Minecraft but I become a BOW in PVP CIVILIZATION

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Minecraft but I become a BOW in PVP CIVILIZATION...the first INSANE episode of PVP CIVILIZATION CHAPTER 2...  Voice Actors: Evbo, Teddy, @wemmbumc , @PrinceZam , @minutetechmc , @ParrotX2 , @seawattgaming  Actors: Evbo, Teddy, Grayson, @JoofyLooby   Featured Song: "DO OR DIE" - @TheStare-band  Kevin Creel (Streaming on Spotify!) https://open.spotify.com/track/1dNuKizjQQ67XAVse3NGcf?si=43004d1ba2d7436b Animation: @Qdandy   Follow me on Twitch, Twitter, and Tiktok! Tiktok: @evboshorts Twitter: twitter.com/evboyt Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/evbolive​​​​​​​​​  Music/FX: "Hit the Streets, Rynos Theme, Floating Cities, Leaving Home, The Descent, Screen Saver, Intrepid, Industrial Cinematic Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 #minecraft

Transcript

00:00Open up, it's time to shoot your bow.

00:02Great, just when I thought the mandatory PvP checks were over.

00:05Alright, let's get this over with.

00:07Depending on how this goes, this might be my last day alive in PvP civilization.

00:11You owe me one PvP attack.

00:13That is, if you want to survive another day.

00:15Now that I'm a bow in PvP civilization,

00:18my life is determined by the amount of shots I have left with my bow.

00:21If my bow were to break, well, then my life would be over.

00:25Which means my life is essentially 381 days long.

00:29Just over a year.

00:30Because I have to pay an attack to the PvP guards every single day.

00:33If I want to live.

00:34Not putting up a fight today, I see.

00:36Smart choice for someone as fragile as you.

00:38Man, I'm shocked you can even lift up that bow.

00:41Your arms look like sticks.

00:42Okay, bro, are you serious?

00:43What is wrong with you?

00:44We went over the script and that was definitely not in the script.

00:47Because I would never write something like that.

00:49It's called improv.

00:50You were the one who told me to get into character.

00:53Alright, I'll admit, that would be something you would say.

00:55Let's just run it from the top again.

00:57Just say your lines right, okay?

00:58Nope.

00:58I told you I would do this whole pretend thing one time.

01:01So that's the best you're getting.

01:02Bro, come on.

01:03We have nothing better to do.

01:04It's not my fault the entire bow civilization turned out to be empty.

01:08I don't know how long Parrot's been gone for,

01:09but clearly things have changed since he got sent to the sword civilization.

01:13Fine, just do whatever you want.

01:14I'm gonna go journal.

01:15But just a heads up, this will be a long one, so please no interruptions.

01:19Bringing a video journal machine to the bow civilization

01:21was quite possibly one of the smartest things I've ever done.

01:24I might have died of boredom if I hadn't.

01:26Alright, this is my first video journal update as a bow and PvP civilization.

01:31It took sacrifices to get here, some of them being unnecessary.

01:34I don't want to talk about it.

01:36Uh, Evbo?

01:38Ugh, I told you I need peace and quiet.

01:40I'm talking about emotional things.

01:42And I'm gonna need a solid reason as to why I should keep you alive.

01:46Uh...

01:47Video journal machines only come from the sword civilization,

01:50which means if you're a natural born sword,

01:52I'm being generous by giving you one minute to explain yourself.

01:56Um, okay, there's a lot we need to catch up on.

01:58Let's just run it back a little bit.

02:00The story takes us to a few days ago where I was in the PvP marketplace

02:03following Tabi's betrayal.

02:04Obviously, this was an emotional time for me,

02:07so I had to do some shopping therapy, retail therapy,

02:09I don't know, whatever you want to call it.

02:11But that's when I stumbled upon something magnificent.

02:14An item that was almost too perfect for an irrational spender like myself.

02:17A PvP speaker system that cost 300 attacks.

02:21As far as I'm concerned,

02:22this was the most expensive purchase in PvP civilization.

02:26It's probably bad that I view that as an achievement,

02:28but well, someone's gotta buy it.

02:30I found the perfect spot in my PvP mansion

02:32to place down my new PvP speaker system,

02:35right next to my video journal machine.

