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#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: Ganito mangyayari sa'yo 'pag sumobra ka sa inom ng french latte!

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00:00Welcome everybody and welcome to my first show.
00:04My name is Fabio.
00:07Hello. How are you? You are very pretty.
00:11All right, everybody. Yes?
00:13Sir, will you look the shape of the comosus?
00:15Well, if you won't try, come over to my house.
00:19But I'm very bad. Anyway.
00:21You know in France, in France.
00:24Can I come with English?
00:26You understand or not?
00:28You see, when you go to France, you have to know how to speak.
00:32The proper way to speak French.
00:34So today I will teach you.
00:36For example, garage.
00:38Like you, Miles.
00:40Let's say you're going to the street and you see plenty of balloons.
00:44You know balloons?
00:46What balloons?
00:48Lobo.
00:50Yes, Lobo.
00:52Lobo, right. That's the dog.
00:54All right.
00:56Many balloons.
00:58Now, when you choose a balloon, what will you say?
01:01For example, you like halibut.
01:05What will you say?
01:07Little.
01:09Very good.
01:11Everybody.
01:13Eat too.
01:15All right.
01:17Now, do not respond to the tinder off.
01:21When she says something else.
01:23Don't be surprised.
01:25In French, you say,
01:29Now, what do you call flies?
01:34Lema.
01:36Very good, Lema.
01:38Everybody say, Lema.
01:40Lema.
01:42Yes, Jacqueline.
01:43Sir, question, sir.
01:44Yes.
01:45Sir, because French people like to show private parts.
01:48Private parts.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:52Right, all right.
01:53Now, you see the French, when they take off their clothes,
01:56you call them,
02:00Everybody say,
02:02Can you make couscous, sir?
02:04Yes.
02:08All right.
02:09The female French, when they make
02:13they always go to the coffee shop.
02:15You see?
02:16Because in the coffee shop, there is always someone playing music.
02:19You just invite the girl.
02:21You invite the girl to dance.
02:23Then you say,
02:30And then you dance to it.
02:32Yes, Wendell, I can hear you.
02:34Sir,
02:35For example, we are short of money.
02:37What do we do?
02:39If you get short in money.
02:41We are short of money.
02:42All right, you go out in the street.
02:44You go, you don't have money.
02:46That's it.
02:47You go out in the street,
02:49and you say,
02:56Yes, Maureen.
02:58Sir, I don't want to ask.
03:00We don't understand each other.
03:02What do we say?
03:03Oh, like you don't know what is happening, you know?
03:06Like you, yes.
03:08Like you, you're always confused.
03:10All right, when you're confused,
03:12you're like,
03:14Sir,
03:15What?
03:17I know the answer, sir.
03:19Les deux.
03:21Very good, Mr. Noir.
03:23Everybody say,
03:25Les deux.
03:27All right, everybody.
03:29In France,
03:31the table is very high.
03:33But in France, there are so many restaurants.
03:35And in the restaurants, you know,
03:37they eat, they eat pancit.
03:39And you know what they call the pancit?
03:41They call it,
03:43Misoix.
03:45Misoix.
03:46Very good.
03:47And then there is,
03:49All right.
03:51One more characteristic of the French.
03:53You always have to
03:55make them pourri.
03:57Like, pourri.
03:59Braise.
04:01You braise.
04:05Now,
04:07when you make them pourri,
04:09you, for example, they cook very well.
04:11You know what they say?
04:13You say,
04:15Les deux.
04:17They will be very happy when you say that.
04:19No, no, no.
04:21Les deux.
04:23Very good.
04:25Now, for example,
04:27you want to take home your,
04:29what you eat in the restaurant,
04:31and you tell the waiter,
04:33what do you say?
04:35You say,
04:37Very good.
04:39And then, for example,
04:41you want to tell the waiter
04:43that you want to bring the,
04:45the ulam, what do you say?
04:49No, balita.
04:51Ulam na pate.
04:53All right.
04:55What happens when your toenail is dead?
04:59Everybody say,
05:01Masarab hitu.
05:03Now I'm already eating my,
05:05Babaluti na kani.
05:09Ulam na pate.
05:11All right.
05:13Today, but before we go home,
05:15I would like to give you something
05:17that is...
05:19What do you call that?
05:21This is called,
05:23pancit malabon.
05:25All right.
05:27Now, would you like...
05:41You know!
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