ぴったり にちようチャップリン 2025年1月11日 2025年の笑い初め！人気者が勢揃い大新年会
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00:00Teletubbies
00:02This year, we're going to make a difference for the Snake City!
00:06Chaplin's New Year's Party 2025!
00:14Now, it's time for the second half.
00:17That was fast.
00:18This is fun.
00:20It's the best.
00:21I want to drink sake.
00:23You can't drink it.
00:24You want to drink sake, don't you?
00:26I don't want to see you like that.
00:28You want to drink sake, don't you?
00:31The second half of the New Year's Party is the most fun in Japan.
00:36Who will be the top batter?
00:38As always, we're going to use poison.
00:42Chaplin's Poisonous Snake, WESTLAND!
00:46Let's go, Chaplin! Chaplin! Oh, Chaplin!
00:52Hello!
00:56I'm WESTLAND. Nice to meet you.
00:58Thank you very much.
01:00Let's do our best.
01:01I know it's sudden, but I'm thinking of starting a new hobby.
01:05Do your best at work.
01:08I haven't done anything.
01:10I've lost my motivation.
01:13Why are you laughing?
01:14If you find a hobby, do your best at work.
01:16Sometimes you need to take a break.
01:18You're always taking a break.
01:20You always have a chance.
01:22What's your new hobby?
01:24I want to play golf.
01:25Golf?
01:26You can't.
01:27Why? I'm free.
01:29You can't play golf.
01:31Why?
01:32Golf is a hobby that only successful people can do.
01:37It's a hobby that only successful people can do.
01:45It's a hobby that only people like you can do.
01:49Only successful people can do it.
01:51Only unsuccessful people can't do it.
01:52There are people who can't do it.
01:54But they're ashamed.
01:56That's not true.
01:57People around you are ashamed.
01:59They're playing golf even though they're not successful.
02:01They're ashamed.
02:02That's not true.
02:03Oh, it's a bunker.
02:04Life is always a bunker.
02:06That person can't get out.
02:08Life is always a bunker.
02:10Yes! I'm a par!
02:12You're a par.
02:14That's how people see me.
02:16Is there anything else?
02:17How about a horse?
02:18Only successful people can ride a horse.
02:20There's no way a person like you can ride a horse.
02:23That's a lie.
02:24The scenery is different from usual.
02:26It's healing.
02:27That's not true.
02:28You don't have to be healed.
02:29You'll be broken if you're laughed at by a horse.
02:31You'll be laughed at by a horse.
02:32Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee!
02:36Hee! Hee! Hee!
02:38Do you watch Mnet?
02:39I watch it on TV.
02:41I watch Mnet.
02:42Hee! Hee! Hee!
02:44Hee!
02:45The person who rides a taxi.
02:46The person who rides a taxi.
02:48Hee! Hee!
02:49The person who rides a taxi.
02:50It's going to come up to me.
02:52Horse...
02:54What are you doing?
02:55You're bothering me.
02:57Why are you the only person who hasn't been licked?
03:00Don't say it like that.
03:02Last year, a lot of people got fired.
03:04You're doing worse than Fuma-chan.
03:11What do you mean, no one got fired?
03:13Anyway, it's a hobby that only successful people can do.
03:16It's a hobby that only successful people can do.
03:19How about darts?
03:20Darts is a boring hobby for humans.
03:22I've never done it.
03:23If you do that, everyone will be bored.
03:25Darts is a hobby that only cool guys do to look cool.
03:28I've never done it.
03:29It's a hobby that only successful people do to look cool.
03:33It's a hobby that only successful people do to look cool.
03:37It's not that.
03:38As good as you are, you're not cool.
03:43This part is not cool.
03:46This part is not cool.
03:51This part is not cool.
03:53As cool as you are, you're not cool.
03:55I don't think so.
03:56You don't have to put in the effort, you know?
04:00If you don't need practice, how about eating out?
04:02Eating out is not a hobby!
04:04What's that? Everyone eats and walks.
04:06You're just trying to hide your laziness as a hobby.
04:08I'm hungry. Let's eat yakiniku.
04:10What kind of hobby is that?
04:12It's not a hobby or anything.
