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00:00Read and write
00:03And surf the net all of the day and all of the night
00:06O'Neal, you can talk!
00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself
00:10If you let the cat out of the bag
00:12You'd be a celebrity
00:14And you'd wanna lead a dog's life
00:16The secret's gonna stay with you and me
00:18Watch my chops, shush!
00:20It's no joke that all you spoke, you said
00:22Watch my chops
00:23They must never hear a word
00:25A talking dog
00:27How absurd!
00:41Jungle Panic!
00:43The TV game show that's 100% pure adventure!
00:46There's just one rule
00:47Bernie!
00:48Survive for one week on a dream island packed with hidden nightmares
00:51Two weeks, competitors have to win
00:53What? Good day!
00:55I wonder if you can help me
00:56I'm looking for a Cornille Grimmond who lives upstairs
00:59Yeah, his owners are away
01:01But he's with me, I'm his dog sitter
01:04I have some good news
01:05You're rich, my boy
01:08I'm rich?
01:09Is this for candid camera?
01:10Yes!
01:11I'm rich!
01:12I'm rich!
01:16Not you, him!
01:19My little Cornille
01:21But how come?
01:24Hi, Bernie Barges, dog sitter
01:26Pleased to meet you, mister...
01:28John John Watson, lawyer
01:30I represent Mrs. Joanna Bartland, the famous billionaire
01:33She has decided to bequeath her fortune to a dog
01:35We only know by license number 68837
01:38According to records at City Hall, Cornille here is the rightful heir
01:42But, but, but...
01:45Don't move, I'll be right back
01:49There must be some mistake, Bernie
01:51I don't know any Joanna Bartland
01:53Cornille, you heard the man
01:55You're the rightful heir
01:56He must have forgotten, that's all
01:58Come on, just leave the negotiating to me
02:01So, you were saying, mister...
02:04John John Wat-Watson
02:06Mrs. Bartland chose Cornille
02:08As he was the only living being to have shown her true affection
02:11Without ever showing the slightest interest in her vast fortune
02:15Really?
02:16The thing some people are interested in, huh?
02:20Vast? How vast?
02:33Rounded down to the nearest million
02:35As Cornille's dog sitter, of course, you are entitled to 10% of the bequest
02:3910%?
02:41Filthy, lousy, stinking rich!
02:43Check it out!
02:50Cool! A limousine!
02:52Is this part of the inheritance?
02:53Yes, as well as a number of shops, jewellers, perfumeries, offices, factories, banks, hotels, restaurants...
03:20But that's all changing now, bro
03:22Cause we got all granny's dough
03:24We's like kings, now brothers see
03:26He's called Cornille
03:28Bernie!
03:30I snap my fingers, the city's mine
03:32I raise my arms, they all come around
03:34I clap my hands, now it's all fine
03:36Thanks to my dog, now it's all mine
03:42And here is Mrs. Bartland's residence
03:45Holy macaroni! It's Buckingham Palace!
03:4820 bedrooms, 10 car garage, 2 gymnasiums, swimming pools, tennis courts, equestrian grounds and a private golf course
03:55Swimming pool? I'd say we go for a dip
03:57I'm sorry, but the papers need to be signed first
04:03What?
04:04Bernie, there's been a mistake
04:06I'm not the heir to all this
04:08I've never been to this house before
04:10I'm sure of it
04:11You have to tell him
04:13Are you nuts?
04:14Who's gonna find out?
04:15Like some other dog is gonna step forward and claim its inheritance
04:18Hell, even if you don't, I have my scruples
04:22No matter what the gain, I could never claim someone else's inheritance
04:25Oh yeah? Come on, come on and tell your story to the liar
04:29Come on, hop hop hop
04:31Oops, I forgot, then he'd find out you can talk
04:40Mrs. Bartland has bequeathed her entire fortune to one rightful beneficiary
04:45That is to say, this distinguished and obedient dog
04:50Distinguished and obedient?
04:52Yeah, that's my corneal alright
04:56That's strange, according to Mrs. Bartland, the rightful beneficiary is an extremely obedient dog
05:02Oh yes, he is
05:04He's just also extremely playful, that's all
05:07You're just playing around, aren't you corneal?
