Good.cop.bad.cop.2025.S01 E02
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00:00You
00:19This one looks good
00:20Large guest house nice yard cute kitchen
00:24No can't live in a guest house and yet you can live in my house house. Well, you're my sister
00:28I can stomach been forced to interact with you. Oh
00:31You're gonna make me cry. I
00:35Know you're looking at Marcy's Instagram. You should just call her
00:39I heard she got back a few months ago opened a little clinic and she's been working with kids in schools
00:43She always did have a way with children
00:47Do you guys like to explore? Yeah, cool me too and exploring is great
00:53Until one day you're chasing a butterfly in the Congo Basin and you fall into a river full of flesh-eating tiger fish
01:01I'm sure you're nervous after the way things ended my but you don't need your help with Marcy or anything really
01:08Okay, you don't need my help anymore. I've never really needed it. I taught you how to tie your shoes
01:13I was about to figure it out. I taught you how to drive stick
01:15I taught myself when I was 14. I was pretending to let you teach me so dad wouldn't know. Okay
01:20What about the book of logic puzzles that you got for your ninth birthday you begged me for help with some of those those don't
01:25Count there was nothing logical about them
01:26Why would a fox transport chickens across a river and how does he know how to operate a canoe? Okay, I don't know
01:32Oh my god
01:33The point is that you are my little brother and sometimes I know better because I can take care of myself
01:38I'm a self-sustaining ecosystem
01:46Dig in boys
01:49To expanding our minds
01:59As your certified trip shaman
02:03I'll be here to guide you and support you as you start
02:10Mine tastes like dirt mine, too. I heard Elon puke the first time he did them. They all crazy
02:16Your journey is beginning you're all in a sleep state
02:29That is why we're taking crypto to the next level because you're so next-level dog
02:35We're totally tripping
02:42I'm feeling
02:45Something
02:56Talk to me do you need water? I don't like this
03:14Oh
03:22Yeah
03:27Okay attention everybody remember tonight is the big night I expect you all to be there and don't be stingy
03:34The fundraiser he does every year for Children's Hospital. Did you not get like a thousand email reminders?
03:39He knows go to my spam folder. I should probably change that
03:42Hey
03:44You know, it'd be really great if you two could donate big tonight
03:47I got channel 6 coming in to cover me handing over that giant fake check tomorrow
03:52Seriously, you're going on TV this year. Why?
03:56Raise awareness of yourself of terminally ill children wise guy and don't try to get out of it. I know all the open cases
04:03There's nothing to can't wait till the morning. Oh, if you'll excuse me, I have a giant fundraising thermometer to build
04:09Lily my office you got a chief
04:14Do we really have to go to this really it's important to him. So unfortunately, yes get ready for threes
04:21Hey
04:22Can somebody help me? I I just watched my friend die and I am losing my mind
04:28sir
04:30Calm down and tell us everything
04:33And take your time
04:382010 haunted hayride first time you asked Marcy out who made you do it you did and she laughed at me and said no
04:44Like I said, she wouldn't well five years later. She said yes, so I kind of set the stage
04:57Do what I mean you want him to put the body back? Yes any suspicious death in these city limits is EVPD's body
05:04No, we're not treating that suspicious. He had heart meds in his backpack. Looks like an accidental OD to me
05:09Okay, new jacket. Is that velvet? Oh, yeah. You like this? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a seriously nice. Thanks
05:18Well coming from the king of nice jackets himself. That means a lot wait till it gets colder
05:23I bought a duster makes me look like Val Kilmer in Tombstone. I'm also here
05:27We'd like to investigate for ourselves. Yeah, knock yourselves out
05:30They're a trip shaman is inside and uh, we've been here an hour by the way, it's nice you two to show up eventually
05:37All right for your information Carson. We were interviewing crypto bro. Number two. Yeah
05:41Also, we're helping our dad make a giant cardboard check. Come on, man. Don't tell him that well a trucker found crypto