02:36No way, you actually bought the speaker system for 300 attacks?

02:40Look, it's a part of my healing process,

02:42but fine, I'll hear your lecture on spending.

02:45No, this could be good for us.

02:46The vibes have been off ever since Tabi stole the eternal sword.

02:49Oh, thank you, you understand.

02:51Oh, that's a relief.

02:52Don't tell the others I told you this,

02:54but I'm pretty sure if you buy more speakers,

02:56they all sync up with each other.

02:57Once Wenbu said that,

02:58well, it didn't take much time for my diamond sword to be reduced to 61 hits.

03:02But since I'm practically immortal,

03:04my concern was less about my lifespan

03:06and more about proper placement for these new speaker systems.

03:09I placed one at the battle simulator

03:11in hopes that the sword civilization one day rebuilds itself,

03:14and I'll actually be able to battle here.

03:16I placed another on the giant map that showed all of PvP civilization.

03:20For, of course, when I want to study the map.

03:22Julie was very unhappy with this placement,

03:24but I told her studying was better with music.

03:26A third speaker system went into the video journal HQ,

03:29but that place is practically my second home,

03:31so that placement was an obvious one.

03:33And the final speaker system went right in front of the statue of the eternal sword.

03:37My goal was that one day,

03:39new diamond swords will drop down to this level,

03:41hear the music,

03:42and be happy

03:43without having to worry about the world outside

03:45that wants them gone for just being a sword.

03:47All right, well, let's turn this thing on.

04:21Now you're high

04:23To feel like somebody else

04:28You walk around with your glass half full

04:32Your shoes untied

04:33You fall like a fool

04:35It's empty now

04:36What should you do?

04:38It's empty now

04:40What should you

04:41Insume or die

04:43When I'm looking in the mirror

04:47To force a smile

04:49And take a better picture

04:56I'm looking in the mirror

05:02I'm looking in the mirror

05:08I'm looking in the mirror

05:15I'm looking in the mirror

05:20In another life,

05:21I would have loved to be exploring the outside for the first time with my best friend.

05:25But now, I have to go and try to stop her.

05:28And I have to go alone,

05:29because apparently the other diamond swords don't want to risk their lives.

05:32We've already gone over this.

05:34It would be strategically unwise for us to explore the outside,

05:37given that we have one life.

05:39I know, I know.

05:40It was a joke.

05:41That apparently didn't land.

05:42Minitek and I realized that if I were to leave and try to come back,

05:46I wouldn't be able to climb back up,

05:47since the waterfall stopped one block short of the ledge.

05:50Fortunately, buying a water bucket should solve this issue.

05:53Unfortunately, I don't exactly have the funds to buy one.

05:56Look, I'm a little low on PvP attacks right now.

05:59You think you can spot me?

06:00This will cost me precisely 3.2% of my lifespan.

06:04Sorry, even though some of the other diamond swords disapprove of my spending habits,

06:08we're practically family now.

06:09And that means they've got my back.

06:10So that means I gotta have theirs,

06:12by going out into the world and figuring out why everyone wants the sword people gone.

06:17If I can understand that,

06:18then I have a chance to save my friends,

06:20and maybe change Tabby's mind in the process.

06:23But in the meantime, I have to figure out how to survive in the outside world first.

06:27So let's try to do that.

06:28My feet touched the ground,

06:29and I stared out to an endless desert with nothing in sight.

06:33Looking back, I realized that this is, as far as I know,

06:36the first time in my life that I've been outside of a structure.

06:39Seeing how unfathomably large the sword civilization was

06:43made me proud at how far I've come.

06:45I started venturing out,

06:46and soon saw giant mountains form in the distance.

06:49As I got closer,

06:50the mountains seemed to give way to a giant valley,

06:53almost as if the landscape was forming a path for me to follow.

06:56As I journeyed ahead,

06:57I thought back to the map of PvP civilization.

07:00If I was right in assuming that I was in the sandstone part of the map,

07:03then that means each civilization has a valley that leads to the center point of this world.

07:08After a short while,

07:09I soon realized that I was probably correct.

