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00:01:00Well, listen, you're kind of new in this neighborhood, so I'm going to wise you up.
00:01:15I'm Muggs McGinnis, the leader of this gang.
00:01:17Now, if you want to thank any of the boys out, you've got to have them in by 3 o'clock
00:01:20in the afternoon.
00:01:21And no smoking, drinking, or hopscotch, because we're all in training.
00:01:24Now, I'm going to introduce you to the fellas and their physical order.
00:01:27This is Danny, my left-hand man.
00:01:29How do you do?
00:01:31This is Glimpy, my right-hand man.
00:01:32Hello, Matilda.
00:01:33Pee-wee, my yes-man.
00:01:34Hiya.
00:01:35And Skinny, my no-man.
00:01:36Hi.
00:01:37And last, but not least, is Scruno.
00:01:38He's our blackout warden.
00:01:39Hi.
00:01:40Now, you've met them all, and you can do one if you...
00:01:41Hey.
00:01:42Hey, you kids, get out of here.
00:01:43Hey, gland trouble.
00:01:44See you later.
00:01:45Oh, wait.
00:01:46Take that sticker here, and take that...
00:01:47Leave me alone.
00:01:48Now, I'm going to introduce you to the fellas and their physical order.
00:01:49This is Danny, my left-hand man.
00:01:50How do you do?
00:01:51This is Glimpy, my right-hand man.
00:01:52Hello, Matilda.
00:01:54Now, I wonder how that could have happened.
00:02:01I don't know, but they can't blame us for it.
00:02:03But we was here.
00:02:04That's circumstantial evidence.
00:02:05Well, let's dig.
00:02:06All right.
00:02:07Let's get out of here.
00:02:08You too.
00:02:09Hey, stop.
00:02:10Come on.
00:02:11Hey.
00:02:12Hey.
00:02:13Uh-oh.
00:02:14What do we do now?
00:02:15Sing.
00:02:16Sing.
00:02:17Sing.
00:02:18Sing.
00:02:19Sing.
00:02:20Sing.
00:02:21Sing.
00:02:22Sing.
00:02:24Come on, don't stop.
00:02:25Sing.
00:02:26Sing.
00:02:27Hey, hey.
00:02:28Hey, hey.
00:02:29Sing.
00:02:30Sing.
00:02:31Sing.
00:02:32Sing.
00:02:33Sing.
00:02:34Sing.
00:02:35What's the matter with the wind?
00:02:36Let me see.
00:02:37Youimpossible.
00:02:38Grr.
00:02:39Sing.
00:02:40Sing.
00:02:41Sing.
00:02:42Ring.
00:02:43Mammy, that'll stop them.
00:02:44You impossible.
00:02:45That's it.
00:02:46Let's go.
00:02:47Floss those legs.
00:02:48Where'd you go?
00:02:49Now, take it easy, Mudder.
00:02:50Don't aggravate your rumor.
00:02:51Just a moment.
00:02:52Oh, good morning, Officer.
00:02:53And why were you running?
00:02:55We always get blamed, so we run.
00:02:57There ain't no law against running, unless you're a politician.
00:03:00You kids are always doing something.
00:03:01If it ain't one thing, it's another.
00:03:03You're just a bunch of hodlums.
00:03:06Is that a nice way to talk in front of a poor, dyscreptic lady?
00:03:09Don't let it get you, Clarice. Coppers ain't got no manners.
00:03:11I got a good mind to have your badge confiscated.
00:03:14Come on, Whitey.
00:03:15Now, put that stuff on.
00:03:17Hey, officer! Hey, officer!
00:03:19Would you unhook me?
00:03:20Would you unhook me?
00:03:22Bob, come on.
00:03:26Come on, let's go.
00:03:27You can't arrest us without a corpus delicious.
00:03:30One of my lawyer heads about this, there's gonna be a big shake-up around here.
00:03:33My boss is gonna haunt you guys.
00:03:35You mean we gotta walk? Where's the patrol wagon?
00:03:37Yeah, right there.
00:03:38All right, Baker. Which one of these boys broke your window?
00:03:41They didn't break it. I broke it myself.
00:03:44Every time I get in there, I break something.
00:03:46Ain't I the clumsiest thing?
00:03:48Ain't that too bad. Now you don't get your promotion.
00:03:51What did you guys think of something else to do besides make us miserable?
00:03:54Sabotage.
00:03:55What chance has a little guy got against a corporation?
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Hey, there goes our taxi.
00:04:01Okay, if you four guys will excuse us, we'll...
00:04:03Who pumped you up?
00:04:07Hurry up.
00:04:10Come on, Skirtle.
00:04:11I couldn't let no bastard disrupt us for a watermelon.
00:04:14We'll be picking watermelons for the next five years if you don't hurry up.
00:04:17Hey, if you hurry up, we'll give you a million dollars.
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:22Hey, you kids, get off the truck.
00:04:24Save it for the finance company.
00:04:26Who's hiding your old bus?
00:04:27If you don't get off, I'll brain you.
00:04:29Ah, shut up. The pedestrian has a right of way.
00:04:31He talks like he owns this thing.
00:04:33Yeah, partly.
00:04:34Hey, don't go so fast. I got a nervous stomach.
00:04:47Come on, get off that truck, will you?
00:04:49What a terrible taxi. No radio.
00:04:52Listen, come on, get off of here.
00:04:54Hey, Shorty, will you back up about two blocks?
00:04:56You're past my office.
00:04:57Yeah, I'm good.
00:04:58What are you talking about?
00:04:59Get out of here.
00:05:00Come on.
00:05:01Here, here, come on.
00:05:02Get...
00:05:03Hey, leave them dogs alone.
00:05:05I've been running, man.
00:05:06I'm gonna run some more.
00:05:07Sure.
00:05:14Hey, Bell.
00:05:18Hiya, Danny.
00:05:19Remember me? I'm your brother.
00:05:20What are you doing down here?
00:05:21This letter came for you, so I brought it down.
00:05:23Thanks.
00:05:24It's from the government.
00:05:25My grandfather got a letter from the government once.
00:05:27What was it, an invitation to Sing Sing?
00:05:29Alcatraz.
00:05:32Well, kid, looks like your brother's in the army.
00:05:34Oh, that's swell, Bell.
00:05:36Private Bill Collins reporting.
00:05:38Company!
00:05:41Submarine!
00:05:43Submarine!
00:05:44Submarine!
00:05:46Submarine!
00:05:52Listen.
00:05:53Hey, what's that?
00:05:54That's a siren on Blackwell's Island.
00:05:56Somebody busted loose.
00:05:57It's most likely a false alarm.
00:05:59Let's take a look.
00:06:00I'll see you later, Bell.
00:06:01I'll see you later.
00:06:02Come on.
00:06:10Hey, what do you see?
00:06:11Seagulls.
00:06:12Hey.
00:06:13Oh, hi, guys.
00:06:14You got any clues?
00:06:15You guys got any?
00:06:16No, I think it's a false alarm, just like Bill said.
00:06:18Boy, if I could nab this convict, I'd graduate from my detective correspondence course with honors.
00:06:22It's better to graduate with good marks.
00:06:24Hey, here's a guilty-looking personality.
00:06:27Let's go over and get a confession.
00:06:29But don't break no bones.
00:06:30Come on.
00:06:33Hey, you the guy that escaped from the island?
00:06:36All right, go on.
00:06:37Beat it.
00:06:38Scram, you guys.
00:06:39It's a chauffeur.
00:06:40Hiya.
00:06:41How you doing?
00:06:42How you been?
00:06:43Go on.
00:06:44It's so tough.
00:06:45The streets are free.
00:06:46Sure, we're private detectives.
00:06:47We're from the branch agency.
00:06:48Ever hear of my uncle?
00:06:49Third-degree burns.
00:06:50Well, you must have heard of Charlie Chan.
00:06:52This is his stablemate, Charlie Horse.
00:06:54Hi, Charlie.
00:06:55Hiya, Horse.
00:06:56Take his picture and send it to the funny paper.
00:06:57I got a better idea.
00:06:58I'll send it to Ripley.
00:06:59I bet he won't believe it.
00:07:00Yes, he will.
00:07:01Hey, give me that camera.
00:07:02Now, wait a minute.
00:07:03Now, wait a minute.
00:07:04What are you looking for?
00:07:05A match?
00:07:06I got a match right here.
00:07:07Don't go away.
00:07:08I'm not going no place.
00:07:09Here.
00:07:10Here's a match.
00:07:11You got a match, huh?
00:07:13Don't shoot!
00:07:14That ain't a rod.
00:07:15That's a gun.
00:07:16Is it loaded?
00:07:17Sure, it's loaded.
00:07:18Let me see.
00:07:19Let me see.
00:07:20Hey, give me that thing.
00:07:21You want to get hurt?
00:07:24Hey!
00:07:25The cops!
00:07:30Let's cramp.
00:07:31Hey, where you going?
00:07:33I don't think he likes cops.
00:07:38Hey, listen.
00:07:39Make sure you're working here, see?
00:07:40Do something.
00:07:41Move that truck.
00:07:42Move those barrels to the back.
00:07:43Come on, fellas.
00:07:44Get him up here.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Right there.
00:07:47Right there.
00:07:48All right, get him up there, boys.
00:07:55What are you kids doing in that truck?
00:07:57Eh, we're just upright citizens trying to make an honest dollar.
00:08:00After all, we got wives and babies to support.
00:08:02Cut out the wisecracks.
00:08:04Seen you kids before, haven't I?
00:08:06Maybe it was at the races.
00:08:07Or was it Pam Beach?
00:08:09It was juvenile court.
00:08:10Don't tell me you were in trouble, officer.
00:08:12Get down out of there.
00:08:16Marty can't blame a guy for trying to fill up a social security fund.
