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00:00There is someone waiting who will hurry up and rescue you. Just call the super chicken.
00:04Afraid if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it. Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it on.
00:09He will drink your super sauces. Those are bad guys for a loss. And he will bring them in alive and kickin'.
00:13There is one thing you should learn when there is no one else to turn to. Call the super chicken.
00:18Call the super chicken.
00:21It is morning, and this is the palatial split level of Mr. and Mrs. Hubert Fingernut.
00:26It is an ordinary day, except for one thing.
00:30You scream, dear?
00:32An elephant! An elephant!
00:34Now, honey, you're just pleasingly plump.
00:36Not me, you dreadlock!
00:38It's an elephant!
00:40It ain't no hummingbird, Hubert.
00:42Directly across the street at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Took.
00:46Sorry, sweetheart, I didn't know you was in the tub.
00:49I'm not! That's an elephant!
00:51Well, it was a natural mistake.
00:55Yes, in homes all over the nation, people woke to find an elephant in residence.
01:00Wow! An elephant!
01:04There's an elephant in my kitchen, Charlie!
01:07What's he doing?
01:08Toasting pancakes!
01:12Elephants were also found in buildings, on buildings, even in taxicabs.
01:17I told you 20 times, no trunks!
01:20The city was in turmoil.
01:22And so in the sumptuous apartment of Henry Cabot Henhouse III.
01:26Mr. Henhouse, the mayor just called.
01:29And we've got an elephant problem, right, Fred?
01:32Right. How did you know?
01:34Let's call it a lucky guess.
01:36Well, it looks like...
01:38Please, Fred, I'll say it. It looks like a job for Super Chicken.
01:42I was going to say it looks like an elephant.
01:46No time to explain, Fred. You slip into the super suit, I'll get the super sauce.
01:51I got it wrong.
01:52No, you did.
01:54No doubt about it, Fred. We need more rehearsal.
01:57Quick, give me the super sauce.
02:00Hmm, no bay leaf, Fred?
02:02I...
02:03In a matter of seconds, the common bird was transformed into...
02:07Super Chicken!
02:09To the super coop, Fred!
02:11And the mighty chicken streaked upward through the sky, uttering his world-renowned battle cry.
02:20We're heading for outer space, Fred.
02:22What's outer space got to do with elephants?
02:24Look down and you'll see.
02:27Super Chicken, the Earth is tipped sideways.
02:30I thought so. Take a picture of that, Fred.
02:34Got it.
02:35Now we've got to get that picture to Washington right away.
02:37I thought Washington was dead, Super Chicken.
02:40Of course not, Fred. You should see it on Saturday night.
02:44In no time at all, our heroes were in the office of the Secretary of the Exterior.
02:48Look at this picture of Earth, sir.
02:50I can't. You're holding it sideways.
02:52No, sir. The Earth is really tipped on its side.
02:55What happened?
02:56Elephants.
02:57Elephants?
02:58Some fiend is shifting elephants around to throw the Earth off balance and cause it to tip.
03:02But who?
03:03That's my line, Fred. But who?
03:06Oh, if Super Chicken only knew that half a world away in India,
03:10the wily Prince Black Hole of Calcutta was gloating over the success of his scheme.
03:16Shifting elephants to the other side of the world was the smartest thing I've ever done.
03:20Right, Pinjab?
03:22Yes, Highness. Their weight has tipped the Earth and changed the climate of India.
03:26Right. Now instead of boiling heat, we have snow in India.
03:31Look, icicles, snowballs, ice skating.
03:34It's a wonderland!
03:36All this might have remained a secret if Super Chicken and Fred hadn't taken a brief respite from their labors in a Poughkeepsie delicatessen.
03:43I don't like this delicatessen, Fred. This knockwurst is terrible.
03:47I understand as the new deli opened the new deli.
03:51To a real knockwurst fan, that remark was irresistible.
03:55Super Chicken immediately headed for India.
03:58A short time later, as the Prince was readying still more elephants for shipment...
04:04Excuse me, we're looking for the new deli deli.
04:07You wouldn't like it. The knockwurst is terrible.
04:10But at that moment, using his supervision, Super Chicken looked through an eight-foot wall and saw the elephants marked for delivery.
04:16Aha! So you are the culprit who is shifting elephants.
04:19What's this got to do with knockwurst?
04:21No time to explain, Fred. This elephant spreader must be stopped.
04:24Not very likely.
04:27At the signal, the Prince's biggest guards entered the room and faced Super Chicken.
04:31Chicken!
04:32Look out, Super Chicken!
04:33No fair, Fred. I shall subdue them instantly.
04:37Super Chicken?
04:38Just a temporary setback, Fred.
04:41I shall now throw them out of that window. This one first.
04:45Well, maybe this one.
04:48Aha! This one!
04:52Super Chicken, it's me!
04:54Sorry, Fred.
04:55But just then, an icy blast of wind and snow swept through the open window.
05:04Quick, Fred! Help me inflate the patented in-house hot house!
05:08Caught in the first blizzard ever to hit Calcutta, everybody caught their death of cold and turned blue.
05:13But protected by Super Chicken's super plastic heated bag, our heroes suffered nothing but a slight case of prickly heat.
05:20The magnificent chicken had triumphed again.
05:23Prince Black Hole of Calcutta was thrown into the Black Hole of Calcutta.
05:27Where the knockwurst is the worst.
05:30All the elephants were returned to India.
05:32And a grateful nation gave Super Chicken and Fred a one week's paid vacation in Miami Beach.
05:38Snow? In Florida?
05:40Hmm. The earth must still be tipped a little bit.
05:43There must be one elephant...