07:11The valley opened up,

07:13and in the center was a giant pyramid-like structure

07:16with waterfalls flowing all the way from the top.

07:18If I had to guess,

07:19this was in fact the center of our world,

07:21which means this structure is the origin for every single player in PvP civilization.

07:26I could tell that there were statues up at the very top,

07:29but I could barely make out what they were.

07:31Oh, alright, guess I'm going up the waterfall.

07:33On the ground in front of the waterfall,

07:35there was a small platform that had the same red coloring

07:37as the walls of the sword civilization.

07:39Looking back,

07:40I probably should have paid more attention to my surroundings

07:43instead of the architecture of this place,

07:44because when I looked up at the waterfall,

07:46there was a player dropping down right in front of me.

07:48I couldn't tell what weapon this player was holding,

07:50but whatever civilization they were a part of,

07:53they will definitely try fighting me the second they see my diamond sword.

07:56Okay, looks like we're fighting.

07:57Let's just hope the 61 PvP attacks I have left are enough to get the job done.

08:01From around the corner,

08:02I watched as the player reached the bottom of the waterfall.

08:05They started walking towards the platform,

08:07and I could see the weapon they were holding,

08:08and it was a wooden sword.

08:11They walked straight up to the red platform,

08:13and then just disappeared.

08:14Look, I know how this sounds,

08:16and I also know my credibility is a little bit low

08:18given that I've been caught talking to myself a few times,

08:21but I can promise you I saw this right.

08:22The player just disappeared.

08:24So, I decided to walk up onto the platform myself.

08:26All of the sudden, my surroundings changed,

08:29and I was in...

08:30I was in my room at the wooden sword level,

08:32the same room I wake up in every time I die and respawn.

08:35What's strange is that this time I didn't die though,

08:38and I still have my diamond sword.

08:40My best guess at this point is that

08:41platform sends you to the beginning of the sword civilization.

08:44I was about to go leave and find that wooden sword that just teleported here,

08:48but that's when I realized something.

08:50The last time I was in this room,

08:51Prince Zam threw a trident at my head,

08:53fortunately missed, skill issue,

08:55and it was stuck in this wall.

08:56But now it's not here,

08:58which means he has it,

09:00and that probably means I'm gonna get jump scared again.

09:03That wasn't fun.

09:04But at the very least, I have my diamond sword now,

09:06so I guess that's a little more intimidating.

09:08Anyways, back to finding the wooden sword.

09:09I have a good reason to believe that this player was a newborn wooden sword,

09:13and if that's the case,

09:14they would be in the same spot I was when I first woke up here.

09:17Turns out, I think I was right,

09:19and I found the player that teleported here

09:21that was clearly trying to understand the mechanics of the armor stand door.

09:24Eventually though, the door opened back up,

09:26and I could confirm my theory.

09:28This player had no clue where she was,

09:30zero wins to her name,

09:32and no memories of anything at all.

09:34This was definitely a newborn wooden sword, all right.

09:36I tried to fill them in on the basics,

09:38you know, having to PvP to survive and such,

09:40and apparently they took that very seriously because they tried to fight me.

09:43But that's when I realized her attacks did no damage at all.

09:46I even taught her a critical hit,

09:48but still, I took no damage.

09:50Other than dying by Tabi with the eternal sword,

09:52this was kind of my first time taking damage as a diamond sword.

09:55Maybe that has something to do with it.

09:56I wish the player good luck,

09:58and I encourage them to buy a bigger house.

10:00Am I a bad person for telling a wooden sword

10:02to waste most of their life on just a bigger house?

10:05Maybe.

10:05But come on, what's the point in living longer

10:07if you're not going to have fun in life?

10:09So by that logic, I might be a good person.

10:11Anyways, I took a little detour at the iron sword level

10:13to check up on a friend.

10:15The last time we spoke,

10:16my guard friend was on a journey of self-discovery

10:18to figure out what being a shield in PvP civilization means.

10:21So last time we spoke,

10:22you said there's a door down there that might lead to other civilizations.

10:25How's that looking?

10:26No progress yet.

10:27I still can't get the door open.

10:29I'm starting to think that maybe being a gold level guard

10:31might let me open it,

10:32but that's my only guess.