00:08:19We don't want to mooch on a city like you.
00:08:21Let me see your driver's license.
00:08:22Driver's license, I know.
00:08:24You just want to prove that you can read.
00:08:26There you are.
00:08:27On the other side is a very nice picture of my Aunt Sue.
00:08:30Skinny old thing, isn't she?
00:08:32Is there anything else I can do for you, officer?
00:08:34No, Mr. Wiseguy.
00:08:36Well, uh, you sure you wouldn't want to search the truck,
00:08:38look in one of the barrels,
00:08:39and see if that lug from Blackwell's Island ain't one of them?
00:08:41Yeah, maybe he's learned to swim in wine.
00:08:53That's what I call wasting a taxpayer's money.
00:08:55Goodbye now.
00:08:58Heads up.
00:09:00Money in the making.
00:09:04Oh, that'll be a pleasant change.
00:09:05Being broke is getting monotonous.
00:09:12All right, Luke.
00:09:13Yeah, make it snappy.
00:09:18Hey, how about a little help
00:09:19from the All-American Lawn Showmen's Association?
00:09:21That's a good man here.
00:09:22Go on, scram.
00:09:23Hey, Navi.
00:09:25You looking for the guy that's driving that truck?
00:09:27Yeah, did you see him?
00:09:28He left when the cops came.
00:09:29Cops?
00:09:30Sure, by the way he took off,
00:09:31you'd think he was the guy that escaped from Blackwell's Island.
00:09:33He had a rod.
00:09:34Hey, have you ever been fingerprinted?
00:09:35Go on, beat it.
00:09:37I don't know, but it looks to me
00:09:38like you'll need a little help with that barrel.
00:09:39A little large for you, isn't it?
00:09:41Sure, I come from a long line of wine barons.
00:09:43He means barrels.
00:09:44Okay, okay.
00:09:45Help me get this on a truck.
00:09:46All right, boys.
00:09:47Get on.
00:09:48Easy now.
00:09:49Take it easy.
00:09:50Come on, take it easy with it.
00:09:52Get it right out of there.
00:09:53Go ahead, get it on there.
00:09:54Don't get it on there.
00:09:55Put it on there.
00:09:56Get it up there.
00:09:57Don't injure yourself, boys.
00:09:58All right.
00:09:59Don't injure yourself.
00:10:00All right, boys.
00:10:01Don't stain your legaments.
00:10:02I'll handle it.
00:10:03Hey, hey, grab it.
00:10:04Oh, you give up?
00:10:05Come on, give me a hand, will you?
00:10:06All right, boys.
00:10:07Give him a hand.
00:10:11You just didn't appreciate how useless we was.
00:10:13Thanks.
00:10:16Hey.
00:10:17Wait a minute.
00:10:18Hey, what's up in here?
00:10:19Hey, how about a little gratuity here?
00:10:21Yeah, you forgot the plate.
00:10:22How about a little compensation?
00:10:23Come on, six pieces, please.
00:10:24Here.
00:10:25All right, that's a little better.
00:10:27What?
00:10:28You bitch.
00:10:29That's all for you.
00:10:30You bitch.
00:10:31That's all for you, Luke.
00:10:32We've been laboring under delusions.
00:10:34You ain't just.
00:10:35Hey, ain't you going to wait till you're changed?
00:10:37Can you spare it?
00:10:38Spendthrift.
00:10:39Two bits.
00:10:40Hm.
00:10:43Hey, that's two packs of cigarettes.
00:10:45Hey.
00:10:55Hey, Mark.
00:10:56What if we do find this Luke Manning's body?
00:10:58What do we do with it?
00:10:59Throw it back to the fish.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01Hey, where's Cliffy?
00:11:02He can't swim.
00:11:03I don't know.
00:11:04He was around a minute ago.
00:11:05Oh, gosh.
00:11:06What if he's drowned?
00:11:07Who's going to tell his mother?
00:11:08Well, he's an Orpheum.
00:11:09Orpheum?
00:11:10That's the name of a theater.
00:11:11Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:11:12Hey, fellas, look.
00:11:13He has to crawl.
00:11:14He has to crawl.
00:11:15Oh, my God.
00:11:16Oh, he doesn't crawl.
00:11:17Oh, yeah.
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:19Hey, what's the matter?
00:11:20He's a decopper.
00:11:21Stop.
00:11:26Luke.
00:11:27Wait.
00:11:29Here.
00:11:33Hey, you.
00:11:34What do you think you're doing?
00:11:35Who, me, officer?
00:11:36I'm just getting a bit of a suntan.
00:11:38That's all.
00:11:39Where are your pals?
00:11:40Oh, I don't know where they are.
00:11:42Are all these your clothes?
00:11:43Yes, sir.
00:11:44Seven changes.
00:11:45One for every day of the week.
00:11:52Hey, you kids.
00:11:53Come on out.
00:11:54Well, what's eating you?
00:11:55Hey, you.
00:11:56Come on down.
00:11:57The water's fine for drowning.
00:11:58I don't want any trouble from you kids,
00:12:00so you better hop on up here.
00:12:02Yeah, we're coming.
00:12:07What do you want?
00:12:08What's the trouble?
00:12:10Well, you're going for a ride.
00:12:12Going for a ride?
00:12:13Show me the other sunny side, will you?
00:12:15You're going to headquarters.
00:12:16Get on your clothes.
00:12:21So you'll be leaving for the army soon, eh, Bill?
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24I'm taking my physical next week.
00:12:26Sorry to see you leave, Bill.
00:12:29What are you going to do about that kid brother of yours?
00:12:31That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Mr. Mullins.
00:12:33Sure.
00:12:34What's on your mind?
00:12:35Well, with Mike going in the army,
00:12:37Danny's going to be on his own.
00:12:38But I don't want him running around the streets.
00:12:40I know what that leads to.
00:12:41Juvenile court and reform school.
00:12:43I saw enough of that kind of stuff
00:12:44when I was at the Wilton School for Boys.
00:12:46Yeah, sure you once told me.
00:12:48Say, Bill, why did you quit that job?
00:12:50I didn't like the way they handled kids.
00:12:52I've always done everything I could for Danny.
00:12:54So as he wouldn't have to see the inside of that
00:12:55or any reform school.
00:12:56Man, you've done a good job of it, son.
00:12:58Thanks.
00:12:59The only thing that'll help Danny is a real job.
00:13:02Now, I was wondering if you could...
00:13:03If I could put him to work, huh?
00:13:05Yeah, that's right, Mr. Mullins.
00:13:06Why, he's a big, strong kid.
00:13:07He could do this job easy.
00:13:08Well, bring him around this afternoon.
00:13:10I'll see what I can do.
00:13:11Oh, that's swell, boys.
00:13:12You won't be sorry.
00:13:13Hey, Bill.
00:13:14Bill, the cops are arresting Danny and the gang.
00:13:16Arresting Danny?
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18Where is he?
00:13:19Over there.
00:13:20Let's go.
00:13:21Get away from this bed house, will you?
00:13:22It's private.
00:13:23You know, I think you're framing us.
00:13:24Go on, Scram.
00:13:25You've got fleas.
00:13:26Come on, get your clothes on.
00:13:28I'm going to get the DA.
00:13:30I'm going to get the DA's brother.
00:13:32What's wrong, officer?
00:13:33Who are you?
00:13:34I'm this kid's brother.
00:13:35Well, they stole a truck from McCurry Street.
00:13:37And there's no mistake about it,
00:13:38because they caught him red-handed.
00:13:40Stole a truck?
00:13:41Look, Mr. Wiseguy.
00:13:43Maybe you'll deny you weren't in the front seat of that truck.
00:13:46Yeah, the battery's dead.
00:13:47And maybe you'll say that you didn't tell me
00:13:49that you were working for the company.
00:13:51Oh, you've got to tell a little white lie once in a while.
00:13:54Danny, is this true?
00:13:55Yeah, but we was only kidding.
00:13:57You were, were you?
00:13:58Well, this warrant isn't a joke.
00:14:00So come along, Cousin.
00:14:01Okay, but you'll be sorry you humiliated me
00:14:03in front of my friends.
00:14:05You know what?
00:14:06There's one of you.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:08Come on.
00:14:09Come on.
00:14:10All right.
00:14:11You got it.
00:14:12Get in there.
00:14:13Get in there.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:15What are you going to do, copper?
00:14:16Come on.
00:14:17Hey, what's the big deal?
00:14:18Come here.
00:14:19Come here.
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21Go away.
00:14:22Bye.
00:14:48Dormitory 3, workhouse.
00:14:51That means I do what, boss?
00:14:53You'll find out, and don't call me boss.
00:14:56Address me as mister.
00:14:58Okay, Mr. Boss.
00:15:01Ethelbert McGinnis.
00:15:04Ethelbert McGinnis!
00:15:06Ethelbert?
00:15:07Can you imagine a guy with a moniker like that?
00:15:09Which one of you is Ethelbert McGinnis?
00:15:11We got a McGinnis, but no Ethelbert.
00:15:13Oh, yes, you have.
00:15:15Now, which one of you isn't?
00:15:19What a terrible ding.
00:15:30Uh, I'm Ethelbert.
00:15:33You?
00:15:34Oh, I'm completely disillusioned.
00:15:36So you're Ethelbert McGinnis.
00:15:41It's kind of a name, you know.
00:15:44It's been in the family for a long time.
00:15:46You might call it a skeleton in the family closet.
00:15:49It'd make me very happy if we just kind of left it there and forgot about it.
00:15:53All right, Ethelbert.
00:15:56I wouldn't use that name if I was you.
00:15:59It's because my father made a mistake.
00:16:01Don't mean you have to do the same thing.
00:16:03Oh, a little wise guy, eh?
00:16:06Wise guy.
00:16:07That's it.
00:16:08Call me Mr. Wise Guy.
