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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:08These are the people who brought us this award.
00:11Nice to meet you.
00:17Please choose the award.
00:20This one.
00:211818 yen.
00:24This one.
00:25Yes, Mr. Fujimoto.
00:26Yes.
00:27Why do you look like you're the center today?
00:29I'm always like this.
00:30Isn't your hairstyle different from usual?
00:32I've been working on a lot of things.
00:33Right now?
00:34Right now.
00:35There's a lot going on.
00:36This is for before self-restraint.
00:38In order to get myself back to normal,
00:41it's a must-have.
00:43A vegetable steamer.
00:46A vegetable steamer.
00:47A vegetable steamer.
00:48The stainless one.
00:50Fujimoto, known for his gaya.
00:52Why can't he let go of his vegetable steamer?
00:56From October to March of last year,
00:59I took a break.
01:02I'm sure you all know.
01:04I took a break.
01:05It was a short break.
01:06What?
01:07It was a short break.
01:08Don't say that!
01:11Stop it!
01:12Don't say that!
01:13During that time,
01:15I really didn't do anything.
01:18Sometimes, Daigo would invite me out for a meal.
01:23But I didn't talk to anyone.
01:25I just stayed at home.
01:28When I asked him if he was eating at home,
01:30he said he couldn't eat.
01:32After that,
01:33all I did was watch Tik Tok.
01:36Really?
01:375 to 6 hours a day.
01:395 to 6 hours?
01:40That's not good.
01:41Tik Tok.
01:42Tik Tok is really popular now.
01:44Young girls don't just dance.
01:47There's a lot of social media.
01:49You can laugh a little.
01:51It's like a variety show.
01:53I laughed a lot at that time.
01:57That's not good.
01:58It's a bitter laugh.
02:00A bitter laugh?
02:01It's a bitter laugh.
02:03You laughed bitterly.
02:06I laughed a lot on Tik Tok.
02:08Can I say it?
02:09If you ask me a question on ChatGPT,
02:11I'll answer it.
02:13That's what happened.
02:15I asked him what the name of the unpopular comedian was.
02:20There are a lot of questions like that on ChatGPT.
02:22The answer I gave him was
02:23Nanchan Nanchan.
02:26That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
02:29That's not good.
02:31It's a bitter laugh.
02:32It's a bitter laugh.
02:33That's right.
02:34It's the same in Daigo Daigo.
02:36It's a bitter laugh.
02:38That's just a bitter laugh.
02:40Shut up.
02:41I just laughed.
02:43I came back to Japan.
02:45I was invited to a variety show.
02:49But I couldn't say anything.
02:54No one talked to me.
02:56Really?
02:57No Fujimon?
02:58That's right.
02:59The girl I was acting with was a music talent.
03:02She did this.
03:05I wanted to say,
03:06Is this a home run?
03:10That's right.
03:11The poster.
03:12The poster.
03:13I couldn't say anything.
03:17But I had to say something.
03:19I was in a hurry.
03:22I said,
03:23Are you an American man?
03:26I don't know why.
03:28I'm not an American man.
03:30You've come back to Japan.
03:33That's right.
03:34I came back to Japan because of this.
03:36What?
03:38You came back to Japan because of this?
03:40First of all, you have to keep your body healthy.
03:42I see.
03:43You have to train your body.
03:44For your brain.
03:45You have to train your brain.
03:47How can I say this?
03:48You can be very positive.
03:51How can I say this?
03:54You haven't come out yet.
03:58What?
03:59Not yet?
04:00Not yet.
04:02I'm still recovering.
04:04That's right.
04:05You can be positive.
04:07You can be more attractive.
04:09You can change your brain.
04:11Muscles.
04:12I learned this from TikTok.
04:17You have to change what you eat.
04:19There's a vegetable that improves your brain.
04:24It's carrots and broccoli.
04:26I'm going to eat this.
04:27That's good.
04:28The most nutritious way to cook is to steam it.
04:34I see.
04:35You bought a steamer and steamed it.
04:38It's like Christmas.
