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(Episode aired on July 2, 2004)
(Episode aired on July 2, 2004)
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26:10Just do it
26:30So
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27:26Mom i'm lost. I don't know where I am. Help me, please
27:30Come here, come here
27:33You think you're one of us, huh? Come here. Come here. Come here
27:38Smell bad go home to your mama
27:42You suck
27:45Hey, hey, hey you two what's up for you? Hey, sir. Hi papa. Good morning
27:53What is those
27:56Huh
28:01That's right, give me pictures. Yes
28:10Brother brother. Yes brethren. What's up?
28:13Look at that. Huh? Can you see that? Huh? Can you tell me what is those friends turned out? What is those?
28:22You do not ask me brethren I
28:25I
28:26Am going to join that
28:30See now i'm a friendster
28:37I'm joining with us. Ah, so for you. So whatever what?
28:49Sally you also
28:54Sally
29:06Friend sir, you think about it brethren friends
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31:22Yes
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31:54I'll just have a glass of rice wine.
32:02It's on me.
32:03On you?
32:05What are you going to do with the rice wine?
32:08I'm going to get drunk.
32:09I want to die.
32:11Don't do that.
32:13If you do that, you won't be able to pay your debt.
32:16What are you?
32:25Mike, can I have a glass of rice wine?
32:29No, you can't.
32:30You owe me P5,000 for a glass of rice wine.
32:37P5,000?
32:38You owe me P5,000?
32:39Yes.
32:40How can I pay such a big debt?
32:42It's good for me when Shane gets drunk.
32:55Can I have a glass of rice wine?
32:56No.
32:58Sorry, you can't.
33:00Other people owe me a lot of money but they won't pay me.
33:05I don't have a lot of money.
33:10You're so greedy.
33:25Hello.
33:37He can't stop smelling the most fragrant Mr. Klein.
33:41Now, he's addicted to calamansi.
33:51Hot juice.
33:54Hot juice.
34:09The most fragrant Mr. Klein Calamansi Fresh.
34:11The price is lower.
34:25There are only two reasons when a woman wants to get married.
34:29She's old or her boyfriend is rich.
34:54Oh, my God.
35:10Hi, welcome to Taopo Shop.
35:13This is the first shop that sells people.
35:18I'm looking for a husband.
35:21Oh, you're right. You're right.
35:23You're right.
35:24Come here. Perfect.
35:25Because you know, we have new arrivals.
35:27New arrivals?
35:28This is cheap.
35:29Only 500,000.
35:30500,000?
35:31One. Yes.
35:32That's expensive.
35:33Don't you have a discount?
35:35Oh, sir.
35:36We don't have a discount because they're not on sale.
35:39If you want a bargain,
35:40here, we have a bargain.
35:42Really?
35:43Why are these bargained?
35:44Here.
35:45Because this one
35:47has a defect.
35:49Factory defect.
35:50This one was burned
35:52in our branch before.
35:54Actually, it's a take-one bargain.
35:56That's why there's no one buying.
35:58I know why there's no one.
36:00No, I don't want that.
36:02I'll go with this one.
36:03Okay.
36:04You're right.
36:05You can choose who you want.
36:07It's worth it.
36:08Really?
36:09It's worth it.
36:13Maybe.
36:14There.
36:15Can I try this one?
36:16Yes.
36:17There's a fitting in your hand.
36:19Okay.
36:20Okay.
36:22It's really worth it.
36:24It's worth it.
36:26You forgot your name.
36:28You need to bring a selfie next time.
36:36Yes?
36:37Oh, hi.
36:38Oh, I'm sorry.
36:40I bought this.
36:41It's a good quality.
36:43Why?
36:44There.
36:45When I bathed it,
36:46it shrunk.
36:47It feels so short-changed, right?
36:51Do you like it?
36:52Why don't you exchange it?
36:54We'll put it in our small items.
37:00Okay.
37:01Put it here.
37:06It's a take-one bargain.
37:07There's a defect.
37:10Okay.
37:11You can choose.
37:12Oh, hi.
37:13Yes, please.
37:14What's that?
37:15Can I borrow this?
37:17Huh?
37:18Why?
37:19My mom doesn't like it.
37:21Oh, sir.
37:22I can't.
37:24Why?
37:25Because it's used.
37:29What can I do?
37:30What can I do?
37:31I can't borrow it.
37:32How about this?
37:33If you want,
37:35bring it to a second-hand shop.
