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00:00The best comedians are here!
00:02It's really a miracle!
00:04Autumn Get Down Special!
00:10Looking at the members,
00:12they're really good, aren't they?
00:14That's right.
00:16I'm not sure about this title,
00:18but it means
00:20the most popular people are here.
00:22That's why.
00:24I can't believe how good the members are.
00:27Tonight, the members are unbelievably good.
00:33The King of Content, the winner,
00:36the popular comedians,
00:40and the R-1 champion.
00:42It's a gorgeous time.
00:44I didn't expect that
00:46I'd be the judge.
00:50I'm not going to be the judge.
00:52I'm not going to be the judge.
00:54Seriously, I'm the only champion.
00:56I'm the only champion.
00:58But I got the trophy back.
01:00You got it back.
01:02If you hold it, you'll get really angry.
01:04Because it's different.
01:10Why?
01:12Why?
01:14The winner of the R-1 Grand Prix 2022.
01:16Now, there's no one on the right
01:18because of the prank and the fire.
01:20Please listen to the melody of the soul.
01:22Geni Shichi.
01:30I'm Geni Shichi.
01:32Please listen to this.
01:34I didn't want to say it, but...
01:38I didn't want to say it.
01:40I didn't want to say it.
01:42I didn't want to say it.
01:46I didn't want to say it, but...
01:52I didn't want to say it, but...
01:54I didn't want to say it, but....
02:00From Park Sang-ju.
02:02Park Sang-ju.
02:04Park Sang-ju.
02:06Park Sang-ju.
02:08Park Sang-ju.
02:10Park Sang-ju.
02:12Park Sang-ju.
02:14Be quiet!
02:16Let's be together forever!
02:20Itakunai
02:26Itakunakattakedo
02:32Best Mother Show
02:34Jushou shita geinojin
02:38Shirabetara mondai bakkari okoshiteiru
02:43Itakunakattakedo
02:47Instant Johnson Yuzo-san
02:51Mitakotomo kittakotomonai
02:54Appurikara namahaishin mainichi shiteru
03:00Kurokopu no Araki-san
03:03King of Conto finalist nanoni
03:06Playstay 5 mo 4 mo switch mo mottenai
03:13Yadan no Nakashima-san dake
03:17Ramen no shigoto ga arukara
03:20Gyara ga chotto takakute ima
03:23Konbi naka ga warui
03:26JP-san wa ijireru kedo
03:29Matsuura Kodai-san toka wa
03:32Ijiritsurai tte keinin minna
03:34Gakuya de shabetteru
03:38Itakunakattakedo
03:42Gravure Idol-san to no gokon ga
03:49Chotto erokute kuchi katakute tanoshii
03:54J2 no senshu no kuse ni
03:58DM-nanpa mecha shiteru kara
04:02Hyokai de hyouban warui yo
04:06Itakunakattakedo
04:12Itakunakattakedo
04:18Motogi no Miyazaki Kensuke-san dake ga
04:24Higashide-san wo yogoshiteru
04:36Akan! Yatteruzo!
04:38Akan! Tte yuttayan!
04:40Mou e tte honma!
04:42Mou e wa machite!
04:44Senshu anna ni ii studio dattan desu ne
04:47Yatteru! Tsunada-san!
04:49Mata hameta!
04:51Kouhan no top batter de kou naru to wa
04:54Masako ne
04:55Boku mo iitakunakatta desu kedo
04:57Wareware mo
04:59Kibishii de rashidane desu kanji
05:03Honmari choushi ii desu ima
05:05Saiyaku machite
05:07Dakara iya e ne ore
05:09E demo
05:11Aja mou chappari mou ii desu ka?
05:13Sou desu ii desu
05:17Ninki mo taijuu mo fue tsuzukeru
05:19Owaraikai kitte no ougata konbi
05:21Kyou mo dainamikku na ugoki de ganbarimasu
05:23Mamatte!
05:25Mamatte!
05:27Mamatte!
05:29Mamatte no ougata konbi
05:31Kyou mo dainamikku na ugoki de ganbarimasu
05:33Mamataru to
05:35Nichiyou JAPAN
05:37JAPAN
05:39JAPAN
05:41Domo!
