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00:00MATCH
00:02Good luck everyone!
00:04Good luck!
00:06Good luck!
00:08Ready! 4, 3, 2...
00:10You're all for nothing today!
00:13Seriously!
00:15Go, go, go!
00:18What do you mean by that?
00:20I feel bad for you guys sitting there.
00:23Of course.
00:25It was a before and after match.
00:27He's a great wrestler.
00:29He's got some great core strength.
00:30He's not a macho, is he?
00:32So, are you saying that Noda had the idea to form this group?
00:36We are the machos that have been passed down through the ages.
00:38The machos?
00:40The macho era!
00:44Who actually trained with you before the show?
00:47Noda-san actually trained with me before the show.
00:50Before the show?
00:52If you do too much in 3013, you'll get muscle high, right?
00:57What happens if I get muscle high?
00:59I'll keep sliding.
01:01Let's do it.
01:03I can't do it today.
01:05I can't do it today.
01:07Let's keep sliding.
01:09Nishino was a little wet earlier.
01:11It's okay today.
01:13Nishino, you're getting bigger again.
01:15I lost weight when I was on the show last time.
01:20You were so quiet.
01:22I was asked what I was doing on the show.
01:24You were so quiet.
01:26I was asked who I was.
01:28I'm not happy.
01:30I don't have energy.
01:32I can't do anything.
01:34Don't come here.
01:36I'm just talking.
01:38Don't talk to me.
01:40He appeared at the peak of his weight loss.
01:44Nishino was very depressed.
01:46I was asked what I was doing on the show.
01:48I gained 15 kg from that time.
01:50That's amazing.
01:52That's amazing.
01:54That's amazing.
01:56That's amazing.
01:58That's amazing.
02:00That's 300 kg.
02:02That's 300 kg.
02:04I didn't say 300 kg.
02:06I'll touch you later.
02:08What is it?
02:10Please touch me now.
02:12I was surprised.
02:14This is the main dish.
02:16I'm not as muscular as him.
02:18I'm not as muscular as him.
02:20I'm not as muscular as him.
02:22Tonight, HINADAN GICHIKICHI presents
02:24Tonight, HINADAN GICHIKICHI presents
02:26Muscle Rating.
02:28Don't listen to me.
02:30Don't listen to me.
02:32Don't listen to me.
02:34The thinnest man in the world.
02:36The thinnest man in the world.
02:38What does that mean?
02:40What does that mean?
02:42A quiet monster.
02:44Next, monitoring-macho man.
02:46Next, monitoring-macho man.
02:48And finally, the golden man.
02:50And finally, the golden man.
02:52Otake has never heard from Saito.
02:54Otake has never heard from Saito.
02:56He's an old partner.
02:58I'm a suspect.
03:02Otake.
03:04Otake.
03:06Episode 461.
03:08Crystal Pirate Band who are more focused on training than entertainment.
03:10Crystal Pirate Band who are more focused on training than entertainment.
03:12the night when everyone's muscles pump up.
03:16Wait a minute, you!
03:17What, Fujimaru?
03:19I'm sitting outside of them today.
03:22That's right.
03:23That's right.
03:24I'm sad today.
03:26That's right.
03:27I'm standing like a king, but I'm outside of them?
03:30What do you mean outside of them?
03:31You're good at that position.
03:34That's right.
03:35I'm going to put them in my house.
03:37That's right, outside.
03:39Outside.
03:40Now, the attention-grabbing macho, Revolverhead.
03:42Please welcome Revolverhead!
03:44Stand up! You can stand up!
03:48I hate you!
03:50What do you mean, you hate me?
03:52I hate you!
03:54Revolverhead is the fastest in the entertainment world.
03:57What?
03:59He's normal, isn't he?
04:00He doesn't have guts.
04:01He doesn't have guts.
04:02He doesn't have guts?
04:03He's just fast.
04:04He's just normal.
04:05He's just normal.
04:06He's just normal.
04:07He's just normal.
04:08He's just normal.
04:10You're a little late.
04:12You're too fast for me.
04:14You're too fast.
04:15I was invited to the radio show.
04:18We invited Revolverhead and Mr. Fujimoto to the radio show.
04:22I heard there was a broadcasting accident.
