• 15 hours ago

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Fun
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00:00Hello, Penny. I just stopped by to bring you this gift.
00:05Gummy bears? Thank you.
00:07Now that you're in my debt,
00:10please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my commitment to attend her aunt's tedious birthday party.
00:17Not a chance.
00:18Ah, right. I thought the candy might not be enough, so let me up the ante.
00:22These are Cooper coupons.
00:25These are for various things I can do for you.
00:28Um, oh, this one is for one free grammar check.
00:33You could use it for emails, letters, tattoos, what have you.
00:38Oh, this is a fun one.
00:39This is an afternoon with me at the California Science Center where I point out their mistakes.
00:47Keep an eye on those expiration dates. I've been burned more than once.
00:52All right, sweetie, I'm not going to get involved in your relationship.
00:55Come on, it's just a simple favor.
00:57Now, when's the last time I asked you to do something for me?
01:00Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.
01:04When is the last time I asked you to do something that wasn't a medical emergency?
01:08Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.
01:13All right, then. I have no choice but to go on to plan B.
01:16What's that?
01:17I'm going to run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold.
01:25I'm going to run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold.

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