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00:00Guys, I only have bad news today.
00:02I don't want to scare anyone, but soon you're gonna see me in the background of a Logan Paul vlog, if you know what I mean.
00:09There's no use for me anymore. I have no purpose on this earth.
00:14I can't keep up at the rate that the world is turning, and let me tell you why.
00:18Anytime you type in Roblox, all I get is AI-generated YouTube videos of Roblox.
00:26Now I know how the people behind the counter with the McDonald's machines feel.
00:31Guys, if you see these people using these machines, these are evil people.
00:34Hit him in the back of the head as hard as possible, if you see him.
00:39Because that's happening to me. I can't keep up with this AI crap.
00:42Yeah, I don't mean to be dramatic and say I'm gonna say all those things I said back there, but look at this.
00:47Jeff gets juiced? Eh, let's see what this is.
00:52Don't like this audio.
00:55Ah! Eww! What the hell is that coming out of him?
01:00I can't make that. See, this person's kind of a genius.
01:03I don't hate them because they're just playing the system.
01:06They'll record a little bit of footage off Roblox and have AI think of the rest.
01:1141 million views? Mama's hugs are the best.
01:15Uh, can't relate! Reporting!
01:18Uh, I'll handle the rest later.
01:22They're making fun of me because I never got a mama hug growing up?
01:25This is all about me, isn't it?
01:27Mama! Eww!
01:30I had a scary dream. I'm scared.
01:34It's okay, baby.
01:36Oh, that's so weird!
01:37Ah! Thanks, Mama.
01:40It's like, whoever made this is a genius, but I think there's probably a reason they're not using their real face.
01:46They're posing as a little girl on the internet.
01:48You know, in the most likely scenario, this is a 50-year-old man.
01:52Oh my god, excuse me?
01:54Oops! I pulled his candy cane too hard!
01:58Am I allowed to- what does that mean?
02:03Why is that man naked?
02:06Good thing this block is here to censor anything we may have seen.
02:10Ah! Censor it!
02:12Alright, this isn't AI, I guess.
02:15But it's still very- you still title- it's a very strange way to word things.
02:19Uh, I don't know what I'm looking at here. I don't know if I-
02:23You can't say those types of things.
02:25You remind me of my-
02:26Ah!
02:28Oh no, not again.
02:30This is just- you're just doing anything.
02:32Help! Oh my!
02:33Who's this pimp of the British guy?
02:35Help! The baby GIFs are trying to eat me!
02:38Hold me, Daddy!
02:39Oi, Daddy!
02:40I'm scared!
02:41Daddy is here. Daddy is here.
02:43You know, it's a little strange, but it's a pretty creative use of AI.
02:48I really shouldn't be exposing you guys to this because all of you are only 4 or 5 years old
02:52and you're all gonna switch over to watching them instead of me.
02:56But I- there's one AI channel that is way, way, way worse than this.
03:02Alright, this person changes their channel name like every couple months.
03:05I don't know- I think they're escaping some type of horrible allegation
03:09and you'll see why I say that.
03:11This is AbuCat.
03:12So this is Looking for Mom in Roblox Brookhaven
03:16and I'm gonna click this and people are- you guys are gonna be scared.
03:20This is a very frightening video.
03:22Alright, let's take a listen.
03:34Very, very strange, right?
03:36You think, oh, that's just one disturbing video they made.
03:40Apparently they shouldn't be put to death for this or anything,
03:42but then you keep clicking more!
03:46All these are like this, they disabled comments!
03:48If I- if I start making these, I think people would think I'm some type of
03:54person who shouldn't be around kids, you know what I mean?
03:56People would definitely start accusing me of things
03:59if I- if this was the content I produced.
04:01I'm not saying anything is wrong with this person, I'm sure they're very normal.
04:05A very normal person would make all these.
04:08Oh, why do you have so many?
04:11This probably took them 30 minutes to make all these.
04:15Oh my god.