04:40The color is good.
04:41This is also TikTok.
04:43TikTok is all right.
04:45TikTok is all right.
04:47It doesn't have to be TikTok.
04:49It's TikTok.
04:50Anyone can do it.
04:52Is the effect coming out?
04:54It's coming out.
04:55To be honest, it was 10 years ago.
04:59How far have you come?
05:01I think it's about 8 years now.
05:04It's not perfect, but it's about 8 years old.
05:08I'm going to ask Mr. Fujimoto if he's laughing again after eating steamed vegetables.
05:14I'm going to ask Mr. Fujimoto if he's laughing again after eating steamed vegetables.
05:19Please comment accurately and react.
05:23Are you going to say something?
05:26I'm back.
05:2780%
05:2880%
05:29Who is it?
05:30Wait a minute.
05:32Don't come out.
05:34Do it properly.
05:36That's enough.
05:38I'm tired of it.
05:40I'm still doing this.
05:42I'm back.
05:43I'm back.
05:44I thought I'd get my sense of humor back.
05:50That's not funny.
05:52The octopus was pecking at my dad.
06:00You're crazy.
06:03Do you have any advice for this show?
06:06I can't give you advice.
06:08I want you to do it right away.
06:10What is it?
06:11No.
06:12No.
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:16No.
06:17No.
06:18Something like that.
06:19What do you want me to do?
06:21Stop it.
06:22Don't push me.
06:24I've been doing this for a long time, so please use my power.
06:29What do you mean?
06:30Please use my power.
06:31Be more specific.
06:32Damn it.
06:33What?
06:35It's over.
06:3720%
06:38I can't go back.
06:39This happens to everyone.
06:4120%
06:42I could have done better.
06:44What did KOUME put in?
06:47I should have put in KOUME's leather jacket.
06:52I should have put in a hat.
06:54I should have put in a silk shirt.
06:57Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
07:00Which one?
07:01This receipt.
07:03I'll give it back.
07:04Why?
07:05I told you.
07:06Why?
07:07You can't give it back to me, right?
07:09You're ignoring me.
07:10You should have pushed me.
07:15I've been doing this for a long time.
07:17You have.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:20You've been doing this for a long time.
07:22This one.
07:23What is it?
07:258,000 yen.
07:26What is this receipt?
07:28This is me.
07:29What?
07:30This is a receipt from Crystal Gym.
07:35The gym?
07:36Yes.
07:37Yoshimoto runs the gym.
07:39So, I'm in charge of Yoshimoto's factory.
07:42Is Yoshimoto running the gym?
07:44Yes.
07:45I go to the gym to protect my life.
07:48Your life?
07:49Yes.
07:51The reason why Naitsu Tsuchiya goes to the gym.
07:54His wife is involved in it.
07:57My wife supports me.
08:00When I'm in a bad mood, she teaches me until late at night.
08:06When I was broke, she gave me her cell phone.
08:10Wow.
08:11Once a year.
08:14But now, I don't use my cell phone anymore.
08:18It's convenient.
08:19I'm afraid of that.
08:23Two years ago, she started going to the gym.
08:27She goes to the gym three or four times a week.
08:32That's a lot.
08:33When I realized it, I was in a bad mood.
08:37Your wife?
08:38Yes, my wife.
08:39Then I realized.
08:40This is a time when you can control everything.
08:44What happened?
08:45I thought I could run away with my manly power.
08:50But maybe...
08:52If you get caught, it's over.
08:53It's dangerous.
08:54If I get caught.
08:55It's over.
08:56That's how dangerous it is.
08:58So I run to the gym and train my body.
09:02What makes your wife angry?
09:04When I'm in a bad mood, she tells me not to go to the gym.
09:07When I was in a bad mood, I was on a live show with a high school girl.
09:13I was on a show called JUSHI DAISEN SHIMONE TAIYO.
09:16When I came back from the live show, I got a phone call from the dressing room.
09:20I got a phone call from KAMI.
09:22I got a picture of a bear doll at home.
09:26I got a picture of a doll with a missing neck.
