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00:00If you're on this plane, you ever fly it again?
00:02Yeah.
00:03Yeah.
00:03Yeah. I mean, it's already happened.
00:04Statistically, it's already happened once.
00:06Kate, I'm with you.
00:07But you're already.
00:08I'm already skittish.
00:09Yep.
00:10But I don't think you can leave the airport.
00:12I think you got to get right back on the horse.
00:14I think it's like falling off a horse.
00:16Yeah, that was your connecting flight.
00:17Oh, shit.
00:18Like, well, now I got to connect.
00:19Yeah.
00:23All right.
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00:30It is February 18th.
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00:34Happy belated President's Day.
00:35Happy belated.
00:36I'm sure we all partied hard for it.
00:38We did.
00:38Name an overweight president that wasn't taffed.
00:41What's that?
00:41A fat president that's not taffed.
00:43Garfield.
00:43Yeah. All right.
00:44He loved lasagna.
00:45Johnson had, like, a heft to him.
00:47Johnson had a heft.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Yeah.
00:51There was a thickness to him.
00:52You're right.
00:52Grover Cleveland.
00:53Large head.
00:53Grover Cleveland was, yeah, fat.
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01:47Another plane crash.
01:49Yeah.
01:49What is happening?
01:50I saw, I don't know if this stat is correct, because I just saw it on Twitter.
01:5481 crashes or in-flight incidents since January started.
02:00Is this the snowflip I'm talking about?
02:01Yeah, this is the snowflip.
02:02Everybody was fine, right?
02:04Remarkably, like, two people went to the hospital, but everyone was fine.
02:08And what I read happened, it came in so fast, so hard that it snapped the landing gear.
02:14And I guess the way the landing gear snapped, it caused it to tilt, the wing snapped off,
02:17and then the whole thing just flipped.
02:19Yeah.
02:20But I don't know why they landed so hard.
02:22Right.
02:23It did look like the airport was covered in snow.
02:24It's Toronto Airport, right?
02:26Yeah.
02:26It was an 80-person plane.
02:29If you're on this plane, you ever fly it again?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Yeah?
02:33Yeah.
02:33I mean, it's already happened, though.
02:34I guess statistically, you've got to know.
02:35It's already happened once.
02:36Kate, I'm with you.
02:37No, but you're already.
02:38I'm already skittish.
02:39Yep.
02:40But I don't think you can leave the airport.
02:42I think you've got to get right back on the horse.
02:44I think it's like falling off a horse.
02:45Yeah, that was your connecting flight.
02:47Oh, shit.
02:48Like, well, now I've got to connect.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Yeah, I would not.
02:53Then again, you could tell yourself, like,
02:54I got that out of the way.
02:56That's not happening again.
02:57They're pretty low.
02:57Yeah, I got mine out of the way.
02:59A lot of people's are worse.
03:00No, I'm never going to put that in your pocket.
03:02Yes.
03:03Yes.
03:03But I think I would be really traumatized.
03:06Yeah, I would be, too.
03:07As someone in the social media space, though,
03:09once it was established that everyone on the plane was alive,
03:12I'd be like, this is going to fucking rule.
03:15One of these people will have a podcast.
03:16And I'm going to doubt.
03:18Yeah, yeah.
03:19Plane flip.
03:20You've got to buy plane flip.
03:21Get them on me and Donnie show.
03:23Yeah, yeah.
03:24You guys should reach out to these guys.
03:25Drop a pin in tarmac.
03:27That's crazy.
03:28Because I wonder if they knew when they were landing.
03:30I wouldn't want to know.
03:32If it was about to happen.
03:33If it was just like, hey, we're going to land hard.
03:34We're probably going to roll.
03:35I don't think I'd want to know.
03:37I think they got to tell you.
03:38I mean, they got to really emphasize the seatbelt situation here.
03:43Like, because there's been a lot of times on a plane where
03:45I'm like, who cares?
03:47I'm not going to buckle up.
03:47And they glance over.
03:48They don't.
03:49This time.
03:50I mean, I'm surprised.
03:51Like, what do you think?
03:51Odds are one in 100 people.