05:46Bro, number three running down the middle of the interstate their assistant Esther picked him up and took him to the hotel
05:51So they're at the Pinewood. I'm gonna question the so-called shaman. You're gonna know. Nope. Wait, sorry bull China shop
05:59Hey stop
06:01You don't question anybody solo yet. I'm senior detective. So I'm basically your boss dad is my boss. Oh
06:07God, that's the first time I've ever said that out loud. Well, I'm in charge at a crime scene if this is a crime scene
06:12It's not an OD
06:14That's not how the body responds to Kobe's amounts of psychedelics. You've seen a case like this
06:18Nope, I spent a week in the desert doing peyote once trying to prove or disprove the existence of God
06:23and
06:25Results were inconclusive. Oh
06:28It must have been terrible to watch that happen I should have refused their money their energy was so wrong
06:35They were rude and arrogant. They were drunk making videos
06:40videos
06:42Who was filming the taller one? He had glasses. How are they rude? Oh
06:48For starters, they were very dismissive of my crystals
06:52doubted the magical properties of
06:55rocks
06:59But how does it work do you provide them with the mushrooms? Oh, no, I'm not allowed to procure or handle them
07:05I'm just a veteran psychonaut who acts as a safe guide for fellow travelers
07:14Sorry, I should have offered you a
07:24Do you still have the baggies here
07:29I
07:30Do you happen to remember if they each brought their own baggie or did one person hand them all out?
07:34The baggies were all in one backpack when they got here that I didn't notice who divvy them up
07:40That detective said he thought it was an accidental overdose, you know, the handsome one a detective Carson. Yeah
07:48Is he handsome? He's handsome. I don't know. We have a professional relationships
07:52I don't really think of him maybe extremely handsome, but he's dead wrong white gills sickly sweet smell
07:58This baggie contains the remnants of death cap mushrooms the deadliest fungus known to man
08:08Crypto bro, number one
08:14We should probably learn their names
08:17I
08:26Saw you try and get her prints on that tissue pack. Trust me. I got him. I've done that trick about a million times
08:34They'll be latent so you're not pulling anything without a cyanoacrylate fuming chamber and they cost 20 grand so I'm guessing
08:40We don't have one not yet, but we're about to
08:45The hot plate heats the superglue inside the muffin cup
08:49releasing the cyanoacrylate and
08:51The fan provides a circulation
08:54Voila instant fuming chamber made out of Bradley's leftovers and some stuff. We got from Lily's desk ten minutes
09:00And we'll know sky was telling the truth. Hmm. That's actually smart. Don't say actually I took AP chem and trust me with our budget
09:08DIY hacks are your friend? Oh
09:11Shoot, we're gonna be late for dad's thing
09:14Can you promise to at least try and get along with him tonight? I promise nothing
09:19Are you happy with this chief? Cuz I like it
09:23Yeah, I wish I looked skinnier and the kid looks sicker it'll have to do though carpool tank looks perfect
09:30Real one is shiny and face really Lily. I need more powder
09:36Okay, but too much more and you're gonna look like Marie Antoinette
09:38I got a 20 on the giant table-sized pizza approaching chief Roger that Sarika. I like myself a giant table-sized pizzas
09:44Hey chief you um, you forgot to give me a job
09:49All right, your job is to help that idiot get that pizza through that door the topping slide off I'm not paying him
09:55I'm on it
09:56Maybe you'll fail mission
09:59Yeah, what took you two so long? Oh nothing just a murder investigation murder. You mean the mushroom overdose?
10:05It wasn't an overdose. Someone gave him death cap mushrooms. No, no, no, no, don't fold it. Nadi. Could you help them, please?
10:14Well, at least tell me you have a suspect
10:16We've led the county and crime clearance for the last nine years running but Appleton is nipping at our heels
10:22Why couldn't you have died over there? Right? That's the real tragedy here
10:26Do you have to have a critical comment every time I say something?
10:29Do you always have to say something so worthy of criticism? Can you guys get along for five seconds?
