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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:09This is the winner of the Entertainment Award.
00:12Thank you very much.
00:17Please choose your award.
00:20Well, I'll choose this one.
00:24Wait a minute.
00:26You don't have to ask anyone.
00:28It's written on the top of 700 yen.
00:30Of course, I know the joke,
00:32Can you hear the Brazilian people?
00:34Is there anyone who will become a Brazilian?
00:38It's the other way around.
00:40I think it's the other way around.
00:42I think it's the other way around.
00:44I'm a sales entertainer.
00:46This is a receipt of a tool that I have reached the end of my suffering.
00:49More than 90 items this year.
00:52Once a week, he runs a business.
00:54He is a sales entertainer, Savannah Yagi.
00:57But sometimes, he gets a strange request.
01:02Thankfully, I've been a regular for 30 years.
01:07Savannah, you were fast.
01:08I was fast.
01:09I sold four items at once.
01:11I became zero.
01:12From then on, I became a sales entertainer by myself.
01:15If everyone did it, I would change the topic for 10 minutes.
01:18If everyone did it, I would change the topic for 10 minutes.
01:20I can do it for 90 minutes.
01:23That's a long time.
01:26I can do it by myself.
01:28By yourself?
01:29I can do it by myself.
01:30How can you do it by yourself?
01:32In the past, I did a dog and manzai for 20 minutes.
01:36A dog and manzai for 20 minutes?
01:3820 minutes?
01:39Isn't that a long time?
01:40It's a long time.
01:41At that time, there was a boom in Funassyi.
01:43There was a character with a dog.
01:46When I went to the dressing room, all the characters were there.
01:49I thought it was okay to just read it.
01:52When I went to the dressing room, there was a dog in the dressing room.
01:56This is real.
01:58Is the dressing room the same?
01:59That's amazing.
02:00The dressing room is the same.
02:01I was going to eat at the dressing room event.
02:03I was full for the time being.
02:07I'm not a talent dog.
02:08I'm a real dog.
02:10What do you mean?
02:13I don't know the difference between a talent dog and a real dog.
02:17I'm a real dog.
02:18I'm not a talent dog.
02:20I'm scared.
02:21I asked the actor to do the story for 20 minutes.
02:25I asked if there was a story.
02:28He said, I'll leave it to you.
02:29Please do it for me.
02:30I'll show you the video I actually went to.
02:33Hello.
02:35You are the stage.
02:38You are not the stage.
02:40I'll add one.
02:42Hello.
02:46Where are you going?
02:48I'm more excited than Savannah when I'm in a bad mood.
02:50Wait a minute.
02:53I don't get angry and go home.
02:56I don't refuse.
02:57I'm excited about everything.
02:59That's amazing.
03:00I asked the actor to mix the dog again this year.
03:04He made the dressing room separate.
03:06That's good.
03:08The front row of the dressing room is full of dogs.
03:12What does that mean?
03:13The front row of the dressing room is full of dogs.
03:19I don't know if I'm being treated.
03:23What are you talking about?
03:25I'm not good at dogs and manzai.
03:28The most dangerous thing for me this time was...
03:32I got the information about a week ago.
03:35It's 60 minutes.
03:37It's a long time.
03:38I don't know if I can do it.
03:41By the way, I use a technique called Calpis.
03:44I dilute my story slowly.
03:47That's Calpis.
03:52What is the technique?
03:56The audience is six years old.
03:59Six years old?
04:00Is it a child?
04:01It's a child.
04:04It's scary to do this for an hour.
04:06I don't know what to do.
04:08I don't know because the children don't ask.
04:11I made a Brazilian ball in the form of a dodge ball.
04:15It doesn't hurt to hit it.
04:17If you fly too much, you'll go around.
04:18I asked him to find a ball like that.
04:20I couldn't find it at a dollar store.
04:21I had to make it myself.
04:23I made it.
04:24That's the one from the receipt.
04:26This is a Brazilian ball.
04:31It doesn't hurt to hit it.
04:33It doesn't roll too far.
04:35If you hit it, it will roll.
04:37If you hit it, it will fall below this.
04:39You can pick it up right away.
04:40You can do it right away.
04:41It's calculated.
04:43If you hit this and you're left alone,
04:46you can make a Brazilian ball.
