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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, events, or events is purely coincidental.
00:30And this year, the long-awaited R1 Grand Prix Finals will be held for the first time!
00:38This time, we have the well-known champion of Oshiro, Seiji Chihara, Fujiwara Fujimoto,
00:43as well as the underground entertainer, Naganomo!
00:47It's been buried this deep.
00:49It's been solidified with a hardener.
00:52What?
00:54In an almost-dead-to-death-episode,
00:57an incomprehensible guitar game.
01:02A late-blooming cult entertainer,
01:04what is the mysterious miracle and honesty of Oshiro Chansu?
01:09The entertainer that entertainers fall in love with,
01:11a man named Oshiro Chansu!
01:16Today, we have Oshiro Chansu and his friends here with us.
01:21Nice to meet you.
01:24I didn't expect to have such good friends.
01:28Chansu, you're the same age as Seiji, right?
01:32Yes, I'm the same age as him.
01:33Fujimoto, you're the same age as him.
01:34Yes, I'm the same age as him.
01:35So, why don't you two say hello to each other?
01:38Oh, hello.
01:40I'm only 162 cm tall,
01:43but I'm a little short.
01:47I'm the same height as you.
01:49I'm a little taller than you.
01:52We're the same height, right?
01:53Yes, we're the same height.
01:57Are your feet short?
01:58Yes, they are.
01:59Really?
02:00Yes, my feet are short.
02:02He's a salesman.
02:05He has short feet.
02:06How tall are you?
02:07I'm only 56 cm tall.
02:10When I searched my average age,
02:14it said I was 9 years old.
02:17He's the same age as you.
02:21And here, we have Nagano.
02:25I'm sorry, but I don't have a picture of Fukawa.
02:29So, I came here without permission.
02:31There are many pictures of him.
02:33You don't have a picture of him?
02:35I only have a picture of Fukawa.
02:37What's that?
02:40He's not excited at all.
02:42Everyone's not looking at Fukawa.
02:44He's not excited at all.
02:45The two of them always have so much fun swimming,
02:49but they don't swim at all.
02:52They've been doing so well for a year,
02:54and now they want to do it again.
02:57Anyway, they keep looking at the monitor and the staff's faces.
03:02I thought they were going to broadcast it.
03:04They weren't that excited.
03:06They were excited.
03:07They weren't excited.
03:08They didn't move their feet.
03:09They didn't move their feet at all.
03:13So, today, we're going to talk about their relationship.
03:16Where did you first meet?
03:18We met at Chika Live.
03:20You quit Yoshimoto and went to Tokyo?
03:22Yes, I did.
03:23It was around 1998.
03:24I was doing HOSARETA for free,
03:29and so was Chance.
03:30When did you do HOSARETA?
03:32HOSARETA?
03:33It was a free program.
03:34So, you went to an izakaya.
03:36Yes, I went to an izakaya.
03:37You said, please let me do it.
03:38It wasn't a free program.
03:39I said, please let me do it all the time, but he said, no.
03:44You said, you'd quit at any moment.
03:48But when you were called in by the manager of Hori Pro,
03:51you said, please let me do it.
03:53My neck hurt so badly.
03:57Because you were doing it all the time.
03:59And so, we did it together.
04:01You did it at the aquarium?
04:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:06I'm interested in that.
04:07Ataribai mitai ni iwan toite yo
04:09Shireba ii ndesu
04:11Shido ka haretsu yo
04:13Kutsuzure yose
04:15Kutsuzure
04:17Kutsuzure shita okyakusan wa
04:19uketsuke de shinkoku shita
04:21muryou de mireru tte iu live
04:23kyaku nan ni iten no?
04:25kyaku san yo ni itara mou ii mitai
04:27san yo ni naka de nan ni kutsuzure shiten no?
04:29geta de kita otsusan ga okorarete mashita
04:31uketsuke de
04:33kutsu janai?
04:35kutsu janai?
04:37rule ihan da tsu tte
04:39kutsu janai?
04:41kutsu janai?
04:43rule ihan da tsu tte
04:45kutsu janai?
