Imbis na pa-gano’n, pa-gano’n niya ni-reverse psychology ang isang psychologist! #BubbleGang #BubbleGangFullEpisode
(Episode aired on May 21, 2004)
(Episode aired on May 21, 2004)
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00:00Hi!
00:02Hey!
00:04Hey!
00:06Hey bro!
00:08What's up?
00:10Here, here.
00:12Just reading.
00:14What are you reading?
00:16This, this.
00:18Logic.
00:20Logic.
00:22Logic?
00:24What's that?
00:26What's Logic?
00:28I don't know.
00:30How do I explain Logic?
00:34Logic.
00:36It's like this.
00:38Do you have an aquarium?
00:40In my house?
00:42Yes.
00:44Why?
00:46It means, you have an aquarium
00:48because you like fish.
00:50Of course.
00:52That's why I bought an aquarium.
00:54I like fish.
00:56Because you like fish,
00:58you also like
01:00water.
01:02Yes, I like water.
01:04I often go to places
01:06where there's a lot of water.
01:08To beaches, swimming pools.
01:10Even to rivers and lakes.
01:12Right?
01:14Because of that, you like
01:16swimming.
01:18Of course.
01:20I like swimming.
01:22That's it.
01:24Because you like swimming,
01:26you like sports.
01:28Yes.
01:30That's what I like.
01:32That means,
01:34you're a real man
01:36because you like sports.
01:38Yes.
01:40I'm a man.
01:42There.
01:44That's Logic.
01:46The things
01:48that have
01:50a meaning.
01:52That's Logic.
01:54There's a reason.
01:56I know that.
01:58That's what Logic means.
02:00I understand.
02:02For you to understand Logic better,
02:04I'll leave this to you.
02:06Read it so you'll understand Logic better.
02:10What's this?
02:12Leave it to me.
02:14I'll go now.
02:16Okay.
02:18You too.
02:24Logic.
02:28Hey.
02:30What's up?
02:32What are you reading?
02:34What are you reading?
02:36It's about Logic.
02:38What does Logic mean?
02:40You don't know?
02:42No.
02:44Wait.
02:46I have a question.
02:48Do you have
02:50an aquarium at home?
02:52Aquarium?
02:54I don't have one.
02:56You don't have an aquarium at home?
02:58You're gay.
03:00Read the book.
03:02Don't read it.
03:04You're gay.
03:16You're gay.
03:18You're gay.
03:20You're gay.
03:22You're gay.
03:24You're gay.
03:26You're gay.
03:28You're gay.
03:30You're gay.
03:32You're gay.
03:34You're gay.
03:36You're gay.
03:38You're gay.
03:40You're gay.
03:42You're gay.
03:44You're gay.
03:46You're gay.
03:48You're gay.
03:50You're gay.
03:52You're gay.
03:54You're gay.
03:56You're gay.
03:58You're gay.
04:00You're gay.
04:02You're gay.
04:04You're gay.
04:06You're gay.
04:08You're gay.
04:10You're gay.
04:12If you're gay,
04:14don't wear a turtleneck.
04:16So you won't look like a roll-on.
04:30We're doing a press con
04:32to show you
04:34the criminals we caught.
04:36We caught them
04:38because we promised them a reward
04:40for teaching them a lesson.
04:42Sir, what will happen
04:44to the people you caught?
04:46They'll be punished
04:48if they get the reward.
04:54My friends,
04:56tonight we're presenting
04:58Boy Dulas.
05:00Ma'am, Ma'am,
05:02he looks familiar.
05:04I think I've seen him three times.
05:06That's right.
05:08Why are you presenting him again?
05:10Because he's always running away.
05:16So they're the
05:18hostage takers we caught.
05:20Press,
05:22you might think we're just doing this
05:24because you don't believe us.
05:26No, sir.
05:28You believe
05:30that they're the hostage takers?
05:32Yes, sir.
05:34Why do you believe them?
05:36Because, General,
05:38we're hostages now.
05:40We won't be able to leave
05:42if we don't pay the 10 million.
05:50Um,
05:52General, why are you doing a press con?
05:54To be honest,
05:56I have no idea,
05:58but we can ask my assistant.
06:00He's the one who called this meeting.
06:02Okay.
06:04Sir.
06:06I have a question.
06:08Why are you doing a press con?
06:10Sir, I'm here to present
06:12to you and the media
06:14that I caught the most wanted.
06:16Here he is.
06:18Why? What's the case?
06:20He's the one who kills
06:22the hostages.
06:24You kill the hostages?
06:26That's not true!
06:28That's not true!
06:30That's not true!
06:32That's not true!
06:34That's not true!
06:38Um,
06:40here are the
06:42suspects of drug dealers
06:44that we raided
06:46the marijuana
06:48plantation.
06:50And in fact,
06:52I was the one
06:54who set it on fire.