10:34Okay, well, if you need to be a gold level guard,

10:36then let's just work on ranking you up.

10:38Okay, I'm not sure how many more hits it's going to take

10:40for your helmet to break,

10:41but, uh, I'm running quite a bit low on PvP attacks myself.

10:45How is that even remotely possible?

10:47I thought diamond swords have enough durability to last a lifetime.

10:50You know, you would think.

10:51Apparently they don't hold up so well when buying speaker systems,

10:54but, uh, don't worry about it.

10:55I think I have a solution.

10:56If I could, I would just die, respawn, and get a new diamond sword.

11:00But with Prince Zam out there threatening my chances to respawn,

11:03that doesn't seem like a great option.

11:05So instead, I think it's time to bury the hatchet,

11:07or bury the axe in PvP civilization terms,

11:10with Perriton.

11:11Because I think it's about time I forgave him.

11:13It doesn't look like you're too shocked to see I have a diamond sword.

11:16If you've got a diamond sword,

11:17that must mean you came here from the outside.

11:20So that means Tabby won,

11:23but she let you live.

11:24Ah, you are right about that.

11:26She did win, just like you predicted in your message.

11:29I just wish I could have realized what was happening sooner.

11:32If I did, then maybe the Eternal Sword would still be here,

11:35and we wouldn't all be in danger.

11:36You're not the one to blame.

11:38No one in your position would have expected you to stop Tabby.

11:41Honestly, it's a miracle you're still alive.

11:44I should be the one to apologize.

11:47I should have warned you sooner.

11:48And because of that,

11:49my civilization will pay for the consequences of my actions.

11:53You see, the bows, axes, and tridents never attacked each other.

11:58But each one of them knew that whoever obtained the Eternal Sword first

12:01would seek to wipe out every civilization.

12:05I can't say for certain how long we have,

12:07but the axes are the most ruthless civilization of all,

12:10so it's safe to assume they won't hesitate to attack.

12:13Wait, I don't get it.

12:14I thought all of the civilizations were against the swords.

12:16So why would Tabby and the axes attack the other civilizations?

12:20Each civilization holds their own Eternal Weapon.

12:23If one civilization were to collect all five,

12:26there would be no stopping them.

12:27Well, this is just great.

12:28I didn't just cause the downfall of the swords.

12:31I guess I caused the downfall of the whole world.

12:33That is, unless we stop her, right?

12:35If I can go to the other civilizations and stop Tabby from getting all five Eternal Weapons,

12:40I mean, there's still a chance.

12:41Unfortunately, me being a diamond sword kind of makes that complicated.

12:45The only way you'll have a chance of surviving in another civilization

12:48is by getting another weapon.

12:50But I can help you with that.

12:51Let's go!

12:52I'm gonna be able to get another weapon?

12:54Okay, sounds like a plan.

12:55Wait, hold on.

12:55I actually need your help with something.

12:57And before you say no, you owe me.

12:59Parrot and I came up with a plan,

13:00and that plan was to make me a bow in PvP civilization.

13:03Parrot was confident that if Tabby was going to infiltrate another civilization,

13:07it would be the bow civilization.

13:09So that's where we need to go if we want to try to stop her.

13:12Parrot gave us some extremely valuable information.

13:14He said that PvP guards have access to any civilization through an advanced tunnel system,

13:19which means if my guard friend can get through that door,

13:22he can come with me to the bow civilization.

13:24So how does this work?

13:26Does your helmet just grow back?

13:28And does your shield just change color?

13:30I'm not really sure.

13:32In the past, when I've ranked up,

13:34I would just be walking around and then suddenly I'd feel stronger.

13:37Okay, uh, well, when that happens, meet me in the bow civilization!

13:41Now that I know that Parrot was actually a bow,

13:43I guess it makes sense why he didn't want to come down to the diamond sword level.

13:46I tried to convince him again,

13:48but he said the diamond swords have no reason to trust him.

13:51So for now, he's just gonna stay at the iron sword level.

13:54I don't know.

13:54I mean, Wemboo and Julie are super chill.

13:56Minitech, a little strange, but more analytical.

13:59And Faray, uh, it's hard to say.