03:53How many don't buckle their seatbelts ever?
03:5510.
03:56Yeah, got to be because they don't go around anymore.
03:58And like, pull it up or anything.
04:00That would make me nervous for they're about to land.
04:02And like the flight attendant tightens up my seatbelt really hard.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Scary stuff.
04:08Did you see the tweet?
04:09It was like, what was Pete Buttigieg doing as director of what was he?
04:12He was of transportation.
04:14Transportation.
04:14And it was like the video of Superman just catching planes.
04:16Yeah.
04:18Pete's under there working on it.
04:19Yeah, right.
04:20He's doing it all.
04:21Yeah, it's been.
04:22I mean, we travel a lot.
04:24Yeah.
04:24For the most part.
04:25It's like every week there's something.
04:28And I don't know if people are just more in tune.
04:31And like, you know, there's like something going on on the runway.
04:33And then the people report it.
04:35It goes more viral because of the other ones.
04:37Or.
04:37There was that one in Alaska.
04:39That's right.
04:39One in DC.
04:40The one.
04:40Yeah, it's just.
04:4281 incidents.
04:43Like over the last six weeks.
04:45And I think we went two decades without a deadly crash on a commercial airline in America.
04:49I just know that conspiracy theorists are buzzing.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Huge time to be a conspiracy guy.
04:55Yeah.
04:55Very big for conspiracy.
04:57Like, why wasn't Bill Hader on SNL 50?
05:01Why wasn't he?
05:03People say he's very anxious.
05:05But then people are making up conspiracies.
05:07Didn't he just have a baby with Ali?
05:09No.
05:10I believe she's pregnant.
05:11No, I think it was the dress.
05:13It was the.
05:13I don't want to get that wrong.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:16People were saying.
05:16This might rock.
05:18No, people were saying.
05:20There was this photo of them on a red carpet.
05:22And everyone was like, she's pregnant.
05:24So I thought that for a second.
05:25And then I don't think she was.
05:27That's not something I want to get wrong.
05:28OK.
05:29No, weren't you like, oh, this has to be triplets.
05:31At least he was, I believe.
05:35I got the wrong guy.
05:36No, I remember the photo.
05:38No.
05:38Yeah, you're right.
05:39It's the right guy.
05:40But he has another wife.
05:42Maybe they were doing a bit.
05:43Or they were, like, together on a red carpet.
05:44And he stood like.
05:45They're not married.
05:46Who is Ali Wong's boyfriend?
05:47Yeah, they ended it.
05:48See, and it says parentheses.
05:492018 is when their marriage.
05:51OK, OK.
05:52But he's definitely with Wong.
05:54Are you guys SNL folk?
05:55You have to be.
05:55Yes.
05:56Yes.
05:56I grew up, like, I have to stay up late and watch it.
06:00Not in, like, the last 10 years.
06:01Sure.
06:02Forever I was.
06:03Yeah.
06:03Yeah.
06:03I loved, like, the Andy Samberg digital shorts.
06:06That was my first time.
06:06I was like, oh, I want to make stuff on the Internet.
06:08Yeah.
06:09So that was cool.
06:09That was the reason YouTube got popular.
06:12I think it was Lazy Sunday was, like, one of the first mass shared videos.
06:17Yeah.
06:17Dick in a Box was huge.
06:19Huge.
06:19Anything Lonely Island did.
06:20Yeah.
06:20But it was.
06:22Yeah, it was great.
06:23A lot of everything was, like, a reference to a previous sketch.
06:26There was nothing, like, new.
06:27And I think some people complained about that.
06:29But other people would complain.
06:31It doesn't matter.
06:31Why would you have new stuff at a 50th?
06:34But I didn't.
06:35I wasn't in on the Sandler song like so many people were.
06:38I didn't think.
06:39I thought it was a little too inside baseball.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Yeah.
06:42But again, I think if it was like a regular episode of SNL.
06:45But like the 50, you can go.
06:47Yeah.
06:47And that Sandler showed up in a suit says a lot.
06:50Shocking.
06:51Shocking amount of respect for Lorne Michaels.
06:53I thought it was good.
