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00:00I'm going to punch you in the face from behind.
00:07I'm going to watch you from behind.
00:09I'm going to punch you in the face because you're a cat and I'm a programmer.
00:13Who is this person who is wearing a costume?
00:17Japan's top sprinter, Sunny Brown.
00:21I did it in another dimension.
00:23It's a must-see to show the ability of another dimension in a relay match with a professional entertainer.
00:28Sunny Brown, who plays a person who is not good at sports.
00:34I did it.
00:39Are you okay?
00:41Already?
00:43You're not good at it.
00:45The top sprinter, who gave the impression that he was not good at sports,
00:52The top sprinter, who plays a person who is not good at sports, and a professional entertainer will compete in a relay race of 500 meters in total.
00:59The top sprinter team will be recruited from the audience.
01:04Please raise your hand if you are the most motivated.
01:07I didn't do it.
01:10You did it.
01:14I did it to warm up.
01:16The top sprinter, who plays a person who is not good at sports, and a professional entertainer will compete in a relay race of 500 meters in total.
01:21The top sprinter, who plays a person who is not good at sports, and a professional entertainer will compete in a relay race of 500 meters in total.
01:30The reaction of the audience is...
01:34We will do our best.
01:37I will not lose.
01:40I'll do my best.
01:42I thought I could win.
01:44I'll do my best.
01:46Ready.
01:48I'll do my best.
01:50The top sprinter is the fourth-year elementary school student and the top sprinter.
01:54I won.
01:57The top sprinter team is not behind the elementary school student team.
01:59The top sprinter team is very close to the elementary school team.
02:03I'm Tegoshi Yuya.
02:05The difference from the elementary school team is about 30 meters.
02:09It's not difficult to turn around.
02:13I'm Tegoshi Yuya.
02:15Anka and Noda are running seriously without taking a break.
02:20They're coming.
02:24And...
02:25They're coming!
02:27Finally, Sunny and Brown have two batons.
02:30Can they turn the tables?
02:34Noda is fast, too.
02:36And...
02:38And...
02:42Sunny is amazing!
02:44She's super fast!
02:49She can run at all.
02:59She's super fast!
03:01I thought she could win.
03:03Wow!
03:06Nuna-san!
03:07Come here!
03:09Come here!
03:12Wait a minute!
03:15That face is too funny, Nuna-san.
03:17Nuna-san!
03:18Come here!
03:20I can't believe it.
03:29And in the end,
03:30Satsuki, who is over 10 meters tall,
03:32scored an easy goal!
03:36So cool!
03:39He's not tired at all.
03:42What a nice face.
03:44That's funny, isn't it?
03:52I'm Utena Kimu from Sunnybrown.
03:54Sunnybrown is amazing!
03:56Really?
03:57I'm getting goosebumps.
03:59Tonight, we have a monitoring competition
04:01to decide the most interesting VTR in a year!
04:05First, the top 5 VTRs
04:07that suddenly unleashed their hidden abilities!
04:13The 4th place goes to...
04:20Evangelion singer,
04:21Yoko Takahashi!
04:24This is amazing.
04:25I knew it.
04:26So cool.
04:27On the international audition program,
04:29America's Got Talent,
04:31a special collaboration with Evangelion,
04:33which has been in the finals for the first time in 10 years as a Japanese,
04:36was selected.
04:38The stage is in the east of Kyoto.
04:42This gate is the Goedo Gate.
04:45It's the largest gate in the world
04:47for wood-carving.
04:51It's a surprise for the tourists
04:53surrounding it,
04:54which is divided into a school trip course and a bus guide.
04:58I'd like to take a commemorative photo.
05:02Then, a strange phenomenon occurred during the commemorative photo shoot.
05:07Are you ready?
05:08Yes.
05:10Cheese.
05:12Cheese.
05:15It's synchronized.
05:16It's very synchronized.
05:18Wow.
05:21Then, the attention of the tourists around it began to gather.
05:26Then, the bus guide, Takahashi,
05:28went to the reception of the flea market held in the square.
05:32Can I borrow this bike?
