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00:01:30Sorry, I'm late.
00:01:56So, come here often?
00:02:00Hey, Red Baron, lose the scarf.
00:02:03Use your imagination!
00:02:04I'm here to work, not to socialize.
00:02:07I thought you may be here for... an interview?
00:02:12Ah! I'm fading! Fast!
00:02:18You! You did this!
00:02:21I'll get you, you saboteur!
00:02:24What?
00:02:28So, who do you think did it?
00:02:31Lance! Lance!
00:02:34I demand you expel this assassin!
00:02:42I don't know what you use, but this is not linseed oil or thinner.
00:02:47You screwed yourself!
00:02:50You! You did this!
00:02:53How was I supposed to know the whole campus was gonna find out about us?
00:02:56Whore!
00:02:58Not likely. Maybe it was the... urban legend?
00:03:03Man, it's been going on for years. My dad went here, so the same thing happened then.
00:03:07Dude, that's ridiculous. He'd be like a hundred years old by now.
00:03:10Are you calling my dad a liar?
00:03:13I heard they found a cadaver in the cafeteria.
00:03:16Well, I heard he killed the cadaver.
00:03:21I heard he once killed 40 men with his bare hands.
00:03:24How could he cover something like that up?
00:03:26He wore gloves.
00:03:29Dude, he is real.
00:03:31Whatever, man. I still don't believe it.
00:03:34All I'm saying is, whoever this guy is, he's a real badass.
00:03:38Am I speaking with an urban legend?
00:03:42Sub-urban.
00:03:45Enough about me, though.
00:03:47Who do you think did it?
00:03:49You did.
00:03:50Oh, nice one, Sherlock.
00:03:53I mean, who's the client?
00:03:55Urban legend, my sculpted ass.
00:03:57I could toss a pallet in any direction and hit a conspirator.
00:04:04He'll be back.
00:04:06You know, I kind of thought we were gonna meet in private.
00:04:08All the world's a stage, Anna.
00:04:11So, any thoughts?
00:04:13Change.
00:04:15A student?
00:04:17A bright one that doesn't want Skylar to win the competition?
00:04:20Uh, are you asking or telling?
00:04:22Change.
00:04:24You're right.
00:04:25Wouldn't be a student.
00:04:26That would take all the fun out of winning.
00:04:28Hmm, close enough.
00:04:30Contenders don't need my services.
00:04:32They take care of business on their own.
00:04:34Guess again.
00:04:37Hmm.
00:04:41The teacher.
00:04:42He's pointing at students.
00:04:44He doesn't want to be exposed.
00:04:46Change.
00:04:48Boyking?
00:04:49Am I right?
00:04:50Change.
00:04:51Sorry.
00:04:52He's been exposed way too much.
00:04:54Besides, faculty already has the upper hand on students.
00:04:57Change.
00:04:58Then who?
00:04:59Change.
00:05:00All right.
00:05:01Break time.
00:05:06It's getting a bit drafty in here.
00:05:11Whatever helps you sleep at night.
00:05:21I'm such a slut.
00:05:23Everyone hates me.
00:05:25It'll be okay, sweetie.
00:05:27Just tell me where it hurts.
00:05:29The big guy?
00:05:31I think we've seen enough.
00:05:37I don't know my clients, but I, uh, know my clients.
00:05:41I probably know more about you than you do, Anna.
00:05:45Well, if you're going to skip introductions, I might as well skip making first impressions.
00:05:48Dalton.
00:05:49All right, Dalton.
00:05:51So how'd you do it?
00:05:52Did you dump gasoline all over the portrait?
00:05:54Whoa.
00:05:55Dousing things in gasoline may be the norm where you're from, but we prefer subtlety around these parts.
00:06:00We?
00:06:01Not that I don't get ahead of me.
00:06:02All right, let's just start with what you know.
00:06:04About you.
00:06:05About everything.
00:06:06All right, well, you're like an assassin, only you're real hard to find, and most people don't believe you exist.
00:06:11Well, it lacks eloquence, but it's close.
00:06:14For the record, I frown upon the ass word, it's not really what I do.
00:06:17I haven't killed anyone.
00:06:19Yet.
00:06:20The client comes to us with a simple request, and you've heard the rumors about a certain book in the library,
00:06:25so you can stop looking for my phone number on the back of toilets.
00:06:28And, uh, why would I be looking on the back of toilets?
00:06:31That's a question only you can answer, Anna.
00:06:34Let's just say I don't find the clients, they find me.
00:07:05The tackle box.
00:07:07That was Skylar's Achilles heel.
00:07:09He never let it out of his sight.
00:07:11He loved that tackle box like a fisherman loves his tackle box.
00:07:14I needed a wound he could self-inflict, you know, a weapon that wouldn't go off right away.
00:07:18Kind of like a grenade, but longer.
00:07:21So what about this weed thing?
00:07:23Well, you see, I'm like Paul.
00:07:26And Mac?
00:07:27He's my Ringo.
00:07:28John and George?
00:07:30They're dead, Anna.
00:07:32Mac?
00:07:33Mac?
00:07:34Well, he's the brain.
00:07:35The brawn.
00:07:36The tech guy.
00:07:37The muscle.
00:07:38The munitions expert.
00:07:39The master of disguise.
00:07:40He's fluent in five languages, a licensed pilot, and a Christmas tree farmer.
00:07:44He's my Ella Fitzgerald, my Boesky, my Jim Brown.
00:07:47He's the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
00:07:50He's a surprisingly good seamstress.
00:07:52What do you do?
00:07:53Shh, now, shh.
00:07:54He does a lot of things that I can, and he has a recipe for pitzels that really takes the edge off.
00:07:59How do you soft?
00:08:00No, no, pitzels.
00:08:02Salted?
00:08:03Pitzels!
00:08:04Not pretzels.
00:08:05Oh.
00:08:06So he bakes.
00:08:08Mac also gets me into places.
00:08:10Places I'd rather not go.
00:08:14Oh, you're such a potty mouth.
00:08:18Our detectors indicate this room is subject to radon emissions.
00:08:21You have to come with me now.
00:08:23Who's Radon?
00:08:24I'll explain later.
00:08:25If you survive.
00:08:32All right, if nobody knows it's you, then how do you manage to get paid?
00:09:01Payment within 24 hours of completion.
00:09:03Trust me, it never fails.
00:09:06The client does not want to be the next target.
00:09:09Do you have a library card?
00:09:20Dalton?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:24Our work here is done.
00:09:32Now, why are you telling me all of this?
00:09:35Remember Ringo?
00:09:37Well, he's leaving to start his movie career, and I need some new sticks.
00:09:41Your background suggests that you're more than capable.
00:09:43I would love to, but...
00:09:44Don't worry about utilities, living expenses, that whole nine.
00:09:47Okay, well, I was thinking...
00:09:48No visitors.
00:09:49No microwave popcorn.
00:09:50You are on call 24-7, in a class, on a date, shoe shopping, or whatever it is you do.
00:09:55All right?
00:09:56And most of all, absolute silence.
00:09:58Okay, I get it.
00:09:59Okay, I get it.
00:10:00The popcorn?
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:02No microwave popcorn.