09:30I told her not to take it.
09:32Is it a knife use?
09:34That's amazing.
09:35It's a knife use for your job.
09:37Can you say this to her?
09:41I work and make money.
09:43So please wait at home.
09:46It's a big deal.
09:48It's a big deal.
09:50You shouldn't say that.
09:52I think I'll get an e-mail from DAIGO.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:59The police will come.
10:01The winner is.
10:05SASHIMONO SHI.
10:07SASHIMONO SHI.
10:08TSUCHIYA has become stronger.
10:11His wife has also become stronger.
10:14I don't want to fight.
10:17TSUYOSHI NAGABUCHI is the wife of ETSUKO SHIOMI.
10:21He started to expect that.
10:23They haven't had a fight since then.
10:26I went to the gym for the first time since TSUYOSHI NAGABUCHI.
10:30That's amazing.
10:31This is the second.
10:34Is it a cleaning?
10:36Who is it?
10:37This is my receipt.
10:39This is the wedding of TAKANO SAKAI of ONIGOE TOMAHAWK.
10:44This is a cleaning table for stage costumes to wear at the wedding.
10:51TAKANO is on a break.
10:53He asks for the right clothes for the entertainer's wedding.
10:57I'm an entertainer, so should I wear a stage costume or a suit?
11:05I was wondering which one to choose.
11:08I decided to wear a stage costume.
11:11I took out the cleaning.
11:13I wore this.
11:15This suit.
11:17Everyone else was wearing a suit.
11:19This is a normal suit.
11:21This is a normal suit.
11:23This will be more flashy than the main character.
11:25That's right.
11:27You can put it back.
11:29That's right.
11:31I can't help it.
11:32I can't stand out from the bride and groom.
11:34That's why I'm wearing a suit.
11:37Are you skinnier than the bride and groom?
11:40I'm skinnier.
11:41You can't say that.
11:43BKB was there.
11:46BKB was there.
11:49BKB is wearing a suit.
11:51It was a fun meeting.
11:54Everyone went home.
11:57On the way home, BKB said,
12:01You can't stand out from the bride and groom.
12:04You're serious.
12:06I'm serious.
12:07You're a senior.
12:09I think it's okay to wear a stage costume because you're an entertainer.
12:13I wonder if I can say the same thing at the wedding.
12:16I can't do it.
12:18That's not true.
12:20It's okay because it's an entertainer's wedding.
12:22The bride and groom are not entertainers.
12:24This is important.
12:26I think about my wife the most at this time.
12:29Your wife is the main character.
12:30It's not good.
12:31I think it's okay because it's an entertainer's wedding.
12:34I've heard that a lot lately.
12:36I wonder if it's okay to be an entertainer.
12:38I can't do it.
12:39You can't do it.
12:40I can't do it.
12:41You can't say that.
12:43I want to wear it again.
12:45I want to wear yellow in the future.
12:47I don't want to wear a suit like that.
12:48Who is wearing a suit like that?
12:50Let's move on to the fifth.
12:52Let's move on to the fifth.
12:54Let's move on to the fifth.
12:57Let's move on to the fifth.
12:59I can't do it.
13:01I can't do it.
13:03I've heard a lot of embarrassing stories.
13:07What are you talking about?
13:09I've heard a lot of embarrassing stories.
13:15I think it's this.
13:17It's me.
13:19It's Mori-chan.
13:20This is my lunch money when I made a mistake in private.
13:28A mistake?
13:29Actually, there's someone I've always wanted to meet.
13:35What?
13:36What did Morikasumi think after this?
13:41Everyone is nervous because you're lying.
13:44Let's forget about it.
13:46I have to go to the bathroom and change the salt to Morikasumi.
13:51I'm so scared.
13:56Morikasumi, the representative of Azato girls in Reiwa.
13:59He can't get out of his private life.
14:02Azato, what you're doing now is your job.
14:06This is my job now.
14:09It's your job.
14:10I don't do this in private.
14:12I don't do this in private.
14:13I took this out of my private life.
