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00:00Thank you very much, thank you very much.
00:24It's a little sad to talk about something that makes you feel old.
00:29Well, it's getting bigger.
00:31It's getting bigger. I was surprised myself the other day.
00:34Mr. Iiyo, Kawashima Kirin, and Matayoshi Peace.
00:40The four of us were having a meal together.
00:45The restaurant I went to had a variety of professional dishes.
00:55It's a restaurant I used to run in the countryside.
00:58I was running it until midnight, and a professional came to me after work.
01:02He told me to increase the number of menus.
01:04He told me that it was old-fashioned for everyone to write.
01:07He told me not to show it to anyone.
01:09He told me to make it my own and put it out.
01:12It's a good restaurant.
01:14Mr. Iiyo told me to leave it to the restaurant.
01:18He told me to leave it to the restaurant because it was the restaurant I ate the most.
01:24I understood.
01:25I ordered a lot.
01:26I ordered what I wanted to eat.
01:28For example, winter vegetables and curry.
01:32I see. It looks delicious. It warms me up.
01:35Yes, it is.
01:38I ordered a fish roll.
01:41There were a lot of creative dishes.
01:44It wasn't expensive at all.
01:46I ordered it.
01:50The four of us ate about eight dishes.
01:55I smoked.
01:56I smoked on the ash tray outside the restaurant.
02:00When I came back, I was whispering.
02:05I said,
02:07Did you hear my bad words?
02:10Yes.
02:13Mr. Iiyo said,
02:14Okay, I'll tell you.
02:16I was told that the food I ordered was almost vegan.
02:21I was surprised.
02:23I didn't order any meat.
02:27There was a time limit.
02:28There was a time limit.
02:31I didn't have time to eat ham cutlet.
02:35You didn't have time.
02:37You didn't have time.
02:43You betrayed your expectations.
02:45I didn't know what to do.
02:48I was in a hurry.
02:49I didn't order meat.
02:52That's what I thought.
02:54I see.
02:57I think my body has weakened.
03:00The other day, I took a taxi.
03:08When I got home, my junior in the company said,
03:13You don't eat gummies in our age.
03:20I don't eat gummies.
03:21You don't eat gummies.
03:23We don't eat gummies.
03:24We used to eat gummies when we were young.
03:27We don't eat gummies anymore.
03:30We are tired of eating gummies.
03:34It's amazing.
03:35We don't know when to eat gummies.
03:38I see.
03:39I've seen kids eating gummies.
03:42I've seen kids eating gummies.
03:49But I've never stood in front of a gummy.
03:54We don't know where the gummies are.
03:59We don't know where the gummies are.
04:02For example, let's go to a convenience store.
04:06Left.
04:08This is a convenience store night.
04:15But I've never eaten gummies.
04:19Of course, you've never bought gummies.
04:21Until now, I've never bought gummies with my own money.
04:31Until now, I've never bought gummies with my own money.
04:36When I was on the expressway, I went to a convenience store.
04:43There are so many gummy stores.
04:47It's amazing.
04:49You know the taste of grapes, don't you?
04:53It's nostalgic.
04:55Nostalgic?
04:56It's like you're looking at me from 8 days ago.
04:59Grape. Orange.
05:01No, that's...
05:02Soda!
05:03Something like that.
05:04There's a lot.
05:06One of my juniors, when he was in his 40s,
05:08he said,
05:09I eat gummies.
05:11And I buy a lot of gummies.
05:13He's speaking in English.
05:14You're in your 40s.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Have you ever eaten gummies?
05:19Yes, I have.
05:20You're a glutton.
05:22Right?
05:23That's right.
05:24And she said,
05:25I'll buy it.
05:26I'll eat it.
05:27We'll buy it together.
05:28I said, really?
05:29Yes.
05:30What do you recommend?
05:31I said.
05:32The one he recommends.
05:33It's called Rokoko.
05:35Rokoko?