00:10:03I think I was pretty clear about that.
00:10:05So, do I have my sticks?
00:10:08How could I say no?
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:11I couldn't...
00:10:22God.
00:10:30This is where we work.
00:10:34And this is where we play.
00:10:35Mac, Anna.
00:10:36Anna, Mac.
00:10:44He's really good with introductions.
00:10:46You learn fast.
00:10:51Wait, so you're the...
00:10:54Wait, so you're the...
00:10:58So you're not an artist, huh?
00:11:02Artist subjective.
00:11:17Anything you'd like to know about me?
00:11:19You have a 3.9 GPA.
00:11:22You have a 3.9 GPA, which would be a 4.0 if you liked chemistry.
00:11:25We'll fix that.
00:11:26You model for cash.
00:11:27You volunteer in the office of the president, Joe Lee Brennan.
00:11:30You like puppy dogs and ice cream and anything else I didn't know about you I figured out when you took the job.
00:11:35Impressive.
00:11:36Thanks, I have good hand-eye coordination.
00:11:40Okay, but don't let the volunteering fool you.
00:11:43It's just an internship.
00:11:44Yeah, well, don't tell the boss.
00:11:46He's all excited about Brennan running for governor.
00:11:48Probably why he chose you.
00:11:49Could sell?
00:11:52Pizza?
00:11:56So, uh...
00:11:59How long did you guys choose me?
00:12:01Well, every now and then someone like you comes looking.
00:12:07That's the recruiting process?
00:12:09Yeah, well, you got close. That's how we knew you'd work.
00:12:12Well, I'm off.
00:12:16Aren't you gonna be a little warm with all this stuff?
00:12:19I believe it was Nietzsche who said,
00:12:22people don't notice he who stands out in a crowd.
00:12:30No, he didn't.
00:12:31Mac?
00:12:33I don't think so.
00:12:37I gotta go.
00:12:38Oh, Dalton, before I forget.
00:12:40Yeah?
00:12:42Mr. Furley called and he wants his scarf back.
00:12:45Don't encourage her, Mac.
00:12:49What was that all about?
00:12:52No one seems to notice the man when all they can remember is the clothes.
00:12:56That, and he thinks he looks cool.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:19We should draw polls.
00:13:26Hey, four bears down here.
00:13:29Excuse me.
00:13:30Hey, what are you, a dyke or something?
00:13:32Stop it.
00:13:33That figures.
00:13:36Excuse me?
00:13:37Hey, did you, uh, you say something?
00:13:40I'm sorry.
00:13:41I don't date men.
00:13:45What?
00:13:46What?
00:13:47What?
00:13:48What?
00:13:49What?
00:13:50Shut up.
00:13:51Shh.
00:13:53I'm sorry, are you homophobic?
00:13:56I ain't gay.
00:13:58I didn't say you were.
00:14:01Well, why don't you say it to my face, then?
00:14:04I didn't say you were.
00:14:13Oh, and while you're at it,
00:14:14explain the scarf's kind of hot out there.
00:14:19What?
00:14:21It is kind of hot.
00:14:24Thank you, so much.
00:14:26You're welcome.
00:14:27You know, you just should be more careful in a place like this.
00:14:30Excuse me?
00:14:32I can take care of myself.
00:14:34Really?
00:14:44On the house.
00:14:45Thanks, but, uh, one's in the...
00:14:47Hi.
00:14:49You're new here, aren't you?
00:14:51Is it that obvious?
00:14:54Dalton.
00:14:55Monroe.
00:14:57Ellie.
00:14:58It's Jeff.
00:15:01Oh, hi, Jeff.
00:15:02Sorry, I gotta take this.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06Dalton?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
00:15:09Great, good, fine.
00:15:10Yeah, see you in fifteen minutes.
00:15:11Uh, uh, one thing.
00:15:13Uh, while you're waiting around,
00:15:14could you give me the 411 on an Ellie Stra...
00:15:18Hold on.
00:15:21Hey, me again.
00:15:22Um,
00:15:23Ash, I was just wondering
00:15:25what your last name was.
00:15:27Strathaven.
00:15:28Strathaven, right.
00:15:29Right.
00:15:30I thought that sounded familiar.
00:15:31Had an aunt named Strathaven or something.
00:15:35Strathaven.
00:15:36Copy, right.
00:15:37Okay, bye.
00:15:40So, uh,
00:15:43I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
00:15:47Thought you don't date men.
00:15:49I don't.
00:15:51Ah, there was a woman here.
00:15:52A bartender, I think.
00:15:54Woman.
00:15:55She was a woman.
00:15:57And she was...
00:15:58Hey, you lovebirds.
00:15:59I want to take this opportunity to thank our local ninja,
00:16:03Dalton...
00:16:05What's your last name again?
00:16:08Monroe.
00:16:13Well, what I've got to say
00:16:19Is that I like your way
00:16:24You make me smile
00:16:26Just looking at you
00:16:43Sigh
00:16:57Knowing that I
00:16:59I'm part of your world
00:17:01Knowing that I'm the one you call your girl
00:17:06Knowing that I
00:17:08I have you to myself
00:17:11Knowing that I don't want nobody else
00:17:35I said 15 men, not 37.
00:17:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:38So, what's the job?
00:17:42Three targets.
00:17:43$25,000.
00:17:44It's our biggest offer this year.
00:17:46Hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:17:48Too big.
00:17:50What are you talking about?
00:17:51We're going to take this, right?
00:17:53Well, obviously you haven't told the new girl about the rules yet.
00:17:57No, but I bet they're in the handbook.
00:18:01We have a handbook?
00:18:02Yes, Scoutmaster Dalton.
00:18:04Didn't you get it when they issued you your neckerchief?
00:18:07The three rules have treated us well for decades.
00:18:10They are the de facto standard in evaluating whether we take a job or not.
00:18:14And they are?
00:18:15Rule one.
00:18:16Never, ever take more than one job at a time.
00:18:20Rule number two.
00:18:21Never question motive.
00:18:22Morality ain't our job.
00:18:23Rule number three.
00:18:24The fewer people who know, the better.
00:18:27So, we're going to break rule number one.
00:18:29Hell, for that kind of money, I say we break rule number two just to see who's buying.
00:18:32Ha!
00:18:33And as you can see, not everyone follows the rules.
00:18:36Well, technically speaking, you broke rule number three when you hired Anna.
00:18:38Technically speaking, this could be a test.
00:18:41Okay, so we don't do it, right?
00:18:43Good work, people. Meeting adjourned.
00:18:45Do I get a vote?
00:18:48Good work, people. Meeting adjourned.
00:18:50Do you have something for me?
00:18:54Business or personal?
00:18:58That is none of your business or personal.
00:19:03Light.
00:19:08Light.
00:19:12Light.
00:19:19Light.
00:19:33Light.
00:19:53Lights.
00:19:56No mudslinging.
00:19:58That's not the kind of campaign I'm running here.
00:20:00So just scrap the ad and start again.
00:20:04Sorry.
00:20:06I should have knocked.
00:20:07Come now. You've seen worse than this at those wild fraternity parties.
00:20:12Tie looks very nice with the shirt.
00:20:14Man who wants to be governor needs to look the part.