04:47jyuugaku san nensei no toki ni
04:49yoshimoto no youseijo
04:51nsc hakkisei toshite
04:53nyuugaku shita chansu o shiro
04:55toji douki toshite deatta no ga
04:57chihara kyoudai to fujiwara datta
04:59chihara kyoudai to fujiwara datta
05:01tada sugu ni nsc o yamete shimatta tame
05:03douki to no koryuu wa hotondo nakatta
05:05douki to no koryuu wa hotondo nakatta
05:07soshite yo nen go futatabi nsc
05:09futatabi nsc
05:11ni hairu mo sotsugyou go wa
05:13ni hairu mo sotsugyou go wa
05:15akan wa
05:17ore wa nani yattemo ukehen
05:19ore wa nani yattemo ukehen
05:21nitoin no
05:23nitoin no
05:25jitsuryoku no nasa o tsukan shi
05:27shoku o tenten
05:29shoku o tenten
05:31nsc seiji toka fuji mo
05:33hakki
05:35nenrei ikutsu yattakke haitta no
05:37haitta no juu yonsai de
05:39juu yonsai
05:41chuugaku san nei no toki ni haitte
05:43juu yai ga juu go de chuugaku sotsugyou shi haitta
05:45sugu haitte
05:47kono mentsu
05:49ooyama san fujiwara san
05:51ooyama hi san maharo san
05:53toji saisho no nsc jidai wa
05:55seiji no ie de ero hon
05:57yomimakutta toka
05:59seiji san ga tomari ni koi ya
06:01sabishigawari ya de ne
06:03boku mo chuugaku san nei sen toki ni
06:05itte ero hon
06:07tte iu no ga sugoi sugei to omotte
06:09chikai chikai
06:11zutto yo
06:13nara
06:15seiji san ga okite hatte
06:17boku o mite patte mitara
06:19seiji san ga
06:21omae sono shuunen wasureru nda yo
06:23tsutte
06:25sonna hibikeru kotoba nai de
06:27chan chan chan
06:29chan chan chan
06:31chan chan
06:33chan chan
06:35chan chan
06:37chan chan
06:39chan chan
06:41nan de mo
06:43never end zyoku ike yo
06:45tsutte iu
06:47sonna fukakari yo
06:49osoraku sonna koto iu tenden
06:51ero hon dake janakute
06:53owarai demo
06:55I don't know what else I can say.
06:57Yes, yes, yes.
06:59I can only say one thing.
07:01Morita, this is...
07:03NAC.
07:05And then buried in the mountains and buried again.
07:07How did you know?
07:09How did you know?
07:11How did you know?
07:13Once buried, buried again.
07:15Buried...
07:17If you say chance, buried in the mountains.
07:19Buried, and then came out.
07:21Came out.
07:23Buried.
07:25Not buried.
07:27Were you buried by two people?
07:29Yes.
07:31Who?
07:33Then I'll speak as a digest.
07:35I worked part-time at a construction company during the day.
07:37After finishing NAC.
07:39After finishing NAC.
07:41I dropped out of NAC.
07:43I went to a regular high school.
07:45Let's do it properly.
07:47It's impossible to be a model.
07:49I worked part-time at a construction company during the day.
07:51I was in the same class with my classmates.
07:53I was working part-time at a construction company during the day.
07:57There were five seniors.
07:59I got 10,000 yen from my boss and went to school.
08:01I got 10,000 yen from my boss and went to school.
08:03They told me to lend 10,000 yen.
08:05They told me to lend 10,000 yen.
08:07They took me up.
08:09I went to a bar and karaoke.
08:11I went to a bar and karaoke.
08:13In our class.
08:15You didn't say anything?
08:17No, I was scared.
08:19I don't know if it's a cut, but I went to the park in the middle of the night and showed a knife to a couple sitting on a bench and I was threatening them.
08:30No, it's a cut.
08:32It's too much of a cut.
08:33It's not me.
08:34It's them.
08:35It's too much of a cut.
08:37I don't have to be there in the current situation.
08:40That's a digest, isn't it?
08:42That's the most exciting part.
08:44I wanted to explain to everyone how scary they are.
08:48I was arrested, and Wada and I were surrounded like friends.
08:56You guys were arrested, too?
08:57No, we weren't.
08:58There were five of us in various places.
09:00Why are you talking about the five of us?
09:03I went to a convenience store with Wada in the middle of the night.
09:07There were two Yankee cars, and the five of us hadn't been arrested yet.
09:12I was like, aren't you guys my friends?
09:16I told them to get in, and we went up the rock mountain in the middle of the summer.
09:20I've heard of a mountain in the middle of winter.
09:23I've heard that we went to a cold mountain in the middle of winter.
09:26It was cool.
09:27It was cool.
09:29The night view was beautiful, too.
09:31The night view was beautiful.
09:33There was a famous haunted spot in Kansai.
09:36A haunted spot.
09:37A abandoned house.
09:38I parked the car in front of the abandoned house.
09:41I was working, and there were a lot of tools in the trunk.
09:46I was told to dig a hole.
09:48I was told to dig a hole.
09:50I was told to dig a hole.
09:51Three or four people dug a hole.
09:54I thought my life was over here.
09:56You can tell what's going to happen when you dig a hole.
09:58I thought it was over.
10:00But I was buried here.
10:02I was buried here with a hardener.
10:05Wada was crying.
10:06Wada was crying.
10:09Wada, how far did you go?
10:13Wada was lying on his back.
10:15Wada was lying on his back?
10:16Wada wasn't buried yet.
10:18Wada wasn't buried yet.