37:37Sell it.
37:39I don't have any.
37:40Then,
37:42you can
37:43borrow it.
37:44I mean,
37:45you can rent it.
37:47Just like that?
37:48I'll think about it.
37:49Don't worry.
38:00Hi.
38:01Hi.
38:02How may I help you?
38:03I want to buy a wife.
38:05Really?
38:06Yes.
38:07You went to the right photo shop.
38:08Here's a lot.
38:10Really?
38:11Here.
38:12Here.
38:15What are you looking for?
38:16I want a white one.
38:18A nice body.
38:19And,
38:21a big butt.
38:22That's right.
38:23That's the one.
38:24You're feeling it.
38:26Huh?
38:27This one?
38:28Yes.
38:29That one?
38:30That's not what I want to buy.
38:32It doesn't suit me.
38:33Huh?
38:34Why doesn't it suit you?
38:36You told me you want a white one.
38:38A big butt.
38:39And,
38:40a nice body.
38:41That's right.
38:42I'm looking for a white one.
38:43A big butt.
38:44And,
38:45a nice body.
38:46Not that one.
38:47I'm looking for...
38:48This one.
38:50This is what I'm looking for.
38:53Can I try this one?
38:55I'm looking for that one.
38:57Really?
39:00I'll try it now.
39:01Let's sit here.
39:02Okay.
39:03Let's sit.
39:06Sit.
39:07Sit back.
39:12I'm sorry.
39:13I'm sorry.
39:14I'm sorry.
39:15I'm sorry.
39:31He can't stop smelling the most fragrant Mr. Klein.
39:34Now,
39:35he's addicted to calamansi.
39:42You've been sniffing it for a while.
39:45I'm not sniffing it.
39:47That's what you're doing.
39:48I'm sniffing it.
39:49That's why it's hard to sniff it.
39:54The most fragrant Mr. Klein Calamansi Fresh.
39:57The price is lower.
39:58Just do it with a bubblegum.
40:03With a bubblegum.
40:10It's so nice to be a politician here in the Philippines.
40:13They didn't do anything,
40:15but they're just lazy.
40:26I'll join you.
40:28How will you join us?
40:30I'll invite myself.
40:32Oh, no.
40:33I'm sorry.
40:34You can't do that.
40:35You need someone to invite you.
40:37Like me, someone invited me.
40:39Then, I invited Maura, my friend.
40:41Yeah, friend.
40:42Thank you for inviting me.
40:44Then, I invited Dina.
40:47Then, I invited Julio.
40:49Yes, and I invited Don Arminio.
40:51Wait.
40:52Wait a minute.
40:56Julio,
40:57why didn't you invite me?
40:58I'm your boss.
40:59You were too busy.
41:01Too busy?
41:02Invite for me.
41:03Wait.
41:04Me, too.
41:05Quick, friend.
41:06Me, too.
41:07No, no.
41:08Sir, I'll invite you to the Friendster.
41:10Okay.
41:11No problem.
41:12Wait.
41:14You need a picture, brethren.
41:16A picture.
41:17Picture.
41:18No problem.
41:19I'll take a picture.
41:20There's a Xerox copy on the other street.
41:23Me, too.
41:24Me, too.
41:26Gross.
41:27My gosh.
41:28There.
41:29Over here, ma'am.
41:30She's sick.
41:31She's nasty.
41:32Excuse me.
41:33Sally, that girl.
41:34She sucks.
41:35Yes, ma'am.
41:36She sucks.
41:37Welcome to our mansion, Sally, that girl.
41:39Yeah, how nice your mansion is.
41:41It's new.
41:42Pashmina.
41:43Yeah, it's Pashmina Billorwell.
41:47Sally, can I ask a favor of you?
41:50Oh, sure.
41:52See, can you make a testimonial in my Friendster?
41:56Oh, testy.
41:57Testy.
41:58No problem.
41:59Okay, I'll give you a testimonial.
42:01A big one, huh?
42:02Yes.
42:03Big testy.
42:04A long testy.
42:05Long testy.
42:06Yes.
42:07Thank you for the testy.
42:08Thank you, friends.
42:09Wait, wait.
42:11Wow.
42:13Here are those.
42:14I have a picture now.
42:15Take a picture of him.
42:17Quickly.
42:18Okay, let's go.
42:21Friendster now.
42:22Yeah.
42:23Yes.
42:24Wow.
42:25All right, all right.
42:26Yes.
42:29Sir, the pictures are gone.