04:25It wasn't a broadcasting accident.
04:28I'm not listening to you.
04:29You said something you didn't understand.
04:31Stop it!
04:32You said something you didn't understand.
04:33I'm telling you.
05:06If it's fast, it's okay, right?
05:08First of all, it's speed, right?
05:10It's fast.
05:11Speed is the basis, right?
05:12However, Revolver Red is one of the macho entertainers.
05:15He participated in the Jurassic World Cup and left a good record.
05:18He is an excellent macho.
05:19Let's go.
05:20It's real.
05:26It's big.
05:27It's big.
05:28It's big.
05:29It's big.
05:30It's fast.
05:31It's fast.
05:32It's fast.
05:33It's fast.
05:34It's fast.
05:36I like your recent slogan.
05:38I don't know what a slogan is.
05:40Why?
05:42What do you mean?
05:43It's come up so often.
05:45No, it didn't.
05:46We've heard you saying it.
05:47That's right.
05:49You said one of your favorite slogans a few seconds before the other.
05:55You should have said it earlier, Chanoma.
05:57What do you mean by Chanoma?
05:58What do you mean?
06:00I don't know.
06:02I don't know.
06:04I don't know.
06:06You're too fast.
06:08You're just too fast.
06:10Fujimori-san is too slow.
06:12Too slow.
06:14Sit down.
06:16It's hard to edit.
06:18I don't know how to edit.
06:20I don't know how to edit.
06:22I bought all of this.
06:24Don't overlap my words.
06:26You're too slow.
06:28You're too fast.
06:30You're too fast.
06:32I don't know.
06:34You're too fast.
06:36Sit down.
06:38I don't know.
06:40Don't overlap my words.
06:42Sit down.
06:44You're too short.
06:48You don't know how to calculate.
06:50You're too short.
06:52I don't know.
06:54Give us some time.
06:56You're being hated.
06:58I'm not being hated.
06:59You're being hated.
07:00You're being hated.
07:02Is this a pre-cut?
07:03It's a pre-cut.
07:04What time is this?
07:06It's a pre-cut.
07:07It's a pre-cut.
07:08Give us some time.
07:11That's what I'm saying.
07:12Nodakuri Tomonokai.
07:14The mysterious match is forced to end.
07:18Will the curious Jean-Pogue be able to escape?
07:23Next, we will introduce three trainers from Crystal Gym.
07:28You can see it on the side of the monitor.
07:31Nishida-kun is the most orthodox macho.
07:35He has won all the bodybuilding competitions.
07:39He's on fire.
07:40He's here.
07:41He's here.
07:42He's here.
07:43He's here.
07:44He's here.
07:45He's here.
07:46He's here.
07:47He's here.
07:48He's here.
07:49He's here.
07:50He's here.
07:51He's here.
07:52He's here.
07:53He's here.
07:54He's here.
07:55He's here.
07:56He's here.
07:57He's here.
07:58He's here.
07:59He's here.
08:00He's here.
08:01He's here.
08:02He's here.
08:03He's here.
08:04He's here.
08:05He's here.
08:06He's here.
08:07He's here.
08:08He's here.
08:09He's here.
08:10He's here.
08:11He's here.
08:12He's here.
08:13He's here.
08:14He's here.
08:15He's here.
08:16He's here.
08:17He's here.
08:18He's here.
08:19He's here.
08:20He's here.
08:21You're old.
08:23Rhyme!
08:24Rhyme!
08:25I got it.
08:25Nice!
08:26Something fell off.
08:27Something fell off.
08:28Fix the mic.
08:29Fix the mic.
08:30The mic is broken.
08:32The mic is broken.
08:33The mic is broken.
08:34I did it.
08:35Is it this way?
08:36I got it!
08:37I'm sorry.
08:38I look really scary, but I don't know much about TV.
08:40I don't know.
08:41I don't know anything.
08:42Take responsibility.
08:43I don't know anything right now.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45It's been a while, but why did you call me?
08:48Please do something.
08:50You sound like the president of the production team of Sexy Dan.
08:59You are...
09:00I'm Aoki, right?
09:01Of course, Aoki.
09:02I'm Aoki.
09:03I'm Aoki.