04:47You can make a Brazilian ball.
04:48You can make a Brazilian ball.
04:50You can make a Brazilian ball.
04:52It's a lot of fun.
04:54I think so.
04:55This is a comedy.
04:56What am I doing?
04:58It's not a comedy.
04:59Which one is more fun?
05:01I'm going to do business.
05:02It's called recreation.
05:04It's called recreation.
05:08I got it.
05:13This is a hard work.
05:15This is for everyone to enjoy the game.
05:19I can't do this much.
05:21It's amazing to do it alone.
05:25This is a sweater.
05:27It's me.
05:29It's a cleaning cloth.
05:30It's your sweater.
05:32It's a cleaning cloth for my favorite clothes.
05:38He is obsessed with fashion.
05:45What is the behavior of the juniors who have dirtied their favorite clothes?
05:50You smoke, right?
05:51Yes.
05:52You smoke, right?
05:54You smoke a lot.
05:55I don't smoke.
05:56I don't smoke, either.
05:57How about you?
05:58I smoke.
05:59Everyone smokes.
06:00You smoke a lot.
06:01I don't smoke.
06:02I don't smoke.
06:03I don't smoke.
06:05This is a story about cigarettes.
06:08There was a live performance on SAMAZU's YOUTUBE channel.
06:13I went into the dressing room of the venue.
06:17There was an ashtray there.
06:18It's rare.
06:19It's rare.
06:20There is no ashtray these days.
06:22I didn't smoke.
06:24The MAMMY came next.
06:26SAKAI said,
06:27There is an ashtray.
06:29Can you smoke?
06:30I smoke.
06:31Can I smoke?
06:34I don't smoke.
06:36I don't care.
06:38I'm very happy.
06:40I know how you feel.
06:41Next, CHIKOROHI came.
06:44There is an ashtray.
06:46It's a heavy smoke.
06:47It's a chain.
06:49It's heavy.
06:51Let me open the window.
06:55Let me open the window.
06:58It's only about 1 cm wide.
07:01What is this type of window?
07:03Next, OSAKI of CHAMPIONS came.
07:09He loves cigarettes.
07:11He said, wait a minute.
07:14I'm going to get angry.
07:18Let's decide on one rule.
07:20If someone quits smoking, someone will smoke.
07:23It's a chain.
07:25I'm sorry.
07:27I don't smoke.
07:29I don't care.
07:32But if someone quits smoking, the next person will smoke.
07:36It's a chain.
07:39He was always silent.
07:41Then the show started.
07:43He was in a bad mood.
07:45He didn't like cigarettes.
07:48He was cleaning the place.
07:51The smell of cigarettes was on my sweater.
07:56I forgive you once.
07:58I'm sorry.
08:00But I have to think about it.
08:02You should think about it.
08:07You should sit down and think about it.
08:10I put a ashtray.
08:12I can sit down and smoke.
08:14Some people don't smoke.
08:16Can I say something strange?
08:18I said, can I smoke?
08:23He said, I don't smoke, but I don't care.
08:27I thought, what does that mean?
08:32That's a message.
08:34That's a message.
08:39That's...
08:41Message.
08:45I think that's why he's still a champion.
08:49He?
08:50He wants you to smoke.
08:53That's his message.
08:56I think that's true.
08:59What would you do if you were me?
09:03I would go out and do push-ups.
09:08I don't do push-ups.
09:10You do push-ups.
09:13I don't like to smoke, so I would go out.
09:16I agree.
09:18I would go out and do push-ups.
09:22Would you quit smoking?
09:25I see.
09:27I see.
09:29Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
09:32Well...
09:35I would quit smoking.
09:38I would quit smoking.
09:41We are always trying to quit smoking.
09:48So we have a rule in our room.
09:53Would any of your seniors quit smoking?
09:56I think so.
09:58I see.
09:59I think so.
10:00If I were you, would you quit smoking?
10:05I would.
10:06I see.
10:07I'm the one who's being licked.
10:09I think so.
10:10I think so.
10:11I'm being licked a lot.
10:13Here it is.
10:14This is also cheap.
10:163,200 yen.
10:18This is me.
10:19Mr. Kuki.
10:20Photoshop is a software used for computers.
10:25Mr. Kuki, you draw pictures.
10:27I want to ask you.