06:56Is that so?
06:58Congratulations, General.
07:00I have a question, General.
07:02What happened
07:04after you set the marijuana plantation on fire?
07:06All I can say is,
07:08wow,
07:10that's amazing.
07:14Wow,
07:16that's amazing.
07:18That's amazing.
07:20We don't have anything to eat.
07:22Let's have dinner.
07:24Let's have dinner.
07:26Let's have dinner.
07:28My friends,
07:30I just want to announce
07:32that I'm angry
07:34about the arrest of these criminals.
07:36Because of that,
07:38there are fewer criminals in our city.
07:40But I'm also sad
07:42because there are fewer
07:44good policemen in our city.
07:46Sir, why?
07:48Is it because there were dead policemen
07:50when you arrested those criminals?
07:52Sir, these are already dead.
08:10I want to tell you that
08:12because of our interrogation,
08:14the suspects gave up.
08:16Did they confess
08:18to being terrorists?
08:20They confessed to being bad guys.
08:22They gave up.
08:24What about you?
08:26We're good.
08:28That's right.
08:30We're good.
08:50Let's go.
09:00Don't go there.
09:02I'll die.
09:04Don't go there.
09:10I'll die.
09:12Don't yell
09:14because you might bring tension.
09:16Don't yell.
09:18We're not going to scream.
09:20Your mom's going to jump from the 20th floor.
09:23That's what I'm saying.
09:25Don't be like that.
09:27You're adding tension.
09:29That's what you should do.
09:30Reverse psychology.
09:32I'm going to die.
09:34I'm going to die.
09:35I'm going to jump.
09:36I'm going to jump.
09:40Reverse psychology.
09:42You need to counteract what she's saying.
09:44You want to die, right?
09:46Go ahead.
09:48Jump already.
09:50Dude.
09:51I know what you're doing.
09:53You're reversing your psychology on me.
09:55I know that because I'm a psychologist.
09:57Maybe you don't know that.
09:59Because when we were in college,
10:01you didn't graduate because you failed in the finals.
10:03Are you stupid?
10:05You don't know anything when it comes to psychology.
10:08I'm not going to jump.
10:09What are you going to do?
10:10I'm not going to jump.
10:13Dude.
10:15Answer him.
10:16No.
10:17I know what you're doing.
10:19You're reversing your psychology on me.
10:22That's what you're doing.
10:24Because he knows that you're reversing your psychology on him.
10:28That's why he's reversing his psychology on you.
10:32Right?
10:33Shut up.
10:35I know everything about your life.
10:38You didn't graduate because you failed in the finals.
10:42Everything you did when we were in college, you wasted.
10:46Your parents didn't love you.
10:48They didn't love you.
10:49They always forced you.
10:50Huh?
10:51What you're trying to say is that you know everything about my life.
10:55You don't.
10:56You don't know anything.
10:57You're stupid.
10:58God did everything to you.
11:02That's it.
11:04That's it.
11:05That's good.
11:06Understand my situation.
11:08Hey.
11:09Wait.
11:10What's right, my friend?
11:12Go down there.
11:13That's right.
11:14Go down there.
11:15Hey.
11:16You don't know what you're saying.
11:17That's why I'm going to jump.
11:18That's why I'm going to die.
11:20I can't take it anymore if you're cheating on me.
11:24Huh?
11:25Yes.
11:26You're cheating on me.
11:27You're cheating on me.
11:28What else?
11:29Answer him.
11:30Shut up.
11:31That's right.
11:33Because we're in a relationship.
11:36So please, go down there.
11:38You don't know what's going to happen to our children.
11:40What are you talking about?
11:42What relationship?
11:43I don't understand.
11:44You don't understand.
11:46All of our children are our children.
11:49That's right.
11:50That's what you're saying.
11:51That's right.
11:52That's why you're still there.
11:53Go down there.
11:54You don't have a child anymore.
11:56That's why you're still there.
11:57I don't have a child.
11:58You're still lying.
12:00Don't lie to me.
12:01Yes.
12:02We're having a baby.
12:03That's a lie.
12:05That's not true.
12:06It's a lie.
12:07You're lying.
12:08You're a liar.
12:09You're a liar.
12:10You're a liar.
12:11You're a liar.
12:12That's not true.
12:13Huh?
12:14A baby?
12:15John.
12:16John.
12:17John.
12:18John, you played with me, John.
12:20I know now that I won't have a baby.
12:22I'm risking my life for our baby.
12:25So go.
12:27Go.
12:28Go now.
12:29Take care.
12:30Be careful!
12:32Watch out!
12:34Your life is in danger!
12:36Don't!
12:38Jun!
12:40Wait for me!
12:46Quiet!
12:48What are we going to do?
12:50Quiet!
12:52We're going to reverse psychology him!
12:54Be quiet!
12:56What are we going to do?
12:58Jun!
