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00:00Let's introduce today's members.
00:02First of all, it's your first time participating in Jock Lock.
00:05Congratulations.
00:10Well, at the M1 Grand Prix,
00:13I announced that I would be more interesting.
00:19It's been about two weeks since then.
00:21I'll show you how interesting people will be in two weeks.
00:26That's great.
00:29It's true that people suddenly become interesting.
00:31That's right.
00:33The king of the night is...
00:36Last month, the M1 warriors who had a fierce battle gathered.
00:4210th place, Mama Tart.
00:459th place, Jock Lock.
00:48And the runner-up, Batteries.
00:52The king of the night has lost the last time, so he feels frustrated.
00:55I want to be the king of the night.
01:01I think he's going to say something.
01:05In addition, the goldfish leader, Hodo, who made the venue boil in the rematch,
01:09was warned in the first round.
01:13I've done it.
01:15I've burned everything.
01:18The king of the night, the M1 warrior,
01:22Taira Shunketsu Special.
01:25The king of the night this week,
01:28I received a message from Mr. Okura.
01:33This M1 was also interesting.
01:35Batteries was interesting.
01:38Please stay as stupid as ever.
01:42People will grow.
01:45It's stupid.
01:48Let's go.
01:50Zao, start.
01:52It's started.
01:54It's started.
01:59Heavy metal.
02:03Heavy metal.
02:09Zao,
02:11Today, you are going to sing a song.
02:13It's a gag.
02:14It's a joke.
02:15It's a one-minute talk.
02:16It's a song.
02:17It's a joke.
02:21It's started.
02:25It's started.
02:27It's started.
02:29Then,
02:31It's a one-minute talk.
02:37Why did you choose a one-minute talk?
02:40I was praised by Mr. Koyamushi.
02:44I'll show you.
02:46I see.
02:47I wanted to sit a little more.
02:51I wanted to sit a little more.
02:54The opening match of the M1 Special is...
02:56Furuichi vs. Mamataru.
02:59It's a one-minute talk.
03:06When I was in college,
03:09When the coronavirus was about to end,
03:12When the coronavirus was about to end,
03:14There was a class where you could participate in Zoom.
03:17There was a class where you could participate in Zoom.
03:20People who participated remotely had a big monitor in the back of the classroom.
03:25People who participated remotely had a big monitor in the back of the classroom.
03:28I didn't have any friends.
03:31I thought everyone would take classes remotely at home.
03:36I thought everyone would take classes remotely at home.
03:43Everyone except me took classes in the classroom.
03:46My house was reflected on the big monitor.
03:51I felt like I was the host of a death game.
03:56That's great.
03:57That's great.
03:58That's great.
04:01I'll show you.
04:03I'll show you.
04:05I'll show you.
04:06I'll show you.
04:08When I got home the other day, I wanted to pee.
04:12When I got home the other day, I wanted to pee.
04:14I thought I was gonna make it.
04:16But when I got in the doorway, I wanted to get off my pants in front of the toilet.
04:20But I got caught and couldn't get off my pants.
04:22Everything was ruined.
04:24I had to pee in front of the toilet.
04:27I felt so ashamed.
04:29I peed in front of the door.
04:36This is the first time I felt my house was tilting.
04:38This is the first time I felt my house was tilting.
04:40This is the first time I felt my house was tilting.
04:42You're the one who turned your back on me!
04:45You're the one who turned your back on me!
04:47Wait, wait, wait!
04:49Which one is it?
04:51This one!
04:53The winner is the judge!
04:56I didn't expect this to be the end.
05:02The second round was lost to the goldfish boss, Furuichi.
05:05Tanoue, who also fought in the M-1 rematch, says...
05:12I'll go with Dogeza.
05:16Tanoue, why did you choose Dogeza for your first appearance?
05:20It's a life full of apologizing.
05:23That's right.
05:26For example, Tanoue is apologizing to Dogeza for his past mistakes.
05:36Let's start with Tanoue's Dogeza.
05:46Dad, Mom, I was born as the eldest son of the Tanoe family.
05:51I failed in my middle school entrance exam, my high school entrance exam, my university entrance exam,
05:56and I was suspended from university five times.
05:59I didn't even get to be on the NHC, and I got fired.
06:02I failed twice. I'm sorry!
06:05You're really crazy!
