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00:00This week's Sanma and Matsuko are...
00:03I can't talk anymore with these guys.
00:06What's wrong with these guys?
00:08They are popular.
00:10Even though they are all useless people, they earn 300 million yen.
00:14Gambling is fun when you lose.
00:18It's fun when you use the money you shouldn't use.
00:23I want you to apply hair cream.
00:25This is my own hair oil.
00:30How can you earn 300 million yen with this?
00:34They are all useless people.
00:37This guy is funny.
00:39I'm happy.
00:40If you have the power of a professional, you can do it.
00:43You look like you just came out of a movie theater.
00:47Sanma and Matsuko are all useless people.
00:50This time, for those of you who don't know about gambling,
00:55we will give you a rough idea.
00:58You can laugh for 30 minutes without thinking.
01:04Kakeru Koumuten is a reform company founded by the young president in Yokohama, Kanagawa.
01:12Most of the employees borrow money from the president and gamble.
01:17There are many useless people with many problems.
01:22When the president posted a video of the useless people on social media, it was a big hit.
01:27The video has been mass-produced and has more than 1 million views.
01:32However, in 5 years, the company lost 300 million yen.
01:37Why is it so expensive?
01:41Let's dig deeper into the useless employees.
01:46I would like to introduce you to the useless people.
01:49First of all, I would like to introduce you to Nao Kendo, who is in charge of the roof.
01:56I can't believe it.
02:04Next, I would like to introduce you to Kagoya Muto, who is in charge of sales.
02:10I can't tell the difference between Kendo and Muto.
02:14Finally, I would like to introduce you to Kota Takase, 27 years old.
02:21I'm 27 years old.
02:29This is Kakeru Koumuten.
02:36All of you are in your 20s.
02:38I'm 27 years old.
02:40Are you in the same age group?
02:42My company was created by a group of junior high school students.
02:48What kind of junior high school students are you?
02:50There are many weird people in my company.
02:52My company is full of useless people.
02:55However, my teamwork is very good.
02:57There are only useless people in my company.
02:59It's a company with sales of 300 million yen.
03:03I would like to introduce you to the useless people.
03:09This is the first person.
03:12He is a useless person.
03:16He is 27 years old.
03:18He is a useless person.
03:20Who is a useless person?
03:21He is a useless person.
03:23He is a useless person.
03:25He is a useless person.
03:27He is a useless person.
03:30Don't write your name with gold.
03:35Where did you get the money?
03:37I borrowed it from the president.
03:39Did the president lend you the money?
03:42It's safer for me to borrow money from other people.
03:46How much money did you borrow?
03:48I borrowed 6 million yen.
03:51Did you lend it to him?
03:53Yes.
03:54How much money do you use?
03:55I use it to buy pizza and pachinko.
03:58Pizza and pachinko?
04:00That's two.
04:02Is it pachinko?
04:04Did you spend 6 million yen on pizza?
04:06I have a lot of pizza.
04:08You have 300 pachinko and 300 pizza.
04:13I have a lot of cheese.
04:16KENDO always owes money to the president.
04:20I always say that.
04:22He is a beautiful person.
04:25He is a beautiful person.
04:28You are useless.
04:32You are not beautiful.
04:35He is a useless person.
04:38What should I do from now on?
04:40KENDO has no hesitation in being a useless person.
04:45He is the most orthodox person.
04:47He is a useless person when the president is taking a break at the office.
04:54I will do my best.
04:56How much is it?
04:57Please lend me 60,000 yen.
04:58Why?
05:00I have to give it back to SUGIYAMA.
05:03Please let me go to the dentist.
05:04That's no good.
05:08It was the worst debt ever.
05:14Who is SUGIYAMA?
05:17He is like PACHITOMO.
05:20You borrowed 60,000 yen from SUGIYAMA.
05:23He is a dentist.
05:25I don't know if he is a dentist.
05:27I don't know if he is a dentist.
05:29You should tell the president that you are a dentist.
05:32You don't have to borrow money.
05:34I have been a dentist since I was in junior high school.
05:37How long have you been a dentist?
05:40I have been a dentist since I was in junior high school.
05:47You are an elite dentist.
05:48You are cool.
05:51I thought you were a dentist.
05:53But you are a dentist.
05:55You are cool.
05:57This is a video of the president pranking KENDO when he was on a business trip.
06:03KENDO gets up and kneels down at the same time.
06:06Please watch this video.
06:14Please lend me 60,000 yen.
06:16What is this?
06:18Is this a prank?
06:19This is a prank.
06:21How much is it?
06:22This is a prank.
06:25Is this a prank?
06:27You woke up and said this.
06:29You woke up and said this.
06:32Is this a prank?
06:34This is a prank.
06:38I understand.
06:39Please come out.
06:41I will come out.
06:43I didn't wake up.
06:46This is a prank.
06:49I didn't wake up.
06:53I didn't wake up.
06:55KENDO has learned three techniques to borrow money.
07:01This is a technique.