10:33Seriously stop
10:35now look
10:37The killer had to be in the room for the right person to get the wrong bag
10:41That leaves his two buddies and the trip shaman, but her prints weren't on the bags
10:46Made my own cyanoacrylate fuming chamber. We're interviewing the guys in a couple hours when they're sober a couple hours
10:52You're gonna miss everything dad
10:56All right, well, how about a motive well
10:58The three of them were about to take their crypto company public
11:00So lots of money at stake and turns out one of their investors is local Rick Vernon
11:04Oh Rick and I have been friends for 40 years
11:06You've been friends with everyone in this town for 40 years because I'm a friendly person
11:10Okay, they came here to discuss some last-minute details of the IPO with him
11:14Rick was also the one who got them in contact with their shaman. We'd like to question him
11:18No, you better let me handle that both Rick and his ex-wife are on the City Council. Got a tread lightly there
11:23I'll question him and he won't even realize it do this little thing called unquestioning. All right
11:28Well, that's already a word. It means accepting things blindly. Thank you professor. I left my dictionary on my desk
11:34What is a guy your age investing in crypto for anyway?
11:37Well after the divorce you started wearing skinny jeans and fancy sneakers. You got a neck lifts the full-blown midlife crisis
11:44Well, if he's your age, his life is way more than halfway over. Also. Are you wearing makeup?
11:49Yeah, a little powder and some base because apparently my life is more than halfway over
11:59I
12:01Don't know. It's a murder investigation. So just follow my lead
12:04When can I question people on my own when you can prove you can do it?
12:07I'll be insulting annoying or generally weird studies show that a fear of offending leads to critical errors in high-stakes jobs like
12:13Scandinavian crime fighters and Japanese aviators. Yeah weird stuff like that that has to stop
12:18Hello, I'm Esther come on in I'll let the guys know that you're here
12:32Doesn't she remind you a little of a Marcy I don't see it at all liar
12:43This morning it really hit me
12:46You know
12:48Kev was my ride-or-die
12:51And he died
12:53I'm so sorry for your loss and
12:56And Kevin was your CEO officially. We were all equal partners
13:02three amigos
13:06Shaking up the world of crypto so yours isn't a bogus currency whose value can be artificially manipulated with ease or I'm sorry
13:13What does any of this have to do with Kevin's accident a standard procedure in an accident like this?
13:19In case of a wrongful death claim against the shaman for providing the drugs. Oh
13:23The shaman didn't provide the mushrooms. I bought them in Seattle. Am I in trouble? Oh
13:29No, it's not or we're not
13:32No, no, psilocybin has been decriminalized in Seattle. You're you're not in any trouble at all
13:37No, did each of you bring your own baggie or did one of you bring all three baggies together?
13:42We had been drinking beforehand. So honestly, it's hard to remember. Of course the shaman said you may have videos on your phone
13:49Do you think I could take a look just to confirm the timeline? I also managed to lose my phone in the craziness
13:55We've already contacted Kevin's family. Nobody wants to file a complaint and
14:01If you don't have any more questions, we'd like to get back to mourning our friend. Actually, I have several worse
14:07We're just legally required to grab a quick urine sample from both of you
14:10First the mushrooms may have been tainted with a toxic substance. We need to know if there's a public health risk
14:16Again, just standard procedure as per the CDC. This is ridiculous. We didn't do anything wrong. It's cool, bro
14:24We don't want anyone else to get sick
14:31So, let me guess that was to get their fingerprints too, right?
14:34Yeah, but I also wanted to see how they'd react on earth
14:38We call it understanding human behavior something you definitely need my help with and right now
14:43Are you helping me learn how to do a nine-point turn? Shut up. They built it wrong
14:48Equally suspicious that the other one lost his phone
14:51Yeah, what about the assistant? She bought the mushrooms
14:56Can't place Esther at the scene Oh
14:58Esther
15:00well, I
15:02Don't think you want to consider Esther a suspect because
15:06He will crush
15:08That is an outrageous accusation. Come on. She obviously reminds me of Marcy
15:13It's a tight turn
15:24They make a cut right here
15:26And they zig zag zig right down to the Adam's apple and that's why they call it a Z plastic
15:33Oh my god, Rick. It's like you've got the neck of a 30 year old again. It's amazing. Oh speaking of which
15:40How about that poor kid that OD'd, huh?