10:20Oshino was buried with a hardener.
10:23Wada was lying on the ground.
10:26Wada was crying.
10:28Wada said,
10:29Wada said,
10:30I'm going home.
10:31I said,
10:32I'm going home.
10:33Why would you spit on him?
10:40Why would you spit on someone?
10:46Two of them received harderner.
10:49Two of them received hardner.
10:50They were so dark.
10:51They were so dark.
10:53I thought you hadn't filmed the opening scene.
10:55I thought you hadn't filmed the opening scene.
10:56I was scared.
10:58They were too married.
11:00The woman was holding a flashlight, and the couple was coming to test their chemistry.
11:05In a haunted spot?
11:06Yes.
11:07So I said, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
11:10The woman with the flashlight said to her boyfriend,
11:13Can't you hear my voice?
11:16The boyfriend said,
11:17There's no way there's a ghost here!
11:20I said, I'm sorry!
11:21Both of them were there.
11:22The woman was holding the flashlight to me,
11:25and she was holding a layer of her collar.
11:28She was like,
11:29And she went back to her house.
11:31I missed my chance.
11:34You missed your chance?
11:36It's a chance!
11:37That's why it's a chance!
11:39That's why it's a chance!
11:40That's why it's a chance!
11:42The moment the chance was born.
11:44Oh, I see!
11:45That's what it is!
11:46One chance, and you're in the back!
11:48One chance, and you're in the back!
11:49Let's explain.
11:50The chance after that.
11:52In the summer, I was out for a bit.
11:56It was the middle of the summer.
11:57I had a dehydration.
11:59I was out in the sun.
12:02I didn't want to die here yet.
12:04I shouted, Help me!
12:07The mountain girl said,
12:08Help me!
12:13Help me!
12:14Help me!
12:16I felt a strange voice.
12:18Huh?
12:19Wada!
12:20Oshiro!
12:22Wada!
12:23Oshiro!
12:24Where was he?
12:25Where was he?
12:26Where was he?
12:27Wada was buried in that mountain.
12:29Wada was buried in that mountain.
12:32That's what it is!
12:33A mountain and B mountain.
12:36They were both buried together.
12:40It wasn't a mountain girl.
12:42Wada came home to Oshiro.
12:44He said,
12:45I'm going to be a nagachoma.
12:47I'm going to be a nagachoma.
12:49That long?
12:51Nagachoma!
12:52I'm going to be a nagachoma!
12:55I'm going to be a nagachoma!
12:58Don't make such a loud voice!
13:01Eat the stamina!
13:04Save your energy!
13:06Eat the stamina!
13:08I thought I should keep quiet.
13:11When I was quiet,
13:12a light tiger came up.
13:15He came to work at the manager's office.
13:20Wada and Oshiro were buried together in the mountains.
13:26I asked him what happened.
13:29What did you do?
13:30I asked him what happened.
13:31He said there were many things.
13:33He stabbed me with an iron pipe.
13:35You were stabbed by a light tiger?
13:37I was surprised.
13:38I thought I was going to be killed.
13:39It was a light tiger!
13:41Did you stab him?
13:43He said he was buried in the mountains.
13:46He helped me.
13:48When we became a couple,
13:50we were enrolled in NSC.
13:54Wada and I were doing a skit at Tejisei High School.
13:58Wada asked me if I could join NSC.
14:01Wada asked me if I could join NSC.
14:04Wada asked me if I could join NSC.
14:07Wada asked me if I could join NSC.
14:10Oshiro doesn't know much about Osaka.
14:16I've been to Osaka once.
14:19I told the manager that I would introduce a very interesting colleague.
14:24I met him 28 years ago.
14:27He was in the 13th generation.
14:29We are not in the 13th generation.
14:31I told the 13th generation members that there was another interesting person.
14:36Since then, I've been auditioning for the 2nd Chome Theater.
14:41I didn't get a single chance.
14:45What did you do?
14:48I did a skit called a confrontation between a round building and a twin building.
14:54I did a skit called a confrontation between a round building and a twin building.
14:56It's a big scale every time.
14:58Did Wada quit right away?
15:00Wada quit.
15:03He was buried in the mountains.
15:05He couldn't get on stage.
15:07He was buried in the mountains.
15:09Did you do it alone?
15:11I worked at a factory.
15:14Did you work at a factory?
15:16I thought I didn't need to be funny.
15:19I thought I didn't need to be funny.
15:22I quit my job.
15:25You quit your job?
15:27You thought you couldn't be a comedian?
15:30I thought I didn't need to be funny.
15:32You quit your job?
15:33I quit my job.
15:35It was a Friday.
15:37It was a Friday at a pop factory.
15:39Do you remember?
15:41I'm looking it up.
15:43It was a Monday.
15:45It was a Monday at a pop factory.
15:49What are you talking about?