07:03Observe the president from a distance when he has no money.
07:07Observe the president when he is in a good mood.
07:12He doesn't need a reason to kneel down.
07:13Timing and smile are important.
07:15It is important to borrow a lot of money.
07:21That's great.
07:23Is there anything you can add to this?
07:26This is his teaching.
07:29You told me to borrow a lot of money.
07:31You told me to borrow a lot of money before the New Year.
07:33That's right.
07:34If you run out of money, borrow it first.
07:39That's great.
07:41I love you.
07:43Why do you earn 300 million yen with this?
07:46This is strange.
07:48KAKERU KOUMU TEN DAME NINGEN SAN EI KETSU.
07:51What's next?
07:55MUTO KAZUYA, who has a weight of 101 kg.
07:59He looks like he has a lot of money.
08:02That's right.
08:04His feet look like slippers.
08:08Unexpectedly, your height is the best.
08:12What are you talking about?
08:14Don't worry about my feet.
08:18MUTO looks normal.
08:21But his appetite and sexual desire are abnormal.
08:24He has already exploded.
08:26Did you have an appetite and sexual desire since junior high school?
08:28I had an appetite and sexual desire since junior high school.
08:31What is your sexual desire when you were in junior high school?
08:34That's amazing.
08:35That's a lie.
08:36He has an appetite and sexual desire since junior high school.
08:38That's a lie.
08:40He confessed to his girlfriend that he had an appetite and sexual desire.
08:43He said, I'm Mr. Machine Gun.
08:45When I was in high school, I ate a lot of sushi at the convenience store.
08:48I ate two pieces of sushi.
08:51MUTO was expelled from school.
08:54He ate two pieces of sushi.
08:56Did you eat sushi?
08:58I ate normal sushi.
09:00I ate green onion tuna and natto.
09:02I ate green onion tuna and natto.
09:05How many times did you confess to your girlfriend?
09:08I confessed almost every day.
09:09That's amazing.
09:10He is famous in his hometown.
09:13Do you confess when you meet a girl?
09:15I confess when I meet a girl on SNS.
09:18I confess when I meet a girl on SNS.
09:19I confess when I meet a girl on SNS.
09:20It's popular.
09:24It's not a bar.
09:26It's not a bar.
09:28He was famous for confessing in the name of Prince of Tokaijima.
09:32Prince of Tokaijima.
09:34He confessed by himself.
09:35He wasn't expelled from school.
09:36He confessed by himself.
09:38He wasn't expelled from school.
09:41MUTO is the only married man in the trio.
09:45He has a family, but he can't stop it.
09:49That's it.
09:51He is good at hitting the bell.
09:53He is good at hitting the bell, too.
09:56He borrows money 30 minutes before the game.
10:00I told him to stop it.
10:01I told him to think about his family.
10:05He said, please lend me money.
10:07He thought about it.
10:12He was so happy that this happened.
10:14It's an incident.
10:15He asked the president to go to the scene to hit the bell.
10:19He said, you are on TV now.
10:21He hit the bell a lot in his free time.
10:28He asked the president to go to the scene to hit the bell.
10:34He said, don't get angry.
10:36He said, don't get angry.
10:39He said, don't get angry.
10:41It's funny.
10:43He said, don't get angry.
10:48MUTO.
10:49It's fun.
10:51It's fun.
10:53It's fun when you lose.
10:56It's fun.
10:58It's fun to see how you win from tomorrow.
11:01It's fun to use the money.
11:05He uses the money.
11:07He uses the money.
11:09It's fun to use the money.
11:11He saves his life.
11:13Don't say that.
11:15Don't say that.
11:17Don't say that.
11:19Finally, Takase Shinuchi is here.
11:25This is Takase's room.
11:26It's dirty.
11:28Why can you sleep here?
11:33Kakeru Kobuten.
11:34The worst person.
11:37Finally, Takase Shinuchi is here.
11:41He is the worst person.
11:44The two of you are amazing.
11:46You have a different personality.
11:48I want you to apply hair cream.
11:51It's a natural oil.
11:55It's a natural wax.
11:56It's a natural oil.
11:58It's a natural oil.
12:00He is amazing.
12:02The worst person's room is dirty.
12:06Takase's room is dirty.
12:08There are several videos.
12:10Let's watch the highlights.
12:15It's a kitchen.
12:17It's a trash can.
12:20This is it.
12:21Shin-kocho.
12:23It's a curry roux.
12:27This is cold Chinese food.
12:28Cold Chinese food.
12:30I'm going to clean it up with Kendo.
12:32Don't eat dead things.
12:45I don't know.
12:48He is laughing.
12:51It's delusional.
12:56There are other bad things about Takase.
12:59This is the most difficult thing.
13:01Professionals go to the bathroom only on the day they go to Pachinko.
13:03That's right.
13:04I go to the bathroom every day.
13:05You go to the bathroom every day.
13:06It's a holy place.
13:08I only want to go there.
13:11Do you go to Pachinko every day?
13:13I go to Pachinko once a week.