42:31His head.
42:32What the hey?
42:33Hey, you suck, man.
42:34You can't join Friendster anymore.
42:36What?
42:37Why?
42:38Because you have a virus.
42:40We're infected.
42:47What's the problem?
42:49Hey.
42:50Hey.
42:51Come here.
42:52Come here.
42:53What?
42:54Oh my gosh.
42:55Come here.
42:56Come here.
42:57Come here.
42:58I saw a testimonial from Christopher.
43:01I saw a testimonial.
43:02What?
43:03Is it a good one?
43:04No.
43:05What?
43:06It's telling us that you're already separated.
43:07Oh my gosh.
43:08Huh?
43:09You're already separated.
43:10That's not true.
43:11It's not true.
43:12And your children are with him.
43:13Oh.
43:14Nothing yet.
43:15Nothing.
43:16Isn't that you?
43:17Ah!
43:18So you're Ramon's wife, Christopher?
43:20No.
43:21Is that true?
43:22Okay.
43:23That is different.
43:24Whatever.
43:25Whatever.
43:26Whatever.
43:27Whatever.
43:28Whatever.
43:29What will happen in this encounter?
43:32Their Friendster is already destroyed because of the virus.
43:36What about me?
43:37Won't you invite me to your Friendster?
43:40Follow the next
43:41high-tech
43:42high-tech
43:43high-tech
43:44food chug.
43:46Let's go.
43:49Let's go.
44:07He can't stop the smell of the most fragrant Mr. Klein.
44:11Now, he's being sucked by calamansi.
44:19What is it, Miss?
44:20Stop what you're doing.
44:22You're embarrassing yourself.
44:23You're embarrassing yourself.
44:24What are you, a dog?
44:26Move it.
44:27Move it.
44:28Move it.
44:30Move it.
44:31Move it.
44:45Move it quickly.
44:46Just start breathing.
44:48Just start breathing.
44:51What were you doing?
44:54Nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito, nalilito...
45:01...July 78th, we have the Adorama Convention!
45:05Tickets available at all ticket net outlets.
45:24You can do it with the Bubble Girl!
45:55Wow!
46:06Amparo, can you lend me 1 kilo of rice again?
46:11Lend you 1 kilo of rice again?
46:14You just borrowed 1 kilo of rice,
46:16and you already owe 1 sack of rice.
46:18Why don't you just lend me 1 sack of rice?
46:22It's heavy.
46:251 kilo of rice.
46:37I'm in debt.
46:39What? That's not allowed.
46:41You owe a lot of money.
46:46Fine, I'll lend you.
46:48I'll pay you back as soon as I have money.
46:51I'm in debt.
46:52Fine.
46:53How can I pay you back?
46:56I can't pay you back.
47:01Hey!
47:02Brother!
47:04Our time is up.
47:07But we can't be happy if we don't have our friends here tonight.
47:11Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Janine De Centerio!
47:16And of course, we have Tin-Tin!
47:20Tin-Tin, Tin-Tin, Tin-Tin.
47:21Tin, my dear.
47:22Tin, my dear.
47:24Do you have a show tonight?
47:26I think I'm the only guest.
47:28Where?
47:29Just a moment, I have a show.
47:30Here?
47:31Here!
47:32Here!
47:33Here!
47:34We're all here!
47:35July 17, 8 p.m. at the Arnetta Coliseum!
47:39Besides Janine, we're joined by Sex Balls, Sex Bums, and Reignier.
47:44Who's the director?
47:46Floyd King.
47:47Tickets available at all ticket nets out there.
47:53That's if there's more.
47:58Of course, tomorrow, tomorrow, my idol is Kaka.
48:03And everyday, Marinara.
48:08After the idol, this is the funniest.
48:12That's for us.
48:13That's for you.
48:14There's a lot of people here.
48:16The heart.
48:18There's a lot of people.
48:21That's for you, Tonio.
48:22The director.
48:23Hey!
48:24What?
48:28Okay, let's give him a round of applause.
48:40That's his show.
48:41Nothing else.
48:42Nothing else.
48:52Whatever, whatever.
48:54Whatever.
48:55Whatever.
48:56Whatever.
48:57Whatever.
49:01Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
49:03I am the director of the show, Kaka.
49:07Please, welcome.
49:13Welcome.
49:14So, what is a shop?
49:16What is the first thing that a person sells?
49:21Looking for...
49:28Is it from here?
49:29Yes.