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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02Nice to meet you!
00:05I'm getting used to this school.
00:08I'm getting used to it.
00:10It's easy to talk to and it's nice to see.
00:13I think I can come here every time.
00:15It's like a studio.
00:16I think I can come to Ueda school.
00:18Ah, that's good.
00:20It's like a school, including the stupid things we've done so far.
00:25You've been doing this for 19 years.
00:28I'm scared of the ground wave.
00:30I'm scared of the ground wave.
00:32What are you going to do today?
00:33Today, I'm going to go up to the ground wave.
00:35The first project is called Obaka Saikyo Ketteisen.
00:38We've done a lot of stupid projects,
00:42but since we're on the ground wave,
00:45I want to shoot a galaxy show.
00:48Let's shoot it.
00:50Well, I want to shoot it.
00:52Didn't you shoot it?
00:54I didn't shoot it.
00:55I've shot it five or six times.
00:57I haven't shot it once in three years.
00:59I haven't shot it.
01:01Sometimes, academic meetings are necessary.
01:04To shoot a galaxy show?
01:06That's right.
01:07Okay, Obaka Saikyo Ketteisen.
01:09It's the exact opposite.
01:11I can't shoot Obaka Saikyo Ketteisen.
01:13Really?
01:14So today, I'm going to call a comedian who is a lawyer.
01:19I'm going to ask him about being a lawyer.
01:22So you're going to shoot a galaxy show with human power?
01:24That's what I'm going to do.
01:26I'm going to shoot it.
01:29Today's guest is Mr. Kotake Seigikan.
01:33Nice to meet you.
01:34I'm guilty.
01:35Nice to meet you.
01:36I'm Kotake Seigikan.
01:37Nice to meet you.
01:38Nice to meet you.
01:39Kotake Seigikan is a two-time lawyer and comedian who has solved many requests so far.
01:47He's going to shoot a galaxy show with an academic project.
01:52Actually, four and a half years ago, he was excited about the behind-the-scenes story of the lawyer industry.
01:58He has something to say to Ueda.
02:01The first thing I want to say is that when I was called four and a half years ago,
02:04I was told that I would be called again soon.
02:06It's been four and a half years since then, so I'm going to give up everything.
02:13Four and a half years is just a few months.
02:15It's just a few months.
02:16I thought I'd be called in a few months.
02:20That's your own interpretation.
02:22It's a human interpretation.
02:24It's a general, rational interpretation.
02:26We're on a space scale.
02:27If you think about it from the perspective of the 1.4 billion-year-old Big Bang, it's just a moment.
02:32It's just a moment.
02:33It's still soon.
02:34I don't know if that will work in court.
02:38This is bad.
02:39I'm going to lose.
02:40Are you going to bring this story to court?
02:42I don't feel like I can win.
02:43I'll go to court right away.
02:45You're a bad junior.
02:47I can't do anything bad.
02:49This is a real lawyer's badge.
02:51This is a real lawyer's badge.
02:53Give it to me.
02:55I can't give it to you.
02:57Can't I buy it?
02:59It's a pigeon badge.
03:02It's not peace.
03:03It's not peace.
03:04Can't I buy a pigeon badge?
03:05There's only one lawyer's badge.
03:07Do you buy it?
03:09It's given to you first.
03:12It's hard to lose it.
03:14What happens if you lose it?
03:15You write a letter of apology.
03:19If you pay for it, it will be reissued.
03:22But the number of reissues is engraved on the back of the badge.
03:29It's an unauthorized number.
03:31If you ask a lawyer to show you the back of the lawyer's badge,
03:36If you say you don't want to show it,
03:38You may not be able to prove it.
03:40It's a mess.
03:43I see.
03:44What is the difference between a lawyer's job and a comedian's job?
03:49I became more famous among lawyers.
03:54I got more jobs from lawyers' meetings.
03:57What do you mean?
03:58When a lawyer's meeting held an event,
04:01I was asked to make a joke.
04:03Make a joke?
04:05That's funny.
04:06I once went to a lawyer's meeting in Sapporo.
04:10A lawyer's meeting in Sapporo?
04:13I made a joke about introducing a strange law.
04:18It was funny to ordinary people.
04:20But almost everyone was a lawyer that day.
04:22Everyone said,
04:23Oh, I know that.
04:25That's right.
04:27But I didn't get it at all.
04:29You knew it.
04:31You were exposed.
04:33A lawyer's comedian, Justice Kotake,
04:36The back side of the law.