13:17If you don't go to Pachinko, you don't take a bath, do you?
13:22I don't take a bath.
13:23I don't take a bath for a week or a month.
13:27A week or a month is a long time.
13:36Is it okay for you to not take a bath?
13:38Is it okay for you to not take a bath?
13:39When I go to Pachinko, I don't take a bath.
13:44I wait in the car.
13:47That's amazing.
13:48You don't show it to the customer.
13:51When I don't have a customer, I go out on the roof.
13:55I can't see anyone.
13:58If I raise the roof, I take a bath.
14:01I also wear a helmet.
14:03TAKASE's house is cleaned by YOSHIMURA.
14:11Which one is it?
14:13This one.
14:14This is a good apartment.
14:18MADORI has a Japanese-style double room and a dining kitchen.
14:22There is a 2D system for each bath and toilet.
14:26The rent is 60,000 yen.
14:27Half of the rent is paid by KAKERU KOUMU TEN.
14:32Let's go inside the room.
14:37You don't have to walk anymore.
14:42This is TAKASE's room.
14:43This is dirty.
14:44I can't clean this room.
14:48Let's burn this room.
14:51Do you want to burn this room?
14:53Do you want to burn this room?
14:56Do you want to burn this room?
14:59What is this?
15:02Stop it.
15:06Are you serious?
15:07I can't turn on the air conditioner.
15:10The air conditioner is broken.
15:15What is this room?
15:18That's the bedroom.
15:20Where is it?
15:21The food is still there.
15:25Do you usually sleep like this?
15:35Why?
15:37Why can you sleep like this?
15:40I can sleep like this.
15:43I live in MIYAKO.
15:46You were noisy until a while ago.
15:47Why are you suddenly angry?
15:50There is a bed here.
15:54What is this?
15:55This room is full of garbage.
16:03This room is broken.
16:05Let's take a bath.
16:11What is this?
16:14I don't know if I can express this in this program.
16:17Did you wash your body?
16:21There is a lot of toilet paper in the bathroom.
16:26Can't you throw it away?
16:27I thought it was a dynamite.
16:31I can't do this.
16:36Can't you just throw away the garbage?
16:40Of course I did that.
16:42Why is this in my head?
16:45Why is this in my head?
16:48Why am I doing this?
16:51The cleaning has begun.
16:53It's a series of shocks.
16:56Pants.
16:58I hate it.
17:03I have an opinion.
17:04You should stop him.
17:08If you want to see it again, please go to TVER or YOUNEXT.
17:12YOSHIMURA is cleaning up TAKASE's garbage.
17:19I'm going to clean up.
17:21The cleaning has begun.
17:26Can I throw away my shirt?
17:27No.
17:29What can I throw away?
17:30Except for my clothes.
17:33I decide.
17:36I throw away all my clothes and towels.
17:40You should buy a new one.
17:42Look at me and talk.
17:46You are a big brother.
17:48I have been angry with you since I was in school.
17:56Thank you very much.
17:58Why are you angry?
18:01Thank you very much.
18:02It's not your house.
18:04That's right.
18:07Look at the ant.
18:10The ant is melting.
18:12You are dirty.
18:20Are you doing it five times?
18:23This is TEMPURA KIDZ.
18:26You too.
18:28Your pants.
18:31Why?
18:33I don't know.
18:35Please do it.
18:37Why me?
18:39I hate you.
18:43Are you the president of the company?
18:46That's right.
18:47Please sell me a turnip.
18:53I will give you an opinion as a turnip seller.
18:55Please stop him.
18:58Even if there are four people, the amount of garbage is not visible.
19:04So I call a salesperson.
19:08I will do my best.
19:10Can you do it?
19:12I'm counting on you.
19:14Please leave it to me.
19:15Can I throw away everything?
19:17Please come in from the beginning.
19:20You are fast.
19:22You are very fast.
19:24You are fast.
19:25You are a great salesperson.
19:27Takasaki's garbage is also a professional skill.
19:32I can't do it with my hands.
19:35Is that all the garbage?
19:37Thank you very much.
19:39Thank you very much.
19:42I won't let you do this again.
19:44Thank you very much.
19:46All the garbage was thrown away in three hours.
19:50The dining kitchen was full of ants.
19:56A table appeared.
19:58It's very clean.
20:03This room was not able to enter for a year.
20:08There is a mattress.
20:10This room is very clean.
20:13This room was full of food waste.
20:16This room was very cramped.
20:21This room is very peaceful.
20:25This room is peaceful.
20:26I haven't been on this show for half a year.
20:29I don't want to do this again.
20:31I understand.
20:32Please promise me.
20:34I promise.
20:35Please don't appear on this show again.
20:39Thank you very much.
20:40However, some people voted for this show.
20:44This is the third episode of this show.
20:48This will be released soon.
20:52This is the second episode of this show.
20:57This is a pig's cartilage.
20:59This is a pig's cartilage.
21:01This is ramen.
21:04Please look forward to it.