00:20:17Success is more than just looking the part.
00:20:19You have to truly know your competition and yourself.
00:20:22Lesson number one.
00:20:24Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:20:29Right. Well.
00:20:32Here's that number.
00:20:37Pants Davis, can we work on the pants?
00:20:40Pants.
00:21:00Hey.
00:21:01It's you.
00:21:02Hey.
00:21:03Yeah. It's me.
00:21:06Dalton.
00:21:07Monroe.
00:21:08Right.
00:21:10You know you left your darts in the bar the other night.
00:21:13I was hoping that you'd come by and pick them up.
00:21:16Yes.
00:21:17Yeah. I knew you liked me.
00:21:21I like good dart players.
00:21:24Right. Right.
00:21:26Well, you should see what I can do with a foosball and a cue stick.
00:21:31Listen. I know you're a journalist.
00:21:34So I was going to ask you if you could write something for me.
00:21:38How did you know I was a journalist?
00:21:40Well, that's presumptuous.
00:21:42Thinking that, you know, journalists are the only ones who could do research.
00:21:46I mean.
00:21:47If you would have done your research right, you would have learned that I don't do freelance.
00:21:51Nah. That's okay. I'm not going to pay you anyway.
00:21:55Yeah.
00:21:56So. Listen.
00:21:58All I need you to write down is your phone number.
00:22:02Oh. And I'm presumptuous, huh?
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Okay. Well, let me ask you a question here.
00:22:08Um. Do you like food?
00:22:12Do I like food?
00:22:15Don't. Don't answer a question with a question.
00:22:18Because that's a. That's a bit silly.
00:22:20Yeah. No question.
00:22:22Here.
00:22:24Why don't you write this down in your diary.
00:22:26And call me tomorrow.
00:22:29And call me tomorrow.
00:22:34Journal. Boys have journals.
00:22:42Done.
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Do you always dress like that?
00:22:49Only when I'm wearing clothes.
00:22:59Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
00:23:01First we need to know if the mass of hell is changing in time.
00:23:07Oh. We've got to meet Dalton.
00:23:09Yep. Nice work for today.
00:23:11Thanks.
00:23:14Sorry.
00:23:16We're taking the job.
00:23:18So we're breaking rule number one.
00:23:21No. I'm breaking rule number one.
00:23:24You're doing what you're told.
00:23:26That's the only rule you need to worry about.
00:23:29What about all that stuff you said earlier?
00:23:31You're de facto.
00:23:33Uh-oh.
00:23:34Yeah. Well.
00:23:36For the time being, there's three of us.
00:23:38So I'm making an exception.
00:23:41But I want this done carefully, alright?
00:23:43Full info. Plans. The usual, alright?
00:23:46I want everything by fifteen hundred tomorrow.
00:23:48And one more thing.
00:23:49Take my glove.
00:23:51What was that about my glove?
00:23:53No. I think he says he's in love.
00:23:55Wow.
00:23:56Huh? The journalist, bartender, writer, singer, person? Huh?
00:24:00Don't worry, ladies. I'm not off the market. Just up for sale.
00:24:03See you tomorrow.
00:24:05Wow. He must really be in love.
00:24:08How do you know?
00:24:09He's never changed his mind.
00:24:12You look like you could use a pit cell.
00:24:20Hey.
00:24:21So you're breaking the first rule.
00:24:23What? Excuse me?
00:24:26The twenty-four hour one.
00:24:28Before the first call.
00:24:31Right. Um...
00:24:34Forgot my darts.
00:24:36And that's the best excuse you can come up with?
00:24:38No. Um...
00:24:41I forgot to tip you.
00:24:44Oh. Okay.
00:24:46I'll take that.
00:24:48And I was also thinking about, um...
00:24:53Asking you out tomorrow?
00:24:56Why not just ask me out now?
00:24:59I get off in about ten minutes.
00:25:01Great! Great.
00:25:03Oh, but about that tip...
00:25:06Of course. Of course.
00:25:09Oh, stop, stop, stop. I can't accept money from a man.
00:25:12I just accept it.
00:25:18Pay me.
00:25:21I was only thinking of a couple dollars, anyway, so...
00:25:25You're not helping your cause.
00:25:35When do you graduate?
00:25:37Whenever I want to, I suppose.
00:25:40Then why are you still here?
00:25:42I got this job.
00:25:44People rely on me, and I need to find a replacement.
00:25:48I need to find a replacement.
00:25:50Besides, I don't really know what I want to do when I grow up.
00:25:54Well, I think you'd make a good maid.
00:25:59I think we should turn the spotlight around here.
00:26:03I want to know how a bartender slash lounge singer gets a full-ride scholarship.
00:26:13By tricking others into doing menial tasks while I study.
00:26:17Touche.
00:26:19What? What are these?
00:26:23Oh, it's not what you think.
00:26:25Really? What am I thinking?
00:26:28I don't know.
00:26:30You want me to tell you what I'm thinking?
00:26:32I don't think so.
00:26:34Look, if I'm going to be folding all your laundry, I should be able to, you know, question each piece.
00:26:40Um, I'll tell you about this T-shirt. I bought this at Kmart.
00:26:44No, I want to know about those.
00:26:48It's none of your business.
00:26:55Am I wasting my time here?
00:26:57So you have something better to do?
00:26:59Uh, yeah, I do, actually, because folding strange men's underwear is about second to everything.
00:27:06Ever.
00:27:15You are that much fun, aren't you?
00:27:19Why? Because I don't want the underpants back?
00:27:22Girl runs away flirtatiously.
00:27:25Boy catches girl.
00:27:28Girl decides if she will kiss him.
00:27:32Hmm, okay, I see.
00:27:35Boy kisses girl.
00:27:37Boy gets girl pregnant.
00:27:39Boy marries girl.
00:27:41Girl divorces boy.
00:27:43Boy pays alimony.
00:27:49All right, all right, I'll chase you with the underpants. Go.
00:27:54Dom, a thing like that just happens.
00:27:57You can't plan it out.
00:27:58All right, all right, I'll tell you what. Um, you chase me with the underwear. Go!
00:28:06Forget it.
00:28:09I'm sorry.
00:28:10I gotta take this.
00:28:12Dom?
00:28:13Yeah?
00:28:14The cow jumped over the moon.
00:28:16Now?
00:28:17The cow waits for Noah.
00:28:19Fine.
00:28:20Well, uh, that's my job, Colin, so I gotta go when they call.
00:28:28That's too bad.
00:28:31We were getting so close.
00:28:39I'm sorry.
00:28:53Uh, Dom?
00:28:54Yeah?
00:28:58They're more durable than the other underwear.
00:29:02Well, they never get mixed up with my roommates.
00:29:06All right.
00:29:28Ha!
00:29:30All right, you ready to get started?
00:29:34Ha ha ha!
00:29:37All right, let's get started.
00:29:39Right.
00:29:40Target A.
00:29:42Borchowski, Sarah.
00:29:44Senior, English major, 4.0 GPA.
00:29:48Random activist.
00:29:50No exploitable flaws.
00:29:52Except one.
00:29:54She writes papers for students.
00:29:56In the future, avoid contradictions such as
00:30:00No exploitable flaws.