05:36Rokoko's employee mascot.
05:39This is an employee mascot.
05:42That's not true.
05:44Why would you buy an employee mascot?
05:46That's not true.
05:47Are you stupid?
05:49There's Rokoko.
05:50There's a lot of Rokoko.
05:52There's Kyoho.
05:53There's Melon.
05:54But the employee mascot is what I recommend.
05:56So buy those three bags.
05:58When I'm old enough,
06:01I'll be able to afford it.
06:03Buy as much as you want.
06:05I haven't looked at Rokoko's name tag.
06:07Buy it.
06:08Buy it.
06:10And eat it in the middle of the service area.
06:13I ate it.
06:14The employee mascot.
06:15Yes, Rokoko's employee mascot.
06:18It's really good.
06:22What is this?
06:24There's a skin.
06:26It's an employee mascot.
06:29What?
06:32Cororo.
06:33Cororo?
06:35I thought it was something else.
06:38But it's Cororo.
06:42It's strange.
06:44It's Cororo.
06:48It's like a chimpanzee.
06:53There were three squares.
06:56It's like a chimpanzee's brain.
06:58It's Cororo.
07:00When I say something,
07:02I say Rokoko.
07:08The reaction is slow.
07:10Only old men and women come.
07:12What do you mean?
07:14It's Cororo.
07:15The reaction was slow.
07:17People who say,
07:19I don't know.
07:21It's Cororo.
07:23It's the Cororo of Yua Mikado.
07:25It's like a chimpanzee's brain.
07:27It's like a skin.
07:28What is this?
07:29Skin?
07:30It's like a skin.
07:31You'll know when you eat it.
07:33It's coated with a thin layer of skin.
07:36It reproduces the texture of the skin.
07:39Yes.
07:40Cororo?
07:41Cororo.
07:43Cororo.
07:46It's not Koroko, is it?
07:48No, no.
07:49Cororo.
07:50Cororo.
07:51It's really good.
07:53Gummy?
07:54We didn't have gummies when we were kids.
07:57That's right.
07:58Maybe it was in America.
08:01It's like a stick in front of a TV station.
08:06It's like a stick.
08:07It's like a stick.
08:09But it's stopped.
08:11I didn't know that gummies had evolved so much.
08:16I didn't know that gummies had evolved so much.
08:19I don't see caramel.
08:21I don't see caramel.
08:23It's like a nostalgic candy.
08:25It's like a nostalgic candy.
08:26It's like a reprint.
08:27But where did the raw caramel go?
08:30Maybe in Hokkaido.
08:33Everyone would eat it.
08:38I have a recommendation.
08:41Junya.
08:45Please tell us about Man of Junior.
08:47What?
08:48Man.
08:51Man.
08:52What?
08:53Man?
08:54Your favorite man.
08:55My favorite man?
08:56Is that okay?
08:57Can I go from there?
08:58Can I go to 551?
08:59At a convenience store.
09:00At a convenience store.
09:01Please.
09:04But I knew it.
09:06You ate something new at Family Mart the other day.
09:10Yes.
09:12I don't go to Family Mart.
09:14No.
09:15That was good, too.
09:17But I knew it.
09:19I like Curry Man.
09:22Curry Man?
09:23It's delicious.
09:26I like Curry Man.
09:28Curry Man.
09:29Curry Man is like a special curry man.
09:33High-class curry man.
09:34Yes, high-class curry man.
09:35How about Pizza Man?
09:37I don't like it.
09:39It's sticky.
09:40I like Tabasco.
09:42When it's pizza.
09:43It's a little spicy.
09:45It's for children to adults.
09:48So I like it for adults.
09:51That's why you don't like Nikuman.
09:53I don't like Nikuman.
09:55I don't like Anman.
09:59To be honest, I haven't eaten it for more than 30 years.
10:04You went to Family Mart recently.
10:07No, I went to Lawson.
10:08I went to 7-11.
10:09Lawson?