13:00Do you want to die?
13:02Go ahead and jump!
13:04Are you sure he won't jump?
13:06Are you sure?
13:08How will he jump?
13:10Don't!
13:12Go ahead!
13:18You're stupid!
13:20We're just going to reverse psychology him!
13:28What are we going to do?
13:58Jun!
14:02It's you!
14:04You always have no energy!
14:06You're always here in the hospital!
14:08You're already solved!
14:28Do you know why Filipinos complain when it's hot?
14:32And they also complain when it's too cold?
14:36That's because Filipinos don't know anything but complain.
14:52Good evening!
14:54We're here at...
14:56Yari Ka!
14:58The newest practical joke show here on TV!
15:02What we're going to do is
15:04we're going to trick you
15:06and then we're going to set up
15:08and then we're going to tell you
15:10Yari Ka!
15:12Our first setup
15:14is for Mando!
15:18Let's go to their bedroom
15:20to his wife
15:22Sheila!
15:27And of course,
15:29his best friend, Bogart!
15:36There!
15:38Mando is on his way!
15:40So Mando!
15:42Yari Ka! Come on!
15:44Because it's Yari Ka!
15:46What's this?
15:50It's hard!
15:52It's hard but...
15:54Hey!
15:56What does this mean?
15:58Switch the light!
16:00What does this mean?
16:02I thought he was coming.
16:04Me too!
16:06He said he's going on an out of town trip.
16:08What?
16:10I'm here!
16:12Why did you do this to me?
16:14Why?
16:16What did I do?
16:18You!
16:20You!
16:22Just so you know,
16:24you're not one of us.
16:26We're quits!
16:28What do you mean?
16:30We're quits!
16:32Because of your partner!
16:34Who? My side trip?
16:36What?
16:38What quits?
16:40It's not true!
16:42We're quits!
16:44What?
16:46Mando!
16:48I'm Barlow Magasin!
16:50Hey!
16:52Yari Ka!
16:54Hey, bro and sis!
16:56I'm here again!
16:58Barlow Magasin!
17:00We're here for our second set up.
17:02We're here in Cali.
17:04Our friend Tina
17:06will be our hold up to our accomplice.
17:08So, Tina,
17:10get ready,
17:12because it's Yari Ka!
17:18Hey!
17:20Hold this!
17:22Oh, God!
17:24Help me!
17:26Be quiet!
17:28I'm scared!
17:30I'll kill you!
17:32Be quiet!
17:34Hey!
17:36Don't move!
17:38I'll shoot you!
17:40What are you doing, Yari?
17:42No, no, no!
17:44Don't move!
17:46I'll shoot you!
17:48Chief, this is reality!
17:50We're just kidding!
17:52What do you mean?
17:54Chief, we're not kidding!
17:56Don't move!
17:58What are you doing?
18:00I'll shoot you!
18:06I'll shoot you!
18:08What happened here?
18:10What happened?
18:12I told you not to move!
18:14Brad,
18:16this is Yari Ka!
18:18Huh?
18:20Yari, this is just a TV show!
18:22TV show?
18:24Huh?
18:26You mean, you're going to shoot me?
18:30Yo, bro and sis!
18:32We're here again at Yari Ka!
18:34At this
18:36third set,
18:38we're here at a
18:40high-rise building!
18:42And we have an accomplice here
18:44who's shouting,
18:46It's on fire!
18:48What will be the reaction
18:50of the employees here?
18:52So, employees, get ready
18:54because it's Yari Ka!
19:13It's on fire!
19:15We're going to die!
19:17Help!
19:19It's on fire!
19:21Help me!
19:23We're going to die!
19:25All of us are going to die!
19:29We're going to die!
19:31Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:33Hey!
19:34Hey!
19:35Where did it burn?
19:38Huh?
19:39It burned!
19:40I thought it was...
19:42No one cried?
19:43What, no one?
19:45My employees jumped!
19:46Their bodies were all swollen!
19:48There was no fire!
19:49Who's the owner of this house?
19:50Is that you?
19:51Sorry!
19:52I'm sorry!
19:53I'm sorry!
19:54I'm sorry!
19:55I'm sorry!
19:56I'm sorry!
19:57I'm sorry!
19:58I'm sorry!
19:59I'm sorry!
20:00Stop!
20:01Stop!
20:02Stop!
20:03What are you doing?
20:04Hey!
20:05What are you doing?
20:06What's wrong with you?
20:07You're so annoying!
20:31Stop!
20:32Stop!
20:33Stop!
20:34Stop!
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21:29Fugazi me please!
21:32Stop!
21:44Don Miguelito!
21:46Sir!
21:47How are you?
21:48I'm fine.. whatever.
21:51Sir, you're feeling a little better.
21:53You were able to recover from the death of your dog.
21:55In fairness?
21:57In fairness, it's delicious.
21:59I told you not to remember me anymore!
