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00:30You
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00:58So you know and a nun this gun is in you didn't listen to our one grand prix you show no
01:04Omiyomi, Katie Shinsa, Nanda, Saga
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01:08Oasis realという曲を披露してくれるんだそうですそこでこちらの
01:12Harunosuke さんのことも応援してくれるんだそうですよどうですか本当ですかネタにされる
01:18Netanyaa リマストを気どきですじゃあご一緒にそれではどうぞ
01:28Hello, nice to meet you. I'm your host, Shinshi Genin.
01:33Nice to meet you.
01:38I've been to many exhibitions, but this is the most nerve-wracking one.
01:45There are teachers behind me, watching with their arms folded.
01:50I'm going to start. Everyone, please give me a warm welcome.
01:56Shall we start?
01:58There are many people I want to cheer for. Please listen.
02:05I'll cheer for you.
02:13People who break their dreams and go back to the countryside.
02:20People who failed to try new things.
02:25People who failed to confess to their loved ones.
02:33I'll cheer for you from the bottom of my heart.
02:43People who try to talk to a crying child.
02:48People who are called security guards.
02:51People who were hit by two people at the same time when they got into a fight.
02:58I'll cheer for you from the bottom of my heart.
03:16People who are called cute dogs.
03:21People who are called wild dogs.
03:25People who say that natural sashimi is delicious.
03:32People who are told that this is a Western food.
03:38I'll cheer for you from the bottom of my heart.
03:45I'll cheer for you from the bottom of my heart.
03:49That's right. There are more people I want to cheer for today.
03:55Tatekawa Harenosuke, who became a new member of SHOTEN.
04:03Can I cheer for you?
04:09Harenosuke, I'll cheer for you.
04:18It's been six months since I joined SHOTEN, but I can't sleep at all the day before.
04:28Harenosuke, who was mistaken for Shota Shisho and was told to change his name.
04:40I'll cheer for you from the bottom of my heart.
04:49Harenosuke, who lost his job due to COVID-19 and worked as a postman.
04:55Harenosuke, whose hourly wage was cheaper than his son's part-time job.
05:00Harenosuke, who was afraid of Shisho's Shinosuke.
05:06Harenosuke, who was afraid to hear the name Shinosuke.
05:13I'll cheer for you from the bottom of my heart.
05:23Everyone loves Harenosuke.
05:31Everyone is cheering for him.
05:37Thank you very much.
06:07The audience is cheering.
06:14The audience is cheering.
06:21The audience is cheering.
06:29It's time for the ceremony.
06:32First of all, please say hello to everyone who loves your smile.
06:35I'm Harenosuke.
06:37It is said that the annual salary is more than 1.3 million yen.
06:41In my case, it is more than 1.3 million yen for the blood pressure below.
06:47It's a high-blood pressure.
06:53It is often said that if you want to kill an entertainer, you have to kill him with a single yawn.
07:00There are about 20 people sleeping.
07:03How many people should I kill?
07:05I'm Ichinosuke.
07:09The Hakata Tenjin Rakugo Festival has ended safely.
07:13Thank you very much.
07:15I had a long talk with Shisho Shinosuke in the dressing room of Hakata Tenjin.
07:22It was mainly about Harenosuke.
07:25What kind of story did you talk about?
07:27I think it's a bad thing to say now.
07:30It's a bad thing.
07:36When I was told the name of Shisho, I couldn't say hello.
07:40I'm Tatekawa Harenosuke.
07:44I'm nervous.
07:46In Chibata, people who heard my Rakugo always say this.
07:50It was better than I thought.
07:54A man who goes beyond imagination.
08:00The other day, I was taken to the work of Sakai Minato in Tottori.
08:06I was told that Matsubagani is all-you-can-eat.
08:10It was two days before the end of the festival.
08:13I really want to eat Matsubagani.
08:19Next is this person who loves to give gifts to customers.
08:24Everyone.
08:26It's a mystery.
08:29Anyway, what is a cold fish?
08:36The answer is a shark.
08:40Shark!
08:42I'm Tatekawa Yamagata, the president of Zabuton.
08:47As usual, I'll give you a Zabuton if you give me a good answer.
08:53If you get a bad answer, I'll give you 10 Zabutons.
08:58I can't get 10 Zabutons.
09:01Let's get started.
09:03The first question.
09:05Mr. Yamagata, please give me an example.
09:07Yes, sir.
09:09He is energetic.
09:14Are you ready?
09:16Let's get started.
09:18It's a short story illustration.
09:21It looks like a person is depressed.
09:25Please think of a line from this illustration.
09:31You can make the illustration horizontal or vertical.
09:37Please think of a line from this illustration.
09:41Please think of a line from this illustration.
09:44Mr. Taihei.
09:45Self-regulation.
09:54Self-regulation.
09:56Mr. Kobayashi.