00:16:10All right.
00:16:12Well, Mr. Wise Guy, what kind of work have you ever done?
00:16:16Work?
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:18Work?
00:16:19Yeah, yeah, work.
00:16:20I'm not familiar with the work.
00:16:21Well, we'll fix that.
00:16:23I was afraid you would.
00:16:28Come in.
00:16:33Can I do something for you?
00:16:34Why, yes.
00:16:35My name is Bill Collins.
00:16:36Danny Collins is my brother.
00:16:38Collins.
00:16:39Collins.
00:16:41Oh, yes.
00:16:42The wine truck case.
00:16:43They were just admitted.
00:16:44That's right.
00:16:45You think I could see Danny?
00:16:48I'll see.
00:16:49Won't you come this way, please?
00:16:58Say, this place looks much better.
00:17:01Than you've been here before.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:04I was a guard for a year and a half.
00:17:05How interesting.
00:17:06Sure.
00:17:07If you like to see kids kicked around and starved.
00:17:10But you really don't know Wilton.
00:17:11Lady, I know plenty that isn't good about this place.
00:17:15Things have changed, as you've already noticed.
00:17:18We're here to help the boys, not to hurt them.
00:17:20Sorry if I blew up, miss.
00:17:22But I learned to hate the Wilton Reformatory.
00:17:25I understand.
00:17:35All right, that's all.
00:17:38So Jed Mill is still a guard here.
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:41Things have changed, all right.
00:17:43What are you trying to do, miss?
00:17:44Sell me a bill of goods?
00:17:46Daniel Collins.
00:17:48Yes, sir.
00:17:49Maybe you remember my brother.
00:17:50He used to work here.
00:17:51Is that so?
00:17:53You must be Bill Collins' brother.
00:17:55That's me.
00:17:56Hoodlums must run in your family.
00:17:58Who do you think you're calling names?
00:18:01All right.
00:18:03I apologize.
00:18:05Oh, hey!
00:18:06Lay off!
00:18:09Oh!
00:18:11Take it easy, you.
00:18:12Just a moment now.
00:18:13What's the trouble here?
00:18:14What's the trouble, Miller?
00:18:15Be careful of him, Mr. Barnes.
00:18:17He's liable to attack you the way he did me.
00:18:19I know him.
00:18:21His name is Bill Collins.
00:18:23He's that hoodlum's brother.
00:18:25Mr. Barnes, I can explain.
00:18:27Mr. Collins once worked here.
00:18:28He was only...
00:18:29Never mind explaining, lady.
00:18:30I can do that.
00:18:31I didn't come here to start a rumpus.
00:18:32But I don't like to see any kid get smacked around.
00:18:34Oh, smacking around is too good for him.
00:18:37That's entirely unnecessary, Miller.
00:18:39And as long as I'm superintendent of this institution,
00:18:41no boy is to be struck.
00:18:43Well, you got to make him respect authority, don't you?
00:18:46There are even limitations to authority.
00:18:48I hope I make myself clear.
00:18:50Yes, sir.
00:18:51Mr. Collins, Miss Mitchell, would you please come with me?
00:18:55Don't worry, kid.
00:18:58There's a get.
00:18:59It's going to be all right.
00:19:00Yeah, maybe things won't be so bad after all.
00:19:03I won't forget this in a hurry.
00:19:05And neither will you.
00:19:07All right.
00:19:08My memory ain't so bad either.
00:19:09Mr. Collins, Jim Barnes is my name.
00:19:11How do you do?
00:19:12Ann Mitchell is mine.
00:19:14Mr. Collins, I'm afraid you never knew it.
00:19:17But your testimony and your written resignation
00:19:19was indirectly responsible for a new order here at Wilton.
00:19:22No, I didn't know that.
00:19:23I guess I was in too much of a hurry to get away.
00:19:25Well, how would you like to take a look around the place now?
00:19:28I'd like it very much.
00:19:30I'm sure Miss Mitchell here wouldn't object to being your guide.
00:19:32Would you, Ann?
00:19:33I'd be delighted.
00:19:34Gee, thanks a lot.
00:19:35We'll begin...
00:19:36You didn't have one of those when I was here.
00:19:37I told you, things have changed.
00:19:40Goodbye.
00:19:41Goodbye.
00:19:43You know, if I wasn't going in the Army,
00:19:45I wouldn't mind getting my old job back.
00:19:47I'm sure Mr. Barnes would like to have you.
00:19:49In fact, I wouldn't even mind getting sent to reform school.
00:19:52That is, if the other half is anything like you.
00:19:55There's always the guardhouse in the Army.
00:19:57Say, that gives me an idea.
00:19:59I'm taking my physical tomorrow,
00:20:00and I need some more weight if I expect to make the grade.
00:20:02Now, how's about you helping me to put on a few pounds
00:20:05by having dinner with me tonight?
00:20:09Huh?
00:20:10Oh, please, for Uncle Sam.
00:20:13All right.
00:20:15But remember, it's only for Uncle Sam.
00:20:17The Army will never forget this.
00:20:21If a man is willing, say yes.
00:20:24If he's unwilling, say yes anyway.
00:20:27Waiter!
00:20:28Bring some more fortune cakes.
00:20:30I want to find out what happens to a bachelor who is willing.
00:20:33Don't mind him.
00:20:34Too much chop suey.
00:20:35It's gone to his head.
00:20:36It's not the only thing that's gone to my head.
00:20:39It's been so much fun,
00:20:40fattening you up for your physical.
00:20:42I'm sure you'll like it.
00:20:44I'm sure you'll like it.
00:20:47It's been so much fun,
00:20:49fattening you up for your physical.
00:20:51I heard someplace that the easiest way to a man's heart
00:20:53is through his stomach.
00:20:55Should I take up cooking?
00:21:04One for the book.
00:21:05Okay, let's get going.
00:21:07Hey, stupid.
00:21:08Hey, calling me, boys?
00:21:10Thought I told you to lay off that bourbon.
00:21:12I'm not drinking any bourbon.
00:21:14Just a bromo seltzer, that's all.
00:21:17See?
00:21:18Never mind.
00:21:20Now get this straight.
00:21:21Give me ten minutes, see?
00:21:23And keep the motor going.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:29Be ready if I need you.
00:21:30And remember what I said about the bourbon.
00:21:33No, I wouldn't drink any.
00:21:47I don't know when I've laughed so much.
00:21:49I never knew the Wilton Reformatory
00:21:51could give me anything to laugh about.
00:21:53I'm glad, Bill.
00:21:54Maybe your fortune's changing.
00:21:56It is.
00:21:57You know, I can even look into the future
00:21:58of Private Bill Collins.
00:22:00I never cared very much
00:22:01what was going to happen to him
00:22:02after national defense.
00:22:04But I do now.
00:22:06I'm sure you'll like it.
00:22:08I'm sure you'll like it.
00:22:10I'm sure you'll like it.
00:22:12I'm sure you'll like it.
00:22:13I'm sure you'll like it.
00:22:15But I do now.
00:22:17I like you, Private Collins.
00:22:19I like your brother, Danny, too.
00:22:21Danny's a good kid.
00:22:23In fact, if there were ten of you Collins boys,
00:22:25I'm afraid I'd like every one of you.
00:22:27Now you're the one who's fickle.
00:22:29I have a weakness for uniforms.
00:22:33Good night, Bill.
00:22:35Thanks for a lovely evening.
00:22:38Oh, good night, Ann.
00:22:45Good night.
00:23:15Good night.
00:23:17Good night.
00:23:43Do as I say or you're a dead pigeon.
00:23:47Help! Help!
00:23:51Murder! Police! Watch out!
00:23:53Mr. Tyner, there's been murder!
00:23:55There they go! There they go!
00:23:57Catch them!
00:23:59Follow that car!
00:24:08Take this thing out of low gear.
00:24:17Step on it, buddy, or I'll let you have it.
00:24:48And that's how it happened.
00:24:50I had already taken Miss Mitchell home.
00:24:52I was out of cigarettes, so I stopped to buy some.
00:24:54You were not out.
00:24:56This half-filled package of cigarettes was found in your car.
00:24:58Explain that.
00:25:02I don't know anything about it.
00:25:04It wasn't mine.
00:25:06Besides, I don't open my package that way.
00:25:08That don't cut no ice.
00:25:10Green, the drug clerk, positively identifies you as one of the bandits.
00:25:13I didn't do it.
00:25:15My word's as good as his.
00:25:17Collins, it's pretty simple what you did.
00:25:20You went ahead of your pals to see if the coast was clear.
00:25:23You bought a package of cigarettes for a stall.
00:25:25Then you stood guard at the door while the others shot and killed the drug clerk.
00:25:28I did not. I didn't do it. It's not true.
00:25:31Come on, Collins. Now, who were your pals?
00:25:33You're not going to let them go free, and you take this rap alone?
00:25:36Don't be a fool.
00:25:38Give us a lead, and I'll see you get off easy. I promise.
00:25:40Bill, are you all right?
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:45Why don't you question him when he's not ill?
00:25:47Lady, this is murder.
00:25:49But can't you see that he's weak?
00:25:51Come on, Collins.
00:25:53Now, the fact remains you were driving the car in which one of the bandits made his getaway.
00:25:56What else could I do with a gun in my back?
00:25:59Do you think a man about to go in the army would commit a murder?
00:26:02Why, he was to take his physical today.
00:26:05Lady, if you're trying to use Uncle Sam as an alibi, save your breath.
00:26:08Facts are facts.
00:26:10I'm not trying to use Uncle Sam for an alibi.
00:26:12Oh, this is all crazy. I'm innocent, I tell you.
00:26:15If you can prove that, Collins, you haven't anything to worry about.
00:26:22How do you like this?
00:26:24Who ever thought I'd become a chambermaid to a bunch of chickens?
