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00:00Read and write
00:02And surf the net all of the day and all of the night
00:06Cornille, you can talk!
00:08And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself
00:10If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity
00:14If you wanna lead a dog's life, the secret's gonna stay with you and me
00:18Watch my chops, shush!
00:20It's no joke that all he spoke, he said, was watch my chops
00:23They must never hear a word, a talking dog
00:27How absurd!
00:44Look, Bernie, there's going to be a classical music concert in the park
00:48Oh yeah? But I've got a football match in the stadium
00:51But Bernie, it's a one-off violin concert
00:54We'll draw lots for it
00:56I'm football, you're the concert
00:58Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a piggy, bye, see ya
01:02The toe! Sorry, football wins
01:05I'm sorry, Bernie. One, you cheated
01:08Two, there's no way I'm going to miss this concert
01:10Well, you can just go to your concert on your own
01:13You're so selfish!
01:17Selfish? Me? And Bernie? There can't be a more selfish dog-sitter than him
01:23So, little doggy, taking a walk, were you? Without your collar
01:33What's he up to?
01:35I suppose I'll have to go looking for sir as well
01:39Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me
01:43Have you seen my dog? He's yellow, about so big, I mean so small
01:48Ah, a yellow dog with a big nose, yeah, I saw him
01:52But since he didn't have a collar, I called the L.A.S.
01:56The Lost Animal Society? Oh no!
02:04Gave him away? You gave Cornel my dog away already?
02:08The adoption process usually takes several days, but this was an exceptional case
02:14Don't worry, we've lots of other lovely dogs that will soon make you forget about your Borneal
02:20I don't want another dog, I want my dog, and his name isn't Borneal, it's Corneal, where is he?
02:26Borneal, Torneal, what's the difference?
02:29I'm not at liberty to give you the name of his new master
02:32Particularly since Mr. Dawson lives in the retirement home next door and he's all on his own
02:41Here we are, Junior, we've arrived
02:43It's a big garden and we even have shows
02:47I'm sure you'll like it here
02:52Where are you going, Junior? This is where you live
02:55Corneal, old buddy, if only you knew how scared I was
02:59I thought I'd never see you again
03:01Corneal, I'm sorry young man, but I think you're mistaken
03:05This dog is mine, his name's Junior
03:07It's a mistake, you're not going to believe this
03:10I wanted to play football, but Corneal insisted on going to the classical music concert
03:14And he loves playing the violin, you know
03:16Anyway, he took off his collar
03:18You're right, I don't believe you, a dog that plays the violin, why not the clarinet while you're at it?
03:23Goodbye, sonny
03:32This is your new home, Junior
03:34If only you knew how happy I am not to be on my own any longer
03:38At last, someone to talk to and share some happy moments with
03:43Junior, when I saw you at the LAS, I said to myself
03:47Dawson, do not leave this dog all alone
03:50No one deserves to be alone
04:01Hello Mr Dawson, I made some cookies and I thought of you
04:09Thank you
04:14I don't understand it, Junior
04:16I've climbed to the top of Everest, I've parachuted out of a plane and I've done aerobatics
04:22But talking to Margarita is quite beyond me
04:27Corneal, come here, we've got to get out
04:30I can't, Bernie
04:33To tell the truth, Bernie, I don't want to
04:35I have to do something for poor Mr Dawson
04:38No one deserves to be alone
04:40Poor Mr Dawson? Have you gone nuts?
04:43Have you thought about John and Beth, your owners?
04:54Corneal, you dirty little scoundrel!
04:56I'm gonna count to three
04:58Ok, Junior
04:59One
05:00I'm coming
05:01Two
05:02That's three
05:06There, you must be thirsty
05:09Say, did I close the blinds?
05:12Living on my own is driving me crazy
05:14Mr Dawson, from tonight, you'll be alone no longer
05:21Corneal, I'm leaving! Goodbye!
05:26Corneal, you're coming home with me before tonight, whether you like it or not
05:30Come on, Junior
05:32Time for a snack
05:35Time for a snack
05:42Junior!
05:44Where are you going?
05:51Margarita, my dear, would you allow me to share your table?
05:56Next time, perhaps, Mr Rival
05:58It looks like I've already got a guest
06:02Come and sit down, Mr Dawson
06:05Your dog's reserved a place for you
06:11This is the first time we've ever taken tea together, Mr Dawson
06:15I'm delighted
06:17Me too
06:20Silence, please! Ladies and gentlemen!
06:23It's time for today's show
06:25Oh, no!
06:26Bernidas the Magicus is about to make a member of the audience disappear
06:30Do I have any volunteers?