05:43Domo!
05:45Domo! Mamataru to desu!
05:47Onegaishimasu!
05:49Arigatou gozaimasu!
05:51Taiki, teijuu ga 190 kilo ni narimashite ne
05:53Soro soro kenkou shindan ni ikou ka na
05:55Osou!
05:57Osoi kedo era!
05:59Era yanke omae!
06:01Matomo yanke!
06:03Sei ni shigamitsukitai kara
06:05Kenkou shindan chanto iketeru ka mitete hoshinde yo ne
06:07Naruhodone! Omae ga kenkou shindan itteru tokoro
06:09Miteru kara
06:11Hontou itsumo arigatou
06:13Kenkou shindan wo uke ni kimashita
06:15Kenkou shindan wo uke ni kita
06:17Soko kakete kudasai ne
06:19Bikkuri shita!
06:21Sugoi yatsu kita!
06:23Sugoi yatsu kita?
06:25Warui tokoro ga?
06:29Majime ni yattekite yokatta
06:31Sonnani gohoubi no youna
06:33Kanja to iu koto ka?
06:35Minna kubaru kara
06:37Moratta?
06:39Koitsu no warui tokoro de bingo shiyouze
06:41Yamero!
06:43Warui tokoro de
06:45Ima kara bingo daikai hajimeru to iu koto
06:47Yoroshiku onegaishimasu
06:49Kakikoe motto netto ni
06:51Konna koto asareta yo to
06:53Yokatte yokatte yokatte
06:55Shinchou kara hakatte ikimashou ka
06:57Funde kudasai ne
06:59Ikimasu yo
07:01Shinchou 182 cm desu ne
07:03Hanashite kudasai
07:05Nande sonna kattai meja de yaru ne omae
07:07Houji genba ka yo omae
07:09Taijuu nan desu kedo
07:11Taijuu kekko murisou nande
07:13Kochi suwatte kudasai
07:15Kochi no osara ni omori nokete ikimasu ne
07:17Nande sonna
07:19Rika no uazara tenbin mitai na
07:21Yatsu de hakaoru tte koto
07:23Taijuu o
07:25Pinsetto
07:27Sonna 0.1g de nosete iku na
07:29Yugen ni jikan ga kagaru nda kedo
07:31Saisho wa mazu wa
07:33Basutei no suta mitai desu kara
07:35Oite iku yo
07:37Water server no yobi to ka
07:39Rachi ga akane
07:41Kyukyusha no taiya
07:43Sore ima kare de denwa kakatte kita
07:45Dousun no sore
07:47Taijuu 190kg
07:49Koitsu no shinchou to taijuu ga wakatta tte koto
07:51Koitsu no BMI ga wakaran
07:53BMI ne naruhodo ne
07:55Koitsu no BMI wa
07:5758.6
07:59Sugoi bingo card
08:03Ippai wa naita kedo
08:05Nine reach
08:07Naya nine reach
08:09Shiroku kensa de ikou ka ne
08:11Wakarimashita
08:13Migi
08:15Migi
08:17Migi
08:19Migi
08:21Migi
08:23Shiroku wa 2.0
08:25Nante ishi no warui
08:27Migi bakkari semete kite
08:29Boku nara moshi konna ni
08:31Migi ga tsuzuku nante koto wa aru ka na to
08:33Ue! tte yutchau yo
08:35Yoku jibun wo shinjita
08:37Yoku jibun no mei wo shinjita ne
08:39Ore nara ayashiku omotte
08:41Ue! tte yutchau yo
08:43Yoku jibun wo shinjita ne
08:45Sugoi jya
08:47Ketsueki kensa
08:49Ketsueki kensa desu ka?
08:51Nikibi tsuburetan de
08:53Tsubureta chi de ikemasu ne
08:55Chanto nagareteru chi ka sore
08:57Aho
08:59Bingo card ni aho
09:01Byouki janai noni
09:03Injyo sumimasen
09:05Watashi 190kg nankai de aho akemashita
09:07Shitsurei na
09:09190kg ni aho nomasu
09:11Saiketsu shimasu ne
09:13Ah
09:15Yappa ketsuatsu takame desu ka ne
09:17Sore wa betsu no toki janai?