04:38It's a lot of trouble for the public.
04:40It reveals the reality of an unfair trial.
04:43There's a way to call it in the industry.
04:46We call a prosecutor a P.
04:49P?
04:50In English, prosecutors are called prosecutors.
04:52Prosecutor.
04:54A judge is called a J.
04:56Judge J.
04:58The person in charge is called J.
05:02It's like an industry.
05:07We call a lawyer a B.
05:09B?
05:10A lawyer's B.
05:11It's lame.
05:12It's not that Japanese.
05:14Maybe the person who said it first didn't think of the lawyer's English.
05:18We call a lawyer a B.
05:21What do you call a lawyer in English?
05:23Lawyer.
05:25You don't say L.
05:27We don't say L.
05:29I see.
05:30I feel like I said L or Death Note.
05:36B is easier to get along with.
05:38B is easier to get along with.
05:40We're getting closer to Galaxy.
05:42We're counting on you, Galaxy.
05:44We're drinking, so please do it.
05:48We have a quiz for you.
05:52He's smart.
05:54He thinks a lot.
05:56Let's get started.
06:00This question is from Minpo.
06:03In the following case, the marriage will be invalid.
06:06The marriage will be invalid even if the marriage certificate is issued.
06:14This is the question.
06:19This is the only question?
06:20Yes.
06:21This is the question.
06:23Does that mean both of them are correct?
06:26There are many possible answers, but this is the only one.
06:30There's only one?
06:32I don't know, but there's already a spouse.
06:37In that case, the marriage will be invalid.
06:40It's not invalid, but it's not true.
06:43It's not true.
06:45It's not true.
06:48The name, age, birthplace, and existence of the spouse are all false.
06:56Everything is a lie.
07:00Nothing is true.
07:03It's pretty close.
07:08I don't really like her.
07:10It's a matter of feeling.
07:12We'll talk about that later.
07:14The host is like,
07:17The host is like,
07:20Say something.
07:22It's stupid.
07:24I'll give you the answer.
07:26The answer is, it's a case of misunderstanding.
07:30What do you mean?
07:32I got married, but it wasn't this person.
07:35What do you mean by misunderstanding?
07:38We decided to write the marriage certificate together.
07:41While we were writing the marriage certificate,
07:43the host was called by someone,
07:45and a different person happened to sit here.
07:47The host said,
07:49I'm not going to write this person.
07:51I'm not going to write this person.
07:53There's a marriage certificate, right?
07:55There's a marriage certificate.
07:57I wrote the marriage certificate,
07:59and the host came back from the bathroom.
08:01I said, okay, I did it.
08:03I came back,
08:05and I saw that the name was different,
08:07and I said,
08:09That's exactly it.
08:11That's exactly it.
08:13I didn't know that.
08:15Did you actually see it?
08:17No, I've never seen it.
08:19It's written in legal terms.
08:21It's written in legal terms.
08:23It's written in detail.
08:25It's written in detail.
08:27I didn't know it was this detailed.
08:29I didn't know it was this detailed.
08:31I didn't know it was this detailed.
08:33For example,
08:35This car is prohibited by land auctions.
08:37This car is prohibited by land auctions.
08:39This is on the road.
08:41You have to be careful
08:43You have to be careful
08:45with everything.
08:49It's on the road.
08:51It's supposed to be reversed.
08:53It's supposed to be reversed.
08:55That'd be a violation.
08:57What weight of the vehicle
08:59with the fake lights put in it on the road
09:02Would you do it?
09:03If you don't do it, you might accidentally do it.
09:06There's no way anyone would do it.
09:08Was there actually a case like this in the past?
09:11Well, if there was, it would be a problem, so it's probably legal.
09:15You're thinking about all kinds of possibilities.
09:18That's amazing.
09:20This might really not be possible.
09:22The next case is Koryu or Akari.
09:25As a hint, I want you to be careful when walking a dog.
09:29It's a crime. It's a light crime.
09:31Let's say a dog poops while you're walking it.
09:35Should you throw it into someone else's house?
09:39That would be a crime, but that's not the case.
09:42I'm talking about a dog.
09:44A mother.
09:45If you let a mother walk a dog,
09:49it's not that serious of a crime.
09:51No, it's legal.
09:53It's legal?
09:54It's legal.
09:55As long as she has the will to do it.
09:57As long as she has the will.
09:58I love you.
09:59But let's not walk a dog, Masashi.