04:14How about bonsai?
04:16Bonsai is a hobby for the elderly.
04:18It's a hobby for people who want to appeal to the elderly.
04:20If you do that, you won't be able to go to school.
04:22You don't know anything.
04:24You should have been a senior.
04:26I don't know anything!
04:28I'm just saying what someone says.
04:30I don't have a seniority.
04:32I don't have my own opinion.
04:34You're getting too passionate.
04:36Anyway, that's the problem.
04:38I'll make it a manzai.
04:40It's not a manzai hobby.
04:42Thank you very much.
04:44Mr. Daigo, how was it?
04:46When Konozo came out,
04:48I tried to stand on the left side of the entrance.
04:50I saw that, too.
04:52You're right.
04:54I was about to make a mistake.
04:56I've been doing it for 17 years,
04:58but I still don't know.
05:00The worst thing is that
05:02there's a time when Kamishimo comes out.
05:04It's like this.
05:06I remember.
05:08It's definitely like this.
05:10It's been a while since I've done it,
05:12so I'm nervous.
05:14I was about to stand here.
05:16I can't speak.
05:18Why are you wearing a watch?
05:20Why are you wearing a watch?
05:24He's poisoned by a lot of people,
05:26including golf and darts.
05:28If it was a different story,
05:30people who play darts would be a little mad.
05:34From the famous story
05:36that created 2024,
05:38we have a natural actor.
05:40Please watch it together.
05:50Hello!
05:53I'm Matilda. Nice to meet you.
05:55Nice to meet you, too.
05:57My name is Ohtoni.
05:59And I'm Anthony, half-Japanese and half-American.
06:03Nice to meet you.
06:04Nice to meet you, too.
06:05Nice to meet you, too.
06:07Anthony's name is Ohtoni.
06:09You look like a Japanese.
06:11That's right.
06:12When I was in middle school, my English was terrible.
06:15I can't speak English at all.
06:17I was shocked.
06:19I came up with a quiz today.
06:22Can you answer the quiz?
06:24Answer the quiz?
06:26Yes, please.
06:27First question.
06:28Who is this person?
06:30It's a quiz to find out who this person is.
06:33This person was in the 5th grade of elementary school.
06:35He was 176 cm tall and weighed 85 kg.
06:38Big.
06:39Because of his rapid growth, he couldn't use a land service.
06:41He studied at a carry bag every day.
06:43Who is this person?
06:44Me.
06:45Correct!
06:46What is this quiz?
06:48What did his mother say when she saw him studying at a carry bag every day?
06:52You look like you're on your first day at home.
06:55Correct!
06:56Don't talk to me when my mother teases me for the first time.
07:00That's great.
07:01Wait a minute.
07:02It doesn't make sense to give me a quiz.
07:06There are many kinds of quizzes.
07:07There are many.
07:08Don't worry.
07:09Second question.
07:10Me again?
07:11What was the name of the first person you fell in love with in elementary school?
07:14Kana-chan.
07:15What was the name of the factory that Kana-chan took because she thought it was cool?
07:18I went to elementary school with a pair of teardrop sunglasses.
07:21What was the name of the nickname Kana-chan gave to Antony?
07:24Giant beetle girl.
07:26Correct!
07:28My favorite girl gave me the nickname Giant beetle girl.
07:31I'm jealous.
07:32Jealous?
07:33Let's move on.
07:34Third question.
07:35What did Antony start because he wasn't popular in high school?
07:37Diet.
07:38What did Antony do on the third day of his diet?
07:41He collapsed in front of Itabashi station.
07:43What was the rumor that spread in the city when Antony collapsed?
07:46A black man was shot.
07:48Correct!
07:50How long are you going to do this quiz?
07:52Let's move on to the last quiz.
07:53What does Antony want to say to Antony?
07:55That's enough.
07:56Correct!
07:57Thank you very much.
08:02Hello!
08:07Nice to meet you.
08:08I'm Takosu and Ebi-chan.
08:09Hello.
08:10I'm Baby Marimari.
08:11Nice to meet you.
08:12Nice to meet you.
08:13Thank you very much.
08:15Nice to meet you.
08:16I'm going to sing at your sister's wedding.