09:58Why is it always raining when I wash my car?
10:05It's raining.
10:07It's strange.
10:10Mr. Harunosuke.
10:12He is the best professional baseball player in Japan.
10:15He is the best professional baseball player in Japan.
10:23Mr. Taihei.
10:25It's too late to regret.
10:28It's too late to regret.
10:30Please give me an example.
10:33It's true.
10:35It's a waste of time.
10:37It's a waste of time.
10:39Mr. Ichinosuke.
10:41Only the election can make a politician down.
10:50Mr. Koraku, please give me an example.
10:52Why?
10:54Mr. Koraku.
10:55Mr. Koraku.
10:57I slipped and fell down in Kyushu.
11:05Why are you so confident?
11:09Mr. Ichinosuke.
11:11My wife ran away.
11:13I lost my wallet and my house burned down.
11:19Please raise your hand.
11:21Mr. Koyuza.
11:23I jumped out of the cold toilet in the winter morning.
11:34Please raise your hand.
11:38Mr. Koyuza.
11:40You are in good shape.
11:42I can't be praised like this.
11:45Mr. Koraku.
11:47I am the only one who supports the election.
11:53He doesn't support the election.
11:58What kind of support?
12:00Mr. Koraku.
12:03I'm sorry.
12:05I can't do it today either.
12:10Please raise your hand.
12:12I can't do it.
12:15Mr. Harunosuke.
12:17Let's change the angle.
12:18Please raise your hand.
12:28Mr. Taihei.
12:38Mr. Ichinosuke.
12:40This is the one point of the Polo shirt.
12:49It was cheap.
12:53Mr. Miyaji.
12:55I can't skate.
12:57Ice skating wall.
13:03Mr. Koyuza.
13:05I beg you.
13:07Please give me a punishment.
13:13Mr. Ichinosuke.
13:15You put it in by yourself.
13:18I have a fever.
13:21You put it in by yourself.
13:25Does your wife put it in your house?
13:28She is kind.
13:31I imagined it.
13:35Let's move on to the second question.
13:38When you go to other people's house,
13:41there is a unique smell in the house.
13:45When you go to other people's house,
13:48act like you smell something.
13:51Please tell me what kind of smell you smell.
13:55I will become a resident.
13:57Please continue.
14:02Each person's house has a unique smell.
14:05Mr. Harunosuke.
14:08This house smells like tobacco.
14:12Really?
14:14Is your wife smoking?
14:20Mr. Taihei.
14:23This house smells noble and noble.
14:29Really?
14:31It's because of this incense.
14:35Se-un.
14:37It's the light you saw.
14:41It's the hope I saw.
14:46Se-un.
14:48It's the heart of touching.
14:51It's the blue cloud of happiness.
14:56Se-un.
15:06It's because of the sponsor.
15:11Mr. Koikizaka.
15:14This house smells like my house.
15:18Really?
15:20It says Arandoron on the sign.
15:26Arandoron?
15:28Arandoron.
15:30I'm just saying the name.
15:33Mr. Miyaji.
15:35This house smells like sweat.
15:39Really?
15:41It's the house of Rakugo.
15:43It's the house of Taishu-gei.
15:49Please give me one.
15:51Mr. Koikizaka.
15:53This house smells like roses.
15:57Really?
15:59It says Shinputei Shota on the sign.
16:02I'm sorry.
16:05I'm sorry.
16:07Could you please stop the review series?
16:10Mr. Koraki.
16:12This house smells like oranges.
16:16Really?
16:18It's not your house. It's my house.
16:25Is this okay?
16:27I don't think so.
16:30Mr. Taiei.
16:32Doesn't this house smell like the sukiyaki bento we ate in the dressing room?
16:40Really?
16:52There's a bento thief!
16:57The sukiyaki was good, wasn't it?
17:01Mr. Miyaji.
17:03This house smells like truffles.
17:07Really?
17:09Are you watching a truffle contest?
17:23Excuse me.
17:25Mr. Ichinose, what did you think of that?
17:28Can I go home?
17:32We're doing this seriously.
17:35This is a battlefield.
17:37You can see a lot of things from here to there.
17:44Mr. Ichinose.
17:46You have to be serious, Miyaji.
17:48That's right.
17:50This house smells like breakfast.
17:55Really?
17:57Have I already eaten breakfast?
18:00Mr. Yoshiko!
18:02Have I already eaten breakfast three times?
18:05Have I eaten breakfast three times in this house?
18:16We're doing this seriously.
18:19This is a battlefield.
18:23Mr. Harunosuke.
18:24Mr. Harunosuke.
18:26Your house smells like perfume.
18:30Really?
18:32There's a pear here.
18:34Perfume?
18:37Give me one.
18:40Mr. Ichinose.
18:42Your house smells like sukiyaki.
18:47Really?