09:19Ketsuatsu wa wakaranku nai saiketsu de
09:21Ketsuatsu takame desu ne
09:23Nande wakatta no?
09:25Ketsuatsu takame?
09:27Bingo desu ne
09:29Omae wa domo
09:31Arigatou gozaimasu
09:33Arigatou gozaimasu
09:35Arigatou gozaimasu
09:37Arigatou gozaimasu
09:39Ue itchau kedo
09:41Tsukkomi no ne
09:43Ue itchau kedo
09:45Itta hon'nin ga ishiki nakatta
09:47Sonna ni
09:49Nando hanashi mitai ni
09:51Tsukkomi no hou ga tennen da yo
09:53Zettai sou desu yo ne
09:55Tabun desu ga tsukkomi janai desu yo ne
09:57Ichiban dare yori mo tanoshisou nai desu yo ne
10:01Soutou tanoshii desu yo
10:03Ue
10:05Demo 190kg ittara
10:07Shinpai desho?
10:09Shinpai desu
10:11Ningen tokohontou itteno?
10:13Ittenai desu ne
10:15Ikutsu ima?
10:17Ima 33 sai desu
10:1940 made ikeru?
10:21Ikenai desu ka?
10:23Ikenai desu yo?
10:25Chotto shinpai desu
10:27Ikai mita hou ga ii kamo desu
10:29Waruguchi warachan de
10:31Waruguchi janai
10:33Waruguchi janai
10:35Waruguchi janai
10:37Dokutoku na world ga kuse ni naru
10:39Seken wo toriko ni suru
10:41Hengen jizai no owarai konbi
10:43Nanamagari
10:51Koko ga kouhii senmon ten ka
10:53Torihikisaki no shachou ga kouhii suki da to iu kara
10:55Ochuu gen de okuru koto wo kimeta ii mono no
10:57Ore kouhii no koto wakannai nda yo na
10:59Ah
11:01Scene kona ga aru
11:03Chotto nomikurabe shite miyo
11:05Kore ga guatemara
11:09De kore ga mandarin
11:13Wakannai na
11:15Uwa kore dochimo onaji aji ga suru yo
11:17Uwa kore dou shiyou
11:19Okomari no you da ne
11:21Dore desu ka?
11:23Watashi wa chigai ga wakaru
11:25Otoko sa
11:27Chigai ga wakaru
11:29Kono futatsu no kouhii no chigai
11:31Watashi ga oshiete ageyou
11:33Arigatou gozaimasu
11:49Chigawanai yo
11:51Chigawanai desu ka?
11:53Chigawanai desu ka?
11:55Kono futatsu no kouhii
11:57Chigawanai yo
11:59Chotto mattekusa
12:01Chigawanai desu ka?
12:03Chigawanai
12:05Chigawanai
12:07Chigawanai
12:27Chigai ga wakaru
12:31Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba
13:01So, these two and these two are the same, right?
13:04So, Kirimanjaro and Guatemala are different, right?
13:10Totally different!
13:12These two are totally different!
13:14I'm starting to see the difference!
13:16You're starting to see the difference, right?
13:18I'm a man who can see the difference!
13:32They're different!
13:34They're different!
13:38What's the difference?
13:40You keep saying they're different!
13:42What's the difference?
13:44The taste is different!
13:45What do you mean the taste is different?
13:47I know that!
13:48Does he really know the difference?
13:50Oh!
13:51Wait a minute!
13:52It says that this one is the most popular!
13:55If it's the most popular, there's no doubt about it!
13:57Okay, let's go with this one!
13:58Wait a minute!
14:00If it's the most popular, there's no doubt about it!
14:03You want to make the president of Coffee2 happy, right?
14:07Then, which one should I send?
14:09Then, I'll choose for you!
14:16This one is the most popular!
14:22That's not fair!
14:24That song has been with me since I was young!