08:20You're going to sing?
08:21Yes, I am.
08:22I'm worried if it will be popular.
08:24That's okay.
08:25Really?
08:26If you sing with all your heart, it will definitely be popular.
08:29That's okay.
08:30But I'm a little nervous.
08:31If you want to practice, can I sing here?
08:34That's okay.
08:35Can I? Thank you.
08:36Please sing.
08:37I'm sorry.
08:39The last kiss is tobacco flavor.
08:45It has a bitter and sad scent.
08:50It's really good.
08:51You don't have to worry about anything.
08:53Where are you by tomorrow?
09:00Who are you thinking of?
09:08I'm sorry.
09:15Wait a minute.
09:18What's wrong?
09:19I was surprised.
09:20What?
09:21Your heart's speed was off.
09:23Will it be popular?
09:25I don't think so.
09:26You just said it would be popular if you sing with all your heart.
09:29It's a little different.
09:30What?
09:31It will be popular.
09:34What?
09:35What are you talking about?
09:37I'm not talking about getting excited.
09:39What do you mean getting excited?
09:41I don't know what you're talking about.
09:43Ebi-chan's first love was erotic.
09:45Am I erotic?
09:47It was erotic.
09:49I did it again.
09:51It's the second time.
09:53It's embarrassing.
09:55It's too erotic.
09:57I want to sing it properly.
09:59Can you skip the erotic part?
10:01Skip the erotic part?
10:03I think I can sing it properly.
10:05Wait a minute.
10:07I'll skip the erotic part.
10:09I heard it, but I don't understand.
10:11What do you mean skip the erotic part?
10:17I see.
10:19This is skipping the erotic part.
10:21It doesn't make a sound, does it?
10:25What is the name of this time?
10:27Does anyone know?
10:33The color of my eyes has changed.
10:35The color of my eyes has changed.
10:37Ebi-chan, you skipped all the erotic parts.
10:39You can do it.
10:41I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
10:43Ebi-chan's first love.
10:45Tomorrow.
10:47It's erotic.
10:49It's erotic.
10:51What is it?
10:53I want to see you at a different time.
10:55It's erotic.
10:57Is this okay for the wedding?
10:59Don't sing a love song.
11:01Thank you very much.
11:05Thank you for your hard work.
11:07Thank you very much.
11:09How was it, Nobu-san?
11:11Ohtoni's hairstyle is good.
11:13His hairstyle is good.
11:15He looks like he's going to be a good doctor.
11:17He looks like he's going to be a good doctor.
11:19In the beauty salon,
11:21I said I wanted him to look like Masaki Suda's younger brother.
11:23I said I wanted him to look like Masaki Suda's younger brother.
11:25He turned out to be Hiroki Matsukata's son.
11:27He turned out to be Hiroki Matsukata's son.
11:29I understand.
11:31Was there something difficult while filming?
11:33I thought it was a prank at first.
11:35I thought it was a prank at first.
11:37There were about 150 netflix adults on the day of the shooting.
11:39There were about 150 netflix adults on the day of the shooting.
11:41I thought this wasn't a prank.
11:43I only put in half of the script.
11:45I thought this wasn't a prank.
11:47I remembered it in the bathroom.
11:49I remembered it in the bathroom.
11:51Mr. Uchimura, how was it?
11:53I've seen the whole drama.
11:55I'm glad you're happy.
11:57Yes, that's right.
11:59Oh, it was you.
12:01I'm really impressed.
12:03But I didn't expect the story to be so erotic.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07You have a very good reaction when you make a nasty voice.
12:11Oh, really?
12:12You look like you're going to be in a lot of pranks.
12:17I just naturally entrusted myself to it.
12:22You have a relationship, but you don't date.
12:26I don't have a relationship.
12:32King of Contest, the strongest contest city that has advanced to the finals for five consecutive years.
12:36The goal for 2025 is to advance to the finals.
12:40President of Japan.
12:48Hello.
12:50I'm the president of Japan.
12:52Nice to meet you.
12:55I'm going to be on the grass baseball team from this year.
12:59But I'm a little worried, so I'd like you to practice with me.
13:02I'm a baseball player.