15:51I'm talking about this week's machine.
15:53I'm talking about this week's machine.
15:58It's Friday.
16:01It's Friday.
16:03What is it?
16:05There's a highway behind the factory.
16:09What's that?
16:12It's not a highway.
16:17Wada ran on a low highway.
16:21Wada ran on a low highway.
16:23Wada ran on a low highway.
16:24Wada ran on a low highway.
16:27I
16:57and caught him.
16:58Wait, wait, wait.
16:59A white tank top, and he was like, I'm gonna be funny.
17:02And behind him, a yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
17:04He was like, whoa!
17:05Yes.
17:06And he got caught.
17:07He got caught.
17:08And he got fired from the factory.
17:11And then a few days later, he said, you're funny,
17:15so go to Tokyo.
17:17Wait, wait.
17:18I don't understand what you're talking about.
17:20I said, you said you were funny.
17:22So I thought, maybe he was going with me.
17:24He said, no, you're funny, so go.
17:26I said, no, you're funny, so go.
17:29He said, no, you're funny, so go.
17:31He said, no, you're funny, so go.
17:34He got fired.
17:35He got fired.
17:35He got fired.
17:36But maybe he was like, you're funny, so go.
17:38Maybe that's what he meant.
17:40Oh, maybe.
17:41Can you hear that?
17:42Yeah.
17:42I heard it.
17:43It's far.
17:44How close is it from the factory?
17:46It's close.
17:46It's about that wall over there.
17:50That's the factory.
17:51I'm at the factory.
17:52I'm at the factory.
17:54About that wall?
17:55It's close.
17:56It's about that black line.
17:57It's so close.
17:59It's running so clearly.
18:00It's running so clearly.
18:02With a white tank top.
18:03The bottom.
18:04The bottom was like a pair of pants.
18:06Can you see it?
18:06I can see it.
18:07It's about this close.
18:09It's low.
18:09It's about this close.
18:10It's about this close and it's running like this.
18:11How tall are you?
18:13My height is like this.
18:16It's barely there.
18:17It's the limit.
18:20It's just the face.
18:21It's almost just the face.
18:24It's just the face.
18:25It's just the face.
18:26How tall are you?
18:27It's so close.
18:28It's so close.
18:30It's just the face.
18:31It's just the face.
18:33This is a true story.
18:34It's youth.
18:35You're funny.
18:37Lastly, a message.
18:39I thought it was funny.
18:40I heard you running.
18:41I heard it.
18:42Which way were you looking?
18:43I was...
18:44Why are you running this way?
18:47The factory manager is looking this way.
18:50The factory manager is standing this way?
18:52Yes.
18:52Everyone is looking this way.
18:57Why can't I hear the factory manager's voice?
18:59The factory manager next to you is in a bad mood.
19:01I'm in a bad mood, too.
19:03What's the factory manager's bad mood?
19:07What is it?
19:10He's the type to go slowly.
19:11Like Yuuichi Kimura.
19:12Yuuichi Kimura.
19:14Yuuichi Kimura.
19:16His voice is almost the same.
19:18I went like this.
19:22It's yellow.
19:23There's something here.
19:24There's something here.
19:25What is it?
19:27What is it?
19:29Why are you running?
19:31What is it?
19:33Why are you running?
19:35What is it?
19:37What is it?
19:39The situation is like this.
19:41Chansu Ohshiro has resumed his activities as a local comedian in Tokyo.
19:45What are you drawing?
19:47He shows a story in a small theater with no audience.
19:51What are you drawing?
19:52He shows a story in a small theater with no audience.
19:56He is a first-generation student of Toyoko.
19:58If you have a pamphlet, please give it to us.
20:01After this, Chansu Ohshiro and Nagano will be friends.
20:09Chansu Ohshiro has resumed his activities as a local comedian in the early 20s.
20:15What are you drawing?
20:17Chansu Ohshiro has resumed his activities as a local comedian in the early 20s.
20:21What kind of story are you going to draw today?
20:26Today, I'm going to draw a story about a person who sends a message from Mars to Venus.
20:30Oh, I see.
20:32It's a story about a person from Osaka.
20:36Chansu Ohshiro is a local comedian who is treated as a rare person.
20:39Chansu Ohshiro is a local comedian who is treated as a rare person.
20:42It's a story about a person from Osaka.
20:44They are the same age and have a lot of stories.
20:47Did they feel sympathy for each other?
20:51Thank you for your hard work.
20:54At the end of the show, they are drinking alcohol in Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku.
21:03Why can't I be discovered by anyone?
21:07I'm going to die.
21:10I'm scared.
21:12What should I do with the world?
21:15If this happens, let's break each other's liver and die.
21:20Let's do that.
21:26Until the two of them were crushed, they kept drinking straight.
21:30They repeated dangerous drinking parties.