05:35What do you mean?
05:36What do you mean?
05:37Oh, oh, oh.
05:39I'd like to sing while looking at the east gate.
05:43What do you think?
05:44Is it okay?
05:45I don't think so.
05:46I don't think so.
05:48I don't think so.
05:49I don't think so.
05:51Here, Yoko Takahashi shows her extraordinary beauty.
05:54What is the reaction of the people around her?
05:58Music, start.
05:59Music.
06:07She's good.
06:09She's too good.
06:13She's too good.
06:18She's too good.
06:21She's good.
06:22The bus guide's extraordinary beauty caught people's attention.
06:26What will happen when they see the performance of the avant-garde?
06:52I'm going crazy.
06:57I'm going crazy.
07:00I'm so excited.
07:01I'm so excited.
07:03I want to be moved.
07:04Oh, they are saying they are going to be moved.
07:07They are making the dance.
07:08I never think of that.
07:12I never think of that.
07:13A
07:13little
07:14bit
07:14tired
07:15but
07:15I
07:16will
07:16never
07:17give up
07:17ANYTHING
07:18but
07:18the
07:19LOVE
07:19OF
07:20MY
07:20BIRTH.
07:21Not
07:21always
07:22but
07:22I
07:23want
07:23to
07:24keep
07:24on
07:25living
07:25as
07:26a
07:26Hero
07:27and
07:27a
07:28hero
07:28indeed.
07:29My
07:29dream
07:30would be
07:30to see
07:31the
07:31man
07:32and
07:32many
07:33more
07:33heroes
07:34come
07:34back
07:35to
07:35the
07:36world
07:36to
07:37be
07:37happy
07:38and
07:38be
07:41freedom
07:41and
07:42Oh, no.
07:43She's on a school trip.
07:45That eye of mine is flying.
07:47That eye of mine is flying.
07:50You are alone.
07:53You are alone.
07:56It's too good to be true.
07:58That eye of mine is flying.
07:59That eye of mine is flying.
08:02You are alone.
08:06You are alone.
08:08Amazing.
08:12That eye of mine is flying.
08:14That's so synchro.
08:16That's so cool.
08:21It's scary.
08:26It's too good to be true.
08:28She's too cute.
08:32Some people have yet to figure out the truth.
08:36Evangelion's theme song is a perfect match for the serious Avangardi who took off his jacket.
08:44I'm looking forward to it.
08:45Music start.
08:47I'm really surprised.
08:54Like a cruel angel
09:00Boy, become a legend
09:16The blue wind is now knocking on the door of my heart
09:22I'm the only one you're looking at
09:27You're screaming
09:31I'm crazy about what you're giving me
09:37I don't even know my fate
09:41My eyes hurt
09:45But someday you'll notice
09:49There's a wing on my back
09:53To aim for a bright future
10:00A cruel angel's wind
10:04The wind will soon take off
10:08With a loud and hot pulse
10:11Don't betray your memories
10:15Like a cruel angel
10:19Boy, become a legend
10:322D Ability Unlocking Ranking 3rd place is...
10:36Ari-chan.
10:39Wrestling, Paralympic gold medalist duo
10:42Monitoring disguised as a gyaru
10:44First, the one who showed us the ability of another dimension is...
10:51She won a gold medal at the Olympics
10:54Akari Fujinami, who is in the 139th consecutive official match against Sorigo Yoshida
10:59She predicted a gyaru and played a match
11:03Congratulations on becoming a medalist
11:10That was amazing
11:12Ari Tosaka, who won a gold medal at the 48kg women's wrestling at the Rio Olympics
11:19The gold medalist battle for Paris and Rio will take place during the monitoring
11:25While Iazon and Takagishi, who don't know the identity of the gyaru, are watching
11:29The wrestling queen who has won the world
11:32Is going to win against her senior gold medalist Tosaka
11:40I'm going to win
11:48Tosaka, who doesn't realize that his opponent is Fujinami, has a chance
11:54Hang in there!
11:56Wait a minute!
11:58It's the Olympics!
12:00What is this?