00:26:27I always did want to be an interior decorator.
00:26:29What a beautiful piece of muslin.
00:26:31Must have just been imported. It's got a regular English droop to it.
00:26:34Certainly, it looks good, but that chest is too full, squirrel.
00:26:37Yes, about two and a half inches for the chest.
00:26:39What are you doing to my suit? What's the matter with you?
00:26:41Oh, those shoulders droop.
00:26:43That's just about five and a half inches right there.
00:26:45They'll make it look good.
00:26:47Oh, look at that seat. It's all wrong.
00:26:49Out of seat.
00:26:51What are you doing?
00:26:53One more mark on his suit and I'll kick your back fence in.
00:26:57See there? You lack the appreciation for the finer things in life.
00:27:00Why, it's a man's physical appearance that means everything in the end.
00:27:04If you don't dig mighty quick, your physical appearance is going to change.
00:27:07Get to work. Go on.
00:27:12Physical appearance?
00:27:14Hey, by the way, wasn't your brother supposed to take his physical today?
00:27:17Yeah, I wonder how he came out.
00:27:19Hey, look what I found in that chicken's nest. A neck.
00:27:22You're quite a discoverer. You should be with Columbus.
00:27:25He's dead.
00:27:26That's what I said. What did you expect to find in that chicken's nest? Crow cats?
00:27:29Hey, I wonder if there's a chicken in here.
00:27:31Let me see and I'll tell you. That'll take a little scientific research.
00:27:36A chicken? Why, there's quintuplets in there.
00:27:39Yeah. Let me see. How do you do it?
00:27:40Hold it up to the sun and put it right on your eye. Right up there, like that.
00:27:43That's it.
00:27:44What are you, a wise guy or something?
00:27:46Mr. Wise Guy, remember?
00:27:48Here. Go get yourself a union card.
00:27:50Who wants to paint?
00:27:52What's the matter with you? Did you ever hear of Michelangelo?
00:27:54He started off painting chicken coops.
00:27:56Who's he?
00:27:57Him? Well, he was a portrait painter. He used to paint men and women.
00:28:00That is nothing. I got an Uncle Louie. He did the exact same thing last year at the beach.
00:28:04He painted men on one door and women on the other.
00:28:06Let him have it.
00:28:07Oh, you're good.
00:28:08Hey, Buzzard!
00:28:10Well, look who's here.
00:28:12Hiya, gang.
00:28:13Hi, Pee-wee.
00:28:14Where you been around? We ain't seen you.
00:28:16I've been working in the office. Sort of an office boy. Not bad, huh?
00:28:19If that's the case, you ought to be able to find out something I want to know.
00:28:22What do you mean?
00:28:23Who's running this emporium?
00:28:25I don't get you.
00:28:26Oh, you know. There's always a couple of guys that deal the cards around.
00:28:29Oh, they got a couple like that here.
00:28:31What's their names?
00:28:32Rice Pudding Charlie and Chalky Jones.
00:28:34But they've been here a long time.
00:28:35That's fine. I'll have to meet those two boys.
00:28:38Yeah, you won't have to meet them. They'll look you up.
00:28:41Oh, they will, will they? That's very belligerent.
00:28:47So that's the new gang that moved in, huh?
00:28:49Well, there's nothing like getting acquainted.
00:28:51Yeah, things are kind of deader on her since Barnes took over.
00:28:55I hear that Chalky Jones and Rice Pudding Charlie had things pretty much themselves under the old superintendent.
00:28:59Yeah?
00:29:00But they only got one connection now.
00:29:02Who?
00:29:03That guy Miller.
00:29:04Huh?
00:29:05He's the guy who should get himself a new job, breaking in guillotines.
00:29:08Yeah, but Chalky and Charlie are in strong with him.
00:29:10Are they cutting up anything?
00:29:11Yeah, they work in a commissary.
00:29:13That sounds like a soft touch to me.
00:29:15Best job in here.
00:29:19I told you they'd look you up.
00:29:25Huh.
00:29:26Faces don't look so good to me.
00:29:28Let's do some surgery.
00:29:30Bring the plastic, boys.
00:29:35I'll be right with you, fellas, but I remember I got to get these eggs.
00:29:38And I don't mean scrambled, either.
00:29:48Mmm, wow.
00:29:49Deliver me from temptation.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:52Mmm.
00:29:56Which one of you guys is named Ethel Boyd?
00:29:58Yeah, me.
00:30:00The what?
00:30:02I heard you couldn't fight your way out of a beauty parlor.
00:30:06You ought to try fighting your way into one and get that kisser fix.
00:30:13Funny.
00:30:16Who goes by the name of Collins here?
00:30:18I do. What's it to you?
00:30:20Got a little present for you.
00:30:23You the new paper boy, huh?
00:30:25Read him and weep, kid.
00:30:32That was very considerate of you.
00:30:34You really owe me something now, don't you?
00:30:36Then you're going to get it.
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39Oh, God!
00:30:40Stop!
00:30:41Hold him, boys.
00:30:42Let go of me, you rats.
00:30:43I'll murder you when I get out of here.
00:30:45Oh, fellas, you got some in his eye.
00:30:47That's not very nice.
00:30:49And you got it all over his nose and mouth.
00:30:52That's not very nice.
00:30:54And you got it all over his nose and mouth.
00:30:57That's not very nice.
00:30:58And you got it all over his nose and mouth.
00:31:01I don't think that's the least bit nice.
00:31:04I don't think so.
00:31:06Now, if you put a little like that...
00:31:09Oh, don't let it drip down there.
00:31:11God!
00:31:14God!
00:31:15Come on, huh?
00:31:16Come on, huh?
00:31:17You ought to put some like that.
00:31:19I'll fix you.
00:31:20Honey boy, I'm...
00:31:21Get him out of here.
00:31:22Honey boy, I'm giving you the brush.
00:31:23I'm not taking it off.
00:31:24Go ahead, get her.
00:31:25Get out.
00:31:27Ah!
00:31:30Oh, is that murder?
00:31:32What do you think I ever seen?
00:31:37Oh!
00:31:54Hello, Ann.
00:31:58See Collins?
00:32:00Yes.
00:32:01Anything new?
00:32:03They were pounding and pounding at him.
00:32:05Poor boy, he was so ill.
00:32:08Mr. Barnes, isn't there something we can do?
00:32:11His record here.
00:32:12Something should prove that he's innocent.
00:32:16I suppose it's because of Danny that I feel this way.
00:32:19He and his brother are so close.
00:32:21I understand, Ann.
00:32:23However, I'm quite sure the court will prove his innocence.
00:32:28In the meantime, there's Danny.
00:32:30We've got to break it to him somehow.
00:32:32Let me explain.
00:32:33Please, Mr. Barnes.
00:32:34All right, Ann, you do it.
00:32:36I'll do it now.
00:32:47Wait a minute.
00:32:48Sit down, Danny.
00:32:49I got things to do.
00:32:51You were planning on leaving, weren't you?
00:32:53Yes, I was.
00:32:55I got to get out of here.
00:32:57The cop has got my brother billed.
00:32:59I know, Danny.
00:33:00I was just going to tell you about it.
00:33:03He wouldn't kill nobody.
00:33:05He's a swell guy.
00:33:06Of course he is, Danny.
00:33:08And he'll be all right.
00:33:10I know it.
00:33:11Not with them coppers, he won't.
00:33:13I got to do something to help him.
00:33:16But can't you see there isn't anything you can do?
00:33:19You won't be helping Bill by breaking out of here.
00:33:22I'm his brother.
00:33:23I know him better than anybody does.
00:33:26They can't make him take the rap for something he didn't do.
00:33:29I won't let him.
00:33:30You hear me?
00:33:31I won't let him.
00:33:33We're cheering for the same team, Danny.
00:33:36Just between the two of us.
00:33:50I spent half my life going to and from school,
00:33:53and I spent the other half coming out.
00:33:55You know something?
00:33:56I began to injure my health.
00:33:59It's the safest way.
00:34:01I'm not kicking at all.
00:34:03But no matter what I do, I am hurt.
00:34:05I'm hurt.
00:34:06I'm hurt.
00:34:07I'm hurt.
00:34:08I'm hurt.
00:34:09I'm hurt.
00:34:10I'm hurt.
00:34:11I'm hurt.
00:34:12I'm hurt.
00:34:13I'm hurt.
00:34:14I'm hurt.
00:34:15I'm hurt.
00:34:16I'm hurt.
00:34:17But no matter what I do, I am hurt.
00:34:19You know, this reform school life is beginning to injure my health.
00:34:23So I says to the guy,
00:34:24it's a lucky day you're all...
00:34:25Hey, Charlie!
00:34:26Get a load of Cutie Pie saying his prayers.
00:34:28Ha!
00:34:29Ha!
00:34:30Ha!
00:34:31Ha!
00:34:32Ha!
00:34:33Ha!
00:34:34Ha!
00:34:35Ha!
00:34:47Don't pay no attention to those morons.
00:34:49Your brother will make out all right.
00:34:53He's only got four more days.
00:34:55A lot of things can happen in four days.
00:34:58You know, Chucky,
00:34:59this ain't so bad.
00:35:01Yeah?
00:35:02It's better than the rope or the chair.
00:35:05I read in a book once how they get their days a week before they go.
00:35:08Can't you guys talk about anything else?
00:35:11I'm not going to talk about anything else.
00:35:13I'm not going to talk about anything else.
00:35:15Can't you guys talk about anything else?
00:35:26Hey, that was an accident.
00:35:27That was an accident.
00:35:28No kidding, no kidding.
00:35:29If I wanted to hit you, I will.
00:35:30You wasn't looking.
00:35:31I didn't mean that.
00:35:32I swear I didn't mean it.
00:35:34I...
00:35:39Hey!