21:34One day, days like hell lasted for several years.
21:39Oh, no.
21:41Nagano is on TV.
21:45I'm happy.
21:47I'm happy.
21:49I'm happy.
21:51I'm happy.
21:55Nagano suddenly broke with a funny story.
21:58He became a popular comedian.
22:03What's wrong with you?
22:05You left me alone.
22:07I'm happy.
22:09I'm happy.
22:11I'm happy.
22:13I'm happy.
22:15I'm happy.
22:19I was in front of three or four people.
22:23I was always discovered by no one.
22:27Did you think it was funny?
22:29There was a man from Mars who gave orders to Beez.
22:33Do you remember that?
22:34Of course I remember.
22:35What kind of story is that?
22:36I was wearing sunglasses.
22:38I was holding a microphone.
22:40I asked Beez to make a sound.
22:42Beez.
22:45I made a sound with a little clack.
22:49Inaba takes care of his throat.
22:54Matsumoto...
22:56He's giving orders.
22:58He sometimes rubs his finger on the person holding the pick.
23:01Beez.
23:03He's really giving orders.
23:05I was doing it in a bright place.
23:07There were two people in a big gym.
23:11In front of two people, Beez.
23:14It was a loud gym.
23:16At the end, Beez.
23:19The lights in the gym went out.
23:22The lights on the side went out.
23:24The lights on the top went out.
23:26At the end, Beez.
23:28All the lights went out.
23:30It was funny.
23:31I thought it was amazing.
23:33I didn't have money.
23:35I didn't have money to go to a bar.
23:37I drank on the street.
23:39Do you remember that?
23:40Of course I remember.
23:41Are you okay if you drink alcohol?
23:43I wasn't okay.
23:45When I started drinking,
23:47I thought we were going to die.
23:50That's right.
23:51In front of the Kabukicho in Komageki-jo.
23:54I thought I was going to die.
23:56It's Toyoko now.
23:58It's like Toyoko Kid's running.
24:00It's not running.
24:02It's Toyoko Kid's running.
24:04It's Toyoko Kid's running.
24:06Toyoko Kid's running.
24:08It's Toyoko Kid's running.
24:10There was no chance for me and Chanson.
24:14If it was a pamphlet, we would have displayed it.
24:18It's Toyoko Kid's running.
24:20We would have displayed the pamphlet.
24:22On the contrary, if this was on the wall,
24:24I wouldn't try to be Toyoko Kid.
24:26I think it's good.
24:28When I was doing Beez's story,
24:30It's a special story.
24:32At that time, Chanson was doing a story called
24:34Kuchikara Makkuro Kurosuke.
24:36Kuchikara Makkuro Kurosuke?
24:38Wait a minute.
24:40It's coming out a lot.
24:42Let's do it.
24:44Makkuro Kurosuke, come out.
24:48Later.
24:50Can you do it in front of young girls?
24:52Makkuro Kurosuke, come out.
24:56Did you say it now?
24:58Hurry up.
25:00Makkuro Kurosuke, come out.
25:04Makkuro Kurosuke, come out.
25:06Makkuro Kurosuke, come out.
25:24It's coming out a lot.
25:26It's coming out a lot.
25:28Why is it coming out a lot?
25:30Why?
25:32It's coming out a lot.
25:34There are a lot of Makkuro Kurosuke.
25:36Thank you very much.
25:38I'll finish it soon.
25:40This is...
25:42This is...
25:44At the school festival.
25:46The girls' college students were also
25:48the stage director.
25:50They were screaming.
25:52I didn't know that.
25:54It's scary.
25:56It's funny.
25:58It's scary.
26:00It's coming out a lot.
26:02The girls' college students were also
26:04the stage director.
26:06It's coming out a lot.
26:08Nagano-kun's break.
26:10At the beginning of the last battle.
26:12Jealous.
26:14I'm jealous.
26:16It came out.
26:18Nagano-san, you'd better not drink anymore.
26:20I'm the only one who drinks.
26:22Nagano-san, you'd better not drink anymore.
26:24I'm the only one who dies.
26:28But the chance left by the Don.
26:30The chance left by the Don.
26:32The chance left by the Don.
26:34The chance left by the Don.
26:36When he went out to drink with his comedian friends.
26:38When he went out to drink with his comedian friends.
26:44What?
26:46That's Seiji.
26:48It was a pub where Seiji Chihara was the owner.
26:50It was a pub where Seiji Chihara was the owner.
26:52Seiji-san.
26:54I brought Seiji-san's
26:56comedian friends today.
26:58How is it?
27:04Who are you?
27:06I don't know you because you have a lot of friends.
27:08I don't know you because you have a lot of friends.
27:10I'll remember you with this.
27:14The way of justice is stuck on the wall.
27:16The way of justice is stuck on the wall.
27:20No.