12:02You have 2 points
12:05Wait, what? What's wrong?
12:09I'm scared
12:12The gyaru is getting points from the gold medalist
12:17I'm going to play seriously
12:20Tosaka is going to play seriously
12:24Who is going to win?
12:27You can do it, Tosaka!
12:29You shouldn't do this
12:32I'm going to win
12:35Tosaka is getting serious
12:37He's serious
12:39Wait a minute, what is he doing?
12:42He's feinting
12:44He's feinting
12:46Wait, what?
12:48Why are you pushing me?
12:50Let's go
12:51Why are you pushing me?
12:52Tosaka, go for it!
12:54He did it!
12:56He did it!
12:58He did it!
13:00He did it!
13:02He did it!
13:04He did it!
13:06He did it!
13:08He did it!
13:10Akari Fujinami, you were fearless
13:13You won
13:16He was too strong
13:18I couldn't see him
13:20And the one who showed his ability with Fujinami
13:25The gold medalist, Yuka Kagami
13:28As a fake gyaru reporter
13:31She participated in high school and university students' joint practice
13:34Kagami's opponent is
13:36Who is it?
13:39Minami-kun
13:41Let's go
13:43He's not a girl, he's a man
13:47Moreover, he has a lot of experience in university wrestling
13:53He's strong
13:55He's very strong
13:58I think I can't win if I don't do it seriously
14:02I'll do it seriously
14:04I'm scared
14:06Kagami, the gold medalist of the Paralympic Games
14:08Unleashed her extraordinary ability against a man
14:12Who will win?
14:15Ready, set, go
14:18He's very serious
14:20He's not a girl
14:22He's not a man
14:24First, he looks like a gyaru
14:27He did it!
14:30He did it!
14:33He's not serious at all
14:36He's fast
14:37He's a pervert
14:39He did it!
14:41He did it!
14:44He did it!
14:46He did it!
14:48He did it!
14:51He did it!
14:53He did it!
14:55He did it!
14:57He did it!
14:59He did it!
15:02He's very strong
15:04He's very strong
15:06He didn't lose because of his power
15:09Kagami is back
15:12She pushed her opponent's body to the mat
15:15She scored two points
15:19It seems that the men are also impressed
15:22But Kagami, the gold medalist, doesn't show mercy
15:25Ready, set, go
15:31He did it!
15:33He did it!
15:35He did it!
15:37He's serious
15:39He's cool
15:42Before the match, the women are also surprised
15:48And...
15:50Go, go, go
15:56He did it!
15:58He did it!
16:00He did it!
16:02He did it!
16:04He did it!
16:06He did it!
16:08He did it!
16:10The men didn't give up and won
16:13The men didn't give up and won
16:16He did it!
16:17I can't believe it
16:19He's strong
16:20He's too strong
16:22He's too strong
16:24I feel like I've been denied my wrestling life
16:27I feel like I've been denied my wrestling life
16:29I feel like I've been denied my wrestling life
16:31The second place in the Unlimited Ability Ranking is...
16:36I'm embarrassed
16:39The same sports gal, the Paralympic bronze medalist, Shida Matsu pair
16:45They are participating in the badminton tournament
16:48They are participating in the badminton tournament
16:51A badminton tournament held in Matsu, Chiba
16:56The first match is a badminton pair of more than 10 years
17:01They have to win in order to keep their identity
17:05They have to win in order to keep their identity
17:07We can win
17:09But it's hard to act
17:13Will Shida Matsu pair be able to beat the badminton pair?
17:19Let's start the match
17:21Nice to meet you
17:22I'm Shippoyo
17:23Nice to meet you
17:25Nice to meet you
17:27What's your name?
17:29I'm Hana
17:30Hana?
17:31That's a nice name
17:33I see you often
17:34I see you often
17:35She's cute
17:37The match starts
17:42I can't do it
17:46She doesn't move fast at all
17:48She doesn't use her joints
17:50She's a beginner
17:54I don't know how to do it
17:55Her legs are tangled
17:58Shida Matsu and Sugiya don't know that this is a sports program
18:05The score is 4 to 3
18:09Are you okay?