18:49It's dinner time!
18:52Let's eat!
18:54Mr. Yamada.
18:56Take this guy with you.
18:58Everyone's laughing.
19:00Let's move on to the next question.
19:03This is the third question.
19:06Mr. Yamada, please show us the example.
19:09Yes, sir.
19:16Listen up.
19:18When you're watching a period drama,
19:21there's a scene where the villain is caught.
19:24Please say,
19:26Goyoda! Goyoda!
19:28I'll be the one who says,
19:30What the hell is going on?
19:32So please say,
19:34Goyoda! Goyoda!
19:36to the villain.
19:38Mr. Harunosuke.
19:40When you're walking while looking at your phone,
19:44Goyoda! Goyoda!
19:46What the hell is going on?
19:48Look up how dangerous it is to walk with your phone.
19:51Give me one.
19:55There's a scene where you're walking down the stairs.
19:58It's dangerous, so please don't do that.
20:00Mr. Miyagi.
20:02When you're at a fashionable clothing store,
20:04Goyoda! Goyoda!
20:05What the hell is going on?
20:07If I say, does this look good on me?
20:09Don't say, it doesn't look good on me.
20:11It's a true story.
20:13Don't mess with me.
20:15Mr. Ichinosuke.
20:17My god,
20:19Goyoda! Goyoda!
20:21What the hell is going on?
20:22You must have washed the drain with your bare feet.
20:28I feel sorry for you, so please give me one.
20:30I feel sorry for you.
20:32Mr. Miyagi.
20:34When you're selling your body to the government,
20:36Goyoda! Goyoda!
20:38What the hell is going on?
20:40Don't you feel embarrassed to write such a long article?
20:44Please give me one.
20:48Mr. Goyoda.
20:49Your wedding ring is worth three times of your salary.
20:54Goyoda! Goyoda!
20:56What the hell is going on?
20:58Love is the most important thing.
21:06Mr. Taihei.
21:08After three minutes of fighting,
21:11you defeat the monster and go home.
21:14Goyoda! Goyoda!
21:16What the hell is going on?
21:17If you don't clean up the mess,
21:19the monster will rot away.
21:25You mean you don't know how to clean up the mess, right?
21:28That's right.
21:30Mr. Goyoda.
21:32Goyoda! Goyoda!
21:34What the hell is going on?
21:36Goyoda! Goyoda!
21:38I keep hearing Goyoda! Goyoda!
21:43It's because you're jealous.
21:45Is that so?
21:47Mr. Harinosuke.
21:49I have a message for the American people.
21:52What is it?
21:54Trump again?
21:56I hope he won't be Joker again.
22:00Please give me one.
22:02Mr. Kouraku.
22:04You just gave me a good answer.
22:06Just like now.
22:08It's not the same as now.
22:10It's a bit similar.
22:12Similar?
22:14Mr. Kouraku.
22:15Goyoda! Goyoda!
22:17You're the one who separates
22:19the burning trash from the non-burning trash.
22:21What the hell is going on?
22:23There's some trash that can be eaten.
22:26It's not similar.
22:29It's not similar at all.
22:32Mr. Itsunosuke.
22:34You're the one who doesn't give me a futon.
22:36Goyoda! Goyoda!
22:38What the hell is going on?
22:40You're useless.
22:42The reason why you're funny is because
22:43you're useless.
22:45Goyoda! Goyoda!
22:47Shut up!
22:49You're not funny!
22:51And the audience who laughed
22:53is not pleasant.
22:55Take one of Mr. Itsunosuke's.
22:57What?
22:59Okay, who did it?
23:01Okay, Mr. Itsunosuke.
23:03No, it wasn't.
23:05Goyoda! Goyoda!
23:07Goyoda! Goyoda!
23:09It's a mistake.
23:11Change the name.
23:13It's annoying because there are two of you.
23:15No.
23:17The name I got from Mr. Itsunosuke.
23:19No.
23:21No.
23:23Throw it away.
23:25Throw it away.
23:27Okay, Mr. Harinosuke.
23:29Goyoda! Goyoda!
23:31I have a favor to ask you,
23:33the entertainer who made me a song.
23:35What is it?
23:37Are you saying that I'm so scared of Mr. Itsunosuke?
23:39That's not true.
23:44Okay, Mr. Itsunosuke.
23:46It's a documentary.
23:48Okay.
23:50Goyoda! Goyoda!
23:52What is it?
23:54When you were painting my face,
23:56you said,
23:58which side is the face and which side is the head.
24:00You muttered,
24:02because I was hurt.
24:05Hey!
24:08The forehead and the head
24:10have a wig mark.
24:11The forehead and the head
24:13have a wig mark.
24:15So,
24:17which side is the face
24:19and which side is the head?
24:21Next week,
24:23Mr. Hanawa will sing
24:25the legend of Koraku.