22:01I'm sorry.
22:02Don't you remember me?
22:03I'm sorry.
22:04Huh?
22:05I'll stay away.
22:06You're too much!
22:07I'm sorry.
22:08Get out of my face!
22:09My brethren!
22:10My brethren!
22:11Ah!
22:12Herminium!
22:13Ah!
22:14You are back from outer space!
22:17What happened to you?
22:19Ah!
22:20What happened?
22:21My brethren,
22:22I ran into a pile of trash.
22:25Oh, God!
22:26But it doesn't matter.
22:28At least I'm here.
22:29Ah!
22:31Oh, God.
22:32Have some coffee.
22:34Coffee.
22:35Very good.
22:36Dad!
22:37Oh, God.
22:38Dad!
22:39Oh, my daughter!
22:40My daughter!
22:41Ah!
22:42I missed you.
22:43Good morning, Don Miguel and Don Herminio.
22:47Welcome back.
22:48Lara.
22:50Are you still courting this
22:53piece of trash?
22:56Yes, dad.
22:59I told you already that he cannot come here to our house.
23:04He's not permitted.
23:06But dad, you agreed with me
23:08that you will court me here
23:10instead of courting me on the street.
23:15Uncle!
23:17No!
23:19With that kind of an attire,
23:20my goodness, no.
23:21He should change his clothes.
23:22But, Don Herminio,
23:24I'm sorry.
23:25No buts!
23:26This is the only attire I can wear.
23:28So, please forgive me.
23:30If you can't change your attire,
23:33you better go.
23:37But, Don Miguel.
23:38You go!
23:39You are not wanted here.
23:42Don't you hear?
23:43Get out!
23:46But, Don…
23:47Get out!
23:48Get out!
23:55Don't!
23:56Don't!
23:59Do not!
24:02Do not!
24:04Do not come there.
24:16Mom, I'm here!
24:19Do you like spaghetti?
24:20Which one is better?
24:21The choy or the cheaper dishwasher?
24:23Let's check.
24:27The choy is already removed.
24:30Just one drop and the choy is already removed.
24:32Wow!
24:33This one is still missing.
24:34Let's add more.
24:35Second, third, fourth.
24:42This one is dirty.
24:43This one is clean.
24:45Four drops.
24:46Do you like brand eggs?
24:47I don't like choy.
24:48Let's eat!
24:50Mom!
24:56I'm sorry.
24:57Why are you there?
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30:26Do you know that not everyone who has problems feels sad?
30:30Some people just turn their headoms getting kind of dafür
30:38Well, friends, that's why I called for a press conference today, because I want to present
30:50to you the head of all kidnappings and robberies here in Metro Manila, and what I'm saying
30:59is...
31:00Maybe we should present it, right?
31:01Yes, sir.
31:02Let's present it.
31:03Call the sergeant.
31:04Sir, excuse me.
31:05Yes?
31:06Are you sure about your statement?
31:07Well, I'm 100% sure.
31:08How sure are you?
31:09I'm 100% sure.
31:10Sir.
31:11Sir.
31:12Here it is.
31:13Yes, sir.
31:14Here it is.
31:15This is the head that I'm talking about.
31:16The head of all kidnappings here in Metro Manila.
31:27Members of the press, we would just like to present to you, these are our suspects
31:42that we caught killing and torturing cows.
31:45Sir, I just want to ask, why are there cow's hooves on their mouths?
31:50You know, miss, that's a very good question, right?
31:53What we did is, we put the hooves on their mouths.
31:56These cow's hooves.
31:57We put the hooves on their hooves.
31:58So later, we will show you the suspects that we caught.
31:59The gay.
32:00The man.
32:01Give me a minute.
32:02Sir.
32:03Sir.
32:04Sir.
32:05Sir.
32:06Sir.
32:07Sir.
32:08Sir.
32:09Sir.
32:10Sir.
32:11Sir.
32:12Sir.
32:13Sir.
32:14Sir.
32:15Sir.
32:16Sir.
32:17Sir.
32:18Sir.
32:19Sir.
32:20Sir.
32:21Sir.
32:22Sir.
32:23Sir.
32:24Sir.
32:25Sir.
32:26Sir.
32:27Sir.
32:28Sir.
32:29Sir.
32:30Sir.
32:31Sir.
32:32Sir.
32:33Sir, we wanted to show you the suspects that we caught.
32:37These are the people that the police arrested for their actions.
32:42Arrested.
32:43Hey!
32:46Ladies and gentlemen,
32:47we present to you the members of the Bank Robbery Syndicate.
32:50They will confess their innermost feelings
32:52about who their leader is.
32:55Okay, where is he?
33:01Sir, he's here.
33:03Sir!
33:04He's our leader!
33:05Sir, you got caught, sir!
33:08He's our leader!
33:09Sir!
33:10He's our leader!