06:54I watched the concert the night before, too.
06:56And Devo Rules.
06:58I didn't realize.
06:59Who?
07:00They're like a punk rock band.
07:01Yeah.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Really cool.
07:04I was like, oh, shit.
07:05They're really good.
07:06But yeah, I thought it was fine.
07:08Yeah, it was good.
07:09But it was good for what it was.
07:11They did.
07:12What was the one where was it 10 years ago when I guess I know 40.
07:16That seems like it went fast.
07:17That one.
07:18I remember being very good.
07:20Yeah, this one.
07:21It was all right.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Crazy.
07:23It's 50 years, though.
07:24Makes you feel old as shit.
07:25Yeah.
07:26I think also do you think, too?
07:27I feel like that it was on such a big stage this time.
07:31Kind of change the vibe a little bit of it, if that makes any sense.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:34I guess it lost some charm.
07:35Yeah.
07:35I feel like that maybe was tough for it.
07:38But yeah, it was like scrolling Twitter.
07:40One person saying it was like the worst thing ever.
07:42And then a clip from it with like three million views being like, this was great.
07:45So I mean, anniversary shows, you're not expecting it to be their best episode.
07:49This is all to grab your feels.
07:51Yeah.
07:51Throwback.
07:52Yeah.
07:52So people were just overly harsh.
07:54I guess a little bit.
07:55Glam to talk amongst yourselves.
07:57Nice to see you come back.
07:58It was nice to see you come back.
08:00Yeah.
08:00So yeah, I'm excited to talk about SNL 60 with you guys.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Yeah.
08:05We're trapped here forever.
08:06For sure.
08:07Yeah.
08:07Yeah.
08:08All right.
08:08Unhireable anywhere else.
08:10Yeah.
08:10You're right, Kate.
08:11Unless we go out in a fiery ball of.
08:14Absolutely.
08:15Yeah.
08:15Okay.
08:15Certainly.
08:16Cool.
08:18All right.
08:18The NHL this weekend.
08:20So it was NBA All-Star weekend.
08:22Nobody gave a single fuck.
08:24I didn't even know that until you just said it.
08:24It's been a long time since people give a fuck about it.
08:27The viewership's down.
08:28There was the Victor Wemenyama, Chris Paul, like trying to cheat the mini game.
08:33I thought it was funny.
08:34It should be fun like that.
08:36Right.
08:36Then NHL comes out with this four nations tournament.
08:39Wait, there's four nations?
08:42Who?
08:42Tell me who.
08:43Okay.
08:44USA.
08:45Canada, USA.
08:46Sweden, Finland.
08:48Really?
08:48Okay.
08:49Is this a new thing?
08:51I believe so.
08:52Okay.
08:52I'm not too in touch with this.
08:54Same, but okay.
08:54Well, people just take us for our word.
08:56We're experts.
08:57This tournament.
08:58And while the NBA, it's all like buddy, buddy trick shots.
09:01These guys are beating the fuck out of each other.
09:03Saw some crazy fight videos coming out from this.
09:06Yeah.
09:06Like this seems more important.
09:08Like there's like all star caliber players, like fantastic players getting hurt in this.
09:14And that will be hurting the regular season of hockey.
09:16Well, I know tensions were heightened because we have said that we are going to take Canada over.
09:21Which they didn't take kindly to.
09:23So they're booing the anthem.
09:24And then the USA is like, fuck you guys and blah, blah, blah.
09:27Started off with three fights.
09:28It was awesome.
09:29I think our goal song is the free bird.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Which is cool.
09:33Yeah.
09:34Like that.
09:34But people are saying it was reminiscent of like when we played Russia in the Olympics.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Big time.
09:39Yeah.
09:39Special name for that game.
09:40Are we the baddies?
09:42I don't know.
09:43We could be.
09:45And we're getting booed the national anthem.
09:47And we have a rematch coming up of USA Canada in the finals.
09:51Oh, yeah.
09:52And wasn't there 19 fights, 20 fights?
09:54There was a ton of fucking fights.
09:55It started off right off the get when they dropped the puck with three.
09:58Yeah.