04:17It's different.
04:20It's- it's different, but it's somehow scarier.
04:24Why doesn't anyone care? That's what I'm always saying.
04:27I'll never find a way out.
04:32Never get out of here!
04:34MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA
04:36Even Stay can't gee me up!
04:40It's saying this guy can't cheer me up?
04:42This man will do anything for me, actually.
04:44He shaved half his head and an eyebrow for me!
04:47I actually- I think this clown will do whatever I tell him to!
04:54You can't say that!
04:56Like and subscribe if you support me.
04:58This is so scary.
05:00You are a genius.
05:02I feel like the Facebook AI post that will trick old people.
05:07Today is my birthday, please like, I am this year's old.
05:10Today is my birthday, hope I get some love here.
05:13And then Facebook old people will believe this.
05:16Like, what is this?
05:18Is that like a chicken nugget?
05:19Dude, AI makes things so gory.
05:22Oh my God, censor this.
05:25Dude, AI, these AI channels are very, very strange.
05:30Very concerning stuff going on here.
05:32I'm trying to find one that isn't like,
05:34wouldn't get my video reported.
05:36I don't know how this is up.
05:37Kitten vomit chaos after eating dirty pizza.
05:41Okay, all right.
05:45This is very interesting stuff.
05:47How is this over a minute long?
05:50What the hell is this?
05:51Always lending a helping hand to others.
05:53Did this guy poop himself?
05:58Okay, we don't need to use AI to make this stuff.
06:01These people need to be killed.
06:05That's a comment I read somewhere on here.
06:07It's not me saying that.
06:11Oh my.
06:12It's scary.
06:13Oh my God.
06:15Can I show this?
06:15Maybe blur out the stomach part.
06:18It's like pretty bad.
06:19This is scary.
06:20Why are you even doing this to animals?
06:22Why is this your AI vision?
06:24Great news for my dear daughter.
06:26Bad news.
06:26We are going on a cruise this summer.
06:28Bad news, let me tell you.
06:29It's amazing.
06:31Something bad happens.
06:31Toxic goo happens.
06:34And then the boat turns into mean, angry, evil mouth.
06:38And then this white man does nothing to stop it.
06:44Paddle.
06:45Paddle away or something.
06:49Dude, that's so me.
06:51What do you even type in to get this?
06:54Tentacle grabs baby kitten.
06:56Like I'm not typing that in anywhere.
06:58Censor the belly part.
07:00Cause ah, use your imagination.
07:02It's pretty bad.
07:06Oh wait, this guy is cool as hell.
07:09Oh, don't show that.
07:12No, this isn't me.
07:13I took the biggest dump in the entire world.
07:15No, no, this isn't me.
07:18It all happened when I was at my house.
07:20But I started to feel a little wet.
07:21Ew.
07:22I pooped on my pants and it was full of poop.
07:24Ew, why'd you make this of me?
07:27But poo wouldn't stop coming out of my butthole.
07:28Don't talk about that part of my body.
07:31My mom heard the noises from my room.
07:33My mom isn't around.
07:36She started to yell at me.
07:37There's poop coming out of your butthole.
07:39Go to the bathroom, Albert.
07:40Go to the bathroom.
07:41No.
07:42And I just said, mom, not yet.
07:43I'm not done yet.
07:45And she kept yelling at me.
07:46The poo stopped coming out of my butthole.
07:48Hey.
07:49When I realized that I felt instantly knocked down.
07:50Knocked down.
07:51Five days after in jail.
07:53You can't go to jail for that.
07:54The farts and poo were too smelly and killed my mom.
07:57Oh, great.
07:58And my brothers.
07:58So mental note for you guys.
08:00Do not game for too long.
08:02Well, I mean, it came out of my mouth.
08:04It must be true.
08:05AI is actually a good thing.
08:06And I'm glad it's replacing me.
08:08And I'm glad I'm being banished to hell.
08:11Yep.