15:43Heard you invested in his company. Oh so awful, you know, yeah, the worst part is I'm the reason they're here
15:49Well, don't beat yourself up about I mean they would have found a place to party with or without you
15:55Celebrating the big IPO. I understand it was supposed to be in May. Well, one of their competitors is going public soon
16:00I couldn't talk him out of moving it up generation never listens. I blame phones and weak moral character
16:09Amen. Hey, I gotta run
16:12Good luck tonight. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. And thanks for that generous donation
16:18When you do this
16:20Questioning I see detective Olivia Benson inside body of handsome man
16:27Please just stop stop. Just call her. If you don't stop it
16:30I'll tell dad you broke his recliner having sex with Bobby Dugan in high school. Don't threaten me
16:33You weren't keeping junior high enough pictures. It's a cloak. I would never wear a cake. Hey, hey, you made it in time
16:39About that my big moment. I want us all up on stage together
16:41Did you talk to Richard Vernon? Of course, but no shop talk now gotta get my game face
16:46Chief chief the Chinooks club reserved the bar after us and says that we're cutting into their chapter meeting
16:51So we've got angry Chinooks in the door. Okay, girl. Hey ten minutes. Okay, just ten more minutes
16:5815 tops 20
17:01For the cops are here. Who's guarding the donut shop hitman. Oh
17:06Go coil a hose
17:08Flanagan we're about to leave the fireman's fundraiser in the dust
17:11We would have sold a lot more calendars if you hadn't trashed the idea in the paper
17:16Oh, I said was that raising money for Children's Hospital by selling shirtless fireman calendars sexualized pediatric cancer
17:26All right, everybody, I'm bud Grady coach of the Edenville football team go Eagle
17:33Big Hank Hickman and I have been friends since well going on forever
17:39And so it's my pleasure to bring the man of the hour up here on stage right now
17:51Thanks appreciate it. Okay. Hey, how about the year the Eagles are having this year, huh?
17:57But you're doing a great job
17:59Gonna be Birch Creek this year, huh?
18:02Go Eagles. All right. Well, thank you all for coming. Anyway, I really appreciate a great turnout tonight
18:08And I'm afraid I'm gonna ask you to dig deep one more time now
18:13because those kids
18:16These kids are counting on me like they always do. Sorry. Here we go
18:22Won't you help me
18:24Make their futures a little brighter. Oh
18:28Come on, you're gonna be kidding me. Who killed the lights back there
18:32Hello, did we blow a fuse? What's going on now?
18:34Oh
18:39Okay, great, sorry folks, I'm sure it was just the fishbowl
18:49Now I'm glad we came
18:53Now to sum up first we have Flanagan who blames me for sabotaging his calendar fundraiser pretty good calendar this year
19:00I prefer your more full-figured gentlemen. Dennis gives me warmth in the wintertime and shade from the Sun if you copy I
19:06Copy eyes up here. Ladies chin-ups. They are a secret society with mysterious rites and rituals, so I don't put anything past
19:15finally pizza delivery guy
19:18Who I stiffed for ruining my giant table-sized pizza?
19:23Now since Henry and Lou are too busy solving murder. No backtalk, please
19:27I need one of you to step up and lead this investigation
19:30I will be up your butt with a flashlight and a microscope and failure is not an option anyone
19:37Just a second Bradley anyone
19:40Else
19:43Look son
19:45Accusing a chin-up of a crime is serious. You could at least get our titles, right? I'm sorry. Mr
19:50Exalted roller and who did you say was closest to the fuse box when the lights went out was it?
19:55The
19:57Loyal night. He's the leading night. Jack's the loyal night. I'm so sorry
20:01And as I said, Frank was the closest he's our treasurer
20:06His title is just treasurer. You have a problem with our titles. No, no problems here a wonderful shirt. Is that pink?