09:58Which is so crazy to do that in an all star type game.
10:01I know.
10:02Just absolutely beating the fuck out of each other.
10:06Yeah.
10:07What did you guys say about chocolate peanut butter cups?
10:09Oh, my God.
10:10Oh, they're delicious.
10:11Well, only one certain kind.
10:12Tell me.
10:12Reese's.
10:13Yes, of course.
10:14The Reese's.
10:15Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect combo of chocolate and peanut butter.
10:17Reese's peanut butter cups.
10:20Maybe even more perfect because guys.
10:21I'd say better than a Stanley cup.
10:23Oh, no.
10:23Reese's cup is better than.
10:25Yeah.
10:25You should be.
10:25Diva cup.
10:26Switch me seats, please.
10:27Because that was right there.
10:29Did somebody say something about peanut?
10:32It's about cups.
10:34Shit.
10:34Anyways, guys, they added lava to the cups.
10:37Oh, chocolate lava.
10:40We have one every day on the act.
10:41It is my favorite part of the show.
10:42I wait.
10:43I'm like, is it almost time for that?
10:44That's a neat one.
10:45Yeah, they're fantastic.
10:46You could buy Reese's cups basically anywhere.
10:50It's lava time, baby.
10:51Look at your watch.
10:53What's it telling you?
10:54Lava time.
10:54Yeah, it is.
10:55Oh, yeah.
10:56Yes.
10:56Try a lava big cup anywhere you buy Reese's.
11:00I bet warmed and thrown on some ice cream.
11:02Some vanilla ice cream would be.
11:04You're a real sick puppy.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Yeah, I'm a wild card.
11:07I didn't know you were perverted like that.
11:08Yeah, you were an absolute candy slut.
11:13Is that the last ad?
11:15Yeah.
11:15Wonton Don had a baby.
11:17Wonton Dad.
11:18Yeah, he did.
11:19He said the goon is cooked perfectly.
11:20The little Ryan goon came out perfect.
11:23He put out a photo, I think, of the little baby finger.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Holding his hand.
11:27There was a comment on that that made me actually laugh out loud.
11:30Because, you know, like babies, when they're born,
11:32they have super long fingernails.
11:34Somebody said it was Peter Pettigrew.
11:36Oh, come on.
11:38That's one day old.
11:40One day old, you get a roast.
11:44Super cute, though.
11:44Had a hair.
11:45It looks like full head of lattice on that baby.
11:47Yeah.
11:48And they're going to be awesome parents.
11:50That is going to be such a cool kid.
11:52A world traveler, baby.
11:53It's going to be a cool, cool kid.
11:56That baby will have gone to more countries by age one
11:59than I will have at my current age.
12:01I saw the baby's nursery when I went to Donnie's.
12:03Yeah.
12:04And the whole wall is a world map of like,
12:07it's a little cute animals on everything.
12:09It's going to be a cool ass kid.
12:10I was like, they got a large glass coffee table
12:12with a hippo in the middle of it.
12:14That's right.
12:14I was like, that's cool.
12:15But it's round.
12:16It's round.
12:16There's no sharp edges.
12:17So that's good.
12:18Yeah.
12:18What age do you have to start actually baby proofing?
12:20Like two?
12:21Once they're walking.
12:22Yeah, about 18 months.
12:2318 months.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Interesting.
12:24Yeah.
12:25Congrats to the wonton Don.
12:30Monkey boy doc.
12:31That came out.
12:32It came out.
12:32That came out after a long wait.
12:35It was a, yeah.
12:36And it was like different.
12:38It was a different video than Kyle and I typically do.
12:40Cause it was, we realized halfway through
12:43that it wasn't going to be a comedy video,
12:47but more like a heartwarming video.
12:49Yeah.
12:49And it was.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Yeah.
12:50People are loving it.
12:51Yeah.
12:51It was a MA, huge shout out to MA.
12:54Could not have even begun to do it without him.
12:57Yeah.
12:57And then Corey came in and helped polish it a little bit.
13:00And then Clemmer, it was his story.
13:03Clemmer was, I only got to watch the beginning of it
13:05cause we're running around yesterday.