06:33J'ai dit que c'était moi !
06:36Le chien ! Oui, le chien a volonté !
06:38Pouvez-vous m'aider, monsieur ?
06:40Mon junior ?
06:42Il n'est pas en danger.
06:44Là !
06:45Sors de là, vieux ami.
06:47En trois, tu vas tomber dans la porte.
06:52Tu vas voir ce que tu vas voir.
06:54La main de la parole magique ?
06:55Le chien sera perdu.
06:58Regarde prochement.
07:00Abracadabra burnidas magicianas !
07:02Disapparaitre !
07:13Junior, tu étais merveilleux.
07:16Laisse ton endroit et tu vas le perdre.
07:25Junior ?
07:26C'est trop pour moi.
07:27Je ne peux pas parler à Marguerite.
07:30Mais je l'ai déjà écrite.
07:32C'est un secret.
07:35Avec toi, Marguerite,
07:37mon coeur n'arrête pas de battre.
07:39Et je me sens aussi faible
07:41qu'une vieille bête.
07:43Alors, Junior,
07:44que penses-tu ?
07:46Junior, où vas-tu ?
07:52Là, c'est plus poétique.
07:53Junior ?
07:54Où es-tu ?
07:58Junior ?
08:00Qu'est-ce que tu m'as apporté ?
08:03Un poème ?
08:05Junior !
08:06Désolé, Marguerite.
08:07Tu es là.
08:08Je suis vraiment désolé,
08:09mais Junior s'est éloigné de moi.
08:14Monsieur Dawson,
08:15vous parlez à moi.
08:17Moi ? Non, je veux dire...
08:19Oui, je veux dire...
08:22La vérité est, Marguerite,
08:24lise ça et tu comprendras.
08:33C'est merveilleux !
08:39Alarme de feu !
08:40Évacuez le bâtiment !
08:41Les enfants et les chiens d'abord !
08:45Je ne peux pas.
08:46Je ne peux pas.
08:47Je ne peux pas.
08:48Je ne peux pas.
08:49Je ne peux pas.
08:51Allez !
08:54Viens, viens !
08:56Je vous ai attrapé, Cornille,
08:57et je vais vous emmener à la maison.
08:58Bernie ?
09:01Bernie, mon poilon !
09:04Non !
09:06Pas jusqu'à ce que
09:07Mathieu et Marguerite s'unissent.
09:08Bien,
09:09et comment vas-tu faire ça ?
09:11Tu vas m'aider.
09:12Je sens que
09:13tu as des talents cachés.
09:17Bonjour,
09:18Welcome to the Fantastic Wheel of Travel!
09:20We've a wonderful weekend for two to give away!
09:26Maybe you're gonna bring me luck, Junior.
09:29And it's off! I mean on!
09:32And the first winner is... Marguerite!
09:38The second winner will be...
09:45And the winner is...
09:49Marguerite!
09:52And the winner is...
09:55Marguerite!
09:58And the winner is...
10:03It's still spinning!
10:10And the winner is... Mr. Dawson!
10:13No, Mr. Rival!
10:15Wait, Mr. Dawson!
10:17No, Mr. Rival!
10:18No, Mr. Dawson!
10:19Right, Dawson, Dawson!
10:21Yes, Dawson!
10:23Game set and match!
10:33J'espère que je n'ai rien oublié.
10:37Pauvre Neil, je vais vous manquer, vieux ami.
10:39Je serai tellement seul sans vous.
10:47Mr. Dawson, je pense que vous devez faire quelque chose pour ce pauvre garçon.
10:51Junior a l'air de le connaitre très bien.
10:53Je pense que vous devriez faire quelque chose pour le pauvre garçon.
10:55Junior a l'air de le connaitre très bien.
10:57Je pense que vous devez faire quelque chose pour le pauvre garçon.
10:59Je pense que vous devez faire quelque chose pour le pauvre garçon.
11:01Junior a l'air de le connaitre très bien.
11:06Voici, mon amour.
11:07Regarde-le.
11:09Tu ne seras plus seul.
11:11Mais promets-lui de ne plus le laisser seul sans un collier.
11:14Prends soin de lui.
11:18Dis-moi quelque chose, Bernie.
11:20Tu m'as manqué, n'est-ce pas?
11:22Ne sois pas ridicule.
11:23Je n'ai juste pas voulu perdre mon emploi de chien.
11:25C'est tout.
11:26J'ai oublié!
11:27Il y a un match de football au stade.
11:29Allons-y?
11:30Non, ne commence pas.
11:31Encore une fois, Bernie, s'il te plaît.