickhead.
14:42Why would you do that?
14:44Oh, now you ain't get...
14:45Oh, that kind of turned me on a little bit.
14:47Yeah?
14:47You're getting into it.
14:49Oh yeah, zip it up.
14:51You want to read the horse porn?
14:52Oh, you fucker.
14:53That was the worst one by a mile.
14:54Best suitcase, worst insides.
14:57So maybe we want the bad suitcase.
14:59This is a bit of a shit suitcase.
15:00Oh, I like it.
15:01Oh, and then it's bad inside?
15:03No.
15:03Oh, what bag?
15:05Oh, shoes!
15:07New...
15:07Oh my god, they're money.
15:09Oh my god.
15:10Okay.
15:11Hell yeah.
15:12Wait, what size?
15:13Fuck yeah, I might be in the money here.
15:15You have like size 16 feet.
15:16These are UK5.
15:18Uh, I'm not UK5.
15:19Oh, there was used socks in there.
15:21Yeah.
15:21They are a little bit moist as well.
15:23Why everything's moist, Simon?
15:24What's that say?
15:25Classic.
15:25Okay, we got a shirt.
15:26Jeans wear for this generation.
15:28This is such a mum item.
15:30Trousers or the belt?
15:31Shoes, I'm nabbing.
15:32I'm happy with the shoes here.
15:33What are you saying?
15:34Yeah, you have something like that, no?
15:36You have a little chino in there.
15:36I do own trousers, yeah.
15:38I think the shoes are keeping though.
15:39Yeah, big time.
15:40Oh, big time.
15:40New Balance are a hit with the kids as well, you know.
15:44I don't know how to take that.
15:45I'm not nonce.
15:46No, but it just sounded nonce-y.
15:50Call me a paedophile.
15:51You're a paedophile.
15:52No, I said don't call me a paedophile.
15:54Oh, sorry.
15:55The penultimate one.
15:56Oh, it's going to be girls' underwear again.
15:59It's not.
15:59I can feel it.
16:00There's no...
16:01There might be a pair, but...
16:02There's going to be loads.
16:03No, it's not.
16:03Oh, it's going to be a freak show.
16:05You're going to be pleasantly surprised.
16:08Yeah, you're right.
16:09Do we go through it?
16:10Oh, there's a fucking load.
16:12Do we even bother?
16:13What is people's obsession?
16:14It's a bag.
16:14Oh, it's not even a towel.
16:17Dap.
16:19What?
16:20What?
16:31Oh, my fucking God.
16:33Turn it around, Si.
16:36Oh, that can't go in the YouTube video.
16:38You're going to have to blur it.
16:40Oh.
16:40Should we just leave the suitcase there?
16:42Fucking get it out, man.
16:43Oh, packing piss trousers.
16:47What do you think it is?
16:48That's poo.
16:50You think it's...
16:53That's a completely normal thing.
16:55Do you want to see something else?
16:55That's a completely normal thing that girls go through,
16:58and you shouldn't laugh at girls being...
17:02We'll close it there.
17:02What is it?
17:03I don't...
17:05Period blood.
17:05Yeah.
17:06And you know what?
17:06That's a completely natural, normal thing that girls go through,
17:10so it's completely fine,
17:11but I just don't want to encounter it from a stranger.
17:16Someone you know is fine?
17:17Oh, that's made me feel a little bit sick.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Let's move on to the last one.
17:21Get that far away, mate.
17:23The final one, and this is the big boy.
17:25Oh my God, you've saved the best to last.
17:27I don't think we have.
17:28No, you haven't.
17:29Do you think this is actually going to be a good one?
17:32This is where, in a normal YouTube video, right,
17:34you open it up.
17:35Oh my God, four laptops.
17:36We can fake it if you want.
17:37A switch.
17:38Everything...
17:38No, man.
17:39No, we don't fake it.
17:40We don't fake shit here.
17:41Sick laptops.
17:41This is where I open it, and there is five laptops.
17:43Last one.
17:46What the fuck is that?
17:48What the fuck?