33:13He's our leader!
33:14He's our leader!
33:15He's our leader!
33:16He's our leader!
33:20General, why are you calling for a press conference?
33:23Well, I just want to present to the media
33:25these people,
33:28these top snatchers
33:31here in Metro Manila.
33:33These are the brains of the snatchers
33:36in Metro Manila.
33:38And these three
33:39were caught yesterday around...
33:45Arreloco!
33:46Arreloco!
33:47Arreloco!
33:48Arreloco!
33:49Arreloco!
33:50Arreloco!
33:51Arreloco!
33:52Arreloco!
33:53Arreloco!
33:54Arreloco!
33:55Arreloco!
33:56Good afternoon to all of you,
33:58my friends.
33:59This afternoon, I will show you
34:02the brains of all the bad guys
34:04that happened here in the Philippines.
34:06Is that true?
34:07Yes, he's the one who started this
34:09and he's the one behind all the crimes
34:11that are happening here.
34:13Him.
34:14Sir, please don't get mad.
34:16How can you say that the criminal
34:18that you're going to show
34:19is the brains of the bad guys here?
34:21Just wait until you see him
34:23and I'll show him to you.
34:25You can judge if I'm right.
34:27Okay?
34:28Sir, ready?
34:29Show him.
34:30Yes, sir.
34:35There he is, sir.
34:38He's coming, sir.
34:46Here are the three brains of the kidnappers.
34:49That's why there will be no more kidnappers
34:52in this country.
34:53You don't have to be afraid, okay?
34:55Madam, how did you catch those kidnappers?
34:58It's simple.
34:59We kidnapped their children
35:01and raped them
35:02so that they would confess.
35:08Sir, I'm here, sir.
35:10Hi.
35:11How are you?
35:12I'm okay, sir.
35:15By the way, that's why I called you
35:17because I have something to tell you.
35:21Is that all, sir?
35:22Yes, that's all.
35:23Sir, don't you have anything else to say?
35:25No, sir.
35:26I'm sorry, sir.
35:27I'm sorry, sir.
35:28I'm sorry, sir.
35:29I'm sorry, sir.
35:30I'm sorry, sir.
35:31I'm sorry, sir.
35:32I'm sorry, sir.
35:33I'm sorry, sir.
35:34I'm sorry, sir.
35:35I'm sorry, sir.
35:36Don't you have anything else to tell me, sir?
35:38Don't you have...
35:39Good news, sir.
35:40About what?
35:42Sir, I thought you already approved my request
35:44for the cash advance.
35:46Because, sir, I'm going to get a cellphone.
35:48Oh, your request.
35:49Yes, sir.
35:50How are you?
35:51Are you okay?
35:53You know, by the way,
35:54it looks like it's going to happen soon.
35:55Maybe he won't approve your request.
35:57Why, sir?
35:58That's why I called you here
35:59because I have something to tell you.
36:02I was going to your house
36:04when your wife had an accident
36:06this morning.
36:08Because I want you to talk to your wife's son
36:11to inform him
36:13about the accident.
36:15What happened, sir?
36:16Your wife had an accident.
36:19She died.
36:20She died.
36:21So, you need to inform your son
36:23about what happened.
36:24Sir, what about my request?
36:27How is it?
36:29First of all,
36:30you're too attached to your cellphone.
36:32Don't think about it.
36:33I'm the only one who doesn't have a cellphone here in this precinct.
36:35Other prisoners have cellphones.
36:38And my fellow policemen here,
36:41I envy them.
36:42And I always fool them.
36:44I told them that I'm going to get a cellphone.
36:47The new model, sir.
36:49Really, sir?
36:50You know, SP1,
36:51I'm sorry,
36:52but it's really hard to approve that.
36:56Remember,
36:57this is your mission.
36:58After you do that,
36:59come back here.
37:00And SP1,
37:01remember,
37:02it's hard to accept
37:04those kinds of news.
37:06So, you need to be careful.
37:10Okay, sir.
37:11I'll go now, sir.
37:12Okay, bye.
37:18Sir.
37:19Bye.
37:20Mission accomplished, sir.
37:22Congratulations, bye.
37:23Yes, sir.
37:24Wow.
37:25You have a
37:26good cellphone.
37:27Where did you get it?
37:28Sir,
37:29it's from the son of the wife who died in an accident.
37:32It's from the son of the wife who died in an accident?
37:35Yes, sir.
37:36How did that happen?
37:37You even told the parents
37:38and then,
37:39you were given a cellphone?
37:40Yes, sir.
37:41How did that happen?
37:42I'll tell you, sir.
37:43It's like this.
37:48Yes?
37:50Yes?
37:52Come here.
37:54Come here.
37:59Wow.
38:00Your cellphone is beautiful.
38:02Is that your new model?
38:04Yes, it's me.
38:05But,
38:06do you need anything, sir?