14:15I only have a few best friends that I can talk to.
14:21I asked my best friend to have lunch with me.
14:25We had lunch at a fancy cafe.
14:30My best friend's husband was shopping nearby.
14:35He asked me if I could take him with me.
14:38So, I came with him.
14:40I have to go to the bathroom and change the salt to Morikasumi.
14:48Do you have to change the salt?
14:49Do you have to change your makeup?
14:50I don't have to change my makeup.
14:53I'm so scared.
14:55I'm so scared.
14:57This is not a blind date.
14:59This is not a blind date.
15:02I have to change the switch.
15:04I have to change the switch to Morikasumi.
15:06I don't know my husband in person.
15:09So, I'm not different from the viewers.
15:11You don't have to care about your husband.
15:14I think so.
15:16I don't care about my husband.
15:20So, I talk to him in various places.
15:22His opinion is the most reliable.
15:28He said, Morikasumi was really cute.
15:32He said, Morikasumi was a good girl.
15:35I want him to say that.
15:37That's amazing.
15:39His opinion is the most reliable.
15:41I see.
15:42I saw Morikasumi in person.
15:44He said, Morikasumi was really cute.
15:47That's his opinion.
15:48That's not true.
15:49I made it up.
15:51That's true.
15:52It's a business.
15:53I made it up.
15:55That's hard.
15:56That's right.
15:57Recently, many people around me got married.
16:00When I go out with my female friends,
16:03many people bring their husbands or boyfriends.
16:07Isn't that common?
16:10I quit because I wanted to ask you.
16:12That's not true.
16:14I don't care about that.
16:16Do you want to be popular?
16:18I don't want to be popular with my husband.
16:19I want to be popular with my boyfriend.
16:20Who do you want to be popular with?
16:24Who do I want to be popular with?
16:26Someone who has a lot of money.
16:28That's clear.
16:30What do you want to be popular with?
16:32I want to be popular with someone who is creative.
16:35I want to be popular with someone who can make a number from 0 to 1.
16:40Actually, there is someone I've always wanted to meet.
16:47What?
16:48It's a common pattern in this program.
16:51Suddenly.
16:52I don't care about that.
16:54Maybe it's true.
16:56It's a common pattern in this program.
16:59I've always wanted to meet him.
17:02How long have you wanted to meet him?
17:03I've wanted to meet him since I was a college student.
17:05What?
17:07That's a long time.
17:08Everyone is excited to meet him.
17:11That's true.
17:13Can you tell us who he is?
17:16He is BKB.
17:17I don't care.
17:19I don't care.
17:21I don't care.
17:23He is making something from 0.
17:25That's true.
17:27He is very creative.
17:29What do you like?
17:31He doesn't have a bike.
17:33He has only one bike.
17:35He doesn't have a bike that can go through B, K and B.
17:38That's right.
17:40That's a good point.
17:41He doesn't have a bike that can go through B, K and B.
17:43He doesn't have a bike that can go through B, K and B.
17:48He has only BKB.
17:50He is BKB.
17:52Hey, hey.
17:53Why are you still doing that?
17:55Wait.
17:56I feel sorry for this couple who were used to talk about BKB.
18:01I'm sorry.
18:02I'll give you back this receipt.
18:05That's right.
18:06That's right.
18:07I'll give you back this receipt.
18:08That's right.
18:09I'll give you back this receipt.
18:12Morita will send me a message after this recording.
18:16Yes.
18:17BKB will come to me.
18:18Yes.
18:19I'll give you back this receipt.
18:21I'll give you back this receipt.
18:23Why?
18:24That's too cute.
18:25That's too bad.
18:26That's too bad.
18:27That's too bad.
18:28That's too bad.
18:29In this way, I don't feel sorry for this couple.
18:32That's right.
18:36Kawasaki is like that.
18:38Let's go.
18:39Hello.
18:40I'm from the comedy club.
18:43Everyone is like that.
18:45Everyone is like that.
18:46Everyone is from the comedy club.
18:48Everyone is like that.
18:49I'm nervous, so please don't be funny.