27:22I have no memory about Oshiro
27:24Because of the joke made by Oshiro at the early age.
27:26Because of the joke made by Oshiro at the early age.
27:28His memory in the season was returned to him.
27:30His memory in the season was returned to him.
27:34Also
27:36Also
27:38How do you know about this?
27:40Also
27:42The fate of the underground entertainer, Chance Oshiro, has begun to move.
27:55Next time, you should come as a guest to Chihara Talk.
27:59Me?
28:00Yes. You're the junior's guest.
28:04Chance Oshiro has been working with the Chihara brothers for 25 years.
28:12I'm happy to be able to talk.
28:14The junior praised the destructive power of the talk he presented there.
28:17He also appeared in the slippery story.
28:21He succeeded in crawling up to the ground,
28:25taking a night's rest as a foreign entertainer.
28:29I was invited to Chihara Talk and became a slippery story.
28:32Yes, yes.
28:33And in the meantime, I was worshipped in Sendou.
28:37We went to Sendou together.
28:40There was an old man who was very weak.
28:47He came in with a cane.
28:51Chance Oshiro was there at that time.
28:56He saw what Chance Oshiro was doing.
28:59He let go of his hand from the cane.
29:03The cane fell.
29:11He saw something.
29:12He saw something?
29:13Yes, he saw something.
29:14Was it amazing?
29:15Yes.
29:17If all the Japanese soldiers had this cane at that time,
29:23they would have won the war.
29:30Was it that amazing?
29:33I've been seen by a mouse twice.
29:37When I was living in a broken apartment.
29:39It wasn't a person.
29:40It was a mouse.
29:41It was a bear mouse.
29:42I was naked in the summer.
29:43When you were sleeping.
29:46I thought it was hot.
29:47A mouse.
29:50You don't know the concept of a mouse.
29:54I thought it was a mouse.
30:04Is it painful?
30:05It's painful.
30:06Stop it.
30:07Next week, we'll have a special edition of Ashun Body.
30:11The older sister is in the same class as him.
30:13You grew up with my father, didn't you?
30:15Nonstop Hidakansen.
30:17The second edition of the special edition.
30:20Chance Oshiro was the star of the underground comedy world
30:22because he broke the ice with a slippery edge.
30:27After that, Oshiro was expected to be successful,
30:30but he had a serious problem.
30:33That is...
30:37I don't want to be bound by something like this.
30:41How about you?
30:42I don't want to be bound by money.
30:48When he got drunk, he got cocky
30:50and threw his wallet away many times.
30:52Anyway, he had a bad drinking habit.
30:58Even when he was with Seiji.
31:02It's night. I'm tired.
31:06Hey.
31:07I'm going to get rid of 100 people from now on.
31:10Watch me.
31:11Stop it.
31:13He's like an old storyteller.
31:15Hey.
31:16What?
31:17You.
31:18Come on.
31:21What did he think?
31:22Suddenly, he started a fight with a passerby.
31:24And, of course...
31:27I'm scared.
31:29Mr. Chance.
31:31Mr. Chance.
31:33He's amazing.
31:37It was the worst drinking habit
31:39he had ever experienced.
31:41He was so drunk that he was about to faint.
31:44I'm going home.
31:47Even when he was invited to drink with Juniors.
31:52You're with me now.
31:54I'll take you there.
31:57Mr. Chance.
31:58Juniors want to drink with you.
32:00Okay.
32:02Seiji took a taxi to Oshiro.
32:05He sent Seiji to Oshiro by taxi.
32:09Two hours later.
32:15Hello. What's up?
32:17Mr. Chance hasn't come yet.
32:20What?
32:21He went to Oshiro by taxi a long time ago.
32:26Seiji was worried.
32:27He called Oshiro many times.
32:29Finally, he got through.
32:32Hello.
32:34Mr. Chance.
32:35Where are you? What are you doing?
32:38I'm with a stranger.
32:40I was driving.
32:43What's going on?
32:46Oshiro was waiting for a taxi.
32:51Excuse me.
32:53Where did you drink today?
32:56At a bar across the station.
32:58While talking to the man in front of him,
33:00they got together for some reason.
33:04Shall we go to karaoke now?
33:07Sounds good.
33:08Sit over there.
33:16They went to karaoke and got excited for some reason.
33:20And...
33:23It's burning!
33:26It's Kurenai!
33:31As soon as they shouted Kurenai,
33:34they got drunk.
33:37Who are you?
33:41Why did you go to karaoke with me?
33:45No, no.
33:46You invited me, didn't you?
33:50In the end, they got drunk with a stranger.
33:54Seiji was worried about the alcoholism
33:57that caused trouble to the people around him.
34:03Mr. Chance.
34:04If you don't stop drinking,
34:06I'm going to break up with you.
34:12I'm really sorry.
34:16I'm going to stop drinking.
