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00:13Come on!
00:17Fancy We can do it
00:20It's free
00:30Yes, there are a lot of women.
00:32Yes, there are a lot of women.
00:34That's the effect of Lily, isn't it?
00:36No, no, no.
00:37There are a lot of men now.
00:39Even Dematch is an old man.
00:42Dematch, too.
00:43Really.
00:44I'm on tour now.
00:46Dematch is almost an old man.
00:48I usually talk about Dematch and myself.
00:50I'm usually a virgin.
00:54You can tell when you see a virgin.
00:56Yes, I can.
00:57And I have a choir of virgins.
01:03What do you mean, a choir of virgins?
01:05I think the most beautiful voice I can make is a virgin's.
01:09There's something about it.
01:11What do you mean?
01:12I applied on the radio.
01:14The director and the host called me and gave me a lot of advice.
01:20So?
01:21So I made a choir.
01:22How did they like it?
01:23Was it a good voice?
01:24I don't know.
01:25It's a unique voice.
01:28It's not a good or bad voice.
01:30The frequency is different.
01:32I feel like I'm talking to a dolphin with that voice.
01:35It has a channeling effect.
01:37It depends on how many virgins you have.
01:39It depends on the virgins, too.
01:41If you have 19 or 20 virgins, you won't have a bad voice.
01:47There are 10 virgins, but the leader has 38.
01:52He's a veteran virgin.
01:54Our choir has very strict rules.
01:57You can't even kiss.
02:00Stop it.
02:02That's weird.
02:04I didn't become a virgin because I wanted to.
02:07I had no choice but to become a virgin.
02:10I'll bring you to Oboe next time.
02:12Please listen to the song once.
02:14It's moving.
02:16There are a lot of virgins in Oboe.
02:21There are people who lie, too.
02:23I judge them in detail.
02:25How do you know they're virgins?
02:30There are people who lie.
02:32There are people who do too much on their own and don't become virgins.
02:37I'm sure you're saying that.
02:39I'm sorry.
02:41You don't like it, do you?
02:43I'm hitting the string here.
02:47You shouldn't say that in this era.
02:50I feel like I'm talking to only the people here.
03:02It's being broadcast, so many people say,
03:06That's right.
03:08I thought no one was watching.
03:11I was surprised to see that.
03:13There are a lot of people watching.
03:15I should have been careful not to let anyone see it.
03:20I was told.
03:22I was told,
03:26If I were told, I'd have to think about it.
03:32I'm trying to think about it.
03:34That's the kind of person I am.
03:36I'll tell you.
03:38I'll tell you what I shouldn't say.
03:42What kind of person do you like?
03:46I've always liked Yuka as a talent.
03:49I'm the same.
03:51That's the only thing in common.
03:55When I say I like Yuka,
03:58I feel like we're in the same boat.
04:00That's right.
04:02I can't ask Yuka alone.
04:08I know her husband.
04:11I got a wrong call the other day.
04:14Her husband, Aoki.
04:16Is it true that you're married?
04:21You know that, don't you?
04:23The Internet is full of lies.
04:25Yuka is a lovely person.
04:27She has a good personality.
04:29She has a child.
04:31Again, again.
04:33I believe in the Internet right away.
04:36She's pregnant.
04:38I'm telling you the truth.
04:40She's definitely pregnant.
04:42In that sense, the type of woman I like is the same.
04:45It's the same.
04:46I'm glad to hear that.
04:48When we're talking about it,
04:50I feel like we're still living in the same boat.
04:54Tsurube-san, what do you feel when you're in the same boat?
04:58I don't know if it's a boy's feeling, but...
05:01I'm sorry, but the first thing I felt when I was in the same boat...
05:04This is a question from this person.
05:07The first thing I did was the bamboo stick.
05:12I climbed the bamboo stick and did it all the time.
05:16Did I ask you that?
05:19No, no.
05:21I don't know if it's a boy's feeling or not.
05:24I was still in elementary school.
05:27It's like a story of someone who became great in China after that.
05:30He rubbed the bamboo stick and woke up.
05:32No, no.
05:33I got off the bamboo stick and got up.
05:36It's a climbing stick.
05:38At the end, when I got home,
05:40the flow of Dobolzak...
05:42It's too late to talk about Dobolzak.
05:45It's impossible to talk about it academically.
05:47After the story of rubbing with a bamboo stick.
05:49Even if I was told to go home early,
05:51I was doing this all the time.
05:53That was the first time.
05:55So there was such a development.
05:57Yes, there was.
05:59I remember it now, but that's right.
06:01What are you looking at?
06:03I was in kindergarten all the time.