18:11I'll do my best
18:14I'll do my best
18:16It's going to be hard to win
18:20They are not good at it but they are trying to show their ability
18:29Shida Matsu pair is wearing gyaru
18:31They are having a hard time in the badminton tournament
18:34If they are not good at it, it will be hard to win
18:37They are not good at it but they are trying to show their ability
18:44And
18:47Do your best
18:49It's okay
18:50Did you see that?
18:52It's a gyaru
18:53They are trying to show their ability
18:56They are trying to show their ability
19:01It's amazing
19:07They are trying to show their ability
19:12And
19:16Do your best
19:18It's amazing
19:20The moment of receiving
19:22Suddenly, she turned the direction of the racket
19:25She went to a place where there is no enemy
19:27I got it
19:30The opponent team thought it was not good
19:38She hit a serious smash
19:41But
19:46It's finished
19:49They got surprised by the smash
19:50The gyaru's acting
19:52They are back to their opponent's court
19:56They packed their score by mistake
20:02Too fast
20:04Too fast
20:09You are crazy
20:11I'm going to win!
20:13I'm going to win!
20:15Before they know it, the two girls are being chased by the gyaru.
20:22It's heavy!
20:23It's heavy!
20:24It's heavy!
20:25Oh no, oh no!
20:26The match point for the gyaru team is the net-throwing kamiwaza serve!
20:32Let's do our best!
20:33Let's do our best!
20:34We have to win!
20:35We have to win!
20:37And then...
20:42Good luck.
20:47Shota!
20:50It's a good strategy to get out of the net.
20:52It's here!
20:54It's here!
20:55It's here!
20:56It's here!
20:57It's here!
20:58At the end, the two girls drop it in front of the opponent.
21:01The gyaru team still has the lead.
21:05Why did we lose?
21:07We got it!
21:08This way?
21:10Wait, I won!
21:12What?
21:14I won!
21:16You were so good!
21:18You were so good!
21:20Really?
21:22Thank you so much!
21:24Shida and Matsu won the first round.
21:26How was it?
21:28I was nervous.
21:32It was hard.
21:34You were so good!
21:36You two had so much fun.
21:38That's right.
21:40And the last opponent of the day is...
21:44Makiura, who won the Kishimana prefecture tournament in high school
21:46and joined the national team.
21:48She is the strongest player in this tournament.
21:50They are both university students.
21:54Will Shida and Matsu
21:56be able to win
21:58against the strongest players
22:00while keeping the gyaru?
22:04First game, double play.
22:06Let's start.
22:08Who will win?
22:18Shida and Matsu
22:20are serious
22:22against the male players.
22:24What?
22:34The university students won.
22:38Shida and Matsu lost.
22:40But he's serious.
22:44He's here.
22:46Did he think he was a strong opponent?
22:48He suddenly showed his ability.
22:50When he saw that,
22:52his reaction was...
22:58He did it!
23:00He returned the serve
23:02quickly.
23:04He asked the opponent to make a mistake
23:06and returned the ball.
23:08Was it like that?
23:10Did he move like that?
23:12And...
23:22Matsu!
23:24He did it!
23:26He did it!
23:28Shida and Matsu
23:30won the match.
23:36Hey!
23:38You can do it!
23:40However,
23:42the gyaru can't relax.
23:52Wow!
23:58Oh, no!
24:00You can do it!
24:04Yeah!
24:06Matsu, you're great!
24:16However,
24:18the champion of Kichibane prefecture
24:20Matsu!
24:30You can do it!
24:32Yeah!
24:34He hit the net
24:36and dropped the ball.
24:38The opponent was irritated.
24:46Oh, no!
24:48I'm sorry.
24:54Wow!
24:56He did it!
24:58He hit the ball
25:00strongly.
25:02The score is 8 to 8.
25:06I have to do my best.
25:08Oh, no!
25:10You can do it, gyaru!
25:12However,
25:14the gyaru team is...
25:18Oh, no!
25:20He did it!