00:35:40Get out of here!
00:35:41Get out of here!
00:35:42Go!
00:35:43Go!
00:35:45Come on, get over here.
00:35:47Get over here, will you?
00:35:48Get out.
00:35:49Hey!
00:36:05Now shut your traps and go to bed.
00:36:10Hand me that hat.
00:36:15Come on, get to bed.
00:36:31You shouldn't get in trouble over me.
00:36:32I can take care of it.
00:36:33Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:36:36Look, blood.
00:36:38Pleasant dreams, wise guy.
00:36:41Enjoy yourself.
00:36:42If I was you, I'd call up and order two wheelchairs while I was still able.
00:36:47Well, well, well.
00:36:52You can't do that.
00:36:53You can't do it.
00:36:54I can't do what?
00:36:55You can't do that.
00:36:56That's out of the rules.
00:36:57What do you mean, I can't do it?
00:36:58I can't do it.
00:36:59You never know how to play fair.
00:37:00Hey, Vince, Vince, I got my fingers crossed.
00:37:02I quit.
00:37:03It's my ball.
00:37:04I quit.
00:37:05Nobody plays.
00:37:06I'm going home to my mother.
00:37:07I quit.
00:37:08I wasn't afraid to go in the electric chair.
00:37:09I'd scratch you a skull.
00:37:10Yeah, you'd...
00:37:11You think I'll take your place?
00:37:12Come on, Danny, take his place.
00:37:13Leave me alone, will you?
00:37:14I don't feel like playing.
00:37:15What's the matter?
00:37:16You know what's the matter.
00:37:17I got to help Bill.
00:37:18I got to get out of here.
00:37:19Oh, come on, kid, forget it.
00:37:20We need you in the game.
00:37:21Let me go, will you?
00:37:22I got to get out of here.
00:37:25I guess he really means it.
00:37:28We better watch him.
00:37:33Looks like the wise guy took over, huh?
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:41Let's go.
00:37:50Don't worry about it.
00:37:51That ain't going to do no good.
00:37:52I'll lay off.
00:37:53I got it all figured out.
00:37:54I'm going to slide down that drain pipe
00:37:55and go right out through the tunnel.
00:37:56No breaks.
00:37:57We're on the honor system, remember?
00:37:58Honor system, my foot.
00:37:59They still got Bill.
00:38:00Look, if you want to make a break, let's all do it together.
00:38:03Don't do it one at a time.
00:38:04You'll have to get caught that way.
00:38:07Hey, maybe they're planning a break.
00:38:09Shh.
00:38:12Wait.
00:38:17Come in.
00:38:27Mr. Barnes, I got a little something I want to tell you.
00:38:29Yes, Charlie?
00:38:30I saw McGinnis and a couple of guys figuring to make a break.
00:38:34You're sure they were planning to make a break?
00:38:36Sure, I'm sure.
00:38:37I saw it with my own eyes, didn't I?
00:38:40I'm sorry you told me this, Charlie.
00:38:42Remember, we have an honor system here now.
00:38:45Well, you didn't expect Muggs to tell you, did you?
00:38:47That concerns McGinnis and the institution, Charlie, not you.
00:38:51Aren't you going to yank him in on the carpet?
00:38:53No, I'm not.
00:38:54However, I'm going to have to punish you for informing.
00:38:57Punish me?
00:38:58I only told you what I seen.
00:39:00It's the reason back of it, Charlie, that concerns me.
00:39:04Now, you dislike McGinnis, don't you?
00:39:06Now, you dislike McGinnis, don't you?
00:39:08Suppose I do dislike him, so what?
00:39:11But, Charlie, that's not straight shooting, that's all.
00:39:14Now, as a consequence, I'm going to have to take up your recreation privileges for the next two weeks.
00:39:19My recreation?
00:39:20Well, how do you like that?
00:39:22Muggs pulled a raw deal and I have to take the rap.
00:39:25That's all, Charlie.
00:39:27You may go now.
00:39:37You may not know it, bud, but you just struck out.
00:39:39Take the field.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Throw that ball and take that glove.
00:39:43Let's go.
00:39:44A little activity here.
00:39:45You mean to say he didn't appreciate your tipping him off?
00:39:48Just like me throwing a pitcher of ice water down his back.
00:39:50I lose my recreation for two weeks on top of that.
00:39:52What?
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:54You don't like the idea of nobody snitching.
00:39:57And, uh, what happens to Mr. Wiseguy?
00:40:00Nothing.
00:40:03Strike!
00:40:04Strike?
00:40:05Strike.
00:40:06Did you ever try seeing an optometrist?
00:40:08I never had trouble with my feet.
00:40:10You never had trouble with your feet.
00:40:12What is an optometrist?
00:40:13An optometrist?
00:40:14An optometrist?
00:40:15That's, uh, that's, uh...
00:40:19Throw the ball.
00:40:20You're holding up the game.
00:40:22What's the matter with you?
00:40:26Hey, get some water, somebody.
00:40:28Who done it?
00:40:29How many was there?
00:40:30That's all I want to know.
00:40:31You all right?
00:40:32It was an accident.
00:40:33Who done the accident?
00:40:34Could have been the boys.
00:40:35They're kind of thick this summer.
00:40:36Huh.
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:38What, do you think my head is a carnival target?
00:40:40Could be the missing link.
00:40:46Boys!
00:40:47Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:40:48Let me at him.
00:40:49All right, wait a minute.
00:40:50This is all mine, boys.
00:40:51All mine.
00:40:57Come on, Charlie.
00:40:58That a boy.
00:41:03What's the matter?
00:41:04Having trouble, Charlie?
00:41:05Nothing I can't take care of, sir.
00:41:07Come on.
00:41:08Let's get back to business.
00:41:09Come on.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11That a boy.
00:41:12Get to it.
00:41:13Come on.
00:41:14Break it up with them.
00:41:15They always fight when my back is turned.
00:41:17This guy's always fighting.
00:41:19So you stand by and referee a fight.
00:41:21Look, Miller.
00:41:23When I took over this institution,
00:41:24I was determined to clean it up.
00:41:26There was one rat hole, though.
00:41:27I've had trouble in plugging,
00:41:28and now I'm going to stuff you into it.
00:41:29You can't hang nothing on me, Barnes.
00:41:31You've done your own hanging.
00:41:33I'll expect your resignation in one hour.
00:41:35Come on, boys.
00:41:36Get in there.
00:41:37All right?
00:41:38Yeah, sure, sure.
00:41:39He wants to sneak up on me.
00:41:40Yeah, we'll give him the nigger.
00:41:42A minute's attempt to spare Collins' life
00:41:43was made yesterday as counsel for the condemned man
00:41:45appealed to Governor Walker for a reprieve.
00:41:48Meanwhile, the date of Collins' execution
00:41:50was set for the 17th.
00:41:52Very interesting.
00:41:54You know, I hate to see that fellow Collins go.
00:41:56He's probably a nice fellow, the poor sap.
00:41:59You calling me, boys?
00:42:00Where are those bourbons?
00:42:02Coming right up.
00:42:09You know, the fellow that should get the chair is Drattler.
00:42:15That ain't nice, boss.
00:42:16Even kidding.
00:42:18I suppose you're as kidding the night you left me flat.
00:42:20I should have plugged you then.
00:42:21Yeah, that's right, boss.
00:42:22You should have plugged him.
00:42:23What do you mean, plugged me?
00:42:24I mean, he should have plugged me.
00:42:25You should have plugged...
00:42:26Who started this?
00:42:27Go away, go away.
00:42:28Go on, Dorothy.
00:42:29Read some more.
00:42:31Um...
00:42:33Winners for the Canadian National Sweepstakes
00:42:35were announced late yesterday evening.
00:42:37Hey, I got one of them tickets.
00:42:39Go on, read the winners.
00:42:41Fat Chance, 10,000.
00:42:43Hopeful, 6,000.
00:42:44Pride of the Bowery, 5,000.
00:42:45Hey.
00:42:47I don't care.
00:42:48How come you're Pride of the Bowery?
00:42:50You're from Jersey.
00:42:51You poor dumb plug.
00:42:53That's all right, Nobby.
00:42:54I'll take care of you in your old age.
00:42:55Thanks, boys.
00:42:56Ticket.
00:42:57That's right.
00:43:00Here it is.
00:43:01Oh, that's one of them race horse tickets.
00:43:03Why didn't you say so?
00:43:04Yeah, but you can't collect.
00:43:05They'll grab you the minute they spot you.
00:43:07That's right.
00:43:08I'm drowned.
00:43:10Then you, Rattler,
00:43:12you take it and make believe it's your ticket.
00:43:14Not me.
00:43:15I'm in the same boat.
00:43:16I don't like them reporters and cameramen.
00:43:18I don't look good in pictures.
00:43:21Well, Nobby, I guess you're elected.
00:43:23Oh, I didn't run for nothing.
00:43:24Oh, you want me to collect the five grand?
00:43:27That's right.
00:43:28For me, not for you.
00:43:29Get it?
00:43:30I get it.
00:43:31You get it.
00:43:32I don't get it.
00:43:33All right.
00:43:37Do you think it's safe to trust Nobby with all that money?
00:43:40What else can I do?
00:43:41I can go with him.
00:43:42That's not a bad idea.
00:43:43Go ahead.
00:43:44And don't let Nobby out of your sight, my little one.
00:43:46Don't worry.
00:43:53What makes you think the money would be safe with her?
00:43:55What makes you think it wouldn't?
00:43:57I don't know.
00:43:58Well, if you don't know, keep your yap shut.
00:44:17Ann, you just want the doctor ordered.
00:44:21Too bad I can't take you on a tour of this place.
00:44:24I can't tell you how swell you are.
00:44:26You're pretty swell yourself.
00:44:29When I was a kid, I always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.