06:07It's true! He's the only one who said it!
06:10He has a lot to apologize for!
06:12Amazing!
06:14Do it at home!
06:16Now, please.
06:18Dogeza desu, dozo!
06:26Suu nen mae, Osaka de kusa yakyuu wo shiteita toki,
06:29Aite team ga, Satomi Masato shishou ga pitcher no team ga arimashita.
06:34Satomi Masato shishou kara, san to shite suimasen deshita.
06:46Kusa yakyuu de!
06:49Shousha wa, senkou koukou dochi?
06:51Zoro!
07:11Hotel de baito shiteita toki,
07:13Ohei na taido toraretara,
07:15Manshitsu to kuso tsuitemashita.
07:16Suimasen deshita!
07:35Ototoshi no M-1 Grand Prix haisha fukkatsu sen de,
07:39Aikata ga entry shiru wo hahi wasurete deta,
07:42Koto wo kekko ijitteta desu ga,
07:44Ano toki, boku mo chakku zenkai deshita. Suimasen deshita!
08:14Aikata ga entry shiru wo hahi wasurete deta,
08:16Koto wo kekko ijitteta desu ga,
08:18Ano toki, boku mo chakku zenkai deshita. Suimasen deshita!
08:45Nai koto desu ne.
08:46Sa, Ace, sore kikite iikagai deshou ka?
08:48Iyaa, boku wa monoboke dake de chikai na, omae.
08:53Sorry.
08:56M-1 Jun-Yuusho no Ace ga honjitsu hatsutouban,
08:59Kingyo Bancho Minowa to Monoboke Taiketsu.
09:12Sa, sore dewa saeru deshou.
09:14Minowa no Monoboke desu. Dozo.
09:17Sa, sore dewa saeru deshou.
09:19Minowa no Monoboke desu. Dozo.
09:23Maa, tashikani,
09:25Ore ga migite wo tsukaeba,
09:27Kimi wo yonjuppun mo mataseru koto wa nakatta yo.
09:36Honnani jikan ga kagaru koto dake.
09:38Ii desu ne.
09:39Subarashii.
09:47Jun-Yuusho no Ace no Monoboke desu. Dozo.
09:59Sore, kocchi rokujukko kudasai.
10:03Nani ga?
10:07Sa, shousha wa senkou gogo dochi?
10:11Senkou.
10:13Yosho!
10:14Sa, shinzaiten ga natte desu.
10:16Iya, nanka are demo yonjuppun matte kureru josei mo nanka ii hito desu yo.
10:23Sa, Ace ga yamurete shimaremashita. Ikawa deshou?
10:27Kakkoii kara to iu ryuu de, kore wo toranakatta yokatta desu!
10:31Sou iu no desu.
10:37M-1 Jun-Yuusho no Batteries ga kombi de haitai shite, yonkaisen.
10:42Hachi-Sansen no Jock Rock Fukumoto wa tatoeba hono o ta no ue wo shimei shi,
10:47Gyagu toiketsu e.
10:52Maesetsu Keisatsu.
10:55Keisatsu da!
10:56Kono kenjuu no osoroshisa wo shitteru kata wa, te wo akete kudasai!
11:06Hikouki de, kono naka ni oisha-san wa irasshaimasen ka to iwarete,
11:10Ekonomii kurasu ni notteru issha no te no agekata.
11:21Sonna hazukashii koto de nai yo!
11:25Kekka wa Jock Rock Fukumoto ga mochi-aji no seireu wo ikashite migoto shouri!
11:34Sa, dondon maimashou! Music start!
11:40KINGYO BANCHO MINOWA
11:47Ah, that's really...
11:48Wa, chotto matte kore...
11:50Ara?
11:53Chotto moshikekinai.
11:54Minowa-san, are you okay?
11:55Minowa-san, are you okay?
11:56Aite-danshiki wa shuwarazu.
11:58Minowa-san, are you okay?
11:59Ehh, waa, doushiyou?
12:01Himan-san to Oogiri de.
12:07KINGYO BANCHO MINOWA
12:08Eisu ni tsuzuki Otsuru Himan mo uchi-yabureru ka?
12:11Oogiri taiketsu! Odai wa!
12:16Wada Akiko, Doremi no uta tte donna no?
12:19Sa, o kangai kudasai, douzo!