20:13Salmon, right?
20:16salmon, I
20:17told you
20:19My manager said I had to wait for the 4250 and when it never came you stole it from a bunch of sick
20:26kids, didn't you
20:29I
20:32Didn't take your stinking money Hickman and good luck finding out who did you couldn't crack a case of twist out Raniere's
20:38Yeah, go plan your Paul Flanagan. Hey, yeah, the pizza guy was a dead-end chief, but I'm not giving up on this case yet
20:44Did you say yet? What do you mean yet? You're in charge of this investigation kid? Well, I meant at all. I'm not giving up
20:52At all. I don't know why I said that
20:55right
20:58The nose is all wrong. Well, you're bound to wind up behind bars sooner or later. It's the only quiet place to work
21:06Remember when dad used to let us play in here
21:08Remember what you locked me in here and went to see Titanic our babysitter canceled. I had no choice
21:13So dad just told me that Vernon wanted the bros to postpone the IPO but they ignored him could be something so good this
21:22Judging by their social media Kevin was engaged to Todd's ex-girlfriend
21:27Could speak to motive
21:29Good job
21:31So I was thinking and you're right. I should let you interview a witness solo for once
21:39Finally who am I interviewing the assistant? She just called Oh
21:44Esther, why did she pop on me? How did she?
21:48What you want she has some information to share that she doesn't want to say over the phone or in front of her bosses
21:52Is she coming here? No too crowded. You're meeting her at the Pioneer. Are you having me question her to make a point about Marcy?
22:01That is offensive
22:02No, because even if I had unresolved feelings about her, which I don't I am more than capable of talking to a witness
22:07Who reminds me of her even though she doesn't sure sure
22:11It's a date. No, no, it's not. Don't call it that. Hey, it's definitely not a date
22:17Just one kiss from your sweet lips will tell me
22:23I feel weird about talking to you. Oh, well, you shouldn't it's nothing weird about this at all. Certainly not to me
22:32Henry oh
22:33Oh my goodness. I thought you were Marcy Lane Henry doesn't just like Marcy. I don't know what you mean
22:41your old girlfriend
22:44The glasses that that face it's almost spooky. Oh, they used to come in here all the time back in the day
22:49Thank you. Gladys. I'm just interviewing a witness right now. So
22:56Uncanny
23:01She's very old confused tell me what you came here to say I
23:07Think that AJ was up to something behind Kevin and Todd's backs
23:10He's been acting really strange the past few days and then he had a call with this local investor this morning when we arrived that
23:17I know for a fact
23:18He kept from the other two was the investors named Richard Vernon face left age inappropriate clothing fighting losing battle against the onslaught of time
23:27That's him
23:29You're funny does everyone tell you you're funny. Well, I like on purpose
23:34Well, no, no, not everyone. I what was the nature of the call?
23:38It sounded like they were going to meet about the IPO tonight, but I don't know if that's still happening after
23:45You know
23:46Was there ever any friction between Kevin and Todd in regards to Kevin's fiance ex-fiance?
23:52He broke it off with her two weeks ago after Janet gave him chlamydia, which he somehow didn't already have
23:58I take it you and he weren't close if you're asking me if I liked Kevin
24:03The answer is no
24:05But the other two are way worse. I promise if I wanted to kill one of them, he'd be my third choice
24:10Can I show you this picture of his just a check? Thank you. Gladys
24:15Don't get snippy
24:17so old
24:28I
24:32Wait a second
24:35What if the evidence
24:38Was in a circle
24:41Well, shoot that didn't make a lick of difference
24:47What no brownie I texted you I
24:50Was working working on a hot date. How'd it go?
24:54Are you in love you're gonna slowly mold Esther into Marcy like Jimmy Seward and vertigo
25:00You know if you're so in love with Marcy, why don't you call her? No, it's good. I am color
25:05Did you ask about Kevin's fiance?