00:44:32You know, like Sol Ancelot, wearing Lady Guinevere's scarf on my arm.
00:44:37You haven't got an extra scarf handy, have you?
00:44:39Bill, please.
00:44:41Why, I'm studying cookbooks so I can fatten you up to become a major general.
00:44:46With double chins and double stomachs.
00:44:48You make it all seem so real.
00:44:50It will be real.
00:44:52It will be real, if the man is willing.
00:44:54Remember?
00:44:59Time's up.
00:45:01That's a date, kid.
00:45:07Are you nervous and run down?
00:45:09Do you suffer from lack of vitamins?
00:45:11Here is a letter received from one of our listeners.
00:45:13Quote.
00:45:14Dear Mr. Arno.
00:45:15A month ago I was nervous.
00:45:17I chewed my fingernails.
00:45:18Jumped when I saw a mouse.
00:45:20Then I started taking Arno's tablets.
00:45:22And you should see me now.
00:45:24Fit as a fiddle and ready for conscription.
00:45:26Signed, Glimpy Stone.
00:45:28Hey fellas, that's me.
00:45:29I'm the author.
00:45:31Take it away.
00:45:33Fit as a fiddle and ready for conscription.
00:45:35You can't even spell conscription.
00:45:37Yeah, someday I'm gonna be a writer.
00:45:38What are you gonna do?
00:45:39Write other people's names on checks?
00:45:41And now back to the newsroom.
00:45:43Governor Walker today denied a reprieve to Bill Collins.
00:45:45Convicted on first degree murder charge.
00:45:47His execution has been set for...
00:45:49Hey, let's go see some pictures.
00:45:51Mr. Bond's got some swell new pictures.
00:45:53He says we can see them if we wanna.
00:45:54Yeah, come on, Danny.
00:45:55Hey, you gin rummy players.
00:45:56You wanna see some new pictures?
00:45:57All right.
00:45:58All right.
00:45:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:46:00What's this?
00:46:01What's this all about?
00:46:02Mr. Bond's got some new pictures.
00:46:03He says we can see them if we wanna.
00:46:05Well, ask him the nice way and you can have them.
00:46:07Oh, yes, my good man.
00:46:09Is it being too permissible if we young ones inquest
00:46:12to peruse the cinema?
00:46:14Sure.
00:46:15Cinema?
00:46:16Why, certainly.
00:46:17Cinema.
00:46:18Didn't you ever have cinema on your toast in the morning?
00:46:20What in your potter?
00:46:22I never had it.
00:46:28That guard should go back to grammatic school.
00:46:30He's really proud of her.
00:46:33Thank you very much.
00:46:34Sit over.
00:46:35Sit up there.
00:46:36I need a seat.
00:46:40All right.
00:46:41Cut the show off.
00:46:42Come on, Danny.
00:46:43Come on.
00:46:44Come on.
00:46:45It's a swell picture.
00:46:46I hope.
00:46:55They're not gonna get Bill a reprieve.
00:46:58They're gonna kill him.
00:47:00What are you talking about?
00:47:01That announcer on the radio was bugs.
00:47:04Listen, I knew a fella one time.
00:47:06He got a reprieve two minutes before they pulled the switch.
00:47:15I'll get it.
00:47:34Lady Luck dealt $50,000 to the winners
00:47:36of the Canadian National Sweepstakes.
00:47:38And here is one of the winners now.
00:47:40Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the pride of the Bowery,
00:47:43than he was a moment ago.
00:47:45Well, if it ain't Nobby, the lucky stiff.
00:47:47There you are, sir.
00:47:48And congratulations.
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:51This is a big blow to me.
00:47:52And I mean, this is a lucky,
00:47:54this is the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:47:57What do you plan doing with all this money?
00:47:59Well, I'm gonna give it to the,
00:48:00I mean, I'm, uh, uh, uh,
00:48:02I'm gonna force you to buy your mother a washing machine.
00:48:04Hey, there's our chauffeur.
00:48:06The guy from the truck.
00:48:07She has tough enough time with the laundry.
00:48:09Then I'm gonna get my brother-in-law a saloon.
00:48:11We've been needing one of those things for years.
00:48:14Listen, the same old Nobby.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Well, what about yourself?
00:48:18What's gonna be your treat?
00:48:19Well, I'll take a scotch and soda.
00:48:21No, you, you mean, what am I,
00:48:24well, I don't, I don't need nothing.
00:48:26See, I, I got a job.
00:48:28What sort of work do you do?
00:48:30What am I doing?
00:48:31He's the guy who stole the truck.
00:48:33Mom, did you see him open that pack of cigarettes?
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:37Yeah, why?
00:48:38He opened that pack the same way
00:48:39the pack was opened he found in Bill's car.
00:48:40Remember Ann telling us?
00:48:42You mean you think he might...
00:48:44It's an angle.
00:48:49Dorothy?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51Dorothy's more like a mother to me.
00:48:53Who do you want?
00:48:54Hey, Charlie.
00:48:55Did you say you knew that guy that won the dough?
00:48:57What's it to you?
00:48:58Look, Charlie, I didn't come here to argue.
00:49:00Just tell me one thing.
00:49:01Did you know him?
00:49:02Yeah, I know him, so what?
00:49:03It means my brother's life, that's what.
00:49:05Your brother's life?
00:49:06What is this, a gag?
00:49:07No, Charlie, this is no gag.
00:49:09It's for real.
00:49:10Ah, five dollars.
00:49:11Shh.
00:49:12Do me one favor.
00:49:13Just do me one favor.
00:49:14Come outside where we can talk.
00:49:29Now, tell us what you know about that guy
00:49:31that won the sweepstakes.
00:49:32Knobby?
00:49:33Yeah.
00:49:34Used to be my uncle's mob.
00:49:35Uncle?
00:49:36Yeah, Luke Manning.
00:49:37You read about him.
00:49:38You mean the guy that busted out of Blackwell's Island?
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40He got drowned on the way out, too.
00:49:41He got drowned, huh?
00:49:43I wonder.
00:49:44What do you mean?
00:49:46Listen, if Knobby stole that truck,
00:49:47why'd he bring it down to Waterfront?
00:49:49Yeah, that's right.
00:49:51You mean that...
00:49:52I mean that maybe Luke Manning ain't dead.
00:49:54Remember when we went to move that barrel,
00:49:55how funny the guy acted?
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:57Maybe that barrel wasn't full of wine.
00:49:58Maybe it was Luke Manning in there.
00:50:00I think you got something.
00:50:01And I think you're both daffy.
00:50:03Where can we get in touch with this Knobby?
00:50:05I don't...
00:50:07Wait a minute.
00:50:08I can give you a lead.
00:50:09Dorothy Melton.
00:50:10Who's she?
00:50:11The dayman and newsreeler took the check from Knobby, remember?
00:50:13Well, she used to be Luke's girl,
00:50:14but I guess Knobby's giving her the rush now.
00:50:16Well, where does she live?
00:50:17She lives at the Carlton Apartments on 3rd Avenue.
00:50:20I had to deliver notes to her from Luke.
00:50:22Danny, looks like we got a date with Dorothy tonight.
00:50:25We can't break out of here.
00:50:26That Barnes has been too nice.
00:50:27No, but we can tell him everything.
00:50:29Now that we got proof that we didn't swipe that truck.
00:50:30We ain't got enough proof.
00:50:32We're going out and get it,
00:50:33and then we'll talk to Barnes.
00:50:36What do I come in for giving you all this info, huh?
00:50:38You want to get out of here, don't you?
00:50:39Yeah, sure.
00:50:40Well, we're going to take you with us.
00:50:42You mean it?
00:50:43Gee, thanks a lot, Ethelbyte.
00:50:45Wait there a minute.
00:50:46I'll be right back.
00:50:47Come on, fellas.
00:50:48Shut up!
00:50:51We're not waiting till tonight.
00:50:52We're going right now.
00:50:53Good.
00:50:54You know the way.
00:50:55Take the fellas.
00:50:56I'll see you in a few minutes.
00:50:57Come on.
00:50:59Ethelbyte, huh?
00:51:03Now, Charlie,
00:51:04I want to show you my ingratitude.
00:51:06You mean you got a surprise for me?
00:51:07I got a beautiful surprise.
00:51:09Hey!
00:51:14Hey!
00:51:20Now,
00:51:22tell Mr. Barnes about that.
00:51:34Here we go.
00:51:45Here we go.
00:52:04Oh!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:41I meant 160 raviolis for that dress.
00:52:44What's Luke going to say?
00:52:45Oh, Luke.
00:52:46I needed it, Nobby.
00:52:47Luke won't mind.
00:52:48No, Luke won't mind.
00:52:50Maybe I've lived long enough already, anyhow.
00:52:54Your receipt, sir.
00:52:56That'll be 10, 20, 30, $40.
00:52:59And thank you very much.
00:53:01Is there something else maybe I could show you?
00:53:04Oh!
00:53:05No, I've seen everything I...
00:53:08Well, nearly everything.
00:53:11Hello, honey.
00:53:14What are you doing in here?
00:53:15Nobby.
00:53:16I just want to see if it's imported.
00:53:20What you doing in there, honey?
00:53:24Oh, boy, they're coming through the window.
00:53:26We had a lovely evening, girl.
00:53:28Yeah, very lovely.
00:53:29Well, I'd like to see something in a bed.
00:53:30You know, with more drapes.
00:53:32I don't know if...
00:53:33How about dinner for two?
00:53:36Well, what type of thing would you like to see?
00:53:38I mean...
00:53:39Oh, Nobby!
00:53:40I want that.
00:53:42You decided to...
00:53:43How much is it?
00:53:44250.
00:53:45Oh, I'll take it.
00:53:46Give me $250, Nobby.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:49Have you decided to go to the cinema with me, huh?