12:22Mochirono ne, dore ka hitotsu no onkai demo ii desu.
12:25Ah, naruhodo.
12:26Zenbu demo ii desu.
12:28Sa, dewa mairimashou.
12:30Mazu wa senkou Minowa no Oogiri desu.
12:32Todo!
12:33Wada Akiko, Doremi no uta tte donna no?
12:37Do wa do. Re wa re. Mi wa mi.
12:42Nanben yutara wakannen, Katsumata!
12:49Sa, taishimasu. Otsuru Himan no Oogiri desu.
12:52Todo!
12:53Wada Akiko, Doremi no uta tte donna no?
12:56Donna no?
12:57Do wa.
12:59Dotsuku dake dato hito wa tsuite kouhen no yo.
13:04Chanto wakatte annen da.
13:07Sa, shousha wa senkou koukou dochi?
13:10Koukou.
13:15Demo kore yato, dotsuki wa surun yo.
13:20Minowa mo yokattan desu kedo.
13:22Arigatou gozaimashita.
13:23Kokkara futsui ni boku dake waipu de chotto nuite hoshii desu ne.
13:27Zutto waipu de sumikko ni utsushite hoshii desu.
13:29Sore wa chotto yatte naindesu yo.
13:31Sumimasen, chotto. Gomenasai, ima.
13:33Ah, chotto ima monogokoro tsukimashita.
13:35Konto sumimasen desu.
13:36Kore monogokoro datta no?
13:38Monogokoro nante yatte nai.
13:40Monogokoro ima tsuita.
13:42Yabai koto yutteta. Sumimasen.
13:47Kingyo Banchou Minowa no Monogokoro ga Tsuite Rokkaisen.
13:53Tsutsuware nakatta Otsuruhiman wa...
13:55Hatsuansen to naru Tatoeba Hono Taki no Oshime!
14:02Otsuruhiman VS Pocchari Taki no Jyuryo-kyu M-1 Senshi ga Butsukariya!
14:08Oogiri Taiketsu!
14:12Hensachi-san no Aho-Aho Fudo-san, Aho-Man Shop no Tokuchou to wa...
14:16O kangai kudasai, douzo!
14:22Nanka orthodoxu de ii odai desu ne.
14:30Aho-Man Shop no kata ja nai desu ka?
14:32Boku ja nai desu.
14:35Saa, sore dewa maimashou.
14:37Mazuwa senkou Otsuruhiman no Oogiri desu. Douzo!
14:41Hensachi-san no Aho-Aho Fudo-san, Aho-Man Shop no Tokuchou to wa...
14:46Mado no sotogawa deyanaku, uchigawa ni mukete madori wo keisai shiteru.
14:53Saa, taisho desu.
14:55Koukou Taki no Oogiri desu. Douzo!
14:58Hensachi-san no Aho-Aho Fudo-san, Aho-Man Shop no Tokuchou to wa...
15:031D KO, ichi Donkey Kong to omotteiru.
15:08Saa, aho desu ne. Ryousha aho desu ga.
15:11Saa, shousha wa senkou koukou dochi?
15:14Senkou!
15:16Kajima-san!
15:18Kajima-san!
15:23So, Ace, how was it?
15:25Well, there are a lot of interesting people, so it's a good world.
15:31You're too stupid.
15:33So, let's start the music.
15:37So, here...
15:41It's a battle between Momotaruto and Jock Rock.
15:46I'm going to cry.
15:47It's amazing.
15:53I'm sorry.
15:55I've seen it before.
16:01Jock Rock and his partner are sitting.
16:04Of course.
16:05Did you come here to copy me?
16:11He's gotten worse since two weeks ago.
16:14He's clearly growing.
16:16Let's do it.
16:18Let's do it.
16:20Yujiro, who has been growing since the final of M-1, will play for the first time.
16:24Today, he will play with Otsuruhikiman, who is winning in a row.
16:32Giant, who bullied me too much.
16:34I grew. I grew. I grew. I grew.
16:37I grew. I grew. I grew.
16:40I grew. I grew. I grew.
16:43I grew.
16:49I can't get any closer.
16:53I'm too scared to play.
16:56I will play.
16:57This is Yujiro's impersonation.
17:01The feeling when the scene changes in the drama.
17:09B-class gourmet grand prix.