00:30:02Followed by, except one.
00:30:04Got it.
00:30:05Right, because I get all excited, you know, and then all disappointed.
00:30:07But then all excited again, you know?
00:30:09That's crazy.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Next is McD, Jason.
00:30:13He's a freshman and already failing out of school.
00:30:16Well, we can't count on that, so, uh, vices.
00:30:20He's a gambler.
00:30:21He's a card shark on his way to becoming a hustler.
00:30:24Well, maybe we can find a way to make him gamble his tuition away.
00:30:27That won't help this semester.
00:30:29Give me his feeding place in time.
00:30:32I have an idea.
00:30:34Next.
00:30:37Uh, Mac?
00:30:38Don't ask.
00:30:40Yeah, this is a tough one.
00:30:42Gruber, Brandon.
00:30:44Sophomore, lives in the dorm.
00:30:46Steady girlfriend.
00:30:47Totally average in every way.
00:30:50What about...
00:30:52Don't even think about it.
00:30:55What's Weapon X?
00:30:56He's the one nut I can't crack.
00:30:59He's too unpredictable.
00:31:02He graduates this year.
00:31:04That's what we've been waiting for.
00:31:06I was hoping he'd graduate before it came to this.
00:31:08Really?
00:31:10I like the sound of that.
00:31:13Okay, Anna, you come with me.
00:31:16Mac, you start with McD.
00:31:19I hope that's the last of the rhyming.
00:31:21It's all in the timing!
00:31:27So, uh, straight-up poker or grandma games?
00:31:33Straight-up, brother, please.
00:31:35Bit of advice.
00:31:37You really want to learn, lay some cash on the table.
00:31:40Thanks.
00:31:41Hey, man, come on.
00:31:43I can see you know exactly what you're doing.
00:31:45I'm just trying to help.
00:31:47I'm just trying to help.
00:31:49I'm just trying to help.
00:31:51I'm just trying to help.
00:31:53I'm just trying to help.
00:31:55I can see you know exactly what you're doing.
00:31:57I'm just trying to help.
00:31:59If you're looking for players, I can fill in.
00:32:01Got a date.
00:32:03Saturday.
00:32:04Real hush-hush kind of thing.
00:32:06Jason McD.
00:32:07Nice to meet you.
00:32:09Johnny Utah.
00:32:11So this, uh, this date.
00:32:13Think she'd mind some company?
00:32:15It's a blind date.
00:32:17I'll bet your date would love the chance to jump all over my sweet ass, huh?
00:32:22You know we're talking about a poker game, right?
00:32:26All right.
00:32:27Look, uh, say bring a grand in cash.
00:32:29My man!
00:32:30Listen.
00:32:31Bring, uh, four packages of Cambridge Elites.
00:32:33New.
00:32:34Remove the shrink wrap.
00:32:35Keep them in your pocket until somebody asks for them.
00:32:37And remember this passcode.
00:32:40Or you're going to be in a world of hurt before you can get through the door.
00:32:48Oh, yeah.
00:32:49Don't tell anybody.
00:32:50And I'm going to...
00:32:54Just don't tell anybody.
00:32:58Got a good idea on how to get Borchowski.
00:33:03Women and education.
00:33:05Sorry.
00:33:06I don't really proofread term papers.
00:33:08Just read it.
00:33:13Women have long been blah-ba-da-blah-ba-da-blah-ba-da-blah.
00:33:17It's not a question of whether women should be educated,
00:33:20but whether they can be educated.
00:33:22That is offensive to me.
00:33:23A woman gets letters like this all the time.
00:33:25We have to save them in case one of these whack jobs tries to kill them or something.
00:33:29What does that have to do with us?
00:33:31Mac planted a batch file on Borchowski's computer.
00:33:33But we're using all the same titles and file names of the papers that she's been selling to students.
00:33:38So every time she attempts to print a paper, she ends up with one of these.
00:33:44You know, that little plant of yours isn't too far from dousing people in gasoline.
00:33:49They've already doused themselves. We're just lighting the match.
00:33:54I don't like it.
00:33:56A lot of people could get hurt like that.
00:33:58None of these people deserve to graduate anyway.
00:34:14Um...
00:34:20We'll go with it.
00:34:21But in the future, we are going to have to sync up on our strategic methods, meaning...
00:34:26you're going to have to start thinking like me.
00:34:30Do I have to wear the scarf?
00:34:33Uh, yes.
00:34:44Okay. Where's the Queen of Pandero?
00:34:53Come mierda.
00:34:54What's your problem, man? What's your problem?
00:34:56You've been losing us for all day, huh? Huh?
00:34:58You got some...
00:34:59Just shut up.
00:35:01You boys like cards?
00:35:04What do you think, hombre?
00:35:08What do you say to us?
00:35:11What do you say to poker?
00:35:16Poker, huh?
00:35:37Jerk.
00:35:39Hey, Turk. Brandon Gruber.
00:35:47Are you my new roomie?
00:35:50I've never been anyone's roomie before.
00:35:53What a warm sensation.
00:35:56Can you feel it?
00:35:58I'm sorry, I'll open a window.
00:36:09Hmm.
00:36:13I know, when my last roommate was transferred, I was almost sure some freak...
00:36:22...was going to move in.
00:36:25I hear you.
00:36:26I had that same fear with my last ten roommates.
00:36:29Oh, your last ten roommates?
00:36:31Yeah. We never quite made it to roomie status.
00:36:35I see you're into crafts.
00:36:38You're not?
00:37:05Which one of you geniuses ordered ethnic minorities in government?
00:37:18Thanks.
00:37:23A hundred bucks.
00:37:28You know, I bet there's a real freak underneath that frigid extension.
00:37:32A real freak underneath that frigid exterior.
00:37:35I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
00:37:38A hundred bucks.
00:37:50Si, senor?
00:37:52I'm here for the game.
00:37:58Tell me what I want to hear.
00:38:01Oh, yeah.
00:38:06Honey, I'm home.
00:38:10Say it right!
00:38:12What?
00:38:13Say it!
00:38:15Johnny, I'm home!
00:38:20Are you kidding me?
00:38:21SAY IT, GRINGO!
00:38:24Honey, I'm home!
00:38:26I can hear you!
00:38:28Honey, I'm home!
00:38:34Again.
00:38:37Honey, I'm home!
00:38:41Now say it like you love me.
00:38:50As this is a cultural studies class,
00:38:53I thought it would be good if we spent some time reading our papers to one another.
00:38:57Let each other know how we feel about diversity on campus and in America.
00:39:02How does that sound?
00:39:08Good.
00:39:10Mr. Roberts, why don't you start?
00:39:13Yeah, Bob!
00:39:16Bob!
00:39:24Diversity on campus.
00:39:27By me.
00:39:29Bobby!
00:39:32Cultural diversity is a necessary part of any university setting.
00:39:37It gives the preeminent race a venue to show their superiority.
00:39:46Go on, please. We're all adults.
00:39:48I think I might have made a mistake.
00:39:49Go on.
00:39:50I think I might have made a mistake.
00:39:51Go on. Shock us with your insight.
00:39:59Minorities should be allowed to learn about their place in society.