09:04He's the most popular among the macho actors.
09:07That's right.
09:08He's totally popular.
09:09The macho actors I've met so far have been loud and noisy.
09:14I've been talking about it, but I've stopped talking about it.
09:17It's a new macho.
09:18It's a new macho.
09:19It's a new macho.
09:20It's very quiet.
09:21It's normal.
09:22It's good.
09:23The gap between being quiet and being macho.
09:24And the cuteness that you don't want to take off your clothes in front of people.
09:28It's a new macho.
09:29You don't take off your clothes?
09:30It's a new macho.
09:31You don't go to tournaments?
09:32I don't have to go to tournaments.
09:34You just train.
09:35I think it's okay to make my body bigger.
09:38It's for yourself.
09:39What about these two?
09:40It's rude.
09:41It's not rude.
09:42You're small.
09:43You're small.
09:44You're tall.
09:45You're small.
09:46It's not about height.
09:49It's not about height.
09:50It's about muscle.
09:51It was big before.
09:52What's this?
09:53What kind of gay style is Aoki?
09:56I can turn people around.
09:59I can turn anyone around.
10:00Turn around?
10:01It's dangerous.
10:02It's not dangerous.
10:03Wait a minute.
10:04Can you land properly?
10:05I can.
10:06I can.
10:07I can't.
10:08I can't.
10:09I can't.
10:10Why?
10:11You can do it.
10:12If that's the cause, it's definitely different.
10:15Let's do it.
10:16Let's do it.
10:17You can do it.
10:18Let's go.
10:19Are you okay?
10:20I'm okay.
10:21Are you really okay?
10:22I'm going.
10:23What are you doing?
10:26What are you doing?
10:29That was good.
10:30Is the sound weird?
10:31I'm going to die.
10:34It's dangerous.
10:35I'm going to die.
10:36The sound is weird.
10:37I'm going to die.
10:38Otake, can you do it?
10:39Otake, can you do it?
10:40Otake.
10:41Otake, can you do it?
10:42Let's do that.
10:43Turn around.
10:45Turn around.
10:47It's scary.
10:48I'm scared.
10:49You're scared?
10:50I'm scared.
10:51It's okay.
10:52I can do it.
10:55What are you...
10:57What are you doing?
10:59What are you doing?
11:02How do you feel?
11:03I just dropped it.
11:05Did you just drop it?
11:06Yes.
11:07Then you can't.
11:12Did you try to drop it?
11:13It's not high, it's low.
11:15It's scary, because the tone is low.
11:17It's a series of scary things today.
11:19I finally understand.
11:21This time, it's like this.
11:23I feel like I've been making two mistakes.
11:25Wait a minute.
11:27I can't do it.
11:31It's a muscle high.
11:33It's a muscle high.
11:35This is what happens when you train your muscles.
11:37You'll never know.
11:39You'll never know?
11:41I want you to do it.
11:43Don't explain it to me.
11:47Please explain it to me.
11:51Has Saito contacted you?
11:53I haven't heard from Saito yet.
11:55I haven't heard from Saito yet.
11:57Is there anything to talk about?
11:59Is there anything to talk about?
12:05Has Saito contacted you?
12:07I have.
12:09How do you contact me?
12:11I have.
12:15I heard you want to open a baby castella shop.
12:17I heard you want to open a baby castella shop.
12:21I love baby castella.
12:27We don't know the truth,
12:29but if there's a debt that looks like it's on the news,
12:32We don't know the truth,
12:34but if there's a debt that looks like it's on the news,
12:36I heard that you were angry with him.
12:38I don't know anything about gambling.
12:43I saw it on the news.
12:45You don't know anything about gambling?
12:47I don't know anything about gambling.
12:49You don't need to know anything just because you saw it on the news.
12:53Otake has never contacted Saito since Saito left the show.
13:00I've never contacted him.
13:03Have you ever apologized to him?
13:06No, I haven't contacted him.
13:08Is that so?
13:10Why?
13:12I don't know if there's anything to talk about.
13:15I'm sure there is.
13:18I'm sure there is.
13:20I don't know if my body is okay.
13:22I'm sure there is.
13:24You don't answer the phone, so Otake calls me and says,
13:26Otake doesn't answer the phone.