17:11Yabari.
17:17Who will be the winner?
17:20Yabari.
17:24He's winning a lot.
17:26He's winning a lot.
17:27Now, Yujiro.
17:28People can't be funny for two weeks.
17:31They can.
17:36These three people won the semi-final.
17:40Now, there are two people left.
17:43Iwara will not fight.
17:45If I don't fight in the next match,
17:48I will be able to reenact the final of Wakita and I,
17:53which recorded the highest viewing rate in December of 2024.
17:57Did that happen?
17:59Did that happen?
18:00Yes, that's right.
18:03I often talk about the past Zao, but I don't remember much.
18:08That's true.
18:10Two years ago, Yasuko shot me in the legendary meeting.
18:14There is no video.
18:16Really?
18:17Let's go.
18:18Music start.
18:32Iwara will fight for the first time.
18:35Who will fight first?
18:44It's a song.
18:46Are you kidding me?
18:48Mamatart will fight in the final.
18:50The final will be a battle between Jockrock and Mamatart.
18:54Wait a minute.
18:55I'm free.
18:57After this, Mamatart will fight.
19:00Who will be the winner?
19:06March 11th, Zao Budokan Live.
19:09I will never go against you.
19:11The strongest players in the world will participate.
19:17Check the official website.
19:19See you under the onion.
19:25M-1 finalist Mamatart will sing a song.
19:28I will add lyrics to the song.
19:35Mamatart will sing a song.
19:40Mamatart will fight in the final.
19:45The final will be a battle between Jockrock and Mamatart.
19:51She is a woman.
19:53She is funnier than before.
19:55In a short time.
19:57Let's start.
19:59Iwara will sing a song.
20:05There is a reason why my computer is more popular than Joro.
20:21I don't think so.
20:23There are many reasons.
20:25It's a one-time thing.
20:28Let's start.
20:30Iwara will sing a song.
20:35It's a course necessary to wash my body.
20:51Who will be the winner?
20:54The winner is Zao Budokan.
21:01If Mamatart is Zao Budokan.
21:03It's a wonderful thing.
21:05I entrust everything to him.
21:07Thank you very much.
21:13M-1 special.
21:15The final stage is Fukumoto.
21:18Fukumoto is the winner.
21:20How do you feel?
21:23He is a senior comedian.
21:27I met him when I was a high school student.
21:32He is Gappa Land.
21:34I'm Midnight Queen.
21:36I'm the winner of the final stage.
21:38That's great.
21:41Two people are the best.
21:45Midnight Queen is the winner.
21:51Who will be the winner of the final stage?
21:57March 11th, Zao Budokan live.
22:01The strongest players in history will participate.
22:07Check the official website.
22:09See you under the onion.
22:15Who will sit at the top of the M-1 warriors?
22:19The final match of Fukumoto vs. Mamatart.
22:25Who will sit at the top of the M-1 warriors?
22:28Hey, my friend.
22:31Don't call a comedian who is working a part-time job as a wedding gift.
22:38Why? We are friends.
22:40I can't pay you.
22:43It's a matter of money.
22:45Let's start.
22:47Mamatart vs. Hiwara.
22:49Please.
22:50Who will sit at the top of the M-1 warriors?
22:53When I made a mistake in the M-1,
22:57I was told that I made a mistake.
22:59After that,
23:01I was told that I made a mistake.
23:03I was told that I made a mistake.
23:05I was told that I made a mistake.
23:10Who will sit at the top of the M-1 warriors?
23:15Hiwara.
23:18Mamatart vs. Hiwara.
23:20Congratulations.
23:26How do you feel now?
23:28Two years ago,
23:30Yasuko told me that I was strong.
23:32Yasuko told me that I was strong.
23:34I was killed instantly.
23:36I was killed instantly.
23:38I think it was terrible.
23:40I think it was terrible.
23:42I finally recovered.
23:44Let's ask him.
23:46Yujiro.
23:47How do you feel?
23:49Fukumoto.
23:53Let's have more fun.
23:56Five more years.
23:58Five more years.
24:01It's hard to laugh.
24:04March 11th.
24:06Zao Budokan Live.
24:08He is the champion.
24:09He is the champion.
24:11He is the champion.
24:13He is the champion.
24:15He is the champion.
24:17Official homepage.