00:40:07Now one more time, just for the ladies!
00:40:10Honey, I'm home!
00:40:18I'm home!
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:28Too tall, so I call you Gorda.
00:40:47I'm home.
00:41:04Mi house es your casa.
00:41:08It's a nice place you got here, guys.
00:41:10You done running your mouth, Chico?
00:41:13So, gentlemen, who's feeling lucky?
00:41:18You're going to be lucky if you come out of here with that shirt on.
00:41:23Hey, Ramon?
00:41:30Me getting behind Berliner.
00:41:34Hey, thought you guys spoke Espanola?
00:41:37Espanola?
00:41:42What I said was, uh, don't you talk.
00:41:47Everything's set, Mr. Banderas.
00:41:50What if they see the cameras?
00:41:51They can't. They're moving too fast.
00:41:54What are you talking about?
00:41:55They're attached to the ceiling fan.
00:41:56Four blades, four cameras, four seats.
00:41:58We just calibrated the shutter speed to match the blade rotation.
00:42:02Really? Awesome.
00:42:08What is this?
00:42:11Is this my room?
00:42:23Hey.
00:42:25Wow, you working on a final or something?
00:42:28No.
00:42:30It's amazing what I'll do when I get bored.
00:42:34Oh, yeah?
00:42:35When I get bored.
00:42:37Oh, yeah? So you're pretty bored, huh?
00:42:42No.
00:42:48They don't have anything. Lay down some more money.
00:42:58I raise you and call you.
00:43:06And now, damn it.
00:43:21Say hello to my little friends.
00:43:25Little friends?
00:43:27What'd you say, hombre?
00:43:29Uh, I said I could've played all night.
00:43:33All night?
00:43:35That's right.
00:43:40The women's movement is more closely related to a bowel movement.
00:43:46Look, Mr. Johnson, you made your point. I didn't write this paragraph.
00:43:49Go on. Keep reading.
00:43:51I think the next paragraph was my favorite.
00:43:59Read!
00:44:04And nothing could be worse
00:44:08than those
00:44:11niggas.
00:44:14Play White Moon.
00:44:16Because you're making Ramon very mad.
00:44:30And then the Zionists come in.
00:44:34Oh, easy, hombre. Easy.
00:44:38I want my money back.
00:44:45Vamos.
00:44:53Niki got some spleen in the room.
00:44:57Niki got some spleen in the room.
00:45:02And that's why America is a steaming cesspool of diversity.
00:45:10You need to chill with the words.
00:45:11I don't see what the problem is, son.
00:45:13You turned in the same exact paper word for word.
00:45:18For real?
00:45:19For real.
00:45:21I gotta go.
00:45:26Come back here right now.
00:45:27I want my money.
00:45:28You cheat.
00:45:29You cheat, Enrique.
00:45:30Nobody cheats, Enrique.
00:45:31I want that shirt.
00:45:33I'm going to kill you.
00:45:34I'm going to kill you, hijo de la gran.
00:45:37Come back here.
00:45:38I got your finger.
00:45:39What was that about?
00:45:42Track and field.
00:45:44Hey, listen, Dalton.
00:45:45How about I come over to the house tonight
00:45:47and cook dinner before we go to the movie?
00:45:50No. No, no.
00:45:52We should just meet there, you know?
00:45:54Because I don't want to be late.
00:45:56And, uh, we can have popcorn for dinner.
00:45:59You hate popcorn.
00:46:01Microwave popcorn.
00:46:02You know nothing about me.
00:46:08What is going on?
00:46:11Shop put.
00:46:26Come on.
00:46:53Why don't you tell me about this girl?
00:46:55Maybe I can help you out.
00:46:57She's a girl.
00:46:58I'm not disarming a bomb.
00:47:01Well, you might be building one.
00:47:03Oh, listen, Mac.
00:47:04He might be able to give you some good advice.
00:47:06Like how to take a slap.
00:47:08Ah, yes.
00:47:09Always turn away from the open hand.
00:47:11Never towards.
00:47:12You gotta roll with it.
00:47:13Hey, good news.
00:47:14Today, McD filed notice that he won't be finishing the semester
00:47:18due to personal reasons.
00:47:20Knock, knock, knock.
00:47:24What was that?
00:47:26The door?
00:47:29Our door?
00:47:40Ellie?
00:47:41Hey, nothing.
00:47:42Hey!
00:47:43Ellie!
00:47:44What the?
00:47:45Oh, wait!
00:47:50Nice place.
00:47:52Do the staring people come with it, too?
00:47:56Yes, they do, actually.
00:47:59This is Mac.
00:48:00My part friend.
00:48:01My friend.
00:48:02My part-time friend.
00:48:04We were...
00:48:05We had a falling out for a while.
00:48:07And this is his...
00:48:09Cousin.
00:48:10Girlfriend.
00:48:11Cousin's girlfriend.
00:48:13Anna.
00:48:14Who would be...
00:48:15Anna.
00:48:17And this is Ellie.
00:48:18My bar-friender.
00:48:19Tender.
00:48:20My bartender friend.
00:48:22Yeah, I guess I'm his...
00:48:23Bartender.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Well, um...
00:48:27I think I have enough for everybody.
00:48:30You know what?
00:48:32Can we do this another time?
00:48:35Why?
00:48:36I thought we had a...
00:48:37A date tonight.
00:48:38I know, I know.
00:48:39I just, uh...
00:48:40It's not really a good time.
00:48:42Place, really.
00:48:44It's not really...
00:48:45The area's bad.
00:48:46You know, Dalton...
00:48:47I can't figure it out, man.
00:48:49This place...
00:48:50I mean, you dress like a...
00:48:51Dork.
00:48:52Honey.
00:48:54Ellie, please.
00:48:55I'm...
00:48:58You know, Dalton...
00:48:59Aren't you late for that appointment?
00:49:01With the...
00:49:02Dean?
00:49:03Or something?
00:49:06What was I thinking?
00:49:12Oh, Dalton.
00:49:13You really do have an appointment.
00:49:14What?
00:49:15Yeah, uh...
00:49:16Fred called, uh...
00:49:17From Scooby-Doo.
00:49:18He wants his scarf back.
00:49:23Fascinating.
00:49:24You're telling me...
00:49:25You do, in fact...
00:49:26Accept cash payments...
00:49:28From cheating students...
00:49:29In exchange for writing their papers...
00:49:33But you didn't write these papers.
00:49:36Something like that.
00:49:38Is that supposed to make it better?
00:49:40Yes.
00:49:43Get out of my office.
00:49:44Get out of this school.
00:49:49Davis.
00:49:50Yes, sir?
00:49:51Any luck with those pants yet?
00:49:53It's kind of drafty in here.
00:50:04Why does he have a diaphragm?
00:50:06No, a diorama.
00:50:07It's like a box with little things in it.
00:50:09But it's creepier than that.
00:50:11Just relax.
00:50:12You can stay with me for a while.
00:50:13No!
00:50:14I can't come stay with you.
00:50:15Look, I gotta get off campus.
00:50:17I think my life's in danger here.
00:50:19Isn't that a little extreme?
00:50:21Just open it.
00:50:22Beth!