25:07Ex-fiance they broke up two weeks ago because she gave him chlamydia
25:11Interesting. I just got the test results back and Todd has it too. That's why he didn't want to give a sample
25:16Also Esther said that AJ is up to something with Vernon behind the other two's backs and she said they're probably gonna see each other tonight
25:23Looks like you and I are going on a stakeout
25:28Okay
25:32Been out here three hours
25:35Maybe Esther was wrong
25:36Could have some relievers of deadhead and commandeered the entire force for a misdemeanor theft
25:42They're gonna figure out who took the money you watch. I know they're green, but they all have something to bring to the table
25:49Like what take Sapkowski
25:52Total computer whiz which we desperately need I recruited him to become a cop when he was setting up my home network
25:57Jumps when the microwave dings. Yeah, he's green, but he'll get there and I know Ray's a little too gung-ho
26:04She told me she walked down the aisle to the Marine Corps him. It was a beautiful ceremony
26:10Ray knows how to think like a criminal because she's very intuitive and also both her parents have done hard time and Bradley
26:17What does Bradley bring to the table Bradley
26:22Not gonna lie
26:24Still waiting to find out but I know it's there. He just needs a win and solving this case. We'll give him one
26:34You stole the money
26:35It did. Yeah teach him a lesson to teach dad a lesson about not making charity all about him
26:41But I thought it could be a teachable moment for the team to I'll never figure it out
26:46You want to bet?
26:48Loser has to do whatever the winner says, I'll take that action
26:51What'd you do with the money donated it anonymously? It's the only true form of charity. Listen to a podcast about it
26:58Would you ever read actual books?
27:01Books are overrated. That's a concerning statement
27:03You must have had an accomplice someone to turn out the lights
27:07Lily the whole thing appealed to her dark twisted soul mine, too
27:12I completely approve of this operation. I happen to be very good at helping people learn things
27:18They are resistant to learning not this again. I don't want to talk about Marcy with you
27:22I know you don't feel good about the way things ended with her
27:24She broke up with me course
27:26She did three years together and she gets a call from Seattle that you'd left town without talking to her first
27:31I had that fight with dad. It was late. I was upset. I got in my car. I started driving
27:36I spent months trying to convince her to come join me. She made her choice. She had a life
27:41She was in med school at Central Valley. Yeah, she was far too smart for that place
27:45I'm surprised that degrees valid across state lines. Ah, you feel guilty about your side of it
27:49I know you do I see it and if you don't deal with why do you refuse to stop pounding me about this thing?
27:54Because I want you to let me be your big sister again
27:56I want you to ask my advice and value my opinion and I don't know. Let me take care of you sometime
28:02It's supposed to be my job. It used to be my job
28:08And I missed it I
28:10Thought part of why you came back was because you missed it, too
28:22Hang on there's just our guy
28:40Oh
28:55You know, this is technically trespassing yeah, we're just dropping in on an old family friend
29:02Infrared security camera ready
29:05Luminum blocks infrared rays. I got that from a podcast. So there
29:12Hello Bradley
29:14I was
29:16Investigation great now. He's got you checking on me. You know, I've seen every episode of every CSI
29:22Yes, even not so good one with James Van Der Beek
29:27Yeah, so so maybe I help you solve case
29:34But no offense, but you know if the chief heard I asked his girlfriend for help he'd lose all respect for me
29:40seems like small thing to risk but
29:43Okay
29:53The news about Kevin isn't online yet, but I'm sure it's about to be what about Todd does he suspect anything?
29:59I don't think so AJ look me in the eye. Do we have a Todd problem? No
30:05We're good. One more day. This will all be over. You just go back to the hotel. Oh, wait one thing
30:11You didn't say anything about my new kicks
30:14What these shoes?