10:28You do comedy and comedy skits on stage.
10:33Why do you do something so analog in the modern world?
10:37It's true that it's analog, but it's good.
10:40You can watch it live.
10:42I think it's old-fashioned to do a skit in front of the audience.
10:50It's better to make it a video.
10:52Mr. Kuki's suggestion.
10:54A new style of comedy that conveys in a video.
10:58I'm laughing.
11:00It's old-fashioned.
11:01It's very old-fashioned.
11:02There's a lot of electricity in the car.
11:04It's an era where you can drive with your hands free.
11:07Do you still talk in front of a stick?
11:09Silver stick.
11:11I think it was a stick.
11:12I thought it was okay.
11:14There's no new comedy system yet.
11:17That's right.
11:18Sales...
11:19I'm sorry, Mr. Yagi.
11:21You're saying you're in trouble with sales.
11:25If you send data, you can do business anywhere.
11:28With data?
11:29You can put a big screen on the stage.
11:31You can do it at home.
11:32If you do that, you can do it anywhere in the country.
11:36You can only do it live.
11:38You can't do it live.
11:39You can't do it with a dog.
11:41What kind of atmosphere is that?
11:43It's a special atmosphere.
11:44I'm going to use Photoshop.
11:48It's a software that can process images.
11:52I made the latest comedy.
11:55Our comedy is old.
11:57Chidori's representative manzai.
12:01The story of sushi.
12:03Please.
12:04What is this?
12:05Ika Sankan.
12:06Ika Sankan?
12:09Ika Sankan?
12:12I'm going to use the latest video.
12:16I'm going to take the data and digitize it.
12:20I'm going to put all the comedy data in there.
12:25I put it all together.
12:28Please look at this.
12:29Please look at this.
12:31I don't have to go to the theater.
12:34Please let me know how stupid I was.
12:40It's very old.
12:42Let's see.
12:43This is the current comedy.
12:45Please watch it.
12:47It's amazing.
12:49Ika Sankan.
12:53I'm Chidori.
12:56I want to eat sushi.
12:59Can I ask you?
13:11I want sushi.
13:15Ika Sankan.
13:17I want to go to Japan.
13:19My ears feel bad.
13:28Please put it back.
13:33Please put it back.
13:37Was it Nobu?
13:39Why is Nobu there?
13:43It's a strange ratio.
13:45If he had done better comedy, we would have thought about it.
13:50Otakopu-san came out at the end.
13:53What is Otakopu-san?
13:55Comedy is still enough.
13:59That's right.
14:03What is this?
14:05Who is this?
14:07This is me.
14:09Yes, Oshiruko-chan.
14:11Oshiruko Yamazaki is a 7th year comedian.
14:15She has a variety of talents.
14:18She is a band member, an illustrator, and a hand-made artist.
14:25I don't know why I'm here today.
14:30I'm nervous today.
14:32When I see the yellow in front of me, I'm nervous.
14:38I'm nervous, so I don't make tea here.
14:43The speed of the waist pouch rotation.
14:46I want to show it quickly.
14:48I want to show it from my chest.
14:50I can see it right away.
14:52I thought you were going to transform.
14:54I thought you were going to transform.
14:56This is a receipt for a dango insect breeding set that heals my unrequited love and man-to-man relationship.
15:11She is a strange girl as I imagined at first.
15:17Oshiruko Yamazaki challenges a dango insect breeding set.
15:22She seems to be irreplaceable.
15:26I'm 30 years old this year.
15:29I'm a 7th year comedian.
15:34I haven't thought about getting married yet.
15:39And I still want to play.
15:43Even if I meet one or two people, I want to be alone.
15:48One night?
15:50What are you talking about?
15:53If I say this now, it will be a marriage problem.
15:59I'm not married yet.
16:01I'm free.
16:03I'm tired of playing with the app.
16:05I'm tired of playing with the app.
16:08I went to pick up a dango insect.
16:13It's very hard.
16:15I bought six kinds of dango insects in this case.
16:20There are six different kinds.
16:22All the remaining dango insects are here.
16:27I brought this to show you.
16:32I brought Amber Ducky today.
16:38It's a little different from the one we caught when we were kids.
16:42It's like egg sushi.
16:47It's very cute.
16:49I'm healed when I see this.
16:51I'm not healed.