13:05I'll have you play the pitcher.
13:07I'm a pitcher.
13:08I'll be the runner.
13:09Runner?
13:10That's unusual.
13:11Not a batter?
13:12Runner.
13:13Why?
13:14I want to be a pitcher.
13:15That's unusual.
13:16That's right.
13:17You want to be a pitcher?
13:18No, I can't.
13:19I can't be a pitcher.
13:21It's a grass baseball level.
13:24Really?
13:25I think you can do it if you have a good start.
13:28I'll practice the start.
13:29Yes.
13:30I'll do it.
13:51I can't.
13:59You're shaking a lot.
14:01You're shaking a lot.
14:03You can't do it.
14:04It's hard.
14:05I'll do it again.
14:06Really?
14:07Is there a reason?
14:22You're slow.
14:23Your feet are slow.
14:24Out.
14:25Out.
14:26Out.
14:27I'll do it again.
14:28What?
14:29I'll do it again.
14:38You're stealing my habit.
14:40You're stealing my habit.
14:42What?
14:43You're stealing my habit.
14:45What?
14:46You're stealing my habit.
14:48What?
14:49You're stealing my habit.
14:50What?
14:51It's hard.
14:52I'll do it again.
14:53Really?
14:54Is there a reason?
15:01What?
15:03Where is it?
15:04Where is it?
15:12You're stealing my habit.
15:14You're stealing my habit.
15:15You're stealing my habit.
15:16When did you steal my habit?
15:18I didn't steal it.
15:19You're amazing.
15:20It's hard.
15:21I want you to do a double or a triple.
15:24A double?
15:25A double or a triple.
15:26I don't do a double or a triple.
15:27I'm a professional.
15:28Please.
15:29What?
15:30I'll do a double.
15:49You're stealing my habit.
15:51You're stealing my habit.
15:53You're stealing my habit.
15:54What?
15:55You're stealing my habit.
15:56Can you do it again?
15:59What do you mean?
16:00I'm frustrated.
16:01Can you steal my habit?
16:02What?
16:03Please.
16:04Just once.
16:05Okay.
16:19That was too quick.
16:21Thank you very much.
16:28Mr. Itoda, how was it?
16:30It was great.
16:31I was going to steal it, but I couldn't.
16:35You were going to steal it.
16:36I was going to steal it.
16:37Mr. Nippon did a great job last year.
16:40It may be a rumor, but Mr. Uchimura praised me for the King of Conte.
16:48It was the best.
16:49Really?
16:50I'm glad.
16:51Thank you very much.
16:53I laughed out loud.
16:55Really?
16:56Please give me an award.
16:58You're right.
16:59Thank you very much.
17:02Mr. Chaplin, who came here again this year.
17:04He can make you laugh in a minute.
17:06Randy Sakano.
17:17Thank you for coming in 2025.
17:20Thank you so much.
17:23Hello.
17:25Long time no see.
17:32I'm Randy, the monster of Reiwa.
17:35Thank you so much.
17:37A man came to me and asked me to be his student.
17:43He thought I was funny, so I made him my student.
17:48I gave him some advice.
17:51Then I couldn't get in touch with him.
17:57Catch!
17:59Catch!
18:05It's going well so far.
18:08Thank you so much.
18:11Randy.
18:13Getsu was popular in 2003.
18:17It's been 22 years since then.
18:20Thanks to Getsu's hit, I got a lot of attention.
18:25When I come to a place like this,
18:27there are always chief manager,
18:30site manager,
18:31make-up artist,
18:32stylist,
18:33and four people.
18:35Now, I come alone and go home alone.
18:40Botch and turn!
18:46That's all, Randy.
18:48The story is over.
18:49It was Getsu Dandy.
18:54Getsu Dandy
18:57Thank you, Randy.
18:59How was it, Uchimura?
19:01I'm getting shorter and shorter.
19:04When I checked the clock,
19:06it was 1 minute and 35 seconds.
19:08That's a long time.
19:13Let's shake hands.
19:17Let's be happy and dandy this year.
19:22Yo!
19:23Getsu!
19:26That's all for Japri's New Year's Party 2025.
19:31Thank you very much.