00:53:51What do you say?
00:53:53How would you like to see when Rome burns Nero Fiddle?
00:53:57How about it?
00:53:58What do you say?
00:53:59Oh, Nobby, it's so sweet of you to buy this coat for me.
00:54:02Go on. I ain't gonna buy it.
00:54:03Take it off. Take it off.
00:54:04But you already did buy it.
00:54:05I bought it?
00:54:06Uh-huh.
00:54:07How much did I pay for it?
00:54:08$250.
00:54:09Two hundred and...
00:54:10Two hundred and...
00:54:11What's the matter with me?
00:54:12Would you like to see some hats?
00:54:14No.
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:16She's got a hat.
00:54:17She can wear my hat.
00:54:18Now, what type of hat would you like to see?
00:54:20Well, I want something to go with this coat.
00:54:22Well, do you care for this?
00:54:23Yeah, how much is it?
00:54:24Oh, yes.
00:54:25Only $30.
00:54:26Only $30?
00:54:27Well, you don't want nothing like that, honey.
00:54:28That's no good.
00:54:29Well, I can try it on.
00:54:30I know, but it don't look...
00:54:31How much is that one in the corner?
00:54:32Oh, that?
00:54:33$10.
00:54:34Yeah, well, yeah, yeah.
00:54:35Oh, I don't know.
00:54:36Here, try this on.
00:54:38Try it on.
00:54:39It might be just the thing you need, you want.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42Looks good.
00:54:43Ten smackers is all right.
00:54:45That's a dilly.
00:54:46I'll take that.
00:54:47Oh, that's awful.
00:54:48Huh?
00:54:49Oh, that's awful, Nobby.
00:54:51No.
00:54:52Well, here, take this one.
00:54:54There's one.
00:54:55Oh, that's the one I came in with.
00:54:56Well, that's a good one to go out with.
00:54:58Well, I'm going to try this one on.
00:55:00Well, you don't...
00:55:01How much is that one?
00:55:02$50.
00:55:03Well, for a half a smacker, it's okay.
00:55:05Oh, no.
00:55:06$50.
00:55:07$50.
00:55:08Try this one on again.
00:55:09Maybe if you put it on backwards.
00:55:10Oh, Nobby, no.
00:55:11This one's adorable.
00:55:12Oh, go away.
00:55:13You look just like a cop in that thing.
00:55:16Well, I'm going to take this one anyway.
00:55:18Could I show you something in hosiery, perhaps?
00:55:20Yeah, I'd like to see something.
00:55:22Got a brunette?
00:55:23Right this way, please.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:27What do you suppose happened to Nobby?
00:55:29He's had time to go to Philadelphia and back.
00:55:31Yeah, so has Dorothy.
00:55:33I've told you three times to keep Dorothy out of this.
00:55:35The next time I'll...
00:55:36Okay, okay.
00:55:38I didn't mean nothing.
00:55:39I was just thinking.
00:55:40Don't.
00:55:42If that Nobby has double-crossed me and run off with my five grand,
00:55:45I'll know what to do with him.
00:55:47Call Dorothy's apartment again.
00:55:51Well, how do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
00:55:53Uh, refuse me.
00:55:55That's the way she goes.
00:55:56Oh, yeah.
00:55:57You made up your mind what you want?
00:55:58Yeah.
00:55:59Uh, give me some of that Anne Fran... Sopranos.
00:56:01You don't can have this.
00:56:03Yeah, well, that's what I want.
00:56:04I'm sorry.
00:56:05You don't can have Anne Franisties.
00:56:07This is the proprietor.
00:56:09Well, bring him in.
00:56:10I mean, I don't want... No, I don't want...
00:56:11Well, I'm here, and you don't can have me.
00:56:13You, you...
00:56:14Oh, I tell you what.
00:56:15What?
00:56:16How about some nice champagne for the lady?
00:56:18No, she don't want that.
00:56:19You, you can't spend that...
00:56:21We got nice champagne.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23Bring us your lemon phosphate.
00:56:25Lemon who?
00:56:27Lemon phosphate.
00:56:28Lemon phosphate?
00:56:29Lemon phosphate?
00:56:30What is this?
00:56:31Lemon phosphate.
00:56:32What?
00:56:33Phosphate.
00:56:34Lemon phosphate.
00:56:35No, phosphate.
00:56:36We don't got on the menu...
00:56:37Lemon fish...
00:56:38Oh, everybody...
00:56:39Lemon fish, we got lemon pie.
00:56:40We got lemon...
00:56:41I don't want no pie.
00:56:42I want...
00:56:43Just a drink.
00:56:44We're going to drink a lemon phosph...
00:56:45Lemon fish...
00:56:46Phosphate.
00:56:47No, phosphate.
00:56:48Do you know what you want?
00:56:49Yes, I know what I want.
00:56:50I came in here first.
00:56:51Never mind.
00:56:52Two cups of coffee.
00:56:53Two cups of coffee.
00:56:54Mine without cream and sugar.
00:56:56Without cream and sugar for you, yeah.
00:56:58And she wants hers without sugar, but cream and the coffee.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02Put it in two cups.
00:57:03Yeah, two cups.
00:57:04Let me see if I got it right.
00:57:05You want black coffee with sugar, no cream.
00:57:07And she wants cream and no coffee.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09No, she don't want cream with no coffee.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12Just give her the sugar and put the cream in the coffee.
00:57:14And give me the cup.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17I mean, put the cup in the sauce.
00:57:18Refuse me.
00:57:19You got a little mixed up.
00:57:20Let me explain.
00:57:21You want coffee with cream, no sugar.
00:57:23She wants cream, no coffee, no cup.
00:57:25Now, wait a minute.
00:57:27Never mind.
00:57:28Just give me an ice cream soda.
00:57:30Ice cream soda?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:32Well, what kind?
00:57:33I'll take vanilla.
00:57:34You?
00:57:35Boy, if you do this, I give you the coffee and the lemon
00:57:37and everything for nothing.
00:57:38Good boy.
00:57:39I like you.
00:57:40Let's get out of here.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:42I'm getting sleepy.
00:57:44So am I.
00:57:45Only my stomach's wide awake and crying for its bottle.
00:57:47Eh, stop squawking.
00:57:49Her hostess is liable to be along any minute.
00:57:51Look, when she comes, let me talk to her.
00:57:53Because when it comes to women, I'm a connoisseur.
00:57:55That's just where you belong in this sewer.
00:57:57Now, you guys know just what to do when she comes?
00:57:59Hey, I think she's coming.
00:58:01Douse that light.
00:58:07Say, this is a swell car.
00:58:09I wonder who owns it.
00:58:11Look, honey, I think you better wait here.
00:58:13I don't think Luca's going to like this.
00:58:15Oh, Luke Manning.
00:58:17He should have drowned when he beat it out of Blackwell's Island.
00:58:19Yeah, but he didn't.
00:58:20When he finds out that I'm running away with you and his five grand.
00:58:23It's only four grand now.
00:58:25Hey, don't.
00:58:26Get away.
00:58:27Get away from there.
00:58:28Maybe if we give it back to him quick, he won't notice the grand's missing.
00:58:30Look, honey, don't be a fool all your life.
00:58:33We've got four grand.
00:58:34We've got two airplane tickets.
00:58:36By the time Luke finds out, we'll be miles away.
00:58:39Maybe you're right, Dorothy.
00:58:41Now, don't cut it.
00:58:42I'll leave that alone.
00:58:43I'm ticklish.
00:58:44Cut it out.
00:58:48No, I never, I won't.
00:58:50I won't.
00:58:51I'll only be a minute.
00:59:17Take it easy, lady.
00:59:26What are you doing here?
00:59:27I'm a PLW.
00:59:28You're a what?
00:59:29I protect lonely women.
00:59:30Aren't you just a little young to be out without your mother?
00:59:33I ain't got a mother.
00:59:34Well, if you came up here to adopt one, you came to the wrong place.
00:59:36Beat it.
00:59:37Wait a minute.
00:59:38I'm a friend of Norby's.
00:59:39Well, that's...
00:59:40You're a what?
00:59:41Norby, you know.
00:59:43Come on, kid, what's the gag?
00:59:45That's what we came up here to find out.
00:59:50What's this all about?
00:59:51Listen, sister.
00:59:52Let's begin at the beginning.
00:59:53If you kids don't beat it, I'm going to call a cop.
00:59:55Now, look, babe.
01:00:00Now, what's the matter?
01:00:01Did you forget the number?
01:00:02You don't want to tangle with the police any more than we do.
01:00:05Take that.
01:00:06Where's your boyfriend?
01:00:09What are you talking about?
01:00:10Your boyfriend, Luke.
01:00:12We want to see him.
01:00:13That's right.
01:00:14You don't have to worry.
01:00:15We ain't going to hurt you or your place.
01:00:17We're gentlemen from the old school.
01:00:18He means reform school.
01:00:20Reform school?
01:00:21Yeah, that's right.
01:00:23We're friends of Luke Manning's nephew, Charlie.
01:00:25Rice pudding Charlie.
01:00:27Charlie told us if we came up here, his uncle Luke or Norby would help us out.
01:00:30Charlie's our pal.
01:00:37Ow!
01:00:42Hello.
01:00:43Hello, fellas.
01:00:44Say, Dorothy, I've been thinking of...
01:00:46Say, what is this?
01:00:47Give me that.
01:00:48Give me that.
01:00:49You looking for this?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:51Point it at these kids.
01:00:52Hey, you can't do that to me.
01:00:53That's my gun.
01:00:54I'm doing it, ain't I?
01:00:55Is he?
01:00:56Say, I didn't know you had company.
01:00:57A police kid broke into here.
01:00:58They said they wanted to see you or Luke Manning.
01:01:00Well, what is it?
01:01:01I...
01:01:02What is...