00:50:23I'm obviously a little too scared to open the box, okay?
00:50:26You haven't seen what I've seen.
00:50:28Just open it, you wimp!
00:50:43No.
00:51:10Hey, Don.
00:51:12Hey, Dalton.
00:51:13Dr. Hugh called.
00:51:14He wants his scarf.
00:51:16That's...
00:51:17God, Beck.
00:51:18Never mind.
00:51:19What's with the threads there, fancy pants?
00:51:21You're spoiling my mood.
00:51:22Eh?
00:51:23Well, this should help.
00:51:24Gruber was officially placed on academic probation today.
00:51:27He missed two crucial tests.
00:51:28No way he can pass now.
00:51:31I think we may have gone too far this time.
00:51:33Meh.
00:51:34Turk was spotted at the craft store.
00:51:35Gruber checked into a motel.
00:51:37I think he's gonna be alright.
00:51:38I hope he saves some money for therapy.
00:51:41I got this one.
00:51:42No.
00:51:43I got it.
00:51:45I'm gonna surprise Ellie tonight.
00:51:46Hmm.
00:51:47That scarf should do it.
00:52:07As long as you don't mind paying for one more.
00:52:12Shit.
00:52:16That's our payment.
00:52:22How did this happen?
00:52:24It happens when you have a set of rules that you break.
00:52:26That's how.
00:52:27It's not your fault, Dalton.
00:52:29Oh, really?
00:52:30Whose fault is it, then?
00:52:32She's right, you know.
00:52:35Prepare for code red.
00:52:37Has it gone that far?
00:52:38Prepare for code red.
00:52:40Prepare for code red, I said.
00:52:43We're gonna hit Ellie?
00:52:47I've got a set of rules that I have to follow.
00:52:49Hello.
00:53:09Just wanted to let you know, you sleep with your hat on.
00:53:13I've never seen your neck, Dalton.
00:53:16Did you do this?
00:53:18No.
00:53:20Are you mad that I asked?
00:53:22Only if you don't believe me.
00:53:25Was I right, though?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28All three targets were members of the scholarship fund.
00:53:30What about Ellie?
00:53:32Not Ellie.
00:53:35Anna.
00:53:36She does like you, Dalton, but too much to do this.
00:53:41Well, who then? Because...
00:53:42It doesn't matter.
00:53:44I mean, if you really care about Ellie, you shouldn't do this.
00:53:47Don't worry, she's never gonna know.
00:53:50Yeah, but you will.
00:53:57Can I come in?
00:53:59Unless you know something I don't, looks like you just did.
00:54:02About all the flowers you asked for.
00:54:04Are they pretty?
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:08Listen, you know I'm with you on this, right?
00:54:10You don't have a choice.
00:54:12I understand that.
00:54:13No. No, I do have a choice.
00:54:15I just don't want to make it any worse.
00:54:19I think your client would agree with that.
00:54:22What are you talking about?
00:54:24I mean, the girl's bad news, right?
00:54:26She's a journalist, Dalton!
00:54:29So?
00:54:31So?
00:54:32She happens to know where you live?
00:54:35She's been digging around, asking about your job.
00:54:37Dalton, come on, you are front page news.
00:54:40If this girl exposes you, she is just gonna expose your client, too.
00:54:43No.
00:54:45Even if she found out, she wouldn't tell anybody.
00:54:49Really?
00:54:51Look what you're about to do to her.
00:54:54You're too good at this.
00:54:56She never has to know it was you.
00:55:01What's code red?
00:55:04Shred everything, scatter the four corners of the earth.
00:55:09There are only three of us, Dalton!
00:55:11Exactly.
00:55:18I have nothing to say to you.
00:55:21We don't have to talk.
00:55:23I don't want to do anything with you.
00:55:27Uh, does that include building sandcastles?
00:55:32Especially building sandcastles.
00:55:37And Dalton, if you bought me flowers, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts.
00:55:39Dalton, if you bought me flowers, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts.
00:55:46No flowers?
00:55:47Never.
00:55:49Flowers.
00:55:51I thought you were gonna kick me in the nuts.
00:55:54I wanted both.
00:55:58Look, I...
00:56:00I quit that job.
00:56:03I'm all yours now.
00:56:06Look, let's just...
00:56:08Let's just go to the beach.
00:56:19This must be serious.
00:56:24You don't like the beach much, do you?
00:56:26I despise it.
00:56:28Then why are we here?
00:56:30Because girls like the beach, right?
00:56:32Well, since we're here, cheers to sanding your shorts.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:39Too late for that.
00:56:44Okay, new rule.
00:56:46No more changing subjects.
00:56:48I want to know, in detail, why you don't like the beach.
00:56:55No, it's too personal.
00:56:58I think I deserve something personal.
00:57:00I think I deserve something personal.
00:57:05Okay.
00:57:08Okay, fine.
00:57:11When I was a kid, I lived in a place where there was a boat dock on the bay.
00:57:17And I never lived more than a few steps from the ocean my entire life.
00:57:21I mean, I used to love it.
00:57:24But...
00:57:25Every day after school, I would run from the bus right down to the dock.
00:57:30I didn't play baseball or hula hoop like those other kids.
00:57:35I just wanted to swim.
00:57:38This one day, I ran down to the dock and just jumped.
00:57:42I didn't look. I just jumped.
00:57:46That day, there just happened to be a dead manatee in the water.
00:57:52And he had been there long enough that his body had started to decay.
00:58:00I jumped right through him.
00:58:04I jumped through the carcass of a dead manatee.
00:58:09Mama!
00:58:11Mom!
00:58:13Mama!
00:58:15That was personal.
00:58:18Personal?
00:58:20I told you.
00:58:24Do you realize that we've been together for 12 hours?
00:58:28Non-stop.
00:58:30We've eaten two meals together.
00:58:32In a row.
00:58:34Wow, that's kind of nice.
00:58:38I say we make it three meals in a row.
00:58:42But we just had dinner.
00:58:44So...
00:58:48So...
00:59:07So, what do you think?
00:59:10I think the scarf is a little over the top.
00:59:19I thought I could pull it off.
00:59:22I think I could pull it off.
00:59:24Stop it. I have to go to class. I'm turning in my piece today.
00:59:29Really? You can hide a gun in that outfit?
00:59:33No, it's a paper that I've been writing. I think it's going to get published.
00:59:37Great!
00:59:48Bye.
01:00:12Hi guys.
01:00:14Listen Dalton, I'm going to have to take a rain check on the coffee.
01:00:18Because I have to get to class.
01:00:20Okay.
01:00:22I didn't realize that lady was kidding.
01:00:24Sure.
01:00:27See you later.
01:00:33I hope this means you've changed your mind.
01:00:38No, I like the one I have just fine, thanks.
01:00:42You've hit rock bottom, man.
01:00:44The only way you can get lower is if you lay down.
01:00:47Oh. Now you have morals.
01:00:50We're ruining people's lives here, okay?
01:00:52And that coat of yours is a fine insulator, but I just don't have the stomach for it.
01:00:55Come on, Mac. We're only ruining their lives on campus.
01:00:58It's another cozy mantra. And things fell apart when she came around.