10:10Lawson.
10:11You finally went there.
10:13Yes, I did.
10:14What did you eat?
10:15Tenichiman.
10:18I heard it.
10:19How was it?
10:21When I ate it,
10:23I thought about Tenichiman.
10:26It was good.
10:27It was very good.
10:28It was very good.
10:30And it makes your mouth like Tenichiman.
10:32I want to put it on my tongue.
10:33I want to put it on my tongue.
10:39I want to put it on my tongue.
10:40Really?
10:41I want to put it on my tongue.
10:42I want to put it on my tongue.
10:43Kyoho is cute, too.
10:45Kyoho's skin was thick.
10:47That's right.
10:49I thought it was probably a limited edition.
10:52Oh, I see.
10:53I'm trying to buy Lawson's Mike Torta.
10:57Oh, I see.
10:58I might be able to buy it if I look at the sales.
11:00Oh, you might be able to.
11:00Yeah.
11:01The teriyaki burger pattern.
11:04Yeah.
11:05I might not be able to run this anymore.
11:08That's right.
11:09It's only been a month or so.
11:12I'm running Ten-Ichi Fare.
11:16Ten-Ichi's instant.
11:18I was thinking about which one to buy, and Ten-Ichi's was the only one I could think of.
11:23Oh, I see.
11:24Men-Irasu.
11:25Oh, I see.
11:26It's really good.
11:28Oh, I see.
11:29I want you to eat that.
11:32I think it's on sale today, so please hurry.
11:34Oh, I see. I'll go.
11:35Yeah.
11:36By all means, Kororo too.
11:39That's right.
11:40Was Kororo not in the dressing room today?
11:43You're going to put that in our dressing room?
11:47Gummy...
11:49I wouldn't buy it if I knew that.
11:51I heard old men don't like gummy.
11:57You're treating him like a stranger?
11:58Yeah, that's right.
11:59In Daedalic?
12:04Are you going to put that in our dressing room?
12:07Gummy...
12:09I wouldn't buy it if I knew that.
12:11I heard old men don't like gummy.
12:14I
12:44Think
12:46Boy, you lose a car is me. No, I'm not there. Come on. No, no, it's not there. Come on
12:51No, I'm there. I don't know nothing. No car. It's a boy. Do you do it?
12:55What's going on skateboarding?
12:59Joe didn't know that
13:06Not got that's my name
13:08I
13:38Don't think she I don't owe you the most you could I don't want to be there. I don't know that I got to work on it
13:43I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
13:48God
13:50Nothing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
13:53No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
13:56Long dosa kota. I love long dosa. They start
14:01No, I don't know
14:03I'm gonna put on this now. No, I don't think I'll ha ha
14:06Long good. Oh, so this young. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, but I'm on nice. No cookie me that it's
14:11Wrong. Good. Oh, sure. Oh, I don't know
14:13Sorry, I don't know what I mean. I'm gonna eat popular. I'm on your toes. I didn't
14:18What the goose got a katachi more, you know
14:23Are they long dosa yoku-moku?
14:26No, so it's a
14:28Yoku-moku
14:32We say no, but she'll sit there like this. I don't have it that I put it up tonight. I don't know. I mean, it's gonna be
14:41Yeah, I don't know so I didn't
14:43Okay, yeah, I'm a Nissin get potato show, can I name?