34:19I'm going to break up with you.
34:22Oshiro agreed to Seiji's words
34:25and promised not to drink again.
34:29What are you talking about?
34:30It's forbidden.
34:31After that, Oshiro continued to drink.
34:33He spent more time with Fujimon,
34:35who didn't drink at all.
34:38What are you doing?
34:44First of all,
34:45cleanliness is important.
34:47I'm not drunk at all.
34:50I'm not drunk at all.
34:52I'm not drunk at all.
34:53I'm not drunk at all.
34:55Now, they are drinking alone
34:58and talking about love.
35:02It's not funny at all.
35:04By the way,
35:05if you drink, you'll forget everything.
35:08License?
35:09Yes.
35:10I throw my wallet right away.
35:14I lost my driver's license 27 times.
35:17When I went to renew my driver's license,
35:19I was called to my private room.
35:21I was wondering if I was pretending.
35:23I was asked.
35:24When I checked my computer,
35:26I lost my driver's license for the third time in Tokyo.
35:29The person who lost his driver's license in Tokyo
35:31lost his driver's license 81 times when he was 79 years old.
35:34I see.
35:35Do you know the reason?
35:36I lost my driver's license for the third time.
35:38I see.
35:39I don't know.
35:40I don't know.
35:41I don't know the reason.
35:42I lost my driver's license when I was 70 years old.
35:44I'm sorry.
35:45I've done a lot of things.
35:47Did you drink at Seiji's house
35:50and go home because you had a bad habit of drinking?
35:52I know.
35:54Mr. Chang said,
35:56I'll turn on the switch with this cup.
35:58I see.
35:59My juniors were there.
36:01When I thought I'd turn on the switch,
36:06Mr. Chang said,
36:07it's time to go home.
36:08I see.
36:09As soon as I put on my shoes,
36:11I turned on the switch.
36:14I thought I was in trouble.
36:15I said, Mr. Chang, good job.
36:17Did you chase him away?
36:18Yes, I did.
36:19I was in front of Mr. Chang's house.
36:24It was about 2 a.m.
36:26I said, Seiji!
36:28I said, Seiji!
36:29Mr. Chang was on the second floor.
36:31I'm sorry.
36:32I said, Seiji!
36:33A little boy came out of Mr. Chang's house.
36:36Mr. Chang's son, an elementary school student,
36:38came and said,
36:40I'll kill you!
36:44He's so kind.
36:45He said that to everyone.
36:47He said that to his son and his family.
36:49Seiji, it's an order.
36:50Did you forgive him?
36:51It's an order.
36:52He said, I'll kill you.
36:54Did you know that, Nakano?
36:56It was a long time ago.
36:58I don't know if I'll turn on the switch,
37:00but I screamed.
37:02We were drinking together.
37:03On the way back to Shinjuku,
37:04there were a lot of people
37:06who were reflective.
37:10We said,
37:11I'll kill you!
37:14Everyone was like that.
37:17I'll never lose to you!
37:20Was it a joke?
37:21It was a joke,
37:23but the situation was...
37:26I don't know if it was a fight,
37:29but in the morning,
37:30I got an email.
37:32I felt like I was in trouble.
37:36I'm waiting for the departure
37:38at a station I don't even know.
37:40Did you drink with Ken-chan?
37:42Yes, I drank with Ken-chan
37:44on the street of Shinjuku Nishiguchi.
37:49We agreed on one thing.
37:51When we were drinking,
37:52Ken-chan said, let's drink.
37:54On the street?
37:55Yes.
37:56I offered him a can of beer.
37:57We drank.
37:58Ken-chan was injured.
38:00It was a wound that could be seen even by blurring.
38:03When we were drinking,
38:04we both fell asleep.
38:06Ken-chan was sleeping in a cardboard box
38:08at Shinjuku Nishiguchi.
38:10I woke up at 10 a.m.
38:12I said, Ken-chan, let's go home.
38:14Ken-chan, who was sleeping,
38:16was bald.
38:18I woke him up and asked,
38:20why are you bald?
38:21He said,
38:22the head of the Fukushin organization
38:24cut his hair twice a year.
38:25I was glad.
38:27I said, Ken-chan, let's go home.
38:28He said, let's go home and take a bath.
38:29When I looked in the mirror,
38:30I was also bald.
38:32I was surprised.
38:33I was surprised.
38:34I was surprised.
38:37You said you were bald.
38:38I was surprised.
38:39I didn't notice it until I looked in the mirror.
38:40You knew it before you went home.
38:42I knew it.
38:43You were drunk.
38:44Was I drunk?
38:45I was drunk.
38:46I was drunk.
38:47Donatsu-kun is the type of person
38:48who drinks and gets drunk.
38:50But you have to be careful.
38:53That's right.
38:54If you are a senior,
38:55you have to drink a lot.