06:06The growth of life was very slow.
06:10I was in the baseball club when I was in junior high school.
06:14There was a senior who came to practice even though he had retired.
06:19No, no.
06:21I love my club.
06:25People like that usually gather in the club room.
06:28Are you guys doing it yourself?
06:31Raise your hand if you haven't done it.
06:33I was the only one.
06:35I haven't done it.
06:36Then I was scolded by that senior.
06:38How many places do you go to?
06:40Even though it's a baseball club.
06:43I was told to come today.
06:45I was told to report tomorrow.
06:48But I didn't know how to do it.
06:50I didn't know how to do it.
06:52At that time, Shinji Tanimura was doing it with Hiromi Bama.
06:58There was a corner like a genius host.
07:01At that time, there was a trend that a 15-year-old boy was a vanguard.
07:07It's a lively thing to go up and down the river.
07:11What I remember is that I went up and down the river.
07:15That's what I remember.
07:18You're being stubborn.
07:21I haven't asked for it since I was a bamboo.
07:26But men are cute.
07:30Also, Tsurumi-san.
07:35You're a veteran and you're working so hard.
07:38I haven't forgotten that glittering feeling.
07:42Before that, there was a movie called Tospo.
07:45Takeshi-san was doing a lot of movie shows by himself.
07:50In Tokyo Sports.
07:52Tsurumi-san got a performance show from Takeshi-san.
07:58I got a show in a movie that was coming out.
08:00We received an award ceremony on the same stage.
08:02After that, we met at a hotel in Shinagawa.
08:06I was making something to eat when I got home.
08:11I got a call from the director.
08:13What are you doing?
08:15I'm making something to eat.
08:17It's been a long time.
08:19It's been a long time since I've had a show like this from Takeshi-san.
08:24I'm at a Chinese restaurant near the venue.
08:27I have to come and say cheers.
08:30He was so happy.
08:32I'm glad.
08:34I don't know how happy I am to get an award from you and Takeshi-san.
08:38It's the same.
08:40Usually, it's hard to get an award.
08:44You can't say that.
08:46I was so happy.
08:48I was so happy.
08:50I got an award on the same day.
08:53He talked so hard.
08:55I thought he didn't lose his freshness.
08:58I haven't said it since then.
09:00It was my second award.
09:05Why?
09:07It's the first time for Madabu-kun.
09:09Wait a minute.
09:10I haven't said it for a long time.
09:13I'm so angry.
09:14Why did you say it?
09:15It's the first time for me, too.
09:19Why did you say it?
09:21I just remembered it.
09:23I'm so angry.
09:25I have to say it someday.
09:27I want to have a sparkling show.
09:29I have to say it someday.
09:31I've already said what I have to say.
09:34I'm so shocked.
09:36I have a picture of my house.
09:39I put it on display at the show.
09:43I don't put it on display that much.
09:45I put it on display.
09:47I'm so happy that Takeshi-san acknowledges me.
09:51I'm so happy that the same entertainer acknowledges me.
09:58You look so happy.
10:00I'm so happy.
10:02It's the second time.
10:04It's the second time.
10:06It's the second time.
10:08I'm so excited that I can't say it.
10:11Why didn't you say it?
10:12I said it twice.
10:15I don't want to be that kind of person.
10:17Wait a minute.
10:18You said it twice.
10:20It's not like that.
10:22I'm so happy today.
10:24Is that so?
10:25Yes.
10:26It's the second time.
10:28It's the second time.
10:31I'm so excited.
10:32I'm happy no matter how many times I get it.
10:35It's amazing that you get it twice.
10:37It's amazing.
10:38I was so happy.
10:39At that time, there was a speech.
10:43I think Nagashima-san was there.
10:45I think Nagashima-san was there.
10:47Nagashima-san said,
10:49Tsuruya, you shouldn't do weird things.
10:52Nagashima-san is Mr.
10:54Was Mr. there?
10:56Mr. was coming.
10:57There was no Mr. but Mr. Yamane.
11:00Mr. Yamane was there.
11:02After that, Mr. Nakanato and Mr. Yamane...
11:05Mr. Yamane took a picture of me.
11:08I think it was a different place.
11:10Mr. was there.
11:11Mr. said,
11:12Tsuruya, you shouldn't do weird things.
11:15I was already prepared.
11:19I thought he would do something,
11:21so I went to the dressing room.
11:23I was already prepared.
11:25If I was prepared,
11:27I would have hit him in the back.
11:30But I decided not to do it.
11:32When I passed in front of the announcer,
11:36I did it quickly,
11:38and everything fell down.
11:44Did it fall naturally?