18:54I'm serious.
18:56Don't be on me.
18:57I'm sorry.
18:58I'm sorry.
18:59I don't know if I can talk calmly because I'm too angry.
19:03This is the story of the BKB fan in the bar.
19:07Because of the title?
19:09The title is not a funny problem.
19:12Don't put it in.
19:13Don't put it in.
19:14Don't make me laugh.
19:15That's not true.
19:16How did Kawasaki's bike end up in a bar?
19:21There was a girl I knew 2-3 years ago.
19:25She was a bit conscious of her appearance.
19:29She said she wanted to go to Nakano's yakiton shop.
19:34It was pretty crowded.
19:36She was sitting there.
19:38She opened one seat and sat there.
19:41I thought it was between us.
19:43I said I'm sorry.
19:46But the person next to me was like this.
19:50It was a bit cramped.
19:52I said I'm sorry.
19:54It was a man in his late 40s.
19:57He was a bit aggressive.
19:59I was like, it's been a while.
20:02After 5 minutes,
20:04I saw a man in his late 40s and his wife.
20:09She was blonde.
20:12She said, hey, hey, hey.
20:16I said, I'm sorry.
20:19She said, no, no, no.
20:21That's how she said it.
20:23She said, why are you hesitating?
20:27I said, I don't want to.
20:29The person next to him got even more excited.
20:33Why are you laughing?
20:35What?
20:37It's an American last word.
20:39Last word?
20:41I was nice to him as a Japanese,
20:44but he was like, is he an American?
20:47Let's watch the episode again on VIVA Hulu.
20:51Don't forget to subscribe to VIVA.
20:55Kawasaki Bike.
20:57While they were having a date at a pub,
20:59the person next to them...
21:01The man came in.
21:03The woman said, I'm licking him.
21:06It's like a manga.
21:08It's like Aotsu Sekuro.
21:10I had no choice but to say it.
21:12I said, I'm not licking him.
21:14I said, I'm sorry.
21:16He said, why are you drinking with a woman?
21:18I said, that's not true.
21:20He said, why are you speaking in Kansai dialect?
21:22I was like, why are you speaking in Kansai dialect?
21:26The most annoying thing was
21:28that the woman was in trouble.
21:30That's right.
21:32The woman kept making this face.
21:34What should I say?
21:36What kind of face?
21:38When I saw that, I was like, why are you laughing?
21:40What?
21:42The man started attacking the woman.
21:46That's...
21:48It's like a manga.
21:50It's BKB.
21:52I was like, this is definitely scary.
21:54I was scared, so I made this face.
21:56The man was calm.
21:58He was calm.
22:00The man was looking for a place to drop him off.
22:02The man was looking for a place to drop him off.
22:04They argued for about 20 minutes.
22:06The man was like, let's drink together.
22:08The man was like, let's drink together.
22:10And the woman was standing up.
22:12And the woman was standing up.
22:14And the man went home.
22:16And the man went home.
22:18The atmosphere was bad.
22:20The woman was worried about him.
22:22It was like nothing happened.
22:24She asked him what he was doing.
22:26He was a good boy.
22:28I was playing old games.
22:30I was playing old games.
22:32I was playing old games.
22:34The woman asked me.
22:36I answered, it was a nice day.
22:38I'm going to tell the truth.
22:40I was telling the truth.
22:42I should have said something.
22:44I should have said, it was a nice day.
22:46I should have said, it was a nice day.
22:48It was a date after a long time.
22:50It was a date after a long time.
22:52I felt sorry for him.
22:54I felt sorry for him.
22:56I felt sorry for him.
22:58How cute.
23:00If I had a place to drop him off,
23:02My god
23:06We're gonna mostly you can eat it at our door
23:09It's going to take a week to move commiserate
23:11So they don't go study Sydney. I'm told I don't know what I'm gonna kiss a cut there. She can't go home
23:18So no no no come on, I'm a eat or what that'll move. I got a little extra. I can't do it. Oh my god
23:26It's got such
23:28And the sun can't come here
23:32You