30:16They're limited edition
30:19Great colorway, huh? Sure Rick. They're
30:23Super cool. My ex-wife thinks I'm too old to wear these but Jeff Goldblum has a pair and he's in his 70s
30:35Detectives what the hell's going on here someone blocked the infrared camera and it triggered the silent alarm
30:42But I don't understand
30:44You got that trick from a podcast
30:47Do you two have any idea how lucky you are that Rick Vernon is not pressing charges for trespassing
30:52AJ was up to something with Vernon plus he lied about losing his phone
30:56Which may have evidence of who killed Kevin Vernon should be considered an active suspect. Oh, really? Okay
31:01Well, I just got off the phone with him
31:03His investment was legally locked in pre IPO which means if the company craters
31:08He never sees a dime of his money and what they were up to was plotting to force the two dumber ones out after the IPO
31:14Which it turns out is absolutely legal if we could just get a subpoena of that phone
31:19Yeah, you only know about that phone because of your illegal surveillance. They're getting on a plane soon
31:24They're gonna hide behind their lawyers. We'll be lucky to speak to them ever again. Let alone get a look at those videos
31:29I just hope that big red unsolved homicide doesn't put our clearance rate behind Appleton
31:33Oh, that's not happening
31:34You two are getting your butts over to that hotel and you were gonna get them to voluntarily show you that phone
31:39Somehow some way you were gonna solve this before they get on that plane. That's an order on our way
31:45And any change you could check in on Bradley
31:53Bradley
31:54Have you been here all night?
31:56No, no. Hey, tell me you got something. I think we might tell him Sam
32:00well
32:00I was able to stitch together a timeline based on social media posts before and after the lights went out and I determined the
32:07Exact length of the blackout was 14 seconds. So we went back to the barn
32:10I did a trial run from the fuse box to the fishbowl and back to 12.4 seconds
32:14And that's on an empty stage with the lights on you see what we're getting at
32:20We're looking for a blind guy
32:22But no, no, it had to be a team one working the lights and one grabbing the money
32:26Wait now we have to catch two people
32:28Man, oh, I am so lost. I don't even know where I messed up, but I
32:33Guarantee you it was the dumbest mistake in the book
32:35There's too bad. There isn't an actual book because then you can just do the opposite of whatever it says the dumbest mistake is
32:42It's tip Kowski you are a damn genius
32:52What do you mean, I don't know but it feels good to be praised
32:57Now we're running out of time so remember no, I know I know follow your lead be nice make the bad guys friendship bracelets
33:04Yeah, no, I was actually gonna say we don't have time to play it my way. So don't be afraid to cut to the chase. Oh
33:13Hey Esther
33:15Hey
33:16If you're looking for the guys, they're inside. We're leaving if I can ever fit all of this into the trunk
33:21Well, you can easily fit those smaller bags underneath the front seat
33:26Worse you would have known that
33:29We don't have time to answer any more questions about the accident we're going back to Seattle
33:34We need to see the videos on the phone now, bro. He told you he lost his phone. Oh
33:41Didn't I tell you I found it in the car
33:44No, dog, you didn't mention it. I must have dropped it when Esther picked me up. I was so fried hand it over
33:50Look detectives. I'm not sure how much you follow the financial papers here in Smallville, but there are many
33:57Confidential and sensitive documents on this phone related to our IPO
34:01So unless you have a subpoena, I'll pass. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right
34:07I'm not really a newspaper gal. I do enjoy the occasional financial podcast and strikes me
34:14There are ports you dragged your heels in your partner's murder investigation could set off some alarm bells with SEC and FINRA
34:22Do you think he was murdered it's a kind of sorry you can imagine on the front page of every financial paper in the country
34:29Which I do read and then I guess and again, I'm just a simple small-town detective
34:35You'll have to withdraw the IPO face evaluation penalty and push back to q2 of next year
34:40If not q3 and by then the rest of the crypto house of cards may have fallen and your pretend money won't be worth any
34:46money at all
34:48Bro, give him the phone
34:51I
34:54Don't
35:00Let's go dog
35:03I'm the official distributor and this one
35:07Don't go giving yourself the biggest one in the bag
35:10CEO gets first pick
35:21I don't blame it. He gave himself the poison ones. What are you saying?