38:08Yes, yes.
38:09For you, officer.
38:10You're welcome.
38:11You're welcome.
38:12Oh,
38:13you're the one
38:14who got
38:16Daisy Cruz pregnant?
38:18Yes, I'm Daisy Cruz,
38:19but I'm not pregnant yet.
38:21No,
38:22you're the one
38:23who got Daisy Cruz pregnant,
38:24right?
38:26Yes, I'm Daisy Cruz,
38:27but I'm not pregnant yet.
38:30Okay,
38:31it's like this.
38:32It's like this.
38:33If I can prove
38:34that you're the one
38:35who got Daisy Cruz pregnant,
38:37I'll take your cellphone.
38:49Ma,
38:50I'm here.
38:52Do you like spaghetti?
38:53Which one is better,
38:54the choy
38:55or the cheaper dishwasher?
38:56Let's open it.
39:00The choy is already removed.
39:03Just one drop
39:04is already removed from the choy.
39:05Wow.
39:06This one is still missing.
39:07Let's add more.
39:09The second,
39:10the third,
39:11the fourth.
39:15This one is dirty.
39:16This one is clean.
39:18Four drops.
39:19Do you like brand eggs?
39:20It's not like the choy.
39:21Hi, son.
39:22Ma.
39:23Hi.
39:24Are you here with someone?
39:27Yes, I am.
39:28Who?
39:32Oh,
39:33Betoy?
39:37Ma,
39:38do you know him?
39:40Yes, son.
39:41Huh?
39:43He's the one
39:44who's responsible for us.
39:45Dad,
39:46he left us
39:47after I gave birth to you.
39:48Are you ashamed
39:49to show your laptop?
39:50Do you know who you are?
39:52You don't have a right
39:53to be here.
39:54Go away, son.
40:11Hello, everybody.
40:12Good evening to all of you.
40:13I am your partner,
40:14Bakya.
40:15My father is from Russia
40:16and my mother
40:17is from Bulacan.
40:18All of your questions
40:19can be answered
40:20by calling
40:21745-675-43.
40:23Hello.
40:24Hello.
40:25Good evening.
40:27Who is this?
40:28This is Jake Cuenca.
40:29Dude.
40:31Can I ask you a question?
40:33Yes, you can.
40:34What is your question, Jake?
40:35What is the difference
40:36between a boat
40:37and a bench?
40:39Wait.
40:40What is the difference
40:41between a boat
40:42and a bench?
40:43And a bench.
40:44You know,
40:45Jake,
40:46Jake,
40:47the difference is
40:48the bench
40:49is what you owe
40:50so that you can buy
40:52a boat.
40:53That's it.
40:55Okay.
40:56Thank you, dude.
40:57That's it.
40:59Hello.
41:00Hello.
41:01Good evening.
41:02Good evening, sir.
41:04What is the...
41:05My wife
41:06is pregnant.
41:07She's pregnant?
41:08Yes.
41:10What's your name?
41:11Hapo.
41:12Hapo?
41:13Hapo Jukay.
41:14Hapo Jukay.
41:15Question.
41:16Question.
41:17Is it true
41:18that it's easier
41:19to make sand
41:21than big rocks?
41:22Say it in Tagalog.
41:24That's right.
41:25Say it in Tagalog.
41:26Is it Tagalog?
41:27Is it true
41:28that it's easier
41:29to make sand
41:30than big rocks?
41:32Translation.
41:33Is it true
41:34that it's easier
41:35to make sand
41:37than what?
41:38Big rocks.
41:39Big rocks.
41:40Big rocks.
41:42It depends
41:43on how big
41:44your eyes are.
41:49It's nothing.
41:50It's nothing.
41:52Hello.
41:53Hello.
41:54Hi.
41:55I just have a question.
41:56What's your name first?
41:57Diana.
41:59Diana.
42:00Yes, Diana.
42:02Why do fat people
42:03get fat?
42:05While fat people
42:06want to get fat.
42:09Why do fat people
42:10get fat?
42:11Why do fat people
42:12get fat?
42:13Diana,
42:14are you fat
42:15or fat?
42:16I'm fat.
42:19Yes, I'm fat.
42:21You're fat.
42:23Even if you're fat,
42:24try to go on a diet.
42:25Let's see if you won't get fat.
42:29Let's continue.
42:31Okay.
42:32Bye-bye.
42:33Bye-bye.
42:34Hello.
42:35Hello.
42:36Yes.
42:37Good day.
42:38What's your name?
42:40I just have a question.
42:43This is my question.
42:44What's my question?
42:45You're a snob.
42:46No, I'm not.
42:47Do the housewives
42:48also get fat?
42:50If the housewives
42:51also get fat.
42:52Do the housewives
42:53also get fat?
42:54Yes.
42:55You know,
42:56you're a snob.
42:58They don't get fat.
43:00Do you know why?