11:46I thought it was my back.
11:48It was shaking.
11:49I didn't know what to do.
11:50I said,
11:51Mr. Nagashima,
11:52I was in front of you.
11:56Mr. Nagashima laughed a lot.
11:59He didn't have to laugh,
12:02but he laughed a lot.
12:04I thought,
12:05he's a good guy.
12:06He didn't have to laugh.
12:07If Mr. didn't laugh,
12:08it would have been a big deal.
12:11Takeshi would have hit me.
12:13But he laughed a lot.
12:14He laughed really happily.
12:17Mr. Nagashima was so different
12:20that I felt like I was going to throw up.
12:23I used to watch it on TV.
12:27Don't say such a thing.
12:29He was a little different.
12:32Mr. Nagashima was wonderful.
12:35He was really loud and laughed a lot.
12:37That's why he was successful.
12:39Since I was a child,
12:41I have admired Mr. Nagashima.
12:43He was a wonderful person.
12:45He was in Canada when he quit being a titan.
12:48We went to Canada
12:49and happened to be with Mr. Ohashi Kyosen.
12:54What are you looking at?
12:56That's a flashy story.
12:58Mr. Kyosen and a dog in Canada.
13:01A dog.
13:02He was a wonderful person.
13:04I got a bat.
13:05I have a bat of Mr. Ichiro and Mr. Ohashi at home.
13:11Signed.
13:13That's it.
13:15Mr. Ichiro got a signature from Mr. Nagashima.
13:21Mr. Ichiro wrote a letter to Mr. Nagashima.
13:26To Mr. Ichiro,
13:27Be a wild duck.
13:29Nagashima Shigeo.
13:31What does this mean?
13:33Be a wild duck.
13:35It's not wild.
13:36It has to be wild.
13:38It has to be a duck.
13:40What do you call it?
13:41I only know genius.
13:43No, no, no.
13:44Be a wild duck.
13:45Ducks are raised and made.
13:49It's not like that.
13:50Be a wild duck.
13:53Even if it's wild, it's no good.
13:55There must be a landscape where you can see a genius.
13:59That person is amazing.
14:01He's a wonderful person.
14:02I've always been like that.
14:04Hideki Matsui and Mr. Ohashi
14:07They received the National Film Award in the same year.
14:10Matsui threw it and Mr. Ohashi hit it with one hand.
14:16That's amazing.
14:18I don't say I'm good.
14:20You know that.
14:23I didn't say I'm good.
14:29It's nice that I don't say I'm good.
14:33What does that mean?
14:35I didn't remember that.
14:37Mr. Matsui received the National Film Award.
14:41But I used to be a judge of AV with Hideki Matsui.
14:45Stop it.
14:47Stop it.
14:49Stop it.
14:50Even if you get it, don't say that.
14:54You got the National Film Award.
14:57Stop it.
14:58If you get that, Mr. Matsui's career...
15:01Don't say that.
15:02I'm not lying.
15:03Matsui was a special judge.
15:09I had about 20 AVs.
15:13I went to the Yankees' camp Tampa.
15:16What are you going to do this year?
15:17Stop it.
15:19But after I got the National Film Award, I didn't go outside as much as possible.
15:22I told you.
15:24In a place like this...
15:25Everyone is watching.
15:27Everyone is watching in the back.
15:31I see.
15:32On the contrary, I'm glad I was such a person.
15:36Mr. Matsui has been talked about a lot in hero interviews since the Giants era.
15:43He also wrote a lot of AV tickets.
15:47He's a very humorous person.
15:49I had an Academy Award.
15:53I chose four.
15:56Li Li Award.
15:58Mr. Matsui couldn't come because the season had already started.
16:02So I read Mr. Matsui's letter.
16:05At the Academy Award.
16:08He was very humorous.
16:11Originally, I would like to invite Derek Jeter to a private jet for such a flamboyant show.
16:18But now that the team is in fourth place, I can't ask Director Tore to cut it out.
16:23Isn't that amazing?
16:25That's amazing.
16:26So I asked Mr. Matsui to cut it out.
16:29He said, my favorite story is too weak.
16:32He chose four.
16:34I can't do one, so I chose four.
16:36Stop it!
16:38This is the last story because it's a national award.
16:42It's the last.
16:43Before I got the national award.
16:45Before.
16:46But I haven't met Mr. Matsui since then.
16:50Four or five years later.
16:52I was reading Tokyo Sports on New Year's Day.
16:55It said, I want to meet Mr. Li Li.
16:58I thought, what kind of article is this?
17:00Mr. Matsui was interviewed.
17:02Mr. Li Li is trying new things.