01:01:03Say, it seems like I've seen these kids before someplace.
01:01:05Yeah, you was running away from the cops.
01:01:07I see you got your wind back.
01:01:08Yeah, I got away too.
01:01:09What happened?
01:01:10Say, what's the matter with you?
01:01:12What are you doing here?
01:01:13This is no time to break into a woman's room, 5 o'clock in the morning.
01:01:16What do you mean by keeping her out till 5 o'clock in the morning?
01:01:18Well, it was nothing.
01:01:19I was...
01:01:20We was out...
01:01:21I...
01:01:22Say, it's none of your business, you hear?
01:01:24What are you doing here, huh?
01:01:26I don't like the looks of this.
01:01:27Why don't you throw them out, Nobby?
01:01:29Yeah, I'm gonna throw them out.
01:01:30They know too much.
01:01:31So do the quiz kids.
01:01:32Well, then I'll throw them out, too.
01:01:33Yeah?
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35You ain't going no place, buddy.
01:01:36Ah, that thing ain't loaded.
01:01:37It ain't loaded?
01:01:38No.
01:01:39Look, see, I took the bullets out.
01:01:41Yeah, I forgot I loaded it.
01:01:42Yeah.
01:01:43What am I doing?
01:01:45Yeah, here it is.
01:01:46Come and get it.
01:01:47I made it myself.
01:01:48Here.
01:01:49Right now.
01:01:50Uh-oh.
01:01:51You can't hold me no more.
01:01:52I want to...
01:01:53I want to cheat.
01:01:54I want one of these.
01:01:55Here.
01:01:56What do you got?
01:01:57What do you got?
01:01:58Yeah, I want...
01:01:59No, I don't want an egg.
01:02:00I want a lox.
01:02:01Come on.
01:02:02Get up out of there.
01:02:03This is no picnic.
01:02:04Now, sit down over there.
01:02:05Go ahead.
01:02:11All right, come on.
01:02:12Let's hear your story.
01:02:13Do you want to buy Goldilocks?
01:02:20Say, how do you do that?
01:02:22I would...
01:02:23Take a load off your feet.
01:02:25Now, start talking and no fooling.
01:02:27That's good.
01:02:42Did you know it was morning?
01:02:55Sure.
01:02:56I turned the lights off.
01:02:57Why'd you let me sleep for?
01:02:58Get on that phone again.
01:02:59Sure.
01:03:00I called a couple of times already.
01:03:01Nobody answered.
01:03:02Did you, uh...
01:03:03Did you not murder that guy in the drugstore?
01:03:06Get that phone off, break your arm.
01:03:09I'm going to ask you once more.
01:03:11Did you commit that killing?
01:03:13I ain't talking.
01:03:14It ain't legal.
01:03:15That's funny.
01:03:17I could have swore somebody answered that phone.
01:03:20Rattler, maybe you're right.
01:03:22About what?
01:03:23About Dorothy.
01:03:24I think you and me had better pay her a little visit.
01:03:27And now you're talking.
01:03:28I hope for her sake she won't be too much surprise.
01:03:31And that goes for Nobby, too.
01:03:33You kids will be sorry for this.
01:03:35Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
01:03:37I ain't worrying.
01:03:38Oh, you mean...
01:03:39I know what you are.
01:03:41You're a premeditated killer.
01:03:43I never killed nobody.
01:03:44I'm a bank robber.
01:03:46Bank robber?
01:03:47Well, of course, that ain't so bad.
01:03:48You're going to hang by the neck until dead.
01:03:51I don't hang around no place.
01:03:53Why don't you confess and save all this confusion?
01:03:55There's no confusion.
01:03:56Confessing.
01:03:57I know my rights.
01:03:58I'm an American citizen.
01:04:00Did you ever vote?
01:04:01No.
01:04:02Who's running?
01:04:03If you didn't vote, you're not an American.
01:04:05You're a man without a country.
01:04:06I am, too.
01:04:07I live in Brooklyn.
01:04:08Well, that's the same thing.
01:04:09Hey, what do you think about the Dodgers dropping a series?
01:04:11Wasn't it tough that Owens dropped the Dodgers?
01:04:13Hey, you look quite lovely today.
01:04:14It's been a different story than I wanted to hear.
01:04:16Who's talking about baseball?
01:04:17Hey, what time is it?
01:04:19It's a quarter to six.
01:04:20Don't tell me you can read the time.
01:04:22Oh, yeah, for a year now.
01:04:24Hey, Columby, grab that phone.
01:04:25Call up Barnes.
01:04:26He'll be in his office by now.
01:04:27Tell him we got one of the guys that
01:04:28committed the drug store murder.
01:04:29I didn't do it.
01:04:30It was...
01:04:31Shut up, you fool.
01:04:32Shut up, you fool.
01:04:33Oh, gee.
01:04:34No, I'm sorry.
01:04:35We have nothing new to report.
01:04:38No, we haven't sent out a general alarm.
01:04:39I don't believe it's quite that serious.
01:04:42Well, I expect to contact them within the next 24 hours.
01:04:45Yes, I'll call you just as soon as I do.
01:04:49Between Bill and the kids, things are in a pretty bad mess.
01:04:54More reporters.
01:04:55I'll tell them you're not in.
01:04:56Oh, never mind.
01:04:57I'll talk to them.
01:04:58They'll call every five minutes if I don't.
01:05:00Hello?
01:05:02Barnes.
01:05:03Warden of the Wilton Reform School.
01:05:05It's the boys.
01:05:06Well, where are you?
01:05:08What are you doing?
01:05:11You're sure of that now?
01:05:12Carlton Apartments, eh?
01:05:14You stay right there and we'll be right over.
01:05:17And call the police and have them go
01:05:18to the Carlton Apartments.
01:05:20Tell them I'll meet them there
01:05:21and everything will be all right.
01:05:22Now, don't you worry.
01:05:27Operator, police headquarters, please.
01:05:30My brother goes to the chair.
01:05:31I'm going to let you have him.
01:05:32Don't let them scare you, Nobby.
01:05:34I ain't scared.
01:05:35They ain't got nothing on me.
01:05:37Pretty soon now you can kiss Dorothy goodbye.
01:05:40Why?
01:05:41Where am I going?
01:05:42You're not going nowhere.
01:05:43You're staying right here
01:05:44until the undertaker comes for you.
01:05:46No.
01:05:47No, I ain't.
01:05:49Gee.
01:05:50In 20 more minutes, he'll be going to the chair.
01:05:5619.
01:05:5819.
01:06:03You feel better?
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:06Now I can face it.
01:06:08I guess you can.
01:06:0918.
01:06:10No.
01:06:11No.
01:06:1225 more minutes.
01:06:13Cut it out, will you?
01:06:14It ain't funny anymore.
01:06:16Take it easy, kid.
01:06:18Everything's going to be all right.
01:06:20Why don't you do something?
01:06:21They're only kids.
01:06:22He's got a gun.
01:06:23It's loaded.
01:06:24I know.
01:06:25I loaded it myself.
01:06:26There's only one man I could go for.
01:06:28What's Luke got that I ain't got?
01:06:30Brains.
01:06:31That ain't nice.
01:06:33I wonder what Luke would do if he was in my spot.
01:06:34Oh, shut up.
01:06:36I can fix that.
01:06:37Luke!
01:06:42Get the kid's gun.
01:06:44Now, Nobby.
01:06:46What were you saying about your spot?
01:06:48Nothing, boss.
01:06:49Nothing.
01:06:50Look, I got the tool for you.
01:06:52Look, here it is.
01:06:57Oh!
01:07:02You're eggs, huh?
01:07:04Why, Dorothy, you look beautiful.
01:07:11My cute little double crosser.
01:07:17No.
01:07:18No, don't hit her, boss.
01:07:20Why don't you pick on somebody your size, jumbo?
01:07:27All right, Nobby, you asked for it.
01:07:32Come on, get him up.
01:07:34So you didn't drown after all, eh?
01:07:36Well, that's too bad.
01:07:38Mr. Barnes, my brother.
01:07:39Where's the phone?
01:07:40Here it is.
01:07:43Hello.
01:07:44Hello, operator.
01:07:46This is Jim Barnes of the Wilton School.
01:07:47Hurry, please.
01:07:49It's a matter of life and death.
01:07:51You'll be mighty proud of your brother
01:07:52before we get through with him.
01:07:53By the way,
01:07:55we just got in eight carloads of potatoes.
01:07:57Uh-oh.
01:07:59Well, what's he got to do with potatoes?
01:08:01He'll be inspecting them with a parry knife.
01:08:03That is, when he's not washing pots, pans, or dishes.
01:08:06Yeah, but I won't mind.
01:08:08No, darling, it'll be good practice.
01:08:14Excuse me, Sergeant,
01:08:15but can you tell me where they peel the potatoes?
01:08:18Report to the commissary.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:23Hey, Sergeant,
01:08:24what kind of food you got in the guardhouse?
01:08:26Fire.
01:08:27You expecting to get in there?
01:08:28I'm afraid so,
01:08:29but I don't think I'll mind the food.
01:08:31It's good.
01:08:32I'll fix it up for you.
01:08:33Goodbye, Miss Mitchell.
01:08:34Goodbye.
01:08:36Oh, now, don't do anything, please.
01:08:37I mean...
01:08:38Don't worry, honey.
01:08:39Oh, be careful.
01:08:40Bye-bye.
01:08:41Bye.
01:08:42Bye, gang.
01:08:43Come on, Jim.
01:08:46Oh, I'll tell you.
01:08:47Oh, this'll be my day.
01:08:49This'll be my day.
01:08:50Come on, let's go.
01:08:51Let's go.
01:09:00All right.
01:09:01Take it easy, Ethel Point.
01:09:03May I call you Ethel for short?
01:09:04Ethel.