10:03It's fine, right?
10:04But this is a light crime.
10:06Let's not do it.
10:08No, it's legal.
10:09It's more legal than I thought.
10:11This is a case of using a dog to surprise a cow.
10:15That's new.
10:17What kind of law is that?
10:18It's a light crime.
10:20In Japan?
10:21In Japan.
10:22Really?
10:23To be exact, it's a case of surprising a cow and making it run away.
10:27To surprise a dog and make a cow run away.
10:30It's not a big deal.
10:31Is this kind of law only applicable to cases like this?
10:34I think so.
10:36It's a very old law.
10:38The cow was a very important asset.
10:40It was.
10:41It was.
10:42I see.
10:43It's not legal.
10:45The next one is a light crime of less than 2 years or less than 200,000 yen.
10:49It's a heavy crime.
10:50It's heavy.
10:51It's a light crime of less than 2 years.
10:53It's heavy.
10:54Mr. Shimizu was careful.
10:56He was.
10:57He's used to it.
10:58I think he might do it.
11:01I see.
11:023 points.
11:033 points.
11:04I'll open it.
11:053 points.
11:06It's a shame.
11:07I'll open it.
11:08It's a shame.
11:09It's a shame.
11:10The answer is to destroy a waterwheel and make a dam break.
11:15It's not a shame.
11:16It's a story of someone who saw those 3 points.
11:20If you saw those 3 points, you'd be like,
11:22I'll make a dam break.
11:25But it doesn't matter to me.
11:28Anyway.
11:29It wasn't me.
11:30It's about making a dam break.
11:33But it's less than 2 years.
11:35It's heavier.
11:36That's right.
11:37It's heavier than I thought.
11:38It's less than 2 years.
11:40It's 200,000 yen.
11:41It's cheap.
11:42It's cheap.
11:43I don't agree with that.
11:45You can make it heavier.
11:47If there's a damage, there will be another crime.
11:51Like damage to property.
11:53It's about people.
11:56I see.
11:57If you do this at a lawyer's meeting, they won't accept it.
12:00Because they know.
12:01Because they know.
12:02They'll be like, right.
12:04They'll re-confirm it.
12:06Because they know.
12:07That's right.
12:08Let's continue.
12:09The law defines words in detail.
12:14If you don't know the meaning of the word, you won't know how to apply it.
12:18It's a law about perfection.
12:21It's a definition of a certain word.
12:25Let me read it.
12:26〇〇 is a word that has a large cross-section that has a uniform shape.
12:30The large cross-section is a word that has a circular, elliptical, rectangular, triangular, triangular, or concave multilinear shape.
12:36It's a word that includes 〇〇.
12:38A large cross-section?
12:39A large cross-section?
12:40A large cross-section?
12:41I think Beppu-san probably knows this word.
12:44Really?
12:45I don't think Beppu-san knows this word.
12:47I don't think so.
12:48I don't think so.
12:49If you can imagine this word.
12:52A 500-yen coin?
12:54You're wrong.
12:57You look like you know it.
13:00Is that so?
13:01Let me give you the answer.
13:02The word that includes 〇〇 is a stick.
13:07It's a stick.
13:10What is this?
13:11It's a stick.
13:12It's a stick.
13:13It's a stick.
13:14If you think this is a stick, there will be a fight.
13:17There are times when you don't agree with this word.
13:21There are times when you don't agree with this word.
13:23This is similar.
13:25I think you know the answer.
13:27〇〇 is a word that has a uniform thickness and is an object on a board that does not protrude into the air.
13:31The large cross-section is rectangular.
13:33It is a word that has a thickness below one-tenth of the width.
13:37One-tenth of the width?
13:38I'm sorry.
13:40It's a board.
13:42Correct.
13:44Wow!
13:46It's written as a board.
13:48It's written as a board in the description.
13:50It's written as a board.
13:52You shouldn't write what you mean.
13:54It's written as a board.
13:56It's like a human.
13:58You have to use the word board to explain.
14:02But you already know what it means.
14:04I know.
14:06You shouldn't write what you mean.
14:08It's interesting.
14:10It's amazing.
14:12It was about the sentence.
14:16I'd like to talk about the trial.
14:22There was a case about a defective product.
14:28There are a lot of excuses for a defective product.
14:32What kind of excuses were used in the trial?
14:36It's none of your business.
14:38It's good to know.
14:40You should get a license.
14:42Please give me your number.
14:48A woman who drank with a man and took him to her apartment.