05:10Come on, it's late, we need to be in good shape for tomorrow
05:15What on earth is he doing?
05:17According to Mrs. Bartland, her air is distinguished
05:21I think someone has made a mistake at the town hall
05:23But wait, he's not getting filthy
05:26He wants to take a mud bath
05:28He's having a spa day
05:30What a refined little fellow
05:33There can be no doubt that this is indeed the rightful beneficiary
05:37See you tomorrow, to sign the papers
05:41So, thought you had me, did you?
05:43Number 68837
05:46Bernie, watch my chops
05:49There is no way I'm helping you spend someone else's inheritance
05:52Spend? Moi?
05:59Yeah, over there
06:00Hi Romeo, hey, I'm having a little party
06:03I'm just celebrating my birthday
06:05No little party, I'm just celebrating a little inheritance
06:08Yeah, next Saturday?
06:10Okay, yeah, see ya
06:19Have you gone mad Bernie?
06:21Look corneal, what nice little parrots
06:25Fly little parrot, fly
06:28They are pink flamingos Bernie
06:32Bernie, where did you get the money to buy all this?
06:36Don't worry, it's all coming out of a little advance of my 10%
06:42Here, I bought something for you too
06:45For me?
06:47A necklace?
06:49Bernie, it's wonderful
06:55It's an electronically coded collar that will keep track of you
06:58Every second of the day and night
07:00Just so you don't get any ideas about ditching on our inheritance
07:03And this, this is in case you try to run away
07:06You have to admit, life is much easier when you're rich
07:12You've turned into a monster Bernie
07:20Oh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie
07:24Always getting ahead of yourself
07:27Underestimating the enemy
07:37You crazy mutt, what are you doing?
07:39Pot behind my back?
07:41Yeah, trying to pull a wool over my Bernie's eyes
07:57Here's my license
08:00Wretched pizza
08:02That's not an 8, it's a 6
08:05That explains everything
08:07But who has license number 68837?
08:11Hello, is this the dog pound?
08:13Yes, hello, hello please, hang on
08:16Fire department, yes
08:18Small dog, big nose, four paws and an attitude
08:21And he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars
08:23Hello, hello, hello
08:25Nasa, put all your spy satellites on red alert
08:28I've lost my dog, I won't hang up
08:31Hello, hello, hello
08:34Bernie, Bernie, Bernie
08:36It's me that you want Bernie
08:38I'm all yours, come and get me
08:41My little 68837
08:43I was so scared that something had happened to you
08:47Good, all the documents regarding
08:49Cornel Grimmond's inheritance from Mrs. Bartland are ready
08:53Excuse me, is there a problem?
08:55No, why?
08:58Good, now let's get on with signing the papers
09:05I'm gonna unleash you but don't try any funny business, understand?
09:15Come on, open your paw
09:17Why you little...
09:20Oh no!
09:24Come back here
09:29Open, open
09:31Stop, stop, stop
09:33Stop 68837, stop
09:48Stop, he's there, I can see him
09:52Hey look, he's gone down there
10:01I love you today more than yesterday
10:04Samantha, I was so afraid you would hurt yourself
10:08You're so beautiful
10:10Hey you, give him back his picture
10:12I'm looking for my dog, he's smiling yellow with a big nose
10:15Have you seen him?
10:22I got him, I got him
10:24But this is Joanna Bartland
10:27That's right, I worked for the old bag for 20 years
10:31She adored my dog
10:33Used to joke around, she was gonna leave her whole fortune to him
10:36Isn't that right, honey?
10:42Are you married?
10:52Open up, take everything, and I mean everything
10:55Bernie Barges, he's the cleverest and nobody fools Bernie Barges
11:00You see Bernie, I'm going to tell you something
11:03Evil goes to borrowing, goes to stealing
11:06Ok, you wanna take everything? So take that!
11:22What goes up, must come down Bernie
11:25In your case, coming down in flames and crashing to the ground
11:29Hey, they missed one, I knew they wouldn't find it here
11:51Translation & sous-titrage par Quentin Dewaghe Traduction & sous-titrage par Quentin Dewaghe q.dewaghe.com