43:01Why?
43:02Because those housewives
43:03put chemicals
43:04in their house
43:05so that
43:06their neighbors
43:07don't eat
43:08their housewives.
43:11Don't ask others.
43:12Bye-bye.
43:13I'm confused.
43:17Bye-bye to you.
43:19Hello.
43:20This is my last question.
43:22Why is it easier
43:23to take a picture
43:24of the sunset
43:25than the sunrise?
43:28Sorry.
43:31Why is it easier
43:32to take a picture
43:33of the sunset
43:34than the sunrise?
43:40Ah, the sunset
43:41than the sunrise.
43:42Do you know why?
43:43Because
43:44that's why
43:45it's easier
43:46to take a picture
43:47of the sunset
43:48than the sunrise
43:49because the photographers
43:50wake up
43:51in the afternoon.
43:52That's the answer.
43:54Well,
43:55we're running out
43:56of time.
43:58Someone's calling.
43:59Yes, hello.
44:00I just have a question.
44:01What is it?
44:02I'm at home
44:03and I'm calling you.
44:05I have a phone.
44:07How can I answer
44:08when you don't have a phone?
44:10Oh,
44:11we don't have a phone.
44:12We have a voice-over
44:14and they're plugging it in.
44:18Bye-bye.
44:36Hey.
44:37Hey.
44:38Hey.
44:39Hey.
44:40What's up for you?
44:41My brother.
44:42What?
44:43Lara went out.
44:44Went out?
44:45Huh?
44:46She left?
44:47She left.
44:48She left?
44:49She left.
44:50Why?
44:51How did you know?
44:52Is it because of this?
44:53Is it because of her letter?
44:54Going away note?
44:55Huh?
44:56Is it because of this?
44:57This?
44:58That's not a letter.
44:59I made it wet.
45:01Oh, shit.
45:02Here it is.
45:05Julio just told me
45:08Ah,
45:09I know.
45:10Huh?
45:11I know.
45:12I know.
45:13It's because of Jake.
45:14Huh?
45:15You scolded her because of Jake.
45:17But don't worry.
45:18She'll be back.
45:20I don't know.
45:21Brethren,
45:22what should I do?
45:23I can't think of anything.
45:24Where will she sleep?
45:25Where will she sleep?
45:27Do you think
45:29Lara will sleep on the street?
45:31No one sleeps on the street.
45:33Right?
45:34Yes,
45:35only our family sleeps on the street.
45:36You're one of them.
45:39My
45:41cannot
45:42be.
45:43Oh!
45:46My daughter!
45:47What happened?
45:48I don't know.
45:52I cannot know.
45:54What?
45:56I'm sorry.
45:57I can't.
45:58I can't.
45:59I can't leave here.
46:01Huh?
46:02Why?
46:03What happened?
46:04Did you sleep on the street?
46:05No.
46:06A woman helped me.
46:08She brought me to a house.
46:12Oh!
46:13A house.
46:14Oh!
46:15A house?
46:16It's beautiful.
46:17Oh!
46:18I couldn't sleep.
46:19You mean,
46:20a real house with a roof,
46:21a wall,
46:22a door?
46:23Yes,
46:24and a real bed.
46:26Oh!
46:27There's even an air conditioner.
46:28I couldn't rest.
46:29I couldn't sleep.
46:30That's gross.
46:31That's gross.
46:32That's why I came back here
46:33because I couldn't sleep there.
46:35That's disgusting.
46:36I'm sorry.
46:37That's disgusting.
46:38Yes.
46:39Yes,
46:40a real house.
46:42My poor daughter.
46:43Ah!
46:44Ah!
46:45Ah!
46:48That's okay.
46:50That's okay.
46:52That's okay.
46:53That's okay for you.
46:55You cannot come there.
46:58You stay there.
47:00Okay?
47:01That's okay.
47:03That's okay.
47:04Poor thing.
47:05My poor niece.
47:09Wait.
47:10My daughter,
47:11you tell Jake,
47:14tell him
47:15that everything is okay with me.
47:17He can now
47:18court you.
47:23Done again.
47:24Done, Hermia.
47:26Done again.
47:27I don't know.
47:28I don't know.
47:29What?
47:30What the?
47:31What?
47:32Ah!
47:33Ah!
47:34Why?
47:35Why?
47:36Why?
47:37What's that?
47:38What's this?
47:39What?
47:41Sen,
47:42I just realized
47:43that you will probably
47:44accept me
47:45if this is
47:46what I look like.
47:48It's a ghetto statement.
47:49What's that?
47:50M&M truffle?
47:52What?
47:53Here, Sen.
47:55He's okay now, right?
47:56Papa?
47:57He's okay now, right?
47:59You will probably
48:00accept me if this is
48:01what I look like.
48:02Disgrace!
48:03What disgrace?
48:04Disgrace, sir!