25:22He did it!
25:24He did it!
25:26He pretended to smash the ball
25:28and dropped the ball
25:30in front of the opponent's court.
25:32And...
25:38Oh, no!
25:40He did it!
25:42He did it!
25:44He did it!
25:46He did it!
25:48He did it!
25:50I think I've seen that move.
25:52I think I've seen that move.
25:54He started to realize
25:56that he wasn't just a gyaru.
26:00Yeah!
26:02He smashed the ball
26:04many times.
26:06Finally,
26:08the match point of the gyaru team.
26:14.
26:16.
26:18.
26:20.
26:22.
26:24.
26:26.
26:28.
26:30.
26:32.
26:34.
26:36.
26:38.
26:40.
26:42That was so cool!
26:45In the end, Shiramatsu Bear won the take-off rally.
26:53Now, it's time for the first place announcement.
26:56The top of the Unlimited Ability Ranking is...
27:04The legendary artist, Tatsuya Ishii, who makes people drunk with his sweet singing voice.
27:12Tatsuya Ishii, the legendary Japanese singer.
27:17He did a special collaboration with the Japanese a cappella group, Gospelers.
27:24Many people said that they could eat as much rice as they wanted with his singing voice.
27:33The special collaboration was monitored at a bar in Yamanashi Prefecture.
27:39Two men are waiting for the beer.
27:45And...
27:47Excuse me, I'd like to get a ticket.
27:50Mr. Sakaya came to get a drink.
27:53He's the only employee of the bar.
27:55And he's the clerk of the bar.
27:58Gospelers are standing by at the bar.
28:03Tatsuya Ishii, who dressed up as a farmer, came to the bar.
28:09Boss!
28:10Hello!
28:11Hello!
28:12I'm Shige!
28:13I'm Shige!
28:14Here you are.
28:15Thank you very much.
28:16Enjoy your drink.
28:17The manager of the bar knows everything about the bar.
28:21But the customers don't know anything.
28:24What will the people around him do when Tatsuya Ishii shows his beauty?
28:33Hello.
28:35How are you?
28:37I'm fine, thank you.
28:39I'm fine, thank you and you.
28:41He's so polite.
28:42He's so polite.
28:45He's so polite.
28:48I've been coming here.
28:50I came here to see the face of the boss.
28:53Thank you very much.
28:54Thank you very much.
28:56He's like a girl.
28:58He's so good at it.
29:01Does he think he's just a drunkard?
29:04No one pays attention to Ishii.
29:06He just melts into the bar.
29:08Suddenly, Ishii stands up.
29:11He's so smooth.
29:13Hello.
29:15What's wrong with him?
29:17He's like a cicada.
29:19Cicada.
29:21He's so cool.
29:30He suddenly starts singing.
29:32The drunkard looks at him coldly.
29:39I'm getting emotional.
29:41Was that a song?
29:43No.
29:46No one notices Ishii.
29:49So, Ishii and Gospelers will show their skills.
29:55The way to surprise them is...
30:02He's so good at it.
30:06Gospelers and Ishii start singing.
30:12Suddenly, they start singing.
30:16How will the customers react?
30:19Let's have a look at the performance.
30:24Are you a comedian?
30:26Gospelers are excited.
30:28Gospelers are excited.
30:33Gospelers are excited.
30:39Ishii is surprised.
30:41He's so cool.
30:43He's so cool.
30:45I
31:15Oh
31:28Many
31:45Oh, yes, I see
31:52He told me
32:15I
32:45Feel
33:15Oh
33:22No, not okay
33:27Submitted
33:33Kimi-to-de-a-da-da-da
33:39Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo
33:45My dream don't
33:49Get it no man
33:54To be my
34:15Hey
34:29So no
34:38We can't get you
34:45No, man, he go in the sky to be my money
35:16Hey
35:23Do you put a bitch go spell out no makeup a special collaboration
35:46And
35:49Hey
35:54Me
35:57He told me
36:04Me
36:06Hikari
36:08Oh
36:38Every day you come down
36:59It's no heat
37:08Oh
37:38She