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00:00Did we really have to go to Mrs. Wolowitz's house?
00:02We do.
00:04And I expect you to be on your best behavior.
00:07Now I know how the African slaves felt.
00:11Being dragged from their homes
00:13to labor under the yoke of the white man.
00:17Are you honestly comparing Thanksgiving dinner
00:19at Wolowitz's mom's with one of the greatest tragedies
00:22in the history of mankind?
00:25Yes.
00:27Sheldon, you can have a nice Thanksgiving anywhere.
00:29I spent one in Vegas.
00:31You did?
00:32Yeah, back when I was dating Zach.
00:33It was actually more fun than I thought.
00:35We gambled, went to one of those cheesy wedding chapels.
00:38We had a really good turkey dinner,
00:39which was surprising since we were at a strip club.
00:44Wait, you went to a chapel?
00:46Yeah.
00:46Why?
00:47We had one of those silly fake weddings.
00:54Penny, you know those are real, right?
00:57No, they're not.
01:00Yeah, they are.
01:03No, they're not.
01:05Yeah, they are.
01:06He's right.
01:07They're real.
01:09But it didn't seem real.
01:13No traffic.
01:14We're sailing.
01:15Yes, like we're on a ship.
01:19Coming from Africa to America.
01:23Sheldon, this is completely inappropriate.
01:26You can't keep comparing yourself to a slave.
01:30Yes, Miss Amy.
01:35I can't believe you're married to that idiot.
01:37Would you stop?
01:38We just did it as a goof.
01:39A goof or not, you're actually married.
01:41You need to get this taken care of.
01:42I will.
01:43Why are you making this such a big deal?
01:45Oh, I have a reason.
01:47It could be because you said yes to marrying Zach,
01:50but every time Leonard's proposed,
01:51he's gotten a resounding no.
01:53Yeah, that's just off the top of my head.
01:57So how do I undo this?
01:58I'm hoping you can get an annulment,
02:00so it's just like it never happened.
02:01Great.
02:02Well, what do I have to do?
02:03It says here you can get an annulment if any
02:05of the following conditions are met.
02:07Were you unable to consummate the marriage?
02:09Penny.
02:10Next.
02:12Is there any evidence of fraud, bigamy, want of understanding?
02:16Want of understanding?
02:17What does that even mean?
02:18Ding, ding, ding.
02:19We have a winner.
02:23Sorry she made you come over here on a holiday.
02:26It's all right.
02:26I didn't have anything going on.
02:28Plus, Penny told me we're married,
02:29and Thanksgiving's a time to be with family.
02:33Yeah, OK, great.
02:34Can we just get this over with?
02:35You guys have to sign here and here.
02:38On Monday, we'll file for the annulment,
02:40and this marriage will be over.
02:42OK.
02:44I don't know if I want to sign it.
02:45Ooh.
02:50Why won't you sign it?
02:51I just think splitting up can be rough on kids.
02:56We don't have any kids.
02:57Are you sure?
02:58Because you didn't know we were married until this morning.
03:02OK, look, Zach, come on.
03:04You know neither of us thought this was real.
03:06I mean, we were married by an Elvis impersonator.
03:08Of course it was an impersonator.
03:10We could never afford a real Elvis.
03:16You married him instead of me?
03:18Good call.
03:21Hang on.
03:22You know what?
03:23You have been a jerk about this all day.
03:25You always do this.
03:25Whenever I mess up, you're right there to make
03:27me feel even worse about it.
03:28That is not true.
03:29Yeah, we could have waited till Monday, signed the papers.
03:31This all would have been over.
03:32You're the one who invited him here.
03:33Oh, there you go again.
03:34Just another mistake you're throwing in my face.
03:36Not cool, bro.
03:40Starting to think you're not the kind of guy
03:42I want dating my wife.
03:47Yeah, well, she's not going to be your wife for long.
03:49Oh, no, are you dying?
03:53I'm about to.
03:54Sign the paper.
03:57You know what they say, happy wife, happy life.
04:02Let's eat.
04:05Thanks again for cooking.
04:07Yeah, everything was delicious.
04:08Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls,
04:12Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray.
04:14Hey, Sheldon, what do you say we go outside and throw
04:17around the old pigskin?
04:20This is a Jewish house.
04:22I don't have pigskin.
04:26Did someone say pigskin?
04:31I am sorry about today.
04:32And I promise, next time I get married, it won't be a joke.
04:35It'll be for love or money.
04:45I'm sorry, too.
04:47Don't be.
04:47It's my fault. I was a terrible husband.
04:52I was never around.