14:47Also
14:49Tada, I know that it is net. I mean, you're a liar. It's ha ha ha
14:54I don't know
14:56right no potato
15:00I got you mom. Oh, man. No, I
15:03Got you nice. No, I'm gone. I got you. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to ask about that
15:12Oh
15:14Not gosh, I'm getting a little bit of a coma to nature. It's a must. I'm gonna have a sonata that I don't know
15:19So I'm up there
15:21We've all be but I'm a little bit
15:28Yeah, they won't
15:30Go to hikouki no time. Oh, come on. Take a nice. Yeah. So this is what we want. So this guy got it. I see
15:36Who could have it? I'm gonna say
15:38Yeah, I'm a so this name
15:41You're going to that I show up to the puzzle today. I don't go you can't I passport. Oh
15:47Tony got a yo-yo
15:49Okay, I get it. Hey, I'm gonna try it
15:52Wait, no more. No, no, I think I do. It's not much. Whoa
15:57Okay, I'm a little machine
15:59Guess I've got one end to the end. Oh, I'm just a sunshine. Hey, it's a ha ha
16:04It's easy. Yeah
16:07No, no, I don't know what I am. Yeah, I'm gonna put a little night cycle passport
16:11I didn't see it. Oh, I didn't say look I don't even know my mama zero. They kind of a little time to turn it around
16:16I'm gonna honey cookie. Oh
16:18Sorry, I don't know what I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you
16:23All right, I'm
16:25So come on a cake and I listen a
16:28new cookie cook to come on
16:30He told me that he couldn't go to Osaka. Oh, no, I don't know. I don't it's cool. You want to do this guy?
16:35Oh, yeah, I thought it was I thought it was I thought it was I'm gonna
16:40Walk my cake. It's not my no
16:44Yeah, I got it. I got it. I don't know
16:48Oh
17:18About 15 years ago, Sugi-chan was on every channel.
17:23He said, it's worth it.
17:25It suddenly became popular.
17:27About 3 months after it became popular,
17:31it became a regular on the same day as me.
17:35And,
17:36I don't know why, but a lot of people came,
17:39and we had a competition to see who could drink coke faster.
17:41Sugi-chan said, I bought 2 liters of coke and threw away the cap right away.
17:44It's worth it.
17:46I became a regular on the same day.
17:48That's what happened.
17:49I was the emcee of that corner.
17:51The crowd said, we win.
17:54I said, we won, but...
17:56Sugi-chan came for the first time.
17:59The crowd must have thought,
18:01we have special training,
18:03so we can overcome this time with 2 liters, right, Sugi-chan?
18:06In my three stages,
18:08Oh, I can't do it.
18:12I thought it would end.
18:14Is that okay?
18:15If I say,
18:16Hey, Sugi-chan!
18:17Huh?
18:19Huh?
18:20I don't know Sugi-chan's variety skills.
18:23I don't need it.
18:24It's a live broadcast, Sugi-chan.
18:25I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it.
18:26For the general public,
18:27this is the amount.
18:29This is 2 liters.
18:30Hey, Sugi-chan,
18:31it's the end.
18:32Okay, Sugi-chan,
18:33I'm going.
18:35Huh?
18:36Huh?
18:37Huh?
18:38I don't need it.
18:39Sugi-chan,
18:40it's a live broadcast.
18:41I have to go, Sugi-chan.
18:42Okay,
18:43I'm going now, so
18:44I'm going.
18:453, 2, 1, go!
18:50Cha-ra-cha-cha-cha-cha.
18:52The end?
18:53That's not a weak SE.
18:55Cha-ra-cha-ra-ba-ba.
18:56In the sleeves.
18:57Sugi-chan,
18:58what are you doing?
18:59I said.
19:00No, this.
19:02I looked at it.
19:04This cola, 2 liters.
19:06Sugi-chan,
19:073 months before it sold,
19:09I was about to throw away the cap,
19:10but I was always thinking about the cap.
19:12I've been doing this for the past three months.
19:17Every time I look at it, I'm like,
19:19shit, it's like hair.
19:22I'm like, whoa, whoa.
19:25I'm like, ahhh!
19:27I've been doing this for the past three months.
19:29I've been doing this for the past three months.
19:34I've been doing this for the past three months.
19:38I went to a bar where there was a mold-like thing growing on the hair.
19:46It was wild.
19:48Wild.
19:49Wild.
19:50Wild.
19:52That's amazing.
19:54It wasn't sold back then, right?
19:56Like you buy it every time.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Yeah.
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