14:56A woman?
14:58A woman?
15:00A woman who drank with a man and took him to her apartment.
15:08A woman?
15:10A woman?
15:12A woman?
15:14Did she ask you to lend her a bathroom?
15:16She stayed there for a long time.
15:18A long time?
15:20She knew about wallpapers.
15:22She said she wanted to buy wallpapers.
15:24Did you measure the size?
15:26No.
15:28It's not bad.
15:30It's not bad.
15:32What was bad?
15:34Nothing.
15:36Nothing?
15:38Not even one place?
15:40Not even one place.
15:42Why?
15:44Why?
15:46What kind of reaction was that?
15:48What kind of reaction was that?
15:50I don't have a good reason.
15:54She said that he was doing yoga lessons.
15:58She said that he was doing yoga lessons.
16:00He was a yoga teacher.
16:02She was a yoga teacher.
16:04The judge said that it was a strange way of thinking for a man and a woman to do yoga lessons after drinking.
16:14It's common sense.
16:16It's common sense.
16:18It's strange.
16:20It's strange.
16:22You shouldn't use this excuse.
16:24You shouldn't use this excuse.
16:26You shouldn't do yoga.
16:28You shouldn't do yoga.
16:30Let's remember this.
16:32A man's excuse for staying at a love hotel with his lover.
16:40He wanted to avoid the rain.
16:42There is such a thing.
16:44There is such a thing.
16:46For example, he stayed at a love hotel as a place to take a break.
16:50There is such a thing.
16:52It's the most famous one.
16:54It's common sense.
16:56Let's see what the judge thinks.
16:58Of course.
17:00The judge said that a love hotel is a place for men and women to have physical contact.
17:06It's based on experience.
17:08It's based on experience.
17:10It's based on experience.
17:12That's what he said.
17:14That's what everyone says.
17:16It's based on experience.
17:18You wanted to say the other lawyer has a point.
17:20It's based on experience.
17:22That's what I heard.
17:24It's based on experience in general.
17:26It's based on experience in general.
17:28Not my experience.
17:30It provides both your experience and your sayings.
17:32I think so.
17:34It's based on your experience.
17:36There are other examples.
17:38You didn't think it was a love hotel.
17:40You didn't think it was a love hotel.
17:44Is it true?
17:46I think it's a love hotel.
17:48In this case,
17:50the defendant was found to be unresponsive
17:53because it was clear from other evidence,
17:55so the defendant's recognition is no longer important.
17:58Why?
17:59That was before.
18:01Before recognition.
18:02I see.
18:03One more thing.
18:05Other than a love hotel,
18:06is there a place where you can talk calmly?
18:09There may be.
18:10Especially in the countryside.
18:12There aren't many places.
18:13The bar is closed.
18:15There's no place to talk.
18:16I think there is.
18:17I think there is.
18:18I think there is.
18:19There are four cafes and a family restaurant
18:21near the main love hotel.
18:23There are two parks.
18:24The defendant was found to be unresponsive.
18:26There was.
18:27There wasn't.
18:28There was.
18:29There was a family restaurant.
18:30I thought there wasn't, so I went there.
18:32There were four cafes.
18:35There's even a family restaurant.
18:37Don't set up a hotel there.
18:39That's fine, right?
18:40That's fine.
18:41It's not a family restaurant.
18:43It's a cafe.
18:44It's a family restaurant.
18:45It's a park.
18:46It's a hotel.
18:47It's a hotel, idiot.
18:48That's how it is.
18:50Damn it.
18:51That's right.
18:52There wasn't.
18:53There wasn't.
18:54There wasn't.
18:55Is there anything you want to talk about?
18:58I see.
18:59Is there anything you want to talk about?
19:01Yes.
19:02For 15 years,
19:03For 15 years,
19:06I've been insulted by someone.
19:07I've been insulted by someone.
19:08That's true.
19:09That's true.
19:10After I looked after him,
19:12all I've heard is his face looks like a pig.
19:16His face looks like a pig?
19:17His face looks like a pig.
19:18Not his face, but his face itself is a pig.
19:22His face has a completely pig-like feeling on its hair.
19:25His face has a completely pig-like feeling on its hair.
19:27Does pig's head have a head of pigs?
19:29Head of pigs?
19:30The pig's face looks like a pig.
19:32This keeps being said every time.
19:34It's a good memory to have.
19:36People used to call him the face of a pig.
19:38But one day, he started using the word, Bugan.