16:53It's not aggressive.
16:56It's a small creature that moves.
17:01If you like, you can share the sushi.
17:06How can I take it home?
17:09Yagi.
17:11Can you do manzai?
17:14Dango insect?
17:16If you can do it with a dog, you can do it.
17:19They are waiting for you at the school.
17:22What kind of manzai do you think of?
17:25Let's do it.
17:28After this, Yagi will do dango insect manzai.
17:33I want to put all the culture and gestures into myself.
17:38I want to be an earthling.
17:40Let's hear it.
17:42The 5th Entertainment Recruitment Office.
17:451 hour special at the end of the year.
17:47A special guest, Tegoshi Yuya, will come.
17:51Gorgeous entertainers will also participate.
17:54January 6, 2025, 10 p.m.
17:59Yagi and Dango insect manzai.
18:04Hello.
18:06Yagi and Dango insect manzai.
18:10I'm Seimei.
18:14Nice to meet you.
18:19Yagi and Dango insect manzai.
18:25We are new.
18:27We don't know each other.
18:30Let's get to know each other.
18:32How old are you?
18:36Are you ignoring me?
18:46What is your hobby?
18:50Are you ignoring me?
18:53I'm 99 years old.
18:57You are young.
19:00I don't know how to fall, but I have the courage to start running.
19:06You are ignoring me.
19:13This recruitment office is...
19:17This is the recruitment office.
19:20Thank you very much.
19:22This is easy.
19:24I can kick the ladder of a woman who relies on this.
19:31You are kind.
19:33Thank you very much.
19:36I understand that you are healed by this.
19:38The first reason I want to be healed by this is that you are just playing.
19:43That's all I need.
19:47This is 20,000 yen.
19:50This is me.
19:52This is my hobby.
19:54This is the receipt of the kimono I bought as a souvenir for my world trip.
20:00You go on a world trip alone.
20:02That's right.
20:05I go to a country where I can go for four days a year.
20:09Is he German?
20:13What is it?
20:14I don't know.
20:16He is the best in the world.
20:21I go on a world trip alone.
20:23I went to Germany and Austria last year.
20:25I can go on a world trip for four days.
20:27You can go on a world trip for four days?
20:28Yes.
20:30I want to see this episode again on TVer and Hulu.
20:33Don't forget to subscribe to this channel on TVer.
20:38Unagi Ginshari went to 15 countries for his hobby world trip.
20:44After the trip, he wants to make a great dream come true.
20:49The reason why I go on a world trip is that I want to put all the culture and gestures into myself.
20:57I want to be an earthling.
21:01That's cool.
21:02I want to be an earthling.
21:05In Germany, I touch people's noses when I'm thinking.
21:10Are you a German?
21:11When I was doing this at a bar, a German saw me and said,
21:16Are you a German?
21:18What?
21:19Let's hear it.
21:21In Czech Republic, when you make a toast, you put it on the desk.
21:26Then you drink beer.
21:28I'm doing this, too.
21:31Did you do it at a bar?
21:32When a Czech sees me, he says, Are you a Czech?
21:37Like this.
21:41What are you talking about?
21:43Where is that bar?
21:46I want to put all these things into my body.
21:48I don't know if you think so, but I want to absorb them into my body.
21:53My rule is that I buy a lot of things when I go to a country.
22:01These are the things I bought.
22:03Please take a look at them.
22:08This is the first one.
22:09This is an Eiffel Tower in France.
22:12It's too early to explain.
22:14I'm sorry.
22:18Did you get angry?
22:19I got angry.
22:22This is a South African doll.
22:24This is a South African doll.
22:30I want to buy everything in the size of a can of coffee.
22:34That's a good hobby.
22:36I forgot to buy a souvenir in the UK.
22:44I didn't have time.
22:46After returning to Japan, I went to the UK to buy souvenirs.
22:52I went to the UK to buy souvenirs.
22:57I searched a lot.
22:59When I got home, it was this size.
23:03It says 13.
23:06It's not a centimeter, it's an inch.
23:09I see.
23:11What is the price of this?
23:14I will return it to you.
23:16This is a failure of your shopping.
23:19I put it aside.
23:21Do you put it aside?
23:23Do you put it down?
23:25This is a strange message.
23:27This is strange.
23:29This is meaningless.