14:27That's right!
14:28It's a commercial from the 90's!
14:30It's a commercial, so I don't know how much I was helped by that song!
14:34I was so calm when I heard the laughter of that song!
14:38I was sitting next to him, and I thought,
14:40Uchimura-san, you must really want to do this contest!
14:44I'll do it!
14:46I want you to do it, Uchimura-san!
14:49I'm sure I can do it!
14:51You can do it!
14:52I'm happy!
14:53I have a gag!
14:55If you don't mind, I'd like you to think about the Uchimura culture festival!
14:59I want you to watch it, Uchimura-san!
15:01That's a totally different gag!
15:09Is this a scallop?
15:11It's totally different!
15:13It's totally different!
15:14I can do it!
15:25Is this a baby's nipple?
15:27It's totally different!
15:29It's totally different!
15:31I can do it!
15:32How is it?
15:34It's good, but...
15:36The hair color is different!
15:38The hair color?
15:40The hair color may be different!
15:42It's a parallel world Uchimura culture festival!
15:44Is that so?
15:46Then, let's open it!
15:48Let's start with the boss!
15:50After this, the King of Consolation, the winning duo, will appear!
15:55What about the opening speech?
15:57The opening speech wasn't exciting enough!
15:59It was really exciting!
16:01Seriously, the opening speech!
16:06The show race has begun!
16:09The super-talented duo has arrived at Chaplin for the first time!
16:13Long Coat Daddy!
16:20The Super-Talented Duo
16:28Soccer!
16:30It brings back memories!
16:32Excuse me!
16:34Please take the ball!
16:36Is this the ball?
16:38Yes!
16:40Alright!
16:42If you want the ball back,
16:44take it from the old lady!
16:46Are you an old lady?
16:48Are you an old lady?
16:50Old lady!
16:52Take it from the old lady!
16:54Are you an old lady?
16:56Old lady!
16:58Damn it!
17:00Damn it!
17:02If you can't take it from an old lady,
17:04you can't be a professional soccer player!
17:06Are you an old lady?
17:08Are you really an old lady?
17:10Old lady?
17:12Take it from the old lady!
17:14Damn it!
17:16Thank you!
17:18I've become an old lady, too!
17:20I've become an old lady, too!
17:22I've never heard that before!
17:24Take it from the old lady!
17:26Give it back to me!
17:28Damn it!
17:30Hey, kid!
17:32Do you know what I was called when I was in high school?
17:34What were you called?
17:36A womanizer!
17:38Old lady!
17:40Take it from the old lady!
17:42Old lady!
17:46You're embarrassing me!
17:48Old lady!
17:50Are you really an old lady?
17:52I saw your face!
17:54It's hot!
17:56Hey!
17:58Take it from the old lady!
18:00You're an old lady, aren't you?
18:02Take it from the old lady!
18:04Take it from the old lady!
18:06Take it from the old lady!
18:08Take it from the old lady!
18:10Hey!
18:12What's wrong with you?
18:15I've done it too much.
18:19I've become an old lady, too!
18:24Thank you for the performance of Long Coat Daniels!
18:29It would be a regular drama if you had changed into your uncle's clothes.
18:33Yeah.
18:35That was really funny.
18:37That was great.
18:39I didn't know he could hold so much stuff just because he is an old lady.
18:41He is great.
18:43I still think you're an old lady.
18:45No, I'm not an old lady anymore.
18:48I made this joke about 7 years ago.
18:52Really?
18:53Yes, I've been an old lady for 7 years.
18:57That's right.
18:58But after 7 years, you've become more...
19:00Yes, I've gained the fat of an old lady.
19:03I don't think I've gained the fat of an old lady.
19:05I've gained a lot of boobs recently.
19:09You've gained weight.
19:10I can't watch this anymore.
19:12Old lady's boobs.
19:14I can't do this.
19:15You've become like that.
19:16It's been a long time.
19:17You all have great abilities and you're all in a unit.
19:22It was very fun.
19:25There was an old lady who was just having fun.
19:28I'm having fun.
19:29I'm having fun.