19:41I think he's making fun of it because it's a lighter word.
19:45You keep saying, Bugan, Bugan?
19:46Yes.
19:47I don't get it, but is there a game for that?
19:49Yes, there is.
19:50I'm being humiliated for saying, Bugan, but I'm being forced to play that game.
19:56What's a game?
19:57I heard that people enjoy saying, Bugan.
20:00And I say, Bugan, all of a sudden.
20:02So if you say, Bugan at the same time, I'll give you one point.
20:07It's a mysterious game.
20:08I'll give you one point.
20:10I'm being forced to play that game, but I'm writing it down in my email.
20:14I'm writing down which team is winning.
20:17This is the person who is being forced to play.
20:22I've been told, Bugan for 15 years.
20:25But it's okay.
20:26I've been told, Bugan for 15 years.
20:27I've been told, Bugan for 15 years.
20:28I've been told, Bugan for 15 years.
20:29Don't miss the free broadcasts on TVer, Abema, and Terasa.
20:35Hamaron has been told, Bugan for 15 years.
20:42Let's hear what they have to say.
20:45I've been told, Bugan for 15 years.
20:48But it's okay.
20:49I'm just complimenting you.
20:52I see.
20:53You look like Jolly Depp.
20:55You look like Brad Pitt.
20:57You have the same face.
20:58Brad Pitt has the same face.
21:00You have the same face as a pig.
21:02I don't mean to insult you.
21:04You have the same face as Brad Pitt.
21:06I'm thinking about the general public.
21:10You're a representative of cool people.
21:12I'm a representative of cool people.
21:14I've never been told that I look like a pig except you.
21:19I've been told, that's the kindness of Japanese people.
21:23Everyone except me looks like a pig.
21:27But I'm not saying that.
21:30I think this is a decision about insults.
21:34I think this is a decision about insults.
21:37I think this is a decision about insults.
21:42I think this is a decision about insults.
21:49I don't have any problems.
21:51See?
21:53You're Sontaku.
21:55That's right.
21:57That's fast.
21:59You're putting all your energy into it, aren't you?
22:01You're enjoying the game, right?
22:03That's right.
22:04It's part of the communication with Mr. Ueda.
22:07It's part of the game.
22:08Thank you, Sensei.
22:09Did I lose?
22:10You lost.
22:11I was told I was a pig for 15 years.
22:12You're a pig, and you lost.
22:14Yes.
22:15I'm really complimenting you.
22:17Believe me.
22:18I think that's true.
22:19I'm really complimenting you.
22:20I think that's true.
22:21You think I'm cool, don't you?
22:22Well, if you say you're like a pig,
22:24people will think you're fat.
22:26They'll think you're making fun of me.
22:28But I'm flexible.
22:30See?
22:31I'm complimenting you because you're muscular.
22:34I'm a sportsman.
22:35You're a sportsman.
22:36That's what you mean, right?
22:37You like to look good, don't you?
22:38I like to look good.
22:39You should say,
22:40my face is like a pig.
22:42If you say that, it's decided.
22:44It's decided.
22:45It's decided, right, Sensei?
22:46Yes.
22:47What's wrong with him?
22:48It's up to you.
22:49It's up to you.
22:50It's up to you.
22:51As you can see,
22:53my face is like a pig.
22:58Does that mean you admit it?
23:00Yes.
23:01Please don't say that again.
23:04That's right.
23:05I won't say it again.
23:06Did you admit it yourself?
23:07Yes, I did.
23:08Now I can win the Galaxy Award.
23:12Next time,
23:14we'll have a party game with
23:16board game comedian Tetsuya Ikeda.
23:19Say hello to everyone at home.
23:22Hello.
23:23Hello.
23:24Hello.
23:25Hello.
23:26We're friends.
23:27That's right.
23:28We're the same age.
23:29We're the same age.
23:30We're the same age.
23:31We're the same age.
23:32We're the same age.
23:33We're the same age.
23:34We're the same age.
23:35We're the same age.
23:36We're the same age.
23:37We're the same age.
23:38We're the same age.
23:39We're the same age.
23:40We're the same age.
23:41We're the same age.
23:42We're the same age.
23:43We're the same age.
23:44We're the same age.
23:45We're the same age.
23:46We're the same age.
23:47We're the same age.
23:48We're the same age.
23:49We're the same age.
23:50We're the same age.
23:51We're the same age.
23:52We're the same age.
23:53We're the same age.