14:00Faray really doesn't say anything, but now that I think about it,

14:03if Faray knew that Parrot was a bow, yeah, he'd probably die.

14:06All right, I guess it's fine that he stays here.

14:08As long as he uses his durability wisely, I mean, he should be fine.

14:11It's not like there's anyone there to fight him.

14:16You and I are gonna talk.

14:18I want to know why you're the only one still alive.

14:21Here's when I realized something crazy.

14:23This is the first time I've gone through the sword civilization as a diamond sword.

14:27And I'm pointing that out because that's the only reason I can think

14:30as to why I kept my water bucket when I dropped down to the golden sword level.

14:34Normally, I would have lost all of my items by now,

14:36but I guess that could explain how Tabby was able to bring her items down to the diamond sword level.

14:41Anyways, the reason why this is so important is because when I figured this out,

14:45I, uh, went straight outside and back to the top of the sword civilization again.

14:49I grabbed one of my spare video journal machines.

14:51I mean, come on, did you really think I wouldn't buy extras for emergencies?

14:54And now I could make sure that the video journals didn't end when I went to the bow civilization.

14:58Speaking of video journals, uh, well, obviously I had to update the video journal eventually.

15:02This is kind of getting weird.

15:03This is like a video journal within a video journal.

15:06But anyways, here's what I said in that video journal.

15:08All right, well, it's been a minute, but now I'm preparing to go to the bow civilization.

15:12If I have any chance of surviving there, I'm gonna need a bow of my own.

15:15Fortunately, Parrot filled me in on how to get one.

15:18So here's how it works.

15:19In PvP civilization, if a player eliminates someone with a sword, or any weapon of that matter,

15:24the defeated player drops the weapon they were holding,

15:27and the durability of that weapon gets added on to the weapon they were defeated by.

15:31So that's why when I eliminated some of the axes that were here,

15:34all it did was just add durability to my sword.

15:36But check this out.

15:37If a player is defeated by a secondary item instead of an actual weapon,

15:41the defeated player's weapon can be picked up and put in your inventory to be used as another weapon.

15:47So that's how all the other civilizations got swords, and that's how I'm gonna get a bow.

15:51I could only assume that the outside world must have been overwhelming,

15:55given the fact you're journaling instead of sharing your knowledge with all of us.

15:59Or I, uh, I just forgot.

16:01Uh, yeah, I should probably fill everyone in on everything I just learned.

16:05Uh, so, signing off.

16:06After getting everyone caught up, well,

16:08I needed a flint and steel as a secondary item if I was gonna get a bow.

16:11And since I virtually had no durability still, well, Wenbu clutched up this time.

16:16Like I said, we're family, and, you know, what's family without asking for a few handouts?

16:20Alright, it's time to get serious though.

16:21If I do manage to successfully get a bow,

16:24I'll be going into a civilization where everyone is against the sword.

16:27So naturally, fights will be inevitable,

16:30but I'm gonna try to avoid that as much as possible,

16:32because even though I'll respawn,

16:34Prince Zam is still definitely out there, and I don't wanna die for real.

16:37I made it back to the center of PvP civilization,

16:40and already there was a player dropping down the waterfall.

16:42This was my perfect chance to get a bow.

16:45As far as I know about these newborn players,

16:47they should just walk straight to the platform.

16:49So, well, hopefully this is enough fire.

16:51Unfortunately, the player was walking way too fast,

16:53and I kind of panicked and had to end it right there.

16:55Okay, I know this video journal has been really long,

16:57but remember from the beginning when I said there were some unnecessary sacrifices made?

17:02Yeah, that, uh, that was this guy.

17:04I was so focused on placing down the fire,

17:06and I didn't even realize that that wasn't even a bow.

17:09What is wrong with me? That was a wooden sword!

17:11After that, I stood there for a few minutes in complete silence.

17:14I kept thinking about how he didn't even get the chance to fight back.

17:17This world is so unfair.

17:18At the end of the day, it was an honest mistake,

17:20and the only thing I can really do now is dedicate this video journal to that guy.

17:24So, this one goes out to the blue hoodie man.

17:27Anyways, I walked around the structure to the correct side,

17:29the one where I was supposed to be,

17:31and I saw the walls of the giant structure changed from a red color to green.

