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00:00There is someone waiting who will hurry up and rescue you, just call the super-chicken.
00:05But if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it.
00:07Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
00:10He will drink his super-sauce and throw the bad guys for a loss,
00:12and he will bring them in alive and kicking.
00:14There is one thing you should learn when there is no one else to turn to,
00:17call the super-chicken.
00:19Call the super-chicken.
00:22Behind the innocent-looking walls of this Chinese hand-laundry
00:26resides one of the city's most sinister criminals.
00:29It's Shrimp Chop Pooey, known to the underworld as the Laundry Man.
00:35And the specialty of his Chinese hand-laundry...
00:38It's not laundering Chinese hands, Buster.
00:40No, it is washing the fingerprints of stolen money.
00:44Yes, by helping criminals, Chop Pooey was cleaning up money hand over fist.
00:49All right, Laundry Man, where's the hundred G's I brung in last week?
00:53Not ready yet. Come back Thursday.
00:56Shrimp, you're talking to Big Buck Baloochie.
00:58I'm the toughest mug in town.
01:00I disagree.
01:03Well, when Shrimp Chop Pooey disagrees with you, you're in trouble.
01:07Big Buck landed in the laundry vat, where he was promptly washed.
01:12Then he was fluffed dry.
01:15Then he was steam-ironed.
01:19How do you like that?
01:20Too much starch in the collar.
01:23Big Buck now pressed duck to go.
01:26But as fate would have it, the very next customer was Fred.
01:29Faithful companion and laundry picker-upper for Henry Cabot Henhouse the Third.
01:33Who was in reality Silver Chicken.
01:36Never mind smart talk. What number ticket?
01:39It's either number 16 or number 91.
01:42Meg, no, never mind. Money is money.
01:45Did Confucius say that?
01:47No, I say that.
01:50Returning to the Henhouse penthouse, Fred made a remarkable discovery.
01:54Wow, that laundry man is a low-down crook.
01:57What makes you say so, Fred?
01:59Well, for one thing, he left out the free fortune cookie.
02:02For another, look how he shrunk those green shorts of yours.
02:05Green shorts?
02:06You know, the ones with the pictures of Benjamin Franklin on them.
02:09Good heavens, Fred, that's legal tender.
02:12It looks like Benjamin Franklin.
02:13I mean, they're hundred-dollar bills.
02:15This looks like a job for...
02:17A job for...
02:20Mr. Henhouse, wrong suit.
02:22Oh, sorry, Fred.
02:26Better, better. Here's the super sauce.
02:29Ah, now that's what I call a real...
02:33And the simple unassuming bird was transformed into that heroic doer of good things, Super Chicken.
02:39To the super coop, Fred.
02:40Roger, Wilcox.
02:42And the plucky pullet was off again to fight injustice, to conquer evil.
02:46And to get that free fortune cookie.
02:49Meanwhile, with the help of his number one son, the laundry man was carrying out a sinister plan.
02:54Like, I mean, how come we're splitting this cozy gig, Pops?
02:57Wish to wash hands of laundry business.
03:00Take all money and run off with it.
03:02It's stolen money.
03:03Customers can't call cops.
03:05Shrimp, chop pui, take crooks to cleaners.
03:09Then suddenly...
03:12Wait.
03:13Enemy egg craft approaching.
03:15Chop pui, prepare warm reception for them.
03:20There's the laundry, Fred.
03:21I'm going to put her down on the roof.
03:23And he would have to if there had been a roof to put her down on.
03:26As it was.
03:30You're under arrest, laundry man.
03:32Recognize him, Pops?
03:34That's Super Chicken.
03:35All superheroes look alike to me.
03:38Better come clean, laundry man.
03:40You're all washed up.
03:41What's up, Charlie?
03:42You still wet behind ears?
03:45Oh!
03:53My hunch was right, Fred.
03:54Our laundry man is a crook.
03:56I know.
03:57I'm missing some buttons.
03:58You've noticed that, have you?
04:00Meanwhile, the laundry man and number one son dashed outside
04:03where a getaway rickshaw was waiting with its motor running.
04:07The evil pair quickly made their way across town to a waiting Chinese junk.
04:11Correction.
04:12Correction.
04:13This not junk.
04:14This Sam Pan.
04:15Whatever.
04:16But at that moment, with a Super Chicken effort,
04:18our hero managed to pull himself together.
04:21Get the starch out, Fred.
04:22We've got work to do.
04:25Aboard their vessel, Chapuie and number one son were dividing up the loot.
04:29One from column A, one from column B.
04:32Suddenly...
04:37What was that?
04:38Either ghosts of Super Chicken come to haunt us
04:40or General Custer's reinforcements finally arrived.
04:44We've got him now, Super Chicken.
04:45He's aboard that junk.
04:47That's not a junk, Fred.
04:48That's a Sam Pan.
04:49Whatever.
04:51But a glob of laundry soap had clogged the Super Cook's fuel line
04:53causing it to hiccup something awful.
04:58And with a final gasp,
04:59a huge soap bubble completely enveloped the noble tribe.
05:03We're trapped!
05:05And shrimp, Chapuie, now make chicken, Chapuie.
05:11But as luck would have it,
05:12that bubble was made of hard water soap.
05:15The shell bounced harmlessly off
05:16and fell directly back on the Chinese Sam Pan.
05:20Correction.
05:21Now is Chinese junk.
05:23The stolen money was returned to its rightful owners,
05:26the crooks.
05:27The crooks?
05:28Fair is fair, Fred.
05:30Chapuie and number one son were assigned to the first string,
05:33Sing Sing Scrub Tape.
05:35Try to say that three times fast.
05:37No, thank you.
05:38So when you hear that cry in the sky,
05:40you'll know it's Super Chicken,
05:42our nation's greatest crime deterrent.