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00:00There is someone waiting who will hurry up and rescue you. Just call for Super Chicken.
00:04But if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it. Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
00:09He will drink his super sauce and throw the bad guys for a loss, and he will bring them in alive and kicking.
00:13There is one thing you should learn when there is no one else to turn to. Call for Super Chicken.
00:18Call for Super Chicken.
00:21Our story begins in the desolate countryside just outside Pittsburgh, PA.
00:26This is sinister Happy Dell Castle, home of the distinguished mad scientist, Dr. Cudbay.
00:31At last, Igor. My life's work, ready for the finishing stroke. Pull the switch.
00:39This is going to play heck with the light, Bildak.
00:41It's worth it, Igor. For look, on the table, my masterpiece.
00:46The world's first living toupee. A wig that actually grows.
00:52Look, it's just a butch. Now it's a ducktail surfer. Now it's a beetle cut. Now it's just ridiculous.
01:02And the mad scientist found himself trapped in an ominous writhing mass of angry hair.
01:07Down, down boy. We've created a monster.
01:11How come all of a sudden it's we?
01:13Trick, get a hair net, large size.
01:16Too late. The living toupee leaped from a parapet into the inky night.
01:21Its first stop was at a barbershop where it smashed a window and consumed 14 gallons of hair tonic.
01:28Maddened by the tonic, the hairpiece went on a night long spree of destruction.
01:34The citizens were terrified.
01:36Look, there it is.
01:38Yes, the fantastic wig had draped itself atop the tallest building in Pittsburgh.
01:43Fortunately, the penthouse of that building was the home of Henry Cabotan House III.
01:48Known to a favorite few as Super Chicken.
01:51And his friend Fred.
01:52Known to a favorite few as Poopsie.
01:55It's stuffy in here, Fred. Open the window.
01:57Okay.
01:58As Fred opened the window, a lock of maddened hair entered and seized it.
02:02Put me down, whatever you are.
02:05Seizing a nearby blade, Henry slipped through the hair, releasing Fred.
02:09But cluttering up the carpet, something feels.
02:12A wild hair on the loose. This looks like a job for the Pittsburgh Barber College.
02:17No, Fred.
02:18They got a great varsity squad this year.
02:20Fred, please.
02:21Number one in all the barber poles.
02:23Fred!
02:24Okay, okay. It's a job for Super Chicken.
02:28Get the super sauce.
02:29Right. Here.
02:31So soon?
02:32It's the new instant sauce. You just add water.
02:36I should have told you. Boiling water.
02:38The super sauce went to work, and in no time, Henry was changed from a pinfeathered chicken into a fine-feathered Super Chicken.
02:47To the super coop, Fred.
02:48Got you well cocked.
02:50And once more, the mighty bird took to the sky in his never-ending battle against injustice, evil, and high food prices.
03:03There it is, Fred. An enormous living toupee.
03:06It certainly makes that old building look years younger.
03:09First, I'll give it a shot from my wristwatch disintegrator.
03:13This thing needs a good cleaning.
03:15Why? It's disintegrated.
03:17Hang on, Fred. I'm going to change the super coop into its electric razor configuration.
03:22With his headcraft changed to a razor, Super Chicken dived again and again at the hairy monster.
03:31But the hair grew faster than he could cut it.
03:34Next, he tried super hairspray.
03:37It only made the hair shiny and soft to the touch.
03:40But at last, weary of the game and badly hacked at the sideburns,
03:44the giant toupee slid off the building and disappeared into the streets of downtown Pittsburgh.
03:49We'll have to track it down, Fred.
03:51How?
03:51Easy. We'll follow that trail of unsightly dandruff.
03:55But it was harder than it appeared, for the giant toupee was a cunning thing.
03:59In Nebraska, it bleached itself blonde and disguised itself as a wheat field.
04:04In Oklahoma, it doused itself with greasy kid stuff and disguised itself as a huge pool of oil.
04:10Weeks later in Texas, at the Houston Barber Supply Warehouse,
04:14where it had blooded itself on the week's output of Hair Restorer.
04:19It's bigger than ever, Super Chicken.
04:21Fred, what makes hair fall out?
04:24Gravity?
04:25No, worry.
04:26Oh.
04:27We have to worry that giant toupee to death.
04:30And the brilliant bird started a campaign of worry against the monster.
04:34He made midnight telephone calls.
04:37I see what you're doing. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
04:42He sent mysterious telegrams.
04:43Telegram for the living toupee.
04:45Congratulations. It's twins. Signed, Kewpie.
04:50It's working. Look at that hair fall out.
04:53Pour it on, Fred.
04:55X-ray. Long hair causes tularemia, say doctor.
05:00Congress passes 20% tax on all hair.
05:05And then Super Chicken's master stroke.
05:07Special delivery from the draft board.
05:10You have been classified 1A.
05:14That did it.
05:15Within moments, the remaining hair had fallen.
05:17And all that remained was an enormous, powerless bald.
05:22Yay! We're saved!
05:24But what are we Houston folks gonna do with a ten-story dome?
05:28What else? Play ball!
05:31Yes. With a monstrous dome converted to a popular sports arena,
05:35the mighty Chicken had done it again.
05:38So when you hear that cry in the sky...
05:40Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...