13:28I don't answer the phone.
13:30I really don't answer the phone.
13:31I'm calling you.
13:32I'm calling you.
13:33I don't want to talk to you.
13:35I'm scared, so I can't come out.
13:37What are you scared of?
13:39He is my ex-partner.
13:41I'm a suspect.
13:43Stop it.
13:45You're a suspect.
13:47You're a suspect.
13:49You're a suspect.
13:51You're a suspect.
13:53You're a suspect.
13:55You're a suspect.
13:57You're a suspect.
13:59You're a suspect.
14:01Don't say your name.
14:04Stop it now.
14:06You two probably don't want to.
14:08Do you want to hang out?
14:10I will tell you everything.
14:12If you're serious, that's it.
14:15But he called.
14:17He called.
14:19I don't want to talk to you.
14:21Who told you?
14:26I've had a feast.
14:28I've had a feast.
14:30I want to be able to do this one.
14:32I don't need this dirty laughter.
14:34But as a result, there are two macho people left in this Jumppoki.
14:38Please look at this situation.
14:40We've been doing it together.
14:42Macho is sincerity.
14:44I've been doing judo all the time, and I've been wrestling on the show.
14:48I'm talking about two years ago.
14:50After that, there were a lot of things.
14:52Which one?
14:54There were a lot of problems with Tsutomu's family.
14:58That's right.
15:00That's right.
15:02That's solved.
15:04I've been taking care of him a lot on this show.
15:08That's right.
15:10In this program.
15:12Monja store riots inherited from his mother.
15:16My mother was a little late and went to the store.
15:18I don't know if it's like a president.
15:20I was drinking champagne.
15:22Monja came out.
15:24My mother knows me.
15:26It's not a scenery.
15:30From the difference in management policy.
15:32It's a fierce bamboo shoot.
15:36After that.
15:38I just broke up with him.
15:42At that time.
15:44Monja, including his sister.
15:46I was in danger of being disassembled.
15:50There are two?
15:52No, there are no two now.
15:54Once, Monja put bamboo in front of the menu.
16:00My mother was angry.
16:02What was the worst thing?
16:04What's your name?
16:06The most?
16:08The most?
16:10Where did your mother go?
16:12I don't know.
16:14I don't know.
16:16I said I didn't make this store.
16:18I said I was going to make my old store.
16:22I made this store.
16:24What's in the bamboo shoot?
16:28I decide at that time.
16:30I look at the face of SANMA.
16:32I know what I want to eat.
16:34I know what I'm looking for.
16:36Is that a bamboo shoot?
16:38For example, if you come to JINDAI.
16:40What do you put in JINDAI?
16:42Scallops.
16:44I like scallops.
16:46You look like a rapper.
16:48Do you only eat scallops?
16:50How much is it?
16:522,000 yen.
16:54That's expensive.
16:56If you put scallops in it, it's 2,000 yen.
16:58That's expensive.
17:00Bodybuilders have a hard time eating.
17:04If you go to JINDAI, what do you do?
17:06I eat eggs.
17:08Eggs are also included.
17:10How much is it?
17:122,000 yen.
17:14That's expensive.
17:16Let's do it first.
17:18Let's do it first.
17:20You rejected KUMADA MASASHI, right?
17:22What?
17:24Even if you have a big name, you can't refuse it.
17:28KUMADA MASASHI.
17:30Why did you refuse KUMADA MASASHI?
17:32He is my senior.
17:34I don't spend money.
17:36It's important to be a manager.
17:38It's important.
17:40It's water.
17:42It's a bottle of champagne.
17:44Everyone calls KUMADA MASASHI water.
17:46What should I do?
17:48KUMADA MASASHI is water.
17:50I don't like it.
17:52I don't like such a store.
17:54Who wants to go to such a store?
17:56KUMADA MASASHI often comes to my store.
17:58Can I come with KUMADA MASASHI?
18:00KUMADA MASASHI can make a reservation.
18:02Please make a reservation.
18:04KUMADA MASASHI has a nickname at the kitchen.
18:06KUMADA MASASHI has a nickname at the kitchen.
18:08KUMADA MASASHI is water.
18:10KUMADA MASASHI is KUMADA MASASHI.