35:27Kevin killed himself
35:29Why maybe because he found out one of his best friends with plotting with Richard Vernon to force both the partners out after the IPO
35:36That's why you didn't want us to see your phone
35:42Bro
35:44Dude, maybe because he found out his other best friend gave his fiancee chlamydia. You gave Janet chlamydia, too
35:50What do you mean to I already gave it to AJ's girlfriend?
35:54technically one of my girlfriends, but
35:58Yeah
35:59Not chill
36:01You're both terrible people
36:04Well, that was unsatisfying completely, but there's no other explanation. He chose the bag. No one else could have controlled the outcome
36:12Wait a minute
36:15Remember those logic puzzles we were talking about and how you used to come crying to me for help
36:18That's because they made no sense not because I wasn't smart enough. If anything I was too smart
36:23Listen, there was this one you couldn't figure out and and you got all mad about it. It was called the Kings assassin
36:31The king tells the assassin to kill the man who wants his throne. It was ludicrous a complete cheat
36:36He stabs the wrong man, but the king rewards him anyway, because the assassin says well
36:40Technically every man in the kingdom wants to throw
36:44It doesn't matter who you kill
36:46If every option is your enemy
37:17I
37:18Told you it was a tight turn
37:20So she put the poison mushrooms in one of the bags and then didn't care who got it
37:24She hated all three of them and she knew that if any one of them died it would derail the IPO
37:29Esther invested in their biggest competitors IPO next month which stood to make her a huge windfall with her bosses out of the way
37:35Look at the two of you
37:38solving another murder
37:40Just like I always oh
37:43Dad come on if you cry, I'll cry strongly prefer if nobody cried
37:47Everybody come to the briefing room badly solved the robbery. Can you just come in here? Oh, come on
37:52He wants to have his knives out moment
37:55It's cute
37:58Ladies and gentlemen what I'm about to say may come as a shock to you
38:02But I have determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the two perpetrators
38:08Are both in this room?
38:11Impossible, well, that's what I thought chief, but I made the most common mistake a detective can make
38:17And
38:19Nadia I need you to tell me the number one screw-up a detective always makes on TV. No again
38:26Simple good detective knows sometimes is the last person he expects
38:31I
38:36Know once I opened it up to be in someone in this room. I returned to the scene of the crime to examine
38:42the light switch and I found a distinct residue of
38:47strawberry lip balm
38:49And that could have been anyone but no no Lily was not the mastermind
38:54Next I had step Kowski check the mail server and he found a series of emails
39:01Between a workstation and the Children's Hospital donation portal and I immediately know what happened
39:09Yeah, that's gotta mean something
39:12An anonymous donation, how do you get credit for that? Well, I think that was exactly the point chief
39:18At the mastermind behind the fishbowl robbery, which wasn't actually a robbery
39:24Detective Lou Hickman. Yeah, I don't know why I gasped I was with him and he figured it out
39:31Okay
39:33You got me you got me Lou only true form of charity is anonymous donation heard that in a podcast somewhere
39:41Okay, everybody back to work
39:45Nice job, son. Never doubt my mind you come through. Thanks chief
39:53Hey, that's Bradley's superpower, he knows what he doesn't know so he knows a lot
39:58Okay, I lost the bet what do you want me to do I think you can guess
40:12Marcy's office isn't there. I know
40:16It's on her Instagram. She always wanted to open a clinic of her own
40:20So I was thinking
40:23something like
40:25Hello Marcy
40:30How's that sound did that's that's good good right? Well, I'll just go in
40:37Say hello
40:40Not today though today's just a bit too soon
40:44Yeah, baby steps, right? No, no, and it's time. Mm-hmm. I don't mean to push. Yes, you do
40:49That's what older sisters are for. I prefer big sister to older. Hmm. No
40:55I tower over you big sister would be ridiculous
41:09You don't have to worry all your worried days
41:18And I won't forget the way you helped me up when I was down
41:22And I won't forget the way you said I love you