17:04I want to meet him again and talk to him.
17:07He said something like this.
17:11I'm married, so I can't watch porn, but I'm watching Sex and the City with my wife.
17:17He has a good sense.
17:20Mr. Matsui said that.
17:22Mr. Matsui said that.
17:24That's great. I'm glad.
17:26He doesn't talk about human things.
17:30But sex is a human thing.
17:33He's a very humorous person.
17:35He is.
17:36Mr. Matsui and Mr. Li Li got the award at the same time.
17:41I felt very happy.
17:43Both of them are humorous people.
17:45Mr. Li Li said that he wants to meet Mr. Matsui.
17:49I can't talk about porn anymore.
17:52I feel like I'm old.
17:55I feel like I'm looking at Shinjo's gloves.
18:05No matter how erotic Mr. Li Li talks, it doesn't sound erotic.
18:10I learned from him.
18:14Mr. Hachi asked how I remember puns and lines.
18:19There are so many things to remember.
18:22I can remember 15 minutes of puns and lines by myself.
18:25There are about 20 minutes of puns and lines in an hour.
18:29It's about an hour if it's a big one.
18:32He's been doing it without a script.
18:35He's been doing both improvisation and things he has to remember.
18:45Improvisation is listening to what comes out and thinking about what to do next.
18:54He's been repeating it over and over again.
18:59If there's a little difference in what you say, you'll be more flustered.
19:08You'll be more flustered.
19:11I don't remember that much.
19:14But I remember the drama.
19:17There was a scene where I had to talk for 17 minutes by myself.
19:23It was a story about strippers.
19:26I was a stripper.
19:28I was talking about my daily life.
19:31But I was talking to myself.
19:35If I use the rhythm wrong, I can't keep up with what I'm saying.
19:41If you try to connect it, it's hard.
19:46Rakugo is not so bright.
19:50But there's a dark part.
19:54You're touring now.
19:58It depends on the day.
20:00Do you have a pillow at this time?
20:03The pillow is the most interesting thing I've ever done.
20:11If it's interesting, I think it's interesting.
20:14I don't like talking to someone who's been doing it for a long time.
20:18There are a lot of people who do that.
20:21I don't like that.
20:23If I talk about what happened a while ago, I'll get on the train.
20:30Until you get here.
20:32If I talk about what happened on the stage,
20:37I feel like I'm talking about what happened now, not what I've been thinking about.
20:42It's easy for the viewer to get in.
20:44It's hard for the viewer to see what I've been thinking about for a long time.
20:49That's the kind of person I am.
20:55The brain's behavior is different for each job.
20:59It's different, but it's the same for you.
21:03You have a different job.
21:05You just came out and talked about that.
21:09You don't think about anything, do you?
21:11But I'm thinking about it.
21:13I'm talking about it.
21:15I'm talking about my virginity.
21:18But when I think about it,
21:20There were a lot of really beautiful people.
21:22I don't know why it's like this.
21:24I'm a little excited.
21:27And the average age is lower than the last time.
21:31That's why the people I've seen want to go.
21:36Does that mean the people you've seen once are coming this time?
21:39It's going to be on the ground.
21:41It's going to be on the ground.
21:43That's not good.
21:46It's going to be like this.
21:48It's really thin.
21:50That's the best.
21:52It's going to be as thin as BS.
21:57It's true.
21:59But the people who actually came to see your room are responsible for themselves.
22:06That's right. It's your responsibility.
22:08It's your responsibility.
22:10I came because I wanted to come.
22:12But...
22:14Even if you tell me about the bamboo,
22:17I can't help it.
22:19But it still feels good.
22:23It hurts now.
22:25It hurts.
22:26I'm still young.
22:28I was young when I was in the sixth grade.
22:30Sometimes...
22:32I think there are few people who still have a toilet in their house.
22:36If you go to a coffee shop, there is still a toilet in the coffee shop.
22:40When I go to a coffee shop and pee,
22:44I can see the natural light.
22:48I feel like I'm old.
22:51I feel like I'm looking at Shinjo's gloves.
22:55The leather is old.
22:57I want to replace it.
22:59The leather is deteriorating.
23:01Maybe the bamboo hurts.
23:05It's good that the leather is deteriorating.
23:08Sometimes I touch it, but it feels good.
23:11But Shinjo's gloves are like Tetsuaru Kawakami's gloves.
23:16The leather is deteriorating.
23:19I'm sorry.
23:21I'm really sorry.
23:25I'm not looking at the microphone.
23:29We are collecting letters from all of you.
23:33If you have any questions, please send us a letter.
23:42If you have any questions, please send us a letter.
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