38:56You can't do that.
38:57That's cute.
38:58At the end of the story,
38:59I was invited to Matsumoto-san's birthday party.
39:03What did you say to Matsumoto-san?
39:05He said, let's have a big fight. I don't remember, but he said that.
39:11How was it?
39:13It was funny.
39:15I'm sorry.
39:17I'm sorry.
39:19It was funny.
39:21Daisuke, who is watching this, said, let's have a big fight!
39:27Somehow!
39:31For two years, I couldn't watch Downtown's program.
39:36I was working in downtown on Wednesday.
39:41I was wondering if there was anyone who had been working part-time for a long time.
39:46I was digging a hole.
39:49The staff asked me what I was doing.
39:51I said, I don't know.
39:53I just did what the boss told me to do.
39:55I said, I don't know what I'm doing.
39:57The staff took it to the studio.
39:59You were able to see it again.
40:01I was thinking about watching it.
40:03I was watching it.
40:05Matsumoto-san was hiding a wiper.
40:08While watching?
40:10I'm nervous.
40:12You can watch it.
40:14I rewound it.
40:16I'm nervous.
40:17I rewound it.
40:19I thought I'd watch it again.
40:22I watched it.
40:24Wait a minute.
40:26Wait a minute.
40:28Matsumoto-san laughed.
40:34I'm glad.
40:36What is it?
40:38It's a very good story.
40:40Now, let's talk about it while drinking water with Fujimon.
40:44I can't help it.
40:46No one laughs.
40:48It's not a happy ending.
40:50What kind of story are you talking about?
40:54It's a love story.
40:56When I wipe the towel, I'm in front of a girl.
41:00I told her not to wipe the towel.
41:02When you wipe your face with a wet towel,
41:04When you tell a girl not to do it,
41:06You tell her to do it in front of you.
41:08I don't understand the basics.
41:10Is it a punishment?
41:12When did you get married?
41:14When did you get married?
41:16Where?
41:18I think it was around that time.
41:20Is your partner happy now?
41:22No, that's...
41:24I don't understand.
41:26My wife told me that my husband was dead.
41:30When I heard that,
41:32My father finally told me that he was dead.
41:38He told me that he was watching the story.
41:42Since then, my father's smile has increased.
41:46I reported it to my wife.
41:50After that, I couldn't drink alcohol anymore.
41:54You seem to want to fall in love.
41:56I'm not popular at all.
41:58What about your teacher?
42:00No.
42:02Why not?
42:04He taught me a lot of things.
42:08He taught me how to use a watch.
42:12I do it with my tongue.
42:14I've never seen anyone who can do it with their tongue.
42:18Try it.
42:20I learned it from him.
42:22Do it again.
42:24I make a crying sound with my tongue.
42:32He does it in front of a woman.
42:36It's the sound of a phone call 10 minutes before karaoke.
42:44I'm not popular.
42:46You are good at it.
42:48I'm not popular.
42:50I go to the club with the wind.
42:52I don't care about that.
42:54I go to the club with the strange wind.
42:56I'm not normal.
42:58I'm a robot wind.
43:00I'm a cyborg wind.
43:02I'm a cyborg wind.
43:04I'm a cyborg wind.
43:06I'm a robot wind.
43:08I'm a cyborg wind.
43:10I came to a business hotel.
43:12I came to a business hotel.
43:14It's 00025.
43:16It's 00025.
43:18I have a controller.
43:20I have a controller.
43:22It's not connected.
43:24It's a hand.
43:26It's a hand.
43:28It's a hand.
43:30It's a hand.
43:32It's a hand.
43:34I asked him where he was from.
43:36I asked him where he was from.
43:38He said he was a robot.
43:40He said he was a robot.
43:42He said he was a robot.
43:44He said he was a robot.
43:46He said he was a robot.
43:48He said he was a robot.
43:50He said he was a robot.
43:52He said he was a robot.
43:54He said he was a robot.
43:56He said he was a robot.
43:58He said he was a robot.
44:00He said he was a robot.
44:02He said he was a robot.
44:04He said he was a robot.
44:06He said he was a robot.
44:08He said he was a robot.
44:10He says he was tweeted when a robot was talking normally.
44:16Heassador was pissed off.
44:18The robot was pissed off.
44:22The robot was pissed off.
44:24What's with the hashtag?
44:26Never talk normally!
44:28Because I'm a robot.
44:32I said I wouldn't draw.
44:34I said I wouldn't draw.
44:36Oh
45:06To say it's on my head
45:10On my head
45:13It's gotta be so you'll watch it. I should not have a date. I don't think so. Ma. I don't sound so near
45:21Okay, I'm a little tired. I'm okay
45:25It's not a job. I'm gonna
45:28Dance all my time. It's just my fever. I'm still a dog. I'm one more chance
45:36Stop it. I'm a dog