17:35The same green color that was on the map of PvP civilization.

17:39If I'm at the right place, then I guess green symbolizes the bow civilization.

17:43So now, I just have to wait for a newborn wooden bow to drop down,

17:46and hope that whatever's left of my flint and steel will be enough to get the job done.

17:50A few moments later, I saw a player coming down the waterfall,

17:53and I made sure this time that it was a player holding a bow.

17:56The only way this works is if I take out the bow with only a flint and steel.

18:00If I hit the player with my sword once, I won't get the bow.

18:03I thought the player was gonna walk past the fire and make it to the platform,

18:06but just then, the player took one more hit of damage,

18:09and the bow was left sitting there on the ground.

18:11I walked over to it, and instead of adding on to my durability of my diamond sword,

18:15the bow was in my inventory, along with a singular arrow.

18:19I'm not really sure how that got there, but it worked.

18:21I was hesitant at first, but I went for it, and for the first time in my life,

18:26I was holding a weapon that wasn't a sword.

18:28I was now a bow in PvP civilization.

18:31I had to be careful when switching out my weapons,

18:33because everyone knows in PvP civilization,

18:36if you stop holding a weapon, well, it's game over.

18:38But for the journey ahead, I would only be needing a bow.

18:41Hopefully.

18:41I stepped up onto the green platform, and instantly was teleported somewhere.

18:45I was inside of a room that looked similar to the one I started off in in the sword civilization.

18:50The only things in here were a bed and a sign that said I had zero wins.

18:55I was definitely in a new civilization.

18:57So at that moment, I knew I had to be prepared for anything once I opened the door.

19:01I wasn't sure how this worked, but I shot my one arrow at the armor stand, and the door opened.

19:06Naturally, I tried to go retrieve the arrow, but it didn't look like it could be picked up.

19:10However, a few seconds later, I checked my inventory,

19:12and somehow there was another arrow there.

19:15I guess being a bow in PvP civilization means you always have an arrow on you.

19:19I stepped out of my room to explore the bow civilization,

19:22and I saw that my room was basically on the edge of a cliff with water down below.

19:26I saw giant walls with a more intricate green design.

19:29I saw armor stand doors, just like in the sword civilization.

19:32But what I didn't see were people.

19:35Now, I know this is PvP civilization,

19:37and people don't come out too often because they don't want to risk their lives unless they absolutely have to,

19:42but this civilization was definitely different.

19:44There was not even a single guard in sight.

19:46It was completely empty.

19:48That was until I saw the miraculous sight of a PvP guard holding a golden shield.

19:53It looked like my plan worked, and my guard friend made it to the bow civilization with me.

19:57Then I set up my video journal, did the whole skit thing with the PvP guard, was kind of unsuccessful,

20:01and, uh, now we're here.

20:03I should probably get off though, uh, because there's a bow standing right here.

20:06Uh, so on that note, signing off.

20:08While it's hard to make sense of any of that,

20:10I can't imagine the other diamond swords would have wanted that story told here.

20:14I'll admit, I probably shouldn't have said any of that in front of you, but I'm committed to the journal.

20:18To be quite honest, no explanation was going to help you survive.

20:21I just wanted to see what I could learn.

20:23Now, I'll do my part in making sure the swords never destroy this world again.

20:27Look, you don't understand.

20:28I came here trying to save your civilization.

20:31Someone has the eternal sword, and they're coming for the eternal bow next.

20:34I just want to help.

20:35Take a look around you.

20:36What do you think happened here?

20:38They stole the bow and wiped most of us out.

20:40And as far as I'm concerned, you led them here.

20:42The eternal bow is already gone?

20:45Wait, what do you mean by they?

20:46How many were there?

20:47Two diamond axes.

20:49That's all it took to wipe our civilization off the map.

20:52In all my time alive, I've never seen players like them.

20:54The speed, the strength, the intelligence they had.

20:57We fired off every single arrow we had, and it got us nowhere.

21:01The only thing that secured my civilization's survival

21:04was my promise to them that I would help deal with the rest of the swords.

21:07So, as it stands with the deal I made,

21:10I can promise you there's no reality where you leave here alive.

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