17:50Is it a water vest?
17:51No, that looks like a...
17:52It's a...
17:53No, no, no.
17:53It's a water bag.
17:54For what?
17:55For water.
17:56What do you mean?
17:56You put it on your backpack, and then you have it around.
17:58Oh, so it's a neek that has the...
18:00That's our drugs.
18:00I thought there'd be some sort of substance.
18:02Whoa!
18:03What the fuck?
18:03Oh, hiking.
18:04It's a hiker.
18:06Oh.
18:07Oh.
18:08He broke it.
18:09Pop it back in.
18:10There you go.
18:10That's a hiking thing, I think.
18:12You think?
18:12This is a proper fucking dad, mate.
18:14Oh, he fucking loves the Alps, mate.
18:20No.
18:28Danny, look.
18:32I'm hiking.
18:33They're quite useful, you know.
18:34They've got a spring in here, so when you do this...
18:39No?
18:41Give him a go.
18:43You'll see what I mean.
18:46It's hairspray.
18:47No, I don't want hairspray.
18:49It's hairspray.
18:50I don't want hairspray.
18:51Pink hairspray.
18:54This guy's never walked in his life.
18:56It's a bit pointless, mate, to be honest.
18:57Well, when you're walking up a hill, it works.
19:00Are we keeping these, Oli?
19:02Yeah, 100%.
19:04Fuck off, fuck off.
19:10Book!
19:10Oh my god, it's a book in German.
19:12Maybe he is.
19:13I've never seen...
19:14German.
19:15Toiletry bag.
19:15I've never seen a German book before.
19:17I've seen one German book before.
19:20Money?
19:23I got it at my own camp joke.
19:24That was, yeah.
19:25There you go.
19:26Some money.
19:26That's got to be some German money.
19:28Kronos.
19:29Shaving foam.
19:30Oh, it's hairspray.
19:30Is that an Arsenal shirt?
19:31No.
19:32This is, um...
19:32I quite like this one, even though I don't want anything.
19:34It's cool.
19:35Like, it's made me respect the man.
19:37Don't you dare.
19:38Don't, don't.
19:39Where's that bondage?
19:41In our pile.
19:43Nah, this is good.
19:44I like this.
19:44Yeah, I like this one for some reason.
19:46God, what a great guy.
19:47I respect this man already.
19:48I've never met him, but like, he's wearing some nice Adidas socks.
19:51Oh, it does stink though.
19:52Everything stinks at this point.
19:53Walking poles, two pairs of shoes, some sandals, some hairspray.
19:58That's so bright.
20:00Oh, you're such a...
20:01What if he, what if he comments and says,
20:03oh my god, that's my bag?
20:09Fuck off.
20:10What if he comments and says, that's my bag?
20:12Yeah, this is his bag.
20:13He gave it back.
20:14Yeah, but now he doesn't want it.
20:16Oh, let's do some graffiti.
20:18Oh, because you haven't been doing that already.
20:21You kind of look like a...
20:22Banksy.
20:23I don't know what he looks like.
20:25No one does.
20:25Exactly, so how do you look like him?
20:27Don't fucking talk.
20:29Look at that.
20:30I've made that shit.
20:31That's dangerous.
20:32Put the can down.
20:35Step away.
20:38All right.
20:39Stop, just stop.
20:41All right, out of these.
20:43Fuck off.
20:47They're doing it.
20:48No.
20:49Yeah, but no.
21:04Ten's never going to let you do a video with me.
21:07I think it's really shit.
21:09All right, well, that was it for opening lost suitcases.
21:13I thought the horse porn one was the best.
21:14You love a bit of horse porn, don't you?
21:16Well, it's not about the horse porn.
21:18I thought you liked the earmuffs.
21:19I did like the earmuffs.
21:20But you can incorporate them into the bondage stuff.
21:23And these poles.
21:24You love the poles.
21:25Put them all in.
21:25You sick bastard.
21:27Anyway, that's it for today.
21:28Sorry about him again.
21:29And thank you guys for watching.
21:30Bye.