01:01:01Are you calling her a Yoko now?
01:01:04How could I forget the clever analogies?
01:01:06You know what? You two deserve each other.
01:01:08Look, can I have one last request?
01:01:09We'll see.
01:01:11Just tell me when the ball has snapped, okay?
01:01:13Whatever.
01:01:14Yeah, fine. Good. Leave.
01:01:17See if I care.
01:01:21Coffee?
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:40Shoot.
01:01:42Davis, at this point, I don't really care how well the pants fit.
01:01:47I can't keep running this campaign from behind this desk.
01:01:51I'm sorry, sir. I'll get right on top of it, sir.
01:01:56Davis.
01:01:59You can go now.
01:02:01Yes, sir. And don't worry about your pants, sir.
01:02:04Thank you, Davis.
01:02:06You're welcome, sir.
01:02:07Anna.
01:02:10What's with the long face?
01:02:13It's finished.
01:02:15I'm just here for the money.
01:02:17I thought you would have figured this out by now.
01:02:22That's not cash.
01:02:24You're getting very good at this.
01:02:33You're not paying?
01:02:34Why would you think I would pay?
01:02:37If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't have needed your boyfriend.
01:02:40So this is how you make good on your promises?
01:02:43Promises?
01:02:45To thugs who accept money to destroy other people's lives?
01:02:50The difference between you and me is that I'm succeeding and you're surviving.
01:02:56Well, I guess I've got a lot to learn.
01:02:59Lesson number one.
01:03:00Ellie.
01:03:01Hey.
01:03:02Hi.
01:03:03Is Dalton home?
01:03:04Um, no. No.
01:03:06Okay.
01:03:07Hey, Ellie.
01:03:09There's something I have to tell you.
01:03:12What is it?
01:03:14Um...
01:03:16I'm sorry.
01:03:18I'm sorry.
01:03:20I'm sorry.
01:03:22I'm sorry.
01:03:24I'm sorry.
01:03:26I'm sorry.
01:03:28I'm sorry.
01:03:31There's some pitzels in the kitchen.
01:03:35Well, thanks, Mac.
01:03:38I love your pitzels.
01:04:00Thanks.
01:04:27I was expelled today.
01:04:28I know.
01:04:30Nothing about that, really.
01:04:33Then what's this all about?
01:04:35I'm making you a scrapbook.
01:04:40I'm sorry.
01:04:42I'm going to set it all straight, I promise you.
01:04:44I don't see how you can, Dalton.
01:04:46I read your article.
01:04:47Alright, it's all coming together.
01:04:48I can fix this.
01:04:49I just need your help.
01:04:59Yeah?
01:05:01The ball's been snapped.
01:05:03If you hurry, you can get the interception.
01:05:09You were right, you know.
01:05:11Would you believe I'm lying down right now?
01:05:14Well, this is worth getting up for.
01:05:16You know, the ball waits for...
01:05:29I believe that's for me.
01:05:38Mac!
01:05:40Who's next?
01:05:41My mother?
01:05:44I'm sorry.
01:05:46I'm sorry.
01:05:48I'm sorry.
01:05:50I'm sorry.
01:05:52I'm sorry.
01:05:54I'm sorry.
01:05:56I'm sorry.
01:05:58I'm sorry.
01:06:01I wish that was true.
01:06:02Dalton, I am sorry.
01:06:03I was just a courier.
01:06:04I think you were a little more involved than that, Anna.
01:06:07Ellie was exposing Brennan.
01:06:09Not me.
01:06:11I never meant to hurt you.
01:06:12I know what you're doing for Brennan, okay?
01:06:15Those scholarship funds are meant for...
01:06:19scholarships!
01:06:21What are you going to do?
01:06:22What are you going to do?
01:06:26Well, I...
01:06:27I can't do this without you, so...
01:06:28I think the question is...
01:06:31what are you going to do?
01:06:36Whatever it takes.
01:06:40Meet me out front in five minutes.
01:06:43I've got to take care of something.
01:06:53We're all good.
01:06:55Does this mean you're doing the right thing?
01:06:57How does...
01:06:58Operation Infinite Justice sound?
01:07:00Sounds like we're back in business.
01:07:03Would you believe you're the first person to take this one out?
01:07:07Breaking with tradition, I guess.
01:07:09Is this your way of apologizing to me?
01:07:10Don't be ridiculous.
01:07:12I love you, too.
01:07:13Listen.
01:07:14Call the kids.
01:07:15Make sure they're home for dinner.
01:07:17Dinner waits for nobody.
01:07:18I love this book.
01:07:19It's got one of those all-time great endings.
01:07:23I hope so.
01:07:32I forgot the book.
01:07:37So now...
01:07:38you're saying...
01:07:39that the President of the United States had us expelled.
01:07:47No, you moron.
01:07:49He did.
01:07:53Did so?
01:07:55You see, Brennan was using the scholarship fund
01:07:57to launder campaign contributions
01:07:59from less reputable sources.
01:08:01But the money got spent,
01:08:03the sources dried up,
01:08:04and you guys were costing him a lot of money.
01:08:07So his plan was to get us kicked out of school
01:08:10so that he wouldn't have to pay.
01:08:13We lost my vote.
01:08:17And now this guy's running the country.
01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:20Yeah, that's what's happening.
01:08:23So, do we have a deal?
01:08:24Holy!
01:08:26Yeah.
01:08:27They took my finger.
01:08:29But I took their money.
01:08:30Eh?
01:08:31Eh?
01:08:32What?
01:08:33Eh?
01:08:42Um...
01:08:44So we're square then.
01:08:45So we're square then.
01:08:49I just want a piece of the President.
01:09:00You know what you have to do, right?
01:09:01Yeah.
01:09:02Okay.
01:09:03Short leash.
01:09:04Very short leash.
01:09:05Understood.
01:09:06Like to better when we pick it in code.
01:09:09Don't forget this.
01:09:21Thank you for having me here today.
01:09:23I think you'll be very interested in what I have to say.
01:09:25Well, now, it's our pleasure, miss.
01:09:27Now, what can we do for you?
01:09:32Christine said there were a bunch of protesters
01:09:34outside the press conference.
01:09:36Any good news yet?
01:09:37Great news, actually.
01:09:38I was waiting to tell you, but...
01:09:42Excuse me.
01:09:43Who are you?
01:09:45It's all right, Davis.
01:09:46I'll be out in about five minutes.
01:09:49Yes, sir.
01:10:01What are you going to do?
01:10:02Hit me, son?
01:10:04You are way behind me.
01:10:05Damn straight.
01:10:06It's been 25 years since I had your job.
01:10:10Yeah, I thought we may have that in common.
01:10:11Oh, I bet we have a lot in common.
01:10:13A lot in common.
01:10:15I don't think I'm anything like you.
01:10:17We don't have to like each other
01:10:19for me to appreciate a job well done.
01:10:22Listen, I got a question for you.
01:10:25Did you ever think of yourself as a...
01:10:28hitman?
01:10:30I never really thought about it.
01:10:32Well, there's one thing we know have in common right there.
01:10:36We're not finished here yet, are we?
01:10:38Actually, I think we're both finished.
01:10:41In fact...
