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00:00Happy birthday, Dad! It's a coupon for one clean room.
00:02What's your excuse?
00:03What? Dad's always riding me to clean my room, so now I will.
00:06I love it. And I'm cashing it in now. Go clean your room.
00:09I was really banking on you losing the coupon.
00:11Remember to clean your room for Dad.
00:12I was going to!
00:20If she didn't clean her room, you're going to read her poetry.
00:23Culture should not be a punishment.
00:24But it is.
00:25You ready to show me the room yet?
00:26Come on in!
00:27Taylor, what did you do?
00:28You cleaned your room!
00:30Clean and reorganized.
00:32Technically, reorganized implies that it was once organized.
00:35But good job, kiddo.
00:36How long are we going to keep this a secret?
00:37Until I go to college.
00:38Now that Taylor's left, the house feels so empty.
00:41But we can finally do what we want with this room.
00:44Let's get rid of this bed and put in a giant hot tub.
00:46What the hell?
00:47What the hell?
00:48Dear Mom and Dad, by the time you read this,
00:50the statute of limitations will have run out.
00:52Signed, Taylor, AnnaKat, and Oliver.
00:55That explains why Taylor had books in her room.
00:57We obviously can't have your salon tonight, Grace.

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