18:12KUMADA MASASHI doesn't have a nickname.
18:14What did you do?
18:16You are noisy.
18:18You are a Twitter fan.
18:20You are too late.
18:22You tried to say something.
18:24It's not you.
18:26Why are you looking straight at SANMA?
18:28Why are you looking straight at SANMA?
18:32Can I look at your eyes?
18:34It's the basis of conversation.
18:36SANMA will come if I look at his eyes.
18:38It's the basic of conversation.
18:40If SANMA looks at you, he will look at you.
18:42I
19:12Think
19:42Today
20:12Oh
20:42My
21:12Yes, you know he didn't match a day yes, Ruggie zone
21:19Thank you
21:25Bbb bbb bbb bbb bbb
21:30What a man
21:32Did he did he did he did he did he did he did he did he did he
21:37do
21:39of the African national anthem!
21:42That's it.
21:43That's great!
21:48Aogi, can you do it?
21:50While playing the AFNAN anthem,
21:54I put on a tambourine and get the rhythm,
21:57and play the beautiful flute
21:59and repeat it 30 times.
22:0130 times?
22:02That's not about macho anymore.
22:04It's a dotted pattern.
22:06That's too small.
22:07Listen,
22:08A Whole New World.
22:16That's good.
22:17Beautiful.
22:18Beautiful.
22:20Beautiful.
22:25I can listen to it forever.
22:30That's great.
22:31Macho.
22:32Macho has nothing to do with it.
22:34It's macho, so it's good.
22:36I knew it.
22:39I can listen to it forever.
22:41It's macho, so it's good.
22:42It's macho, so it's good.
22:44It's macho, so it's good.
22:45It's macho, so it's good.
22:47I knew it.
22:51It's over.
23:03One word.
23:05Rabbit.
23:07Rabbit.
23:08You idiot.
23:09What are you doing?
23:10What are you doing?
23:11What is that?
23:12Rabbit.
23:14I don't know what to say, but it's a piece of shit.
23:17When you become macho,
23:19you become a master of comedy.
23:22It's magic.
23:23Magic.
23:27It's cold, so I can't get out of the blanket.
23:30Liar.
23:31Liar.
23:34It's cold.
23:39This is not my favorite factory meeting.
23:42I lost my popularity and my sense of humor.
23:45Macho's fault.
23:47He won the popular vote in Omiya.
23:49I was the first and he was the last.
23:51That's real.
23:52I can't think straight when I'm on a weight-loss machine.
23:55I've lost all my muscles.
23:58Macho is better.
23:59I know.
24:00Macho is better.
24:01Macho is better.
24:03Healthy boys are so quiet.
24:06You're his ex-partner.
24:07But I'm a suspect.
24:10Ninogashi's heart is T-Bert and FOD.
24:13He might be a suspect.
24:15Rabbit.
24:16Rabbit.
24:19Rabbit.
24:24I feel like you're cheating.
24:25Am I cheating?
24:26No, you're not.
24:27Am I cheating?
24:28No, you're not.
24:30There's a chance I'm cheating.
24:31Which is it?
24:34I don't know if I'm cheating or not.
24:36Don't say it so clearly.
24:38I'll say it clearly.
24:40We're too close.
24:41Don't say that.
24:42We're close.
24:44You should control yourself.
24:45Let's go on a trip.
24:47No way.
24:48Let's go on a trip.
24:49I really...
24:50I'm sorry.
24:51I really hate you.
24:53Don't say that.
24:54Let's go on a trip.
24:55No way.
24:56Why not?
24:57What is it?
24:58Let's go on a trip.
25:00You said we would go on a trip.
25:02Why are you getting angry?
25:04What?
25:05Why are you getting angry?
25:07Who told you to do that?
25:08I told him to.
25:09I did.
25:10Let's go on a trip.
25:11No way.
25:13I'm not letting you take part.
25:14I'm begging you.
25:15What?
25:16What are you filming?
25:17I'm begging you.
25:18What are you filming?
25:20Just give me your permission.
25:21I'm begging you.
25:22I'm not talking to you.
25:23I'm not done talking.
25:24I'm not done talking.
25:25I said let's go on a trip.
25:26Where are you going?