01:10:42if you prattle on with accusations,
01:10:44I know you don't have any evidence connecting me to your activities.
01:10:47Are you going to let me fish, Chief?
01:10:50Very well.
01:10:51Be my guest.
01:10:53Well, I thought you'd like to know that
01:10:56three exceptionally talented students
01:10:59were let back into the university today by the school board.
01:11:01Excuse me?
01:11:02The three scholarship students.
01:11:04Their records were expunged.
01:11:05I don't think so.
01:11:07Unfortunately,
01:11:09I had to take their place.
01:11:11Davis.
01:11:13Can you please contact the university
01:11:14and verify the unfortunate status of our scholarship students?
01:11:19Don't have to, sir.
01:11:20That was the great news.
01:11:21It was a clerical mistake.
01:11:23All the students are still enrolled.
01:11:25Um, Mr. Brennan?
01:11:27There are a lot of people waiting.
01:11:30Hello?
01:11:31Son of a bitch!
01:11:37Your new boyfriend's a real pain in the ass.
01:11:41Boyfriend's a real pain in the ass.
01:11:44I hope you have some good news for me.
01:11:46Sure do.
01:11:48Atta girl!
01:11:50This is a copy of the documentation on its way to the Herald.
01:11:58Do you think they're going to print an article written by a college girl?
01:12:02Who would believe that I hired a kid
01:12:05to help me get scholarship students expelled?
01:12:08You know what?
01:12:10You're right.
01:12:11What was I thinking?
01:12:13You tried real hard, kid.
01:12:20One more thing, Chief.
01:12:22What is it, son?
01:12:26Never mind.
01:12:39Well, I...
01:12:40I can explain.
01:12:43This is not what it appears.
01:12:44I can explain.
01:12:46I'm not a crook!
01:12:52You know, I really did want to be...
01:12:54a tip man.
01:12:56Why?
01:12:58Well, you had made a good one.
01:13:00You had the...
01:13:01lying and the deceit.
01:13:03And they hit you down pretty well.
01:13:05Hey, thanks.
01:13:06Yeah, I get that.
01:13:07Nice.
01:13:08Good.
01:13:09Well, congratulations everybody.
01:13:11We did it.
01:13:13We sure did.
01:13:15Who are you?
01:13:17What?
01:13:18Oh, right.
01:13:20Oh, Maggie.
01:13:25So, going solo, huh?
01:13:27Yep.
01:13:28Well,
01:13:29I am anyway.
01:13:31Hey.
01:13:36Dalton.
01:13:38I don't believe what you did for me.
01:13:40You mean for us.
01:13:48You know,
01:13:50there's no Dalton Monroe
01:13:52enrolled in our school.
01:13:55Well, I wonder who they're gonna kick out then.
01:14:01Here we go.
01:14:02Here we are.
01:14:03Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:14:06Here we go.
01:14:07Here we are.
01:14:08Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:14:10Here we go.
01:14:11Here we are.
01:14:12Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:14:15Here we go.
01:14:16A-4.
01:14:22And the night changes everything.
01:14:26And the night changes everything.
01:14:31And the night changes everything.
01:14:40It's a paper that I've been working on.
01:14:42I think it might get published.
01:14:44Great.
01:14:53Hey.
01:14:56So, you're breaking rule number one.
01:14:58What?
01:14:59Oh, that's not the right words.
01:15:00You're breaking the first rule, right?
01:15:02I'm sorry about that.
01:15:04Change.
01:15:06Change.
01:15:09Change.
01:15:13There are only three of us, Dalton.
01:15:15Here we go.
01:15:16Here we are.
01:15:17Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:15:20Here we go.
01:15:21God.
01:15:22Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:15:25I'm sorry.
01:15:26Party!
01:15:34Get back.
01:15:35Get back.
01:15:36Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:15:40Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:15:45The night changes everything.
01:15:48Can you say it over?
01:15:49Settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:15:51Phew.
01:15:56So...
01:16:03Freak.
01:16:04Frigid exterior.
01:16:08I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
01:16:17Let's get back to work, guys.
01:16:22What?
01:16:34This is not what it appears.
01:16:39I am not a crook.
01:16:42I can explain it.
01:16:48Five, eight, take two, marker.
01:16:51Five, eight, take two, marker.
01:16:54I heard he once killed 40 men with his bare...
01:16:57Blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:17:00I heard he killed 40 men with his...
01:17:04I heard he killed 40 men with his bare hands.
01:17:07But how would he cover it?
01:17:10With gloves.
01:17:13Blah, blah, blah.
01:17:18Hello.
01:17:19Our work here is done.
01:17:43That's your casa.
01:17:47That's a nice place you got there.
01:17:48Shoot them turkey in your mouth, Rico!
01:17:52I have to get to class.
01:17:54I have to turn in a paper today.
01:17:56A paper?
01:17:57Well, it's a piece.
01:17:59Oh, piece, right.
01:18:01I don't think you can hide a gun in that outfit over there.
01:18:07What'd you say, hombre?
01:18:19What if they see the fans?
01:18:21I mean, yeah, the camera.
01:18:25What if they see the fans?
01:18:26They'll know everything.
01:18:29Okay.
01:18:48I asked for more.
01:18:51Cause you're such a bitch.
01:18:57You're such a bitch.
01:19:01You're such a bitch.
01:19:05You're such a bitch.
01:19:08I'm not cool!
01:19:12That didn't do it, man.
01:19:18You're such a bitch.
01:19:19You're such a bitch.
01:19:20You're such a bitch.
01:19:21You're such a bitch.
01:19:22You're such a bitch.
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01:19:27You're such a bitch.
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01:20:36You're such a bitch.
01:20:37You're such a bitch.
01:20:38You're such a bitch.
01:20:40It's been a while we've been together
01:20:45And I don't plan to leave your side, no never
01:20:50You make me wanna cry
01:20:52Smiling just won't do, it won't do
01:20:56Not the way I feel for you, cause you
01:21:00You're the one that I adore
01:21:05You're the one for whom I shut my bedroom door
01:21:10You're the one I give my heart to
01:21:15Because you're, because you're due
01:21:23Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
01:21:28Because you're due
01:21:34Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
01:21:40Now I hope you understand
01:21:50That I love the fact that
01:21:56You are my man
01:21:59Because you
01:22:01You're the one that I adore
01:22:06You're the one for whom I shut my bedroom door
01:22:11You're the one I give my heart to
01:22:16Because you're, because you're due
01:22:21You're the one that I adore
01:22:26You're the only one I am so reaching towards
01:22:31You're the one I give my heart to
01:22:36Because you're, because you're
01:22:41Because you're, because you're due
01:23:26Because you're, because you're
01:23:32Because you're, because you're
01:23:38Because you're, because you're
01:23:44Because you're, because you're
01:23:50Because you're, because you're
01:23:55Because you're, because you're
01:24:00Because you're, because you're
01:24:05Because you're, because you're
01:24:10Because you're, because you're
01:24:15Because you're, because you're
01:24:19Because you're, because you're
01:24:27Because you're, because you're
01:24:36Because you're, because you're
01:24:43Because you're, because you're
01:24:49Because you're, because you're
01:24:54Because you're, because you're