13:07Clemmer is just so, so pretty.
13:10He's like so earnest about it.
13:11We work with some people that would make Jim Henson so jealous.
13:14We have Blutman.
13:16We have Clemmer.
13:17Like we have some people that he's just like,
13:19why didn't I think of that?
13:20Yeah.
13:21And Clemmer is one of those guys, his movements.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Marty Mush is a great character name.
13:27That's a great character.
13:28That might just be a Muppet name.
13:30Could be.
13:31If you go in the Muppet wiki, they have thousands of characters.
13:35Yeah.
13:35But those guys, I mean, Clemmer having that story in his back pocket.
13:39Yeah.
13:40He's so old though, you know, so he has that experience.
13:44He does.
13:45He's an old, well, I saw too was MA was watching it
13:51with Monkey Boy and Monkey Boy's Kids last night, I think.
13:54Is that what I saw?
13:55Yeah, because I think Monkey Boy lives in Florida.
13:56I think MA went down there to watch that.
13:58I think they were making banana daiquiris.
14:01And yeah, so Monkey Boy, Chris Ames is his name.
14:05Cat's out of the bag.
14:08Really just kind hearted guy.
14:10And that was his like, that was his baby, you know, that character.
14:15And I hope and I think that we did his story justice.
14:19Well, that made me so happy.
14:21I think you did because he's and he's sharing it with his kids.
14:23And like after the sad thing, after he gets tag on the sad thing happened,
14:26it made me feel good to see.
14:28I can't wait to watch the rest of it.
14:29But it's getting rave reviews.
14:30It's actually MA's uncle.
14:32That's why he was there.
14:33Wait, what?
14:34No, I'm joking.
14:35Oh, no, no, no, no, I just felt like lying.
14:40Why not?
14:41Yeah, that's really cool that if you haven't seen that on YouTube,
14:45the full things on Twitter after there was so much hype for like
14:48the first three releases of it.
14:50We're just like, let's just put it.
14:51Let's put it out.
14:52Well, like a week ago, you got asked about it.
14:53You know, like, you'll know when we just tweet out.
14:55Fuck it.
14:55Here's monkey boy.
14:56And yesterday I was scrolling Twitter.
14:57And on as it was like, fuck it.
14:59Here's yeah.
14:59I was like, no way.
15:00Yeah, yeah.
15:00I was.
15:02That's exactly.
15:02I was just sitting in the drafts.
15:04Fuck it.
15:05Let's send it out.
15:06It's long, too.
15:07It's a doozy.
15:07Yeah, it's an hour to.
15:09Yeah, I think it's one minute longer than Toy Story.
15:12Did this inspire you to think about any other documentaries in mind now?
15:17So the thing is, like, that was Clemmers amazing story.
15:21And it kind of fell into our laps.
15:22Yeah, I if I would do it again, but it would have to happen like that.
15:26Like, I don't think I don't think I don't think exactly.
15:29It needs to be exactly like that.
15:30Yeah, monkey boy to that.
15:31So I want this guy.
15:32Somebody tackle him.
15:33He's down in Florida.
15:34Go tackle him again.
15:35We should be like the Reese Witherspoon of monkey boy stories.
15:38What way?
15:39Because she just had, you know, she buys all the different books.
15:42That's how she makes all of her movies.
15:43That's how she's a billionaire.
15:45Oh, she buys is that she has Reese's book club and she buys early.
15:49But she gets the option to make it.
15:50No idea.
15:51So she's like, oh, I'm producing all these like women's stories what she is.
15:55But she's a billionaire.
15:56I had no idea you're so tapped to Witherspoon.
15:58Brother, I'm locked in.
16:00Ever since she did that tongue thing and Cruel Intentions.
16:02She's a timeless beauty.
16:03Yeah, undeniably.
16:04Yes, her Hathaway Roberts.
16:06Yeah, something I like about her.
16:07Jennifer Love Hewitt.
16:08There's only one Reese's I really love.
16:10That's oh, yeah, they have two.
16:13No, yeah.
16:14But no, that is the Barstool Sports Rundown.
16:19Yeah.