48:05Anton is disgraced!
48:06Look at him!
48:07There he is!
48:08There he is!
48:09Ah!
48:10Ah!
48:11Ah!
48:12Ah!
48:13Ah!
48:14Papa!
48:15Ah!
48:16Papa!
48:17Help me!
48:18Antonio!
48:19Help me!
48:20Papa, help me!
48:21Shh!
48:22He doesn't want to talk.
48:23What happened to Leona?
48:24Papa, I'm walking
48:25in a ghetto.
48:26There are two men
48:27fighting me.
48:28After that,
48:29they raped me
48:30until I lost consciousness.
48:32Then,
48:33I lay down
48:34and they changed me
48:35to this clean shirt.
48:37Then,
48:38I lost my mind.
48:39I lost my consciousness.
48:41They took advantage of me.
48:43You suck!
48:45It's okay.
48:47It's okay.
48:49It will be over soon.
48:50Don't hug him.
48:52Don't hug him.
48:53Yuck!
48:54Yuck!
48:55It's ew.
48:56It smells.
48:57It smells.
48:58Yuck!
49:01What is that?
49:02It smells.
49:03Yuck!
49:07Yuck!
49:08Yuck!
49:09Whatever.
49:10Whatever.
49:12You smell like Armenian.
49:16You smell us.
49:17Huh?
49:18It smells, right?
49:19It smells.
49:21Yuck!
49:22It smells.
49:23What will happen
49:24in this encounter?
49:25Will Antonio
49:26forget
49:27the pain
49:28he suffered
49:29following
49:30these
49:31embarrassing
49:32encounters
49:33here
49:34in
49:35Muchos
49:36Gracias.
49:57Yuck!
49:59Yuck!
50:00Yuck!
50:10What are you doing?
50:11Huh?
50:12Yuck!
50:14Yuck!
50:22Ouch!
50:26Yuck!
50:27Yuck!
50:28Yuck!
50:29Yuck!
50:31Hahaha.
50:54Hello, my friends,
50:56I want to announce
50:57good news
50:58for you
51:00And I want to tell you that our campaign for the spread of safety and arresting criminals has been successful.
51:09In fact, we have new criminals who have been arrested. Here they are, my friends.
51:20Wait a minute. What's happening here? Why are you putting them side by side like that? Why are you confusing them?
51:26Because, General, they are often shown on TV.
51:31What now? How can you say that they are often shown on TV?
51:34Well, because they are often shown on TV, they have a lot of fans.
51:42We don't know anything about that.
51:44Shh! Stop right there.
51:46You're all like that. You don't know anything when we ask you.
51:49Who do you think you are? Psychics?
51:51But I think they really don't know anything.
51:54Why did you say that? Why do you believe that they don't know anything?
51:58Watch this.
52:03Two plus two.
52:06Two?
52:07Two.
52:08Two.
52:09No, two plus two.
52:10Two.
52:11Two.
52:12Two.
52:13Two.
52:14Two.
52:15Two.
52:16Two.
52:17Two.
52:18Two.
52:19Two.
52:20Eight.
52:24We are pressuring you to confront the criminals.
52:29And the criminals have confessed to their crimes.
52:35Ma'am, I have a question for you.
52:37How did you make them confess?
52:40It's simple.
52:41We promised them that we will get rid of them if they confess.
52:46Ah.
52:52Hello, everybody.
52:53Hello.
52:54I'm happy because I'm the one who's excited.
52:55Because I'm here. I was born in Davao, Davao.
52:57Yeah.
53:00And of course, my friends, my idol is Kap.
53:03Wait for it. The time zone has changed.
53:05And that's after the investigation.
53:08We won't question you.
53:10Yes.
53:11You're all crazy.
53:13Don't be like that. Fix it.
53:15After the idol, celebrity turns.
53:20You're all crazy.
53:21When you wake up, you'll be like this.
53:25As you can see, we're enjoying here.
53:27I hope you enjoyed the one hour and a half that we spent together.
53:31Next week, we'll be back here in...
53:33Pabongyan!
53:36Why did you call a press con?
53:39Well, I wanted to...
53:41It's funny.
53:43It's funny.
53:45Why did you smile?
53:47Who has the ability to do all the bad things here in the Philippines?
53:50He's the brain.
53:52That's why, you know...
53:55Add him to the team.
53:58Sorry, sorry, sorry.
54:00Ah, Nami.
54:02Nice, Nami.
54:05Nami, Nami.
54:07Sorry, sorry, sorry.
54:10Tonight is our...
54:13What's that? Sorry.
54:14Mr. President.
54:15Tonight is our...
54:18I want to tell you, because we're intergrating...
54:23Huh?
54:25Sorry, babe.
54:28But, okay.
54:30I'm Mary Cruz, but I'm not Lila yet.
54:34No, she's Daisy.
54:35Oh, Daisy.